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  • He sounds what he is, Jamaican. The irish roots in Jamaica go back to the 17th to 19th century. I think the world in terribly confused about the small but significant asia, arabic, British, and even Germanic(Seaford Town) minorities who are small but significant. Eddie Seaga was prime minister as late as the 1980's.

  • u need to make more vidjeos!!!!!!! lmao

  • lmao this was mad funny!!!!! u sell out mi yute!

    

  • he sounded a bit irish for a sec

  • its sad people still think a "jamaican" is a black man with dread locks and a spliff. The motto is "out of many one people" for a reason. You all think of Bob Marley as the typical Jamaican....who by the way is MIXED with white and black. smh if you dont understand now, you'll never understand the diversity of the Caribbean

  • dwl!!!

  • he sounds legit

  • my prime minister sesh who? ..'.we goin to batter, bruised and dead and shipwrecked' !!! typical jamaican style exhaggeration. lol

  • Lahd a merci

  • EDUCATION- Sou "OUR" future generations won't mess up like the last have done!

    White man need to get on knees and help black and red communities in TURTLE ISLAND(United States of America) az well in Caribbean and Africa!

    WE NEED EDUCATION CHILDREN

  • i like

    

  • Some people are so ignorant. "OUT OF MANY ONE PEOPLE" is Jamaica's National motto. If you don't know what that means read a book about Jamaica and its roots/history.

  • @msssr83 can you shut the fuck up please? You know nothing about Jamaica, its roots, or its people you live in the damn UK

  • @merciless41582 Pussy are you for real? So fucking what if I live in the UK. Suppose mi tell yuh mi born an grow ah Jamaica? Get ah life fassy. What the fuck yuh know bout me? It's amazing how people from one comment can make judgements and assume. Do people from Jamaica not travel abroad? Do people from Jamaica not decide to move to other countries? Bout its people....like mi rass family nuh still live deh. Kmt....Ignorant crosses. Find smaddy else fi ramp wid yuh hear dat.

  • @msssr83 yuh not a rasta yuh a fuckin wanker fuckin living in UK and claiming to be a rasta from jamaica yuh fuckery chat is nuh up to par yuh di same bitch who seh Aidonia was not pon di riddim

  • @merciless41582 Who seh any ting bout rasta? And yes ah yuh same one ah stalk mi comments them. Aidonia was not on the fucking riddim. (Shootout Riddim fr those interested) Di person seh ah Aidonia an ah did Busy Signal yet yuh still come back wid yuh fuckry waste argument. Look likkle internet gangster, go suck some pussy an low mi yah. Mi not even ah warant yuh wid ah next comment. Same reason mi block yuh rass yet yuh cme back again wid yuh low life self. Yuh life boring like. Dwl.

  • people are always so shocked to find whites in jam

  • Scallion in coconut oil!!...That shit was funny a hell...And stop twang.....lol

  • Thats no irish accent people lol thats how a jamaican sound when him a try speak proper english lol

    or Twang as we say it.

    but for real Jamaica a mash up people need to unite more and start be more patriotic, if not couple years time Trinidad will take over we island

  • Sounds a bit Irish...but just a Jamaican accent straight.

  • @smrfox99 that's funny i always found that irish/scottish accents sound a bit jamaican but this guy sounds 100% jamaican to me... never even thought of irish or scottish.

  • Lmao

  • vote fi di labarite hahaha

  • i think that he does have some irish accent in there.

  • he his jamaican.

  • I never realised how much Jamaicans sound like Irish till I visited England. It was quite an eye opener to me. Yes the guy is Jamaican, and as maaruz said, Jamaica is a nationality and not a race.

  • if anyone thinks this guy is not jamaican because he is white deserves to sit in the corner and wear a hat that says "I am so stupid"

  • you need to make an update video about voting labourite cause jamaica worse dan mash down now

  • @jamericanbum thats cause pnp in power 18 years slowly selling out we country to foriegn investors

  • is he jamaican?

  • labor right ...mi no like him

  • Lord have mercy...dis aint no joke...

  • I hear some Irish in there.

  • @mrtony80 this guy is 100% Jamaican but it can be said that many of the English speaking carribean islands have an Irish influence in their accent, if you Youtube Bajan Accent you will hear that island has an even more Irish influenced accent than Jamaica.

  • @mrtony80 yeah because they immigrated to Jamaica. I know alot Jamaicans who are half irish.

