America has Fox News, CNN, MSNBC, and others. What does Canada have? Two guys and a telegraph. I'm surprised you have television up there, much less the Internet.
ill tell you what they do have up there- lots and lots of broken weapons sitting around gathering dust / being repaired because they all broke. . .
i was surprised about the television thing too though . . . we need to find a way to cut off their power so they stop getting so upset every time we make fun of them- it happens a LOT.
I still live in the best, smartest, richest, and most powerful country on the face of God's green earth. And you live in Canada. Enjoy your 24/7 ice and snow.
LOL! When was the last you checked out America's rating. America is low. bud UN rated us the best place to live. smartest? Explain why Canadians have more inventions? Most powerful? Go say that to a Russian. God's green earth? USA is Ranked 3 for most polluted. Enjoy your 24/7 ice and snow? Have you ever been to canada? Of course not because your a republican asshole! Go back to your stupid ass parents and ask for your baby bottle becasue USA is ranked 97 best place to live canada is 1st BITCH!
TheEmptyEmpire-No, you live in your fucking mother's basement and she even wants you the fuck out. Quit fabricating stories you tool. Smartest?-uh no. Riches?- watch the fucking news then tell all those homeless and unemployed how rich they are.Powerful?-This coming from a country who let their own citizens wallow in their own filth for 6 fucking days following Katrina.9/11?-Workers are still fighting the gov't for medical treatment from their time working at ground zero. Yeah, you're right.
TheEmptyEmpire- Racist,bigot,arrogant,ignorant all wrapped up in one nice package. Totally 100% redneck with thinking like that. Keep going man, you're fulfilling all the typical stereotypes most of the planet has regarding American's. With assholes like you on here, there really is no reason for us to type a word. Anyone even remotely educated can see you're a racist hillbilly. Carry on, let the flaming begin.
You are an asshole. How exactly did america get into this war with Iraq? What happened to hunting down the 9/11 terrorists in Afghanistan? Whose responsibility did that become? Canada's. It seems to me that we as a country are picking up America's slack that seems to fall through the cracks
in private. so either change your wimpy loser of a nation, or be prepared to be made fun. its how it was in high school, and its how it is in real life. . .
get over it.
if youre one of the awesome people on here who is supporting america, you are most definitely exempt from this and i love you.
school nerd who goes crying to the principle when they get teased for being a loser. like, seriously who cares? if you cant get that this was intended to be comedic, then seriously- theres a reason why youre being made fun of.
i would not care AT ALL if some canadian made fun of an american, which im sure they do all the time, (right?)but its a national tragedy when some comedians on a 3 AM show make fun of them
guess what, canadians?
if you havent realized it by now- we make fun of canada 24/7
love how canadians are throwing an absolute shit fit over some funny comments on a hilarious satirical news show- if there was any doubt about the canadian lack of sense of humor, this CONFIRMS IT. like, how can they not understand that? i have no idea.
but its REALLY funny because im sure canadian shows make cracks all the time about america, and we really could not care less. but one show that is on the air at 3 AM makes fun of them, and they go crying and calling foul. its a lot like the
You know what. You're right. We have no sense of humor. Here, have a funny joke! Whats the difference between a monkey and an american soldier? The answer: Simple, The monkey has a brain. Ah ha ha. Oh, whats the difference between a retard and a brainiac? The retard is from America!
The most amusing thing is hearing that one of your loved ones is dead in a war, and then one pokes fun at their death.
Its like someone looking at the four thousand american deaths in the Iraq war, then spitting on each and every single one of their graves, and pissing on their family members. Then, insults the American cause, and take a shit on the white house lawn.
If that happens, then you'll begin to understand a fraction of our anger. you insult a country you're sure to get backlash.
I made it to 1:53 and threw up. I'm from the US and what the fuck is this stupid bullshit? I want that man shot before he says anything else, because the *last* thing I need is the whole world thinking that he is a mouthpiece for my thought process.
Yes, I suppose you should Invade Canada, just like how you should all run around like headless chickens when your oil supply will run out.
You all at Faux News are a bunch of bigots who don't even think SHIT about what you say on your damn programs, and will only take your heads out of your asses when enough people threaten to boycott your shows, which you can't have because you gotta sqeeze another emmy or Oscar (or whatever your stupid awards are) onto your overstuffed shelves.
(As I cannot fit my outrage in a single box, I'm going to add on.)
It would be like someone pointing at your war in Iraq and saying "Boy, all them Americans are stooopid for fighting in a pointless war. I hope they all die in horrible ways thru roadside bombs an sheet." I don't know much about the war in Iraq, I admit, but making bigot comments such as that seems like something that Faux would do, so I suppose it's alright. After all, you all have MANY good will characters in your segments.
Oh, like that one guy who you were all supporting...Bush! Man you guys are such paragons of society. Editing photos to make others look horrible, MAN, thats totally cool. Oh sure, maybe it might cause a bit of bad views on someone else, but...eh, so long as your ratings are good, who cares?
And what a good job you all do keeping your ratings up. Look! You even disable ratings on this video simply because Canadians are voting it horribly. You're sure to win that award now! Rot in a gutter.
I'de actualy be insulted if these guys had a + IQ integer. I'de like one of these guys to get caught by a Toronto cop with a bag of weed on him. As for our army It kicks ass they need a break though to fix up our equipment. If we did get attacked though we could boot up like nomal. Anyways there enough guns in the backwood here to scare anyone off. These farmers have their own armory running.
Frankly these guys pissed me off but I will be polite about it.
I just want to shame Fox News for using Macbooks. Don't they know that Apple computers should only be used by progressive people! Not corporate robber barrons like Bil O'Reilly and Sean Hannity. SHAME ON YOU! WE ARE DONE WITH YOU!
I'm just really thankful that most sane American's think these guys are morons too. Why don't we just do like Napoleon and send our troops into Russia without any protection from the weather? But of course the American government doesn't care about the troops, do they? They would send people to Iraq even if there were no suits for the soldiers to fight in, because that's the way America likes to fight.
I am a Canadian and even though the timing of this segment was off, it had its funny moments. I wouldn't be quick to bash the Americans - they are good people, however, the folks in this clip are probably a "tad" ignorant. I mean let's face it - Canadians do a pretty good job at bashing the Americans....anybody watch " Canadian Air Farce"?
I think it was the "white capri pants" comment that really pissed me off. Only women and homos were white capri pants. He pretty much flat out called our troops pussies or fags. Take your pick. The Air Farce would never say that about the American troops.
Satire is supposed to be funny isn't it? Generally it's not so mean spirited and offensive. In satire you state some sort of fact or truth then make fun of it or twist it all around in a light hearted amusing sort of way. These fuckers didn't get there facts straight. This was more like bigotry, gay slurs and all. Stephen Colbert or Jon Stewart would probably never call our troops fags, and most certainly would never mock American troops. They would get lynched, even by the democrats.
news flash to you americans out there: been the number 1 country isnt a fucking birthright! its not 1955 folks, stop acting like it. america is far from the best anymore.
