When I see all of the guilt free threes in the comments I can truly see that I'm a part of the minority of guys in Nerdfiteria. I wonder if Nerdfiteria was, in it's years of ancient civilization, a matriarchal society... hmm
This song has been stuck in my head all day. Needless to say, I was scolded for singing this during my Current Issues exam today. I didn't even realize I was singing.
@hsm102103 That is a good starter for that list, I have to say. There was a time when the entirety of PatD was at the top of my Guilt Free Three list. Along with Gerard Way, who is still there.
Anyone can be on anyone's Guilt Free Three. This includes men too. The concept in itself is rather silly, yes, but it's not insulting exclusively to women.
Definitely don't have a Guilt-Free Three. Though I guess I've never actually thought about it. Come to think of it, my step dad loves Helen Hunt. But he's older.
Wow. I do not understand how Hank's looks have evolved so noticeably in the last four-odd years. Apparently, people naturally become more attractive as they become more famous. Because he isn't so good-looking in 2007, but he's like my Internet-pretend-boyfriend now.
Surprisingly, so is John. In my little pretend-boyfriend universe, I am dating Hank, John, Charlie McDonnell, Alex Day, Toby Turner, and two British rockstars. Somehow, they're all cool with each other too. It's awesome!
I dont know why i thought this was about helena bonham carter. I could see her being in the guilt free 3 because shes an acquired taste but helen hunt? Oh well
Ever seen the "Frog Prince"? It was by Cannon Movie Tales and it was her first movie. It also has the guy who played Jambi the Genie as the frog and the girl who originally played Annie! I love the movie so much! its on youtube if you want to watch it, they never put it on DVD :(
I used to love Helen Hunt when I was younger. Though in middle school we had a project: we had to send a letter to our favorite actor/actress. If we got a response, we received an A+. She never wrote back T.T
creepy enough to get a restraining order. xD Oh Hank, why did you have to include the bit about your friend bleeding in the snow? Without that she may have just been flattered.
At first I hear about the restraining order and said "What for? It's just a song." But then I went back and listened to it for the first time in months and I went "Ahhhh, I get it." Creeptastic.
Must have been weird with Katherine after words.
WTBman2011 22 hours ago in playlist More videos from vlogbrothers
Lol
WTBman2011 22 hours ago in playlist More videos from vlogbrothers
hehe he sang this at the book tour in Albuquerque. its a creepy song.
squidofthedesert 4 days ago
...lets pretend this never happened
HeatherNoeFeather 5 days ago in playlist More videos from vlogbrothers
Hank,
Thank you for fixing that issue where your face was always way too close to the camera. Nerdfighteria thanks you.
LilyTheAnnoyance 5 days ago
what show/episode is 2:24 from?
theresak419 2 weeks ago
It is even more creepy because it looks like you are sitting in a dark room and are really close to the camera
fairbank95 2 weeks ago 8
i cant belive she saw it
TheQueenSydney 2 weeks ago
Matthew Gray Gubler, Gray Gubler
From your Doctor Who jokes
to your endless facts
Matthew Gray Gubler, Gray Gubler.
CrazedAuthor 3 weeks ago in playlist Hanks Songs
David Tenant, David Tenant
Flying the TARDIS, so brilliant!
And defeating the Master, that tyrant,
Come show me the universe
TheMachinegunkitteh 3 weeks ago in playlist Hanks Songs 19
One of my first celebrity crushes-
Benedict Cumberbatch, Benedict Cumberbatch
You, my dear, are quite the catch,
When I first saw you, you were a perfect match,
You'll always have a place in my heart.
lookingformybluebox 1 month ago
@lookingformybluebox But he's so weird looking.
shenhovigblack 3 weeks ago in playlist Hanks Songs
Before the Christmas season is over, make this video even funnier by watching in with the snowflake effect!
SMarshall92 1 month ago
Josh Groban, Josh Groban
"You Raise Me Up" time and again
I'll be the Barbie to your Ken
If you'll write me songs with a fountain pen
Josh Groban, you know I'll run "Straight to You"!!
singstudysmile 1 month ago
Alex Kingston is my Helen Hunt.
GONEmypurpleflapjack 1 month ago 5
@GONEmypurpleflapjack River Song, River Song
For you -- I'd wear a thong
Even though it's like a wedgie
If you'd except that phallic veggies
are I've got in the penis department!
