Metal Guru
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  • why don´t u look into Dolores Cannon, Abraham hicks & jerry and Louise L Hay

    With Love and Compassion

  • Charles Manson

  • Politics and religion on you tube?

    why not...

    how about Astronomy as well?

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  • Get your tits out and you'll get more views, therefore YouTube money.

  • No Marc Bolan? Boooooo

  • No T.Rex...I'm off.

  • ha ha same as .... i was looking for the same....... but go girl , you are getting close remember question everything cos the truth is out there. go to edge media, channel 200 on sky tv wiil get our mind ticking .......

    anyway back to t-rex need to learn a riff to play........xx

  • I watched this expecting a cover of the classic T-Rex number ;-)

  • @CNicol40 sorry! Hope you found one somewhere else.

  • I have a ten quid premium bond that I have had for feckin' years. I have since won £50 with it to date. In one lump. Not a bad investment, one should say! Xxx

  • Lol Elise.. Quality vid... YT is for fun and you made me smile... I could listen to you all night. You should be on telly xx.

  • @kattysat thanks!

  • Post-modernist language? Metal Guru? . . . . .T - Rex? Beer? Drunk? The?

    Yeah, this was kinda nifty. 4 stars. Oh, wait now we have thumbs. This is an old video anyway. So I'll just pretend I gave 4 stars.

  • @NeverAloneForever thanks - I can see the benefit of the like/dislike now too as I can pretend you gave me the full five stars!

  • @Eliseharris You're welcome. lol I don't see why YT did this though. : /

  • revenue sharing... I thought you were a partner... maybe this is too old of a video :(

  • I don't think they let British people be partners until 2008 so this was before that.

  • so you now make money from shit? ;P

    rite?

  • Well not really! It's more of a concept than a reality!

  • lol... well from what I've heard, you make 1$ per 1k views... right ;D

    *ps... I know you "can't tell :P"*

  • I'm asking myself, "is she crazy, or completely compelling in a comedic sense"?

  • I hope the latter!

  • Yes, the latter for sure!

    Nice work!

  • Oh, just take a breath and say yes when I ask you to marry me...

  • shut da door behind ya

  • Bring back the guillotine cull off the greedy people and there would be plenty to share for everyone.

  • religion + politics = mindless curruption/hypocrisy

  • @assWompingMadNess Live by you convictions I suppose

  • Hitler's back? The British Secret Service MI6 in London, published an alarming report in the magazine Sunday Express Jun 19, 2007 revealing that some 200 million Christians in 60 countries around the world are at risk of suffering persecution according to CNA.

  • You changed the battery then decided that kneeling on the floor was better? I suppose if gives it a more David Attenborough 'bendy-down-get-in-the-action' type of video.... (????????) sounds like i'm describing a porno.... hmm

  • I was in your financial predicament two years ago. Perhaps by chance I then discovered a legal product for a niche market with which I can make about £50 000 - £100 000 per annum with only 30 mins work per week on my part. :-)

    Oh another good way if you want lots of money fast is to buy items wholesale, then sell them full price (or near full price) on eBay. Check out third link when you Google "Starting An eBay Business - Accounting and Tax Tips"

  • Did you go to college or university? If so; what did you study?

  • Drama.

  • I love her.

  • BECOME AN AVON REP.....ITS SO COOL......YOU DONT NEED TO PART WITH LOTS AND LOTS OF POUND COINS.............(think about it!

  • That look at 1:43 mark in and the pause is priceless, when you say "Thing is, I don't really care."

    > Oh yeah, and as a Yank I'm sorry what Bush did to Tony Blaire's career.

    > The plaster should be dry now on wall and ceiling, hope the paint matches.

  • When I am sad, I need a dark mistress, dominating whom I will be able to adore, cherish and protect. The goddesses cure the male pain.

  • Guru is just a category. I make educational videos, and they refused to name a category for that, so... I'm a guru. It's not an ego thing, and it doesn't help with subscribers, I think.

    I like your views about power. People greedy for it aren't the best at protecting our interests.

    You are very feminine. :-)

  • Also - I had a 'responsible', seemingly good job that looked like it might help for seven years - it turned out to be about as dead end and useless as you could get. Life is not easy and even planning does not always help. I was not drifting but I might as well have been for all the good it did me.

  • Don 't rub it in!

  • No - I am not really making any money there. I am not even making enough to cover travel most nights.

  • Elise. You have a very likeable personality. I'm sure you'll go far!! Best of luck!!!

