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  • Gotta agree. Rather then a feeling of terror I found myself annoyed with all the enemies. Their shrill whining. Their repeated dialog. How easy it is for them to kill me. It didn't make the experience fun.

  • Eres una de las personas mas agradables que creo conocer. Sigue así.

  • @carlosikari

    Gracias.

  • Bioshizzle would have been sooo much better as a movie.

  • you hate all games dont you? oh well the wii vewer is alot better

  • @therealdill11

    How many of my videos have you watched? I like most of the games I've played.

  • @StormDainProductions more of zombie games but you should revew nazi zombies. i know your tired of zombie games but this is diffrent from the others

  • @StormDainProductions hey storm have you played bioshock 2?

  • @StormDainProductions ironically it is because of you wiiviewr started reviewing with his kids

  • @therealdill11

    not bullet storm infamous or sanits row 2

  • @therealdill11

    umad?

  • @therealdill11 he just didn't like this game okay and you do know that storm dain is the inperation (sorry can't spell very good) for wiiviewer

  • @therealdill11 at least storm doesn't review game show crap all the time.

  • @mkocja5a i like the wiiviewr but i agree however he does do mostly third party games so i guess he can get away with it just a bit

  • @metaluigi425 don't get me wrong, i like wiiviewr's reviews too, but his shovelware fetish keeps him from being as good as storm imo.

  • @mkocja5a yeah this is true but if you think about it he is showing us these 3rd party games so if we see the in a store we will know if they are fun or not

  • @metaluigi425 yeah that's a good point :)

  • Did you ever end up playing Bioshizzle 2?

  • Agree very much with the final statement... awesome story, shitty fetch quests

  • i agree with him besides his good comments

  • i think bioshizzle is crap and basically as bad as ninja breadman i agree with him and hate comments commence eat that bull@$%&

  • And now Bioshizzle Infinite is getting even more hype. I have a feeling this series is going to go the ways of the Halo games for me.  They're overhyped by EVERYBODY, and when I finally decide to play them, I'm severely dissapointed.

    Oh and @jaktje that wasn't the least bit funny.

  • biocock =D

  • I normally don't get this mad at ads but... FUCK THOSE FUCKING COMMERCIALS!

  • di eany one see his gamertag ?

  • storm should do bioshizzle 2

  • hey storm why are you so awesome

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  • i literally just noticed that the 7 is cut off in the release date during the beginning of the vid...which is pretty sad considering i've watched this video at least 5 times

  • Considering how popular Golden eye is, I am surprised that that gamer tag was not taken.

  • STORM"S GAMERTaG IS *********

  • @Koopsas

    Yeah, but how can a developer steal something from itself?

  • Bioshizzle ftw! =D

  • I thought bioshock 2 was much better

  • man, my friends love bioshock and i hate it

  • You know just to make the whole thing even worse for you, allmost everything in bioshizzle is stolen from a much better game (that you would hate more) called system shock 2, especially the story, its plot twists, and the way its told (audio logs, ghosts ect) So yeah, the one thing you liked about Bioshizzle belongs to a different game.

  • @Koopsas Yea its funny how people are calling this an 'evolution' in gaming when its just a 10 year old pc game thats been dumbed down.

  • @ruekurei88 Funny how the adverage age of a gamer has gone up, yet the complexity of games has gone down.

  • Nice review man. I'm personally in the niche group of people who like horror games so I was very excited about this game long before it came out. I honestly bought an xbox360 for this game alone.  I enjoyed it but I do agree that it isn't perfection. Good job, and keep it up.

  • have you ever played Dark Sector? it reminds me of Bioshizzle, except with a glave.....and its better.

  • at one point I was planning on buying BIOSHIZZLE but (like you...I think) I was turned off by the violence

  • not to offend u with love but ur chest hair is shaped as a heart

  • are you doing Bioshock 2?

  • Is bioshock a scary game. does it have onlin. how long is it

  • @inampum1234 on occasion it can be mildly frightening no online thats bioshock 2 and i don't know how long it is because its too damn confusing to navigate in so i never finished it

  • @inampum1234

    Bioshock is scary but for stupid reasons. The first doesn't have online but the second does, however the multiplayer in the second is incredibly bad. And the game is TOO long.

  • you should make a video that shows us all your games....it seems like a stupid idea but it would probably please your fans.........yeah nvm

  • Are you planning on starting another series or continue with GISHAOIIWAWROGFTNR now that GISHAOa is over?

  • topless storm FTW XD

  • I tried a torrented copy of Bioshizzle. I didn't like it.

  • I asked my cousin what's so good about Bioshizzle.

    He had a hard time explaining it.

