I read the two first comments before hearing the joke and it got totally ruined...
Fuck off people, don't ruin jokes. I don't need you to tell me the joke I AM GOING TO HEAR IT!!!! Commenting the joke, like the rest of us are retards who didn't get it...
"random quote from the clip" HAHAHA that made me lol so hard! Im writing it for the benefit of anyone who came on to this page but didn't bother watching the video.
@TheSpankymonkey I agree.. it seems that Muslims are very exclusive.. Hindus, Buddhists, Christians, Jewish never complain when a comedian makes a joke about their religions... I am myself is Hindu.
Well he's a great actor aswell! He starred in Gladiator (the man who sold the queer giraffes to Proximo). Then he starred in The Mummy! The guy who wanted to hang the American!
WTF,, u stupid ppl here r stupid n ignorant.. u r worst then W Bush n osama honestly,, dont be dumbd by the media, u al knw nothn about islam or muslims or the Kuraan.. why dont u learn about it instead of comin here openin ur dirty mouth n spillin shit out...Goodness..No wonder the world is goin the down the toilet,, we hv mentally arrogant ppl lik u to blame for al the unnecesary wars n natural disasters..Get a life,, this is jst a comedy,, n he s iranian.. Not serious there
Talk about unintentional irony..I just clicked on this vid, only to have it hijacked by an advert containing an exerpt of a Lee Evans stand up bit, where he's complaining about adverts!
Where's an angry Bill Hicks with a machine gun when you need one?
Fkin hell, this guy is too funny, i love how hes using ethnicity in his humour, but he's definitely not a racist, hes boardering the line, but it's incredible humour!
I hate the fact that arabs have been stereotyped as killers - it's insanely disrespectful and hurtful. He should really watch what he's saying! If people said the same thing about Iranians i couldn't imagine him laughing either.
@ccclllsport That's right - but even jokes have boundaries, there's joking and there's disrespect. To label a group of people as killers/terrorists is disrespectful, there's nothing funny about that. You wouldn't say the same thing if people continued to insult your people and label you all as such a terrible thing.
@SkittlezAddict4Eva There is no limits on jokes, no boundaries. That's why they are jokes, they are meant to insult people. Look at how the British have been labelled, people with bad teeth, wh drink teeth all day. But we don't are because at the end of the day it's a laugh. Get over it
@ccclllsport You can think what you want about limits on jokes, i just don't agree with your statement. The jokes that are meant to insult people can be amusing at times but there ALWAYS boundaries to everything in life including jokes. Jokes are not meant to insult people, they're meant to make to you laugh and if insulting people makes you laugh then you can go ahead and live your life that way. I on the other hand find that jokes with a different purpose are more amusing.
@SkittlezAddict4Eva Did you notice him taking the piss out of his own ehtnicity? He said "I decided to look around to see what everyone else was thinking...they were all looking at me!" It's this self-awareness that separates a joke from an insult. Also, he is simply using humour to highlight prejudices and stereotypes ingrained in our society, not necessarily because they are his views. If anything, he's going out of his way to remove these prejudices. So quit yer whining!
@StevieD92 Yes he is using humour to highlight prejudices & stereotypes but we will never know what his views on them are 100%, there is a reason he said "what are you looking at me for? we're all gonna die" You don't know whether he is going out of his way to remove these stereotypes as you are not Omid. To be quite frank with you, i don't see how comedy quite removes prejudice ingrained in society, it takes alot more than standing up infront of a crowd and making them laugh - but it's a start.
Does he can talk about Jewish people, I guess not , why ?!!!!! because he used other only like mother tresa , and Arabic, I believe he is not funny , he just fat stupid one,
@music4yiney@music4yiney they're the brothers from the band Oasis.......still LMAO on this joke. Pure genius......................anyone focussed on the bottomline....regarding arabs and all this current media -ve hype...
1:58........."Arabs at airports, including family members"?? but he Farsi !! not Arabic!! Iranians and Arabs are very differant! Iranians look at Arabs the way Koreans look at Japan.
