last christmas eve i went down stairs to get a glass of water and when i was about to walk in my room i saw a bloody eyed santa in my room if you dont post this comment to 12 videos the bloody eyed santa will be in your room tonite waiting for you to go to sleep so he can KILL YOU
hahahah Tom Cruise is a pathetic middle aged man who instead of enjoying the succesful career other dudes his generation have (Johnny Depp, Sean Penn, Brad Pitt, and even freaking Ben Stiller), has become a joke. He ain't getting any younger and his looks are fading away. And it's not like he has enough talent like Clint Eastwood or Robert Redford to keep him in the bussiness when he becomes an old fart.
LOL! That is the lamest reply I ever read. There is only one thing worst than Tom Cruise in this world: His few remaining fans. You should do humanity a favor and shoot yourself. Now go masturbate to Top Gun or something...
didn't laugh, but it was entertaining. good job. cruise is a closet homo for sure. normally homo isn't a bad thing. but for him he'd lose a bunch of lonely housewives if he were to be exposded. or many would want to convert him back to straight. but him being apeshit crazy isn't exactly helping keep his fanbase.
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Subscribe to Xenutv1. Mr. Bunker has these guys on the run. His videos show how lame Scientology members trully treat people who speak out against them. "Your either in or your out", so said Tom Cruise. Tom's goal along with his best buddy, David Miscavige, is to turn all of us into Scientologist or stamp us out as lower beings. Become a SP (suppressive person) today and turn these money hungry mongrels on their tails.
What makes me laugh Xtians say: How can he believe in a book some Sci-Fi writer's written? Hmm, shouldn't Christians ask themselves the same question?
well just a point, The birth and actions of Christ were prophesized about 400 years before they actually happened. To my knowledge no other eligion can claim that. Also L Ron Hubbard, the creator of scientology, is quoted as saying, in regards to his books, "No i write for the love of it, not for money. If i wanted to make money i would just start a religion."
the same prophesy could be put towards Mohammed, etc. and most of those prophesies are so general, it could be put to anyone! Your Christ, there Mohammed, and his Xenu, it doesn't matter, as long as people can believe it, there's always a "profit"
not to disrespect someone's faith, but prophecies tend to be vague, allowing for biased interpretations. people need to focus helping each other more than idolising a supernatural being whos existance is based on ancient text that can't be proven as truth.
Well I'm not Christian myself, but even I have to say Diametics is hardly reliable to base your faith from, when the Bible has been around for thousands of years.
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To bulldog: Do you know this for a fact? Or it´s something out of your obvious favourite pasttime, the tabloids? Why not leave him alone? He hasn´t forced his opinions on you personally I pressume. The lack of respect only goes to show your own lack of selfesteem.
If we didnt have people to make fun of!!!! Your just jealous cause you cant do what he does and if you could back at ya! lol lol lol Hes laughing to the bank and got balls too!!!!!
Have heard the Scientologists send attractive males after gay actors such as Cruise and Travolta and then catch them on tape performing sex acts. If the gay actors don't pimp Scientology they threaten to expose the gay sex tapes. Cruise has to be miserable in his fake life.
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Here in Communist Amerika, land of envy, any male celebrity who has "too much going for him" is automatically "gay". Is he too good-looking? He's gay. Is he too happy? He's gay. Is he too successful or rich? Gay, gay, gay. Now tell us again why so many people hate and fear homosexuals in this country. It couldn't be because of their love of sexual sabotage, could it?
Twitch - is that you Tom? So sorry Mr. Cruise! If this video offends you, then perhaps you should come out of the closet already, and just be done with. Or did you mean 'not really' that cadebra1961 didn't laugh so hard and get the hiccups? Are you calling me a liar? AHAHAHAHAHAHA!! You're not too super then, twitch, if you don't have a sense of humor!! :) Have a nice day!!!!
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Ninkodie 3 years ago
i dont like it .__.
not to be rude or anything :)
kiss1kiss1falln1love 3 years ago
omg this is sooo funny!!! Go Tom Cruise!
chuchiedog 3 years ago
More! More!
EASports0003 3 years ago 3
Holy shit, hahaha.
slcpunk33606 3 years ago 3
hahaha this is fuckin mint haha
superdooperdav123 3 years ago
Of all my years, I have never seen finer footage of Tom Cruise dancing like he just walked out of the closet.