    He just told me I should try it. So I'm considering it because he showed me torrents.

  • you look like shaggy from Scooby doo.

  • hey storm, what mic do you use? its freaking awesome

  • @SmashPadTV

    It's a proprietary Sony Bluetooth mic for use with Sony Handycams. The model name is ECM-HW1.

  • cheers dude and your whole GISHAOTYA was amazing, well done :D

  • @StormDainProductions how much did it cost

  • hey storm, whats the name of your bluetooth mic you use? its freaking awesome

  • Hide storm!

    The Bioshizzle2 fanbois are attacking!

  • yep that happend to me

  • you know what i find funny my freind loves this game ut thinks th 2nd 1 is boring

  • I just had a thought. how did he put those pictures on his shirt

  • I hate horror, I don't know why anyone would like it? I certainly don't get thrills by getting terrified. I think most people just like horror so they can say that they have seen (or played in this case) a movie (or in this case a game) and show-off about it!

  • its not really brag-worthy to play a 'horror' game. They probably just enjoy the thrill and you dont. We're not all the same.

  • This game is not scary just fun... Only problem that i have with it is that it's to dark you can sometime barely where u going.

  • @spookymcfuzzy i got resident evil 4 yesterday and it's kind of scary,but it keeps u on ur toes and kind of hooked! i felt the same way u did,and then i actually played some different horror games,and now i love em! and it gives u a good feeling when u progress in them because u know you've beaten ur fears don't,pissed in there eye,and now ur fears are crying in a corner hating there life :)

  • @spookymcfuzzy its not a horror really its half half

  • People who voted this under five stars are stupid.

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  • I realy like this game but I totaly agree with you about the game it's to dark. By the way are going to review Bioshock 2? I saw that u play as a big daddy.

  • Is your Gamertag the same as your PSN?

  • Um... in what video was the Princess Peach DS case showcased?

  • The adventure with soul callibur legends and dragon blade wrath of fire

  • @MJMR07 Thanks.

  • Bioshock has never been able to hold my attention for long enough for me to finish it.

  • would you ever wear those shirts in public?

  • Im one of those people who didn't play bioshock until WAY after it came out. I got it for $5 at wallmart about a month ago, and just beat it last week.

  • let me guess you show us your gamertag, just so we can add you and it says that your friends list is full. lol

  • Hmm...I don't think it is full yet.

  • cool, do you play with fans or only personal friends?

  • @StormDainProductions LOL I tried to add you about a year ago and you haven't replied (I don't mind but the request will always be there in case you change your mind).

  • @StormDainProductions The Old Axiom 0=0 :

  • where do you get all your shirts?

  • I'll ask the same question too if he did all those review videos for free.

  • I think Fallout 3 has the best karma system!

  • I totally agree with Storm, the game didn't draw me in and I just moved on to play Burnout Paradise, which I actually did have fun with. I feel that Bioshock had some good ideas, but I just didn't like it.

  • yeah I know bioshock is a good rent ya know, it has an amazing story and graphics but once your done the game its starts to get boring. Even if Bioshock 2 is gonna have multiplayer its just gonna be one of those games that have multiplayer but isn't all that great, so I'd say borrow it from a friend or rent bioshock.,and possibly the sequal :)

  • Would "something else" be MP3?

  • while i don't really agree with you on this game storm, i can, however, appreciate your opinion.

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  • Actually, I didn't like BioShock because I didn't have fun while playing the game.

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  • Well, I guess someone has to dislike the game.

    Personally, I enjoyed it. But I am also played it on PC, which means it controls better than the console version. Well, at least where aiming is conserned anyway.

  • Is metroid prime 3 next then?

  • I love how your chest hair is in the shape of a heart. ;D

  • That more then a bit creepy >_>

  • storm i have to say this game looks super scary and i don't mean cool silent hill way either. The whole killing little girl things freaks me out. Plus i don't like the camera view all you see is your hand . The hand of a retarted person that is.....

  • Okay, I'm still befuddled as to why you couldn't get a youtube partnership and dipshits like hemijeep19 has one, it's sad....just look up hemijeep19responds, dude's a tool!

  • You seem not to like atmospheric, original settings, which is ironic, because that's where adventures usually take you. I also noticed that none of your gameplay footage included the quest arrow. That little guy keeps you on track in case you "take so long to get to where you're going that you forget what you were supposed to do when you got there."

    But you're right about one thing: 2K definitely ripped off that mechanic in Infamous to use in their two-years older game.

  • No, no, no. I was not implying that BioShock stole anything. The video I did about inFAMOUS showed a bunch of games inFAMOUS was similar to. It was just a continuation of that joke.