  • He is a True Jamaican! I love ya John your an amazing person!

  • What a funny labour wrong lol

  • Yeah man dis wan Jamaican fi true. Mi bredda in law look jus like em. Nuff white Jamaican deh.

  • Most DEFINITELY Jamaican.

  • HAHAHAHAHHAH..LOL

  • dis mans jamaica, most of the people that are saying he's not jamaican are not jamaican dem self and dont gimmi di half jamaican fuckry, IF YUH NUH BARN INNA J.A U NUH JAMAICAN

  • I am Jamaican and this man is 100% Jamaican he is combining a bit of patois and english and from the sounds of his accent he grew up in the country part of jamaica. Many jamaicans speak like him in the rural areas. For all you people who are shocked cos he's white plenty white people are from Jamaica. In the parish of westmoreland, Jamaica there is a place called seaford town/german town where u can find plenty white jamaicans and as we wud say in jamaica dem 'chat bad' the way the speak patois.

  • This is a true Comment!! My family is from German Town and our last names got changed from Müller to Miller over time

  • Yeah I heard that the light skinned people in St Elizabeth used to chat bad as well.

  • yep, you cant fake that. that is true Jamaican accent.

  • I don't know about you people below me but I think he's legit. I know some Jamaican white people who talk like that. Plus, there are some things you can't fake.

  • Exactly I've never seen an American or British comedian who's white and who can imitate this guy or MWJ! Just impossible!

  • scallion inna coke'nut hile hova flowa!!!!!!!! lmao.... dat ah real yardie fi seh hile.....

  • if we dont change course we going to batta bruise n ship wreck lol see we batta bruised and ship wrecked yah now. who thought the JLP did aggo better? i know i did too but seet deh! the place MASH UP worse and dem waan tax cup noodles!

  • cup noodles? ha ha!

  • No actually...I'm not American. So don't tell me about "you americans" becuase I'm not friggin one. And who ar you telling about different skin colors??? My great grandmother is Chiney! So who are you talking to?? My mother is from Westmoreland, My father is from Clarendon, And I am from Spanish Town. Any real Jamaican person can tell you this man is a friggin phoney. And since you know so much, "Cock mout kill cock, Yu fi talk and taste yu friggin tongue. Gwan go Mek use of dat.

  • U think this guy's a fake? But the thing is see, the non-Jamaican white people are really not good at putting on Jamaican accents at all, they just don't have the lingo and don't have the patwa down pat.

    They just can't do it. You know, they sound like Dan Ackroyd when he was in black face in Trading Places with Eddie Murphy.

    So I don't think this guy is a Ja-fake-un. Unless he's a Trini or Bajan or somebody and trying to be a Jamaican, but I dunno.

  • Ok no need to get hostile Mz. Thing. and yes you are being ignorant If you are half chiney like myself and from J.A then you should know that JA has many diff types of people. White being one of them. He is Jamaican. English Jamaican to be exact. He is my father. Nuh need fi all dem bad wuds. jus cool nuh man,

  • LoL.....there's no bogus accent at all..

  • im half guyanese and i can tell its authentic

  • LoL, yu mussi deya Texas too long. I've met the guy, true Jamaican, born and rasied in St. Mary.

    The man have the typical "uptown accent"...how a Jamaican like you caan pick that up is quite shocking.

  • it no matta how long u live dah u muss can chat 2 potwah fi prove sah u a jamacan mi no bileve a bomboclat

  • caan believe some a unnu a REALLY Jamaican an caan pick up him accent =\

  • @ kiss me i bet you are an american. no disrespect to americans but sometimes you people need to read about other countries history before assuming things. jamaica has many different races with the majority being black.

  • This man is not Jamaican.

  • um, yea he is???...

  • you gotta realize the majority og humankind are ignorant; they think inside a box; the man is a true yardie

  • this is cool as fuck. he looks like my uncle but sounds like a yardie. how are whit people treated in kingston? im from south london myself but is their any racist in j.a

  • There are some 'colorist, light skin worshipping ones yeah. I mean look at the Miss Jamaica nominees for the Miss Universe and Miss World competitions; almost never a dark skinned black put forward! LOL

    But I've heard that the Bajans are even WORSE, they can be rude with it, and the Trinis seem like they'd be plenty 'colorist' also.

