Ok this is bad but I don't know how its possible but in middle school I had a practice test, but the night before I had trouble sleeping so during the test I fell asleep when I woke up the test was over and the teacher came to collect I looked to try and put bullsh** answers but when I look it was all filled in, I was like wtf
When I was little, I used to sleepwalk. One night, I stood in the hall pointing and laughing at the chair in my sister's room. I did that frequently for about 2 years but then I tripped while sleepwalking, and since then I never sleepwalked again.
One Time I came home from school and I was tired so I fell asleep on the couch and my brother was about to punch me in the face and I blocked it perfectly while still asleep and yelled " I DON'T WANT ONIONS!" Scared the shit out of everyone in the house
when i was little, me and my bro had to share beds cuz we lived in a 2 bedroom house. i was sleep talking and thrashing around saying "GET AWAY!". then i said "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!" then pushed my brother off the bed. AND IM AN ATHEIST! then after i moved to salem i had a garage sale. afterwards, i had a dream i owned a shop of old things from my childhood. a guy was going to buy my favorite stuffy then i heard myself say "no, thats not for sale... sorry. how 'bout this one?" lololol
One time i dreamed that i was having some surgury on my dick (i was in the car) and my nintendo power magazine on my lap, it came to the part in the dream where she was undoing my pants and trying to cut it at the same time my brother reached over to steal the magazine in which i woke with saying "DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THAT" and he was so fucking scared
my puppy, Token, once growled in his sleep and it was a very aggresive sounding growl as well. i've never heared him growl like that since. he also had a nightmare once, it must have been a bad one because he pissed himself and stated crying.
once my mum came in to my room to wake me up since she was leaving really early for work one time and when she said "wake up" i said "just as soon as i kill the cyclops in the volcano" WTF :D
A couple weeks ago, while my dad was asleep and my and my mom were watching a movie, he said "I need to cuddle in my warm blanket of vegetable matter." Whaaaat?
This one time my mom had fallen asleep in front of the TV and mumbled something in her sleep, i didn't think to much about it and went to turn the TV off but when i turned it off she suddenly sat up and shouted, with her eyes still closed, "I WAS WATCHING THAT!!" and scared the shit out of me! xD She then fell back down and started snoring. ^^
A few weeks ago, my older brother was asleep after playing to much BF2. Me and my mother were watching the True Grit remake and when it came to the part where Cogburn shoots the man in the face, my brother immediately yelled, "BOOM, HEADSHOT!!"
When we were little, like 9 years old, my brother and I slept over at our cousin's house and my brother was the only one sleeping. And he started singing the Noodle Dance song from PB&J Otter.
One time, my friends spent the night at my place and we all crashed in the living room. About 3 in the morning I wake up to movment, I opened my eyes and see one of my friends walk into my room and walk back out with my pellow. I didn't care, so I went back to sleep. When she woke up, she looked at the pellow and said "Where'd this come from?" I said "You grabbed it last night from my room." She said "I don't remember that." "But you did do it." I then found out she sleep walks.
I remember dreaming (twice) that I was being attacked, so I was going to kick them in the back of the head. Moment I made contact, I woke up and my foot made contact with my wall X_o first night I did that, I thought I broke my foot XD second night, I was like "OMFG COME ON!"
Another night I was dreaming of a fav character and I was kissing him...woke up kissing my bed -////////-
Ok everyone else is, so I'll share mine as well. When me and my friends just stayed at one of our's house one time (it wasn't planned to be a sleepover, we were too lazy to drive home lol) One of my friends fell asleep, and soon after started mumbling. We started f*cking around and saying things (like brad&nick) and i eventually said, "dont trip over that dog", to which his legs spasmed. one of us said "jump on that horse and lets go" and he woke up and yelled "TALLY HO!!"
So, one nite, my little brother was sleep talking. He yells out, still fast asleep, "WATCH OUT! WE GOTTA GO!" I was all like, "Why? What's wrong?" He says, "There are 8 bodyguards running after us! We gotta go!" He settles down then starts kicking his legs like he's running and says, "Why is everyone staring at me?!" I said, "Why are they staring?" He goes, "B/c I'm naked!" "Well, put some clothes on!" "You don't just put clothes on! They already know I'm naked! It won't work!" LOL.
one time i fell to sleep at my friends house then he tried to wake me up but i said "dont wake me up or else ill put the rocket up your nose and blow your nose to the moon" and he said "but wheres your rocket then?" and i said "in my ass" (my friend told me what i said)
When my friends fell asleep on of them said NO NOT THE STICKIES,to wwhich the other one was still awake. We played Halo Reach and you can guess what happened.
My friend was sleeping over my house and in her sleep she said,"NO, dont ram that orange up his ass!" I laughed so hard she woke up i told her then she said i did it to and i said Jesus just got raped by chuck norris.
I had a friend saty over and he told me I kept saying cheese in my sleep. Strangly I was dreaming I was in Paris with a plate of cheese while I talk to some random guy.
One time, after i woke up after having spent the night at a hospital, one of the other patients informed me that i had been arguing with a guy until it spiralled off into "Shut up!" "No, you shut up. And turn that damn laptop off." while i was talking in my sleep.