  • Shut the fuck up, you obviously haven't seen any others of these videos because you don't understand the humour.

  • I'm unapologetically opinionated, and I got the humor. It just wasn't funny.

    Ritalin's on the counter.

  • Cool story bro

  • @bourgtai

    Actually, BioShock couldn't have ripped off inFAMOUS because the latter wasn't out yet....

    You know, a crossover of those two games might be pretty good.

  • Oh My Gooooosh!!!

    I use to watch your Videos Everyday Now i havent been watching them lately :(

    im going to subscribe!!

  • okay storm the intro of your video killed me ! Drive to oregon already the lady your marrying wants to get laid .... ; 0 ps I only watched the intro sintha's computer hates me !

  • .....................whoa...

  • Hey freak show who left me poor comment ! My name is sarah jane ward look up myspace for girl in bend oregon and see who is in my pics motherfucker !

  • Wait wut?

  • great review storm as always but i have a question what happened to all your your wii reviews just wondering not asking you to do more just asking.

  • when i first got the game i was excited,and bioshock started off great but by the time i got into...eh...a quarter of the game i renamed the game to bioshit cz it...its terrible for me.i agree with every word

  • Totally agree with your statement storm by friends did the same thing saying it was going to be awesom then not saying anything afterwards,when i played it it was great but nothing amazing

  • Wow, awzome

  • I tried playing this game, i just couldn't get into it

  • Since when did he get bought out by Destructoid?

  • I started making videos for Destructoid 4 months ago.

    But "bought out" is probably not the best term. I'm still not making any money.

  • 4 months ago? I must have missed that. Then again I haven't really been keeping in touch with your videos as of lately.

  • aaw. That sucks. I actually thought you were making money via Destructoid, especially given all that hate you got on the bioshock adventure.

  • Nice heart.

  • Can someone explain why Youtube's Widescreen is now wider?

  • No? Guess not. Youtube needs to start 'splainin'.

  • So the gamertag comes out. I wonder how long it'll take people to realize something is... well...

    Snaps x4

    Found one

    Forget it

    ^ Also, that's about 2 years old. Dunno why it's such a hit all of a sudden :/ Well, maybe you should put it into this category but under sub-section: Movies.

  • Wait a sec, some time ago you told people not to ask for your gamertag and that they can't have it, so why are you showing you gamertag here?

    Unless you edited that "fake" gamertag in the video just to fool people in to thinking it is your gamertag.

  • He's stopped caring. A bad decision in my opinion because I'm sure he's going to get a bunch of friend requests from people he doesn't know.

  • It's not like Storm will care. He's set his account to always appear offline and who knows, maybe he reached the 100 friend limit and knew he wouldn't get anymore invites (I think that's how it works).

  • your are so right it's a fake ! i like the way you think !

  • Although I have seen the same Gamertag in his Mirrors Edge Adventure.

    Maybe he wants more people to play online with while reviewing games from 2 years ago?

    I'm not sure.

    Maybe he just uses that one while recording game footage and uses another one all other times?

  • :|

    Have you seen his adventure with fans?

  • What is that suppost to mean?

  • When he mentioned he was excited for something else he might've been referencing metroid prime 3

  • Storm You Is The Shizzle.......

  • So, I don't get it, did you like the game or hate it?

    Your right, no matter how many times you say not to, people still give you recommendations. Ever worse is when someone asks you to review a game you already reviewed.

    Like below when Yoshimaster asks you to review Fallout 3. To the best of my knowledge you already did.

  • I'm sorry if this is.... um... well, screw it.

    Can you review Fallout 3?

  • already has in a way. He celebrated his 24th birthday with it.

  • He already did. In fact I think that was the start of the "all bars to the right", though I may be mistaken.

    I found the game to be pretty fun, but I could only play it for short periods of time before starting to worry about an adrenaline overdose, from zombies invading my personal space.

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  • Mmm. Storm with his shirt off. Thanks for giving your female viewers some fanservice!

  • Did you ever even watch the Guitar Hero review?

  • Yeah, but that doesn't mean I can't still thank him for it here, now does it?

  • Ernest Goes To Jail ha Ha It Worked Before *shoots Lightning*

  • shaved a heart in his chest!

  • My thoughts on the karma system are that it doesn't make the game worse, but if the small change in the game makes you play it twice, it must be doing its job.

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  • The problem i had with bioshock is there is really no challenge. I don't say this to be arrogant. There was no penalty for dieing. You don't loss ammo and the baddies don't get their heath back. The difficulty is an illusion.

    Storm how can you complain about limited ammo? So you don't like shock tactics? As a long time horror fan shock tactics is really all there is. Though when its over done it dose get aggravating.

