Man Stroke Woman - The Breakup

[64adamw64]

30 second avert for a 1 minute vid.. Are you taking the piss?

[lazerous8506]

And that son is a woman...... :D

[adrianeaglrck]

i said i want to make up with you ...yeah cuz i just had a fight with you in my head? yeah thats it 

[sw23ae]

i would piss on her after that!

[blondiwithstyle]

@sw23ae Bed first, then piss :)

[railey099]

HAhaha!



[fuckinwok]

Phahahaahaaa Nice

[nothingbutlove1]

Thumbs Up If You agree that you keep repeating the part where they say it together !

[miguelstarwars]

BAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!

[davetherave6724]

he should have said "tenner"

[AtheistTower]

women are attracted to money, who knew....

[FEAR709]

@AtheistTower i know right?

[capella1234]

Wow haha.

[Doodle1Bean]

Dump her dump her dump her!

[Rachiejane1]

For me it's not about money - It's about confidence and having a purpose and being passionate about your career. Now that is attractive! Funny clip though

[WaiWu]

@Rachiejane1 Yeah, but women like you ratio is like 1:150

[Rachiejane1]

@WaiWu I know! We rational, sane women are a dying breed unfortunately! I blame the crazy feminists - I bet its enough to make men want to stay single for the rest of their lives!

[marvin8dabes]

I'VE WON THE LOTTERY!!

Hahaa : D

[Twentysixbillion]

omg that is hilarious!!

[bigmuso123]

aint that the truth

[SearchlightsInc]

Ahahahaha!

[pandorawake]

In England: Bus driver Kevin Halstead wins lotto day after divorce.

Kevin Halstead, 50, went out for a drink with friends after his decree absolute arrived in the post last Friday. He bought a lottery ticket the next day - and was gobsmacked when his lucky numbers came up later that evening, The Sun reports.

Kevin could have been forced to hand half the £2,302,668 to ex-wife Helen if the divorce had taken just a few days longer.

[dindypie64]

@pandorawake ACTUALLY it was 4 MONTHS after the divorce. Sorry to disapoint, look it up lol It would sound better the other way, but its not true.. The 2 of them are on good terms with eachother too anyways

[refuckulate420]

@pandorawake

LOL that is fucking epic what a slap in the face. Fuck ya go Kevin Halstead!

[bamb0oleaf]

Fuck that, im a guy and if i had a total bitch of a girlfriend who'd just won the lottery, the least i cwould do is to rinse a few free dinners/handouts off of her. At least for a while, doesn't mean you have to get married - but enjoy the monies at least!

[obenrob]

just when i was seing this video i new he would say somphing about money and that was before he said it

[ufster81]

priceless

[jpGaiamundo]

Reality.

[dwad561]

......gold digger.......

[WeakGuy]

THought he was going to propose!

[xMattMayesx]

@WeakGuy So did I haha.

[seanpmullins]

@WeakGuy

yeah thats where i thought it was going too.



[blueeyesofice]

all women care about is money and power. pigs

[Theirishconman]

pssst....

this isnt a place for people to argue.........

[Jackjack505]

typical Gold digger e_e

[Ail3nsita]

awesome!!!!! lol

[aahatch]

looool

[ncfwhitetigress]

Wow what a greedy bitch

[ceh7r6w5]

funny story.. In denmark, som bloke won 22 mill dkr (about 3 mill pounds).. The week before he won, his girlfriend broke up with him and the week after, they were back together.. In the magz and stuff, she said "i've always loved him, I just broke up to see if I could do it on my own"...

Now THATS a greedy bitch.. And yeah, a really stupid guy for taking her back..

[ncfwhitetigress]

u have no idea how much that pisses me off

[rottweilerdog08]

she needs to be shot....he needs to be slapped.

same sorta thing happened here once. a simple man came home to find his house EMPTY, bar 1 chair 1 plate 1 spoon and a note with -you have everything your entitled to. a year later the lucky bastard won the JACKPOT! like 15 Million.

who do u think was the first person back at the door? thats right, and she says (haha) come on, just give me one mill.

he didnt tho. im glad

[tathjones]

cool story bro

[welshleprechaun]

@ncfwhitetigress lol wouldn't u do the same?

