Harry Potter - My Immortal - Chapter 17 2/2

[hellokitty1494]

Remember when the last chapter went into a flashback? I think that the ending was where the flashback ended and she continued on with the story. Of course she doesn't make that clear and I first thought of this now after reading/listening to this for the fourth time.

[dasandman65]

i think she has down syndrome but if i said that people with down syndrome would be insulted by this

[FlameFeathers]

I love the coughing!

[hopelessromantic43]

awww.. poor navel.

[NorweganWood]

Crack is a form of Coke that's often smoked, there's a difference but not much of one and I doubt she knows that.

[gentlerat]

@NorweganWood By coke she means Dracola, I think.

[GirReporting4Duty]

"It's a rap group"

Voldemort out bitches!

[Kuakusi]

I'm surprised there was no 'Noooooooooo!' in this chapter.

[voodoo24000]

"He had lung black hair and a loooooooong black...bread?" best line ever...either that or "gppfik"

[MittyAnime]

I love you guys remembered it was Volsemort, specifically with an "s".

[pushinupdaisies85]

"I've got a theory for this, right."

"Yeah, she's retarded"

Can't. Stop. Laughing

[pushinupdaisies85]

"I have a theory for this, right."

"Yeah, she retarded"

Can't. Stop. Laughing

[shadyh8er]

now if you'll excuse me, i gotta get a coke

[IHateTheTwilightSaga]

Gerard Way has fucking HAZEL eyes fuckhead

[mythbuster43]

Diabolo is Ron, by the way

[teepott992]

Enoby one conobeee!!!11 bt srsly gkv me bk ma swet3r

[junitatheangel1]

I don't understand why JK Rowling didn't incorporate guns and knives into the books... fuck magic, pop a cap in their ass!

[junitatheangel1]

"No nose." I fucking wonder who it is? Tara's so good at suspense, dear god.

[masterplusmargarita]

@junitatheangel1 Yeah. So suspenful that I wonder why she didn't reccomend "Viower Excretion" on this chapter too.

[MrTentaclerape]

She needs to stop going to those concerts.

[WizardrockMonster]

Draco and Enoby jizzed in their pants

[Goodeyesniper913]

I love your laughs after "Draco and I came". I honestly had to pause this so I could laugh properly hahahahahaha

[JustTheRain]

Draco and I came :)

Made my fucking day x

[getonwithitnowplz]

Did I hear "Enoby Wan Kenobi"

That made me laugh a lot, also the "This isn't final fantasy VIII"

[13JigsawAl]

"A gun-wand? What? This is NOT Final Fantasy VIII..."

That kept me laughing for quite a while... XD!

[rubberchickenbreath]

Let me just say to anyone calling her a troll, it would take a massive amount of determination and effort to create 44 chapters of crap that kills brain cells faster than Fred, they would have to create 2 personas, raven and tara, and give Tara (idk about Raven) a full personallity and a myspace page

TL;DR, it would be incredibly fucking hard, but if she's a troll its the best troll EVAR

[XXXKingofSorrow]

I am further amazed that I have come back to it again.

[neofox101]

Did they just call Voldemort preppy? I understand her need to demonize preps but making every single evil character (or characters she just doesn't like) preps is just stupid. This MUST be a troll. Voldemort is such a prep! That's why he wears all black and loves blood, violence, and murder. Such a fucking prep!

[aristokraticassassin]

LOLS GUN-WAND LOL!!!

[VampireMaiden72]

LOL I love how she talks about how Gerard Way has 'piercing blue eyes' when his eyes are actually brownish...and how she only knows the songs 'Helena' and 'I'm not Okay'. Wow...I feel cool. xD

[MittyAnime]

@VampireMaiden72 She quoted some lyrics from The Ghost of You earlier. And Thank You for the Venom is a terribly spelled way. I think all she did was listen to the ones with music videos.

[DespairsAi]

DRACULA DRACULA DRACULA IT'S NOT THAT HARD!! rofl!

[hichixichifoeva]

xD Enoby won kenobi

[YoshiShell]

"THIS IS NOT FINAL FANTASY 8!"

[XXXKingofSorrow]

I am amazed this bullshit story has gone on for 20 chapters.

[elyonmage]

How did she not notice it was him before. All he was wearing was a mask...wait. Why didn't he just use a polyjuice potion.

[foxlover33]

I love how in her world there are two kinds of people. Goffik(The "cool people") and Prepz(anyone who's favorite color isn't black)

[Twister1808]

I have a theory... I guess that the first MCR concert was actually a vision and that's why Enoby said that she would not go to the concert with Draco even if it was MCR. But...........................­..............................­.......... they went anyway and the rest of the events take place. (I just blew my fucking mind thinking that up.) Then again, this is just a shitty story that I hope will never die. It's just too funny!

[omigoduguys12]

why does she think that all slythrins are goths that wear black and cut themselves hahahahahahha i took a test and im in slythrin.....and im in that "Prep" catagorie

[sakiimi]

The guys reading this sound really hott. We should date. We'll go to a MCR concert... it'll be so hardcore.

Serisly... hot voices. They make this drivel million times better.

[egdeltur666]

heck, they might even be bisezual.

That would be the most gpffik!

[Carnage1235]

Aren't you on ThatGuyWithTheGlasses's website?

But yeah, you're right about the voices, just hearing them makes me want to "Masticate".

[aristokraticassassin]

@Carnage1235 ooh what is there channel name on ThatGuyWithTheGlasses? if I were on that site. I'd do nostalgia critic style reviews of Mary Sue fanfics. someone should do that. of course not ripping of NC just the same concept.

