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  • i dont like it .__.

    not to be rude or anything :)

  • omg this is sooo funny!!! Go Tom Cruise!

  • More! More!

  • Holy shit, hahaha.

  • hahaha this is fuckin mint haha

  • Of all my years, I have never seen finer footage of Tom Cruise dancing like he just walked out of the closet.

  • LMAO!! IM SUPER...

  • that was pretty funny... just a thought... did you feel super when you were singing that song

  • KATIE RULZ! rofl

  • LOL!

  • OMG LMAO

  • E.T!

  • oh lordy.

    i almsot died laughing.

  • very gay...

  • LOL AT E.T. *dies*

  • that is hilarious!! well done!!

    xx

  • i don´t like aff

  • CLASSIC!!!!!

  • lol loving it

  • I'M THUPER!!!!

  • lol i thought that was amazing when cruise was like

    "but how are you?"

    just the way you moved his head or something

    haha the whole things pro though

  • I LOVE THIS SONG!!! =)

  • lolol

  • lol

  • Tom Cruise is a shirt lifter,he loves brown love.

    He has started a new religion,The Church Of Bumology,

    He is currently building a cathedral for "man Love" in southern Texas

  • Nyah ha ha awesome!

  • the katie rulz hat HAHCAHHAH!!

  • One of the damn funniest vids i've seen!!!

  • hahahah Tom Cruise is a pathetic middle aged man who instead of enjoying the succesful career other dudes his generation have (Johnny Depp, Sean Penn, Brad Pitt, and even freaking Ben Stiller), has become a joke. He ain't getting any younger and his looks are fading away. And it's not like he has enough talent like Clint Eastwood or Robert Redford to keep him in the bussiness when he becomes an old fart.

  • I think you are talkin about your uncle Paul.

    a fisherman somewhere in the U.S.lol

    Anyway being an actor is at least better than working in the Public Relations that you work in.

  • LOL! That is the lamest reply I ever read. There is only one thing worst than Tom Cruise in this world: His few remaining fans. You should do humanity a favor and shoot yourself. Now go masturbate to Top Gun or something...

  • your scary!

  • didn't laugh, but it was entertaining. good job. cruise is a closet homo for sure. normally homo isn't a bad thing. but for him he'd lose a bunch of lonely housewives if he were to be exposded. or many would want to convert him back to straight. but him being apeshit crazy isn't exactly helping keep his fanbase.

  • WTF he said skittles at 1:10!

  • EVVERYTHINGG IS SUPERRRR when you're.. don't you think I look good in this hat!

  • ☼-_-

  • ahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

  • Tom Cruise and David Miscavige

    "Never gonna give you up,

    Never gonna let you down,

    Never gonna run around,

    And desert you,

    Never gonna make you cry,

    Never gonna say goodbye,

    Never gonna tell a lie,

    And hurt you"

    Tom's Insane and Scientology ruined his mind

  • lmao

  • Soooo funny, I HATE Tom Cruise so much, he really freaks me out!

  • Tom Cruise is so GAY!!!!! An d his movies suck. Except Last Samarai, Risky Business, Top Gun, and many others.

  • now top gun really did suck

  • 00:24 is so hawtt

  • EVERRYYYTHING IS SUPERRR when... don't you think i look cute in this hat...

  • WOW im speachless

  • Very, very good!

    Nothing wrong with being gay. But Tom Cruise is just...Super Gay.

  • ahhh hahah.

    skittles

    tom cruise is a fag!

  • Bonus points for the oprah katey chorus

  • L Ron Hubbard is - DON'T YOU THINK I LOOK CUTE IN THIS HAT

  • FUCKING BRILLIANT! 5/5

  • this is the best video ever. I peed my pants.

  • omg i laughed my ass off.

  • hahahhaahhahahah god man god

  • thats a cool tune to sing in the shower

  • super fucking awesome!

  • FIVE BIG GAY STARS!!

  • SO BIG!

