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  • @atillathegun Obama

  • Who the hell was that on the door @ 0:35?

  • Deep,deep,DEEP down...Jake cares :)

  • 4 dollas please

    the videos are free

    BUT I HAD TO PAY FOR FIRED

  • the glass table should protect him

  • This video lied, "Videos are free, Forever."

  • This is so sweet. <3

  • QOTE VIDEO"S ARE FREEEEE FOREVER... what happened to their 30 min special?

  • Videos are free.

    For now.

    Forever!

    But now we have Fired. Amir was right...

  • 0:34 fat lady staring at cam

  • how can he pee if he just drained the main vain on a cake!

  • It wasn't counter clockwise -.-

  • @zorrderschnitter2 actually it was lol.

  • The intro says 4 dollars please and coincidentally "Fired" the Jake and Amir movie costs 4 dollars

  • Anyone notice that the opening stated that all videos would be free of "Jake and Amir"....Then they make a 30 minute episode that was have to pay for to watch? CONTRADICTION ! 

  • I'd actually would do anything to work with JAKE AND AMIR! they'd make my job sooo much easier!

  • "videos are free" "for now" "forever" jake and amir fired :)

  • @darkfire12 fuck off and stop bitching. there shit is gold

  • VIDEOS ARE FREE FOREVER? WHAT ABOUT THAT MOVIE IS IT NOT A VIDEO

  • im pretty sure he was rubbing clockwise

  • "videos are free"

    "for now"

    "for ever"

    then why the hell do i have to pay to see fierd?!?!?!?!?!

  • @hockeylost Amir never lies ;P LOL

  • hahaha, amir is jewish, and his excuse was he dropped a coin.

  • "videos are free, for now, for ever!" hmm.. pretty sure they have a 30 min video that you have to buy now

  • Thats like me telling my gf how to aply the mayonase to my sandwitch.

  • @1016austin please fish for upvotes harder

  • The special fired is like for 30 min and only 3 bucks if you goto the website I could find that much change instantly

  • Videos are free forever.......F*cking lier

  • Jake said the videos are free forever.

    He lied :(

  • Gursh, i <3 Amir!!!!!!!!!!

  • "videos are free forever" ........... -.-

  • Rub it counter clockwise bitch xD

  • "videos are free forever"? your special begs to differ

  • Amir is so cute when he's scared :)

    Even cuter when Jake helps him :')

  • It wasnt clock wise ....

  • Poor Amir *rubrubrub*

  • i like the way jake says the videos ore free but i have to pay if i want to watch "fired"

  • jakes looks fine ;)

  • If you´re gonna say it twice, just say it once!

    If you´re gonna say it twice, just say it once!

  • RUB IT COUNTER-CLOCKWISE BITCH! xD

  • Run it counter-clockwise you bitch! Xd

  • finish watching all the Jake and Amirs.

    what's Hardly Working?

  • Bitch at 0:35 stares into your soul.. scary shit.

  • just wondering, are all jake and amir episodes on youtube, (i.e the 230 episode long playlist im watching right now) or will I have to watch them all on collegehumors website? Or does neither site have all episodes? Recently I cant get enough of J & A so want to watch all of them.

  • @Chelseaboy1803 There are quite a few scattered around youtube in a disparate manner which you won't find on the collegehumor website or youtube channel. Try jakeandamir1 and amirblumenfeldtv. Their first ever episodes can be found at 9494blahblah. They also did some for Bacardi and there is a lot of stuff on jakeandamirouttakes. They also upload new episodes to the collegehumor website every tues and thurs. Good, now I sound like a bit of a creepy/intense J&A stalker...

  • I wouldn't mind waiting out a storm with Jake.

    ...Just sayin'.

  • me: top two comments are the same

    everyone: cool

    me: just thought id let ya know

  • For the love of god can I please work at collegehumor?

  • Lol!!

  • 0:34 hot bitch mid bottom

  • AHAHAHAHHAHA, I lovvvvvvvvvvvvve Amir! (L) Jake's funny too! :D

  • Dont you hate when the top comments are the same :P

  • Lol at 0.12 it says gullible on the roof behind them

  • @CelloJello555 you ALMOST got me you son of a bitch ;) haha

  • @CelloJello555 Oh god. I've never actually fallen for that until this moment. I'm going to go wallow in shame now.

  • Counter clockwise BITCH! lol ohhhh amir ;) how i love you so :)

  • Don't worry Amir. The sun'll come out Tomorrow Bet your bottom dollar That tomorrow There'll be sun!