Idude893 3 years ago
LMAO!! IM SUPER...
jonnyontiveros 3 years ago 3
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POPTUB 3 years ago
that was pretty funny... just a thought... did you feel super when you were singing that song
kristoflaw 3 years ago
KATIE RULZ! rofl
6ixstringed 3 years ago 3
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that was realy stupid. sorry butt was.
anitawita123 3 years ago
LOL!
bonkier 3 years ago 2
OMG LMAO
RandySWilson 3 years ago 2
E.T!
Drvol1 3 years ago 2
oh lordy.
i almsot died laughing.
sarahFREAKINAWESOME 3 years ago 2
very gay...
ericcartman321 3 years ago
LOL AT E.T. *dies*
LolliliciousLolly 3 years ago 2
that is hilarious!! well done!!
xx
xXxThumbelinaxXx 3 years ago 3
i don´t like aff
bruny1989 3 years ago
CLASSIC!!!!!
eltrut96 3 years ago
lol loving it
Nickamsweet 3 years ago
I'M THUPER!!!!
skyler1586 3 years ago
lol i thought that was amazing when cruise was like
"but how are you?"
just the way you moved his head or something
haha the whole things pro though
3Life3 3 years ago
I LOVE THIS SONG!!! =)
artieest464 3 years ago
lolol
lilnicky492 3 years ago
lol
Rachadow 3 years ago
Tom Cruise is a shirt lifter,he loves brown love.
He has started a new religion,The Church Of Bumology,
He is currently building a cathedral for "man Love" in southern Texas
gs1norwich 3 years ago
Nyah ha ha awesome!
MonicaRose13 3 years ago
the katie rulz hat HAHCAHHAH!!
movebich 3 years ago
One of the damn funniest vids i've seen!!!
taugen 3 years ago
hahahah Tom Cruise is a pathetic middle aged man who instead of enjoying the succesful career other dudes his generation have (Johnny Depp, Sean Penn, Brad Pitt, and even freaking Ben Stiller), has become a joke. He ain't getting any younger and his looks are fading away. And it's not like he has enough talent like Clint Eastwood or Robert Redford to keep him in the bussiness when he becomes an old fart.
johnjohnb1 3 years ago
I think you are talkin about your uncle Paul.
a fisherman somewhere in the U.S.lol
Anyway being an actor is at least better than working in the Public Relations that you work in.
tomcruisefans 3 years ago
LOL! That is the lamest reply I ever read. There is only one thing worst than Tom Cruise in this world: His few remaining fans. You should do humanity a favor and shoot yourself. Now go masturbate to Top Gun or something...
johnjohnb1 3 years ago
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Tom Cruisy is my hero, I strive everyday to be just like him. I want his babies.
padme505 3 years ago
your scary!
artieest464 3 years ago
didn't laugh, but it was entertaining. good job. cruise is a closet homo for sure. normally homo isn't a bad thing. but for him he'd lose a bunch of lonely housewives if he were to be exposded. or many would want to convert him back to straight. but him being apeshit crazy isn't exactly helping keep his fanbase.
mistereveready 3 years ago
WTF he said skittles at 1:10!
CheyenneandSophia 3 years ago
EVVERYTHINGG IS SUPERRRR when you're.. don't you think I look good in this hat!
CheyenneandSophia 3 years ago
☼-_-
MyToonCodes 3 years ago
ahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
AliciaLessThan3 3 years ago
Tom Cruise and David Miscavige
"Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around,
And desert you,
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie,
And hurt you"
Tom's Insane and Scientology ruined his mind
samsherbert 3 years ago
lmao
FreeAccessPass 3 years ago
Soooo funny, I HATE Tom Cruise so much, he really freaks me out!
petebilo 3 years ago 3
Tom Cruise is so GAY!!!!! An d his movies suck. Except Last Samarai, Risky Business, Top Gun, and many others.
Fosterpimp 3 years ago
now top gun really did suck
commandro 3 years ago 3
00:24 is so hawtt
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thisbestforu 4 years ago
EVERRYYYTHING IS SUPERRR when... don't you think i look cute in this hat...
Bee22553 4 years ago
WOW im speachless
dancookfan277 4 years ago
Very, very good!