  • mi a jamaican and i dont speak like this "cacknat hile" lol, Him really cuntry lol

  • Fuck sake- I hate it when people bother me with replies months after I posted, especially when they can't spell. I didn't even remember this stupid video and now it's come back to haunt me.

  • That fat white guy has the coolest accent I have ever heard on a fat white guy....besides Tony Soprano

  • ur an ass hes jamaican

  • ya for your info he was born and raised in jamaica sweet heart. it was a joke if you didnt get that part...

  • people are ignorant; this guy is jamaican and talks like any other black jamaican...jamaica ia a nationality & not a race, even thought africans the majority, there are all different races in jamaica...this is coming from a true yardie

  • lol..oh gosh..that was killer funny

  • Scientist have proven that where you are from has something to do with how you pronounce your words something about linguistics and genes that's why we have accents so even if a chiney man or a white man born in Jamaica he still will sound a little different

  • Genes don't have anything to do with it. Your mouth will physically form according to the language you speak as a child and so it set from then until, but if a white or asian child is adopted by black jamaican parents in jamaica, his accent will be exactly like the people around him. There is no genetic difference in accent. That all develops after you are born.

  • 'we goin batta bruise han shipwreck' lmao. i LOVE when non black jamaicans speak in the accent. i find it a novelty. love it love it!

  • haha my mom laughed so hard =D

  • hahaha" we are down to frying skellion in coconut oil and pouring it over dumplin" hahaha! that was so funny! again again!

  • lmao you funny porcia nah no sence mi nuh wrong you

  • OMG, it is so weird looking at him and hearing his voice...he sounds like my grandmother (RIP). He said H'oil...not oil...a true jamaican dat!

  • LOL 'We're gonna batter, bruise han shipwrecked!' and I love how his whole family was laughing at him, that must be his son walking behind his head and laughing at the poor guy! LOL

  • Actually he said 'We're gonna batter, bruise, dead, han shipwrecked!' God this is so funny I love to watch it sometimes!

  • lol naw it was his nephew. close tho

  • I don't think this guy is a put on.

  • big up jamaica, the whites, east indian, blacks, mulattoes, chinese, syrian!

  • I agree. Of course he's Jamaican, and anyone who doesn't think so is either hard of hearing, or doesn't know what they're talking about.

    Funny though...how there's AT LEAST one person who seems to question the authenticity of EVERY NON-BLACK person on YouTube who says they're Jamaican. Coincidence?? Hell no.

  • yo mi caan stop laugh, you really country fi true, only country people talk so lol. but in mi opinion when i was living in ja, the politics ting i was neva into and im still not into it. but man you made my day lol. post more vidioes.

  • whoie,,ha ha ha ha ,,help mi, ha ha haaaaaaa fri skelion inna coconat ile

  • washie top u bloodclaat noise.

    Of all the white people on the planet the Jamaican ones are the coolest.

  • a dat mi seh vote green lol

    they did listen to coz JLP won

  • He IS Jamaican. His accent is not "put on"--both rural and urban Jamaicans who are descended from 19th c. Celtic nationals speak like this.  Many of my friends from my neighbourhood in Northeast Kingston both look and sound like him. It is actually a patois brogue, since it was the Irish Republicans transported by the English govt. to Jamaica whose style of English became the predominant form among the slaves across the island. Funny video and a great knowledge of the political climate at home!

  • north east kingston...whish paat rouna irish town?

  • This video is sooo FUNNY! Makes me Laugh out loud. Anyway he sounds Jamaican to me--his profile indicates America but he could be living here just like I am. Enjoy the video and chill out...

  • haha im glad you get a laugh from this =) we were all bored and decided to have some fun. yes we are Jamaican but living in the states. i will deff. tell him ppl want to see more videos =)

  • Guys, just click his profile. It will tell you where he's from and it's not Jamaica.

  • profile says the states because that where we live. not where we were born from FYI

  • Nice vid, brought me back to my childhood and hearing the older folks talk about coconut oil over flour...CLASSIC...keep the vids coming..longer one next time

  • yea mon bless up u say st mary?? but dont like i jlp

  • mi leff J.A young, all mi know seh is dat orange and green a kill each odda, fi wat ? a color? ansa mi dis, do they own this particular color? i dont think so. ppl sshould be looking at which party can make jamiaca better and not at the color their neighbour is wearing.

  • Yhow!!! jus si da one yah!! an it bad. trus mi.

  • maddd!