I feel bad for yanks that have to watch Fox... Unfunny, Uncultured, Unaware.
Dumb fucks. "Lets win this war"... the one you started, gj.
Mounties are the equivalent of the FBI, except they have more jurisdictional powers. I could go on for hours proving how this shit, sorry excuse for a show is wrong but just watching this clip proves how ignorant and dumb these people are so whats the point
"bahahaha look at those Americans trying to find osama! Maybe if they weren't all obese mutherfuckers then they could actually fit in the caves to find al qaeda hahaha"
This is like 'The View' for gay, unemployed retards who have an IQ lower then a toaster. This was days before 4 Canadian Soldiers died in Afghanistan. Also, Canada was in WWI AND WWII before the fucking Americans. Thanks for proving my stereotype.
finally an anti canadian video, all i see is nerdy canadians posting anti american videos on youtube. fuck you canada your one of the most underdeveloped countries in the world.
"KPMG has recognised Canada as the most cost-competitive nation in the G-7 making it an attractive target for business setup and/or investment."
"In 2007, 76 per cent of Canadas urban residential population utilised the Internet on a regular basis (65 per cent of rural residents) making Canada one of the most connected countries per capita in the world."
wow nice. heres a question no canadian answers. if canada is so much better than the u.s., why is the U.S. a superpower then? and if you know all this shit why the hell are you wasting your time on youtube?
I'm not of the opinion Canada is better than the US. Canada is my home and it's obviously my favorite country. No doubt Americans feel the same about there's. I don't define a countries greatness by how large there military is however. By that logic China and north Korea are two of the "best" countries on earth. NOT
um, i think living up there has made you think like them. america is still a superpower and as soon as we get out of the economic ressesion we will be an economic superpower...canada sure as hell isnt a superpower.
no, i said it was an economic superpower, however it will take decades to return to its former economic glory. there are a shitload of ignorant canadians msging me 24/7 and im done with this gay "america vs canada" shit. cause honestly i dont give a shit anymore.
Wow.. go get a education fatty this isn't a fantasy world it's reality and without us you'd have no money no oil and no fucknig Nuke becuase we give you your shitty ass uranium for your nukes and wtih the click of a remote we could easily shut off all the uranium
wow nice spelling dude. and with a click of a button we could instantly use those nukes to destroy your shithole country. you are a fucking retard, lmao. telling me to get an education when you made 3 obvious spelling mistakes and multiple grammer errors. dude fuck off get a iq rating higher than 10, then talk to me.
quagmiregiggityclan6-You are treading on thin ice coming here and spewing your hate. Canadians are already outraged over this and yet you feel the need to fuel the fire? This was NOT an isolated incident, our whole country was floored over this. Doug Benson the "comic" on the panel had to cancel Canadian dates and then issued an apology via CBC. Be careful my demented friend, you may not like the end result.
what end result? wtf are you talking about? i spew my "hate" on here only because 1000's of canadians on here spew their hate about america, but thats completely fucking fine. i cant defend my country, but they can. wth will you do? WOW canadians grew balls and spoke for themselves? thats a first. nobody gives a shit.
Gee... a low life you are, this isn't no stupid project and my IQ is 102 thank you very much, and preferrably if USA nuked us you'd have no resouces. And you act as if USA is the best country ever? When was the last time you last at the USA $ price? USA is low on the charts and i'm not going to fuck and that's offensive to mean that you say retarded because my brother has a few mental problems.
I am a Canadian, I have worked under the Canadian Federal Conservatives for two and a half years. The USA would have plenty of resources without Canada. But they still need us to operate in other aspects. But I do agree, America should not act like their country is the best, considering their living status cannot come close to comparing to the Canadian Living Status. Our mounties only dress in red for events as well. Mounties are equal to Federal Police in America, such as the FBI.
my sister is autistic, so i know what retarded is. and we buy resources from other places dumbass. its not just "canada" when did i say i thought this was the best country ever? your brother has a "Few" mental problems while mine wont live till 40. fuck you you got it easy.
the average life span for cf patients is 40, my bro might even develop diabetes , hes only 9 and hes had this since birth. my sister along with her autism has something on her lungs (cant remember the name) that may be cancerous, sorry if i offended but i hope things work out for the both of us. im sorry for the ignorant americans on this vid as well. because america right now is a shithole to live in. even tho im american. right now this place kinda sucks.
hahahahaa your the biggest idiot in the world, you are so unaware of your surroundings you dumb fuck, have you even seen Canada we dont live in eskomo's
fuck these guys honestly its america's war we don't even need to be there and our mounties ride fucking cars wow these guys are dounchebags how many people watched this show when it is actually on 5
it wasnt even OUR war. We came to help you dumbasses, as you obviously needed it.
And at least we dont fire T.V hosts for stating the truth about your shit american country, which you elected a president TWICE, who screwed you all in the end.
( see "Spammed" post below to see what im talking about )
Reminder to Americans calling Canadians whiners for being offended at a "satirical" piece (it's NOT satire) that called our troops pussies; Remember comedian Bill Maher and his show "Politically Incorrect"? Here's a refresher in case you forgot: "We have been the cowards, lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly."
Yeah there was a HUGE outrage and he was FIRED! HYPOCRITES!
canada is allowed to leave because we have no fucking reason to be on there, were there to support Americans, Terrorists have done jack shit to us and our soldeirs are out their getting killed for your fucking war
that was a whole giant joke and all you people are actually getting offended by it. what is more pathetic is that for some reason its ok for other countries to make fun of America but then when we are a little politically incorrect, everyone goes apeshit and cant figure out ITS A JOKE. good grief.
I personally found it to be quite hilarious :D kudos for making something so funny and having the guts to put it on a show like that
These right wingers are the biggest hypocrites in the world. Calling us whiners for being offended when someone calls our troops pussies.
Look how outraged these righties are over a report that SUGGESTS veterans MIGHT be targets for recruitment by extreme right wing terrorist groups. THEY SAY THE REPORT CALLED THEIR TROOPS TERRORISTS! The report never called their troops terrorists! search UT for 'veterans' and 'terrorists' Check out some comments HERE: youtube . com /watch?v=_FixBaPxUFs
I'm saying Republicans are the biggest hypocrites in the world. They come in here calling Canadians a bunch of crybabies for being insulted over some douchebag calling our troops pussies, yet Rebublicans are always crying about there troops. Anyone says anything critical about anything military related and you guys get the pitch forks and torches out. Rebulicans think its ok to call our troops pussies, but even come close to criticizing American troops and look out! That's called hypocrisy!
first of all, you make a mistake assuming im a repulican. i dont watch fox news any more than the rest of the people commenting on here, but its just a funny show. fox news is NOT actually calling canadians a bunch of pussies, its a joke and you still have yet to see it in another light. at least the people who understand its a joke and are still offended have a valid argument.
i know damn well that america in general is arrogant. but so are most everyone else, obvious by these comments
Saying our soldiers wear "gorgeous white capri pants" while jogging down the beach was a gay slur. It's well known that the only people who where white capri pants are women and homo's. Mocking the last name Leslie... "what kind of name is that for a man" no not implying the guy is a fag at all right? He's was making our soldiers out to be sissy slackers taking a vacation. All the Canadian stereotype are find by me and most Canadian. We get a kick out of that.