One time i was asleep and my mom and my sister went past my bedroom but just before they past it they heard me laughing in my sleep, but i don't recall any of it.
when my older sister was younger she when sleep walking into my parents room and stood next to my dad, he eventually woke up and could only see this dark shadow leaning over him. when he realsed it was my sister he told her to go back to bed.
to this day he still says it was the single most terrifing moment of his life
@ladyofthewilds My older sister use to do that to our mom all the time when she was younger. Ma would wake up and see her just standing there, staring at her. She would ask "what are you doing" and my sister would reply with "nothing." Then Ma would tell her to go to bed and she said "alright" and went back to bed XD
reminds me of when i was trying to go outside at 2 o clock in the moring when i was assleep and my mom asked me what i was doing so i said its out there she said whats out there so i said the thingy then she said go to bed and i went nooo the thingy
ok my cousin once told me while i was sleeping i said "i like chicken" and another time after watching 300 i passed out and my sister said i yelled 'madness this is sparta!" and kicked her in the back... i nearly broke her back >:
This one time my aunt had told me to turn off my tv and I was like Nooooo ican't do it ..it's out there! and then I had gotten out of my bed went to her room and pointed out her glass sliding door to the back yard and I said it's out therrrrr....XDDD lmao sleep talking/walking is friggin hilarious
On a road trip, my brother was sharing a mattress with my cousin and in the middle of the night bro started punching him in his sleep. My cousin got frustrated and got up to go to the bathroom and when he came back he saw his pillow fly across the room. I don't know what he was dreaming about.
My mom carried a convo with me once cause I was sleep talking XD I wanted a purple bunny with yellow poka dots for christmas, weird thing being I hate the color yellow o.O
I slept-talked there recently. Apparently I kept calling "Maaa.. maaaaa" until my ma came into my room. When she did I said "Dont go through that gate, Katie will get upset". Katie being my little sister. Fuckin weird.
Sleep talking is a stage of sleep where the mind is at its most powerful, some people blurt out words or phrases as the mind is so engrossed in your dreams/imagination. I really should know the name of the stage of sleep but I failed psychology :-/ lol.
Either way, it's quite common. When I was younger me and my brother had bunk beds, and we both used to blurt out diferent lines while asleep lol. Think the weirdest one was "Poke the dog!", kinda wish I could have been watching that dream lol.
That happened to me back in basic training. Our trainie leader would start to scream somebodys (whoever got in trouble or something like that) name and tell them to get up and go go go, hurry up(not in that order) we even had the base cops come up and check on us to see what was happening. Once he did it, it spread to the other bunks in his row its was really funny when they did it, creep but funny.
My sister was camping in our back yard once, and apperantly i walked out to our back yard and yelled " Shut the fuck up you piece of shit!" at our neighbours dog all while i was sleeping
It would seem that you said the most nonsensical things your mind can think of when you sleep-talk. Once when I was asleep, and my mother and brother was talking about cars, for some reason I sleep-talked about my teacher.
one time my friend fell asleep and started sleeptalking then I asked him "Does your family hate me." to which he responded "No, except for the time you blew up our truck with that grenade." LOLWUT
one time my friend was sleeping on the floor next to me while i was play cod and put his arm on me so i flicked it away and he said "NOOO its gonna get wet" and did it again so i threew his arm off me and kicked him and hes like "now its wet nice job duke" hah wtf.
once, i had two of my friends over and they were both sleeping and i was the only one awake watching tv and then one of my friends suddenly gets up and i said "gotta go to the bathroom?" and then my friend says "fuck off" and then he goes back to sleep. i then told him the next morning and he apologized lol
One time i was playing l4d2 and all of a sudden he said "Guys look out!!!Theres a tank in the next room" and i was like wtf?!? So me and my friends just keep walking and guess wat?There was a tank.Now i put my headphones on him while hes sleeping so we can keep moving on without suprises XD
One time I was sleeping at a hotel with my dad and I got up in the middle of the night, went to the edge of my bed and started waving my arms around. When my dad asked what I was doing I replied "I'm playing Twister!" all in my sleep.
One time we had a family gathering and it was like 2 in the morning so all of the younger people were knocked out. so me and my cousin were sitting there playing sims and my other cousin randomly blurts out " no were not, sausages are for wednesday!"
I remember when I got one of my sleeptalking friends to say he wanted to video tape one of our former high school teachers eating a chocolate covered banana... weird shit. He still hasn't lived it down.
My friend stayed at my house once and he fell asleep without me noticing. I was on my laptop and I heard him say something very quietly, so I said "Hey! What are you saying" and (I know people are going to think i'm lying) but he said "You know there are perverts on the internet with pictures of little kids?" I thought this was so funny that I tried to wake him up right away and he flinched and hit me right on the tip of my nose with his knuckle. One of the weirdest nights ever.
My dad once told me and my brother that when he was living in his old house, his roomate caught him sleepwalking downstairs, going into the kitchen and starting to cook. His roomate was like 'dude...what are you doing?' the reply was 'i'm cookin' dinner!'. The next morning my dad didn't believe him when he told him, but he went into the kitchen and there was spaghetti fully cooked and served O___O
One time my friend was sleeping over at my house and in his sleep he kept mumbling things. I tried to wake him up but as I was saying "Wake up!" he said in his sleep "SHHHHHHH. I'm a glass of orange juice..."
lol me and my friend were playing red dead redemption for a whole day and he was staying over and he fell asleep in the middle of a film and he kept saying giddy up giddy*clacking noise*giddy up
Apparently one time when I was having a marathon zombie survival horror dream (the kind where you wake up and immediately go back to sleep and the dream continues on seamlessly) My friend Erin was playing LoZ:OoT on the N64 I have plugged into the Tv in the front of my room and She said I kept saying "I don't want pancakes!" and cussing. When she tried to wake me up she said I kicked and punched her and that it hurt like a bitch so she quit trying. I woke up at 2 pm and we laughed about it.
one time i fell asleep in the living room while watching a movie with my mom, the next day she tells me i said "i killed the man" then a few minuets later also said "i want pancakes not french toast."
Dude my friend sleep walks. He was on vacation and he got up and walked out into the street, and his dad woke up and saw him in the middle of the street walking away from the hotel. So his dad ran after him in his underwear. That's how rumors get started, when you see a child running down the street in the am with a man in his underwear chasing him.