GONEmypurpleflapjack 1 month ago 5
All of the guys on my guilt free three are old, one is gay and the other two are only minor celebs. Kinda sad really. :(
artyfarty1996 1 month ago
@artyfarty1996 Who are they?:D
lookingformybluebox 1 month ago
I love the end, when he turns bright red. <3 (:
chexmixultimate 1 month ago
I love her in 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun', she totally makes the movie!
ladysbaby 1 month ago
I liked the subliminal flash of Helen again at the end there.
Psykill3r 1 month ago
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GONEmypurpleflapjack 2 months ago
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GONEmypurpleflapjack 2 months ago
creeper mode.
camoblackhawk 2 months ago 6
I get the restraining order thing now. I'd be worried if I were Helen Hunt LOL
ecilana1234 2 months ago
I can't stop singing this song.
ecilana1234 2 months ago
When I see all of the guilt free threes in the comments I can truly see that I'm a part of the minority of guys in Nerdfiteria. I wonder if Nerdfiteria was, in it's years of ancient civilization, a matriarchal society... hmm
NicolasTurnbough 2 months ago in playlist Hanks Songs
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This song has been stuck in my head all day. Needless to say, I was scolded for singing this during my Current Issues exam today. I didn't even realize I was singing.
theusedx0 3 months ago
Is anybody else slightly upset that Hank Green doesn't rhyme with 'makes my heart do acrobatic stunts' or 'the twister of my burning want?'
kitkatliz1495 3 months ago 3
My guilt-free three: Chris Evans, Jim Sturgess, and T.O.P.
katemhmm 3 months ago
just natalie portman... only
jeffocdg 3 months ago
Guilt-free three
1. Brendon Urie
2. David Tennent
3. Martin Freeman... I can't explain that one, just something about him in the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy and the office
hsm102103 3 months ago 5
@hsm102103 That is a good starter for that list, I have to say. There was a time when the entirety of PatD was at the top of my Guilt Free Three list. Along with Gerard Way, who is still there.
darklingtrush 3 months ago
@hsm102103 I kind of love you for this. Just saying. In a completely non-creepy way that has probably been deemed unacceptable in many ways.
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digital tornados and cows
SuperMegaUberGenius 3 months ago
Is this the first Hank Song?
dancingintherain237 3 months ago
Gael Garcia Bernal, Anthony Hopkins, and Alan Rickman. Only one of these three has been deemed socially acceptable for a 22 year old to lust over.
KatyHallow 3 months ago
Hey Hank, my friend wants me to tell you you are on her Guilt-free-three now...I pity you, but you've joined the ranks with a college professor
nicsnort 3 months ago
My guilt-free three is Davied Tennent, Johnny Depp and... Jim Carrey.
appeasedsouls 3 months ago 3
ha. this was posted on my birthday (:
candyrox9311 3 months ago
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watching them all!
masonman1222 3 months ago in playlist More videos from vlogbrothers
wtf!?
edushreds 3 months ago
Helen probably wanted the restraining order just from the intro
Flashfire97 3 months ago in playlist Hanks Songs 6
the entire concept of a 'guilt-free three' is retarded, and more than kind of insulting to women.
rainbowdrinkemo 3 months ago
@rainbowdrinkemo
Anyone can be on anyone's Guilt Free Three. This includes men too. The concept in itself is rather silly, yes, but it's not insulting exclusively to women.
colinmochriesbuddy 3 months ago 4
@rainbowdrinkemo not if the female in the relationship has the same thing
Mikkamikkaify 3 months ago
i love this song.....so much.
shewhotalksalot 4 months ago
why dont you make song for your wife?
ItsAmysCrazyLife 4 months ago
@ItsAmysCrazyLife He has songs for his wife :)
1smileygirl1 4 months ago
@ItsAmysCrazyLife He has. Go watch "The luck of my life"
13495 4 months ago
@ItsAmysCrazyLife He did! It's called The Luck of My Life
ajaandkimmy 4 months ago
This might be the best song I've ever heard. LOL
demonhoopa 4 months ago
You looked so much more like a nerd back then.
cowcowmeowmeow 4 months ago
@cowcowmeowmeow
just looked like one...
nameless assumed nerdfighter, i am dissapointed.
