HOW TO GET LAID! Pt.5 - Rape?

[PlasticCookiez]

Ive watched 3 hours of IAmTheAttack He is now my Favorite youtuber.

[SoraProductionsHD]

YOU'RE INTOXICATED.

[LonelyFrag]

Not finishing a 12 pack to get laid... Ive been drinking too much, yes Laine that e-mail was from me ;)

[xDanEvansx]

i was at a house party a few days ago used your tips i was fingers deep in her then the cops came!!!

[youngster735]

im a Ryan :'(

[craaaaazyjaaaaay]

Look at 5:05 and watch how he injures the guy with his Famas and finishes him with a Python, yet it says the gun that killed him was the Famas, the fuck?

[VibeZnF]

@craaaaazyjaaaaay second chance...

[craaaaazyjaaaaay]

@VibeZnF The Python was still the gun that killed him. :(

[tetraconrad]

@craaaaazyjaaaaay Nah, it counts as the famas, cause if you put someone into second chance then a guy on your team kills him it still counts as your kill. Its how it works, it doesnt matter how you think it should be anyways...

[craaaaazyjaaaaay]

@tetraconrad This game=Fuck logic.

[ilikelamp101]

Ahahaha I love this

[Soalreaper44]

WHERE IS MY BACON??

[The13thCritic]

please let me to go bed, attack

[TerribleTwoClan]

what if you cant drink beer because of a desase (that cant be can not be caught).

[BobLarson000]

if you use a headset, that intro fucks with your head

[Oneechoke]

So, I'm a chick (if it matters) and I'm never ganna be tryin' to get any other chicks but I enjoyed this video xD

[Gravytyforce]

ily

[thegmods]

so you used all these steps to get laid with miss attack

[xXQSfreakZXx]

im 9 year old boy, what is sex?

[blabbermouthnose]

@xXQSfreakZXx Ask your brother and  he will demonstrate to you, on you.

[akaTRAP91]

@xXQSfreakZXx sex is what created you.

[Eric101point101]

@xXQSfreakZXx -_-

[Zarbro]

:D hi

[Zarbro]

:D

[MrPatDort]

as soon as he said bury the python i subscribed

[Jinesify]

Do 1 on how to look boss.

[togekissed]

@Jinesify ip. = never take a shower right before school it looks bad. for that perfect look where your hair is like shiny *looks up into mirror to think of more adjectives* just perfect hair,right before you take a shower time how long it takes for your hair to look perfect, and then just use that (subtraction) from the time you go to school (6:30) and subtract it (20 min ) to get what time to shower = 6:10.

Trust me im a boy w/ kinda long hair and it works wonders

[badgerspawn]

you. me. sex. now. SPARTAAAAAAAA.

[Br4d3rzz]

LOL I just figured out that you remind me of stifler from american pie beta house

[jsolow]

Technically, in America, if a girl is under the influence of alcohol, even if she says 'Yes', she technically has not given you consent. She can then say you "raped" her, for whatever reason..fucked up, yes.

[beezyb42011]

lkmfao I LOVE THIS SHIT.

[ForThePeoplesProdigy]

@IAmTheAttack ugh bro what do i do im only 14 is it bad that i wanna have sex with my 15 year old friend?? also i dont think i can drink beer and crap sooo (also is it bad that i have drunk before) please reply ;)

[ClariFyzz]

you. me. sex. now. sparta! lol

[ForImperium]

Ask her if she wants to play rape:

- If she says yes, well proceed you rapist you.

- If she says no, well she's already started.

[AmazingAsian8]

I'm fine on my own I'm only here because your awesome game-play and commentary

[RHCP11268]

Rape isn't the answer, rape is the question and the answer is yes.

[jakesnjake]

Fuck he sounds like Seth green!!!

[rocklobster112]

hahaha this is funny. dont even know why im watching this i dnt need any help. but the gameplay is sick, i may go play call of duty for a bit.

[lumpysanta]

im going to throw my computer out my winder 5 seconds into the vid it just stops

[partyhard693]

bro this is the first time iv seen your stuff and i got a girls number for "educational" purposes and it work so kiddies listen to the man,he knows what he is sayin

[FuzzyOtterBalls]

disliked. not enough rape tips.

[AnotherBrownKid]

@FuzzyOtterBalls i dislike your comment for disliking the video

[EndeavorGuild]

This guy actually have a lot of concepts right when it comes to male/female relations in a party setting. The thing I can't help but think about, is that many of the points come across in ways that are easily misunderstood - as is clearly shown in the comments. It's kinda sad that a lot of good tips get drowned in unclear speaking/formulations and video games.

[vigoroth1990]

kimmy j looks indeed really shy...

[jakejta]

@eminem8600 yeah stop being Ginger

[pTSnipin]

:o

[euyq]

Bring a 12 pack to make it seem you can handle your alcohol? You're fucking joking, no one does that. You take a fucking carton

[eminem8600]

got any advice for me?

im ginger...