Nothing wrong with being gay. But Tom Cruise is just...Super Gay.
SlowAndSteady2 4 years ago 3
ahhh hahah.
skittles
tom cruise is a fag!
wildmonkeybutt 4 years ago 3
Bonus points for the oprah katey chorus
AlexAB312123 4 years ago 3
L Ron Hubbard is - DON'T YOU THINK I LOOK CUTE IN THIS HAT
EpicFaiIGuy 4 years ago
FUCKING BRILLIANT! 5/5
XxTroikaxX 4 years ago 3
this is the best video ever. I peed my pants.
grampoopickle 4 years ago
omg i laughed my ass off.
monkeybottomsTV 4 years ago
hahahhaahhahahah god man god
ronalorhan 4 years ago
thats a cool tune to sing in the shower
TheRiderPaulRevere 4 years ago
super fucking awesome!
solipsism00 4 years ago
FIVE BIG GAY STARS!!
elperropatron 4 years ago
SO BIG!
GreyFoxV1 4 years ago
this is the best video i've seen on youtube in a while
carwuzhere 4 years ago
ROFLMFAO
marhay 4 years ago
that is the greatest thing i've ever seen
HAHAHAH! :)
SC4PEGO4T 4 years ago
Tom = Scientologist
Subscribe to Xenutv1. Mr. Bunker has these guys on the run. His videos show how lame Scientology members trully treat people who speak out against them. "Your either in or your out", so said Tom Cruise. Tom's goal along with his best buddy, David Miscavige, is to turn all of us into Scientologist or stamp us out as lower beings. Become a SP (suppressive person) today and turn these money hungry mongrels on their tails.
Localmode 4 years ago
nice one
sonicpixie420 4 years ago
Fucking Great!
LOSTLITTLESNOOPDOUGG 4 years ago 3
What makes me laugh Xtians say: How can he believe in a book some Sci-Fi writer's written? Hmm, shouldn't Christians ask themselves the same question?
TetsuoShima07 4 years ago
well just a point, The birth and actions of Christ were prophesized about 400 years before they actually happened. To my knowledge no other eligion can claim that. Also L Ron Hubbard, the creator of scientology, is quoted as saying, in regards to his books, "No i write for the love of it, not for money. If i wanted to make money i would just start a religion."
muffliato2009 4 years ago 2
the same prophesy could be put towards Mohammed, etc. and most of those prophesies are so general, it could be put to anyone! Your Christ, there Mohammed, and his Xenu, it doesn't matter, as long as people can believe it, there's always a "profit"
TetsuoShima07 4 years ago
not to disrespect someone's faith, but prophecies tend to be vague, allowing for biased interpretations. people need to focus helping each other more than idolising a supernatural being whos existance is based on ancient text that can't be proven as truth.
lunarelf 4 years ago
Well I'm not Christian myself, but even I have to say Diametics is hardly reliable to base your faith from, when the Bible has been around for thousands of years.
JadeLi89 4 years ago
yeah the bible makes a shitload more sence. when I can't even make sence of the bible.
urantivirus 4 years ago
Are you saying that building your house on weak sand is a smart thing to do?
Roguethoughts 4 years ago
smarter then trying to build it on water or lava.
urantivirus 4 years ago
They're both Hooey
elperropatron 4 years ago 2
agreed
urantivirus 4 years ago
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Dianetics. And sense. People who have poor grammar have no right to discuss theology. Baby Jesus could spell just fine.
babyrapor 4 years ago
Baby Jesus could spell? Wow, I guess he really was the messiah. Was he also crawling across water and curing lepers with is spit-up as well?
elperropatron 4 years ago
Hail Xenu!
femtoguts 4 years ago 2
prepare to be sued :)
M3Dust 4 years ago
Too Fckin Funny!
mzrockstar2u 4 years ago 2
fucking hilarious
tuzzzy 4 years ago 2
this is soooo great. hahahaha
immaculateboy 4 years ago
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pricelessstud19 4 years ago
lol wat a fag lmao XD
bhammond11 4 years ago
lol the best clip on youtube.....
blaa125 4 years ago
LMAO I love this.
