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  • hahahahhahahas hell yeah! AWESOME!

  • HAHHAHA 2:31 HE FUCKING POSED FOR THE PICTURE GOOD MAN GOOD MAN HOLY SHIT

  • I love the irony in this video... he parks wrong to boot someone els who is parked in the wrong... its like here in the US where cops do 10mph + over the limit just to catch up to tail you and ticket you for 1 mile over... maybe you should come here and start given cops tickets...

  • Park right, avoid fines. Pay fines, avoid the boot. Don't know the UK's clamping policies but regardless you can avoid this. Hating ppl for doing their job how fuckin stupid.

  • @The1FastGP You must be a clamper

  • @kilIershrimp Indeed I am :) Well I used to anyway, I just supply the clamp where I work. You can insult me all you want, it makes no difference to me . Before this I was un-employed and very gratefull once my department took me in and gave me a job. From what I see on this video, the clampers in the UK are draconian, but it is their policy and laws not them the clampers. It is a job. Nothing more, nothing less.

  • Classic. Wish I could have been there.

  • i just love you that is just epic :DDDD

  • dammit now i have to find maxhax2000's comment !

  • u should have been more secretive about it

  • Smashing! Just loved it!

    Clamp me and I'll clamp you back!

  • hahahahahahahahaha OMG THIS ITS FUCKING GOOD GOOD JOB hahahahahaha

  • jajajajajjaajajajja good  really nice jajajajajajaj

  • Awesome.

  • Stick it to the man!

  •  that was great

  • Interfering with a public servant working may be illegal in your state/city

  • @isilder This took place on a private estate, not the public highway. The clamper is an employee of a private company, not a public servant. Aggressive clamping for profit i.e without prior warning of a regular parking ticket, takes place on private property.

  • @isilder the clampers on public roads work for local councils in the UK and are contractors- a private company hired by the council. They literally wait for people to get out of their cars to put coins in the parking meters and clamp them while their back is turned, then charge them to let go. If there was any rationale for beating people up in public with a lead pipe and stomped with spiked running shoes, these people provide it.

  • lmao ,genius!!!

    

  • lmao

    

  • You don't clamp illegally parked cars, you give them tickets, you clamp cars that have consistently not paid their parking tickets. So the official clamper is just stupid. I have no sympathy for people who get clamped because they are chronic parking violators.

  • Well done !  Keep going :)

  • just pour sugar in there tank.

  • @maxhax2000 Mythbusters busted that. Sugar doesn't work. BUT Bleach works. I already tested it out on my ex wife's car. I hate the bitch.

  • @M4D5K1L2 haha nice

  • I love the way he poses next to the wheel for the photo! Classic! :D

  • AWESOME!

    

  • funny lol

  • Best way to beat a clamper? $42 pair of bolt cutters

  • @TheArmydude050290 lock pick gun only cost 40 us dollars and does not harm their property.i do it in louisiana in the city of new orleans ,they hate coming back to a lock that is still locked but no car is there.

  • @disturbed1199 dont lock pick guns work just like bump locking?

    and now most locks are immue or resistant to bumb locking so how does the gun work?

  • lol, cool !

  • CLASSIC!!!!!! lol

  • chaps a hero hahaha

  • Brilliant

  • thats really great work mate. i appreciate it. cheers mr. clamper

  • I love it.. i laughed so hard.!

  • i love you!!!!

  • So what was the outcome of this if and when the police arrive? I'm just dying to find out.

  • thats actually a cool idea. cos he is parked just as 'ilegally' as the cars hes clamping. lol

  • noicely play me frend

  • EPIC!!

  • I'd like to see someone pull that on me here. I'd ask very nicely 3 times, then the AK would come out of the trunk. Either take it off and take it with you, or I'll take it off and you'll never be able to use it again. Those chains would be no match for a few well placed 5.45x39 caliber steel core rounds. I doubt he would say no to an angry man with an assault rifle. And as long as it was not loaded, and I made no threats of violence towards anyone, I'd get disorderly conduct at worst.