[OptimizedRatio]

hi

[Blackbereh]

wait, so after you say "i think you've had one too many," she's then immediately going to want to fuck you? :/

[BenCosford]

mfw the video 

[jjbmgm]

wait you mean Mr. Attack right you power bottom executioner you...

[IAmTheAttack]

RICKYCHOPS SENT ME!

[totalsextacy]

Thumbs up if FPS Cub-- I mean, Ricky Chops sent you

[IamAWarHeroFromHalo2]

In Norway we bring 12-18 beers or 6-8beers and Vodka :O

But we share and thats for all nighters thoug!

PS: Vodka shots are good for making them say yes(but don't get them to drunk)

[IamAWarHeroFromHalo2]

In Norway we bring 12-18 beers or 6-8beers and Vodka :O

But we share and thats for all nighters thoug!

[RickyChops]

Ricky Chops sent me.

[DarkCloudGaming]

Sent by RickyChops. (subbed)

[ItsShowtime2007]

RickyChops sent me here. I subbed

[BrianShray]

Recon Bro , Reporting !

[cromotocciano]

I subbed from RickyChops too.

[TheYuutuba]

Fucking subbed (from RickyChops)

[lilc202]

lol ryan the rapist

[Spencerrocks222]

RickyChops lol

[TheGamersLand]

Aww shit! Why does my name have to be Ryan?!

[hohomonkey1543]

I have 12 penises and they all belong to Laine

[NewBornJim]

Thumbs up if you just listen to the commentary!

[scoreseven]

Fuck! My name is Raymond!

[UFOLOGYEnthusiast]

47 females dont like this video

[BlackwingDrake]

Rape rape rape rape. Wohohohohohohoho.

[TheWabbitTrick]

Nooo... my name is Ryan!

[G2xlux]

Who else got dirested here by MB?

[Jeruhmi]

But Letterman Jackets are boss!

[deadlizard64]

12 pack? is looking like a lightweight part of the plan?

[StainedShuriken333]

@deadlizard64 Beer dick sucks, bro... I'd rather look like a lightweight who doesn't always need to get drunk instead of wheeling in a keg and looking trashy.

[AtomicF]

for some reason you remind me of Roman form GTA Iv

[LilGaborik210]

R.I.P Team Locomotive

[JaloNik]

why am I even listening to this?

[pedobearishot]

White boys are ugly white girls are sluts us asians are fucking hot

[tambys123]

@pedobearishot white boys are smart and handsome...some white girls are sluts some are cute..some asians are hot when i see some other i am about to puke...black boys arent that smart and handsome but they are more fit..black girls arent too beautiful but they have nice boobs ,ass and lips

[pedobearishot]

@tambys123 im so jellous of asians...... so rich so fly

[tambys123]

@pedobearishot yes but there are so many asians that are awful

[TheSpyderseb]

this com deserved my sub =DDDDDDDDDDD

[dy5fUnCt10n]

It's not a crime if you don't get convicted...

[dreamloud]

you're heinous

[fredguy2]

I hate fps but battle field 3 will be the better game hopefully the public doesn't fall for boby's lies yet agian. oh and getting laid is man's eternal goal.

[BatDude27]

step one become me

step 2 get laid

[coldturkey160]

lol i love ur vids

[hd92122]

'simple pickup' is fun to watch.

[CODEINGWITHALEX]

if a random guy then you enjoy being a fucking incest

[6uNf1r3]

I've gotten laid 3 time this month thanks to your advice! Thanks attack!

[HankieRanpage]

Hahahaha go jerk of to some TSN highlight reels :p I'm Gunna use that on the huge hockey queers at my school ;)

[MightyBobbyishappy]

@HankieRanpage Damn Canadians! Jk Canadians are cool.

[MrArjantje]

IamTheAttakc thanks for the help! it really worked! :D now the girl is my girlfriend ^^

[elvenbladesmith]

"Bro Empire" LOL!!!

[ZakBock]

Fag i'm better better than you at this game. fuck you suck

[DrKaiju2000]

@ZakBock Lawl,gay tryhard is gay

[m8skas]

My name is Bob... Bob the Bacon..

[MEnUyea]

fuckable material lmfao ware do u get dese baddass words? haha (:

[nicorolito13]

im trippin balls

[Qwon7777Qwon]

congrats on second top favorited video on the home page!!!

[TheLalvai]

fuck ur ass

[wolfman12144]

fuck my name is Ryan

[UnderTheWig]

F*ck girl, Call of duty everyday !

[Tomio2664]

@ENTERRAPTURE20 lol dumbass

[s2556]

dude i dunno about cuting a chick off, that might just piss alot of them off...

[ManiacMac596]

Dude, are you drunk? It kind of sounds like it.