  • Shock tactics? I would assume this has something to do with the horror factor in the game. Which Storm was mentioning on how he doesn't understand why people like fear envoked into them.. I don't either, but sometimes its fun, like riding a rollercoaster

  • A shock tactic is the use of loud noises or surprise. Its not necessarily scary or horrifying.

  • you rock storm

  • Hey Storm. This is Tyrannotaur. Youtube decided it would be "fun" to accuse me of copyright infringement and shut down my account (go and look up my old username if you don't believe me) so here I am.

    I find it strange that you review bioshock just as I replayed it for achievements. Anyway I love that game. I agree the Karma system blows compared to other games, but the game itself is fun and I love the story. I also agree with the keeping the lights on. Terrible thing to do to someone.

  • Dude i hate it when i miss out on great titles that i didnt even know existed. For example, i heard of CoD4 but didnt know i was missing out on it until i finally got it and was playing online with very few ppl. Is GTA online still going strong?

  • Well I don't think anybody said that you were supposed to enjoy watching the big daddy kill scene.

    That's like saying "well I didn't enjoy No Country For Old Men because so-and-so dies", I'm sure they didn't expect you to like that particular aspect of the movie. It's just part of the story.

    And do you possibly like it less, considering it got so much hype? I mean, yeah, there seems to be a lot of backtracking, but metroid has that too. Is it carried out is a less desirable way in bioshizzle?

  • i played thi game for like 1 hour and i agree the stroy is good but the gameplay is mediocre

  • good review

    i played the game myself

    some dude in my class was like

    omg bioshock great this great that

    tried it on pc

    not my kind of game

    like the gore and shooting

    but just not my game XD for some weird reason

    *crawls back to persona*

  • Awesome review as always Storm.

  • I never really bothered to finish bioshock.... I rented it, played for 2 hours, and I got sick of the damn side tracking, so I just returned that game...

  • Shirtless Storm? Hawt. :P

    Anyway, another great review, and pretty much an overview of everything that's wrong with Bioshizzle.

  • Are you starting a new thing with your "I QUIT that game" line?

    You know like "frustration levels only previously achieved by..."

  • The last time I used the "I QUIT that game" was for Twilight Princess, which was almost exactly one year ago. It might be a reoccuring. The games I play and what they remind me of really determine the writing.

  • Kewl series.

    Are these ones going to be on the destructoid channel to?

    also are you planning to review any old wii games? I really miss your good old wii game reviews.

  • This review was a little hard to watch because I really liked Bioshock but I see your point. All the sidetracking is annoying, and the difference in ending was stupid. I respect your opinion and keep up the good work, Storm.

  • hey storm, why don't you ever review ds games?

  • He's reviewed plenty.

    Haven't you seen his CoD4 review?

    and guitar hero on the DS

  • Because I don't have any means of getting high quality footage from the DS screens.

  • Have I sent you the link where someone tries to acquire one and fails? I'll have to send it to you.

  • finally someone else ho hates this game!!!

    bioshock is fukin horrible for all the reasons u just sed. thank u so much for makin this review

  • would u ever make a reveiw on horror games like dead space?

  • Sorry, "just sayings" come under Storm's do not ask category.

    Respect the mighty power of Storm Dain and be happy with what he gives us :)

  • YOUR HAIR IS COMING BACK! YESSS!

  • I lol'd when you compared it's plasmid system to the far superior Metroid Prime's...

    I REALLY LOL'D when I noticed the Metroid arm cannon in the following seen at 4:14...

  • I didn't miss out on much then...

  • Bioshock is one of the most overrated games this gen

    I has the depth of a puddle and is really poorly designed

  • FINALY !!!! I LOVE STORM

  • Yep that's pretty much exactly what I thought.

  • 6:55 LoL

  • you made a shirt? dude, thats badass!

  • Why are you naked O_o?

  • i feel the same

  • Another great review

  • Nice video. Even though i was less than enthusiastic about their aiming system with the guns it doesn't out way the plasmids gameplay and story for me. and yeah, i was expecting a little more from the Good/Bad experience.

  • most of the time i dont agree with your opinions on games but for this one u said exactly what i felt when i played it.

    Its not a bad game but it was overhyped.

  • i actually bought bioshock 2 weeks ago out of curiosity. i have beaten it once(i saved all the little sisters)I really enjoyed the game i really had no problem with the game. the points you raised dont really bother me at all.

  • I PWN MY NAME IS ANDREW RYAN

  • If you are the Andrew Ryan that befriended me on Facebook, the first think I thought about was BioShizzle.