Assassin's Creed :Bug - Guard caught wanking

[XeroBounds]

i lol'd so hard

[SpideyKid2001]

ugh.... the nerve of SOME PEOPLE!

[DarkIngram]

The guard has itchy balls..

Guard: rub rub rub rub rub rub

Altair: O.o holy jerusalem

Guard: Hey! Hey you! scratch my balls.

Altair: =p hell no. =p

Guard: Die infidel!

[BobbyUzumaki]

I have seen guards hump tables and walls, now carts?

[kylec82]

no thats not what that was

[fbbskinz07]

he slices at him. haha. "how dare you catcheth me fornicating myself!"

[AntiCookie007]

whoa O.o

[sirgas321]

possimble to make game eng ? and i got a bug i cant hear when ppls talking vith me but audio is 10/10

[bigredmonster69]

Teabagging a wooden cart? That's a new low even for guards who don't get enough lovin'.

[hyesta]

Watch my vid.

Its about a gaurd giving a pole dance to a ladder.

[sambojimmybob]

Its peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time!!!!!!!!!!

[djjones28]

u walked up to him nd bet he was like "WTF U DISTURBED ME I MUST KILL U NW!!!!"

[mimikawaii7386]

rofl this game is pretty serious has nothing to do with stuff like this at all but we found alot of naughty glitches like this the producers must hate us xDD

[Pettekneuz]

lol he is angry u disturbed him

[blackice10038]

Guards Gone Wild

[Alieneater1239]

Why isn't anyone stopping him?

[TheFlyingCaterpillar]

ahaha

[DABOOMCHRIS]

He better watch out cuz he might get man milk on him XD ( aka sperm)

[Hellblazzer26]

what means AKA?

[vegetaover9000]

also known as

[TheChillyAcademicIV]

Im Horny n_n

[Bududulis]

He's lonely + he liked that cart = this video :D

[insaneology420]

lmao look at 0:23 the guards like "YOU MOTHERFUCKER I WAS JUST ABOUT TO BUST!!!!"

[langtungting]

He was like: "Ah, im just shaving my pubes hairs." l0l :b

[IAMALTIER]

..........................

[Casil3as]

how dare you interupt me in my happy hour lol

[HaloElle81]

How dare you watch me pray to allah! Die! Voyeuristic Infidel! Die!

[Lazynade]

yeah man.. don't mess with an arab when he's yankin' it. he'll drop yo ass.

[Fixen]

ROFL

[Crystalballer274]

he was pissed at you for fucking up his happy time lol

[iwatchvideos1234567]

he was all: 'what?it's not like you don't do it...' XD

[hay0506]

you took a beating there really, just like his dick for that matter.

[reqium4adream]

lol he looks like hes jerking off witrh the sword to protect it from horny girls lol

[maccactm]

now im not (gonna pretend im not) bein funny but if i get angry at someone i might shout at em and think nasty things about em i dont get out a sword and start diceing em up!

[babyboytroy1]

he's mad cuz you caught em wanking!

[Stompy1996]

yep lol. i'd be pissed off too if i was him lol

[toastedgstring123]

hes like "dammit i shaved my pubes and it itches i cant take it anymore!!!"

[langtungting]

Haha, yeah :D

[flbergast]

rofl :)

[alperenaaa]

i think he is giving his dick a massage r something? xD rofl

[ShadowBlade31]

dont just stand there and let him smack you like a bitch

[Wolf00118]

this game needs an AO rating now!

[NenadTheGamerDude]

it looks like he got angry when you caught him masturbating....in the middle of town...o_O LOL!

i crapped myself

[niksta084eva]

Hes trimmin his dick with the sawed rotf

[htjohnpruductions]

lol

[wantedlonewolf]

Oh big mistake walking infront of him, it wouldnt just be your dress thing thats white after that!... now ya got assasins... jizz stained face..creed

[halo3marine1]

yum

[BUHROW77]

wow thers a lot of sex glithces in this game

[marcos57431]

Heh heh, this stuff never happens to me, but two days ago I kept running and hiding from a templar, he kept disappearing back to his spot once he gave up, then one time he didn't, I went up and killed him, the game didn't save, I went to his spot, and what do you know, he was standing there. So I ended up killing the exact same templar twice with both bodies a little far apart.

[marcosdelapinta]

looooooooool, he got pissed off cause u caught him jerking off xD

[GhettoNinjah]

LMAO took out his anger by Jizzing in Altair's face and hitting him

[cynicalscythe17]

Altair : WTF?! 0_0

Guard : I haven't banged anyone yet........