I once woke up in the middle of sleep talking. I woke up sitting straight up in my bed, laughing like a maniac. I looked at my sister and she was staring at me like I was insane....
I went on a vacation with my parents and sister. That day, my sister joked that I should be swimming with catfishes. When I slept that night, I was saying "No! I'm not gonna swim with the catfishes! They'll sting me!" =S
i was sleeping once and my friend was playing mw2 on my ps3 and i said "shoot fuckin now." and he no scope fired his sniper rifle and got a head shot. and now everyone wants to play mw2 at my house.
my friend was at my house once, I fell asleep while he was playing Cod MW2. Apparently i said, "Look out behind you!". My friend turned around and saw a guy coming at him.... he woke me up and told me. I was like O_O i has telepathy
@hellview666 omg i did that once... unfortunatly, i was sharing a matress with my cousin, claire. next morning, she said to me,"how about round 2?" O.o
lol i always talk sleep.....once i had a sleepover and apparently i said "rape" over and over again in my sleep.......Then when they told me what i said in my sleep i was like "oh, shit...." XD
lol i just mutter random stuff,one time when i was sleeping over with my friends i would go"GLURG gog du"or something like that,now my friends are ex-friends because they thought i was a alien lol friendship ruined
i talk in my sleep too my mom said i said "dude jake23 u suck in littlebigplanet" i was playing it at a friends house alllll day long and we played this kid named jake23 lol
one time my nephew slept over and he went sleep walking and opened my closet without closing it, told me he be right back, left the room and came back 30 minutes later and went back to bed. then my friend told me i sung and cussed in my sleep like i was mad lol
I once woke the entire house up because I started laughing hysterically in my sleep at like five in the morning. I also swear and whimper in my sleep a lot. At least it's not as bad as when my mom was on Lunesta - she dressed herself, drove to Wal-Mart, and bought $500 worth of clothing all in her sleep. This was back before it had the "sleepwalking with no recollection of the event may occur" warning on the commercial.
lol one time i was slepping over at my cousins, and i had this dream that i was walking on the street and some guy was jacking off in public, so i kick him and out of nowhere i hear a crash so i wake up, and ended up kicking down my cousins colonge shelf all the bottles were smashed it was crazy. my cousin was still asleep and just said "that's a dollar" lmfao
Man my brother actually sleep talks in his sleep, and he actually scared the shit out of me it can range from strange thing to perverted thing; like one time he talk in his sleep, and oh yeah a little lower mhh yeah that it baby give it to me. Now after he said that i lmao that i could not go to sleep for a while.
once i was dreaming i was in a forest near the mountains. there was a star above the mountain that descended behind the mountain. i was thinking, "UFO!" then i sensed the thing was accelerating like hell straight towards me and was gonna eat my bawlz from underground and im sittin there like WTF??? NOT THE BAWLZ!!! PLEASE!!! then i woke up, groaning like, "ghhheeeeeaaaaa!!" which was like a backwards gasp because i was attempting to sit up, but my stomach was hurting like hell for no reason.
Lol, my Brother told me I was sitting up in my beanbag chair Screaming "You rocket whore!" . I probably dreamt I was in A team survivors mode in RE5. 8D
One time when I was in summer camp, I was listening to this one girl yelling really loud in her sleep, "NO! APPLES ARE EVIL!" and other weird things like that. It was very funny, but kind of strange.
My friend's stepbrother walks and talks in his sleep. One night he got up and tried to leave the room, but the door was closed so he slammed into it. Without waking up he just went back to his bed.
Another time he just blurted out, "Banana house" in his sleep.
We still have no idea what he had been dreaming about. XD
i have tourettes when i sleep. ill scream out "FUCK!" and all this other shit i watched step brothers alll day so i was quoting that in my sleep "ill kill you Leonard Nemoy" "The clown has no penis!" "RAPE!"
Ok this is bad but I don't know how its possible but in middle school I had a practice test, but the night before I had trouble sleeping so during the test I fell asleep when I woke up the test was over and the teacher came to collect I looked to try and put bullsh** answers but when I look it was all filled in, I was like wtf
PrincessAnime172 1 week ago
When I was little, I used to sleepwalk. One night, I stood in the hall pointing and laughing at the chair in my sister's room. I did that frequently for about 2 years but then I tripped while sleepwalking, and since then I never sleepwalked again.
fdezkaan 1 week ago
Yeah I remember way back my ma heard me sleep talking at midnight. She told me that it was'nt in any other language shes heard before
TheWheeljack4 2 weeks ago
One Time I came home from school and I was tired so I fell asleep on the couch and my brother was about to punch me in the face and I blocked it perfectly while still asleep and yelled " I DON'T WANT ONIONS!" Scared the shit out of everyone in the house
Deadlyking456 3 weeks ago
when i was little, me and my bro had to share beds cuz we lived in a 2 bedroom house. i was sleep talking and thrashing around saying "GET AWAY!". then i said "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!" then pushed my brother off the bed. AND IM AN ATHEIST! then after i moved to salem i had a garage sale. afterwards, i had a dream i owned a shop of old things from my childhood. a guy was going to buy my favorite stuffy then i heard myself say "no, thats not for sale... sorry. how 'bout this one?" lololol
OkamiismyGOD100 3 weeks ago
One time i dreamed that i was having some surgury on my dick (i was in the car) and my nintendo power magazine on my lap, it came to the part in the dream where she was undoing my pants and trying to cut it at the same time my brother reached over to steal the magazine in which i woke with saying "DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THAT" and he was so fucking scared
GOOOOOD TIMESSS ;)
PkTurtleMungicake 1 month ago
my puppy, Token, once growled in his sleep and it was a very aggresive sounding growl as well. i've never heared him growl like that since. he also had a nightmare once, it must have been a bad one because he pissed himself and stated crying.
ladyofthewilds 3 months ago
once my mum came in to my room to wake me up since she was leaving really early for work one time and when she said "wake up" i said "just as soon as i kill the cyclops in the volcano" WTF :D
GamingMad247 3 months ago
one time i fell asleep at 3pm and i i said in my sleep: but i thought freddy crueger kills people not rape them?
