Freeman's Mind - Episode 5 (Half-Life Machinima)

[ninjamcstrange]

haha. gotta love that excited little jump he did at 2:55

[DragonMaster861995]

just noticed at 2:40 the techno was still playing in the computer room

[EskimoNinja456]

135 people work at Black Mesa

[halo4master1]

follow follow follow follow the damn thats a lot of blood

[cashman28590]

They'll find out what happens when you mess with the freem

[pyrosmom2003]

Lolz

[MizzMizea]

Someone paid attention in American history class.

[buildercarmine]

The guard at 0:53 on my game he was killed and was still talking

[leva123451]

this is sooo funny !!!!

[0prosthetics0]

I love this guys voice! :D

[VuduGambit]

1:36 Lol it's not a donation of blood if you sell it.

[geforce5700fx]

Nfs Porsche 2000 techno music !

[ferbyderbyful]

i used to work at black mesa... then gordon freeman came along and i took a crowbar to the face

[mrgame221]

132 people didnt grab gordon's hand

[Alexjr1230]

I came back to this video to say that japanese video is retarded

[ChristopherGiannone]

3:15 is my favorite part lol. "No your other hand you idiot! Ahh! You suck! Now you're dead and I still can't get out of here. Thanks for nothing! Why does everyone have to keep dying on me? Is it really that hard just to not die?! I mean look at me I was in the chamber at freaking ground zero and I'm still here! Yo-You guys slip on a banana peel and thats it! Darwin was right, I didn't realize I was working with a bunch of lemmings."

[DaKingTroll]

TROLOLOLOLO at the transcribre audio at 2:36 :D

[AnotherBiasedFanboy]

Apparently people who watch this show usually start watching "naughty" stuff when they're done, cause this awkwards stuff on the side is on all of the Freeman vids. It's annoying, cause if my mom were to come over to see what I'm watching, and then glance over to the side...let's just say, I'd be guilty by assosciation.

[machinimarep]

we should sue ross scott

[peerse1]

my enemy is the enemy of my other enemy

[Spitfirefilmz]

MANSLAUGHTER!!! All you Brain Regan folks out there should get it.

[MRmr011]

This is definatly freemans real voice XD

[terminator6267]

lol 1:30

[JellyBabe02]

Raving yourself to death.

What a way to go.

[raptofilms]

He sounds like John Ratzenberger

[Lynx799]

Woo cloud gaming again and again and again and a gain i love these comertials Subliminal mesaging or somthing along the lines of that id assume

[ThunderCavalier]

You'd think that, being a SCIENTIST, that one guy would've thought that staying on a structurally unstable catwalk would be a bad idea.

But then again, who am I to question a man of science?

[MisterEclipse96]

It's sad that he had to basically explain the triangle shirtwaist factory joke, because he was afraid people wouldn't get it :/

[ironmedal09]

I just Love this old videos of Freeman's Mind :D Too bad that the newer videos get as much attention like the old ones :(

[KurtKokaine1]

@ironmedal09 what??

[ironmedal09]

@KurtKokaine1 Sry, I forgot to write doesn't.. I meant: Too bad that the newer videos doesn't get as much attention like the old ones.

[gmodsam]

131 People did not survive black masa! xD

[MrSKATEitALL]

hahaha triangle shirt waste refrence!!!! highschool history class ahhh good times

[DanteKami1]

i love how you can hear the rave music through the hole in the wall! XD

[3terNalb3aT]

I I I do so love the 4 th episode so dick stick my chock chuck chick clock cock turret there I use swyper figure stripe set scott stewpot Fucking stupid swype keyboard. sf duck

[nazizombieahallic10]

why is there no episode 4

[m4532098]

@nazizombieahallic10 there is

[headhunter1712]

131 people were eaten by headcrabs

[BigMintsBrainbox]

131 people worked at Black Mesa

[Thermalapple4]

how does he lower his weapon and remove his hud

[gokharol]

Following the dead body road!! Lol

[cocopup220]

2:54 Lol best laugh ever XD

[TheUnholyHandGrenade]

2:54 XD LOL at the "Ha-ha!"

