Waiting: Monty's Dinner Scene

[tlv156]

The hooker and I.....

[samurai2828]

Funniest scene in all comedy movies right here

[DanGan808]

LOL! Great comedy! Right here!

[lessthanthreemetal]

excuse me...the hooker and i

[sabrinaleeuk]

"That's why i stick to anal sex"

"Hmmm, if only i had been so lucky"

HAHA! Quality!

[dude12394]

what movie is this?

[sabrinaleeuk]

@dude12394 Waiting

[robertcntn]

they could be more honest w/ eachother..

[snowcloud8]

oh my....well...that was....surreal...

[absolzap82]

Deadpool Moment.

One internet for all who understand the reference.

[Bondman95]

call me crazy but monty mom is a milf...

[TaskDragoon]

@Bondman95 Crazy...

[TheKurauchiha]

and monty is just like " leave me the hell outta this" at the end XD

[sabrinaleeuk]

@TheKurauchiha You mean Dean? :)

[TheKurauchiha]

@sabrinaleeuk i think xD

[Dragonblack90]

WoW....just WoW

[r1ch0372]

the "hooker and I"...lol

[All4animeee]

Is anyone else turned on by Ryan Reynold's voice alone? I mean, he is hot as it is, but something about his voice just makes him sexier. Heheheheheeh

[slumberco060]

I love how they involve Dean in the conversation. 

[habsfan93]

2 peoples dads didnt pull out

[shogunrommel]

@habsfan93 Actually, I think their dads did pull out but we've all seen the tragic end of that one. ;)

[krazyboyle1]

Me and the ho

.

The whore and I

[jarnobaank]

the veryyy best

[sosor3l]

disease infested prostitute... well that's a future

[christentze]

i love the tone the mom uses when she's like, "Yes, well, your father pulled out and we've all seen the tragic end to that story." lol the quiet way she says it makes it so much funnier.

[the6cow6god6]

i tried 2 watch this with a straigh face.....i made it 2 "while taking the lords name in vein *smiles*

[robertlewisvazquez]

WOW! it reminds me of my conversations with my mom.

[mike12572]

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[peterdabest94]

"while taking the Lord's name in vain" and then he smiles ROFL!!!

[kairaw16]

Anal is bad for u

[childsca]

I love how accepting his mom is.

[dutchess2121]

LOL. This is so my parents.

[DreamgirlBlue]

oh my gosh my friend and his mom talk like that to each other it's soooo horrible when im around them

[IGotsAMouthForWar]

i would love to be dean in that situation

[satyricon451]

"the hooker and I." Best line ever.

[kearnej]

id do wendy malik in her ass

[greenhaze129]

" Your father pulled out too and we've all seen the tragic end in that story"

Damn that hurted me lol

[cialumba89]

ryan is the man

[Dresden1065]

"The hooker and I"......"EXCUSE me. the hooker and I"

LOOOOOOOL

[roomie1120]

When he said "Of course I'm being safe, I pull out." It killed me cause my life long best friend said the same thing to me, LMAO

[iouakick]

awesome

[TheGuyFromBulgaria]

and that with the anal sex loolllol hahaha ha aa :D:D:D

[cribb]

I love it when he says "Well, from there it was just a blur of intravenous drug abuse and unprotected sex...while taking the Lord's name in vain" hahaha hilarious

[FuzzehPeach]

"Me and the hooker went back to my place---"

"The hooker AND I."

"Scuse me... the hooker and I"

AHAHA i love ryan reynolds, he's hilarious

[satyricon451]

I have to say again, the best line ever! "The hooker and I."

[Dipsetinstrum]

"thats why i stick to anal sex"

fucking ryan reynolds is a god of funny

[smexiichic911]

"mom of course im being safe, i pull out"

omg ryan ur tha best!! and soo damn sexii!!

[xbloodybitchx]

Brilliant!

[spoonman000]

Intravenous drug abuse and unprotected sex...while taking the lords name in vein.

[kenx213]

Sounds like a normal conversation I would have with my mom everyday. lol

[rawrrautumnrawrr]

@kenx213 mee, too. (; xb

[fortytwosteelstrings]

I tried this conversation with my mom today... it didn't go as well.

[TheTrueSalpan]

@fortytwosteelstrings Thank You god for giving us brave men

[Tukee85]

@fortytwosteelstrings LOL, if I tried saying any of that to my mom, she'd probably run me over with her mustang!!!!