DFTBA
JilleyWillyNilly 4 months ago
Lolllxxxx
Redemogirlsix 4 months ago
shut the hell up and show us Helen Hunt pictures.
sunnchilde 4 months ago
@sunnchilde If you can go on youtube, just go on Google.
charlieishisownform 4 months ago 3
so does anyone else want to send helen hunt a love card now
camoblackhawk 4 months ago
Hank has reeeeaaaally nice lips.
llamalacey 5 months ago
so...She actually heard this, right?
Lightavion 5 months ago
@Lightavion Yup. She posted on her twitter something about putting smiley faces on the restraining order.
lysolcoke2HD 5 months ago in playlist Hanks Songs
Hank looked really adorable at the end. Not even gonna lie.
EpiclyCourtney 5 months ago 4
aww. Baby hank has nice skin.
MsWasteland101 5 months ago
First Hank Green song!
hizachyo 5 months ago 3
Hank's such a creeper. I love it. xD
ThisisAidan 5 months ago 4
If I was Helen Hunt, this song would've been my favorite of all time, it's amazing XD
TooMuchIntensity 5 months ago
I think it's so amazing thy Helen Hunt has heard the song. There's nothing that Nerdfighteria can't do if we work together. :)
accgirl01 5 months ago 34
ahahahahhahaha hank you're so creepy.
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welaughindoors91 6 months ago
My favorite line is "Your husband's name is Hank right? Well my name is Hank too!"
sighcantthinkofaname 6 months ago 13
This kind of makes me want to write a song about my celebrity crush.
Neil Patrick Harris, Neil Patrick Harris
From your loafers to your gorgeous blonde hair-is,
I find that I myself don't care-is
That you're two and a half times my age
TheMirandamorgan 6 months ago 86
@TheMirandamorgan and married with twins.
slave2therapy 5 months ago
@TheMirandamorgan hes gay
rahrmelon209 5 months ago
@TheMirandamorgan Not to mention he's gay. Though He's mine too. haha.
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AlexStrangerful 2 months ago
@TheMirandamorgan do you care he's gay
not making fun of him, he's actually gay
if you're a girl then i'm sorry :/
DaftAnime 1 month ago
@TheMirandamorgan and he is gay ... just saying
kaak1212 1 month ago in playlist Hanks Songs
@TheMirandamorgan and Neil Patrick Harris gay!
theJJcomedycrew 3 weeks ago in playlist Hanks Songs
@TheMirandamorgan he's also gay
timbalion 3 weeks ago
the restraining order is a JOKE
riotriotriot55 6 months ago 5
On her twittershe wrote good job simley facesz and flowers on the restraning order so she threatend him
peacelovegreenshoes 6 months ago
I LOVE her because of As Good As It Gets.
llTomlll 6 months ago
He seems so super creepy in this video, no wonder she took out a restraining order. But i laughed all the way through.
saber1992 6 months ago 7
@saber1992 Did she actually take out a restraining order!?
llTomlll 6 months ago
@llTomlll
yea she really did, lol. Couldnt see the joke i guess.
saber1992 6 months ago
@saber1992 Wow! LOL!
She's my favourite actress :( I loved her in As Good As It Gets... sad that she didn't have a good sense of humour this time!
llTomlll 6 months ago
@saber1992 I think I would have been flattered/shocked/creeped out but I would have thought it was funny. xD
ThisisAidan 5 months ago
Did you smoke a big bowl of pot when you wrote this song?
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KittiMitties 6 months ago
Watching this coz mentioned in 150000 autographs videos :D
512AliN 6 months ago 57
i have this on constant replay thank you hank now i know how john and the yeti felt its just so much awsome that i have to hear it over and over
peacelovegreenshoes 6 months ago
@sandclaw123 really she did
peacelovegreenshoes 6 months ago
I hope Helen Hunt wasn't creeped out by the "in your pants" thing when she watched this :/
papercutoutgirl 6 months ago
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@papercutoutgirl HA! She filed a restraining order against him!
Sandclaw123 6 months ago
@papercutoutgirl She probably was. XD;;
ToraShadowFox14 6 months ago
@papercutoutgirl my i remind you of the restraining order!ya im going take a wild guess and say she was!
mreawsomeman 6 months ago
me gusta helen
tebancamacho 6 months ago
can't stop singing this song! helen hunt doing acrobatic stunts is stuck in my head!
ninaelle2003 6 months ago
@ LilyTheAnnoyance As long as your not dating Tom Milsom I'm cool with it too x3
randumpanduh 6 months ago
Weird to think that now she has seen this.
nerdfighters rock.
xemily91 6 months ago 2
Maybe it's her beautiful collar bone...