The joke about that evil bitch "Mother Teresa" didn't work at all. She was a terrible woman who was obsessed with suffering and ran an inhumane hell hole in Calcutta which was basically a museum of death, suffering and hopelessness.
As far as I know, she didn't help a single person.
At least she had one redeeming quality; she was an atheist.
Omid was close, but didn't quite go far enough. Mother Teresa was a sadist and a masochist into bondage of women - not in a gay way - and the church was her fame hungry pimp. If only there was an acronym to make BonDage & SadoMasochism short and funny.
@vlad013 i was being sarcastic, stop being such a buzzkill. he's just making a joke which he said to make us laugh, not cause he meant it, stop taking it so seriously
@peggo8 i love jokes.. but not like insulting some religions.. or personalities who we hold with high esteem. and i aint provocative as per say. u responded so did i.
@vlad013 dude, he's not trying to insult mother teresa, he was just joking about, its not like he meant it, listen to the tone of his voice, do you think he'd take an accusation like that seriously? he said that joke to make the audience laugh, not to purposely attack mother teresa through an insult
Oh great, a religious argument. Okay, my opinion. Why do any of you athiests care? It doesn't effect you. I'm athiest, but my best friend is Islamic. Terrorists are irrational idiots who use Islam as a way to rationalise there murders. I actually find some that the teachings of the Bible and Quaran (I'm sorry, did I spell that correctly?) are good to learn and are what most young children learn. 'Don't cheat, don't steal, don't kill.' I just don't believe in the stories.
Dear friend, the Quran is not all about " dont steal,dont kill !!! , dont lie , ...."
yes the 73% of Quran r "Makki" verses which are exact word as bibles,basically DO GOOD and pray,.....
the other 27% is called "Madani" verses, were Allah tell u to that u can slap ( fight) ur wife if she didnt obey u ! , go kill the non Muslims in the name of Allah, cut theifs hand, . . ..
basically ALL the religions had one thing in common : TO RULE & RIP the idiots who believe in fairy tales !
Point taken, however that number, 27%? Still a small number. Yeah, I've never read the Quaran, Bible or any other religious texts, as I don't really want to. But the same things in every religion keeps popping up: Do unto others as you would do unto them, etc, etc. The holy texts were written when this behaviour was acceptable, and by humans. I (as much as I wish it wasn't true) understand this was fine at the times. Religion isn't really all knowing and great, but it tries its best.
@AVINAR80 i rreaaallllyyy dont want to write this right now but oh well, islam 1400 years ago gave woman rights equal to men, freed all slaves, gave children and even animal rights oohh noooo control.... and yes you can slap ur wife but you cant hurt her, and thats only if she does something extreme, and thats all ur allowed to do. and yes quran isnt about dont kill dont steal, its about living a full prosperous life. please either be open minded and read the whole thing, or shut the fuck up.
No problem, I don't see why people care. Every country in the world is full of idiots and morons. It's called Humanity or Homosapiens. Welcome to the Human Race people, get over it. If race, creed, religion, kin, sexuality and gender were all dissapeared, and we were left shapeless blobs, by the next morning we would find something to be racist about. I don't like any religion, belief or political views, but I don't hate them either. Nothing to thank me for.
Wait, you mean it will be illegal to be an athiest or religious? Because illegalising either one of those is a breach of human rights and personal freedoms.
@jaygirl942 banning non belivers cuz the worshipers will get pissed of with all the evidence we have the say hang on no we dont want this now piss off to us not to you but awnser me this what is your proof
Right, okay, I'm sorry but I really can't understand your writing.
You're trying to say that the religious will try and get athiesm banned? Right, no, not going to happen. Political suicide for anyone to back that. Most of the power people in the world (Such as scientists.) are athiest, and by banning something which is an agreed human right is suicide. Take the recent happenings in Eygpt. Look what happened when the President tried to get rid of the internet. Not a good turn out.
Considering the fact that everyone seems to be discussing their religious belief's, I am going to do the same... Religion is wrong. It makes no scientific sense (within our comprehension) for there to be an all knowing, all seeing and all loving being (or beings depending on personal belief) that created the world as we know it. But then again, that's my opinion, despite being born and baptised a Roman Catholic.
@madfish94 Or perhaps you should research who you're responding to. I live in Indonesia and am part of a group of ex-muslims that are opposing islam. We are all well studied and can debate every aspect of the religion. Also, I NEVER watch TV so don't make assumptions...
Well sorry to hear that you have been abused by people who claim to be preachers of Islam. Thats the only explanation in your case. Another thing is that everyones perception of Islam differs but lets take a look at the bigger picture
A very simple fact
Hygiene guidelines set in the Holy Quran exceeds any health organizations guidelines hence minimum disease spread in developed islamic countries in fact what is written in the Quran countries like the UK are catching up on now same with alcohol
@madfish94 Abused??? Another unfounded assumption. Hygiene in the quran exceeding health organizations guidelines??? Now you are just being ridiculous.
one day u n rock and rock roll will be good muslims(inshallah)...by the way he just fooled u lot ....mother taresa ...dont shoot the messnger.....meaning u jew n christian who killed there prophet and went astray!!
I would like to see a group of comics made up of an Iranian, a Brit and German. Since the laws only allow you to make jokes about your own country then we could have japes about Germans, suicide bombers and bulldogs.
Yeah, they wouldn't get it. Arabic poetry is at least in the top 4 in the world. the language is just so beautifully complex. simple and elegant, opens your eyes and touches your soul. one verse can have 100 meanings, all too beautiful.
HAHAHAHA!!!!! My mate is actually a poet from Liverpool and he wrote a poem just like that about a dog getting run over. Obviously not as shite, but still close enough for that to be fucking hilarious to me!!!
yusef amir in GTA4 is my new favorite secondary main character
redFIREballKID 4 months ago 2
SKREEEEEEEEEEEECH OF BREAKS
hysterix94 5 months ago
Why do fucktards comment the jokes??
I read the two first comments before hearing the joke and it got totally ruined...
Fuck off people, don't ruin jokes. I don't need you to tell me the joke I AM GOING TO HEAR IT!!!! Commenting the joke, like the rest of us are retards who didn't get it...
ZettaiThorn 5 months ago 20
@ZettaiThorn This is one of the best youtube comments I've ever seen. It's so fucking true.
AzzurroVincerebbero 3 months ago
saw him today in Taunton. He was incredible...hilarious :L
klainetrain123 6 months ago
@klainetrain123 taunton in bath?
choongification 4 months ago
1:39 hahahaha, nice one
doyoulikesprinkles 6 months ago
liam and noel gallagher haha ..... quality
antz2707 7 months ago
lol i dont get people dont like arabs but they still go to dubai
Tech4U247 7 months ago
@Tech4U247 They don't go to Arabs, they go to malls, jobs and oil money.
Hesam0000 6 months ago
@Hesam0000 lol true
Tech4U247 6 months ago
DEATH TO THE INFIDELS! DEATH TO YOUTUBE!
ariadarabi 8 months ago
lol one eyebrow between the two of them LOL how does that even work haha
kinglynx 8 months ago 2
"random quote from the clip" HAHAHA that made me lol so hard! Im writing it for the benefit of anyone who came on to this page but didn't bother watching the video.
edseab 11 months ago
Oh Brother - can't everyone just lighten up ? Can't people laugh at themselves??
Have a laugh & watch the movie "The Infidel" It is hilarious. Does everyone have to be so touchy & 'thin skinned '?- get a grip. It's called comedy &
this man is really funny.
mslookiehere 1 year ago 3
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mslookiehere 1 year ago
this guy is bahai, he has nothing to do with islam and muslims except the motherfucker lives off jokes about them
takewhole 1 year ago
@takewhole - And? Are Muslims excluded from jokes..... All is fair game for comedy.
TheSpankymonkey 1 year ago
@TheSpankymonkey I agree.. it seems that Muslims are very exclusive.. Hindus, Buddhists, Christians, Jewish never complain when a comedian makes a joke about their religions... I am myself is Hindu.
indrabhaskara 11 months ago 3
@indrabhaskara that explains the english
uch 7 months ago
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ShahnamPersia 11 months ago
This guy is hilaious, check out the Omid Djalili show, very funny
icodlosvinos 1 year ago 3
I dont get the last words 2:33...he says they are who?
zapata8888 1 year ago
@zapata8888 Liam and Noal Gallagher, the Oasis-brothers ...
QueenMegaera 1 year ago
@QueenMegaera thanks Queen
zapata8888 1 year ago
WE GETTIN' ARAB MONEY!
ImDino 1 year ago
this man is hilarious!
colourfulchaos 1 year ago
Well he's a great actor aswell! He starred in Gladiator (the man who sold the queer giraffes to Proximo). Then he starred in The Mummy! The guy who wanted to hang the American!
mikjon67 1 year ago
What a bloody terrorist. (im saying this with irony)
SQUIDERICK 1 year ago
wow this is amazing..... its a comedy video and people wanna argue? change the comment subject!
TarmachhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHH!!!!
Duros1394 1 year ago
WTF,, u stupid ppl here r stupid n ignorant.. u r worst then W Bush n osama honestly,, dont be dumbd by the media, u al knw nothn about islam or muslims or the Kuraan.. why dont u learn about it instead of comin here openin ur dirty mouth n spillin shit out...Goodness..No wonder the world is goin the down the toilet,, we hv mentally arrogant ppl lik u to blame for al the unnecesary wars n natural disasters..Get a life,, this is jst a comedy,, n he s iranian.. Not serious there
Falisia11 1 year ago
Talk about unintentional irony..I just clicked on this vid, only to have it hijacked by an advert containing an exerpt of a Lee Evans stand up bit, where he's complaining about adverts!
Where's an angry Bill Hicks with a machine gun when you need one?
comanchio1976 1 year ago 2
Funny fucker.....hahahaha
vampire09100 1 year ago
1 eyebrow between both of them loooooooooool
ub2snm 1 year ago
@ub2snm yup, that describes the Galaghers pretty well lol!
scaleshchess 1 year ago
Fkin hell, this guy is too funny, i love how hes using ethnicity in his humour, but he's definitely not a racist, hes boardering the line, but it's incredible humour!
Frenzy786 1 year ago
I hate the fact that arabs have been stereotyped as killers - it's insanely disrespectful and hurtful. He should really watch what he's saying! If people said the same thing about Iranians i couldn't imagine him laughing either.
SkittlezAddict4Eva 1 year ago
@SkittlezAddict4Eva it's a joke, never take a joke a seriously
ccclllsport 1 year ago
@ccclllsport That's right - but even jokes have boundaries, there's joking and there's disrespect. To label a group of people as killers/terrorists is disrespectful, there's nothing funny about that. You wouldn't say the same thing if people continued to insult your people and label you all as such a terrible thing.
SkittlezAddict4Eva 1 year ago
@SkittlezAddict4Eva There is no limits on jokes, no boundaries. That's why they are jokes, they are meant to insult people. Look at how the British have been labelled, people with bad teeth, wh drink teeth all day. But we don't are because at the end of the day it's a laugh. Get over it
ccclllsport 1 year ago
@ccclllsport You can think what you want about limits on jokes, i just don't agree with your statement. The jokes that are meant to insult people can be amusing at times but there ALWAYS boundaries to everything in life including jokes. Jokes are not meant to insult people, they're meant to make to you laugh and if insulting people makes you laugh then you can go ahead and live your life that way. I on the other hand find that jokes with a different purpose are more amusing.
SkittlezAddict4Eva 1 year ago
@SkittlezAddict4Eva Did you notice him taking the piss out of his own ehtnicity? He said "I decided to look around to see what everyone else was thinking...they were all looking at me!" It's this self-awareness that separates a joke from an insult. Also, he is simply using humour to highlight prejudices and stereotypes ingrained in our society, not necessarily because they are his views. If anything, he's going out of his way to remove these prejudices. So quit yer whining!
StevieD92 1 year ago
@StevieD92 Yes he is using humour to highlight prejudices & stereotypes but we will never know what his views on them are 100%, there is a reason he said "what are you looking at me for? we're all gonna die" You don't know whether he is going out of his way to remove these stereotypes as you are not Omid. To be quite frank with you, i don't see how comedy quite removes prejudice ingrained in society, it takes alot more than standing up infront of a crowd and making them laugh - but it's a start.
SkittlezAddict4Eva 1 year ago
Does he can talk about Jewish people, I guess not , why ?!!!!! because he used other only like mother tresa , and Arabic, I believe he is not funny , he just fat stupid one,
ymer3ii 1 year ago
that was stereo tayping im an arab and what he saied was hurtfull
anosura 1 year ago
he has touched jake gyllenhall... lucky sheeet!
subsufmonru 1 year ago
this remind me of stewy from family guy lol.. i think his gonna grow up to be omid
JacksonDJace 1 year ago
"One eyebrow - between the two of them!" ...killed me! xD
CarissaXo99 1 year ago 3
The Oasis guys...funny as hell. This guy is so talented.
bradwolf07 1 year ago
@music4yiney @music4yiney they're the brothers from the band Oasis.......still LMAO on this joke. Pure genius......................anyone focussed on the bottomline....regarding arabs and all this current media -ve hype...
"THINGS ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM"
Thank you Omid for that
wisenumb 1 year ago
im sory who were those 2 guys at the end ? what did he say? im not english i dont get all of it :P
Parspilot89 1 year ago
@Parspilot89 its ok no ones perfect
greenchavez13 1 year ago
Haha YouTube's Content ID tagged this video as it including a song called Paranoia by Airport.
tigranater 1 year ago
@music4yiney the dudes in the band oasis (they have massive unibrows)
zegh8578 1 year ago
lol "they had one eyebrow between the two of them" lol im iranian and im proud hes iranian too coz hes sooo funny!!
Msdonzii 1 year ago 51
Didn't get the joke about the Gallaghers
darrinthebold 1 year ago
Wow.. he speaks comedy like a preacher! Awesome.
Pikapal1 1 year ago
when was this filmed?
kdono15 1 year ago
@CroationLiberty :P
SuckerGamer 1 year ago
YUSUF AMIR! look it up...
SuckerGamer 1 year ago
ONE EYEBROW BETWEEEN THE TWO OF THEM LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
fury2007 1 year ago 32
bvbbbbbbbbbbbbb
MrDJXtra 1 year ago
the only true terrorist is the illegal terrorist state of israhell.
UFCMania98 1 year ago
@UFCMania98 absolutely true....finally someone with wisdom
wisenumb 1 year ago
they had one eyebrow... BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM.
|:)
|:)
musiclover60708 1 year ago 2
@boyluv2000 Liam and Noel Gallagher are brothers from the now defunct Britpop band Oasis
NITINLAMBA 1 year ago
they had ONE EYEBROW between the TWO of them!
mikeyman211 1 year ago
One eyebrow between the two of them and one going "huawhuawhaw...", hahahahahahahahah!!! Great parody
giammira 1 year ago 3
1:58........."Arabs at airports, including family members"?? but he Farsi !! not Arabic!! Iranians and Arabs are very differant! Iranians look at Arabs the way Koreans look at Japan.
acerb45666555 1 year ago 2
@acerb45666555 its just a joke
lordiboi 1 year ago
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davidpatrickson 1 year ago
Arabs?? I tought he is Iranian???? WTF is talking about??
persianprince07 1 year ago
The joke about that evil bitch "Mother Teresa" didn't work at all. She was a terrible woman who was obsessed with suffering and ran an inhumane hell hole in Calcutta which was basically a museum of death, suffering and hopelessness.
As far as I know, she didn't help a single person.
At least she had one redeeming quality; she was an atheist.
Nilguiri 1 year ago
'ONE eyebrow between the two of them' XD lol
TheM93Y 1 year ago
lollllll this guys hilarious!
pkachipati 1 year ago
Omid was close, but didn't quite go far enough. Mother Teresa was a sadist and a masochist into bondage of women - not in a gay way - and the church was her fame hungry pimp. If only there was an acronym to make BonDage & SadoMasochism short and funny.
darkmiles22 1 year ago
Iran does not have any nukes
KEShalid 1 year ago
his still shit funny no fuckin way same shit all the time belly dancin!!!! fuck off
JREIDO 1 year ago
u r all ueslesssssssssssssssssss
shuhelalom 1 year ago
u sicko pathetic .. u r not even funny. do u think swearing with the name of mother teresa is a joke.
vlad013 1 year ago
@vlad013 haha, its funny cause you should really GTFO! miserable basterd
peggo8 1 year ago
@peggo8 i am sure u have realy been funny here..
vlad013 1 year ago
@vlad013 i was being sarcastic, stop being such a buzzkill. he's just making a joke which he said to make us laugh, not cause he meant it, stop taking it so seriously
peggo8 1 year ago
@peggo8 i love jokes.. but not like insulting some religions.. or personalities who we hold with high esteem. and i aint provocative as per say. u responded so did i.
vlad013 1 year ago
@vlad013 dude, he's not trying to insult mother teresa, he was just joking about, its not like he meant it, listen to the tone of his voice, do you think he'd take an accusation like that seriously? he said that joke to make the audience laugh, not to purposely attack mother teresa through an insult
peggo8 1 year ago 3
@peggo8 thnx bro. i hope so at least he has such nice listener like u.. no hard feeling .
vlad013 1 year ago
@vlad013 was that sarcastic or... haha
peggo8 1 year ago
@peggo8 no way dude.
vlad013 1 year ago
@vlad013 ok, cheers mate :)
peggo8 1 year ago
"CATS BRAINS ON TARMACCCCCCCC"!! LOL
HaloCrazi 1 year ago
hahahahaha persian joker.. PROUD TO BE PERSIAN
Daniallllll 1 year ago
Oh great, a religious argument. Okay, my opinion. Why do any of you athiests care? It doesn't effect you. I'm athiest, but my best friend is Islamic. Terrorists are irrational idiots who use Islam as a way to rationalise there murders. I actually find some that the teachings of the Bible and Quaran (I'm sorry, did I spell that correctly?) are good to learn and are what most young children learn. 'Don't cheat, don't steal, don't kill.' I just don't believe in the stories.
jaygirl942 1 year ago 47
@jaygirl942 well said
SuperPinkflower18 1 year ago
@jaygirl942
Dear friend, the Quran is not all about " dont steal,dont kill !!! , dont lie , ...."
yes the 73% of Quran r "Makki" verses which are exact word as bibles,basically DO GOOD and pray,.....
the other 27% is called "Madani" verses, were Allah tell u to that u can slap ( fight) ur wife if she didnt obey u ! , go kill the non Muslims in the name of Allah, cut theifs hand, . . ..
basically ALL the religions had one thing in common : TO RULE & RIP the idiots who believe in fairy tales !
AVINAR80 1 year ago
@AVINAR80
Point taken, however that number, 27%? Still a small number. Yeah, I've never read the Quaran, Bible or any other religious texts, as I don't really want to. But the same things in every religion keeps popping up: Do unto others as you would do unto them, etc, etc. The holy texts were written when this behaviour was acceptable, and by humans. I (as much as I wish it wasn't true) understand this was fine at the times. Religion isn't really all knowing and great, but it tries its best.
jaygirl942 1 year ago
@AVINAR80 are you retarded or something? thats extremely pathetic
ShadyShadow 1 year ago
@AVINAR80 i rreaaallllyyy dont want to write this right now but oh well, islam 1400 years ago gave woman rights equal to men, freed all slaves, gave children and even animal rights oohh noooo control.... and yes you can slap ur wife but you cant hurt her, and thats only if she does something extreme, and thats all ur allowed to do. and yes quran isnt about dont kill dont steal, its about living a full prosperous life. please either be open minded and read the whole thing, or shut the fuck up.
ShadyShadow 1 year ago
@ShadyShadow Actually after reading the Quran recently I understand now why people want to burn it.
pungooer 1 year ago
@jaygirl942 THANK YOU JAYGIRL...
ITS REALLY SUPPORTIVE.
911domino 1 year ago
@911domino
No problem, I don't see why people care. Every country in the world is full of idiots and morons. It's called Humanity or Homosapiens. Welcome to the Human Race people, get over it. If race, creed, religion, kin, sexuality and gender were all dissapeared, and we were left shapeless blobs, by the next morning we would find something to be racist about. I don't like any religion, belief or political views, but I don't hate them either. Nothing to thank me for.
jaygirl942 1 year ago
@jaygirl942 it will effect us cuz there are no athiests churches to support us soon it will be illigal to be one
ipponboy1 1 year ago
@ipponboy1
Wait, you mean it will be illegal to be an athiest or religious? Because illegalising either one of those is a breach of human rights and personal freedoms.
jaygirl942 1 year ago
@jaygirl942 banning non belivers cuz the worshipers will get pissed of with all the evidence we have the say hang on no we dont want this now piss off to us not to you but awnser me this what is your proof
ipponboy1 1 year ago
@ipponboy1
Right, okay, I'm sorry but I really can't understand your writing.
You're trying to say that the religious will try and get athiesm banned? Right, no, not going to happen. Political suicide for anyone to back that. Most of the power people in the world (Such as scientists.) are athiest, and by banning something which is an agreed human right is suicide. Take the recent happenings in Eygpt. Look what happened when the President tried to get rid of the internet. Not a good turn out.
jaygirl942 1 year ago
bahai's rule
!!
winkeydo 1 year ago
"CAHHTSS BRAINS ON TAHHHMAAKKK"
HaloCrazi 2 years ago 3
Considering the fact that everyone seems to be discussing their religious belief's, I am going to do the same... Religion is wrong. It makes no scientific sense (within our comprehension) for there to be an all knowing, all seeing and all loving being (or beings depending on personal belief) that created the world as we know it. But then again, that's my opinion, despite being born and baptised a Roman Catholic.
PandaPop1990 2 years ago
yes you're right religion is wrong
they once believed in greek gods and godesses, soon they'll stop believing in gods
bannanahomie 2 years ago
hi y hi y lol
ibybot5 2 years ago
he's actually fucking hilarious
99domino99 2 years ago 38
dog
AxmedGurey 2 years ago
how kids in chernobyl count to hundred ?
on their fingers hhahahaha...
Ac3Ph3wl 2 years ago
he is my uncle!!
kalifec 2 years ago 4
muslims are just the best
TheRocknRollZebra 2 years ago 3
he's baha'i fyi
phantasmagory 2 years ago 3
@TheRocknRollZebra ...as long as they're not following what their religion teaches!!!
kusalaviro 2 years ago
What do you know what the religion teaches? Apart from what you seen on TV. Research who owns the TV channels you watch.
madfish94 2 years ago 2
@madfish94 Or perhaps you should research who you're responding to. I live in Indonesia and am part of a group of ex-muslims that are opposing islam. We are all well studied and can debate every aspect of the religion. Also, I NEVER watch TV so don't make assumptions...
kusalaviro 2 years ago
Well sorry to hear that you have been abused by people who claim to be preachers of Islam. Thats the only explanation in your case. Another thing is that everyones perception of Islam differs but lets take a look at the bigger picture
A very simple fact
Hygiene guidelines set in the Holy Quran exceeds any health organizations guidelines hence minimum disease spread in developed islamic countries in fact what is written in the Quran countries like the UK are catching up on now same with alcohol
madfish94 1 year ago
@madfish94 Abused??? Another unfounded assumption. Hygiene in the quran exceeding health organizations guidelines??? Now you are just being ridiculous.
kusalaviro 1 year ago
DUDE!!! what the heck are you mistaking for Quran and Islam??? LOL
madfish94 1 year ago
one day u n rock and rock roll will be good muslims(inshallah)...by the way he just fooled u lot ....mother taresa ...dont shoot the messnger.....meaning u jew n christian who killed there prophet and went astray!!
pakichart 2 years ago
i already am a good muslim thankyou very much..
TheRocknRollZebra 2 years ago
LOL nice come back!
madfish94 1 year ago
lol at the cats dying part i couldnt stop laughing
gamedude96 2 years ago 5
He is funny. Love watching him on the adverts too.