PS I understand the piece was SUPPOSED to be funny, but it was just flat out mean spirited and offensive and showed a GENUINE lack of respect for our soldiers on Gregs part. Also, our troops aren't actualy going on vacation they are simply taking a hiatus from foriegn operations. ALL our troops will be stationed at home so if anything it would be the stupidest time to invade. That's another problem, most satire states a fact then pokes fun of it... these guys got there facts wrong.
This is absolutely ridiculous. It just proves how stupid some Americans are. The mounties? Royal Canadian Mounted Police drive police cruisers, the red stuff is ceremonial attire you morons. They clearly know NOTHING about Canada.
Fox should be fucking ashamed of themselves for airing absolute horse shit that is 100% incorrect, even after 3 soldiers were killed in Afghanistan. I thought this was fake when I first saw it, unbelieveable.
the reason why so many degenerate REDNECK Americans are like this is probably because their parents were also siblings. Inbred cunts can't help acting like this, it's all they're good for: a laugh. And u can't help but to just laugh and pity them, like you would a retarded baby.
that being said, i apologize as an American citizen for the comments of my "countrymen" and the astounding level of ignorance that they portray. Realize that we decent americans are humiliated.
lmao, we would be 100% fine without the united states, if anything, the U.S.A. is making it a lot worse for Canada. and i honestly don't even know why i bothered watching this, if anybody invaded Canada they would get there ass kicked by god knows how much countries, we are one of the most loved countries in the universe! not to mention our military is one of the best trained.
Any fucker that thinks Canada doesn't have police is as stupid as shit. Not only that, he said Canada is a dumb culture because mounties wear red and can be seen from miles away. Hey dumbshit, police cars have fucking SIRENS on top them you fuckhead.
I'm actually surprised that people are taking Fox News seriously. They attack everyone; Canadians, blacks, Obama, etc. As a Canadian immigrant who has traveled across the U.S. extensively, I can honestly say that Fox News does not represent the views of the average American. Fox's mad mob mentality hurts Americans more than anyone else. For example, Americans traveling abroad claim to be Canadians for safety reasons, enough said.
wow...morons....fucking americans are so stupid....thank us for saving you...your not the most powerful in the "universe"...thank your lucky stars we are covering your asses....
Fucking Yanks... We burned washington and they havent even touched ottawa. Pussy ass bitches. i dare them to invade. The whole world would be on our side.
U may got infinite money from corruption and unlimitted power from even more corruption, but we canadians have fucking courage and honor, ignorant fucks!
Invade canada? why dont the fucking rest of the world invade ur FUCKING stupid PIECE of SHIT of country, I hope u read this red eye or fox news, I hope that terrorist will fucking continue to bomb ur retarded country to teach u why people hate ur democracy, FUCK AMERIKKKA bunch of nazis fuk
Americans are really ignorant. Enough said. I can't believe Fox would broadcast this. I'm going to show this to all my friends and I know for sure that they will stop watching ur news shows and eventually you guys will go out of business so good luck, youre the reason why people blame the media for our problems because YOU ARE the media!
how can a common last name like "leslie" be unusual? And how can a last name be unusual for a man? pure, concentrated, toxic stupidity. the republican party is done for.
This was fucking hilarious.....These so called reporters probably have never been near Canada. I'm not even insulted by this because it's a bunch of ridiculously stupid rednecks laughing at each other who probably haven't even finished the second grade.
we succeed in Destroying the white house back then with Only Farmers .... Im not even scared with The US ... Next time we will send Hockeyman ... they will get the job done ... and in the end ... we dont need army to stop the US in the end we just need something that they lack and its called a Brain.
God said "Look Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael said, "What is it?" "It's Canada," replied God, "the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite coastline" . Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed; "What about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!" God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting next to them...."
Anyone interested in the spectacular career of greg gutfeld, highlights being: FIRED from stuff magazine and let go from maxim UK, check out his wikipedia.
The proverbial hook will continue to pull you from the limelight you never deserved in the first place. You are not comedic and your humor caters only to the equally unfunny panel you hold on this show. When your arrogance causes you to fail once again, we will be there, cheering.
Haha i love how they dont realize if you dont piss people off or fight unnecessary wars you dont need a huge army. Oh and they think they are helping out the rest of the world by fighting wars, Canada nor Europe has asked them to fight their unnecessary wars.
you bastards! first of all ur whole station is a joke
second u no nothing ur talking about third u are insulting people who put their lives at risk to help support your country !@#%! i dont know why we're in there in the first place. go ahead and invade our country, we'll have the whole world back us up can't wait to see ur country die and rot after it loses its status in the world thanks to its poorly managed country that the whole world hates good bye american empire!
and look who comes sucking up to canada after words....and just so you know....making fun of someone who is a lot bigger and stronger than you is a very very bad idea....and we do have an army...you're just to occupied looking at your own faces in the mirror...denying how screwed you country really is to notice....and go right ahead try to invade...we'll just knock you off your precious "heavily armored cars"
its funny cause we dont rely on your army...you kinda rely on our army...look who started the war....oh...the US....wow..shocker...and then you go out saying all this crap as if you dont need us at all....lets see where do you get all your water from...hmmm....CANADA....who basically saved your butts in the war...CANADA.....isnt that weird...its almost like you want to lose...ya and most powerful country in america eh?....this host is a big friggin idiot whos gunna get his butt kicked
CANADA COULD DESTROY THE usa ! If you invade us we will devastate your economey, slaughter your military, and imprison your people. We arn't lumberjacks or mounties........ were your countries worst nightmare. you be warrned.
This just shows how ingnorant and arogant Americans are. We are neighbours and they don't know the first thing about Canada! I'm a cop in Canada and I have a gun, a vest and a car!!
PART 1...Regarding the trial of the Nazis after World War 2:The prosecutor stressed the role of media propaganda in enabling the Hitler regime to prepare and carry out aggressive wars.
The German press was asked to present the war against the Soviet Union as a 'PREVENTATIVE' war for the defense of the Fatherland.
Thus,presenting an illegal invasion as a 'PREVENTATIVE' war did not originate with Bush,Cheney and Rumsfeld.
Have fun trying to invade Canada... You can't even win a war in Iraq against guys that fight with 30 year old technology. lol I love America and have many American friends, but your heads are way up your asses!!