[XRemorazzX]

What? There were only 3 guys in the elevator.

[OrangeBoxUpload]

:trolldad: follow the blood road son.

[BOOST15673]

3:30 - For anyone who doesn't know, back then VALVe & Sierra worked together to make this game I think, and anyone who also knows Empire Earth 1 will know that Sierra are the creators of it right? Recognize that as the sound from when a Hippo bites you? I do!

[foxonyoutub]

why so many "sexy "stuff as related?

[Bittergamer1886]

@foxonyoutub Because this show is sexy.

[mward12892]

@foxonyoutub

Because; Gordan Freeman.

End of discussion.

[VannahWilson]

"Follow the dead body road…"

[DarthMatter1]

He said "Lets see people disrespect me n-" the video cut him off XD such disrespect... XD

[CrazyGamerFromBrazil]

He look like Niko Belic

"You are starting to annoy me!"

[tf2fan006]

RCVR add? are they going at every video and putting that on it?

[iamadonutface]

I'm a matador, I fear noth-

OH GOD SHIT FUCK JESUS!

[TheRsChato]

Im

A METADOR

[TransparencyDigital]

Oh! Crap! Another facehugger!

[mantticmax14]

the security guard died next to a health dock. great

[Meptrep64]

3:13 anyone else not remembering this from Half-Life? Or HL:S for that matter.

[VannahWilson]

@Meptrep64 I've never played Half-Life, but this part isn't in the script, so… *shrug*. It's probably something that deviates from the linear script of the game — i.e., they just added that part in so that players would have the option of exploring and having something interesting happen, rather than just always going where they're supposed to go. Kinda like how you can take a wrong turn and have someone tell you, "Hey, you can't come in here."

[Meptrep64]

@VannahWilson Yeah it is in Hl1, checked it out. It's similar to how you can blow up whatever's in the microwave, by pressing the use key on it like 5 times, or the laptop that's hidden inside a little table in the beginning.

[ifiwereademoman]

2:30 Sounds like a hoarsed goose.

[alyalyaly123xd]

@TheNorwayFFS Ross Scott

[RandomGirl119]

My cat apparently likes Freeman's Mind. I came back to my room to find that she had gotten this video to play and was lying casually in front of the screen, watching the video.

[technoguy6000]

@RandomGirl119 Then that must be one pretty cool cat! (no pun intended)

[Expensivediscount]

@RandomGirl119

Your cat has great comedic taste, then.

[UltimateDelivery]

Follow the dead body road!

[alyalyaly123xd]

@TheNorwayFFS Its Ross Scott.

[demonmoocow]

has this guy ever made anything else??? someone plz tell me!!!

[Diggy246]

Techno hell is all over in nowadays and I can't get rid of it!

[Greel97]

Does his voice remind anyone else of Manny from Ice Age?

[Trybut3]

@Greel97 come to think of it...it does kinda remind me of the Mammoth we all know named Manny

[caljam98]

I love these :)

[ProjectSuperNinja]

Yep, I'm watching the whole thing over again.. Either I have no life or these videos are just epic. I'm going with the second one!

[micosekiba]

THE FACE HUGGER XD

[miauw62]

god, i felt a bit D: when i saw that the guy was trying to touch the first aid thing D:

[nikekotor2]

@miauw62 it's one of the sad stories that VALVe makes.

[pepoka319]

what?...(door's opening) hahaa I'm incredible

It's so cute :D

[AnimeLoverLukara]

What was that roar after that guy fell down the pit?

[djdupre7]

"I wonder if the guys in here died from aliens or just raved themselves to death" XD

[ThyQueerOne]

that security guard had aimbot

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr330]

illuminati pyramid @2:40

[TheNorwayFFS]

i think it sounds like raymond from everybody loves raymond maybe its him i dont know what the actor is called THUMBS up if you agree

i wanna know how many agree

[katondragonrider]

@TheNorwayFFS if you want to  know the actors name is raymond to

[burnerthehedgehog]

@TheNorwayFFS three

[031000ron1]

@TheNorwayFFS Raymond's name is Raymond...

