Scorpion Queen

[88Hellrazr]

I have two that are pregnant there getting massive they ended up killing my male Scorpio D:

[crookandflail1]

want to feel the sting of the scorpion queen in your heart, beware stay away the sting awaits the wicked eyes. chang your thought patterns the radius will be 10 miles stay away.

[Alexxx1OO1]

ooh, i thought they were talking about Mortal Kombat..

[murr395]

Two great bands combined into one animal!

[joby919]

they look like facehuggers off of aliens vs predetor!

[timotallgren]

Fuck, I was looking for a Scorpions song xD

[Zelouis565]

@timotallgren me too lol

[chaclapa]

It looks cute :P

[mywillfull]

@chaclapa Does Anyone wanna MATE here? :P lolz

[VenusRosemaryOli]

a little cocky, are we?

[TheRaymondFactor]

If more narrators sounded/talked like this guy, science class videos wouldn't be as boring :P

[ghost7518]

nice

[pureblackeagle]

THOSE THINGS ARE FRICKIN HUGE!

[D0OMZDAYZ]

The narrator sounds like he's divorced

[MatheusBond]

How could the Wind of Change music video suggest this?

[taterbrains]

Well, that's okay, I didn't need any sleep tonight..

[Hitmonchan107]

Huh, I thought this was the sequel to The Scorpion King.

[panchodaman]

What's up with National Geographic going comical? Keep it educational.

[shahidmexico]

@panchodaman Still educational, but more relax and easy going!

[MaSecretLife]

thumbs up if you came from the mega deth video scorpion

[starkyliam]

@MaSecretLife haha, I came here from The Scorpions "Wind of Change"

[chrisdevil9]

@MaSecretLife well, to be honest, I came here from Wind Of Change :P

[lufeinaji]

hahhahahahaha! wat a slut! havin so many babies...

[VivaHelsinki]

Why is the video called 'Scorpion Queen' ? Scorpions don't live in hives. I think 'Scorpion female' or 'Scorpion courtship' would be more accurate.

[yosi567]

scorpions and quenn are a very good bands.

[Baconishealthy]

haha i love this narrators accent

[ATE0GRONE]

sfsfsefse

[TheObliviousPreacher]

Mommy!

[Curicua]

ugly ass critters

[starkyzazation]

That was hot. LOL my scorpion wouldn't eat for a while so I just left her alone, and once when I checked up on 'him' there was white stuff on his back which I thought was fungus or somefing because he died but it was just HER babies... :D

[frank4U2NV]

all dat scorpion ass

[malishmalishin]

shes beautiful.

[Marfastcmback]

Jeeez, he was a real hunk on her.

[Keith459001]

so "she" is the quarterback huh? whoa.....

[KonataStar00]

1:13 which eye of all 8? xD

[kXpimpin]

Axe and lighter.

[TheKamikazeen]

Because they cant write, you moron.

[Tristan4115]

God I would hate being a scorpion female if a have to look after all those babies

[dannysltang]

the narrator seriously sucks

[williamtom0]

he just keeps saying babies

[williamtom0]

2:10 BABIES

[Bethalaine]

... Why is the narrator talking to me like he's reading me some horrible sex fantasy? ):

[darktigerx]

the babies are like living hardened semen thats molded into a scorpion.

god molds creation and breathes life into it.

[TheTrollAccount]

Fuck all Irish people. They suck. All they do is obsess over getting wasted, the color green, rainbows, pot of gold, superstitious beliefs, and lots of sex.

Fuck you no one who is normal wants to kiss you. Lucky Charms is the nastiest cereal ever. Irish people messed up the United States with their corrupt nature and over pride for their heritage. Leprechauns are gay. IRISH PEOPLE ARE SO VIOLENT AND CRUDE. GETTING DRUNK ALL TIME MAKING HARSH JOKES. DANCING LIKE FUCKTARDS.

[bananaxcheese]

dude chill. drink a glass of milk and change your tampon.

[potipp]

hey bitch ass, remember me, dude chill drink a class of sperm, and transform ur vagina into chris browns arm. u ass hole bitch ass fuck shot

[theokhan]

2:45 Creepy o.O

[is4lip]

Cute. =3

[Kimcee4younme]

Wow... I thought scorpions were much more brutal.

[mirarostodo]

Now she goes to a SS office to ask for Food Stamps and Medicaid.

[MzDr33zy]

wow this would be hell for a woman to wait 18 months just to have a kid lol

[Amarian86]

well, that was educational. Personally, i freak out with scorpions. But i gotta say, the baby ones were kinda cute. ^^ all marshmellowy

[TheEirica]

zomg...scorpion sex is so LOL XD

[kyleh56]

He tore that ass up!

[671LordsofGuamtown]

People still shop at Kmart"?

[zellychan]

I really don't like the narrator/announcer for this....he sounds so cheesy.