Didn't you guys chicken out in Iraq? haha have you ever been to Canada? Oh wait no your stuck in your power trip hole in the ground. USA is not the most powerful country anymore! By the way at least we don't have to fight everything that comes up against us. No wonder the World HATES the US!
Ignoramuses. Go take your mythological character Jesus and your gun and commit a murder/suicide. Human evolution will give thanks.
tothboy01 2 years ago
Fox actually disabled ratings? They have confidence
patrickallain 2 years ago 3
fixed noise needs to STFU, fuck the faux....
TheVaticanOfficial 2 years ago
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DeathWish1974 2 years ago
GREAT SHOW TONIGHT REDEYE.
sooo funny remy is hilarious
Caroliney27 2 years ago
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Brent9620 2 years ago
People need to turn their tv's off. This is ridiculous.
masterfly 2 years ago
i love this- it just makes me laugh every time . . .
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY- ITS FUNNY . . . BECAUSE ITS TRUE.
Caroliney27 2 years ago
We didn't have a Sept 11th....
Now that's a country....Let's make millions on a day like that...
All about the dollar....Your all brainwashed!! Fucking robots...DUH
DeathWish1974 2 years ago
America has Fox News, CNN, MSNBC, and others. What does Canada have? Two guys and a telegraph. I'm surprised you have television up there, much less the Internet.
USA FIRST AND ALWAYS
TheEmptyEmpire 2 years ago
Fuck you, you stereotypical American Bastard
JimJob66 2 years ago
ill tell you what they do have up there- lots and lots of broken weapons sitting around gathering dust / being repaired because they all broke. . .
i was surprised about the television thing too though . . . we need to find a way to cut off their power so they stop getting so upset every time we make fun of them- it happens a LOT.
Caroliney27 2 years ago
This video makes me sick that some peopel actually think this about us... I mean i didnt hate them!!
georgevenator 2 years ago
I still live in the best, smartest, richest, and most powerful country on the face of God's green earth. And you live in Canada. Enjoy your 24/7 ice and snow.
TheEmptyEmpire 2 years ago
LOL! When was the last you checked out America's rating. America is low. bud UN rated us the best place to live. smartest? Explain why Canadians have more inventions? Most powerful? Go say that to a Russian. God's green earth? USA is Ranked 3 for most polluted. Enjoy your 24/7 ice and snow? Have you ever been to canada? Of course not because your a republican asshole! Go back to your stupid ass parents and ask for your baby bottle becasue USA is ranked 97 best place to live canada is 1st BITCH!
SniperViper1000 2 years ago
TheEmptyEmpire-No, you live in your fucking mother's basement and she even wants you the fuck out. Quit fabricating stories you tool. Smartest?-uh no. Riches?- watch the fucking news then tell all those homeless and unemployed how rich they are.Powerful?-This coming from a country who let their own citizens wallow in their own filth for 6 fucking days following Katrina.9/11?-Workers are still fighting the gov't for medical treatment from their time working at ground zero. Yeah, you're right.
DrearyErie 2 years ago
You are another ignorant American Bastard. Fuck you
JimJob66 2 years ago
Since we can't keep the nigs as slaves anymore we should keep the Canadians as slaves.
TheEmptyEmpire 2 years ago
TheEmptyEmpire- Racist,bigot,arrogant,ignorant all wrapped up in one nice package. Totally 100% redneck with thinking like that. Keep going man, you're fulfilling all the typical stereotypes most of the planet has regarding American's. With assholes like you on here, there really is no reason for us to type a word. Anyone even remotely educated can see you're a racist hillbilly. Carry on, let the flaming begin.
DrearyErie 2 years ago
excuse me i will not bow down to anyone let alone the American Government and stop saying stupid things
georgevenator 2 years ago
You are an asshole. How exactly did america get into this war with Iraq? What happened to hunting down the 9/11 terrorists in Afghanistan? Whose responsibility did that become? Canada's. It seems to me that we as a country are picking up America's slack that seems to fall through the cracks
JimJob66 2 years ago
This is what I don't like, one American being a fucking moron, and the rest have to pay for it. Way to be a bunch of bitches and disable the ratings.
olracstatus 2 years ago
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in private. so either change your wimpy loser of a nation, or be prepared to be made fun. its how it was in high school, and its how it is in real life. . .
get over it.
if youre one of the awesome people on here who is supporting america, you are most definitely exempt from this and i love you.
Caroliney27 2 years ago
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school nerd who goes crying to the principle when they get teased for being a loser. like, seriously who cares? if you cant get that this was intended to be comedic, then seriously- theres a reason why youre being made fun of.
i would not care AT ALL if some canadian made fun of an american, which im sure they do all the time, (right?)but its a national tragedy when some comedians on a 3 AM show make fun of them
guess what, canadians?
if you havent realized it by now- we make fun of canada 24/7
Caroliney27 2 years ago
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love how canadians are throwing an absolute shit fit over some funny comments on a hilarious satirical news show- if there was any doubt about the canadian lack of sense of humor, this CONFIRMS IT. like, how can they not understand that? i have no idea.
but its REALLY funny because im sure canadian shows make cracks all the time about america, and we really could not care less. but one show that is on the air at 3 AM makes fun of them, and they go crying and calling foul. its a lot like the
Caroliney27 2 years ago
You know what. You're right. We have no sense of humor. Here, have a funny joke! Whats the difference between a monkey and an american soldier? The answer: Simple, The monkey has a brain. Ah ha ha. Oh, whats the difference between a retard and a brainiac? The retard is from America!
Amiyashi 2 years ago
The most amusing thing is hearing that one of your loved ones is dead in a war, and then one pokes fun at their death.
Its like someone looking at the four thousand american deaths in the Iraq war, then spitting on each and every single one of their graves, and pissing on their family members. Then, insults the American cause, and take a shit on the white house lawn.
If that happens, then you'll begin to understand a fraction of our anger. you insult a country you're sure to get backlash.
Amiyashi 2 years ago
Shut up fatty.
ouqsferd 2 years ago 2
Too bad your dumbass will never learn English, BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
ouqsferd 2 years ago
Fat ass Canadians
ouqsferd 2 years ago
I made it to 1:53 and threw up. I'm from the US and what the fuck is this stupid bullshit? I want that man shot before he says anything else, because the *last* thing I need is the whole world thinking that he is a mouthpiece for my thought process.
Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
DrJDX 2 years ago 2
Of course, now that I look at this, what else should I expect from Faux News™, the news you watch when what you want to watch isn't actually news.
DrJDX 2 years ago
This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen on television
nicholhawking 2 years ago
Yes, I suppose you should Invade Canada, just like how you should all run around like headless chickens when your oil supply will run out.
You all at Faux News are a bunch of bigots who don't even think SHIT about what you say on your damn programs, and will only take your heads out of your asses when enough people threaten to boycott your shows, which you can't have because you gotta sqeeze another emmy or Oscar (or whatever your stupid awards are) onto your overstuffed shelves.