  • good attempt at Jamaican

  • he's a real Jamaican...theres nuff white Jamaicans did you not know?

  • One month later....Apple..I can assure you he is not Jamaican born and his over-exaggerated pronunciation of words and the use of those words are a clear indication, furthermore, the biggest give away is when you click his profile it clearly says he is from America! food for thought perhaps?

  • I disagree. He could be living in the US but still from JA. That don't mean nothing.

  • Were you born in JA like me? because one Jamaican knows another!

  • No me no come from Yard, but me deh roun Jamaicans from long time and spend some time inna Kingston. First time me watch dis ya video me tink seh a some Yankee a try gwaan like him a Jamaican, but den me memba how some White Jamaicans me buck up pon a UWI (Mona) dida chat so.

  • I was born is JA, and he sounds Jamaican to me, I don't know what you see that convinces you surely that he is not Jamaican. There are plenty whites that come from JA

  • He is Jamaican.Many Jamaican talk like him.

  • i know it is kinda late but for the record he was born and raised in jamaica. =) lets not assume. and the exaggerated pronunciation was the funny part, cuz people dont expect to hear a Jamaican accent comeing from a white guy...

  • So where in the US do you all live then?

  • we live in FL.

  • Hey where in FL though? I went out to Jamaica when I was a kid where I saw Chinese, Indian and black Jamaicans, lived in London England and lived in south Florida and in NYC and I have still only come across white Jamaicans on YouTube! LOL

    Everybody else in my family has actually seen a white Jamaican! LOL I did once work with a white Grenedan woman who was raised in Jamaica though.

  • lol we live in orlando lol and i have family that lives in england that are white jamaican.. lol my dad is white jamaican my mom is chinese jamaican and me and my sisters are chiniese/english/jamaican lol

  • lol are u jamaican? my profile says canada...but that doesnt mean i wasnt born n raised for 15 years

  • If you took time to read, yes I am. My past comment is over 2 MONTHS old... I didn't even remember this topic. Keep up!

  • big up charlestown jamaica.... mi come from ochi stone throw away big up st.mary and st.ann lol and weh mi seh JLPPPP fi lifffeeeee

  • he sounds like an englishman trying to sound like a jamaican..

  • He sounds nothing like an Englishman. Definitely Jamaican.

  • But he does have an accent that is different, like a little bit of Scottish sound to it mixed in. Different regional, socio-economic, and ethnic groups within Jamaica do have a little bit different accents.

  • Well just like in the US...regions have different accents. I have friends who have a more harsh way of pronouncing words and the delivery of it would sound as if there arguing to someone who didn't understand thelingo. All in where you grew up my friend. When I moved fromKingston to the country I found the speech to be different. But we a all yardies.....peace.

  • Different to what? In Jamaica just like England every area has its own accent.

  • I don't think his accent is a regional thing but more of an ethnic historical thing. I've noticed that White Jamaicans tend to have a little more of a colonial English/Scotch accent in their speech than Black Jamaicans do. Which makes sense considering their original background even if it's hundreds of years ago, these things have a tendency to be passed on through generations.

  • Wrong. There are black Jamaicans that speak EXACTLY like him.

  • Probably the more stoosh ones though, no true?

  • I'm asking, not saying so, because tell you the truth, I never heard any black jamaicans with this kind of accent, but that doesn't mean anything really because I've only known certain places. I can say for sure, however, that some of the white jamaican professors i met at UWI did have this type of accent.

  • Well to put it that way, and now that I think of it...yeah pooosibly the more stoosh ones. Lol.

    No problem, I personally can say that because when I watch this video, I can close my eyes and picture the black Jamaicans I've known forever who sound like this, hehe. But I know that's not everyone's experience.

  • Not Stush...depends on what part of Ja.

  • yo, tek God outta politics man...and instead of begging people fi dem vote...maybe u should try and convince them by presenting some bread and butter issues for a start...okay, enough said.

  • yo, mi nuh mean fi swear, but FUCK DAT, di man a tel di truth. mi nuh deh a jamaica fi say a who a do it. mi deh abroad an mi can c dat jamaica a mash up fi reel. people always a kill ppl, but now it worse. jamaica so small and mi a tell the truth mi luv it more than anywhere else, but fi 2007, it was the worlds #1 place fi murda.that shit is messed up. jamaican ppl nuh matta wat culla, jamaica and its ppl can do better. mi no dat fi a fact

  • JA will rise again,,, no longa beautiful caribb island now IYAH, it is centre fe di gang warfare. Fiyah rein down pon di wiked daya! But Jamaica, she rise up u nuh, forward in a peaceful nation

    Selassie I throne

  • you kinda have a good point there sahyantis...but 'mek sure yu add me to di better breed list'...lol.