  • this is the best video i've seen on youtube in a while

  • ROFLMFAO

  • that is the greatest thing i've ever seen

    HAHAHAH! :)

  • Tom = Scientologist

    Subscribe to Xenutv1. Mr. Bunker has these guys on the run. His videos show how lame Scientology members trully treat people who speak out against them. "Your either in or your out", so said Tom Cruise. Tom's goal along with his best buddy, David Miscavige, is to turn all of us into Scientologist or stamp us out as lower beings. Become a SP (suppressive person) today and turn these money hungry mongrels on their tails.

  • nice one

  • Fucking Great!

  • What makes me laugh Xtians say: How can he believe in a book some Sci-Fi writer's written? Hmm, shouldn't Christians ask themselves the same question?

  • well just a point, The birth and actions of Christ were prophesized about 400 years before they actually happened. To my knowledge no other eligion can claim that. Also L Ron Hubbard, the creator of scientology, is quoted as saying, in regards to his books, "No i write for the love of it, not for money. If i wanted to make money i would just start a religion."

  • the same prophesy could be put towards Mohammed, etc. and most of those prophesies are so general, it could be put to anyone! Your Christ, there Mohammed, and his Xenu, it doesn't matter, as long as people can believe it, there's always a "profit"

  • not to disrespect someone's faith, but prophecies tend to be vague, allowing for biased interpretations. people need to focus helping each other more than idolising a supernatural being whos existance is based on ancient text that can't be proven as truth.

  • Well I'm not Christian myself, but even I have to say Diametics is hardly reliable to base your faith from, when the Bible has been around for thousands of years.

  • yeah the bible makes a shitload more sence. when I can't even make sence of the bible.

  • Are you saying that building your house on weak sand is a smart thing to do?

  • smarter then trying to build it on water or lava.

  • They're both Hooey

  • agreed

  • Baby Jesus could spell? Wow, I guess he really was the messiah. Was he also crawling across water and curing lepers with is spit-up as well?

  • Hail Xenu!

  • prepare to be sued :)

  • Too Fckin Funny!

  • fucking hilarious

  • this is soooo great. hahahaha

  • lol wat a fag lmao XD

  • lol the best clip on youtube.....

  • LMAO I love this.

  • you are a nerd.

  • So hilarious! Five Stars!

  • FUCKING GAYYYYY TWAT!!!!!!

  • he is bisexual

  • this is hilarious and i do think Tom Cruise is gay haha

  • thank you for making me laugh my heart out!

  • GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY

  • lol, hilarious!

  • no body really cares

  • *cries im scared*

  • tom cruise doesn't think chemical imbalances exist but he pretty much is the definition of a chemical imbalance.

  • If we didnt have people to make fun of!!!! Your just jealous cause you cant do what he does and if you could back at ya! lol lol lol Hes laughing to the bank and got balls too!!!!!

  • HAHAHA brilliant

  • Well, NO YOU?RE NOT... WAKO... LOL...

  • GAY!

  • LOOOL

  • ok i really don't want to add this to favorites but it is too funny not to!

  • lol, reminds me of monty python for some reason

  • This is one of the funniest videos ever :D

  • awesome.. just awesome

    i love it! good job on the line up as well

    you get an A

  • OMFG LMAO!!!

  • People cant take a joke, honestly.

    about they gay thing.

    i cracked up, amazing vid!

  • dat songs sounds like its from south park

  • Have heard the Scientologists send attractive males after gay actors such as Cruise and Travolta and then catch them on tape performing sex acts. If the gay actors don't pimp Scientology they threaten to expose the gay sex tapes. Cruise has to be miserable in his fake life.

  • Hail Xenu!

    Tom Cruise is a lunatic!

  • Oh my got, that's amazing, I loved it.

  • i love d couch part lol

  • that is some funny shit tom cruise ur not a super as the guy/guys that made this!

    mice work

  • This truly shows that he's an ass ROFL

  • Tom Cruise Is The Hottest Man Aroun

    d The World

  • this is hilarious and i do thik Tom Cruise is gay HA HA HA HA

  • it's all good and funny beside the fact that he's NOT GAY! other than that, cracked me up. isn't it the song of big gay Al in South Park-the movie?