Amiyashi 2 years ago
(As I cannot fit my outrage in a single box, I'm going to add on.)
It would be like someone pointing at your war in Iraq and saying "Boy, all them Americans are stooopid for fighting in a pointless war. I hope they all die in horrible ways thru roadside bombs an sheet." I don't know much about the war in Iraq, I admit, but making bigot comments such as that seems like something that Faux would do, so I suppose it's alright. After all, you all have MANY good will characters in your segments.
Amiyashi 2 years ago
Oh, like that one guy who you were all supporting...Bush! Man you guys are such paragons of society. Editing photos to make others look horrible, MAN, thats totally cool. Oh sure, maybe it might cause a bit of bad views on someone else, but...eh, so long as your ratings are good, who cares?
And what a good job you all do keeping your ratings up. Look! You even disable ratings on this video simply because Canadians are voting it horribly. You're sure to win that award now! Rot in a gutter.
Amiyashi 2 years ago
We have the land, the artic , the natural resources, the wood, the beer, the weed,
the water. The americans do not like that...
We do help you idiots alot. You need us!!!
Party on Wayne, Party on Garth
DeathWish1974 2 years ago
this shows how arrogant americans can be. if i ever see this man on the street id kick him in the balls.
brad450 2 years ago
I'de actualy be insulted if these guys had a + IQ integer. I'de like one of these guys to get caught by a Toronto cop with a bag of weed on him. As for our army It kicks ass they need a break though to fix up our equipment. If we did get attacked though we could boot up like nomal. Anyways there enough guns in the backwood here to scare anyone off. These farmers have their own armory running.
Frankly these guys pissed me off but I will be polite about it.
cawrdinal 2 years ago
That Bill Shulz is straighter than a rainbow. Also many Canadian police wear camoflage stuff and use P90s.
psi2hi 2 years ago
So the world is run by ignorant, big dick fatty fats? NICE! Canada must blow twice as hard ;)
ouqsferd 2 years ago
No, not the world, just the good ol' U S of A. The world is run by the Shriners or Umpaloompas or something.
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Actually I kind of hate saying that with Obama in office, but who know I may grow to hate him as much as I hated Bush..........
septicbrainfluid 2 years ago
his last name is Lesley, fucking idiots! it's different when it's their last name! anything to make fun of us hey?
the person that owns the U.S Corporation is called "Sir, EVYLYN Rothschild" An unusual name for a man...
that's poetic to me actually.
1981z28camaro 2 years ago
I just want to shame Fox News for using Macbooks. Don't they know that Apple computers should only be used by progressive people! Not corporate robber barrons like Bil O'Reilly and Sean Hannity. SHAME ON YOU! WE ARE DONE WITH YOU!
Ulairi 2 years ago
I'm just really thankful that most sane American's think these guys are morons too. Why don't we just do like Napoleon and send our troops into Russia without any protection from the weather? But of course the American government doesn't care about the troops, do they? They would send people to Iraq even if there were no suits for the soldiers to fight in, because that's the way America likes to fight.
ghandithegman 2 years ago
Canada's Fat.
ouqsferd 2 years ago
your right, we are Phat, the States is Fat
1981z28camaro 2 years ago
We're not the ones that are fat buddy ;)
krisdrepko 2 years ago
And Canada is butt-hurt from America's GIANT penis.
ouqsferd 2 years ago
Would that be Florida?
SNARLZ44 2 years ago
CANADA HAS BAFFIN island and NOVA SCOTIA TAKE THAT
brad450 2 years ago
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fuck you asshole.
rigamortis1066 2 years ago
I am a Canadian and even though the timing of this segment was off, it had its funny moments. I wouldn't be quick to bash the Americans - they are good people, however, the folks in this clip are probably a "tad" ignorant. I mean let's face it - Canadians do a pretty good job at bashing the Americans....anybody watch " Canadian Air Farce"?
oakdude1 2 years ago
I think it was the "white capri pants" comment that really pissed me off. Only women and homos were white capri pants. He pretty much flat out called our troops pussies or fags. Take your pick. The Air Farce would never say that about the American troops.
septicbrainfluid 2 years ago
this is satire, right? they're trying to like colbert I think
gdubbs911 2 years ago
Satire is supposed to be funny isn't it? Generally it's not so mean spirited and offensive. In satire you state some sort of fact or truth then make fun of it or twist it all around in a light hearted amusing sort of way. These fuckers didn't get there facts straight. This was more like bigotry, gay slurs and all. Stephen Colbert or Jon Stewart would probably never call our troops fags, and most certainly would never mock American troops. They would get lynched, even by the democrats.
septicbrainfluid 2 years ago
news flash to you americans out there: been the number 1 country isnt a fucking birthright! its not 1955 folks, stop acting like it. america is far from the best anymore.
cracker6910 2 years ago
Waaa Canada is only good for one thing, being America's Hat.
ouqsferd 2 years ago
America is Canada's asshole.
septicbrainfluid 2 years ago
I feel bad for yanks that have to watch Fox... Unfunny, Uncultured, Unaware.
Dumb fucks. "Lets win this war"... the one you started, gj.
Mounties are the equivalent of the FBI, except they have more jurisdictional powers. I could go on for hours proving how this shit, sorry excuse for a show is wrong but just watching this clip proves how ignorant and dumb these people are so whats the point
Aratindome 2 years ago
i am american and i totaly agree with you these guys are idiots the pop culture is so uneducated and morons everyone is so ignorant to the truth
CramProud 2 years ago 2
This entire show is a merry-go-round of inbreeding.
Rereversed 2 years ago
So Canada still blows cock and USA is better? Got it.
ouqsferd 2 years ago
lol, i understand its hard to read comments with your uncle plowing you from behind, tell him to give it a rest for a bit
MistaMota 2 years ago
"bahahaha look at those Americans trying to find osama! Maybe if they weren't all obese mutherfuckers then they could actually fit in the caves to find al qaeda hahaha"
This is the reverse of this video.
CoolBuffMan 2 years ago 2
Death to America?
hugetacoman 2 years ago 3
Indeed.
Fuck you America. No wonder everybody hates them. Fucking arrogant cocksuckers.
LondonGuysVids 2 years ago
Oh god does faux news suck, id punch that guy in the face if i ever met him.
Dopesmoker213 2 years ago
This is like 'The View' for gay, unemployed retards who have an IQ lower then a toaster. This was days before 4 Canadian Soldiers died in Afghanistan. Also, Canada was in WWI AND WWII before the fucking Americans. Thanks for proving my stereotype.
P.S. The second fat guy looks mentally retarded.
BoxerTwoZero 2 years ago 4
Fox News: Making free thinking citizens ashamed to be a part of the USA.
RebelliousHive 2 years ago
finally an anti canadian video, all i see is nerdy canadians posting anti american videos on youtube. fuck you canada your one of the most underdeveloped countries in the world.
quagmiregiggityclan6 2 years ago
"KPMG has recognised Canada as the most cost-competitive nation in the G-7 making it an attractive target for business setup and/or investment."