    ~snazz :D

  • when i needed lots of money what i did was sell my car to my sister for 500 i then brought a car for 450 tidyed it up and sold it for 600 brought another car and sold it for 800 and on and on after 2000 i was found i could get upto 5-800 more then what i brought it for and was getting easyer after selling the last car i brought my car back for 500 and was well in with the money though it took me 7 months but was worth it gets addictive though lol

  • your pretty

    dumpsterdive and make art, that will get u money

    oh, and ramen is your freind (along with veggies)

  • giving up the crank will defiintely free up some coin.

  • snazz was here. lol. Where's Mikma? :p

  • hahaha

  • Where did pongman go?

  • Elise?  Do you have paypal?

  • Yeah. I was trying to work out how that could work for me!

  • Your paypal isn't working?

    Maybe it would be easier to just open another account!

  • It works - just don't know how to make it work FOR me!

  • HUH? It works for other people and not you?

    You loan out your account? Are you using the right password?

  • No - it works just fine - it's just I see a lot of people have little buttons on their sites and stuff and people give them free stuff! Not sure how that works.

  • I am confused.

  • hmmm i'll send you an email explaining what you can do.

  • Pongman!!!

  • YAYAY!!  pongman is here!!

  • Pongman get your sexy on!

  • Sorry that song was just on the radio.

  • Staying within guidelines of the laws of Nature, will "Metal Guru" be follow by "Water Woman"?

  • i enjoyed this one. favorited.

  • Thank you, Mr. ifuckyourasshard, for your reply.

    Well, that is definitely an improvement over last time, although I'm not sure that everyone will view this as the apology you meant it to be. Despite having started off with perhaps your best address, might you find a few simple and kind words to make amends here? Fake it if you must, you won't regret it. In fact, I'm pretty sure that it will feel noticeably better than what your stage name implies.

    Best regards,

    4ofSwords.

  • Youtube Give her money God Damm it !!!!

    Haha you're Gaz

  • Radio Peckham rules!!!

  • Not only Rules, it Reigns!!

  • As a journalist you probably could have gotten a lot of information out of me!

  • Hey you stopped yourself from calling yourself stupid just in the nick of time to prevent another lecture from me!

  • I meant 'stupid' as in silly, tongue in cheek and apt to laugh in all the wrong places!

  • Metal Guru, Pikachu! (oh, are they not the right words for that song?)

  • Okay, but be careful!! I am watching!

  • Ya, bad people are leaders!

    Booo!!

    Booo!!

  • Elise you are feminine in all the right places!

  • Are there a lot of parties in the park in Peckham?

  • Can we come to these parties?

  • Are we talking like a Rave?

  • or a Birthday party?

  • or a Dance party?

  • or a Political party?

  • or a Pool party?

  • or like a Drum Circle party?

  • Is it safe to party in the park in Peckham?

  • There seem to be a lot of parties in parks! Strictly organised, mind - they don't like people drinking in their parks, getting stoned and urinating on the benches. They save that for my street, my door, and my recycling bins.

  • Then, it's a Strictly Organized-no drinking-no getting stoned-no urinating on the benches Peckham kind of party!!

  • What kind of party is that exactly? Definitely not a Political party.

  • No Pool in the Park? Not a pool party.

  • Must be noise ordinances. Not a Drum Circle party.

  • No getting Stoned in the park. The Rave is out.

  • Sound like it's a Dancing Birthday Party!! Now, who' going to be there?

  • Hey we have to wait for months!!!

  • You got a little icon?

  • Revenue sharing seems a little elitist!!

  • Yes!

  • I like the way you think, Elise! I thought about the Guru account, but YouTube wouldn't give me a funny hat to wear, so I decided against it. You may be a feminist, post modernist, but I think you're cute and funny! 8-)

  • Yes hold out for a funny hat!!

  • Maybe 2 funny hats!

  • You might be too attractive for radio.

  • I agree!! What a waste!

  • That is rather rude, isn't it.

  • Yes, rather rude indeed, shouldn't he apologize for speaking to a lady in that manor?

  • He should!!

    He really, really should!

  • Dear Mr. ifuckyourasshard,

    Not to bother you from your current torrent of speculative sexual engagement or anything, but I would request that you make an earnest apology to dear Elise. This kind of trespass on a kind soul cannot go on and I hope you can properly rectify the situation. Thank you!

    Sincerely,

    4ofSwords

  • Ohhh, a poultry question.

  • Or, maybe he's referring to Chinese Medicine and the use of black chickens that have black bones. Yes, that must be the case. Really, that's not indicated for this situation.