Leafster321 4 months ago
A couple weeks ago, while my dad was asleep and my and my mom were watching a movie, he said "I need to cuddle in my warm blanket of vegetable matter." Whaaaat?
darkcrystal14 4 months ago
Man i love reading this videos comments :D
This one time my mom had fallen asleep in front of the TV and mumbled something in her sleep, i didn't think to much about it and went to turn the TV off but when i turned it off she suddenly sat up and shouted, with her eyes still closed, "I WAS WATCHING THAT!!" and scared the shit out of me! xD She then fell back down and started snoring. ^^
FreddeX91 4 months ago 5
one time i was dreaming that an old lady tried to kill me and kiss me. I woke up saying get off me. Then i fell off my bed
EnriqueJ10 4 months ago
Lolz apparently I told my friends to eat the cookies and run.... 0_0? it was awkward in the morning cuz we had cookies XD
TheAutomanDan 5 months ago
This one time I fell asleep and NOBODY CARED.
b0w5er 5 months ago
A few weeks ago, my older brother was asleep after playing to much BF2. Me and my mother were watching the True Grit remake and when it came to the part where Cogburn shoots the man in the face, my brother immediately yelled, "BOOM, HEADSHOT!!"
And I laughed my balls off.
K4RN4GE911 5 months ago 6
When we were little, like 9 years old, my brother and I slept over at our cousin's house and my brother was the only one sleeping. And he started singing the Noodle Dance song from PB&J Otter.
coffeetea720 5 months ago
one time i had a dream i was taking a piss in a toilet.... i awoke to find that i didnt take a piss in a toilet O_o
BRADZILLIONAR8903 6 months ago
@BRADZILLIONAR8903 did you piss yourself?
0jrhindo 4 months ago in playlist More videos from 4PlayerPodcast
@0jrhindo no luckly it was just a bottle of water that spilled all over my bed
BRADZILLIONAR8903 4 months ago
@BRADZILLIONAR8903 oh thats better! the way you said it, it sounded like it actually was piss...
0jrhindo 4 months ago
I once was dreaming I was in a submarine and it sprung a leak. I ran to the escape pod and woke up under my bed shouting "LAUNCH!!!!!'
speed2ny 6 months ago
One time, my friends spent the night at my place and we all crashed in the living room. About 3 in the morning I wake up to movment, I opened my eyes and see one of my friends walk into my room and walk back out with my pellow. I didn't care, so I went back to sleep. When she woke up, she looked at the pellow and said "Where'd this come from?" I said "You grabbed it last night from my room." She said "I don't remember that." "But you did do it." I then found out she sleep walks.
gamergirl48 6 months ago
I remember dreaming (twice) that I was being attacked, so I was going to kick them in the back of the head. Moment I made contact, I woke up and my foot made contact with my wall X_o first night I did that, I thought I broke my foot XD second night, I was like "OMFG COME ON!"
Another night I was dreaming of a fav character and I was kissing him...woke up kissing my bed -////////-
Kuroiseki 6 months ago
Ok everyone else is, so I'll share mine as well. When me and my friends just stayed at one of our's house one time (it wasn't planned to be a sleepover, we were too lazy to drive home lol) One of my friends fell asleep, and soon after started mumbling. We started f*cking around and saying things (like brad&nick) and i eventually said, "dont trip over that dog", to which his legs spasmed. one of us said "jump on that horse and lets go" and he woke up and yelled "TALLY HO!!"
Funniest. Night. Ever.
pie2413 6 months ago 2
there fun shit always ends with an awkward silence
OldSkoolStudio 6 months ago
My mom and i do that :( :( :(
tonythex1 6 months ago
i once tried to wake my friend up and he replied ," noo you ate the dog poop " i was like ..."....wat?"
fizzyboii 7 months ago
once me and my friend were sleeping at camp and i got up when she was awake and i turned to her with my eyes closed xD
Me:(still asleep) : did you like that riddle?
Her: o.o What riddle?
Me: Ya know.. that riddle. from whats-his-face on what-cha-ma-callt
Her:GIRL, YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP!
WaterClanRP 7 months ago
My mom was talking in her sleep, and I said, "U look ridiculous. " To which she responded, crying, in her sleep, "I can't help the way I look."
Then later I said, "You look high." She said, in her sleep," I've never been high."
Me:"Lies."
Her, sleeping, "Well...not on marijuana."
LMAO
MsImadork 7 months ago 11
ONE TIME, I SAID ONE TIME BEFORE I TOLD A STORY =]
Zoneifiedable 7 months ago
One time i was asleep and nothing special happened.
MrBernas123 8 months ago
One time my brother was sleeping and I was watching TV then all of sudden he raised his head and said.
