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  • i want that monkey guarding my safe so my brothers dont steal my money

  • yeah its the same like training a dog a dog wasn't suppose to be an pet too

  • now that i was impressed more than people doing ok.was that mokey style gung fu lol. no but awsome to see. just hope the money was not treated badley to teach ok like alot animals erespect the money ok he a animal ok and all animals. he would be king of the jungal wacth out tarzan beat tarazass and take jane go monkey go

  • very enormous !!!!

  • yes!!

  • i wish Mr monkey would kick that fukin ego mullett head in the nutts and then leg it to its natural enviroment, this is fukin cruel just for fukin entertainment,fukin mullet shit

  • chill out, kid. you ever train a dog to do something? play fetch? that's all the chimp is doing; he's playing. and i see nothing wrong with a little positive reinforcement. now go protest your local zookeepers and farmers.

  • i think Raelspice would rather him left in the wild so the chinese could eat him.... or he die of some horrible injury after all the battles the monkey tribes have

  • if only Micheal vick was an entreprenuer

  • WTF it moves almost like a human being

  • Spank that monkey! ;)

  • just quick pedantic point -- it's a chimpanzee not a monkey

  • []D [] []v[] []D

  • lol thats not a monkey.. its a chimp!

    pretty interesting though..

  • I wouldn't want to fuck with that monkey.

  • dumbass crap

  • That monkey has skills

  • i kill monkey, yes

  • i bat you that monkey kiting ass yo

  • :O no way!

  • id drop hte little shit

  • That was when Monkey was in training before he went to live with Dante in "Grandma's Boy".

  • thats pretty cool

  • Fucking rubbish

  • That monkeyy is fucking crazy YO!

  • does this mean he'll beat somebody up if they try to comfort him?

  • i wanna have a monkey as my Bodyguard

  • shit screw monkeys I want a silver back gorilla

  • damn... monkeys are smart and cool

  • lol that was boss i got it on my phone

  • dat is so mean god but sweet @ the same time nd so kwl

  • Wow, things are heating up on the martial arts chimpanzee page. This is serious.

  • that was amazing!!! everyone check out the web. africam they show live tv of a watering hole in africa its cool theres chimps babboons and more.

  • WOW Roundhouse Kick! CHUCK NORRIS STyle yeah

  • amazing!

  • Haha!

    Sweet.

  • that shit was tite

  • SOMEWHAT STRONG? Some chimps can tear the frikkin doors off of cars.

  • I WANNA CHIMP!

  • wow, i thought that was really cool. i knew monkeys were somewhat strong, but to do that. i love how at 15 seconds, it does a low kick to build momentum and then swirls around to get the hight of the next kick. that monkey is very coordinated. and very talented. i wish i could hang out with him. anyone seen grandmas boy?

  • secret four punch strike!!!

  • There is no way that monkey could beat a average good fighting human in a fight even james838 could take him.

  • I was only joking :D

    I would delete that comment I put up if I could, I just found it funny at the time. I'm not racist really.

  • wat the fugde!

  • Fucking hell. I never knew black people could be so good at fighting.

  • you deserved to be skinned alive ,you and your mother

  • Yes, for telling a retarted joke that only someone extremely oversensitive would take offence from, I deserve to be skinned alive :p. No wonder there are so many racist Americans if all black people are like you...

  • your a fucking bigot fuck you you bitch im not even black so restate that fucking comment and get you head out your ass

  • "you deserved to be skinned alive ,you and your mother "

    What the fuck has my mother ever done to you? You are prejudice. Just because I wrote a racist comment you assume my whole families racist? So black people are the majority in American prisons, does that mean every black persons a criminal?

  • ahahah superb

  • ROFLMAO Man this cracked me up.

  • me to

  • Damn people. Chimps are NOT monkeys!

  • my baby cusin loves this video!!

  • So, are you saying that there is no difference between a chimp and an ape.

  • a chimp is NOT a monkey. it's an ape.

  • i want a monkey like that, it would be soo much fun

  • AI HAHAHA LMFAO THAT monkey can WHIp ANY BODY ass

  • Man, I want that monkey as a bodyguard, haha. He looks like he fuck up quite a few people. Haha.

  • yeah... its chuck norris ^^

  • YES!

  • damn this is one cool monkey :D

  • I SO want that monkey! cool!

  • Man, and I can't even paper-train my hamster.

  • That rocks my face off...

  • I love this video too fuckin' bad

    soo funnyy

  • Thats my ancestor guys treat him with respect.

  • That monkey can rip yer nuts off in two seconds,for real!

  • just like the one from grandma's boy.

  • I was thinking that too. I would not be suprised if this video is where they got the idea.

  • Ye that monkey looks soft even sturge1 can take him

  • i'll take him on... i,ll kick his monkey ass!

  • awwwwwwwwwww

  • thats very cruel, a chimpanzee should NOT be doing this.

  • oh shut up killjoy

  • why the f*ck not?

  • lol u prick, because they are wild animals, thats fucking why. they should be in the wild where they belong, not under human control. K?

  • you are right, he should be in a cage, not getting excercise right?

    riiiiiiiiiiiight.

  • The only way to train a monkey is to make sure that he has fun doing exercises. So I dont see why this should be cruel...

  • Dude, they probably abused this chimp to get him to do these things.

  • Don't think so. Chimps are really inteligent, so abusing them would take much longer to end up in this result.

    You may be right in the point that this is not what chimps should do and that they belong to the wild, but I think this is still better than putting him into a cage and throwing bananas over the fence.

    All in all I would prefer to see him being free, too...

  • woooooooooow... hes good

  • wow! that little guy opens up

    a mean can o whoop ass fo' sho!

  • aw snap

  • That was one of the best videos I've ever seen.

  • i think ur all monkey fuckers

  • ^_^ army of the 13 monkeys! There fast...there small...there martail artists! (They will sneak up behind you before you have to time pull a gun!) lol...i so want a monkey!

  • monkeys r sooooo smart!

    i wish i had 1!

    wait i already do i have a monkey sister!

  • U wish u had a monkey to fuck...u dirty cunt

  • U ALREADY DID

  • that chimp will KICK YOUR ASS!

  • My army is training... soon: The World

    Next stop: Chuck Norris

  • actually, if you look closely you will see that it ain't a monkey...

    ... it's ralph macchio.

  • That was sweet XD

  • Does anyone realise that that man is enabling chimps to take over the world. If that monkey escapes captivity and tell the other monkeys the secrets of the martial arts. We are all doomed.

  • we gots guns a kick cant stop a bullet

  • awsome monkey i love monkeys =0

  • what a smart monkey

  • is there anything eles you did to that monkey

  • whoah !!

  • BITCH!

  • Hey that looked like Ice Cube. was it?

  • I love this monkey!

  • Dude... chimpanzees are fuckin strong enough as it is... you don't need to be teaching them damn martial arts.

    I personally wouldn't want to fight a normal chimp let alone mr. kung fu primate.

  • Agreed. They're like twice the strength of a human. Teaching them martial arts on top of that is a bad idea.

  • Hopefully that monkey doesnt have a flashback when he was taken from his family. just like an elephant.

  • WHA!..O.O;; I never knew you could tame a monkey like that..

  • cool~

  • I see you have time to monkey around lol. Too cool

  • holy shit that rocks.

  • Thats on my video lol

  • AHHAHAAAA he could kic k myass

  • OMG THATS SO COOL 111!

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