The Greatest Knock Knock Jokes EVER!!!

[TheDallaskid56]

Someone is hurt feeling wise

[tessalikesmen]

This is silly, :)

[TerrorReader]

SCREW YOU YOU READ LIKE A MANKEY

[Darkflay123]

A joke? Your haircut

[TheNickaTv]

Hello Dwight Shrewt nice to meet you

[hansjalv]

This is funny for all the wrong reasons.

[HomeSkillyBisquitz]

those jokes are funny



[jordie1951]

god



[boyizzy]

loool that face he make and the way he reads it is hilarious!!

[torylva]

knock knock

whos there?

dr.

dr. who?

exactly

[WaffleZebra]

DEAD.



[skittles736]

NOT F******* FUNNY



[amazinginmyownway]

rub it rub it rub it. lmao sounds like a porn line

[666sarah1]

is it just me or does this guy look stoned....

[kfx700ftw]

his voice is in monotone...

[IH2016]

What kind'a dinosaur dosent known any thing, an eli-phino

[ReelzPro0104]

Press these numbers :D --- 1: "Rub it, Rub it, Rub it!" -End- 2: "What do you keep a frog from crossing a road?.." -End- 3: *Awkward Silence for 3 seconds* 4: *More Awkward Silence for 3 seconds* 5: *Even more Awkward Silence 2.5 seconds* 6: *Finally Answers #2* "Dinosaur.." -End- 7: "Is writing on an empty stomach harmful...?" -End- 8: *Answers #7* "More than the dog..." -End- 9: *Stares at paper with weird face...* -End- You probably wont get it... But I laughed :)

[41409david]

it looks like he is about to get shot if doesnt read those motherfucking child knock knock jokes

[0antmo]

This sucked

[TheCrackerBrony]

LOOOL that was brilliant. i love how 215 people thought you actually thought these were funny

[MrMcFluffenstien]

Heres A Good One, If U Were A Dinosaur, What Type Would You Be? A MEGA-SORE-ASS

[TRX400atc1994]

i lol`d the hole way trow lol

[TheOrangeSphere]

*knock knock* "Who's there?" "a quadroplegic" "how the hell'd you knock? O.o"

[the1000th1]

"what does a frog say when he washes car windows?" -- "Fuck it! Fuck it! Fuck it! Fuck it!"

[wutangsuuuu]

get the fuck outta here with this gay shit fat white fuck lame ass corny jokes

[Rawrbrb696]

-Knock - knock!

-Whos there?

-Jean claude van damme

-What do you want?

- We need to talk

-Then talk to each other!!

[MeanEch0]

knock knock?

whos there?

joe

joe who?

jehovah witness

[cheerhornets]

ya sure im sick but these jokes suck

[mikjenson]

thats funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL

[qqqthomasandguy]

depressing



[charlieharlot]

Ps. People trolling this video just don't get it.

[charlieharlot]

haha...you made me smile man. Good on you. Loved it.

[TheAaronES]

not funny

[SapphireHeart100]

omg i was laughing so hard just because u had a blank expression on ur face LOL

[motombocolombo]

i laughed so hard i had tears in my eyes.

not because of the jokes, they are crappy, but

because of the way you present them. it´s so fucking

hilarious. i hope you´re just playing, cos otherwise

i´d have to assume, that you´re on heavy medication, or something

[r33d207]

this is so retarded but its hilarious 

[MegaDeman23]

@mack2emie.. Trust me.. He is already retarted

[fuckdahaterz99]

It's funny becuz of the way you say them hahahaha you seem scared lol

[mizzgreen1234]

that was not funny

[thehotcrossbunsmusic]

I still don't understand what offends so many people about this video Nate.

[Jenny16Hearts]

Knock Knock

Who Their?..

You suck at this comedy shit

You suck at this comedy shit who??

oh fuck you you suck anyway

[undisputed4life]

Knock Knock

Who's thar?

Interrupting cow.

Inter---

MOOO.

[mack2emie]

are you just trying to be retarded

[porras152]

me: knock knock

nate: who's there?

me: F

nate:F who

me: fuck u bitch

[eleosssssre]

guys, no matter how funny your idea of jokes is, if it has to do anything with the "knock knock" one, it gets automatically lame and not funny. but, it was not the worst try... xD

[superdude9192]

*facepalm* lame.

[MetallicaGNR247]

How do you keep a frog from crossing the road? Don't push the up button to make him do it. R.I.P. Frogger.

[TheRyan56565]

douche

[kalridzscooters]

Intence I Under stood them crazy jokes .

[kaitemnanaakakev]

do u have adhd?

[Bubba93000]

are you sure you past 1st grade where u learn how to read properly

[XZYOE]

@Bubba93000 That's the fucking joke.