-I am lithuanian.
then he fell back to sleep. LOL
likeyoucarebitch 8 months ago 7
So, one nite, my little brother was sleep talking. He yells out, still fast asleep, "WATCH OUT! WE GOTTA GO!" I was all like, "Why? What's wrong?" He says, "There are 8 bodyguards running after us! We gotta go!" He settles down then starts kicking his legs like he's running and says, "Why is everyone staring at me?!" I said, "Why are they staring?" He goes, "B/c I'm naked!" "Well, put some clothes on!" "You don't just put clothes on! They already know I'm naked! It won't work!" LOL.
roseofmay91 8 months ago 32
one time i fell to sleep at my friends house then he tried to wake me up but i said "dont wake me up or else ill put the rocket up your nose and blow your nose to the moon" and he said "but wheres your rocket then?" and i said "in my ass" (my friend told me what i said)
117starpower 9 months ago 4
my father said when i sleep talking i said "no the dog can only reach it with a flamethrower"
vikocho123 9 months ago 7
Travis dreams about being nobunaga in his sleep...
11010101101110111111 9 months ago
When my friends fell asleep on of them said NO NOT THE STICKIES,to wwhich the other one was still awake. We played Halo Reach and you can guess what happened.
EmperorXaozx 9 months ago
one time I was playing a game then all of a sudden my friend whos sleeping says "yes, it is strange"
ChromeGhost0219 9 months ago
My friend was sleeping over my house and in her sleep she said,"NO, dont ram that orange up his ass!" I laughed so hard she woke up i told her then she said i did it to and i said Jesus just got raped by chuck norris.
spidermonk02 10 months ago
I had a friend saty over and he told me I kept saying cheese in my sleep. Strangly I was dreaming I was in Paris with a plate of cheese while I talk to some random guy.
CliffDiverBOA 10 months ago
one time my friend fell asleep as i was drawing stuff on his face he said "holy SH*T, the wheelchairs are alive!"
Iainluna 10 months ago
@Iainluna ...He was playing silent hill.
bummer1238 9 months ago
One time, after i woke up after having spent the night at a hospital, one of the other patients informed me that i had been arguing with a guy until it spiralled off into "Shut up!" "No, you shut up. And turn that damn laptop off." while i was talking in my sleep.
mariusvanrhijn 10 months ago
jjjjjj it just like my cuzing sometimes he was talking sleep
marcosakakira713 10 months ago
i drool when i sleep
117starpower 10 months ago
One time i was asleep and my mom and my sister went past my bedroom but just before they past it they heard me laughing in my sleep, but i don't recall any of it.
MollanPollzan 11 months ago
1 time when i went 2 wake my mom up she said in her sleep "freedy kruger is making chicken in the kitchen....."
TheShadowmaster1010 11 months ago 2
@TheShadowmaster1010 I bet he slices up some awesome filet.
mariusvanrhijn 10 months ago
@mariusvanrhijn lol
TheShadowmaster1010 10 months ago
My friends sister one time started riding a bike in her sleep.
alyse3102 1 year ago
Lol.... I had a weird dream i was sleeping... I was washing my mouth with mouth wash and i had to spit... Once i spit i woke up and i was like wdf?
Kirbybboy 1 year ago 2
when my friends slept over once one of them said "get ready" so me and my other friend were like, for what?
OhGodIPooed 1 year ago
I love the look on their faces when he talks to himself in his sleep
raeven1212 1 year ago
when my older sister was younger she when sleep walking into my parents room and stood next to my dad, he eventually woke up and could only see this dark shadow leaning over him. when he realsed it was my sister he told her to go back to bed.
to this day he still says it was the single most terrifing moment of his life
ladyofthewilds 1 year ago 8
@ladyofthewilds My older sister use to do that to our mom all the time when she was younger. Ma would wake up and see her just standing there, staring at her. She would ask "what are you doing" and my sister would reply with "nothing." Then Ma would tell her to go to bed and she said "alright" and went back to bed XD
Kuroiseki 6 months ago
Brad went to college?????
TrAvilv80 1 year ago 8
i wounder what game he's playing in his dream....
EchoOddity 1 year ago
@EchoOddity most likely oblivion
thefatodst 1 year ago
hes game sleeping or whatever you want to call it
mcm203 1 year ago
My friend sleep talks. It's mostly babble, but he once managed to state "I am the winzor". I tucked him in and patted him on the head.
Eva1337 1 year ago 4
My sister when she eats carrot cake talks in her sleep. one time she said "where's the ninja" and "i got to pick up the toys"
Dastarlos 1 year ago
When i was 11 i said the hangers are going to explode run!
peasterling7 1 year ago
reminds me of when i was trying to go outside at 2 o clock in the moring when i was assleep and my mom asked me what i was doing so i said its out there she said whats out there so i said the thingy then she said go to bed and i went nooo the thingy
gamer2uoy 1 year ago
Reminds me of the time my Dad told me he tried to wake my Mum up to which she responded "Shhhh, the sandwiches are talking to me"
SlasherCheetah 1 year ago 9
@SlasherCheetah hahahahahah!
ShapeShifterJackie 10 months ago
ok my cousin once told me while i was sleeping i said "i like chicken" and another time after watching 300 i passed out and my sister said i yelled 'madness this is sparta!" and kicked her in the back... i nearly broke her back >:
Maxwell5123 1 year ago
This one time my aunt had told me to turn off my tv and I was like Nooooo ican't do it ..it's out there! and then I had gotten out of my bed went to her room and pointed out her glass sliding door to the back yard and I said it's out therrrrr....XDDD lmao sleep talking/walking is friggin hilarious
fullmetalshortymaou 1 year ago 5
One time my sister was sleeping and she said "Shaaaark" and I was like Wut? so then I started humming the Jaws theme and she woke up screaming.
devopuzzlepro 1 year ago 19
@devopuzzlepro lmao!!
fullmetalshortymaou 1 year ago
@TheRealDaftPunk Enough of that.
flairmonkey 1 year ago
@TheRealDaftPunk Enough of that, lies are evil.
flairmonkey 1 year ago
once my brother was sleeping on the couch and i heard him mumble "have you ever been a woman?" lol
mirokulover18 1 year ago
@mirokulover18 wtf? lol
RichardBlaikie 1 year ago
On a road trip, my brother was sharing a mattress with my cousin and in the middle of the night bro started punching him in his sleep. My cousin got frustrated and got up to go to the bathroom and when he came back he saw his pillow fly across the room. I don't know what he was dreaming about.