  • Chinese chickens!!  Running around Peckham!!

    Wonders never cease!

  • Also known from ancient times to be excellent at hunting rats!

  • Yes, thus the reason he brought up the subject.

  • Well then, thanks rodbuster69! The rat issue is nearly solved.

  • How many parliaments does the UK have?

    Pity on you if you have more than one.

    We have one in Canada and it is well... er...

  • Well there is the main one in London - but Wales, Scotland and Ireland have them too (and we still have the House of lords) and there's the European Parliament in Brussels as well.

  • Wow, that is a lot of people sitting on their brains.

  • They train you so you dont' say anything inadvisable??

    What might you say that is inadvisable?

    I think Elise say inadvisable stuff might be fun!

  • I like that, inadvisable. I'm trying to not make any comment that might be inadvisable.

  • Just sent a message to pongman!

  • Where is he?

  • It was the middle of the night and I did not go to bed until 1.30am - so I just woke up again.

  • Hey is sterling silver more valuable if it is smushed up?

  • Smushed Silver, way more valuable.

  • I have never heard of this, but maybe it could work!

  • Wait a minute are you talk about her dressing up in a fish or chicken costume and walk around?

  • If so I am already signed up to several agencies for that sort of thing and as yet have no work whatsoever from them!

  • Elise is going to radio boot camp!

  • Go marching on!!!

  • Maybe she can do commercials!

  • Yes commercials!!

    That is brillant!

  • Ya Radio Peckham is rad!!

  • Don't knock it until you have seen a moose in a french maid uniform!

  • Yes, the leaders are the wrong people to be leaders!

    Take somebody off the street and get them to be leader!

  • And I volunteered before the major catastrophe of today - I was looking to the future because of the training and work experience possibilities. Nobody wants to give anyone money for anything these days - especially in the creative fields. everyone is 'oh do this thing for us and give us all your time and skills and enthusiasm - we are doing you a favour, why would we give you money?'

  • Another bad thing happened today?

  • Yes - which is why I have the money troubles mentioned in the video!

  • Ouch!

  • I am not even getting as far as the interview stage - job market is not so good right now. I don't know why nobody wants me though.

  • Ohhhhhh, people want you, they just don't know it yet!!

  • bable bable, yes, you may be a bable-ist but thats very endearing. Perhaps you could write down all your bablings, it would be a truely venerated work, perhaps The Holy Bable.

  • She has 4 novels on the go. Maybe she could rewrite one of those!

  • I hope you'll be able to find a solution to your money troubles soon. If worse comes to worse, you should move to Canada. Due to the currency exchange, with the money you have right now you could probably buy a mansion here with a live-in maid and 3 or 4 luxury cars.

  • I can buy a mansion with a penny and a piece of old silver?

  • Ah, yes... I was thinking of the bonds as well. We'll have to scale back a bit. It's true that with a penny and a piece of silver, at most you could only afford a 3-bedroom penthouse condo with a view on a quiet park.

  • Yes! Or she could at least move in next door to me!

  • Or me!

  • Are there any mansions available near your place, Larkvall?

  • Casa Loma is unoccupied. Might not be good enough for her though.

  • Sun came out today.

  • Really?  In Seattle?

  • Don't panic, it's temporary.

  • Don't scare me man...

  • Rained really hard yesterday.

  • Did you get caught outside?

  • Not much, mostly inside.

  • Not bad!

  • Ya, not bad at all!

  • Really nice as it turned out.

  • How's the weather?

  • It is warm and dry and nothing coming through the roof - though the rats are still frolicking in the puddles on the roof.

  • Ratbath!

  • Ratbath in Peckham! New broadway musical!

  • "Ratbath in Peckham" by the Ratpack

  • Groovy!!

  • Good the roof is keeping things dry!!

  • YAYAY!!!

  • Larkvall, what fun this is, now it's starting to be work. Please, others, chip in. Has no one anymore comments to add? Comment, comment, comment.

  • Yo! Do you have an umbrella or is the rain going to make you wet?

  • Huh?

  • Huh? Huh?

  • Comment? Comment on what?

  • The video, the star, the crisis of the Metal Guru.

  • Yes!! I should comment on those things!!

    Good idea!

  • Dinner time!

  • That trip to the airport was a waste of time!

  • My trip too!!

  • b

  • Please disregard this letter 'b'.

  • This was so boring. I'm not saying that just to make a dumb comment. This video was just so boring.

  • Take a nap man!

  • Wait a minute.. Wasn't Bree's dad shot?

  • I survived.