How to Text a Girl - Simple Tips

[1marcelfilms]

Hai... Bye... Girl texted im done here

[TheLoganCurtis]

240 people actually call the girl

[IxSPAWNxKILL]

im left handed

[AaronBellDeo]

I. Love. You. Guys. I'm going to practice your material on YOU.

[jinunit]

make a part 2!

[kitkatzinix]

This is not true, all girls are different, you need to know who they are before you can give them texts that will make them like you

[shadowingyou]

Guide to aids right here.

[TopherTramonteTwo]

I'm sorry, but confidence and overtly blatant forced sexuality are two completely different things.

[miguelrivas23112]

but im a lefty..

[mcgruber99]

is it safe to text her that i want to touch her boobie? cuz im very scared....what if she says BAD BOY! HEEEEEEHAHAHA

[BeastlyBiker2010]

i paused at 0:05 :)

[SourPandaChicken]

That T-Mobile commercial is annoying.

[MrYokhwar]

??

[MrYokhwar]

umm if u can answer this question ...how to prove that you really care for your crush!!

[imakechannel]

try to hit up girls while sporting massive boners.

[mlgRokine]

i thought this was going to help me with girls that ARE THE MOST BORING PEOPLE TO TEXT EVAR!!!!! like holy shit! i can't spear head a fucking conversation forever...

[09seveyw]

how about friend zone tips? and/or drinking to kill the bitch butterflies

[UnconformistSheep]

@09seveyw sex texts: the best antidote to get off the friend zone. you're welcome.

[TheAweFactor]

Lmao. In what world are those flirty texts?

[hippomotipus]

Mother Teresa. LMFAO!

[sasukeholly77]

The timing on that face made me bust out laughing so go ahead xD

[LN1992]

AHAHAH! JOKE'S ON YOU

I'm left handed...

[zheddo]

Ahhhhahahahahaha if you're using them more than her... you're probably a vag \ O_o / 

[TheKwinix]

I'm left handed.

[Bielocke]

Where did u get that awesome painting?? Thumbs up if u wanna know too...

[leltard]

@Bielocke It's a banksy print... just google banksy and you can find loads of them

[Bielocke]

@leltard appreciate it.thanks

[SnoweyMan111]

So, this is for non-nerds.

Great.....

[potatoman313]

Noah lyu is a chode master general

[MeganMcken]

YES 

[NerfDud3]

@soccar mate when ure on track tell her she's good and complement her then when your good mates just ask her "hey I was wondering I like u and u like me do u wanna go out sometime" trust me!

[soccer123456789ist]

I need help

I like this girl thats in my biology, and in my oklahoma history class.

We also see each other in track.

I dont know what to talk about when im with her.

I like her becouse she is fun to be around and she is very competitive.

Its also hard to talk with her becouse in class I dont want to get in truble by my teachers.

When I watch her run during track my coach tells me to pay attention.

I watch your videos and their funny and help you

[Zemoch93]

Oh i get it !

You texted them "Jesus will save you" because he's not real so he can't save anyone : D

You almost got me to think you believed all this religion bullshit , you're good :D

[RollingEight]

im left handed sorry

[lolzforlunch]

Actually, i use my left hand.



[IVIonsterDzn]

Y AT NIGHT when i need help in my phone service its like ur uncle answers "hello , thank you for calling indian phone help What May I Help U With?" Me Replying " well my ...." interupted by ur uncle "Sir i dont understand u" me " i dont understand u" uncle of the guy in the vid " dont get mad at me im trying to help you" me "IM getting MAD AT U" Uncle ofthe guy in the vid " GO Fuck Off" me " U FUCK OFF GO DO UR HINDU SHIT SOMEWHERE ELSE" hanged up try to call a again ur uncle "Hello"Me Not Again

[LikeAFoxStudios]

thumbs up if your under 15

[eastcoaster54]

@LikeAFoxStudios well kids dont listen to this guy he is a dork

[Lazurath101]

@LikeAFoxStudios ...really? Fuck me high school girls are fucking easy to get with when you're that old... just don't give a fuck that's all the advice you need

[0wnage55885]

@LikeAFoxStudios you're*

[SportsFansUnited]

@LikeAFoxStudios Thumbs up if you know the correct use of "you're" and "your"

[darkmagicfromhell]

"Give ur right hand a break"...

Dude ... i'm a left-hander...

[OVERWRONGTHOUSAND]

3:08 JIIZZED IN MY PANTS!

[Namzug666]

Guess imma vag

[theprince16031988]

give your right hand a break !!! lol

[OsianFilm]

thumbs up if you try to send a picture of your penis to anyone, it gets cut up into 29 picture messages to get the whole thing. 

