@Califoast Egentlig hedder det vel "Greetings from a Dane", siden det ikke er en hilsen fra hele Danmark. Du behøver vel ikke rette vedkommende, det er ikke alle, som er lige gode til engelsk, "idiot".
@Tinenisa Er det dig der er retarderet? Det behøver ikke at hedde "Greetings from a Dane".. Man kan sagtens sige "Greetings from Denmark" Og nej man hilser ikke for hele Danmark.
@Califoast Men siden at han/hun sætter "a" foran, må det jo være i ental. Derfor "a Dane". Og du hilser jo på Danmarks vejne, hvis du siger "Greetings from Denmark". :)
Yes No Welcome It's nice to meet you Goodbye Thanks My name is Do you speak english Sorry, i don't speak danish Will you help me Sorry Where's the toilet Yes No Welcome It's nice to meet you Goodday Goodbye Thanks My name is Do you speak english Sorry, i don't speak danish Will you help me? Sorry, where's the toilet.
Ja=Yes, Nej=No, Velkommen=Welcome, Det glæder mig at træffe dem=Pleased to meet you, Farvel=Goodbye, Tak=Thanks, Jeg hedder=My name is, Taler de engelsk?=Do you speak english?, Jeg kan ikke tale dansk=I can't speak danish, Vil de hjælpe mig=Could you give me a hand, Undskyld=I'm sorry - I wasn't able to hear all of them and they're probably not in order, but just figured I would help you out a bit :)
"jeg hedder" "who's Hilda?" Lmfao :D this is just too funny :D "jeg taler ikke dansk" seriously, are you kidding?! I almost thought for a second there you did :D hahahahahaha
Take it in the anus?! xD
Masawski1996 1 day ago
You're so cool buddy! :D
ROCKROLLnPIES 1 day ago
jeut heuder???
unnamedtuna 1 day ago
Hahahahahah, grineren!
TheMetteBM 2 days ago
" It's 2 Fast!" Maskinen " Nej " :D
sniperbjorn1 3 days ago 4
Slap af der går Ole henriksen i slutningen af videoen xD
SileXsnipe 1 week ago 6
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SileXsnipe 1 week ago
Taler de engelsk - Do i have a tight Anus? No
SileXsnipe 1 week ago 2
Haha! :D
MissFlying1 1 week ago
haha xD Undskyld = No! Im not screwed! :D
Cookiez1337 1 week ago
hahaha
Aaalfang 1 week ago
Hahaha. THis made my day - From a dane ;)
tornthedark 1 week ago 2
HAHAHA LMFAO......
Thechema1000 1 week ago
I'm from Denmark, and I couldn't stop laughing!
Tobu02 1 week ago 21
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Aaalfang 1 week ago
no tape in my anus, looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool haha nice vid man and i think i got a six pack of laughing of thisx)
rubenaunet 2 weeks ago 6
Undskyld - I'm screwed :D
KPSpower 2 weeks ago 2
"jeg taler ikke dansk" (i don´t speak Danish) is what you are suppost to say. But what you are saying is "i don´t speak dans" :P
lordwyrtz 2 weeks ago
Vil de hjælpe mig - yay de hseppen me heppen da jeppe
fabriciusbjerre 2 weeks ago
hahahahah hahahahah LOL!!!!
simonsimsandersson 2 weeks ago
Vil De hjælpe mig ?
SHUT UP !
Undskyld.
homeworld523 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
Undersøge - Im screwed haha
LordMoesepicskilled 2 weeks ago
don't worry m8 it's a hard language:P
Cellox987456 2 weeks ago 2
you are not danish you littel idiot im danish and i can
MrBonki123 2 weeks ago
Dude, You sound more like a Swedish person but great job! :D
MegaOsuGamer 2 weeks ago
not so good danish my friend:D
1FreestylerKiller 2 weeks ago
@1FreestylerKiller It's a start...
MegaOsuGamer 2 weeks ago
@MegaOsuGamer I know but just because I'm full Danish
1FreestylerKiller 2 weeks ago
Don't worry about the beer - it looks very danish XD
KolusBonus 3 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos 3
@KolusBonus
mathiaserikstrup 3 weeks ago
Sjov ting:
Gå ind på google oversæt og sæt til Dansk til Engelsk
og skriv så "hvorfor sidder der en hane på mit æsel"
MrCulmsee 3 weeks ago
@MrCulmsee Haha whys there a cock in my ass xD
afilje123 3 weeks ago
hopefully this video is a joke...
TheRiocap 3 weeks ago
undskyld - i'm scrued? :D
Jesperep1990 3 weeks ago
Det var så lidt! =) Jeg elsker også dig.