[ncfwhitetigress]

i suppose you're asking me that so as not to feel alone in your greed? btw, the answer is no, i wouldn't do the same. i've broken up with a rich guy before. so unlike you and the girl featured in this video i can say with full honesty that i am not a whore, as i cannot be bought.

[welshleprechaun]

@ncfwhitetigress alright, chill out bitch. i'm not a girl by the way, so i am a whore anyway.

[ncfwhitetigress]

in that case you're not a whore, but you do have certain misconceptions about how women think. we don't all think alike.

[welshleprechaun]

@ncfwhitetigress Yes you do - girls just want sex and money

[ncfwhitetigress]

you know there was a study done recently that proves that people who stereotype certain groups of people have a brain defect. that means you're retarded.

[welshleprechaun]

well done, you've just proven yourself completely humourless

[ncfwhitetigress]

u don't know me beeyotch

[Jcahalane]

Shhh, go and make me a cup of tea.

[ncfwhitetigress]

mmkay

[buckyafitch]

@ncfwhitetigress which womenz not? Eventually it all boils down to moeny in m/f relationship lol unless u r in highschool.

[Fastzombie42]

@ncfwhitetigress It's a video. She's acting. None of this is real.

[ncfwhitetigress]

@Fastzombie42 i made those comments decades ago and hence i don't care anymore

[Fastzombie42]

@ncfwhitetigress Then why did you answer me? If you replied, obviously you care to some degree. A person with a true lack of caring wouldn't have even responded to me.

[ncfwhitetigress]

@Fastzombie42 i respond to all youtube comments that i get around to reading

[Fastzombie42]

@ncfwhitetigress Awwwww, you do care!

[Wcoltd]

This was a super bowl commercial

[BadNeighbour]

Bullshit. Its a British show.

[Wcoltd]

I know it is, but they copied a super bowl commercial in 2005 - it was almost exactly the same. (Except the commercial was funnier)

[hema1109]

women, lol

[gameflamer]

lol pure briliance

[megzlegzx]

haha.. these are so clever & hilarious :P

[j12196]

hahaha, who are these people? they are genius...

[eddieinbeddie]

hello, ima girl and my boyfriend lives off me! so fuck all you men who think girls are always after money! its you men who are in love with money!

[icequeen9]

dump him

[eddieinbeddie]

Lol life is never that simple! spec when theres kids envolved!

[Nines2]

dump him

[glenny126]

COOL STORY BRO

[eddieinbeddie]

Bro? Im a girl!!!!!!

[hjokwon9292]

lol, shame.

[eddieinbeddie]

You should open your mind past what magazines say. Its obvoius you havent been with many women. If you had been you'd know that we don't all wear make-up and don't go shopping all the time. Thats maybe how girls act in films and on tv programs but thats not the real world. i detest shopping and don't wear make-up but im very VERY much a woman.

[SweetM8DannyBoi]

ok so you make predictions about my life and if you must know i have been out with many women and they are all the same and you are no different to any of them.

[eddieinbeddie]

so youve been out with me have you errr no you havent so don't presume im like other girls. You obviously go for the "i want so iget" tarted up slagbags. I on the other hand see no need for make-up, jewelry or any crap. Mychild and my home is more important then anything you can buy.

[uklapazz]

@eddieinbeddie

Please take a walk down STFU Avenue.

[eddieinbeddie]

@uklapazz wow thought of that all by yourself did you? wow *claps* clever thing you arent

[uklapazz]

@eddieinbeddie

All you talk about is yourself or children. That's why everyone hates you and you have no geniune friends.

Sound familiar?

[eddieinbeddie]

@uklapazz . I see your need for a larger penis is making you come on youtube offending, or rather trying to offend people. What a pityfull little man. Im sure someone must want you though don't hold your breath you wouldnt want to die not that you'd be missed. Now be gone, run along and play on some railtracks.