[seeafish]

the things that I find funny are usually disturbing to people...

[Yoshifruits]

Ooh, as a girl I would not respond to his texts. Be subtly sexual, not outright awkwardly so. Just sayin.

[InternetLawman]

@Yoshifruits I agree. But you may be smart. Some other people can't see, or understand the subtlety.

[TheRyanmanVideos]

Thumbs up if your left handed and you aren't giving it a break.

[zalos]

Dammit, I was totally being vag

[Bazzzzzaaaaaa]

God i wish i had your confidence

[learnINFINITy]

warap players, give ur right hand a break LMAO!! EPIC..

[JERKMONKEYYEH]

why am i watching this??

[XTREEEME100]

@JERKMONKEYYEH because you want to know how not to fuck up on texting a girl

[Boyderific]

@JERKMONKEYYEH Because you aren't capable of texting girls...?

[Lukianze]

231 people are gays

[Darq155]

you know candles and shit

[XxXxTormentxXxX]

So, who else paused it to see the face he made?

[Snapmrsandman]

So in a 3 text process I should ask her if she wants to kick it tonight in my underage; ( my bed is not 15 years old)15 year old bed in.... High School ?

[firestr70]

I use my left hand.

[googas8]

Or just say she doesn't like u because no one will like u

[googas8]

Lets go show our really wrong texts on utube

shall we no one will notice :p man u're a fail everyone has a life but I hav now been mistaken because u hav NO LIFE !¡!¡!

[CamShotsxD]

Im more of a lefty....

[AlexanderaCherie]

I agree texting the same day but being full on about buying a table for us to have sex on would make me go eerr.. k freak

[xxHazzardousxx]

HAH! I'm left handed Intro!

[Pookie77492]

He's right with the text the same day but this isn't how to pickup a girl, this is how to look like a sex-crazed asshole. Sorry dude, but you are right about one thing. You'll get GIRLS by doing this shit, NOT women. Have fun with the statitory bud.

[TheBlackKatana]

@Pookie77492 o............stfu

[Unh3lpful]

This isn't how to text a girl. This is how to turn into a sex crazed monster.

[djBC10000]

for everyone who is being a VAG, just making sure you are saying HAHAHA instead of HEHEHE

[manaya783]

┌П┐(⌣د̲⌣)┌П┐



[ThisWasSick]

should i text her or call her?

[chuchaqui1000]

Yeah guys don't try this, just do your own thing, tried it twice already not a good line. Got laid more with the 3 day wait

[hosen4]

fuck this video i do my own stuff :8

[the357goesBANG]

my penis is small

[BadRoBi10]

im a VAG >.> xD

[pcmaher2]

thank you this help me a looot :D

[ilikedovehunting]

Fred just got SKIPPED!

[samelf07]

joke's on you. I use my left

[persian1997]

video on how to troll a girl until she says fuck off :DDDD

[TheXComputerXDr]

Pulp Fiction FTW!

[mlawren7]

After you get her number?! I thought you were talking about after sex! Why would you wait 2 days to text a girl you haven't slept with? This guy has NO idea.

[TokyoMonsta1]

its not my right hand that needs a break... Its my left haha.

[deadlytexter]

this guys a douche. text that bitch however you're used to texting, she's gonna find out anyways. if the bitch doesn't like ya, then you were never gonna get laid to begin with, no matter how funny you aren't, but think you are.

[Edsingsingstar]

Thumbs up if your penis is fucking massive.

[leltard]

@Edsingsingstar Teach me

[t0mtreflip]

@Edsingsingstar hahaaaa congrats on getting top comment!

[boab23]

@Edsingsingstar yeaah okay people with massive penises dont have to state it

[Edsingsingstar]

Thumbs up if your penis is fucking huge.

[joseph11121]

Keep on rockin in a free world!

[RUS38]

Thumb up if you dick is big.

[SkinnykidK5]

PULP FICTION POSTER IN THE BACKGROUND !!!

[GregoryBone]

all i gotta do is say sup and da whte bitch comes ova instatly 2 suc my dic

[IsNotWhatSheSaid]

PULP FICTION!

[HirachieOfSociety]

Fuck texting... I'm an old fashion guy who likes to call.

[cchhrriiss825]

I usually wait 2 to 3 years to text them back. Just playing

[pinkdice07]

I'm left handed.

[pimpboy9009]

What if she doesnt reply?

[mgtr34]

Looking at the top comment people that are penis is big can't grammar.

[pokemontcg4000]

i got a durex ad :D

[NomNomChew]

"just text her once and a while until she tells you to fuck off" LOL

[GBMikeChas]

"Just text her every once in awhile until she tells you to fuck off" Pretty funny man.