[Amarian86]

but that's what makes it so funny. :D

lol especially the ending. "Will they send you a mothers day card? yeah, probably not. kids" lol

[TehSmellulare]

Getting laid is like a covert operation for the male - he's gotta run in there, do some dancing, plant his little sperm packet and run away, all without getting killed.

Also, seriously whats a "sperm packet" dude? Like what damn scientist decided the word "packet" should be used...lol why not "goody-bag" or some shit?

[souljabarb]

@TehSmellulare getting laid is a covert operation for us too.

[TehSmellulare]

Pretty much, yea. But I've never left a sperm packet unattended...

[MsSourNSweet]

@TehSmellulare LOL @ "goody-bag" i gotta second that. gettin laid is a covert operation for guys too??

[jokemasterslifer]

I know scorpions are freaking ugly, and their babies are no exception, but the babies were a little cute in their own marshmallow colored way. X) I feel bad for the males, no sex. :( Just a bunch of precision dance maneuvers. XD

[Vleesball]

bah ugly things

[supersonic268862]

thanx 4 the info

[newSeaguLnew]

that bitch!

[RegistrationCop]

I remember when I went to the grand canyon, some guy said these people were sleeping on the ground in the canyon with sleeping bags at night. And in the middle of the night he shined a black light on the bags and they were littered with scorpions. I guess they liked the body heat.

[chrispollock]

yuck. kill scorpions

[reapermachine]

NEVAR SCORPIONS ARE OUR OVERMEN

[Alexvideoclip]

A scorpion is an animal ?

Not a band name ?

[Keith459001]

wow, what a badass mom

[b1ackic3]

scorpion sex

[TheUberOrange]

@b1ackic3 lulz

[StreetMagus]

Does the female scorpion sit there for 18 months?

[DirtyMill08]

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[zee339]

@DirtyMill08 humanity sucks, why not war with them?

[shielz2k9]

u kinky b1tch

[Crazee108]

i wish he'd stop reffering to ME as a scorpion! D=

[Mr6hero9]

damn just makes you wonder how beautiful life can be and how us humans are ruining the world and the wonderful animals on it

[EngelVerloren]

Not our fault.... it's our human nature. Peace will never exist, because we need war, we are ruining the world yeah but most of us don't seem to give a fuck about it. Though yeah.. they are wonderful animals out there, used to be beautiful nature as well, till we decided to modify it and make it either shitty or poluted.

[Mr6hero9]

well as humans we are entitled to take action and from what I see nobody wants to do anthing except worry about the next hollywood movie o worry about the stupid celebrities

[EngelVerloren]

Sad aye, like the tiger woods stuff, who gives a fuck if he apologizes, most people cheat anyways and we didn't need a public announcement.

[zee339]

@EngelVerloren he has to apologize because he is black. white people do this and we pat them on the back, call THEM pimps!

[RuinofDarkness]

O= That's so cool!

[V4LENT1NE]

God I would stamp on that thing so damn fast.

[90CRXGSR]

You're gonna "stamp" it? Are you gonna mail it somewhere or what?

[V4LENT1NE]

Stamp, Stomp, meh.

[riskitonme]

You would stamp it? lol

[7Somerset]

lol ryu vs scorpion from mortal kombat vs street fighter is in the related videos section!

[minaLUV88]

its all about ermac

[acuradan623]

aww i just wanna cuddle wuddle with it esso cute

[sfcender2012]

so cute

[Balmung812]

lol cool

[ImAmerikkkan]

i wanna fuck that scorpion

[acuradan623]

that made me lolz

[giggilamour]

Such a disgusting animal!

[DinoMaster229]

Giggilamour, you're disgusting!

[giggilamour]

What? Scorpions are vile,nasty and poisonous!

[DinoMaster229]

Well, you'll have to live with it. They are a part of nature. To a scorpion, you would probably look big and ugly.

[PsiStarstormOmega981]

@DinoMaster229 0:01 to skip



[swordebrithil12]

@DinoMaster229 Lol sometimes I wonder how a sexy human girl would look through a scorpion's eyes and how a sexy female scorpion looks through a male scorpion's eyes.

[CB4toJO]

boobs.

[XxM4RKoZxX]

what?

no anal? =[

[fanartprof]

HOLY CRUD! 18 months of gestation?!

[jaydaddyc91]

In my butt!

[jaydaddyc91]

Lets have gay sex!

[tolopes69]

18 months! wow..

[medaa25]

i hate nature docs with anything but good old facts told in a somewhat neutral tone.

leave jokes to mythbusters.

[Veliuszero1]

@medaa25 they can be pretty funny sometimes. with so many species of scorpion/spider where the females wear the man pants i wouldnt call the jokes offbase or anything.

[pureefficient]

@medaa25 i like this narrator. I do agree with your statements but it will appeal more to some of the other less interterested audiences. Animals are my life they have always been. I catch them,study them,own them,cherish them.

This narrator still gives out factual information with a few jokes. The happy tone might help people focous somewhat more on the subject. I know i wouldnt want to be in english class listening to my boring teaching talking a full straight hr rather then my math tchr.