  • @cauberallies which was your favoruite GTA? mine was San Andreas

  • Awesome...

  • REVENGE IS BEST SERVED COLD.

  • this looks like a fucking episode of the office or something i cant believe this is real, nothing like this should be happening for real.

  • 6 people had 2 wheel drive

  • hahahahahaha

  • Fking brilliant!

  • in the USA we also have car "clamps."  in the USA they are called the "Denver Boot." named and invented in the city of Denver, CO i guess.

  • @roaringwaterbay You know what else was made in the USA? The Colt Patterson revolver, something the Clampers would never see coming...

  • What works better then clamping thier van is a punch to the face and some bolt cutters.

  • @SSgtParmer Yes because boot means the trunk of a car in England.

  • @themitch28 And a lass is a young woman and a lad Is a young Man BLoody Brilliant Vid Man

  • haha, funny. He is at work, so I;m sure he doesn't mind as much though.

  • @SSgtParmer yes douche isnt that obvious

  • Strong to very strong

  • they know the pain of my bolt cutters in my trunk =D

  • dude you rock! sweet sweet revenge! do unto other what u want other to do unto you hhahahaha literally! dumbass actual clamper

  • this is sweet

  • Why would you clamp a vehical? Just give them a parking ticket like in the usa.... If they put one of those on my car I would send them a bill for scratching my rims and paint with chain.

  • So let's take an inventory here -- this guy purposely got his own vehicle clamped, just so that he could clamp the clamper's vehicle? That doesn't seem very intelligent, does it?

    He should have followed the clamping van and waited until he clamped someone else's vehicle -- now he has to pay the fine!

  • @Purushadasa totally worth it IMO

  • I love it, expressly the polite,

    I don't have any parking stickers to put on your van, could I have one of yours.

    This video is excellent.

  • FA!

  • Everyone should do what the French did. Put superglue in every clamp lock mechanism rendering that clamp useless. Eventually it became too expensive to clamp.

  • You Brits are just so cool. In Los Angeles a swat team would have been called, a K9 unit dispatched and you would have been beaten by 8 cop, arrested for resisting and charged assault on a police officer.

  • haha good stuff

  • would of been funnier if it wasnt his own car....

  • wait, why do they clamp your vehicle? Is it like getting towed?

  • REVENGE

  • lol i <3 British ppl. :D

  • 1:30

  • Clamper: FAIL. Pedestrian: WINNNN!!!!!!

  • that's clever i wish i could set a motion sensor bomb so when they come to clamp the tire it blows off in there face.

  • hahaha Good one

  • Lol

  • hahahaha fucking great!! he deserves it

  • ahahahahahahah that is very funny good job

  • LOL

  • Revenge!!!

  • When he made his picture the guy should have gave the thumbs up and a smile, that would have been nice for him to show who clamped his van.lol

  • bolt cutters

  • Step 1.) Buy GTR

    Step 2.) Keep driving

  • hahahahahahahahahahaha !!!! even the queen thinks it's funny......

  • EPIC WIN ! ! ! ! ! ! !

  • Conceptually clamping stupid. You dont want them to park there, so you disable their vehicle, so they cant leave, and the parking space is used up indefinitely. Brilliant!

  • @jeffgooloolie british thing? where i live in the states they only clamp if you have outrageously outstanding parking tickets... like a glovebox full.

  • @StormOfSwords Not true. In Chicago they have private clampers who do this all day.

  • love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • FUCK THE CLAMPERS YOUR A GOD

  • pity they got such a pussy to clamp him, id have loved to do that then tell the clamper to fuck off when he asked me what i was doing.

    scotlands got the right idea but fuck me its pay parking.....EVERYWHERE

  • Hahaha fkn lovely

  • I advise everybody to buy a set of Record 942 bolt cutters.

    They cut through that 11mm chain in seconds, trust me!!!

  • At £300 they are not cheap though...

  • @GKandPebbles That's all very well, but what do you do when they have your registration; And be pragmatic now, the bastards will send the debt collectors after you.