  • lol

  • this video is weird but funny as hell.

  • BRILLIANT! I love the disclaimer bit.<3

  • super

  • LOOOOL! Good video!

  • lol this is super

  • stupid...but funny...ina good way. You made me laugh. I like the disco floor jumping scene. ET got me too. Tres Bien!

  • lol that was stupid

  • I really hope this video isn't supposed to be homophobic, but it is so funny!!!

  • NIKI shut the fuck up bitch i would rather hang myself than get bored to death with your stupid book, self promotion on youtube is the only way u think u can sell it hih? well go peddle your pile of shit somewhere else

  • This guy sucks fat cock. I hope he falls in a pit of razor blades and aids.

  • Thick scientoligistic ignorant moronic wollox

  • The video where he gets squirted with the microphone should really be doctored by someone that knows how to do something like that.

  • HAHAHAHA...Awesome.

  • awsome rotflmao

  • 1:04 i just died lauhging i didnt expect that hahahahaha

  • That was freaking awesome! You are a GENIUS!

    Thanks for posting this, Lucky :)

  • brilliant just brilliant! thank you, this made us all laugh.

  • This made my day.

  • fantastic!

  • Here in Communist Amerika, land of envy, any male celebrity who has "too much going for him" is automatically "gay". Is he too good-looking? He's gay. Is he too happy? He's gay. Is he too successful or rich? Gay, gay, gay. Now tell us again why so many people hate and fear homosexuals in this country. It couldn't be because of their love of sexual sabotage, could it?

  • I don't fear homos,I just can't stand closeted/hyprocites like this pole-smoking fag!!!!!

  • This isn't mocking him, this is him. lol.

  • No it isn't. You're just a catty little girl.

  • Baahahaha

  • I can't get enough of watching this video! LMFAO!

  • Holy Guacamole! That is the funniest damned thing I have seen in quite a while! Thanks for sharing your cretivity with us!

  • hahahahahahhaha

  • That's soooo funny, feel kinda gay. Thats how funny it is, but i'm NOT GAY. but it's funny, like gay funny. Well, you know what I mean dude.

  • he gets a disclaimer

  • tom cruise isnt gay he is just trapped in a closet and wont come out

  • Obviously a gay post.

  • OMG, this is TOO FUCKING FUNNY!!! Now I got the hiccups from laughing so much - woooo-hooo!!!!!!!

  • not really

  • Twitch - is that you Tom? So sorry Mr. Cruise! If this video offends you, then perhaps you should come out of the closet already, and just be done with. Or did you mean 'not really' that cadebra1961 didn't laugh so hard and get the hiccups? Are you calling me a liar? AHAHAHAHAHAHA!! You're not too super then, twitch, if you don't have a sense of humor!! :) Have a nice day!!!!

  • yup

  • ROFL!!!!

  • hahaha

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! That was super duper!!!!!!!

  • LOLOLOL this video was great! thanks for askin! lol

  • AMITABH BACHCHAN is LIKE JESUS CHRIST.HE WILL be REMEMBERED FOR QUITE OVER 2,000 YEARS. HIS VOICE, HIS WALK,HIS EYES, HIS INTELLIGENCE,HIS CHARISMA, HIS GOOD LOOKS, HIS CONFIDENCE, HIS HEIGHT, HIS UNEQUALLED TALENT, HIS PERSONALITY, HIS STATURE - YOU NAME IT. NO ONE IN THE WORLD WILL EVER COME CLOSE. DON'T BE JEALOUS. HE IS THE ENVY OF THE WORLD. HIS VOICE AND DIALOGUE DELIVERY ALONE IS WORTH THE PRICE OF ADMISSION

  • Super video!

  • Too damn funny!!! LMFAO

  • roflmao dis is from south park movie. still, fit...

  • this is my favorite video does he like have sex with a young boy at the end or what i it like blocks me from looking

  • Tom Cruise sucks:)

  • You suck :)

  • THIS SHOWS TOM CRUISES REAL COLOR