  • Aw amir is adorable aww

  • I really want 2 comments that say: i hate when the 2 top comments are the same, to be the 2 top comments!! ;D

  • That was adorable. :)

  • its stupid that the top comments are the same

  • it's funny how the top two comments are the same... and then my comment will be voted up and then randoms will start to wonder...

  • 0:03-0:04 LIES!!!!

  • aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw. that is so cute

  • jake and amir aree so cutee togetheeeerrrr

  • at the beginning they looked like they were peeing.

  • videos aren't free...fucking liars. love jake and amie...but fuck you guys.

  • @DCUniverseFAN1 Hmm... Spelling error You're*

    -WNB Youtube police

  • Shut the fuck up about fired guys. It's 3 bucks. If you guys complain about it that much use it to buy yourself a can of beans.

  • People can't realize that Fired is a SPECIAL. It is not a normal video and thus is not treated like a normal video. Think about it like that Spongebob movie years back; People watched the series all the time for free, yet don't care at all when they have to pay to watch the movie.

  • @KageKiller245 while I agree about not complaining that something ISN'T free, who watched the series for free?

  • The lies...I'm so betrayed...

  • I want jake to rub my back ^_^

  • the vids are not free forever, let me remind u about "fired"

  • @ThatsSoNorwegian quit bitching 

  • AHHHH i just peed a little in my pants

  • There should be more videos like this.

  • Who see's two coins above Amir's head when Jake walks in the office?

  • @Ryguy2215 Those aren't coins, they're just shiny parts of the floor.

  • I just realized how much respect I lost for you guys when I heard this vids into...

  • @Manishh95 cool.

  • @shadowario why you buggin me man? arent you kinda pissed that you they lied about free videos?

  • @Manishh95 lol, dude its three dollars, do you seriously not have 3 dollars to spare?

  • @shadowario guess not :S

    +dunno how to pay

    +gotta ask parents cause im only fkn 15 soon to be 16

  • @Manishh95 just buy a five dollar gift card.

  • rub it counter-clockwise bitch!

  • For some reason my mind was randomly screaming: "JUST KISS HIM ALREADY." No? Just me?

  • I use to be of afraid of all that noise and thunder and stuff...listen to music and hide in the closet and no one rubbed my back -.- Its coo...

    <3 from LA.Liz

  • "Videos are free"

    "for now!"

    "forever..."

    Now to buy Jake and Amir "fired" it's 3 bucks.... these horrible lies...

  • @maeganwalker01 this was in 2009, how were they going to know that they would do that in the future. why are you calling them horrible lies. they made like 200+ episodes for free and for a thirty minute special all they are asking is for 3 bucks. Is it really that hard to pay 3 dollars

  • @MrDarkMuscle its a fuckin joke. why are you making it a big deal?

  • @OnFire0003 lol true

  • @maeganwalker01 whyd you copy that other chicks comment?

  • Videos are free forever?

    I would like to turn your attention to 'Jake and Amir: Fired'.

  • @Dragodemon000 thats exactly what went through my mind when i heard that

  • it was shining out and there was a storm?

  • rub it counter-clockwise bitch! LOLOL

  • Jake: "Video's are free"

    Amir: "For now-"

    Jake: "Forever"

    ME: "What about the new special fired?! I have to pay $3 to see that >:(

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  • @CassandraTunes i downloaded it illegally.

  • @XLUpLoaderXL Where?

  • @CassandraTunes piratebay just search 'jake and amir fired' and done!

  • @XLUpLoaderXL Do you have to pay or join the site to download?

  • @thagrammarnazi nope not at all just download the torrent and wait for it to finish..

  • @XLUpLoaderXL Good stuff, the only one i could find was 11 minutes long though?

  • @thagrammarnazi piratebay org torrent/6738616/Jake.and.Amir.­Fired.WebRip

    full video (accept for first minute...)

  • @XLUpLoaderXL Thanks very much mate :)

  • @thagrammarnazi np :)

  • Yeah I just downloaded it but it won't let me play it, thanks anyway mate I'll just buy it from their site lol, very appreciated anyway.

  • @XLUpLoaderXL

    And why exactly do you have the need to post the torrent of fired at the comment section of J&A?

    Jesus fucking christ this world is filled with douche bags.

  • @SlipAllCityToy are you actually that stupid or are you just acting like a moron? i do it to prevent people from spending their money when you can get it for free... like you wouldnt use the link. and even by a stroke of luck CH finds out about the torrent and deletes it, within hours someone elese would upload it and share it with the world, and yeah the world is filled with douchebags, and you're the biggest one.