CHRLPTRSN 3 weeks ago
next week he i'll lern to speak finish :D
mrkylig 1 month ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA omg du er awesome
TheZemich 1 month ago
Det er jo fake.. Han siger det forkert med vilje, det er jo tydeligt at se.
deandrenavnevartaget 1 month ago
"la tæle ikke dansk"
det er grinern' xD
sisigina 1 month ago
Ole henriksen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jonas51423 1 month ago
fuck hvor grinern, flækkede for groft! xD
chillieskat 1 month ago
omg it sounds so funny when people from other countrys tryes to speak Danish.... They really suck at doing it
IceCream976 1 month ago
lol han lyder som dronning margrethe "det glæder mig at træffe dem" lol
duckson89 1 month ago 2
Hahahahhah! This was SO funny. it's been a long time since i laughed out loud to a youtube video. Gj! U did very well actually.
reebocken 1 month ago
Haha sjovt :)
palmkvist100 1 month ago
LOL You are fucking hilarious!! :_-)
legacyabq 1 month ago
Fuck hvor genialt!! Hahahhaa :D "ITS TOO FAST"... You seem very confused!
MiraSoerensen 1 month ago
fuck hvor komisk!!
zerocobra444 1 month ago
jeg hedder - Who's Hilda
christian3595 1 month ago
dansk er et let sprog... :D
Esprimo0117 1 month ago
0:55 ITS TOO FAST . no XDDDDDDD Cracked me up/ Ahahaha jeg fik grineflip :D
hottemy 1 month ago
HAHAHAHAHAH, so funny!
thesarahlovesmakeup 1 month ago
''jeg hedder'' 'who's hilda?'' XD love it
anto0561 1 month ago
danish is a hard language......no shit
lolzer0312 1 month ago
0:51 Undskyld - I'll screw
TheSourceCraft 1 month ago
1:14 Taler de engelsk - Dont stay in my anus
TheSourceCraft 1 month ago
HAHAHAH! "Jeg hedder" - "Who's Hilda?"
Youareacceptable 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
Det lyder som svensk, når han siger det. LOL!
Theawesomedonkey 1 month ago
Haha, this is hilarious! :D How did you get this idea?
Nymfen94 1 month ago
Hahahaha awesome!!
mi237 1 month ago
Tak du har lige lært mig det hele uden ad :P
DagitechCS 1 month ago
huhuhuh
heltutananledning 1 month ago
learn to talk swedish instead-then you understand both norwegian and danish
heltutananledning 1 month ago
@heltutananledning Bull-crap :D I've met a lot of swedish people who doesn't understand a WORD of danish! ^^
christianhaugboelle 1 month ago
How cute
LisbethGuldberg 1 month ago
tak- fak tak tak tak
xD
Aria4988 1 month ago
Tak
Wha?.... TAK TAK TAK!!
EMOJYTTE 1 month ago
jeg hedder = who's hilda? xD
owner54100 1 month ago 58
@owner54100 xD
SileXsnipe 1 week ago
Tak = thank i came from dennmark :=)
TMgames10001 1 month ago
LOL!!
TheMuffinBanana 1 month ago
It's too fast! - Nej.. = No..
mikkel436 1 month ago
LOVE IT.
MTPLUSSN 1 month ago
Laughing my ass of xD
13Thehe13 1 month ago
1:22-1:25 "Shut up!!!"... "Undskyld"
Haha best ever!!! It really was funny... (btw... Undskyld means: I'm sorry ;)
Line8pigen 1 month ago 2
Taler de engelsk - No tape in my anus
w00uw00uu 1 month ago 98
@w00uw00uu hahahahahhaha that was awesome :D
KPSpower 2 weeks ago
det gæder mig at the trafficlights - det skal jeg så meget til at sige :)
nicnaknoc 1 month ago
Det lød som Svensk da han sang "Tusinde Tak"
Newfoundlaander 1 month ago
shut up!
computer: undskyld
MsMiniMango 1 month ago
turn on CC and transcribe sound/voice
duskedennis 1 month ago
as a dane looking at this vid - it makeing me lafe hard.. relly nice
oasendk 1 month ago
Fantastisk! :D
DenBeyer 1 month ago
Velkommen :)
vindingvp 1 month ago
hahahahahhahhhahahahah
AcidTripWithStars 1 month ago
ha ha ha ha ha ha !!! thats great - greatings from a Denmark :-D
Izitra 1 month ago
@Izitra Du er god til at skrive engelsk :)
GREATINGS from A Denmark? O_________o
Greetings from Denmark, idiot.