[Alexjoseph2110]

Fuck

[Alexjoseph2110]

Never fun a really drunk girl if you can't have a conversation with out her falling down you shouldn't have ur cock between her legs!! Lol

[ZombiesILike]

shit my names ryan what do i do?

[cubbieblue001]

you sound pretty drunk in this commentary 

[AnotherBrownKid]

OMG I HATE IT WHEN THE GAMEPLAY DISTRACTS ME FROM THE COMMENTARY!

[DrPlayStationNation]

@AnotherBrownKid the only thing that annoys me is he doesn't do his own gameplays he takes other youtubers and doesnt give them credit half the time. But regardless his commentaries are EPIC :)

[AnotherBrownKid]

@DrPlayStationNation really? 

[DrPlayStationNation]

@AnotherBrownKid yah look at the description this gameplay was by kimmj and look at his other commentaries most of them are by other youtubers like DrCoffeeMD and stuff like atleast hes putting it in the description but it would be nice if he said it in the video at the intro or somthing

[AnotherBrownKid]

@DrPlayStationNation if you look at the killfeed. it says his name. r u retarded?

[foxhound7138]

@AnotherBrownKid Me to -___-

[TheNoobYouNeverKnew]

Your sick and your sick videos should be banned.

[xhandro510x]

hahaha 4:42 TSN you're such a canadian :)

[greasamar]

I just read a book about G.I's in Vietnam and I HATE VIETNAMESE

[ABaconStrip]

Is high school playbook still going on? I went on vacation for a while and am totally lost right now

[TheFXism]

my friend had a 24 by himself. Fuckin champ

[mikevog1]

fuckable material? looooooooooooooooool

[SuperRJProduction]

Shouldn't rape be step 1 to getting laid?

[pokerone100]

1 of the view is his wife.

[AsianHazza09]

you sir are awesome

[BadFont]

*theyre

funny how you dont proof read tweets or comments until after you post. :/

[BadFont]

so, at the point youre taking the drink away its Approx three or four hours into a party? most girls dont drink that much at all unless they have a bitch overlord protector she demon with them. Well at least when there out of college while in school ide see girls twisted in an hour and kicked out.

[GameFreakForEvah]

i favorite cuz i love you

[idkidkidk7]

Your Videos are so Gay. you promote yourself for 10 year old social outcasts

[RCruzPonce]

@idkidkidk7 You mad HATER?

[idkidkidk7]

@RCruzPonce Nah pussy Im a Realizer. His vids arent good no more

[Prestig3WorldWid3]

@idkidkidk7 what is a realizer? you mean a realist? come on, dont be retarded

[idkidkidk7]

realizer.... someone who has realized. Come on son put it together

[RCruzPonce]

@idkidkidk7 Nah you sound mad. What's the matter? Can't get laid even with this tips?

[VesperTick]

@idkidkidk7 Haters gonna hate

[poshhog]

Just checking up on what you guys are up to.

[Ecchi420]

but what if you have a chode?

[1337Foppa]

WHAT IS UP MORTALS!?

[RollerBall21007]

Didnt david brown easily fix the rape part? That ur gonna stimulate the chick untill she almost gets an orgasm, then back off a bit, and then she will pull u towards here, so then ur inocent in any way.

[tomissorandom]

for the bro empire!

[o0oK1LLERo0o]

Are you drunk in this video? You sound it.

[sjoerda]

sharing is caring <3

[selectjed1]

id love to see you come with a 12 pack in ireland haha

[DankBeatzz]

I hate that commercial with gay asian kid and contact lenses.

[alekeenos]

great vid as always

[extremeboyHD]

LOL.

[TheGreenMurdoch]

Wait you are telling us how to take advantage of a girl bit yoir calling rape just what

[facebookfanss]

i am like 1000 !!!!!!!!11111

[ky93le]

bro+empire=BROPIRE

[TINDROW9]

is it wired im only 14 and watching this?

[jwp09]

@TINDROW9 no but it is weird that you can't spell weird right

[DarkHaterBoy]

@jwp09 oh shit you made me laugh xD

[alekeenos]

@TINDROW9

*wierd

[MrApril1995]

@alekeenos fail it's weird

[ZombieWog]

I cant believe i'm saying this but i followed all these steps and i got the best sex from to Swedish hot chicks

[tisBenG]

Your so epic haha "Yes... you can be that piece!"

[Shambhalaholic]

Your commentaries never get boring! x]

[NanOnTheBog1]

i can get a girl no bother i just come to your channel cause your funny as fuck :P

[LIllf2015]

Your emphasis and opinion of letterman jacket wearers is the best ive ever heard.

[MrLpill1]

So fucking funny.

[mrAdvin97]

The Bro Empire is growing :D

[TheLiQuiDTaGe]

Dang I missed out alot this weekend.. Great video.. Gah Dang beach and shitty internet!.. O well great stories myself ;)

[etrc120]

OMG you said my name Im Randy the Rapist lol

[thekiwikid1]

HOLD MAH DICK ~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!