Altair : Retard.....

[PXG013]

OMG, LOL!!!

[minipikie]

my son is a fan of wanking in public also

[Latista1]

HAHAH

[PSPx5000]

hahahahahahha loooooooooooooooooooooooll

[hotmailmantoday]

altair: wtf O_O

guard : mothrfuckr let me wank in peace

lmfao

[legohamsta]

kinkyndaintyhottie71

stfu N00b!!

[faffycalino]

like sth is fucking his leg imao

[blackenigma94]

0_0

Lol! Oh my god!

[punkrockrejects]

You got that of a freakin film.

[TekkenRulezz]

He's doing that in public O_o

[tijia]

Swaffelen

[dammitjon]

Mmmmm. That's hot. :)

[thomm030]

Hahahahaha :b

[wrestlemania9876]

lol

[haloserb]

lolz/lulz

[FilmTuffen]

its worse wen they wank of in a ladder...

[SoundzAndBeatz]

altair: holy jerusalem thats small..!

guard..thats it your ass is mine..

altair: if your little weener can reach it

guard: that is it. {slash slash slash}

[GhettoNinjah]

OKay so is he taking a slash on Altair? xDDD

[HaLo3hOoLiGaNz]

if you had blowed him he wouldnt get so pissed

[nath6000]

LOL

[josyanne95]

So funny!

[TakeAdvantage1990]

his wife left him lol

[scorch2800]

altair: you cant do that in public!!

guard:shut up bitch!

[gaddes01]

he got angry that you didn't compliment him on his technique.

[4970702]

hahahaaaaaaha he was just testin to see how nosey people are and you were one of the nosey ones

[MegaChris456]

He got mad because you were blatantly standing there watching him xD

[goaskalicex]

Lol he got mad.

[monstermash012]

lol wtf is that about

[GarageGotting]

HAHAHAHHAHA =)

[LunaticNightxXx]

HAHA.

Twas funny.

[answer19931907]

hahaha. omgxD

[sk8terlemon3]

LMAO!

[and11998]

oh my fucking god man, you are a really screwed up person.....i like it! nice video =] dont die from the cart screwing/master baiting guard~!

[asdasdasshole]

*guard says* ill kill if u tell! altair:im telling the king! guard: u'll die for that!

[hibbtechtron]

Rofl that is funny

[Dan12595]

i watched this other guys one and the guy was making noises and he was also making cum noises too!!! i had to favorite it cuz it was so fukin funny!!!!!! lol :0

[jamsed1]

is it the one where he stops and starts again? that one is so funny.

[BlackBinLaden7]

damn hes was going to town on that thing

[jroberts7387]

I guess the guard doesn't want Altair to tell the ladies that he likes to hump carts

[cragww]

lol

[jroberts7387]

Haha this was hilarious. I guess catching a guard during his alone time is punishable by death.

[Foneio]

ohfuck thats funny

[jameston91]

I LAUGHED SO HARD YOU MADE MY DAY!

[b3stgun]

the guard attacked you cuz you saw him having sex with a cart. LOOOOOL xD

[qazhorn]

he must be very lonely trying to have sex with a CART in PUBLIC...what a damn loser, and when innocent little Altair comes by he's like, "I WANTED A FUCKING WOMAN TO COME BY NOT YOU!!!"

[preshevaferati22]

lol. he tried to kill altair so he wouldnt start rumors.

[Mikwest91]

Must be a smaller amount of women in this city...horny guards

[Armyof92]

the guard attacked him cause he was interupting the guards alone time

[shippo304]

what is wuth the guards and banging carts, and walls

[hotbodyboy]

Instead of Climaxing, he must have PISSED seeing Al-Tahir.

[overdaniel5]

" read the info.... 'I couldn't fight back because I was filming' "

I readed that you noob! Thats why at the end of message I put a "(LOL)" cause I was sarcastic!

[okiedouk]

Readed?

[PieOfTheNight]

rofl Someones spesho

[PurpleStorm8]

Being sarcastic?

Oh boy like I havn't heard that excuise before, you didn't read the desciption and even if you did you SHOULD of known that you have to clarify your text so people don't get the wrong idea

GAWD!! HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW THIS, And to think your on youtube..

[02Tony]

His cock must be full of splinters from shagging that cart.