Califoast 1 month ago
@Califoast Egentlig hedder det vel "Greetings from a Dane", siden det ikke er en hilsen fra hele Danmark. Du behøver vel ikke rette vedkommende, det er ikke alle, som er lige gode til engelsk, "idiot".
Tinenisa 1 month ago
@Tinenisa Er det dig der er retarderet? Det behøver ikke at hedde "Greetings from a Dane".. Man kan sagtens sige "Greetings from Denmark" Og nej man hilser ikke for hele Danmark.
Califoast 1 month ago
@Califoast Men siden at han/hun sætter "a" foran, må det jo være i ental. Derfor "a Dane". Og du hilser jo på Danmarks vejne, hvis du siger "Greetings from Denmark". :)
Tinenisa 1 month ago
velkommen hahah
owner2635 1 month ago
TROLOLOLLOLOLO
mollebjornen 1 month ago
Fucking fløk!
SlimShady1263 1 month ago
Fuck det er god griner det her :D
hvad er det han siger ? "Don't say anything about my anus?"
BobleCoint 1 month ago
Det her er fucking fedt, griner stadig selvom jeg har set den 100 gange, fucking episk :D
lass8477 1 month ago
haha jeg er tyrker og jeg kan selv dansk haha
owner2635 1 month ago
haha flækker fandme af grin
duskedennis 1 month ago
HA screw this i am danish :P
TheDanishPotato 1 month ago
I still love this video and I'm watching it over and over again xD Selv på en dårlig dag for denne video mig til at le :D
XDDolmioXD 1 month ago
Nice try anyways :)
rasmuss25 1 month ago
This is so funny xD
Oriuagor91 1 month ago
hahahahahahahahahahah nice lavet ;)
PassFissn 1 month ago
awesome xD
BEANINAT0R 1 month ago
@DEEZMAN666 Why would you try to speak Danish :)?
MegaRocket00 1 month ago
You are pretty good=)
Du er ganske god=)
killer55909 1 month ago
I love your little '1000 tak'-dance
We love you too, thanks for a great laugh mate
AdrialeEU 1 month ago
xD hahahahaha
AdrialeEU 1 month ago
Why are you learning danish?
MarieKristy 1 month ago
Haha, I'm danish and this is so hilarious :D! Keep up the good work, I subscribed and liked this video! :D!!!
AppleThaKiD 1 month ago
HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!! AAHH omg dude you're awesome i'm danish theres nothing more intertaining than people who try to talk danish xD
xXKittyTVXx 2 months ago
hahahahaha i didnt knew our language was so offensive when somebody try to say it XD
BCete 2 months ago
fuck hvor nice mand!
BOMHEADSHOTZ 2 months ago
Hahahaha.... Det glaeder mig at traeffe dig" - "da gelder on da traffic lights"
Love it :)
dextc 2 months ago 51
@dextc Ja det er rigtig sjovt at høre på ham, rigtig sødt xD
Newfoundlaander 1 month ago
"SHUT UP"
"unskyld (sorry)"
TheSonder 2 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
"Undskyld."
"screw."
"Jeg hedder."
"WHO'S HILDA?"
TheStrangers001 2 months ago 2
Hahahahh! :D I'm a Dane, and I just canb't stop laughing!!!! :D
znottie555 2 months ago
haha ;D
Appelsinjonkey53 2 months ago
lol
arsenal1234567891000 2 months ago
When you're a Dane, this video is so much more fun! :-D
YouShouldTryMeInBed 2 months ago 4
You sound gay when you copy a womans pitch xD
KarolineSadowski 2 months ago
Haha! This is so funny ! Being a dane, and watching this is so great! :D
TheElholm 2 months ago
hvor er det bare sjovt. NOT
xFLAMeHD 2 months ago
@sigart ad a bottle of wine and u've nailed it^^
chesirish 2 months ago
Dont't Talk about my Anus! 1:11
WilliamVinterberg 2 months ago
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WilliamVinterberg 2 months ago
lol du KAN ikke lære det!
MrJakson112 2 months ago
det lyder som han snakker svensk XD
Ipod2000Z 2 months ago
Fak hahahaha :D
michdova 2 months ago
Han snakker som sydney lee! :D
ackerish 2 months ago
jeg syntes det ret flot?
Hannia12345 2 months ago
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WilliamVinterberg 2 months ago
2-3 more beers and you would have nailed it ;)
WilliamNightma 2 months ago 2
@WilliamNightma 2-3? Is this the Danish way or not? At least 6.
Sigart 2 months ago
@Sigart true, but eventually he will pass out then.