Bottery 1 year ago
My mom carried a convo with me once cause I was sleep talking XD I wanted a purple bunny with yellow poka dots for christmas, weird thing being I hate the color yellow o.O
RandomnessISJoy 1 year ago
I slept-talked there recently. Apparently I kept calling "Maaa.. maaaaa" until my ma came into my room. When she did I said "Dont go through that gate, Katie will get upset". Katie being my little sister. Fuckin weird.
NW0Zezima 1 year ago
Sleep talking is a stage of sleep where the mind is at its most powerful, some people blurt out words or phrases as the mind is so engrossed in your dreams/imagination. I really should know the name of the stage of sleep but I failed psychology :-/ lol.
Either way, it's quite common. When I was younger me and my brother had bunk beds, and we both used to blurt out diferent lines while asleep lol. Think the weirdest one was "Poke the dog!", kinda wish I could have been watching that dream lol.
B8rkley 1 year ago
That happened to me back in basic training. Our trainie leader would start to scream somebodys (whoever got in trouble or something like that) name and tell them to get up and go go go, hurry up(not in that order) we even had the base cops come up and check on us to see what was happening. Once he did it, it spread to the other bunks in his row its was really funny when they did it, creep but funny.
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My sister was camping in our back yard once, and apperantly i walked out to our back yard and yelled " Shut the fuck up you piece of shit!" at our neighbours dog all while i was sleeping
Tieachy 1 year ago
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Tieachy 1 year ago
@Tieachy that happend to my sister too but she was inside
az12223 1 year ago
It would seem that you said the most nonsensical things your mind can think of when you sleep-talk. Once when I was asleep, and my mother and brother was talking about cars, for some reason I sleep-talked about my teacher.
Cryce7 1 year ago
one time my friend fell asleep and started sleeptalking then I asked him "Does your family hate me." to which he responded "No, except for the time you blew up our truck with that grenade." LOLWUT
abzeke123 1 year ago 120
one time my friend was sleeping on the floor next to me while i was play cod and put his arm on me so i flicked it away and he said "NOOO its gonna get wet" and did it again so i threew his arm off me and kicked him and hes like "now its wet nice job duke" hah wtf.
TheDjLee 1 year ago 2
once, i had two of my friends over and they were both sleeping and i was the only one awake watching tv and then one of my friends suddenly gets up and i said "gotta go to the bathroom?" and then my friend says "fuck off" and then he goes back to sleep. i then told him the next morning and he apologized lol
TheAznsensation15 1 year ago 7
And my bro was sleeping.Srry...again
WolfFan1999 1 year ago
And the he is my bro.Srry
WolfFan1999 1 year ago
One time i was playing l4d2 and all of a sudden he said "Guys look out!!!Theres a tank in the next room" and i was like wtf?!? So me and my friends just keep walking and guess wat?There was a tank.Now i put my headphones on him while hes sleeping so we can keep moving on without suprises XD
WolfFan1999 1 year ago
One time I was sleeping at a hotel with my dad and I got up in the middle of the night, went to the edge of my bed and started waving my arms around. When my dad asked what I was doing I replied "I'm playing Twister!" all in my sleep.
Shnorkle07 1 year ago 3
One time we had a family gathering and it was like 2 in the morning so all of the younger people were knocked out. so me and my cousin were sitting there playing sims and my other cousin randomly blurts out " no were not, sausages are for wednesday!"
shadowazun 1 year ago
I remember when I got one of my sleeptalking friends to say he wanted to video tape one of our former high school teachers eating a chocolate covered banana... weird shit. He still hasn't lived it down.
DarthCable 1 year ago
My friend stayed at my house once and he fell asleep without me noticing. I was on my laptop and I heard him say something very quietly, so I said "Hey! What are you saying" and (I know people are going to think i'm lying) but he said "You know there are perverts on the internet with pictures of little kids?" I thought this was so funny that I tried to wake him up right away and he flinched and hit me right on the tip of my nose with his knuckle. One of the weirdest nights ever.
xthunder99x 1 year ago
My dad once told me and my brother that when he was living in his old house, his roomate caught him sleepwalking downstairs, going into the kitchen and starting to cook. His roomate was like 'dude...what are you doing?' the reply was 'i'm cookin' dinner!'. The next morning my dad didn't believe him when he told him, but he went into the kitchen and there was spaghetti fully cooked and served O___O
darkwolfchuunin 1 year ago
I was sleeping at my GF and in my sleep i said "i want to get on top of her to keep her calm" Horrible moment ever at a incredibly wrong place
NaturallyGamers 1 year ago
I was at my friends house and he told me I yelled "the bomb has been planted" in a Russian accent
zombieland555 1 year ago 14
last nite after about 30 straight hours of mw2 my friend told me i yelled FRAG OUT in my sleep nd it woke him up thank god his parents werent home
fallout3master358 1 year ago
One time my friend was sleeping over at my house and in his sleep he kept mumbling things. I tried to wake him up but as I was saying "Wake up!" he said in his sleep "SHHHHHHH. I'm a glass of orange juice..."