CuteSmokes 6 months ago
Definitely don't have a Guilt-Free Three. Though I guess I've never actually thought about it. Come to think of it, my step dad loves Helen Hunt. But he's older.
otakubabe555 6 months ago
Hank and Helen have very similar jaw lines.....
kwills426 6 months ago in playlist All Brotherhood 2.0 Videos (simply for convience purposes)
Wow. I do not understand how Hank's looks have evolved so noticeably in the last four-odd years. Apparently, people naturally become more attractive as they become more famous. Because he isn't so good-looking in 2007, but he's like my Internet-pretend-boyfriend now.
Surprisingly, so is John. In my little pretend-boyfriend universe, I am dating Hank, John, Charlie McDonnell, Alex Day, Toby Turner, and two British rockstars. Somehow, they're all cool with each other too. It's awesome!
LilyTheAnnoyance 7 months ago 2
I just imagined Hank on PCP. Scary stuff, right there.
EmptyChannelIsEmpty 7 months ago 3
"I'm the creepiest of them alllll!"
I4gotmyMANTRA 7 months ago 6
Oh hank, creepy creepy hank.
NobelNighthawk274 7 months ago 4
Mad creepy, bro
casualevils 7 months ago
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GONEmypurpleflapjack 7 months ago
I dont know why i thought this was about helena bonham carter. I could see her being in the guilt free 3 because shes an acquired taste but helen hunt? Oh well
Sirwastealot 7 months ago 2
@Sirwastealot Dude, I would totally switch out Idina Menzel in my GFT for Helena Bonham Freaking Carter!
dolphin64575 7 months ago 3
@dolphin64575 I had to search out idina menzel but yea shes hot, i saw her in glee
Sirwastealot 7 months ago
I keep forgetting how creepy Hank is in this :/
xsupershrimp 7 months ago 8
Guess what.... it's Helen Hunt's birthday today:D
themistakencolours 7 months ago 3
which movie is her hair flip from?
nixxelpixxel 7 months ago
@nixxelpixxel Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Obinn77 7 months ago
@nixxelpixxel Girls just wanna have fun.
GONEmypurpleflapjack 7 months ago
GFT: Pauley Perrette, Olivia Wilde, and Idina Menzel
dolphin64575 7 months ago 2
@dolphin64575 I love you so much right now.
LitNerd22 7 months ago
my gft are John, Hank and Daniel Biss.
blulemonade 7 months ago
...I had a dream about this song last night. thanks Hank!
MakeMeIsaac 7 months ago
I'll bet if Helen Hunt watched this, you'd get her autograph! >.> ...On a restraining order.
thewhinykid 7 months ago 8
Awesomeness of this is limitless!
tabtui 7 months ago
first song wednesday!
Ravenclaw797 8 months ago
I wish I could have seen Helen's reaction as she watched this.
LifeMustard 8 months ago 18
it's so creepy, but such a great song!
IDontLoveJessica 8 months ago 3
women are more likely to like them old but on my free 3 is Edward James Olmos
...you may know him as admiral Adama on Battlestar Galactica
BuickGirl1986 8 months ago in playlist Vlogbrothers Playlist Part 1
So you know how Hank's name is actually William Henry Green?
I'm pretty sure he changed his name precisely for this purpose.
shhs2012saudy4u 8 months ago 5
O.O
lmssfsc 8 months ago
Helen Hunt... omg I FORGOT HELEN HUNT!
and Sarah Jessica Parker
and Jennifer Annisten
my guilt-free three...
yeah... that'll work...
striperdude 8 months ago
Someone should really explain the in your pants joke to Helen Hunt so she's not as freaked ut.
Way to go Hank!
Nerdfighter12 8 months ago 31
OH OH! they put it as a watch now on Netflix!!!
Ilovesmesomeketchup 8 months ago
yep type in "Cannon Movie Tales: The Frog Prince Pt 1" for Helen's first movie!