"In 2007, 76 per cent of Canadas urban residential population utilised the Internet on a regular basis (65 per cent of rural residents) making Canada one of the most connected countries per capita in the world."
Source:
austrade . gov . au /ICT-to-Canada/default.aspx
Is ignorance truly bliss?
septicbrainfluid 2 years ago
wow nice. heres a question no canadian answers. if canada is so much better than the u.s., why is the U.S. a superpower then? and if you know all this shit why the hell are you wasting your time on youtube?
quagmiregiggityclan6 2 years ago
I'm not of the opinion Canada is better than the US. Canada is my home and it's obviously my favorite country. No doubt Americans feel the same about there's. I don't define a countries greatness by how large there military is however. By that logic China and north Korea are two of the "best" countries on earth. NOT
septicbrainfluid 2 years ago
Here's an answer from an American living in Canada - you're stunned. As for the U.S. being a superpower... Cold War's over, buddy.
SNARLZ44 2 years ago
um, i think living up there has made you think like them. america is still a superpower and as soon as we get out of the economic ressesion we will be an economic superpower...canada sure as hell isnt a superpower.
quagmiregiggityclan6 2 years ago
Not quite, no. I've had to speak up for Americans against ignorant Canadians as much as I do for Canadians against ignorant Americans.
America is primarily a military superpower. Given the country's economic situation, far from the economic superpower you say it will somehow become.
SNARLZ44 2 years ago
no, i said it was an economic superpower, however it will take decades to return to its former economic glory. there are a shitload of ignorant canadians msging me 24/7 and im done with this gay "america vs canada" shit. cause honestly i dont give a shit anymore.
quagmiregiggityclan6 2 years ago
Wow.. go get a education fatty this isn't a fantasy world it's reality and without us you'd have no money no oil and no fucknig Nuke becuase we give you your shitty ass uranium for your nukes and wtih the click of a remote we could easily shut off all the uranium
SniperViper1000 2 years ago
wow nice spelling dude. and with a click of a button we could instantly use those nukes to destroy your shithole country. you are a fucking retard, lmao. telling me to get an education when you made 3 obvious spelling mistakes and multiple grammer errors. dude fuck off get a iq rating higher than 10, then talk to me.
quagmiregiggityclan6 2 years ago
quagmiregiggityclan6-You are treading on thin ice coming here and spewing your hate. Canadians are already outraged over this and yet you feel the need to fuel the fire? This was NOT an isolated incident, our whole country was floored over this. Doug Benson the "comic" on the panel had to cancel Canadian dates and then issued an apology via CBC. Be careful my demented friend, you may not like the end result.
DrearyErie 2 years ago
what end result? wtf are you talking about? i spew my "hate" on here only because 1000's of canadians on here spew their hate about america, but thats completely fucking fine. i cant defend my country, but they can. wth will you do? WOW canadians grew balls and spoke for themselves? thats a first. nobody gives a shit.
quagmiregiggityclan6 2 years ago
Gee... a low life you are, this isn't no stupid project and my IQ is 102 thank you very much, and preferrably if USA nuked us you'd have no resouces. And you act as if USA is the best country ever? When was the last time you last at the USA $ price? USA is low on the charts and i'm not going to fuck and that's offensive to mean that you say retarded because my brother has a few mental problems.
SniperViper1000 2 years ago
I am a Canadian, I have worked under the Canadian Federal Conservatives for two and a half years. The USA would have plenty of resources without Canada. But they still need us to operate in other aspects. But I do agree, America should not act like their country is the best, considering their living status cannot come close to comparing to the Canadian Living Status. Our mounties only dress in red for events as well. Mounties are equal to Federal Police in America, such as the FBI.
Jagerbombs87 2 years ago
my sister is autistic, so i know what retarded is. and we buy resources from other places dumbass. its not just "canada" when did i say i thought this was the best country ever? your brother has a "Few" mental problems while mine wont live till 40. fuck you you got it easy.
quagmiregiggityclan6 2 years ago
Woah Woah a few is three my brother has, Autism, ADHD, and Seroplysie (sorry if i spelt it wrong). My brother is suppossed to die at 32.
SniperViper1000 2 years ago
the average life span for cf patients is 40, my bro might even develop diabetes , hes only 9 and hes had this since birth. my sister along with her autism has something on her lungs (cant remember the name) that may be cancerous, sorry if i offended but i hope things work out for the both of us. im sorry for the ignorant americans on this vid as well. because america right now is a shithole to live in. even tho im american. right now this place kinda sucks.
quagmiregiggityclan6 2 years ago
hahahahaa your the biggest idiot in the world, you are so unaware of your surroundings you dumb fuck, have you even seen Canada we dont live in eskomo's
albertoinferno 2 years ago
fuck these guys honestly its america's war we don't even need to be there and our mounties ride fucking cars wow these guys are dounchebags how many people watched this show when it is actually on 5
firstrounder39 2 years ago
I find this video truly disheartening and unfortunate....
heatherg323 2 years ago
Are you fucking serious?
it wasnt even OUR war. We came to help you dumbasses, as you obviously needed it.
And at least we dont fire T.V hosts for stating the truth about your shit american country, which you elected a president TWICE, who screwed you all in the end.
( see "Spammed" post below to see what im talking about )
Jacobobi1 2 years ago
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Reminder to Americans calling Canadians whiners for being offended at a "satirical" piece (it's NOT satire) that called our troops pussies; Remember comedian Bill Maher and his show "Politically Incorrect"? Here's a refresher in case you forgot: "We have been the cowards, lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly."
Yeah there was a HUGE outrage and he was FIRED! HYPOCRITES!
septicbrainfluid 2 years ago
canada is allowed to leave because we have no fucking reason to be on there, were there to support Americans, Terrorists have done jack shit to us and our soldeirs are out their getting killed for your fucking war
so fuck you red eye
cknox16 2 years ago
such a simple comment, yet so true
MistaMota 2 years ago
that was a whole giant joke and all you people are actually getting offended by it. what is more pathetic is that for some reason its ok for other countries to make fun of America but then when we are a little politically incorrect, everyone goes apeshit and cant figure out ITS A JOKE. good grief.
I personally found it to be quite hilarious :D kudos for making something so funny and having the guts to put it on a show like that
fccruzazul 2 years ago
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These right wingers are the biggest hypocrites in the world. Calling us whiners for being offended when someone calls our troops pussies.