WTFKoduBear 1 year ago 244
@WTFKoduBear O__O thats a kick ass dream LOL
Mentalmaid 1 year ago
@WTFKoduBear LMAO!!!
wowsux97 1 year ago
too much gaming for David XD
johnvip123 1 year ago
lol me and my friend were playing red dead redemption for a whole day and he was staying over and he fell asleep in the middle of a film and he kept saying giddy up giddy*clacking noise*giddy up
staffordshirebull909 1 year ago
my mother used to carry on conversation with me when i was asleep so i couldnt do anything without her knowing
Failosaurus71 1 year ago
this one time my friend was over at my house and i fell asleep watching halloween and apparently i said "confound that blasted fish" real loud XD
Blackflame869 1 year ago
Hold Up which ones of the 4playerpodcast group live together?
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Togglevolt 1 year ago
One time I fell asleep and apparently got up made a sammich and screamed " where's the relish!???" before passing out again on my dog
Obliviongatekeeper 1 year ago
Apparently one time when I was having a marathon zombie survival horror dream (the kind where you wake up and immediately go back to sleep and the dream continues on seamlessly) My friend Erin was playing LoZ:OoT on the N64 I have plugged into the Tv in the front of my room and She said I kept saying "I don't want pancakes!" and cussing. When she tried to wake me up she said I kicked and punched her and that it hurt like a bitch so she quit trying. I woke up at 2 pm and we laughed about it.
Kiara0Yunochida 1 year ago
My mom was trying to see if I was okay cause I fell asleep after a bad day, and to every single thing she said, I replied, "What?"
faintingfancies 1 year ago
I tried to wake my mom up once because we had to leave and she said "Leave me alone! I don't want that cookie!" I was like "wtf??"
xStarlessxxNightx 1 year ago 8
one time i fell asleep in the living room while watching a movie with my mom, the next day she tells me i said "i killed the man" then a few minuets later also said "i want pancakes not french toast."
GamerGirl8949 1 year ago
Dude my friend sleep walks. He was on vacation and he got up and walked out into the street, and his dad woke up and saw him in the middle of the street walking away from the hotel. So his dad ran after him in his underwear. That's how rumors get started, when you see a child running down the street in the am with a man in his underwear chasing him.
CrynowSavetime 1 year ago 9
my sister once shout "conner shut up" in her sleep. she works at a nurseary and there's a little boy called conner who always misbehaviour
ladyofthewilds 1 year ago
I scream in agony while sleeping.
Goochap 1 year ago
I only sleep talk when my saliva is drooling to my pillow and wake up and turn the pillow upside down and sleep again lol
PojekGwapzpo123 1 year ago
I once woke up in the middle of sleep talking. I woke up sitting straight up in my bed, laughing like a maniac. I looked at my sister and she was staring at me like I was insane....
Angelofmusic303 1 year ago
I think that Brad fucked up Davids dream xD
nicztenator 1 year ago
I went on a vacation with my parents and sister. That day, my sister joked that I should be swimming with catfishes. When I slept that night, I was saying "No! I'm not gonna swim with the catfishes! They'll sting me!" =S
gegirl9 1 year ago
(deal every highliner its over man?) is what he says
randomboostsuperguy 1 year ago
My best friend sleep talks ad i talked to her lol
mistic586 1 year ago
i was sleeping once and my friend was playing mw2 on my ps3 and i said "shoot fuckin now." and he no scope fired his sniper rifle and got a head shot. and now everyone wants to play mw2 at my house.
xXxRustyxrevengexXx 1 year ago
My cousin often talks in her sleep, once she shouted out "Broken glass!" in the middle of the night.
XenoPredDragon 1 year ago 3
david is soo cute <33333
nocchipasta 1 year ago
my friend was at my house once, I fell asleep while he was playing Cod MW2. Apparently i said, "Look out behind you!". My friend turned around and saw a guy coming at him.... he woke me up and told me. I was like O_O i has telepathy
Roflmao551 1 year ago
I was once sleeping at a friend's house and according to my him, I was quoting lyrics from "Gemetria (the killing name)" by slipknot in my sleep.
He said the one I used the most was "We will burn your cities down!"
Apparently I also said "America....God doesn't give and damn!" Which I still don't understand
Smore0 1 year ago
Pff, fucking dirt!
SnipaAdelaide 1 year ago
i said ur an asshole 2 my dad when i was asleep Lol
fallout3master358 1 year ago 4
you know theres a guy behind that pillow rite?
khanhlehuu 1 year ago
@khanhlehuu pillar dumbass
BayouWarrior 1 year ago
@khanhlehuu Pillar XD
khanhlehuu 1 year ago
LOL, i have sung in my sleep. it was in the middle of july and i was singing a christmas song. true story.
roseofmay91 1 year ago
I sleep hump :D
hellview666 1 year ago
@hellview666 omg i did that once... unfortunatly, i was sharing a matress with my cousin, claire. next morning, she said to me,"how about round 2?" O.o
bluelink4sword 1 year ago
@bluelink4sword .......
ChromeGhost0219 9 months ago
@hellview666 umm wtf?
robby2289 1 year ago
Lol my cousin once slept walked into the shower and turned on the water, needless to say that it woke him up X).
hales9691 1 year ago 10
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I Sleep Walk, I Sleep Talk, And I Shit In My Sleep... lol Its True.. :d
Elca32 1 year ago
i've never talked in my sleep or walked in my sleep but i just gotta say these comments are the funniest things i've read in a long time.
unfinished8kt 1 year ago 13
Brad reminds me of steve from Ghost Hunters
Ryzan44 1 year ago 5
NO WAY!! I thought that ever since I started watching 4pp, guess I'm not the only one... lol
LimpinPushA123 1 year ago
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Lol... I wish David was still on the show, but that video just SCREAMS game addict... no offense David
karatemom1997 2 years ago
what you mean hes not on the show anymore?
Razputin53 1 year ago 4
David: "You know there's a guy behind the pillar?"
