Why Cant You Throw Out a Jesus Statue? - Chick Comedy

[Jadespeakschinese]

Not sure why so much yelling about Christians....our cross can't have Jesus on it because that would go against our belief that he died and rose again O.o So it's just pure comedy to me.....

[brooklynchild66]

Look Italian and Black made such a beautiful Funng garl see wat we can do italians if we join forces i dont why italians hate us blacks so much

[ZEGO24x]

She's good - loved it...

[SpoonHurler]

Silicy does lie in the middle of the the Mediterranean... rather close to Tunisia and Libya actually... so if it is Silician it would make sense to have many African influences.

[Anfmethodjor]

I love her African looking blouse.

[0311RFLMN]

@Anfmethodjor whats so african about it.

[Anfmethodjor]

@0311RFLMN The cut and the patterns.

[TriaMaxwell]

Heh, can't throw away a stature because you are afraid of losing your imaginary friends.

[TheTrojantroy]

@TriaMaxwell Jesus loves ya wether you believe or not. Come back to Him.

[TriaMaxwell]

@TheTrojantroy Nah, too smart to believe in your imaginary friend. 

[TheTrojantroy]

@TriaMaxwell He still loves you...

[TriaMaxwell]

@TheTrojantroy He can't because he's not real....

[TheTrojantroy]

@TriaMaxwell Your not real

[TriaMaxwell]

@TheTrojantroy If that's true then as is typical for Christians, you are talking to something that isn't real.

[TheTrojantroy]

@TriaMaxwell I'm just using the same logic that your using (AKA if I say it it must be true)

[TriaMaxwell]

@TheTrojantroy Christians have been doing it for years, why stop now?

[TheTrojantroy]

@TriaMaxwell We've presented facts, your just not listening.

[TriaMaxwell]

@TheTrojantroy No, you have presented a bad work of fiction who's substance was decided by a bunch of old men called the Council of Nicea. The Bible is a control mechanism, and no imaginary guy is getting my ten percent.

[TheTrojantroy]

@TriaMaxwell It's not like they completely destroyed the other books that didn't go into the Bible. They just where either A) inaccurate or B) unnecessary. As for it being a control mechanism, what ever gave you that idea?

[callowaymotorcompany]

@TriaMaxwell I think your talking about the CHRISTIAN bible.

[mirrorreflex]

@TriaMaxwell I lot of people who aren't Christian still believe historically that Jesus existed. If you don't believe he existed how do you explain A) The origin of Christianity B) The reason time is split into BC (before Christ) and AD (Anno domini- Latin for in the year of our Lord)

[TriaMaxwell]

@mirrorreflex Simple, idiot Christians believe he did. Answers both stupid questions.

[mirrorreflex]

@TriaMaxwell But why do NON Christians believe in the existence of Jesus? I've talked to many non Christians who have said "I think he is a real person and what Jesus stands for is great, but I don't believe he is God"

[TriaMaxwell]

@mirrorreflex Eh? Well, there might have been a guy named Jesus at that time. Plenty in other countries now. But if you don;t believe he's the son of the Christians' imaginary friend, the point is moot.

[BatmansFavoriteGirl]

The Jesus statue thing was funny..

[IoEstasCedonta]

Harwich.

[ybcool]

I'd have BURNED those Jesus Statues!! And I'd have told Jesus "That'll teach you to pay for MY Sins BEFORE I EVEN EXIST!! You'll pay for MY Sins WHILE I'M HERE, Bitch!!". ;-D

[crazyharis]

that sucks

[aQuaSPLaSHLoVe]

why didnt she just pawn the statues?

[BigAndTall666]

Crush it with a hammer first, have some fun!!!

[juanmora19910209]

Mexicanos & Italianos & Filipinos are similar =D

[nidaroon858]

@juanmora19910209 fuck filipinos your nothing like italians!

[Wolfiewolfwolf]

LMAO. love her. hilarious!!! specially the accent and the story of the missing limbs!

[maclegend]

i'd get rid of them statues quickfast... isn't there something in "that book" about idolatry? ... I'd put them on Ebay

[berryblitz07]

Aha she's got great timing and delivery!

[MaxC17]

amazing! lol

[bigpinkbunnyrabbits]

So funny!!!

[Southparkaddict720]

ROFLMAO at the "thank God I have Mexican neighbors". so true. We Mexicans DO cherish those things. We gotta buncha useless Holy stuff lying around xD

[GodCrazy101]

Holy stuff isn't useless.

[Southparkaddict720]

Awh, fine. I'll admit it isnt useless. It wasn't supposed to come out that way. I apologize. Also, sorry if I offended you.

[Menelec]

talented

[Jimmycrackcorn23456]

haha she's funny. The italian things fuinny

[MusicLover7289]

good iltalin ascent

[downwithutube]

I love her dashiki! She should of had it in Italia colors!

[JarnBjorn72]

Beautiful AND funny? Maija has the best of both worlds!

[ros4211]

well done

[Speedylightning]

i don't know bot funny, but she was interesting and entertaining.

[Chronosagaaddict]

yeah, i'm silician too, it's true. lol

[SirGomez81]

this was better then most people on here.

[Yamakashi1]

that was kinda funny,a rare thing on this chan

[abfmariachi]

Good job! Lol @ Mexican Christmas Gifts!

[NotThat3]

Whoa great accent.

[test804]

that was funny :D