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  • Wow 3:53 notice how he includes "model glue" with alcohol... unbelievable

  • Rofl HAhA

  • Yeah ill do physical performance test bitch!!....theres the backseat of my car right there!

  • did this take place in Florida?

  • The funniest shit i have EVER seen before!

  • "You understand what I read to you?"

    "Hell naw but I refuse ta' ansuh any questshuns unuh da groun's dat they may uhnacrimunate me"

  • no wonder this practice doesn't continue, I guarantee this guy was picked up by some high powered law firm that ate the city alive.

  • Free Mr. Tuner! He said he was drunk y did they keep fuckin wit him??..

  • I guess so got the mother f***** camera shinin on me lol...

  • I cant wait till cars can drive themselves! Alcoholism is a disease that jail doesn't cure.

  • @cassl14 haha, of course, wait till we can cure cancer, stop murder, cease pre teen pregnancy. With your logic why should we even gain consciousness, independent thoughts may happen!

  • @Screwlwork Obviously your a little behind the curve. They're are many people who see this happening sooner than later. Your a little naive on the progression of science.

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  • This is stupid he said he was fucking drunk ur still gonna give him this test?I kinda think he was telling the truth though.

  • Free Mr.turner

  • Is it me, or does this guy sound exactly like Samuel L Jackson?

  • Calm down Mr Turner: Yes we do know that it was all Tina's fault. we will let you go if you can grab your sack once more and moon walk like Micheal..

  • lol you know he got beat when they cut off the video

  • he does pronounce mother fucking shit clearly so how can he be drunk.

  • I'm making a movie about this. Samuel L. Jackson is Mr. Turner, Holly Hunter is the female officer.

  • ehhh, wasn't that good

  • That guy made my day.

  • fuck the got damn shit

  • this shit is dumb.... I've had a funnier duo than this.... black guy yelling w a slur? gay

  • This shit is tooo funny!<<<<<

  • HAEL NO!

  • Male Officer : Do You Understand What I Just Said To You

    Mr. Turner : NO!!!! But I Am Not Answerinq Any Questions Under The Grounds That Would Incriminate Me ,, ROTFLMBO - Im Toooooooooo Weak @ This Video

  • THIS IS THE FUNNIEST MOTHERFUCKING SHIT I EVER SEEN!!!!

  • are u refusin the test? no.. yeah i refuse this mafuckin test!

    go on n put da hancuff on me man, aye ah fuck the shit, fuck the dumb shit.

    i refuse to answer any question ayehajk;fda incriminate me. hahahahaha i was rollin

  • What Fisical Maformance test

  • Lmfao

  • 2:57 "No you close your mofuckin eyes" hahahahah

  • LMFAO. This is hilarious

  • It's sad to see what happens to some child stars. After the cancellation of the Cosby KIds, Mushmouth turned to alcohol and drugs.

  • @lawnsausages LMAOOO that's fucked up

  • i want some of what the cop holding the camera is on

  • 00:30 -

    Officer: "At this time we're conducting a criminal investigation which is being video taped...you understand that sir?"

    Driver: "I guess so, you got the mo'fuckin' camera shining on me."

    LMFAO!!!

  • Cops are still the same... Power trippin, need to feel important.

  • Hhaha fav part :

    Are you gonna take a breatg test?

    WHAT?!?!

    Are you gonna take a breath test?

    WHAT MOTHA-FUCKIN BREATH TEST?!

    Are yoi gonna take a breath test?

    HAIL NO!

  • Yo ;; When the Camera went off she Fuckk'd his ass UP !!!!!!!! lOl

  • he drunk as SHIT

  • 32 cops got the same treatment these two cops got when they pulled over Mr. Turner!!!

  • Cop: Are you gonna take a breath test?

    Mr.Turner: What?!?

    Cop:Are you gonna take a breath test?

    Mr.Turner: What mothafukin breath test??

    Cop: Are you gonna take a breath test?

    Mr.Turner: HELL NOO!!!

  • @unloadses I do believe Mr.Turner does not infact say 'breath test' , but replies with 'what motha fuckin' breast test?'.

  • hahaahh i want you to put the motherfucken hancuffs and take me to mothefucken jail xD

  • he is the fucken MAN!

  • ay fuck this shit!!!