Ilovesmesomeketchup 8 months ago
Ever seen the "Frog Prince"? It was by Cannon Movie Tales and it was her first movie. It also has the guy who played Jambi the Genie as the frog and the girl who originally played Annie! I love the movie so much! its on youtube if you want to watch it, they never put it on DVD :(
Ilovesmesomeketchup 8 months ago
Helen Hunt... She whips her hair back and forth, she whips her hair back and forth!
lol
WateverWatever04 8 months ago
2401 likes? guess who that 1 was?
thepokkanome 8 months ago 2
helen hunt should be flattered haha
lin90210 8 months ago
DFTBA!! :$
TheGfields 8 months ago
that's so creepy. I would also file some sort of restraining order if someone wrote a song like this about ME. But good that she finally watched it
1234asdf2274 8 months ago 11
Guilt free three??
TheMihong 8 months ago 2
I'm so proud of us :) Nerdfighters!
roxanett 8 months ago 2
Is it just me, or does Hank talk really slow in this video?
uncool95 8 months ago 13
What's with the subliminal Helen Hunt picture at the end?
WritingIsHappiness 8 months ago 5
@WritingIsHappiness It's for the thumbnail
trouble982 8 months ago
I wonder how many of us went back to watch this after Hank's birthday video...
DementorzGetMe 8 months ago 424
@DementorzGetMe
ME!
621jacob 7 months ago
@DementorzGetMe at least 210 :]
JilleyWillyNilly 6 months ago
@DementorzGetMe uh everyone
camoblackhawk 4 months ago
The tweet about the restraining order makes sense now.
rhylin26 8 months ago 27
When you think about it.... It must have been so awkward for her to watch this :L
holyherro 8 months ago 231
@holyherro I think everybody felt a little awkward watching this XD
TheMousetalon 8 months ago 29
@holyherro It was awkward for me to watch this
Benjofresh 5 months ago 47
@holyherro especialy the part about hanks pants... x(
webmaster8040 5 months ago 6
I think she might have been really creeped out about the in your pants line
daddyvlog 8 months ago 11
Who said helen Hunt was old and ugly? She isn't ugly... WTF
rosydonut 8 months ago 4
bwahhahahahaha 2.40.... xD
jeaniebaby001 8 months ago
he looks nerdy-er in this video
The1Ray1W1Johnson 8 months ago
i love how death cab for cutie is playing at the beginning:D hank is just amazing...lmao did she really get a restraining order..ANYONE KNOW?
lovesababe 8 months ago
Now i get why she sent that twitter.
lunarfire13 8 months ago
The one line about his pants is just a little overboard that makes everyone love hank
MsLarissa724 8 months ago
I used to love Helen Hunt when I was younger. Though in middle school we had a project: we had to send a letter to our favorite actor/actress. If we got a response, we received an A+. She never wrote back T.T
GsisLounge 8 months ago
creepy enough to get a restraining order. xD Oh Hank, why did you have to include the bit about your friend bleeding in the snow? Without that she may have just been flattered.
lizerbeth10 8 months ago 4
you guys were so nerdy back in the day :P
21CenturyRevolution 8 months ago
Love can be so . . . creepy . . . i can see why she got a restraining order. <3
AnimeKitty202 8 months ago 9
Wow, you looked so young back then.
Elemarth 8 months ago
We got her to watch it. Is there any way to get her to do a video response?
CassesVultus 8 months ago 3
the definition of nerdy sexy
nicoleeeetozier 8 months ago
I remembered this song being super catchy, but I had forgotten how super creepy it was.
TheIdeaofPears 8 months ago 20
This would be a lot less creepy if his face wasn't so close and intense. It's a little frightening. Okay, a lot frightening.
rabidrosa 8 months ago 21
this is really, really creepy.
PKsDancingGIrl 8 months ago 3
it's weird that helen hunt is 16 years older than him...
ZAPdontlook 8 months ago
Lol she knows.
miteyboosh23 8 months ago
At first I hear about the restraining order and said "What for? It's just a song." But then I went back and listened to it for the first time in months and I went "Ahhhh, I get it." Creeptastic.
FreeHugBoy 8 months ago 6
Nerdfighteria and Hank Green win the internet tonight!
nontypicalguy 8 months ago 3
omg this song is so good and SO CREEPY BECAUSE SHE SAW IT hahaha
lightscomingout 8 months ago 10
I can't stop laughing XD Hank was suuuuch a creeper!! LOVE YOU HANK!
lemonice2700 8 months ago 2
Did she actually threaten a restraining order?
miloismyedward 8 months ago 4
Guilt free three #2: Companion Cube
Guilt free three #3: Anything Hank can hump ;D
pendragonmalasia 8 months ago 6