  • @XLUpLoaderXL

    Oh my god, when you're sending a total random a link to a torrnet he might not know the whole deal, these guys has made countless of videos free of charge for your entertainment and then they do a half hour special and charge 3 dollars for it, so we could show a little appreciation and let them get something from the actual videos they have done.

    And you send the link to the torrent to a random dude in a Jake and Amir video..

    I think you're the douchébag here.

  • @SlipAllCityToy I agree.

  • @CassandraTunes was just about to comment that

  • @CassandraTunes Lol thats exactly what i thought when i listened to the opening credits xD

  • @CassandraTunes

    thats not a video, its a movie

  • @CassandraTunes That's a movie...

  • @CassandraTunes your pissed about 3 dollars? wow you must be the 99%

  • Jake, you fucking liar.

  • The intro lied!

  • @eagle5104

    weeeel, maybe they thought that since you have been watching J&A forever for free you would love to give them $3 dollars.. and see the half hour special.

  • Whatever happend to free forever?.. :(

  • I love jake

    

  • Jake is a liar

  • What jake said in the intro isnt true their charging us $2.99 to watch the thirty minute vid...still....watching it

  • @anabanana0217 true.......i apoligize :(

  • LIARS!!! FREE MY ASS!! >:(

  • @themexicandynasty There's a difference between a 2 minute video and a 30 minute special that probably took a lot of time and money to create...chill out

  • Jake, you lied to us...bitch

  • after amir said "4 dollars please" i gave him 1 cent and let me watch.

  • Hell Yeah! Videos are free forever!

  • Awwww. So cute.

  • i think amir just did too much acid.

  • oooh u are such a tough guy AAAAAH......... sorry i just peed a little in my pants

  • @TheYoungCuh yes.... that is what he said, isnt it?

  • @stevothemanlyman Hmmm... I think so... Isn't it?

  • @TheYoungCuh ill have to watch it again to confirm, but i do believe thats exactly what he said

  • @stevothemanlyman Yeah... You do that...

  • @TheYoungCuh i did, and i can confirm.... thats what he said

  • @stevothemanlyman Yay!!!! One star for you *

  • @TheYoungCuh I DID IT????

  • @stevothemanlyman No, You Fail... If you would have done it you would have gotten a gold star.... BITCH!!!

  • @TheYoungCuh that sentence is redundant

  • @stevothemanlyman Your life is redundant.

  • I would write Sarah a love letter.

  • Ugghh. Ok. Im on number 47. I guess ill watch another 45 tomorrow while I'm finishing tonights english home work.

  • about an 30 minutes ago i decided to get something to drink

    i have been watching this the whole time instead.

  • just one more video.....

  • You had at least one Amir-free hour and you had to go and find him, Jake.

  • lol at the translator

  • Jake was rubbing it clockwise the whole time

  • 1:48 and up is FuNnY aS fUg.

  • I just peed myself lolzor

  • I wish to one day have romance as cute as Jake and Amir have! ♥

  • Thumbs up if you were watching this while there was a storm outside.

  • Amir is so hip.

  • oh my lord i just peed a little in my pants. hahahah:)

  • Jake is adorable!!!

  • Amir's right, Youtube won't be free forever..

  • oh my lord i jus peed lol

  • wanna hear something that blows ur mind?

    ami doesnt exist... jakes imagination created amir so his retarded side wont come out

  • @DarkKnight132 Who are you? M. Night. Shamalamalamalamala...mala?

  • @DarkKnight132

    xDDDDDDDDDD

  • Thumbs up if you jumped when the thunder sounded! :)

  • RUB IT COUNTERCLOCKWISE BIITCH! ooooooooh Amir -3

  • lol im just a tough guy all the time xD

  • jake look like he's wearing a hat in the thumbnail lol

  • who else hates  the Obama cut out?

  • I like it when jake's actually kinda nice to amir. :)

  • bad acting in that one...

  • I love how much Jake truly cares for Amir

  • if they started charging 4 dollars... i'd pay it

  • PWNTHEOWNER48.

    we can read.

  • Tags: Jake and Amir Storm thunder lightening scary best friends office collegehumor originals chtv 
  • gay marrige is no longer illegal in new york. so why dont they friken get married already???!?

  • @pinkguitargirl100 cause they aren't gay...?

  • @spoogeling oh please it's obvious they're in love! :)