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I frickin love him

I don't think he could possibly meet a girl he couldn't please. That being said, katy perry must not be a girl.

Ah, the nighttime.... Then my eyes flicker into a new light, my pupils glaze and sparkle. My nipples stand firm and erect and lead my out into the darkness. The clouds part, revealing a perfect spherical moon like a bat signal to the lunatics!

We dance, cavort, cruise and kiss as though there were no death, as if there were only life.....

That's only on Wednesdays!

BreakingHK 2 months ago 4

I love him so funny and sooo HOT ! <3

TaylerKatyCat 4 months ago

Awesome ... I love him !

marieorton59 4 months ago

What can i say about Russell, he's quick witted,smart...he rattle's stuff off his head that fast,but there is wisdom ,meaning, and goodness in some of his quick witted comments...you can tell a dummy right off,and Russell is no dummy...he has a certain charm going on that hit's me in a good way...i like the guy..he has a unique humor...it's funny only idiots don't find him funny,because they are shallow minded,and can't go with the flow of the good things in life,positive people irritate them!

Eddieguitarloebs 4 months ago 8

i think he sounds drunk.....

Purebloodcrystal 5 months ago

the man is a walking romance novel! i love it!

YUMMYUMMBUBBLEGUM 6 months ago

his life is poetry

LauraGomesMovies 7 months ago

Russell Brand, like Shakespeare, but funnier :)

Lizzie200292 7 months ago

I can't believe the ammount of shit that flows out of his mouth! xD

heinzz93 8 months ago

@heinzz93 i know - he's is such a prick. it's funny only idiots find him funny. reminds me of the emperor's new clothes.

VengeanceIsMineBitch 5 months ago

@heinzz93 bet he can probably spell amount!!

onestep1969 5 months ago

haaaaa he is amazing in this video

emmaaargh 8 months ago

im an adult human female!!!!

facabella 9 months ago

he's trolling this guy big time. the interviewer should have asked less superficial questions.

partylikeitsnine 9 months ago

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He's a goddamn queer for sure..

PERIZ99 9 months ago

@PERIZ99 Queer for being able to speak the English language properly?

Fuck off Americunt.

karazeetomable 6 months ago

@karazeetomable Ha..! Did your your Mum ask for me to fuck off on her face again..?! Gladly !

Right after I'm done screwing that loose asshole of hers..! :D Hope to hear from you..Soon..!!

PERIZ99 6 months ago

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@PERIZ99 Words cannot describe how stupid you sound.

karazeetomable 6 months ago

getting up to the funky town record playing!! hahaha!

jasonf678 9 months ago

Thats Only On Wednesday's... Classic

RandyGoldspunk 10 months ago 5

Hahahahaha 'I love it so much i want to squash it' hahahaha thats what im like with my dog ;) <3

BubbleWrap90 10 months ago

hes full of shit but so funny

yourdabull 10 months ago

In some way he reminds me of Jack Sparrow

AlissaK1994 10 months ago 6

He is so funny! :)

Amigosxoxo11 11 months ago

...but that's only on wednesdays. God this guy kills me lol!!

nopseudosleft56 1 year ago

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What a jackass.

julius923 1 year ago

omfg he is so fucking funny xD

germany loves you!! (even if i have some problems to understand your accent :D)

Q3zq 1 year ago

shouldn't he be on a ledge somewhere?

davein2005 1 year ago

hahahahhahahahaha!

thatfukinidiot 1 year ago

He should be a poet as well!

pinkmusiicluva 1 year ago

OMG... It's Jack Sparrow!

MrDi11 1 year ago 8

when is this from

ukhanuk 1 year ago

I LOVE HIM!

xoLOLLYox 1 year ago

wow he is amazing! can't believe he just comes up with that on the spot...totally amazing :O

iamthebstgirly 1 year ago 2

@iamthebstgirly Absolutely amazing indeed, but I would seriously doubt its off the cuff, Oscar Wilde would have had trouble with that, Im sure Russell is informed well in advance of the questions he's going to be asked, still amazing personality though.

b5e5n1n9y86 1 year ago

@b5e5n1n9y86 i've seen this guy improv comporable. also, he made a couple stumbles when he got to the nipples, so it seemed somewhat spontaneous

esprit15d 11 months ago

@esprit15d He seems like he's in the middle of a monologue when he stumbles on nipples, if you watch it again he's not stumbling trying to think of a word, he's stumbling on a word he already has in his head, although it is in a very similar style to jack kerouac's writing which Russell is an admirer of, so maybe he was just in that place at the time of the interview and was able to improv in that style. I won't argue the point though because improv or not he clearly has an amazing personality.

b5e5n1n9y86 11 months ago

But thats only on wednesdays

iamtheonlyhobo 1 year ago

"And if it's an underage... cat."

"wow! Twilight has nothing on that!"

LOL!

StillOBSESSED 1 year ago

OMG, I LOVE RUSSELL BRAND.

CupcakezandLollipopz 1 year ago

like a bat signal to the lunatics love it !

melancholyangelfish 1 year ago

the last bit about the night made me feel vulnerable... hes charisma embodied i must say.

jaspr23 1 year ago

ITS ACTUALLY PRONOUNCED CAROUSE .......CAROUSE AS IN AROUSE!!!!

RUSSEL MY ACERBIC FRIEND.......CHURBIC.....ACERNINE ...

jbojangles2008 1 year ago

What he said at the end was oddly poetic, haha.

shaydenshames 1 year ago 3

hes kinda scary... he needs to stop wearing eyeliner... and he needs to have a lower voice

falraiders 1 year ago

@falraiders well he doesnt need to do anything. He's just being himself weather you're scared of him or not ^.^

justnickelfluff 1 year ago

I could stay up all night and still not write something as nice as what he seems to just blurt out of no where

Inclima11 1 year ago 13

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This guy is a disgrace to good English humor. I don't know any English people who like this no-talent assclown. He's being marketed only to a dumbed down American audience.

IzzyIsou 1 year ago