[Ludvig11]

@TheNorwayFFS The actor is called... Raymond...

Well that's what I know..

[xxDdt619xx]

@TheNorwayFFS guess so. Its Ray Romano btw

[DarkChaos451]

@TheNorwayFFS the actor is Ross Scott

[halofan2525]

@TheNorwayFFS its ross scott

[ThisisAliFareedshow]

@TheNorwayFFS so far 77 thumbs up

[brianandstuffdotcom]

@TheNorwayFFS Sounds more like John Ratzenberger if you ask me....

[Alxitment]

@TheNorwayFFS Ross scott

[mrkhrules]

@TheNorwayFFS you mean ray romano?

[DownAbove99]

5:06 Want a ban-aid?

[Micsupreeme9]

Follow The Dead Body Road :P And Don't Get Hit By A Steam Roller xD

[playsafe869]

you guys slip on a banana peal n that's it!

[LocoGroove]

Yup, they raved themselves to death lmao

[Jebu911]

That "barrel" guy was dead :(

[Girfan108]

It's a semiautomatic 9mm handgun... Of science!

Freeman's mind is true comedy. Screw RWJ.

[pivotman101cool]

@Girfan108 screw u bitch freemans mind and RayWilliamJohnson are both cool so stfu

[LocoGroove]

@pivotman101cool RWJ is the most annoying YouTube guy so far...and we shouldn't even discuss about that piece of shit while watching the best series on YouTube so I'll just stfu.

[pivotman101cool]

@LocoGroove yea u do that he is annoying but (i hate his fucking jokes) RWJ is a (piece of shit)a cool guy but im just saying that he freeman is better ;D

[russellt3476]

How did you put away the crowbar? I've Googled and Googled and still can't find anything! Please tell me!!!

[MrGoodCarrots]

@russellt3476 in console, type in: bind "x" "r_drawviewmodel 0" (with quotes.) Then, when you press X, the crowbar is hidden. to bring it back out, type in console: bind "c" "r_drawviewmodel 1" (with quotes.)

Then, when you press C, your crowbar will appear.

[SgtDynamoJet]

Uh oh gunshots somebody's goin postal.

[metalstorm91291]

2:55 Ah ha! rofl

[MrGoodCarrots]

After the first few episodes of this series, I started doing commentating on every video game I play...

[ElijahGreenThumb]

@MrGoodCarrots thought i was the only one XD

[kaledranger18]

@MrGoodCarrots but with no one watching it it sounds wrong.

[minhmook]

Welp xD

[F4fullpower]

"Well thats it, I've gone and killed 2 guys"

There were actually 4 guys in the elevator.

[spencertheheghog]

@F4fullpower you realy want to have a debate over dead guys?

[F4fullpower]

@spencertheheghog Yeup, lol.

[unassumption]

@F4fullpower

2 were females :I

[xXxflamingicexXx]

"Oh good! More blood, I was starting to get worried!" LOL

[GriseldaLoL2008]

i love it when freeman jumps with joy

"HAHA!"

[MegaCarnegie]

I find it hilarious that there's that much blood and the bodies are in one piece.

[TheReturnOfJames]

2:32 We all thought that.

[JBommer4488]

Follow the dead body road. Follow the dead body road. LOL!  : D

[turntyle]

WELP, TIME TO PLAY GOD

[JBommer4488]

@turntyle Ross IS God! He rules! ; )

[supersnow17]

name of the new rave song? lol

[JohnGalt443]

I wouldnt have been able to beat HL if it wasnt for freemans mind, its like a comedic walkthrough.

[TheRyder808]

Why did that blow-up?!?

That should be a t-shirt

[DuduFilm]

aaaaahhhhhhh youu Suucccccck 3:28

[MrBloodyboy551]

at 2:31 HA I STILL HEAR THE PROGRAMERS HIGH VOLUME MUSIC! XD

[MrBloodyboy551]

@MrBloodyboy551 lol i didnt watch the rest yet so ignore that :3

[JeSTeR7530]

time to play God XD

[missrockcantswim]

...why is he so happy the whole time XD

[mikecrazy12345]

give me your hand...no, the other hand you idiot xD

[terminator6267]

"Follow the dead body road, follow the dead body road" XD that should be on the shirt

[Velox415]

"My enemy is the enemy of my other enemy."