[heylookitsnate]

Let's hear your best knock knock jokes

[ChadIsRadXD]

@13cameradude SO TRUE hes so funny!!!!

[PreventandReduce]

Haha very good delivery man, Dunno if you know who andy kaufmann is but you definitely reminded me of one of his characters (Latka Gravis) when you were telling the jokes. Thumbs up :)

[Lumerse]

@PreventandReduce Why ask for thumbs up? If we liked your comment, we'd thumb it up on our own.

[Emilytheawesomeness]

@Lumerse yup i agree

[heylookitsnate]

@PreventandReduce I love Andy Kaufman, I really appreciate that :)

[SlApTaStIc0tv]

is it weird im watching porn while this video loads up?

[Mrsquawhopper]

I want to cyber bully you! Greasy hair

[rawr0432]

He reminds me of Peter Griffin..

[djd99007]

rub it...thats what she said it sounds wroooooonnnng

[Geico1020]

This SUCKS!!!!!!

[hollywoodgirl1995]

lol fuckin awkward in my own house...

[MrWerewolfguy]

this is 4:36 min of my life i will sadly never get back :(

[bigcawk69]

knock knock. whos there. you. you who. you not getting laid :D

[caseyimhof8]

this is supid

[XxMarkBarrxX]

LOLOL WTF did i just watch??? 

[StatenIzzy1]

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooo

[14Ramos14]

hahahaha i cant stop laughing about the the dead chicken haha the face you made was priceless!!! xD

[TheGoodThought]

@luk3srocking what is speaing?

[123Tamnguyen]

lol wtf? xD

[luk3isrocking]

why r u speaing like retard

[MovieBikes29]

hahahahahahahahahh you told the truth that is the greatest joke

[TheMunchkiin07]

you look like you are either amazed or terrified lmao

[XxSpeed11xXJC]

I think the AD before the video was more funny.. i get the point that its suppose to be stupid jokes and all... but serious for almost 5 minutes i wasted my life just hoping for something better lol.

[asilent2]

WWWWAAAAT THE FUK

[MacWillyFortunes]

Thanks Daxflame wannabe!

[MMAfighter521]

Lol raymond me to buy milk, lol

[juthis]

How come he remindes me of the almighty Forrest Gump?

[sebbish91]

HAHAHAHAHAH WTF MAN ?! me love u long time <3

[MrCarson37]

Dude your freakin hilarious!!!! I am laughing so hard!! I going to subscribe to you haha

[MySTICHES]

AHAHAHAHAHA i love u!:D

[dominiclolz]

Since you already started reading this you cant stop. My name is Kalena. I have black hair, and green eyes. I am 13. I was my whole life. I have no ears or nose because my parents chopped them of with a rusty fork. I am dead. I will show up in your room in 13 days and kill you by chopping off your body parts with a rusty fork unless you repost this on 5 pages. THIS IS NO JOKE!!!! If you do, something good will happen to you within 13 days. If you don't believe this, just wait and see

[ArizonaJackal]

@dominiclolz A RUSTY fork? That's unsanitary.

[thisaccountisfakehe1]

4:03 BOOYAH! called it!

[LethalCeltic]

why did I laugh at this?

[jerkincesar13]

SHUTUP!!!

[badcoairsoft11]

why did the chicken cross the road O.o to go to the bathroom where all the cocks hang out

[Captainspadevatore]

... Are you high?

[freshkickinthebutt]

r u nervous or someing because ur talking weird

[spectacularrx52]

hahaha I'm dying. xD xD

[Lopee08]

ur awesome

[827f]

What kind of pants do the mario brothers wear? denim denim denim

[TheTrustyRapist]

the funny thing isnt the jokes, is the way the he tells the jokes lol

[MumsBallet]

Put this guy on SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE NOW!!!!!!

[moshimonster33]

i got a joke for you how do you make a chicken cross the road make a black man follow him

[sviosfdiablo]

he is so retardet =))))))

[adogegajfan11]

@sviosfdiablo retarded* wanna learn how to spell it retard?

[myersgs]

you top the jokes off with funny facial expressions. just brilliant! xD the jokes are bad but your quite funny lol

[TheTopHockey]

0.o

[TheBillenstein]

theese are boring knock knock jokes I wanted some good knock knock joke! D:

[CubsFan2812]

The car wash one was actually sort of funny lol

[PainBringer6]

0:29 thats what she said!!! :D

[jedisquirrel93]

I love your humor XD I've never laughed so hard at bad knock-knock jokes.