[CreativeEffects]

"Give your right hand a break."

jajajajaj

[monkey1534]

Just text her once in a while until she tells you to fuck off Haaa being a vag >_>

[warsniperNL96]

those dislikers have no penis or are women that got hit on by these guys

[cgokcen]

Thumbs up if you have no penis.

[kuttlauri]

@cgokcen hahaha, lol wtff i almost fell of my chair laughing

[JUNOac]

Thumbs up if your penis is special.

[ZedNassah]

lol text her once and a while until she tells you to fuck off.

[erbil1989]

@ZedNassah looool i bet sum people actually do that

[ncktyu]

why does he assume its the right hand

[OctaneBOMS]

7"

[SirInTheZONE]

text for a while untill she tells u to fuck off LMFAO

[ecuaz89]

mines is small :(

[FrankensteinHD]

thumbs up if you have a penis...

[ILEFTMYBF4XBL]

I like the banksy in the background

[zinizterz]

haha If you don't... I'm gonna make this face. XP

[IHeddo]

1:55 love it xD haha

[suckathing]

Thumbs up if your penis gets laid.

[slimshadyftw97]

thumbs up if your penis is average.

[Prolocater]

@slimshadyftw97 what's average ?

[varoneezy]

Fuck you, I send bitches smiley faces all day....Bitches love smiley faces...

[PDFeFiles]

90% of the people who thumbed up the top comment is a WANKA

[samborlon]

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

[samborlon]

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

[samborlon]

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

[christopherd102]

I'm totally being a VAAG :(((((((

[DJDoZeD]

im lefty....

[NYCTeamZ]

THis Shit Workss.. Used ittt

[EPICT0ASTER]

thumbs up if you think all this shit is futile.

[goobster1312]

can you put up more videos of tips on texting girls please??

[user7897]

weak text game guys! You'll only pick up a certain kind of girls with this.

[MrGoro6]

rofl i texted a girl till she didnt text meand then i texted her once then she said fuck off

[WhoElseButKris]

I'm disappointed this advice is legitimate. I was hoping for a deep troll.

[CoDandMoreStuff]

this face 3:08

[onlyavailablename123]

call her in a week, and if she's still not down, just keep calling her every once in a while until she tells you to fuck off...

hahahahah

[jeetghose]

are you frigging retarded?

[maaslander40]

awesome website, love it

[TheObravo]

well my right hand is tired...



[TVRawwr]

but..i'm a lefty.

[ArendVecchione]

Thumbs up if your an attention whore...I mean thumbs up if you love women

[tjher25]

Pause 3:08

[DJDoZeD]

jokes on you, im left handed

[omor22]

HAHAHAHA 3:08

[MrDjElegant]

good ishhh @RebuildReach ... might as well be like everyone else by now and say "look at my page and see my work!" but im not a tool so you dont have to... admit it though, u all want to right now ;)

[DonSkarling]

like if you tried to pause while his face was all screwed up!

[cjhasfallen22]

Thumbs up if your penis is small.

[BigDaddyRoy123]

I would like to see a video on transitioning. I can talk to random girls and groups of girls comfortably. I just struggle conveying sexual interest and intent. I think this is the biggest jump. Help a playa out.

[Mackoek]

You guys are great :)

[circet]

When r u guys doing a reality with guys with no experience with women and that never had a girlfriend , LOL!

[improvised240]

Dude, you cant cuss worth shit. t up if you agree

t down if your a douche bag

[deboss142]

But if girls see this video they won't respond to these methods

[reddfloyd121]

Jokes on you, I'm a lefty!

[FunnyRumel2]

thumbs up if you penis is big.

[IphoneUserNoob]

@FunnyRumel2 you already know a majority of those likes are a lie....the comment probably is too..

[FunnyRumel2]

@IphoneUserNoob just checking how easy it is to get mass likes ;)

[IphoneUserNoob]

@FunnyRumel2 lolz thats true

[cesaros11]

@FunnyRumel2 I thumbs downed...

[therainbowgeyser]

@FunnyRumel2 that depends......

[Ed43567]

These tips work... sometimes. Honestly coming from someone who has good experience with girls this will work only with the kind of girls that arent really worth your while. The better way to go is with the clever funny but not over the line texts. Girls like that kinda stuff. And if you open doors, pull out chairs and do all that chivalrous stuff then youre guaranteed. Only thing to avoid is saying theyre beautiful cause they hear that enough from every other guy. And just be confident.

[hathorrox]

@Ed43567 Hah that's exactly what I was thinking. The kind of girls who like this stuff are dumb and shallow. Chivalry is definitely the way to go! Oh it is so sweet

[Mrcabletwitch]

Im a VAGE :(((

[mccoll20416]

@Mrcabletwitch me too D: