Weird Al Yankovic - Close But No Cigar

[nightcrawlerliveson]

Kinda creepy....

[mtonkinson6]

dont like much newer Weired Al stuff, but this is brilliant lol

[rhys572]

id raver that he did not eat the first 2

[IPm2I]

Quick grab that cat and put it down for attacking people o.o

[TheGuyinamask]

hmmm thumps up if you agree the second girl was the best ?

[Animefreakess]

Moral of the story ... Don't date cats!

[thewilloffire08]

"Oh, I see, you're inferring I'm stupid."

"No, I was implying you're stupid, you inferred it."

[maxiesnax]

7 people got their DNA reconfigured

[pietjanjoker]

@COFFEEDANCESTUDIOS and don't do drugs

[Darklordlucas]

@pietjanjoker Drugs are bad m'kay.

[SuperRuckasnucka]

i prefre the first one

[amcmillan97]

man that cats fussy

[bfg895]

nom nom nom nom nom

[Biocreeper1411]

why does the third girl's belly button fall off when she is dancing with a ribbon on her toe?? :L

[SillySod75]

Al was his name Parodies were his claim to fame He wrote annoying melodies They made me weak at the knees And then I never was the same I loved him more than a black sheep loves the little boy down the lane He was gorgeous he was charming, perfect in every way But he had hair like lionel richie and wrote too many songs about food Now I know lots of people would easily put up with that kinda thing But frankly I can't imagine why

[TheRilonator]

smoking is bad

[COFFEEDANCESTUDIOS]

@TheRilonator m'kay

[friedmanmaster]

didnt get the point of this song

still great (:

[Canaveral305]

2:36 : Muddy Mudskipper !!!

[SuperRuckasnucka]

those cartoons have some serious ass

[Undergottensnotten]

Is this the official video?

[SexyPyroButt]

spumco, have my babies

[Oezilla]

Ren and Stimpy <3

[thomasbr108]

0:12 lol?

[poopymashine]

that mothafuck john k ruin 3 awesome song, classico (by tenacious d), fuck her jently (by tenacious d) and now this?!

[benrulz9]

WTF!!??! At 2:38 the girls belly-button pops out :S

[someguyfromheretoo]

if she reconfigured your DNA no wonder you werent the same :)

[Tomaszavenger]

Eating your ex-girlfriends? Then you get to dump them twice, once to break up, the other time is in the toilet.

[mcsammer4]

Are we playing HORSESHOES honey? Are we lobbing HANDGRENADES kiddo?

*Sigh* I love Green Day.

[HUNKinc]

@mcsammer4 We should High Five now

[mcsammer4]

@HUNKinc Virtual Five!! Whhoo tush!

[HUNKinc]

@mcsammer4 And now you my good sir are the Best Man when i get Married..in 20 years

[MrHayln]

2:42 lol

[krimzee]

The animation is so odd but hilarious at the same.

[Scr00bius]

It's close to cake's short skirt long jacket (but no cigar).

[SuperShawno]

that is one fussy cat LOL

[MegaYeahhman]

haha that cats a maniac! :P

[antzo8]

"And I was crazy like Manson about her, she got me all choked up like Mama Kass..." That is one of the funniest lines I've ever heard. Weird Al, you twisted genius XD

[jdwblc]

2:29 munch

[SkwlRetardo]

7 people didn't get a cigar

[heny530]

hot chick at 1:47

[Tepeloyolohtli]

Que buena canción!!! y el video es divertidísimo. Saludos

[killerkityisbackman]

in got a boner lolololollololollololololollol­olollololollolololollololollol­olololollololollolololololollo­lololollolololollololololloloo­lololollolololollololollololol­olollololololollolololollololo­lolufailolololollolololo

[TheEvalButterfree]

the 5 people who disliked this video were eaten by this cat

[itzmehessel]

2:37 what the FUCK is she sitting on?

[attackofdamasta]

If her kisses reconfigure your DNA, then she has some SERIOUS problems.....

[MrFun1668]

@attackofdamasta lol just like my ex then lolage

[TheBassMan533]

@attackofdamasta

and if youre a cat that eats girls like that then you have some serious problems yourself ~_~

[aston7villa7]

wats joe dirt about?

[AGameGem]

@aston7villa7 you could imbd it but some odd story about a guy's journey as joe dirt or another.. google. :)

[myhatty]

@aston7villa7 David Spade stars as Joe Dirt, an idiot who works as an oil weller who is on the search for his parents who abandoned him when he was a baby at the grand canyon.

[thebluebeanie]

3 people were close but got no cigar ;)

[shanetheawesome1]

whats wrong with joe dirt!!!!!!!!

[DannyfriggenNL]

looks like itchi an scratchi

[DannyfriggenNL]

lol how do you make those cartoons its cool you can make real tv cartoons wite it

[ozziSKIPPER]

Weird Al is still the best

[thomasbr108]

what he say on 0:52 to 1:07?

[184natasha]

@thomasbr108 He says 'Hey, are we playing horeshoes honey? No I don't think we are. You're close...but no cogar.

[thomasbr108]

@184natasha cogar or cigar lol

[184natasha]

@thomasbr108 lol I meant cigar sorry - spelling mistake.

[thomasbr108]

@184natasha and horeshoes is spelling right?

[184natasha]

@thomasbr108 *horseshoes

[priceyfyi]

0:14 random foot in the bottom left corner lol

[LIVERPOOLFCISDABEST]

whys he a cat ?

[Garrabutartulo]

@LIVERPOOLFCISDABEST Why not? Cat's have spikes on their penis, so cats rule!

[FreakingNinjaCow]

ren and stimpy animation

[Verteros]

Bestiality FTW!

[DarkShdows]

For Mr. Cat - you are dumb you have to learn how to love a woman even if her ears are big or Lips  dam you . the beauty is important -BUT inside of her is more IMPORTANT

[Covertwalrus]

@DarkShdows Rigggght. How many fat guys do you go out with, miss?

[YouPhailToAmuse]

@DarkShdows ER ER, WRONG!

[HeavyVideoz]

@DarkShdows Wanna think more about whats inside your dumb head..?

I have a girlfriend, i love her and she loves me. She's beauty, likeable and smart but this is just a song dude, go whine in some other videos...

[A0GP5YCH0]

weird al sounds like spongebob lol

[mackydful]

why does he eat the fucking head off of the girl

[Geograpes]

Why would all those girls go out with a cat

[doogdoogdoog]

@Geograpes Zoophiles.

[xFierceDeityLinkx]

that cat likes pussy lol X)

[mattman522]

This reminds me a great deal of the band Cake.

[ThePurpleNath]

@mattman522 Pretty sure that's not a coincidence :D

[RexOwnYa]

Why does he have a Purple nose at 1:08 and 1:26? :P

[plukerpluck]

@RexOwnYa Yea noticed it at 2:46 as well.

Also at 1:08 he has two blue eyes.

Shows you how much can be different between clips and most people don't notice.

[notheadmental]

i love Cake!

[PuffDragonInc]

@thelleht

That's because John Kricfalusi, who created Ren and Stimpy, did the animation for this.

[MrSpoogermcspooge]

that cat is an anal obsessed muderer! XD

[WesthamMr]

the beggining tune sounds like the tune from a rock song, wat is it??

[FunkyJamiesApple]

Hes got 1 red eye and 1 blue 1

[Tommycoolboy2K9]

@FunkyJamiesApple well done, your not colour blind -.-

[jamespatrick15]

the writer of the show made it sometimes weird al gets ppl to do his vids. this guy jibjab twice robot chicken seth green's show infact seth was in white and nerdy they must be friends

[184natasha]

3 people missed the like button.

[undiente]

@thelleht John Kricfalusi

[linzemol]

@thelleht

Isn't it made by the same maker?

[thefuzzIRL]

I'm lovin hand grenades who dosen't

[161041k]

what song is it parodying????

[xmadole]

@161041k It's an original.

[doogdoogdoog]

@161041k It sounds very similar to the band Cake, for the record.

[Kaern15]

This is the problem of people nowadays, they find someone who fits them so very well and then they give up on the said person, because of a small flaw (or a couple of small flaws). We need to understand that we all have flaws and we can do nothing about it, but accept them :)

[kikekiss]

the animation is by KATIE RICE, i love her!

[b15blaster]

@thelleht the guy who made ren and stimpy made te video for this song

[LEON13858]

the animation reminds me of ren and stimpy

[psyker23]

@thelleht Amen to that.

[sugersundayz]

I LOVE VID, BUT WHATS WITH THE "CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR"???!!! ALSO I LOV DA CUTE KITTEN IN THE BIN!!!!

[184natasha]

@sugersundayz It's a saying meaning near perfect, but not quite perfect. It originates from America (Weird Al is American) when cigars were given out as prizes for winning fairground games. When people came close but didn't win, they would be 'close but no cigar'. Hope that clears it up for you.

[deformagraphant]

@184natasha and @sugersundayz - There is also a saying 'Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades'. There is a game called 'horseshoes' where there's a spike in the ground and the players stand a way aways and have to throw horseshoes at the spike, closest gets most points. So in that case you don't actually need to hit the spike, and with a hand grenade you don't have to hit your target, just getting close will do. That's why he uses those two examples :)

[PlatyNews]

@thelleht

Because it was made by the same guy who made Ren&Stimpy

[shuasoul]

that kitty mmust like big booty bitches

[IntergalacticEmperor]

I like it when the cat to the left of Main Cat says 'No Cigar' 3:41

Also why are Main Cat's eyes two different colours?

And why do all his girlfriends have names beginning with J?

[kairishotdude]

@thelleht

the artist is the same one who did ren and stimpy

[991woot119]

0:24 white hair 0:30 blonde hair?

[kairishotdude]

@991woot119

maybe the artist ran out of whit??

lolz

[thestrawberryballoon]

I really like this song ..xD

[amberstar39]

this song is utter crap

[robokill387]

@amberstar39 how?

[ford4rlife]

@thelleht thats who made the video

[XfatxlassX]

I love this!! <3 hilarious!! what's the original song this is parodying?

[robokill387]

@XfatxlassX i don't know if it's even parodying anything. not all of weird al's songs are parodies.

[kairishotdude]

@XfatxlassX

Its a parady of the band cakes style

[blinx284]

@XfatxlassX Its a cake song short skirt long jacket

[haz020190]

@XfatxlassX tis a parody of a band called cake (who are very good). i think. and a good parody at that

[rogums]

@haz020190 awww, you and that other guy both helped him out and he didnt even say thank you. I thank you for him.

[tampabaydevilrays]

@XfatxlassX its basically copying Cake, the band. Listen to like "Short skirt, long jacket" and its very similar.

[rogums]

@tampabaydevilrays awww, you and that other guy both helped him out and he didnt even say thank you. I thank you for him.

[fafling]

@tampabaydevilrays mmmmh.... no.

[fafling]

@tampabaydevilrays Proof that a copy can be better than the original.

[TheMooseFish]

@XfatxlassX i thinks its 'i want a girl with a long jacket'

[TrainTheOutsider]

@XfatxlassX lol this song Short Skirt/Long Jacket - Cake

[lord112]

definitely a ass cat

[TheRockingChar]

@thelleht yh lol

[55ANARCHIST]

are we lobin hand grenades here kido-ROFL

[lord112]

he's obviously a ass guy.

[sahar123321]

@thelleht same animator

[TheKrijgsvrouwe]

@thelleht it is from the dsame makers jsut as the clip from tenaicious D (i cannot spell that).. Fuck her gently (that is the name of the song)

[zivmeiri]

@TheKrijgsvrouwe you mean classico?

i think it is...

Tenacious D*

[nesdrawer]

awesome song and animation, that cat sure loves to nom them women

[zada4a]

This should be watched in 3d ,, Even the cat's eyes are red and blue!!

[wizewalrus]

@thelleht same illustrator

[ducktapelover1]

how the fuck tumbt this down

[kenthy95]

this i like a dodgey porno and its like ren and stimpy which is cool

[darkkirby355]

little baba cat in trashcan is cute

[fafafak6]

0:30 crazy ha ha lol

[rossaob1]

0:13 got a boner

[1991GothicSoul666]

wtf?!

[voter96]

I thought that KORN did weird videos...

[demonbreed131]

sweeet

[RodssBro619]

0:06 look at her butt

[andyt2k]

Dude likes the butt, the focus on all of them seems to be that area, lol

[kingwellytop]

@RodssBro619 0:13 look at where the straw is

[BEAvMUNK5679]

at 0.30 she has a bener lol

[MissCelephane]

umm wuts jo dirt??? rofl

[DavidPlim]

@MissCelephane its some shitty film

[CCVP666]

about the horseshoe thing, it is obvious that he called the her a redneck/uncultured person. Seriously, who plays horseshoe anyway? Hillbillies, that is.

[Connorrules1]

the animation reminds of ren and stimpy etc.

[StrongGlad999]

@Connorrules1 The animation was by John Kricfalusi who made ren and Stimpy. Nice to see he's getting work.

[fredjunkboat]

@Connorrules1 That's because it's the same guy!

[gearsguy1]

Love this song :P

[alovision]

this is really weird

[lovelessice]

MORE LIKE WIERD AL! AM I RIGHT?!

[WildFeline999]

What's up with horse shoes and sweating like a nixon? oO

I don't really get these lines XD

[volpert]

In horse shoes trhow win who hits the pole or gets the closest...but because he wanted a perfect girl, not one who get's close to it she was eat alive

[thetonedeafmusician]

horse shoes is a game where you throw horseshoes at a post and you have to try and get close. President Nixon was a very sweaty man as well :P

[mijoschoice]

pretty rude for Al, kinda surprised. The song is great, but the video is a bit much.

[samswhore]

how is it rude?

[el6caballo6oscuro6]

lol I quite like the video actuly, silly but still give the feeling hehe

[shizzelbob]

never seen this one altho the video was kinda disturbing the song itself was pretty funny!

[Jbamski]

kinda reminds me of the intro to the tenacious D movie too

[randyslicker]

@Jbamski its same guy, he also did ren and stimpy.

[Jbamski]

thanks :)

[hurrykaneecko]

this song is soo good and funny haha

[shadowmere4]

lol sweating like nixon

[GusF]

I love the line about Nixon!

[SnarfThaRocker]

i really love this song!!!

its now my ringtone XD

[du0lol]

the content of the animation is way too vulgar, but the animation itself is very well done. cool :3

[JOEYJORDISON666ROX]

shit ur right lol

[TheCalimbaKing]

i don't really get the song but i like how it songs.

[JuanezSanchez]

EPIC

[JuanezSanchez]

I know some guys might put up with that kind of thing, but frankly, I can't imagine why!!

[PauloHSV]

i cant tell wich one is better, the animation, the lyrics or the instrumental.

[manbearpig900]

Funky animation. great art style.

Damn

thats some smooth animation