[Ryoukun16]

@medaa25 Goddamn whiners.

[B4TT3RY]

baby scorpion at 2:51 is kinda adorable :3

[ballingcash]

nasty sheet

[shinvergil]

I hate scorpions.

[giggilamour]

Me too! They're vile and dangerous.

[pix00l]

dont be stupid. they arent vile, if they attack u its because they feel threaten...

[CoolShadesBro]

this guy got jokes lol

[sdafdsfsdfdsfsdf]

commentator creeps me out plz find someone else with a more mature voice

[94Holyshit]

NIce

[1888junkteam]

excellent work

[hungsmong]

amazing commentating!

[Rohkus]

Yah, that commendatory guy is entertaining with fun facts ha!

[bouncieboy44]

did anyone else get the shivers?

[Nonniemayrox]

SCORPIOS FRIEND ME.11-5-78 FTW!

[TheCrewslayer]

Wow

[fansdesofia]

scorpion whore!

[MaicoMoon]

The babies look kinda cute. But not really.

[MattIsDelicious]

narrator is cool

[davismc8]

indeed, yet you are such a bag of douche.. interesting..

[ihgiwehgeuhg]

Jelly scorpions with water taste...

[n3rdbear]

Those babies look like Jelly Scorpions as in jelly beans lol

[eunit17721772]

Usually national geographic's videos are sweet but the commentary by the stupid guy ruined this video for me

[seventy7whitesheep]

can the scorpion queen have sex with death stalker?

[nickny123123]

epic ^^

[CodyLonsdale]

I don't know what to say... Aweeeh or Eeew

[dominicangta4]

hit it and quit it thats my motto lolZz

[SpicaLisa]

Narration is pretty hilarious!

[OverHereDear]

♫ On the wind that lifts her perfume through the air

I'm pickin' up good vibrations

She's giving me excitations

I'm pickin' up good vibrations ♫

[yosoyeltupapi]

...not just American actually Europe has more bestiality origins

[marcusdadog]

Ahh i fuckin hate scorpions

[Chris3836]

So this was how I was born. O.O AWESOME And my mom said that babies come from eBay. LOL

[xXxTAKeIToVeRxXx]

ROFL nice...

[jaceten]

@Chris3836 Lucky You! I came from Craig's List. I hear eBay babies are better. Bastard, lol

[Chris3836]

HAHA LOL

[WWWoABANDONoPL]

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[Nilo19907]

''eyes like the moon, all eight of them'' lol

[sonicblob999]

cool

[TheHockerman]

nasty

[magicman1455]

If i ever see one of these ill step on them.

[wolfsword69master]

lol i would too :P

[Sergiosauce024]

@magicman1455

haha me too.

[aRcaneTheProducerr]

GROSS

[TheBlackAlpha16]

Wow, I've seen the white scorpion babies before. Very interesting but ugly.

[TheBlackAlpha16]

Wow, I've seen the white scorpion babies before. Very interesting but ugly.

[Krowsnose]

Those babies are fuckin creepy

[xtinct2]

what hell kind of a narrator is this???...hahaha

[snitches2442]

my aim is ncrams39

[PreppyPoser1]

Pretty cool.

[mikecheesy1]

they are like spiders?

[seeaeytch]

this is so disgusting

[jm30300]

what a boring way to have sex

[sfsTrader]

all that and no mother's day card?

[themvsmevsu]

Nature's ways....

[hilololomoa]

very good porn video.thanks

[kyuteh]

lol i think they used zerg hive soundbytes from starcraft in this

[Snortemup]

Lol ya man. Sc2 june 1st woot.

[clearout1234]

@kyuteh I have seen programs earlier using sounds like the sc1 academy for "scary" stuff ^^

[TheFlyGuy009]

that male should be like " FUCK should have used a condom, god danm child support

[chris2d2539returns]

The narrator don't talk like this on the show, like with a sense of humor and all.

[096085]

IF i Ever See One Of This creature in My house I Will Step On It So Hard lord.... Matter Of Fact Ill Get A Broom And Rock With it many of you may look at me like a bad person but i rather kill and not throw out side and sting some one to death

[happyfaceteehee]

"KIDS...."

[6thhokagephil]

its too bad this breed of scorpions dont stay pure white when they grow up, that would be cool :D

[xemmas]

lmfao wat a epic fail animal is he fails hes dead LOL XD dam talk about pressure

[fireflyxtra]

"If he doesn't fullFILL his role, you can kill him at any time" ... Oh boy, ain't it the truth...

[IvanMyRooM]

pls don't,we have soul...and some tiny winny...we love you! xD

[CiscoBoy963]

I will step on it before it gets the chance to sting me!

[awhitwarrior77]

haha

[riskoish]

omg the commentor is talking to idiots i think.. fucking stupid..

[polemarhos]

Documentaries become less and less serious over time.

It is like they are addressing stupid people.