  • England should follow what Scotland done a while ago and outlaw clamping completely. 100, 000 clamped in London alone in a year, poor buggers.

  • Haha yes I love it!

  • fucking love it!!!

  • do they not sell bolt cutters in UK? that has to be the weakest clamp i have ever seen. you could have it off in 5 min if that.

  • you are fucking great man. my mate got clamped 2day and they were actually watching us and waited 4 us to leave and made their move. and i went mental!!!! i WE payed and after we went down to wickes bought some thick stainless steel chain and padlock and when they wernt lookin we tighed it to their weel and their axel with a little post it note sayin NICE ISINT IT?.

  • @hotcopone u f**ing legend

  • 1:42 the idiot still doesn't get it.

  • 1:18 classic !!!!

    The clamper WAS parked illegally.

    Every motorist should be equipped with a clamp at the ready for such an opportunity.

  • YAAAAAH HOOOOO! WELL DONE !!!!

  • slash the clampers tires that will piss him off

  • Why not just slash the clamper, am sure that'll piss him off a little bit more hahah.

  • Fuck clampers, idiots, hate them. Just an excuse for private companies to make a lot of money.

  • not only are you a prick,you're illiterate too

  • If you knowingly park illegally and you get court, it's your fault, get on with it. If you get court, unknowingly your paking where you should not, due to lack of signs, you have a point. If you are acting within the law and get clamed, then you also have a point.

  • if you knew you were parked illegally ... then why the hell cry about being clamped? - it's like complaining that you smashed your nose in because you didnt bother to avoid walking into a pole! fucking stupid! clamping sucks - but if you parked illegally - then get a fucking dummy to suck if you cant do anything about it

  • how about giving a cop a speeding ticket for street racing as he tries to catch up with you for speeding , lol

  • Depends, if you driving at stupid speeds, knowingly, then they are in their rights. If they give you one anyway, even if your following the law, you have a point. Don't brake the law and you should be fine. The agrument is with people who act within the law and still get clamed, etc, unfairly.

  • This is great idea!

  • win

  • Clamping so SO stupid! Its like "you are parked illegally.. you shouldn't be parked here.. parking here is prohibited or hazardous, so I'm going to put a thing on your car so that you can't move it from being somewhere illegal, so you'll be parked here... longer"

    Well.. uhh..? what the fuck?!

  • serves the cunt right I hope the next episode is some clamping his bitch of a mum in the head

  • The thing is, it's not his fault lol.

    It's his job, and he has to do it for money.

  • @jameswsparker wow your a fucking tool. you dont HAVE to be a clamper!!! its a choice. with that choice comes consequences

  • pahahahahahaha

  • Fucking wankers job.

  • stupid lil pricks! how do they sleep @ night ?no one likes them i hate them and traffic wardens cash cows for the councils! go F*** yourselves all of you and your worthless jobs, I HATE YOU

  • be careful when you shop at pakn save! the clampers are there, they abit like the swine flu bulshit, if anyone know where henderson auck is, they were there ...

  • i call it crap and save ..and watch out at countdown as well the fuckers are around there as well!

  • this is actually a fake video. either that or the clampers van is knicked lol. look at the rear number plate of his van and you can see the real plate stuck underneath!!!!!

    either that or i need some new contact lenses lmao

  • Bus incident not enough, belt-sand all their skin off then throw them into an industrial tumble dryer full of rocksalt.

  • It wouldn't be so bad if a fix penalty were issued but clamping to extort money and causing inconvenience to the driver is real scummy. I bet most clampers are ex-cons or one time school bullies. Don't you wish they get crushed by a bus?

  • You're right all bad egg clampers are ex cons and related to drug dealing and football violence. ect.

  • fuck ace fella!!!! top man!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Give that man a cigar, 5 stars!!

  • That's it, give those bastards a taste of thair own medicene!

  • LOL Genius!!

  • hahahahaha Clampers are fucking scum ... I say cut their balls off and then make them eat their testacles. Swines ...