[MrAndrewshepard]

@fortytwosteelstrings youre a fuckin idiot

[deathkitten109]

oh god, i have a terrible feeling this is what it's going to be like if i ever have a kid

[GRIMISING]

has any one ever been in situations like this where they hang with some ones parents and there bad mouthing them??

i think thats one of the most awkward moments in the universe lol

[eggwoman123]

theyre*

[josh420masterB]

they're

[Legba85]

@GRIMISING Plenty of fucking times, buddy. Only F.U.B.A.R. times 30.

[SkaterKidd77]

@GRIMISING yes very uncomfortable. I just sat there and tried not to laugh

[HARLEYMK69]

I die laughing at how monty says

"thats why i stick to anal sex" rofl

[juancarlos1362]

haha yup...

"me and the hooker,"

-"THE HOOKER AND I"

"excuse me:)"

[XSyntheticxRomanceX]

hahaha that was the best:)

im terrified thats what my kids gonna be like lol

xx

[dianasegura1]

ahaha funny as hell

justin long looks so cute and uncomfortable

[lovepiinke]

doesnt my mom look old,like older than she rightfully should...lmao

[cadilacvos]

the best line is - I pull out...

[CPUAI101]

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree!

LOL!

[bloodyrose1985]

LOL! LMAO!

Dean looks VERY uncomfortable! I'd hate to be in that situation.

[rololayloo]

"The hooker and I" LOL That almost killed me. Funny as hell.

[happymike44]

Notice how she laughed while sipping the wine.

This is so freaking funny I mean if I talked like this with my mom she would die of heart failure.

But you got to admit he really knows how to hit the punch line.

[creepygurllovestokio]

i though this didnt happen but it did ughhh

[SkaterKidd77]

"then drove, while intoxicated to pick up this disease infested prostitute"

me and my friends were laughing so hard at that part

[miguelisalive]

His Mother reminds me so much of my English teacher!

[Shiko88]

would u fuck her? ur teacher

[miguelisalive]

ew, you are a disgusting pervert!

[Shiko88]

and you look like the girl/boy in the LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE video

[miguelisalive]

Wow, you must really need glasses. Or you just may be simply retarded because Chris Crocker isn't Hispanic.

[IDrinkAl0ne]

Shiko88 is just a turd tickler

[platinummushroom]

hello

[dirtd1]

This vid is tooooooo funny!!!!

[toyotas2006]

1:10

OF COURSE I'm being safe!

I pull out!

LOL

[Jesse24722]

HILARIOUS!

[MRPICOBOULEVARD]

safe sex= anal

[WesleyPipes42O]

yeah thats what the gays thought in the 80's

[OMGUWONT]

and look wher that got them

[letsdothepanic]

"...while taking the Lord's name in vain."

lmao xD

[Bosphorus32]

I'd do the mom

[FacultyFan]

a Hells yeah

[suttonc]

"I pull out" hahahaahahahahaahahahaaaa

[lillindze11]

thats how i talk 2 my mom... lol jkjk

[chumbulezco]

This movie from begining to end every line is cleaver,5 stars.

[Libitina72]

This is a funny scene!!!! Dean's face is classic

[cub1698]

dont u just luv famliy diners lol

[ydnab]

That's why I stick to anal sex...

Hmm, if only I had been so lucky.

Awesome!

[motox311]

i pull out lol

thats why i stick to anal sex

this is the best movie ever!!!!!

[Sanref]

oh wow

[imotralbrohan101]

AH! lol

[hockey525man]

the hooker and i

[youfuckinshuk]

hands down best scene ever!

[jayt3062]

i love how the only thing the mom comments on is his improper grammer

[GothenburgPanic]

Grammar.

[erskine589]

pwnt.

[unganster44]

lol someone is talking about grammar when they don't know how to correctly spell it,,,,

(jayt3062) lol again...

[maymi93]

@GothenburgPanic Gram-mar or Gram-mer

[kristjannuus]

@GothenburgPanic Absolute win...XD

[SternguardSaint]

@GothenburgPanic Way to be a douche. Also props on me for replying two years later :D

[stopXreadingXthis]

@GothenburgPanic Win. xD

[porrsmurfen]

@GothenburgPanic Touché :D

[LavenderLiar]

@GothenburgPanic It's funny because while that was a spelling based mistake, people still probably find it ironic. Zi-ing.

[bslow22]

@GothenburgPanic I think he was trolling given the "is his" and the lack of capitalization on Mom.

[delaineeeee]

that line is the only reason she did the part. :D

[nealfan]

rotflmmfao

[Mogisha]

god i love this damn movie

[Fan119]

ROFL