[Bauglir100]

@aristokraticassassin Rip off NC's concept? of what? Reviewing movies in a satirical manner? Everyone does that! just start an account on there and do what you will with this horrendous fanfic.

[aristokraticassassin]

@Bauglir100 no it's ok to satire. but ripping off I mean like the way irategamer rips of the Angry Video Game Nerd. there's a difference.

[Bauglir100]

@aristokraticassassin and what way is that?

[aristokraticassassin]

@Bauglir100 using their jokes and memes. like when in NC someone says take over the world. and the villain from Street Fighter says "Of Course." or even copying AVGN's "you know what's bull $h**" segments.

[Bauglir100]

@aristokraticassassin Those are running gags. People use each other's gags all the time on TGWTG.

[aristokraticassassin]

@Bauglir100 they use them knowing most of their audience knows where they got them from, and most of them are friends, when people take gags from AVGN they do it because they're not original.

[Bauglir100]

@aristokraticassassin Not quite. AVGN admitted he quotes from movies he likes. Also, there's alot of other jokes AVGN uses that are actually common in reality. The "You Know What's Bullshit" segments? they're rant videos, nothing else. "AVGN"? Reviews of classic games; quite common on the Internet, even before AVGN's time. Profanity? Who doesn't use profanity, especially when someone gets frustrated, like when they're playing a hard/bad video game? And that last bit in your comment was harsh. :(

[aristokraticassassin]

@Bauglir100 T^T I can't explain it, I think it's best to look up the video "Game Dude Exposed." then you'll see what I mean. now some of the stuff in there they point out as ripping of but I don't consider ripping off. but you have to admit he did rip some of that stuff off of AVGN.

[JellyDehli]

ENOBY WAN KENOBI

[13JigsawAl]

Geddit cause we're GPFFICK!

[AssasinsofKumo]

Lucian is in Underworld as well. I'm tragic.

[tangerinextrees88]

Quench your bloodthirst with Dracola!! Mmm, mmm, GOOD!

[Jelicathestrange]

lung black hair and a long black bread?

thats not healthy

[Ditziot]

"And then they do the exact thing again, and she falls for it again--"

"...Dumb bitch."

[ascrazyasanyone]

Is Naval suppose to be Neville?

[MST3K86]

Unfortunately it is:( Even poor Neville wasn't spared was Tara's insanity.

[dracolovemelongtime]

"She used copy and paste."

"What a bitch!"

"..whore."

Ha genius. I have to say making fun of this story is going to become an international past time!!

"Drac-"

"Dracula! Dracula! Dracula! Dracula! It's not that fucking hard! It was when it was Dracola!"

That part was pretty hilarious as well. Still not as great at St. Mango's. That's just the most triumphant line EVAAAA!!

[IchabodNarf]

Just... the pole conversation is gold. Gold, gold, gold.

And Voldy is a PREP?

And this makes Enoby and Draco COME?

[Chiliearts]

Dumb bitch.

[DiabolicalLefty]

"Draco and I came"

Oh my gosh... this is so lulzy, especially when you guys read it out loud. XD

[Notebooked]

Oh god I LOVE the "Get it 'cuz we're GPHKGKJKFSJJK." It's just awesome.

[rsm109]

"This is not Final Fantasy 8!"

[ToruKun1]

"Geddit, 'cause we're GHPPFK~~!!" XDD

"I have a theory for this, right?"

"She's a retard."

BEST THEORY EVER!!! XDD

[elrond532]

I like how RoflPaul tries to get Lionheart to smack Mango with the pamphlet (subtly) when he starts to sing, "I'm Not Okay."

[Amywilkey]

Does anyone else noitce that voldemort sounds like he belongs in a shakespeare play.

Voldameort preppy?

Dumblydore hehehe

[MisaAmane18]

Dumbledore-oh i'm sorry-DUMBLYDORE...wearing a AVRIL LAVINGE shirt.

Lol, I never knew Dumblydore was a AL fan xD

[itachifan1243]

i have a conflict with this. one, She's JUST NOW saying that DUMBLYDORE is a randome goth. and two, Avril La-Fucking-Vinge isn't at all in any way "Goffik". At all. but i guess he just couldn't resist the melodic hypnotisisms of "Girlfriend" could he? (Ohmygod my English! it's DYING! SAVE IT!)

[rossmallo]

No, whats going on is, Dumbelldore (sic) is TRYING to be gothic but fails hard, and Enoby keeps berating him for it, calling him a "psr".

[AgeOfMyths]

They came?! LOL!

[blinkAsthenia182]

Oh, my God, I could NOT stop laughing.

Vlodemort and the Death Dealers - That DOES sound like a rap group. xD

You guys are brilliant.

[JakMakai]

nice FFVIII reference.

[DreadPirateShroomy]

Wow...it's quite amazing that they didn't OD doing all of those drugs at once...ha! Shame shame...

[waterlightmagick]

You cannot MOSH to Helena.

This fic makes me want to punch babies. "Goffik" babies.

[Katherine10101]

Enoby Wan Kanobi! LMFAO!

[SweetieChii]

ENOBY Wan Kenobie:

Obi Wan's illiterate, "goffik" sister

[dashaX3]

XD

I love the way DUMBLYDORE is wearing an Avril Lavigne shirt or something >_>

[imapirate16]

seriously lol

[Hiroko819]

Seriously! Since when is Avril Lavigne considered "goffik", anyway? XD

[dashaX3]

Perhaps it is Tara's genius way of implying he's a poser.

[justgoaway11]

And while you're laughing at this, you can enjoy a nice cold Dracola!

[dashaX3]

Way to be subtle...