Michelle4me 2 years ago 5
lol liam and noel gallager lol
geeza04 2 years ago 10
@geeza04 who are they?
BigAnneIsBack 1 year ago
I would like to see a group of comics made up of an Iranian, a Brit and German. Since the laws only allow you to make jokes about your own country then we could have japes about Germans, suicide bombers and bulldogs.
TardisGeek 2 years ago 2
This is just TOO funny, got to love him! :P
'Cat DYING'
Hahahaa!!
RoxylovesMuse 2 years ago 3
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what is the diffrance beetween iran and iraq ?
iran has nukes
MINIHermanator 2 years ago
@MINIHermanator so did Iraq but they sold them all to Iran
AnglOsAxOn2 2 years ago
@tttybhgf
russel peters is probably the greatest comedian of all time.
Konartwist 2 years ago
cat dying
Alan2Adam 2 years ago 3
the most underated comedian ever!!!!!
GREALDO21 2 years ago 10
He is sooo funny ;Pxx
kiagal6 2 years ago 5
In my view, Omid Djalili is one of the most talented comedians around today
MrStephenUK 2 years ago 211
@MrStephenUK
Add Dara O'Briain to that list
ba3cool 1 year ago
@MrStephenUK Im American and I agree :)
gcarrillo1313 1 year ago
@MrStephenUK hes a "bloody lukcy arab"
Stranger01751 1 year ago
@MrStephenUK ...well until he started doing go-compare adverts...
TCt83067695 1 year ago
@MrStephenUK Yep, I don't remember any standup comedian who could've given me face-ache from laughing after 10 minutes.
Hesam0000 1 year ago
lol
DECLAN578 2 years ago 6
iam iranian too hes sick
sepahandabest 2 years ago 4
He's so funny!!!! I like laughed for half an hour!
donnarisawesome 2 years ago 56
hahahahahaha lmfaooooooooooooo
danny8able 2 years ago 7
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dICKHEAD
bazi2009 2 years ago
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arab poetry is greater than britain and your mf iran
hamzovski1 2 years ago
Yeah, they wouldn't get it. Arabic poetry is at least in the top 4 in the world. the language is just so beautifully complex. simple and elegant, opens your eyes and touches your soul. one verse can have 100 meanings, all too beautiful.
PrinceVice 2 years ago 9
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a silly mtherfker
hamzovski1 2 years ago
even family members LOL
azwethinkweizmnabz 2 years ago 7
OK, 'Cats Dying' is now my fave poem ever!
CookieSherbert 2 years ago 11
they had one eyebrow between the 2 of em lmao
max34be 2 years ago 8
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his shit i dont even smile
JREIDO 2 years ago
gtfo then
max34be 2 years ago
he looks like bolt Dj Khalid :D
Love that guy
NarimanIsTheKing 2 years ago
He is by far THE best comedian everr :)
donnarisawesome 2 years ago 5
Djalili is a legend
S0rr0w93 2 years ago 5
God he makes me laugh
boundsie99 2 years ago 10
if he loses weight.. he wud look like jay sean
alx101b 2 years ago
now wat
captainhabzter 2 years ago
NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH
macky111222 2 years ago 11
"It turned out, they were Liam and Noel Gallagher!"
Omid Djalili rules.
mollyluvsrocknroll 2 years ago 8
hahahahahahahahaha Djalili is the best!!!!
lfc4ever7 2 years ago 8
YES BBC IS A BYTCH
rh05watta 2 years ago 5
HAHAHAHA!!!!! My mate is actually a poet from Liverpool and he wrote a poem just like that about a dog getting run over. Obviously not as shite, but still close enough for that to be fucking hilarious to me!!!
Davidbensonxyz 2 years ago 16
Brilliant show :- )
Ragnarok6664 2 years ago 2
huh thats the first time ive clicked on somthin and a add came up
highland0wolf 2 years ago
are you telling me bbc is a bytch?
killintymm 2 years ago
what are you on about
highland0wolf 2 years ago
about advertisement.
killintymm 2 years ago