[uklapazz]

@eddieinbeddie

Blah blah blah yada yada yada. Why'd you think everyone gives you abuse on your comments? Because you're a boring, washed up old trout who sleeps with her cat :)

[eddieinbeddie]

@uklapazz holyshit a old 22 year old. I pity you, you shouldnt take that fact that your mom got pregnant with you through one of her punters not wearing a condom out on people because basically we don't give a fuck what you think, do, say or are. blah blah blah

[uklapazz]

@eddieinbeddie

Who's we...yourself and your innocent, suicidal cat that was unfortunate enought o have got entangled in your nightmare of a life? Hahahah :)

Also, aren't you old enough to go get a job yet LOL Or does lurking youtube at 4am fit into you dairly schedule. So be honest, do you work?

[eddieinbeddie]

@uklapazz yawn, 1 for structure, 2 for insult and 10 for no point to it what so ever

[uklapazz]

@eddieinbeddie

I got you didn't I? I bet you've just woke up. Haha. It's okay I won't laugh.

[eddieinbeddie]

@uklapazz your about as funny as madonna's vagina.

[APBTerriers]

@eddieinbeddie lol

[TKMSeznam12]

and blowjobs...

[mohieddinesaid]

disconnect phone and internet if you win the lottery for this exact reason..

[shoeman415]

I'VE WON THE LOTTERY!! ahahahaaha, ROFL!!  good stuff. British comedy never fails.

[blaze7570]

lol money grabbing whore

[krizanya]

hahahaha AWESOME.!

[pipall]

hahahaaaaaa! brilliant!

[bankyy]

lol so true

[xXBboyiceXx]

Not a suprise at all

[1q1q1q1qjigsaw]

Money grabbing BITCH lol

[Sp33dstix]

Bitches just want the money...dump them

[lexxypexxy]

Surprise,surprise

[doomed2obscurity]

so you're saying humour can only be derived form un-realistic situations?

that's completley false, humour is the act of taking a step back and laughing at ourselves.

[ShivelMoKivel]

You really need to chill out.

[shoeman415]

dude, that's why it is funny.

[sidmohan84]

Bitch had it in the ass.

[ag3ntbau3r]

I want to believe most women aren't like this :)

[bluegama500]

@ag3ntbau3r Well most are.

[Doodle1Bean]

@ag3ntbau3r You should because only the sociopathic ones are like this.

[terranu1]

bitch

[terranu1]

FUCKING BITCH

[Limewan]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[KiraNarys]

Sooo amazing!!

[mastersbx3]

LOOOOOL !!! THAT WAS SERIOUS !!!

[ozziyescobar]

lol

i think this is the best clip of the show

[54spiritedwill54]

lol

[MaikoDoll]

hahahahaha :D

[Abir7888]

haha..great..

[mattheuu85]

man shes hot as

[yotwats]

hahahahahahaha fuckin gr8......

brilliant

[mattheuu85]

lol goodtimes

[Zaree00]

LOL

[MrHairyNutz]

this isnt original

[mrpanicy]

You find something that is completely original these days mate, and I will give you a quid.

Or a dollar, since I live in Canada, but I felt like being a little extra British today.

[MrHairyNutz]

Sorry i dont want a squid becuz im not japanese

But i'll take the dollar

[MrHairyNutz]

If i wanted to hear an Asshole i would fart

[tinymouse2]

Didn't mean to make you cry....

[maxwellmovies]

good on ya

[axel151]

"out of MONEEY!" lmao

[devv1989]

ahhaha

[doubtless]

Hahahhahaa. LOL

[scobyknife2]

i want to make stuff out of money!!

[XGangstarX]

dats so true!!! :D dats how women are

[mosqit3]

These sketches are ingenious. I love this kind of abstract humour.

[denster1846]

that is so true

[alimay101]

oh thats terrible!! LOL!!

[BadNeighbour]

i was expecting do you wanna marry me ... this was so much better

[nobrakesukspeedway]

are you a rocket scientist by any chance?

[budgiesmugglers]

maybe not a native speaker...

[nobrakesukspeedway]

oh yeah, just noticed the profile! i take it back.

[budgiesmugglers]

no worries mate

[987654321bang]

lol