WilliamNightma 2 months ago
@WilliamNightma True. Non-Danes... wusses the lot :p
Sigart 2 months ago
haha "tie up your anus" HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
sevkoiseric 2 months ago 3
oh god! that was epic xD
KaptajnKaffe 2 months ago
kristian1115 2 months ago
du er godt nok ik så god til dansk jeg kommer fra danmark
22166689 2 months ago
That's awesome. I've watched it for a couple of time, so funny.
I'm from Denmark, so you have done a pretty good job, hahahah.
yourloveisimpossible 2 months ago
Cumputer: Are u screwd?
Man: "Screwd no NO!" :D
BoogalooCat 2 months ago
00:41 - 00:43 "Tie up the anus?" xD
BoogalooCat 2 months ago
dude you just awsome :D
ThePelleFrom 2 months ago
Ja=Yes, Nej=No, Velkommen=Welcome, Det glæder mig at træffe dem=Pleased to meet you, Farvel=Goodbye, Tak=Thanks, Jeg hedder=My name is, Taler de engelsk?=Do you speak english?, Jeg kan ikke tale dansk=I can't speak danish, Vil de hjælpe mig=Could you give me a hand, Undskyld=I'm sorry - I wasn't able to hear all of them and they're probably not in order, but just figured I would help you out a bit :)
MrOblivionLP 2 months ago
haha this is so funny! XD
xXRoyOfDemaciaXx 2 months ago
Danish people can't stop laughing!!!!! hahahahaha xD
venice4050 2 months ago 3
Haha "jeg kan ikke tale dansk"
"uuhm year okay?" :D
Redpo0p 2 months ago
Dude this is fun :D
Lassewienke 2 months ago
"De Gea on the traffic lights" Haha..
MrDonUrmager 2 months ago 3
"SHUT UP!!
"undskyld.. " xDDDDDd
GilbertNightrayOff 2 months ago 2
elsker hvordan alle udlændinge lyder som folk fra bornholm når de så sødt prøver at tale dansk XD
thefilthierknight 2 months ago 17
hahahhahahahaahhahaahahahahahahahaha dude she says nothing about your anus she says "do you speak english":D
TheAndersW 2 months ago
tak
Fuck xD
boksepude 2 months ago
- Shut up!
- Undskyld
That's priceless :P
gralegath 2 months ago
''taler de engelsk''
''tag ham i anus''! :D
Andreascfc1101 2 months ago
''Its too fast !!''
''Nej -_-'' hahaha
thegamingworld100 2 months ago
@thegamingworld100 Det er sgu en flabet maskine han har der :P
gralegath 2 months ago
@gralegath haha lol han er jo okay :)
thegamingworld100 2 months ago
@thegamingworld100 mente at det var computeren der var flabet når den sådan svare igen :P
gralegath 2 months ago
As a danish person I must say, you sir, are a natural at speaking danish.
iluanimXD 2 months ago
"Taler de engelsk?"
"Dont talk about my anus!"
MathiasDK170399 2 months ago
Det her er fucking episk! thumps up hvis du forstår mig ;)
YGdirektor 2 months ago 118
@mrbjarkeandersen Epic xD
Smokingmaddogg 2 months ago
"Jeg hedder"
"Who's hilda?" Hahahahahah! :-D
FrederikkevHappy 2 months ago 68
He sounds swedish :D
molli986 2 months ago 3
I have seen this video 3 times to day and it's funny every time ! :D
Good luck ;)
ennah1234 2 months ago
det glæder mig the traffic lights! xD thats humor :D
madsfucker 2 months ago 3
"Undskyld" "I'm screwed? It's too fast!!" "Nej" "Nej" xD
Hahaha, this is hilarious. xD
xAnneP 2 months ago
Sooooooo funny!:-D
'Taler de engelsk?'
'Tie up the anus?'..... You're not that good at it!(;
MmMmMallepigen 2 months ago
Your so funny! I laughed so hard. Thank you man
Marleenrix 2 months ago
Tusind thaark xD
klimzo 2 months ago
"jeg hedder" "who's Hilda?" Lmfao :D this is just too funny :D "jeg taler ikke dansk" seriously, are you kidding?! I almost thought for a second there you did :D hahahahahaha
molli986 2 months ago
Jeg er dansker og det er sjovt at se folk fra andre lande prøve på at tale dansk:D
122kira122 2 months ago
OMG is so funny :D
make a longer video about Danish language :-)
THEpingotofly 2 months ago
He sounds like a indish guy try to speak danish LOL
dnbcomboo 2 months ago 2