  • By I'm sure that by law you have to clamp the front drivers side and also if you haven't locked the clamps padlock when the owner gets back to the vehicle you have to release it.

  • sounds like im inciting criminal damage, Ignore last comment lol

  • Clampers trade of premises , Hit them where it hurts, - No premises = No business

  • well done.

  • That dude has brass balls. he he he!

  • Haha, if you give the attitude that the real clamper gave to the guy playing with him, he'll go fucking nuts.

  • Clampers are wankers- they clamp police cars and other emergency vehicles. They earn a living by immorally stealing people's money. They are scammers.

  • At 2:32 is so funny!!!

  • Lets be honest, the film company will still have to pay to get there clamp removed, the bloke has got a break, they havent stopped him in any way, there car is still blocked in!

  • clampers are only clamping criminals!!!! fuck them, pay for parking the rest of us,

  • serves him right

  • park in the correct place then you cunts, lol we always win in the end .... the signes are up for you to read, unless you cant read ,,,, wankers

  • You obviously can't read and I doubt your a clamper...because otherwise you would have noticed that the word 'Signe' is actually spelt 'Sign'. I'd eat you for breakfast and then go for a gym workout..

  • maybe cant spell to good , lol but i can still take money from you bitches , lmfao . i earn 52k on a good year , what do you earn >>????

    prick

  • You may earn more money than me but I have a gorgeous bird! Lol

  • o another wanker whats it like beeing the most hated scum of the earth? were wankers i think the jobs got to ur head earn a living by beeing a thug u cunt

  • yes and i love it fella, ha ha ha , you park in the area where it clearly states you cant park, oh you get clamped , boo hoo , next time ur clamped fight us for it !!!! tosser , cant you read ???? dumbass

  • people are to bizzy earning a living making money we dont have time to find places to park and read signs fucking right at the top of a fuckin lamppost same old same old with u cunts someones got to do it boo hoo u can come out with all ur bullshit storys but as u can see on here on youtube no one likes u thug cunt

  • I once beat up a clamper. I knocked him out, stamped on his head and got back in my car. They are all crooks. I had to teach them a lesson.

  • i would have put you asleep you mug ! the clamper in this videeo was a little bitch , and i would make you my bitch too , stamped on his head !!!! lmfao you pussy , crooks ???? we earn a living you cunt ....

  • meet me then !!!! lets see if you can stamp on my head , muggy liar coward , your living in a fantasy world ....

  • What boozer do you go in? I'll come down....then I can write a book about beating people up myself.

  • i love this vid FELLA u nob about tme someone got u scum back hahahahahhahahahahhahahaha fuckin funny hope it happens to mate or u just could die that would be better

  • Clever Idea...

  • LOOOOOOL NICE WORK 5/5

  • wehay thats the way lol ,well done mate

  • booyeah!

  • I don't understand why they do this ... over here if you don't pay your parking tickets, the Dept. of Motor Vehicles will simply not allow you to renew your vehicle registration with the state. Booting a car is unnecessary.

  • I get fucking sick of those who try and clamp my car.

  • are you stupid ?

  • Wheel clampers criteria: Thick, Rude, Criminal record an advantage, Un-hygienic, Ability to ignore irate people, Tattoos are compulsory to look more menacing, Non-English speaking an advantage.

  • This typical thick mouth breathing clamper could have easily driven off before the clamp was fitted to his van......God they're thick!!!

  • suc on E

  • Clampers are morons! They always employ specific people to do this job!

  • what you doing?

    just clamping the vehicle sir

    no your not! - no i am

    FUNNY STUFF

  • brilliant, well done.... that clamper is a fucking idiot, thinks he is all tough, needs to be smashed round the head with his own clamp lol

  • Try that in the states and we'll put a cap in ya

  • or just shoot the clamp off

  • They do 'boot cars' in the states... but it's generally done by someone under armed escort.

  • hahahahahaha

  • yeah you should have put it where they can't see it that way they would try to drive with it on

  • Funny TV but still bet they had to pay to get it removed, lol.

  • excellent CAN I BORROW A STICKER !!!

  • Great