Look how outraged these righties are over a report that SUGGESTS veterans MIGHT be targets for recruitment by extreme right wing terrorist groups. THEY SAY THE REPORT CALLED THEIR TROOPS TERRORISTS! The report never called their troops terrorists! search UT for 'veterans' and 'terrorists' Check out some comments HERE: youtube . com /watch?v=_FixBaPxUFs
septicbrainfluid 2 years ago
dude . . what the hell are you even saying?
fccruzazul 2 years ago
I'm saying Republicans are the biggest hypocrites in the world. They come in here calling Canadians a bunch of crybabies for being insulted over some douchebag calling our troops pussies, yet Rebublicans are always crying about there troops. Anyone says anything critical about anything military related and you guys get the pitch forks and torches out. Rebulicans think its ok to call our troops pussies, but even come close to criticizing American troops and look out! That's called hypocrisy!
septicbrainfluid 2 years ago
first of all, you make a mistake assuming im a repulican. i dont watch fox news any more than the rest of the people commenting on here, but its just a funny show. fox news is NOT actually calling canadians a bunch of pussies, its a joke and you still have yet to see it in another light. at least the people who understand its a joke and are still offended have a valid argument.
i know damn well that america in general is arrogant. but so are most everyone else, obvious by these comments
fccruzazul 2 years ago
Saying our soldiers wear "gorgeous white capri pants" while jogging down the beach was a gay slur. It's well known that the only people who where white capri pants are women and homo's. Mocking the last name Leslie... "what kind of name is that for a man" no not implying the guy is a fag at all right? He's was making our soldiers out to be sissy slackers taking a vacation. All the Canadian stereotype are find by me and most Canadian. We get a kick out of that.
septicbrainfluid 2 years ago
PS I understand the piece was SUPPOSED to be funny, but it was just flat out mean spirited and offensive and showed a GENUINE lack of respect for our soldiers on Gregs part. Also, our troops aren't actualy going on vacation they are simply taking a hiatus from foriegn operations. ALL our troops will be stationed at home so if anything it would be the stupidest time to invade. That's another problem, most satire states a fact then pokes fun of it... these guys got there facts wrong.
septicbrainfluid 2 years ago 2
This is absolutely ridiculous. It just proves how stupid some Americans are. The mounties? Royal Canadian Mounted Police drive police cruisers, the red stuff is ceremonial attire you morons. They clearly know NOTHING about Canada.
Fox should be fucking ashamed of themselves for airing absolute horse shit that is 100% incorrect, even after 3 soldiers were killed in Afghanistan. I thought this was fake when I first saw it, unbelieveable.
BoxerTwoZero 2 years ago
America - the ignorant and heartless.
Get lost you creeps
kamloopsa 2 years ago 3
There is a name for this type of character.
ASS..LES
kamloopsa 2 years ago 2
This is down right shameful! They have no right to say these things!!
NarutoCuti 2 years ago 4
as an American, I must say...
the reason why so many degenerate REDNECK Americans are like this is probably because their parents were also siblings. Inbred cunts can't help acting like this, it's all they're good for: a laugh. And u can't help but to just laugh and pity them, like you would a retarded baby.
animationeer 2 years ago 3
that being said, i apologize as an American citizen for the comments of my "countrymen" and the astounding level of ignorance that they portray. Realize that we decent americans are humiliated.
animationeer 2 years ago 2
yea ur obviously a decent american, you make the same kind of comments about americans that these guys make about canadians lol
no worries tho, i love to laugh at retarded kids too *sarcasm*
fccruzazul 2 years ago
This was aired right after 3 soldiers where killed. Bullshit
xxCanuck 2 years ago 3
lmao, we would be 100% fine without the united states, if anything, the U.S.A. is making it a lot worse for Canada. and i honestly don't even know why i bothered watching this, if anybody invaded Canada they would get there ass kicked by god knows how much countries, we are one of the most loved countries in the universe! not to mention our military is one of the best trained.
punkduck123 2 years ago
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punkduck123 2 years ago
kinda funny...we have lame mounties and they have tough police...but our crime rate is 4 times lower :)
theurbansoul 2 years ago
ya know the best class i have ever had was taught by canadian army on mine identification. it saved lives and i thank them each day. go canada.
skd66 2 years ago
Red Eye makes fun of EVERYONE including FOX and themselves.
It is a satirical show.
The very next day the host appoligized for his remarks.
corwin5of9 2 years ago
Any fucker that thinks Canada doesn't have police is as stupid as shit. Not only that, he said Canada is a dumb culture because mounties wear red and can be seen from miles away. Hey dumbshit, police cars have fucking SIRENS on top them you fuckhead.
ThugSIug 2 years ago 2
FOX SUCKS!!!
CanadianKid3699 2 years ago 3
I'm actually surprised that people are taking Fox News seriously. They attack everyone; Canadians, blacks, Obama, etc. As a Canadian immigrant who has traveled across the U.S. extensively, I can honestly say that Fox News does not represent the views of the average American. Fox's mad mob mentality hurts Americans more than anyone else. For example, Americans traveling abroad claim to be Canadians for safety reasons, enough said.
ogaal83 2 years ago 2
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DonovanFlorek 2 years ago
wow...morons....fucking americans are so stupid....thank us for saving you...your not the most powerful in the "universe"...thank your lucky stars we are covering your asses....
cdnnavyboi 2 years ago
lmao
ualue 2 years ago
It's a joke. Apparently, the Canadians on this site take themselves just a bit too seriously....LOL.
usc90Productions 2 years ago
Invade us? go ahead, we'll just have to burn down your white house... AGAIN!
ashinu64 2 years ago 2
Fucking Yanks... We burned washington and they havent even touched ottawa. Pussy ass bitches. i dare them to invade. The whole world would be on our side.
toospicy118 2 years ago 3
Wow FUCKING RETARDS AND the "They have Mountys" guy clearly gets his ass pounded every night by 12 guys what The Fuck go fuck youself USA !
dawson12321 2 years ago
bahaha that is so funny!!! LOVE YOU!!
aracnia 2 years ago
No Canadian ever called me Nigger!
lubec10 2 years ago
My AMERICAN friend agrees that these comments are ignorant and says F U to Fox news.
LeafFan4Life86 2 years ago
FUCK YOU FOX NEWS,SUCK MY CANADIAN DICK ASSHOLE
U may got infinite money from corruption and unlimitted power from even more corruption, but we canadians have fucking courage and honor, ignorant fucks!
Invade canada? why dont the fucking rest of the world invade ur FUCKING stupid PIECE of SHIT of country, I hope u read this red eye or fox news, I hope that terrorist will fucking continue to bomb ur retarded country to teach u why people hate ur democracy, FUCK AMERIKKKA bunch of nazis fuk
Dreaming743 2 years ago
OBAMA!!
pittmeister 2 years ago
This was appalling! I can't believe that you were allowed to air this!
Get your act together! Apologize to the Canadians!
bladeoftheword 2 years ago
FUCK YOU RED EYE!
000tonad000 2 years ago
Americans are really ignorant. Enough said. I can't believe Fox would broadcast this. I'm going to show this to all my friends and I know for sure that they will stop watching ur news shows and eventually you guys will go out of business so good luck, youre the reason why people blame the media for our problems because YOU ARE the media!