[Musti317]

lmao

[overdaniel5]

Wow you can't fight shit! That guard kicked your ass noob. (LOL)

[Endymion107]

read the info.... 'I couldn't fight back because I was filming'

[mugger883]

guard attacks you because he doesen't want altair to tell he was doing it lol.

[alexwinter1018]

hahah

[clayman1919]

lol he seem pretty upset about that

[neeger987]

lol he aint wanking..hes sharpening hes blade on his di*k

[killingmorrowind]

HAHA halarious

[masa0manio]

cant you see! that guard is really a woman and shes masturbading

[linkinparkerder]

dirty pervert

[blackcorridors]

oh man, this is as hilarious as the horse bug!!!

[gadget00000]

horse bugg ?

[ELFHUNTER50]

haha halarious

[mrsantahat]

bahhahaha

[DEADDARIN]

He got mad at Altair for watching

[ekmad]

Yeah that's the spo... WHAT THE FUCK YOU LOOKING AT!?

[albanianmujahadin]

u got owned

[xtoro101]

LOL amazing clip lol u didnt assasinate him because u were filming.. lol nice..

why those soldiers get stuck on tables and crates.. they should get stuck with women or something like that it will make it more interesting

[shippox0]

knife him

[w0rl0ck2]

lmfao!

[cm1315yo]

you stood there like a bitch

[rwc20071]

HAHAH i was seriusly LMAOING

[sprtn117c]

no prob

[sprtn117c]

read the description

[fuk57]

LMAO

he wooped ur ass

[royalpanthera7]

lol

[caymangame]

Well a porn star did co produce these game

[efeorh]

LOL ROFL

[m4rk135]

oh lol

[Ge0rgeYPorgeY]

guard : arh arh arh altier's mum !!

altier : wat did u say

guard : i said your mum u got a fucking problem with that suck my DICK BITCH

altier : no sorry

guard : you suck my dick or die either way you lose

[rafdude22]

Lol THAT IS THE FUNNIEST!!!

[shroudedvizard13]

rofl guard sex vid 3

[thsmetallica]

lol

[Hellmonkey23]

lol

[chidori0rasengan]

"Guard : Ahhh Yeahhhh....Yea..Hey, HEY YOU! COME HERE AND SUCK MY DICK

Altair : No

GUARD : ..... FUCK YOU..

[kalasingha]

hahaha lol the guard was like wtf why you look at me??

[weedave523]

omfg he doing that in public as well thank god he didnt fire sperm all over da place

[moldyskittle]

Faggot comment is faggot.

[blind999]

LOL

[kingbadboy104]

omg hahahahahhaa lol lol lol that is funny and also gay man good video hahahha lol

[chinguirrisguiano]

holy shit, that guard its crazy!!! lol

[KMeLzzzzZBoricua]

LMFAO!!!

[12106993]

is this what guards use to do in the old days?

lol

[solitajre222]

his armour should say:do not disturb i am eeeeeehhhmmm.... ....reading...

[G2E1ZZ5Y]

ROFL! The Guard doesn't want to you see that his having a sex, The Guard got angry lmao

[Fubieman]

What are you doing? Nothing mother!

[kasdad321]

lmao man give the guy some privacy

[ryanh656]

lol "now u know i must kill u!!!" lol

[halo3killer1]

lol that wat happens when u disterb a man wanking he will kill u lol

[WindWolfAlpha]

0.o

[R0DSTER]

every man needs there privacy

[Mesina2]

But he do that on the WRONG place.

XD

[R0DSTER]

he probably was so nervous about his master being assassinated, that he had to relieve some stress there and then.

[Mesina2]

XD!

[Jake9966]

lol i think he saw you looking at him O.O

[mnraf123]

lol "u better not tell any1!!!"

[Empathica7]

lol he fucking soo fast i think that was chicken could die :( :P

[oOjoshieOo]

lol that was funny :P

[codyskidmoree]

haha he got so mad

[Deyterkyerjerb666]

Fucking funny i bet he was thinking ( hmmm if i kill this guy staring at me nobody shall ever find out my terrible secret ) XD

[rrrrmmmmdddd]

aww man that was funny as hell that guard was like what the hell you starin at

[pakiOAgangsta]

yeh stand thr take it like a man

[nikkiluvsu00]

that was fucking funny i want play this game very much

[lalchock]

LOl

[T4NK3D]

LOL "UH UH UH, DIE BITCH!"

[jakedaskaterboy]

lol he's like... wth!!?!?! u gotta pay to see this, bitch!!