That needs to be on a shirt.

[alexfeldhann]

is the music in the "programing area" in the game

[fsffsa5325324]

"Well, time to play god!" XD lol!

[TheToast7]

"I'll shoot everyone in this building if I have to!"

He didn't know how right he was.

[MrBulat777]

не понятно ни хуя че он говорит

[FullMetalAlcohol]

@MrBulat777 Thats because he's speaking English, Mr. Rusky.

[tommyshooter25]

its actually the triangle textile factory and a few more than 100 people died

[blackraid1]

ho hooooooooowwww , time to play god :D

[DalekJamie12]

Hey you stole my song of my removed Halo CE walkthrough!!

Copyright laws get him

[x4mpl3]

(comment removed by Black Mesa)

[combine002]

@x4mpl3 Nooooooooooooooooo

[QueenAwesomenes]

for the first time, i got an ad for something i actually promote!!! Rhet and link's commercial kings!! frieday nights at 10 on IFC!! haha

[Yervand117]

In Case Of A Alien Invasion, DO NOT ACTIVATE ELEVATOR

[TheRealJoshObrien]

follow the..DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUM!

[awesomedude192]

i love freemans mind cause most of them have ads at the END of the videos

[candyman2535]

Where there's a gun there's fun!...or not!

[candyman2535]

follow the dead body road.follow the dead body road.

[wolfgangleader3]

i did what does that mean????

[gelu4056]

@gangstervural youre sprinting always, you walk when you press shift

[gangstervural]

how do you sprint in this game??

[joah578]

Best episode hands down

[xxxBigProozyxxx]

HEY, HIT IT WITH A STICK!

[mackandcheese1000]

"Thats how i say open seasame,with a crowbar to the face"

Crowbar solves everything

[genericblackman]

Give me your hand!

*the scientist is like yards away*

No your OTHER hand!

as if that would have helped

[HGJessicaJoy]

Follow the dead body road!

[maximumrfan]

You see, THIS is why you work for Aperture.

[SupaNova191]

i laughed so hard when he broke the screen and the door opened and freeman was like "haha" and jumped xD

[siegeghost100]

I CANT TAKE THESE FUCKING ADS ANYMORE

[celestialwolf47]

@siegeghost100 fucking progressive, they suck

[Niersmans]

@siegeghost100 google chrome + adblock extension :)

[Eion345]

2:22 - I had the same exact thought when I played the game...

[Flowen8]

You know if he didn't have that suit he wouldn't be the one doing all of this crap.

[Ruairidh1231]

"Is it really so hard to NOT DIE?!"

[RedRiku]

i know its elder scrolls....but do they really need to blast it?

[cheesemster]

This contains the best moment in the series so far, the "Ambassador" scene. You can watch those 20 seconds over and over.

[jhenry9989]

im pretty sure gordon is just back in the test chamber foaming at the mouth from an epilepsy seizure that was brought on by the flashing green lights and his mind is making this up in a meager attempt to keep him away from reality

[7pulford]

"they'll find out what happens when you mess with the f-"

Fucking machinima, screwing up EVERYTHING. And stop saying its "a machinima original", cos its NOT.

[exodus9001]

@7pulford And how do you know it isnt? o- 0

[7pulford]

@exodus9001 because ross scott started making these, and asked/was contacted by machinima. He agreed to put it on machinima's website and their account on youtube, because that would get them both more publicity- but ALL the videos are on his website "accursedfarms [dot] com", and they have the proper resolution, contrast, brightness, timing etc. Machinima screws them up.

[exodus9001]

@7pulford You learn something new every day.

[Velox415]

@7pulford The links on that site just bring me to the Machinima vids.

[ProjectSuperNinja]

@7pulford Good to know! I hate machinema anyway, so if I watch them there, they won't get any credit!

[codepengocp]

did any noobs knew abt this secret passage in 2:54??

[TheEvilDinkleburgh23]

@codepengocp I had no idea lmaooo