[NaughtyBear21]

i cant tell if he is serios or not

[musichalloffame]

Press "1" it's funny what he says then he face afterward lol

The humor is so dry it's funny...sorta like "between two ferns" .......... I think the expressions on your face were funnier then the jokes though. you got 1 "like" from me

[ihtzCOCO]

thiz guy iz so funny lol

[TheEnseo]

Knock Knock jokes are never good

[Charliesoftball6]

Man, is this Guy Stupid, Slow, or just a plain Retard or ALL TH ABOVE!!

[thesauli1995]

-knock knock

-who's there?

- ........

[reachkickflip]

knock knock : who's there? a social life. a social life who? what YOU dont have!!!

[dwiw1]

Can I met you<3

[kidNRG]

(sigh) THIS SHIT IZ BORRRRRINGG

[abcman]

man i can already tell you have an ugly ass house, so 1980s *Barf*

[lilllux12]

haha! It's cool xD

[somagardenwall]

brilliant cheers x



[divakee05]

knock knock whos there yo mama yo mama who? yo mama passed by last night

[jewelvdw369]

AHHH I LOVE THIS!!!! <3

[brittneyizdashyt]

Why the hell you look like that (O.O) creeps me out

[19893282]

Lol were do yuh find a something tht can fly

Me: up my ass

[bughunter5010]

lame.

[chasedover]

you put the frog out of its missary and run it over and then the next frog will think twice about crossing the road also RUB IT RUBI RUBIT THATS EXACTLY WHAT SHE SAID

[MrMuseboy]

go wash your hair you greasy bastard

[physics275]

Thats the worst knock knock jokes in history of knock knock jokes Boo!

[drewkuch]

get a job.

[vandersall33]

retard



[ladybuns1]

r u mental?

[onyourknees1000]

creepy how you stare into the camera after each joke

[Saint1551]

*looks into the camra all stoned* ...Hey want to know some of the greatest knock knock jokes ever? o-O.. xD

[thesammysosa94]

why are these jokes so funny and why do they make so much sense( speaking sarcastically)

[MERjoeSTERfri]

dude u forgot

y did the boy get hit by a bus?

he got hit by a bus ^.^

Y did the girl fall off the swing? had no arms

[SuperMilkshake69]

i like how he can hardly read

[5alzam]

these are very bad.



[123sammmyboy]

ta-ta-ta-ta - TODAY JUNIOR

[yourmother2k10]

u fukin loser haha you suck



[travisroyea]

get new jokes

[UnrealGoalie]

lmao

[wotwotwotify]

4:16 pedo look

[wotwotwotify]

he even thinks some are funny...

[starbiejoe]

i LIKE THIS GUY

[heylookitsnate]

@starbiejoe <3 u 2 :)

[316homie]

@heylookitsnate totally stupid

[GameAce6]

Sooo...where's the knock knock jokes?

[djtkbb]

stop meain so mean he probly is special needs

[niedzwiedz96]

u have no life.

[Skater17869]

These jokes are So fucking stupid. But i like your Wlamart Vids. :D

[protoplant2]

not funny  :(

[335428728]

omgsss r u ok? do u need a doctor?

[deejayprez]

you are retarded

[beanwegg]

LaoLOLOLOL!!!!! 5 stars x

[racemeable]

man these jokes suck!!!

[peroweiscool1]

why are you speaking like a reatard

[heylookitsnate]

@peroweiscool1 Why did you spell "retard" wrong?

[peroweiscool1]

@heylookitsnate its not get your facts straight

[kdawg646]

@heylookitsnate yea it really is hard to make fun of someone when you cant even spell

[neilpeartrocks2112]

@heylookitsnate JAY REATARD <3

[LickMahhBELLEH]

@peroweiscool1 pwned

[macuser1232]

@peroweiscool1 look who spelled retard wrong!

[deborahoneill1]

A BARKING LOT!!!

IN THE HAIRFORCE!!!

HE PUT HIS TREE HOUSE UP SIDE DOWN

THE OUTSIDE OF THE CHICKEN!!!

SMOKEY THE DINOSAUR

[1234alctrz]

these jokes suck monkey balls

[ChiefsBulls587]

lol vid got me laughing. More so the dudes manerisms.

[TheNuclearNinjaTeam]

I know whats big and green and puts out fires.

[littlelil247]

raymond who?

 part 0:43

[balsacII]

booooooooooo

[N0skittles]

Did knock knock jokes died?

[porras152]

u suck

[Aymeenoel21]

well YOU guys are watching the video so apparently u like it.. either that or u didnt know what to do when u got done masterbating so u got on youtube.... screw off guys i dnt see u doing any videos...

[mark828sox]

these are the best i ever seen XD

[goodmaster87]

@darielisjew ikr

[rocksoliddude1]

you're stealing these jokes for the video, so you obviously cant do better. dont criticise the author

[heylookitsnate]

@rocksoliddude1 settle down chief. I didn't use the jokes because they were funny, I used them because they were so bad.