SandiByrd 4 years ago
you are a nerd.
jacklebee 4 years ago
So hilarious! Five Stars!
theitfactor1986 4 years ago
FUCKING GAYYYYY TWAT!!!!!!
bombsmart 4 years ago 2
he is bisexual
jrjr143 4 years ago 3
this is hilarious and i do think Tom Cruise is gay haha
54spiritedwill54 4 years ago
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lol get a life
InsaneRippedOrc 4 years ago
thank you for making me laugh my heart out!
Eluzara 4 years ago 5
GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
helybob 4 years ago
lol, hilarious!
CARCANDY101 4 years ago 5
no body really cares
RapSuperStar01 4 years ago 2
*cries im scared*
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To bulldog: Do you know this for a fact? Or it´s something out of your obvious favourite pasttime, the tabloids? Why not leave him alone? He hasn´t forced his opinions on you personally I pressume. The lack of respect only goes to show your own lack of selfesteem.
(not a scientologist myself)
swe50 4 years ago
tom cruise doesn't think chemical imbalances exist but he pretty much is the definition of a chemical imbalance.
BullDog762 4 years ago 4
If we didnt have people to make fun of!!!! Your just jealous cause you cant do what he does and if you could back at ya! lol lol lol Hes laughing to the bank and got balls too!!!!!
startrayenok 4 years ago
HAHAHA brilliant
thesoulmuncher 4 years ago
Well, NO YOU?RE NOT... WAKO... LOL...
plstrom 4 years ago
GAY!
errafloater 4 years ago
LOOOL
Gruftmucke 4 years ago
ok i really don't want to add this to favorites but it is too funny not to!
pieguy1516 4 years ago 2
lol, reminds me of monty python for some reason
Anastasius12345 4 years ago
This is one of the funniest videos ever :D
guitarXpunk 4 years ago
awesome.. just awesome
i love it! good job on the line up as well
you get an A
roflrocksmysocks 4 years ago
OMFG LMAO!!!
Smoore0813Nig 4 years ago
People cant take a joke, honestly.
about they gay thing.
i cracked up, amazing vid!
PatrolTheCrack 4 years ago
dat songs sounds like its from south park
SDdot1 4 years ago
Have heard the Scientologists send attractive males after gay actors such as Cruise and Travolta and then catch them on tape performing sex acts. If the gay actors don't pimp Scientology they threaten to expose the gay sex tapes. Cruise has to be miserable in his fake life.
FilmFanMan67 4 years ago
Hail Xenu!
Tom Cruise is a lunatic!
samsherbert 4 years ago 2
Oh my got, that's amazing, I loved it.
orphen02 4 years ago 2
i love d couch part lol
ilovebetin 4 years ago 2
that is some funny shit tom cruise ur not a super as the guy/guys that made this!
mice work
whistler1589 4 years ago
This truly shows that he's an ass ROFL
samsherbert 4 years ago
Tom Cruise Is The Hottest Man Aroun
d The World
Rankfirst 4 years ago
this is hilarious and i do thik Tom Cruise is gay HA HA HA HA
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yomamagotbigtities 4 years ago
it's all good and funny beside the fact that he's NOT GAY! other than that, cracked me up. isn't it the song of big gay Al in South Park-the movie?
mush8189 4 years ago
lol
stenmk5 4 years ago 2
this video is weird but funny as hell.
LegendLayne 4 years ago 4
BRILLIANT! I love the disclaimer bit.<3
ladypyramidhead 4 years ago 5
super
majamaja3333 4 years ago 3
LOOOOL! Good video!
shasaki 4 years ago
lol this is super
Ell196 4 years ago 2
stupid...but funny...ina good way. You made me laugh. I like the disco floor jumping scene. ET got me too. Tres Bien!
dirtybutter 4 years ago
lol that was stupid
nick8509 4 years ago
I really hope this video isn't supposed to be homophobic, but it is so funny!!!
Mutt916 4 years ago
NIKI shut the fuck up bitch i would rather hang myself than get bored to death with your stupid book, self promotion on youtube is the only way u think u can sell it hih? well go peddle your pile of shit somewhere else
ballistik88 4 years ago 4
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I've met Tom Cruise, he is great! I'm working on a book about him...go see my vedio
NikiYan007 4 years ago
This guy sucks fat cock. I hope he falls in a pit of razor blades and aids.