Clrntfrk7 2 years ago
LOL@foxnewsandtheusa
I'm so glad I'm Canadian. I'm proud to be from a humble, liberal, intelligent, and peaceful country.
GambitX37 2 years ago
canada are pussies
Haris824 2 years ago
ahaha good job buddy on making yourself look as retarded as these guys from fox. so... its not just fox news... ya'll americans are retodded
MistaMota 2 years ago
Fox news is full of douche bags, and if they find this funny, they can go fuck themselves. Tom Green said it best when he said Fuck You Fox News
feadus 2 years ago 2
lmao probably about a year from now all americans will be wearing helmets cause there all so damb stupid.
lmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmml 2 years ago
btw the reason why dem stupid americans need armor chests and armored cars is because americas % of Iq is like 20
lmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmml 2 years ago
fuck the U.S man they can kiss my ass. lucky i wasnt there i would de-head them both, damb mother fuckers!
lmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmml 2 years ago
this makes americans (not all americans, fox news subscribers mostly) look like FOOLS
no one is this dumb, i dont know where to begin
this is sensational stupidity at its finest
tristan330 2 years ago
fuck the us is right
whitedelta5 2 years ago
we kick your ass in hockey
ogskeetdizzle 2 years ago 2
those fox news guys are baked out of their minds, look at buddy's eyes lmao
ogskeetdizzle 2 years ago 2
how can a common last name like "leslie" be unusual? And how can a last name be unusual for a man? pure, concentrated, toxic stupidity. the republican party is done for.
amphymixis 2 years ago
This was fucking hilarious.....These so called reporters probably have never been near Canada. I'm not even insulted by this because it's a bunch of ridiculously stupid rednecks laughing at each other who probably haven't even finished the second grade.
omega464 2 years ago 2
fuck this guy i would enjoy beating the shit out of these people
Go Canada Go
Plus if u tried to invade canada good luck getting oil, wood, or any allies in the world.
Douch bag
Fuck the Us
baron22222 2 years ago 3
we succeed in Destroying the white house back then with Only Farmers .... Im not even scared with The US ... Next time we will send Hockeyman ... they will get the job done ... and in the end ... we dont need army to stop the US in the end we just need something that they lack and its called a Brain.
Malek303 2 years ago 3
fuck this guy im in the canadian army we put in much work as the u.s does i dont see these guys working and helping us out
qwent 2 years ago
america is the most selfish nation in the world
meow324meow32434545 2 years ago 2
God said "Look Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael said, "What is it?" "It's Canada," replied God, "the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite coastline" . Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed; "What about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!" God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting next to them...."
utubeexpertz 2 years ago
Anyone interested in the spectacular career of greg gutfeld, highlights being: FIRED from stuff magazine and let go from maxim UK, check out his wikipedia.
The proverbial hook will continue to pull you from the limelight you never deserved in the first place. You are not comedic and your humor caters only to the equally unfunny panel you hold on this show. When your arrogance causes you to fail once again, we will be there, cheering.
leftsideneighbour 2 years ago
Haha i love how they dont realize if you dont piss people off or fight unnecessary wars you dont need a huge army. Oh and they think they are helping out the rest of the world by fighting wars, Canada nor Europe has asked them to fight their unnecessary wars.
Calebc8080 2 years ago
you bastards! first of all ur whole station is a joke
second u no nothing ur talking about third u are insulting people who put their lives at risk to help support your country !@#%! i dont know why we're in there in the first place. go ahead and invade our country, we'll have the whole world back us up can't wait to see ur country die and rot after it loses its status in the world thanks to its poorly managed country that the whole world hates good bye american empire!
meow324meow32434545 2 years ago
faggots
Quickwinklongsstare 2 years ago
and look who comes sucking up to canada after words....and just so you know....making fun of someone who is a lot bigger and stronger than you is a very very bad idea....and we do have an army...you're just to occupied looking at your own faces in the mirror...denying how screwed you country really is to notice....and go right ahead try to invade...we'll just knock you off your precious "heavily armored cars"
idiots!
amloon 2 years ago
its funny cause we dont rely on your army...you kinda rely on our army...look who started the war....oh...the US....wow..shocker...and then you go out saying all this crap as if you dont need us at all....lets see where do you get all your water from...hmmm....CANADA....who basically saved your butts in the war...CANADA.....isnt that weird...its almost like you want to lose...ya and most powerful country in america eh?....this host is a big friggin idiot whos gunna get his butt kicked
amloon 2 years ago
"Fair & Balanced"? Hmm. I wonder what Al-Jazeera's slogan is? BTW, they're making a bid to air in Canada. This should be interesting
PointOfFew 2 years ago
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PointOfFew 2 years ago
CANADA COULD DESTROY THE usa ! If you invade us we will devastate your economey, slaughter your military, and imprison your people. We arn't lumberjacks or mounties........ were your countries worst nightmare. you be warrned.
kingofawosmeness777 2 years ago
Yes, because invading Canada is the best idea ever.
Most powerful country in the universe? I've lived in America my whole life and I think you sound like a little kid.
Fair and balanced? Commence lolzing.
Oh yeah, Russia is gonna invade Alaska, despite the fact that we are one of their closest military ally.
Fair and balanced.. lol.. please tell me you people are being sarcastic..
LightcycleChampion 2 years ago
America, much like fox news is and international joke.
sergizzleyousuck 2 years ago
This just shows how ingnorant and arogant Americans are. We are neighbours and they don't know the first thing about Canada! I'm a cop in Canada and I have a gun, a vest and a car!!
change427 2 years ago
PART 2...It is likely ordinary Germans would never had tolerated Nazi atrocities had they not been conditioned by the constant Nazi media propaganda.
That's Fox "news"--- a neocon propaganda machine.
Fox "news" viewers are conditioned and brainwashed.
Remember that the next time you encounter a troll spewing out idiotic statements.
They are weak-minded slaves.
qbc176 2 years ago
PART 1...Regarding the trial of the Nazis after World War 2:The prosecutor stressed the role of media propaganda in enabling the Hitler regime to prepare and carry out aggressive wars.
The German press was asked to present the war against the Soviet Union as a 'PREVENTATIVE' war for the defense of the Fatherland.
Thus,presenting an illegal invasion as a 'PREVENTATIVE' war did not originate with Bush,Cheney and Rumsfeld.
qbc176 2 years ago
Have fun trying to invade Canada... You can't even win a war in Iraq against guys that fight with 30 year old technology. lol I love America and have many American friends, but your heads are way up your asses!!
Bundashit 2 years ago 2
haha that was well said! :)
bryanleeedwrads 2 years ago
fags
ctucker31 2 years ago
Didn't you guys chicken out in Iraq? haha have you ever been to Canada? Oh wait no your stuck in your power trip hole in the ground. USA is not the most powerful country anymore! By the way at least we don't have to fight everything that comes up against us. No wonder the World HATES the US!
abcjesse123 2 years ago