  • Is poor, suffering white Jamaican bwoy like dem ya mek Yardie don't vote Labourites for so long. Dem call demself Jamaican but dem only interact with dem yardbwoy and dem maid. Most Jammacca Ites weigh less than one-eighty, look how dis ya bwoy fat an a talk bout fry skellion. Only idiot and farrina dem guys ya can fool. MadwhiteJamaican seem like a better breed of white Yard yoot.Some a dem good,real good. But most a dem a elitist vampire.

  • my yute ya na kno whaaa ya a chat bout ya na ...

  • ur the one talking shit "my yute"

  • all the white jamaicans that live in ny live in long island!

  • wow the course has changed and all Jamaicans are eating steak, lobsters and gallons of milk daily,especially in the garrison neighbourhoods of Kingston. Thank god for the wonderful laborites Jamaica will have a bright and glorious future.

  • MORON.

  • yeeees lord!!!!!

  • That is too funny! Even though my family is traditionally PNP, I still feel your pain, my friend.

    That's why we moved to Canada!

    We still love yard, it just too hard! Peace.

  • yall think about it lol....theres black and white ppl that are both americans that dont like each other lol...so its going to be like that everywhere....just cause u in jamaica dont mean every black jamaican likes every white jamaican...same ting ah guwan dung deh so.

  • You see dis ... kiss it! Ignorant bumboclaut.

  • You see dis ... kiss it! You ignorant bumboclaut.

    Never mind ... you too stupid and fool fool.

  • What the fucks your problem. You sound like the pussyhole here. What yu get bruk up by a white bwoy? Hahahahahahaaha. unu ignorant bumbuhole mek me laugh.

  • Hey Killian181.

    How about you tell me where you live? I'm black born in Jamaica, and raised in the Tdot. It's fools like you where real Jamaicans like the rest of us have to work harder. Seriously, step to me like a man without you gun, and or you weapons, and I'll make sure to send you back to your god.

    ONE!

  • hey killian181 wha the fucks it got to do with you! your from uraguy were ever the fuck that is

  • ur so stupid, y u come on this page n write all these negative shit, if u call urself jamaican then y u cussin jamaicans u prick, jamaicans weather there white or black. like our moto say out of many 1 people n dnt follow up racism cus wat u dnt like done 2 u dnt do unto others!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • NEEDS MUST

  • omg killian181 is such a loser. him need smaddy wol him and beat him rass jus for being such a big idiot. gosh i cant stand stupid ppl yuckkk

  • haha killian181 idiot i just found out u not even Jamaican. get lost u retard.

  • jesus loves you killan

  • LOL SHUT YOUR DUMB ASS UP LOL

  • batta bruise hahaha. Funny vid. Seriously though I don't trust neither pnp or laborite, dem all di same. Ja really need some changes though.

  • Dis too rass funny ... shiprek.

  • ahahaahha hilarious

    pour coconut hile ova flour!!!!!!!!!!! haha

  • What? No ackee and saltfish? you crazy!

  • you look like my uncle

  • yes man vote Green

  • lololol

  • "we a battered bruised dead n shipwrecked" haha please post more videos that was hilarious

  • this is too funny, no more dumpling in oil now dat di laborite dem win. SURF AND TURF

    everytime my bwoy!!!!

  • funny, Funny, FUNNY!!

  • From one Jamaican to the next...Wicked!!!!

  • funny

  • I love this! Hysterical. Green it is!

  • p.s looking out for more videos from you.

  • lol i just see your video here for the first time today why u neva email me to let me know it wasup. youtube dont let me approve some video dem just go threw. walk good my friend.

  • Lmao man my family mek mih laugh!!real jockerz

  • man some people really need to learn how to chill out.. its a "joke" vid.. hence the reason it is "funny". JLP wins!! so whats your comment now cowward?

  • they won so i'm down with that ...change and all... including sucky comments that ppl like j88 reffering to me as an idiot (nice they closed the account...LOL)

  • o wait i meant tht comment for the idiot called 'crowward' lol