RobPirozzi 4 years ago 4
Thick scientoligistic ignorant moronic wollox
tellnet 4 years ago 3
The video where he gets squirted with the microphone should really be doctored by someone that knows how to do something like that.
RobPirozzi 4 years ago
HAHAHAHA...Awesome.
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kidmadmum 4 years ago
awsome rotflmao
HypnoticPoisonous 4 years ago
1:04 i just died lauhging i didnt expect that hahahahaha
JBthree24 4 years ago
That was freaking awesome! You are a GENIUS!
Thanks for posting this, Lucky :)
mstock626 4 years ago
brilliant just brilliant! thank you, this made us all laugh.
allblacksnumber1 4 years ago
This made my day.
ShareBear80 4 years ago
fantastic!
wooda916 4 years ago
Here in Communist Amerika, land of envy, any male celebrity who has "too much going for him" is automatically "gay". Is he too good-looking? He's gay. Is he too happy? He's gay. Is he too successful or rich? Gay, gay, gay. Now tell us again why so many people hate and fear homosexuals in this country. It couldn't be because of their love of sexual sabotage, could it?
AluminumFoilHatMan 4 years ago
I don't fear homos,I just can't stand closeted/hyprocites like this pole-smoking fag!!!!!
IBERJEN 4 years ago 2
This isn't mocking him, this is him. lol.
smileyman223336 4 years ago
No it isn't. You're just a catty little girl.
AluminumFoilHatMan 4 years ago
Baahahaha
donalex13 4 years ago
I can't get enough of watching this video! LMFAO!
jcac1920 4 years ago
Holy Guacamole! That is the funniest damned thing I have seen in quite a while! Thanks for sharing your cretivity with us!
daytonscott 4 years ago
hahahahahahhaha
MichaelScott92 4 years ago
That's soooo funny, feel kinda gay. Thats how funny it is, but i'm NOT GAY. but it's funny, like gay funny. Well, you know what I mean dude.
macMajorD 4 years ago
he gets a disclaimer
Zekkron 4 years ago
tom cruise isnt gay he is just trapped in a closet and wont come out
pyroalchemist181 4 years ago
Obviously a gay post.
janman88 4 years ago
OMG, this is TOO FUCKING FUNNY!!! Now I got the hiccups from laughing so much - woooo-hooo!!!!!!!
cadebra1961 4 years ago
not really
twitchwillkillyou 4 years ago
Twitch - is that you Tom? So sorry Mr. Cruise! If this video offends you, then perhaps you should come out of the closet already, and just be done with. Or did you mean 'not really' that cadebra1961 didn't laugh so hard and get the hiccups? Are you calling me a liar? AHAHAHAHAHAHA!! You're not too super then, twitch, if you don't have a sense of humor!! :) Have a nice day!!!!
cadebra1961 4 years ago
yup
TheREALBoris 4 years ago
ROFL!!!!
Lavender1251 4 years ago
hahaha
cactuscac 4 years ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! That was super duper!!!!!!!
cadebra1961 4 years ago
LOLOLOL this video was great! thanks for askin! lol
nore24 4 years ago
AMITABH BACHCHAN is LIKE JESUS CHRIST.HE WILL be REMEMBERED FOR QUITE OVER 2,000 YEARS. HIS VOICE, HIS WALK,HIS EYES, HIS INTELLIGENCE,HIS CHARISMA, HIS GOOD LOOKS, HIS CONFIDENCE, HIS HEIGHT, HIS UNEQUALLED TALENT, HIS PERSONALITY, HIS STATURE - YOU NAME IT. NO ONE IN THE WORLD WILL EVER COME CLOSE. DON'T BE JEALOUS. HE IS THE ENVY OF THE WORLD. HIS VOICE AND DIALOGUE DELIVERY ALONE IS WORTH THE PRICE OF ADMISSION
brucaX10 4 years ago
Super video!
meredumais 4 years ago
Too damn funny!!! LMFAO
jcac1920 4 years ago
roflmao dis is from south park movie. still, fit...
Berzerkerdood 4 years ago
this is my favorite video does he like have sex with a young boy at the end or what i it like blocks me from looking
addme099 4 years ago
Tom Cruise sucks:)
atogers 4 years ago
You suck :)
Outrack 4 years ago
THIS SHOWS TOM CRUISES REAL COLOR
addme099 4 years ago