Brad and Nick: *Look up* O_O
Angelofmusic303 2 years ago 115
LOL!!!!!
toscanni11 2 years ago
fuck i love him!
spikealternative 2 years ago
Lolz I'd like to have a conversation with sleeping David, would probably be hilarious. Who's with me? Lawl.
xxSMGsoulSMGxx 2 years ago 9
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david knows his stuff
DoucheBagsNetwork 2 years ago
i talk some times as my frend says when he sleeps rounds i say notros turbo some random stuff
exomonkeyman 2 years ago
My brother told me I was saying "Shut you bish!" in my sleep, I wasn't even dreaming either. I don't know how it happened...
PsychoNitewing 2 years ago
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My cousin said I finished "Charlie Don't Surf" in COD4 on my 360, WHILE SLEEPING.
xXDragunov25Xx 2 years ago
lol i always talk sleep.....once i had a sleepover and apparently i said "rape" over and over again in my sleep.......Then when they told me what i said in my sleep i was like "oh, shit...." XD
xxxbrinbxxx 2 years ago 12
lol i just mutter random stuff,one time when i was sleeping over with my friends i would go"GLURG gog du"or something like that,now my friends are ex-friends because they thought i was a alien lol friendship ruined
fearlesssabertiger 2 years ago 4
i talk in my sleep too my mom said i said "dude jake23 u suck in littlebigplanet" i was playing it at a friends house alllll day long and we played this kid named jake23 lol
hopkidokid 2 years ago 3
one time my nephew slept over and he went sleep walking and opened my closet without closing it, told me he be right back, left the room and came back 30 minutes later and went back to bed. then my friend told me i sung and cussed in my sleep like i was mad lol
hato1848 2 years ago
I once woke the entire house up because I started laughing hysterically in my sleep at like five in the morning. I also swear and whimper in my sleep a lot. At least it's not as bad as when my mom was on Lunesta - she dressed herself, drove to Wal-Mart, and bought $500 worth of clothing all in her sleep. This was back before it had the "sleepwalking with no recollection of the event may occur" warning on the commercial.
mortalplight 2 years ago
I once went to shower during midnight while I was asleep :E
ViolentCartoon 2 years ago 6
lol i sleep sing.
ian0renos 2 years ago
lol one time i was slepping over at my cousins, and i had this dream that i was walking on the street and some guy was jacking off in public, so i kick him and out of nowhere i hear a crash so i wake up, and ended up kicking down my cousins colonge shelf all the bottles were smashed it was crazy. my cousin was still asleep and just said "that's a dollar" lmfao
christopher1847 2 years ago 41
lol my cousin does that. once i heard him say, "damn! i hate sagat" (we were playing street fighter for most of that day)
sqwrrlta31stest 2 years ago
Man my brother actually sleep talks in his sleep, and he actually scared the shit out of me it can range from strange thing to perverted thing; like one time he talk in his sleep, and oh yeah a little lower mhh yeah that it baby give it to me. Now after he said that i lmao that i could not go to sleep for a while.
Jmerino7 2 years ago
"one time i just heard him spit (makes spitting sound) FUCKING DIRT" lol
kevinhirstius 2 years ago 7
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once i was dreaming i was in a forest near the mountains. there was a star above the mountain that descended behind the mountain. i was thinking, "UFO!" then i sensed the thing was accelerating like hell straight towards me and was gonna eat my bawlz from underground and im sittin there like WTF??? NOT THE BAWLZ!!! PLEASE!!! then i woke up, groaning like, "ghhheeeeeaaaaa!!" which was like a backwards gasp because i was attempting to sit up, but my stomach was hurting like hell for no reason.
vicktrickly72 2 years ago
Lol, my Brother told me I was sitting up in my beanbag chair Screaming "You rocket whore!" . I probably dreamt I was in A team survivors mode in RE5. 8D
Daywalkers889799 2 years ago 6
One time when I was in summer camp, I was listening to this one girl yelling really loud in her sleep, "NO! APPLES ARE EVIL!" and other weird things like that. It was very funny, but kind of strange.
HMintify 2 years ago 4
My friend's stepbrother walks and talks in his sleep. One night he got up and tried to leave the room, but the door was closed so he slammed into it. Without waking up he just went back to his bed.
Another time he just blurted out, "Banana house" in his sleep.
We still have no idea what he had been dreaming about. XD
Coriserai 2 years ago 31
@Coriserai haha my friend was sleeping over once and he was sleeping...he just blurted out. "80 days.....one man!" i said....wow dommy and i loled
xToxicTurtlex 1 year ago
i have tourettes when i sleep. ill scream out "FUCK!" and all this other shit i watched step brothers alll day so i was quoting that in my sleep "ill kill you Leonard Nemoy" "The clown has no penis!" "RAPE!"
Ryanw231 2 years ago 4
mee too
christopher1847 2 years ago
That's the awesomest thing ever. quoting Stepbrothers in your sleep.. XD
ToriBird330 2 years ago 6
yea. its badass man
Ryanw231 2 years ago
last night i was sleeptalking, and i caught myself doing it. I said "no i dont teach cream cheese...." "hey..im talking in my sleep mom."
lmao it was hilarious.
Chinadoll18 2 years ago 14
Apparently my e-pal says things like "chaos control" in her sleep.
What a sonictard. :/
Airigh 2 years ago 4
I've sleepwalked before at school when I was little, I wake up at the schools entrance standing up and was like...... BATHROOM!!!
GamerWorlock 2 years ago 3
My sis went to a friends sleeover once, and her friends sister just shouted
"shut up you octopus, I'M the jellyfish!"
In her sleep XD
mozzerella111 2 years ago 13
My dad swears really loudly in his sleep - it's hilarious!
LauraxMcGuire 2 years ago 11