  • bitch is you drunk lol

  • I FOUND OUT HE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH.... ITS NOT AS FUNNY NOW!!!! IT WAS A LADY DRIVING FOR REAL.... BUT ITS STILL HILARIOUS... FISICAL MAFORMANCE TEST.....LOL

  • i'm not laughing

  • @pyroactive34 your gay

  • Priceless, lmao

  • as matter of fact it is Mr. Jackson, it my beer b#$%^&

  • is that Samuel L Jackson??

  • the cameraman has the shakes frm alcohol withdrawl LOL

  • This isnt funny! Change the title...

  • @blungazz how can you not find it funny

  • how can anyone defend this ignorant, drunken shitbag whether he's black, white, or purple? this vid isn't funny, it's sad. i'm sure plenty of cool black people who watched it said 'oh great another one to make us all look like fools'

  • are you going to take a breath test? HELL NO!!!!!!

  • 'What motherfucking breast test?'

  • Ma'am! Do you understand that you sound like a douche bag of a robot!! Do you understand what I am saying?? DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!!!

    You can tell cops have no soul when they don't even crack a smile when the person they are arresting is this freakin hilarious.

  • i'm not but this is exactly what cops have to put up with constantly..only the pc media can't report the truth 'cuz it might OFFEND somebody..heaven forbid!!!

  • @speedcrank every race has idiots in them, so there is no need to be racist. your comment was silly, but i guess fits.

  • typical. and they wonder why we think they're idiots.

  • @speedcrank you must be a motherfu(&ing officer!

  • this is the funniest clip ever! free mr turner!! lol

  • fish only get caught because they have their mouths open. this ones mouth was WIDE open. such an easy catch...

  • Wow, we have computerized the security industry. Not only will cops NOT listen to you, but they are also thugs, not all of them but most of them.

  • I used to like cops until I had some dealings with them, they lie on police reports and treat people very disrespectfully. Not all of them, but at least half of them, they are arrogant, and for the most part, they have the "little man" complex. a bunch of jerks if you ask me. I don't like saying that, but that is the truth as I have found it.

  • The guy says he wasnt driving..i believe him, the police routinley fabricate, and lie in there police reports, they ruin peoples lives with these b.s charges...now this guy will be screwed for several years while the criminal record stays on his file, and he wont even be able to get a job...this is an example of how "whitey" does keep minorities down

  • What a funny guy

  • lol ...model glue ?

  • my favorite: "she must be givin him some pussy"

  • The cops lost this one.

  • Best thing on u tube

  • these officers should be locked up for humilitating this guy. that lady cop is a fukn bitch at the end sayin dont touch me. i bet u said taht to ur husband too which is why ur a stupid ugly window bitch

  • @japncuz Locked up? They were going through a procedure. He humiliated himself.

  • @japncuz shut the fuck up idiot he humiliated himself.

  • WHAT MUTHAFUCKIN BREAST TEST.......LOLOLOLOL...

    AND MAFORMANCE NOT PERFORMANCE.....LOLOLOL...BUT STILL REGARDLESS IF THAT MAN WAS DRUNK OR NOT I BETCHA HE WAS TELLIN THE TRUTH

  • I think this guy is telling the truth when he says he wasn't driving. Damn cops prolly got away with their lie too.

    This guy seems to be in his right mind and fully aware of his rights despite being drunk.

    Though, one thing does confuse me. He did mention being stopped before he reached a car? Was he on his way to a car?

  • @stormshockin AND YOU ARE RITE....I BELIEVE HE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH....

  • @stormshockin I'm pretty sure he was in his car with an open drink and claimed to have not driven anywhere.

  • guy: why don't you close your eyes?

    women: because your the one taking the test!

    guy: what? huh?

  • I refuse to answer any questions on the grounds that I'm inebri...hic...inebre...hic.in­ebre...hic,,,,ah hell...because I'm drunk off my ass!

  • Police: Sir, are your refusing this test?

    drunk man: no..... YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

    haha epic

  • Take me to the damn jail...!!!!!!

  • J.J. Walker?

  • J.J. Walker?

  • "dont u touch me again" why dont u fuckin handcuff him then dumb bitch

  • I love how at 3:41 when the other officer walks over Mr. Turner instinctively puts his hands behind his back. I wonder how many more times this happened to him that weren't caught on video lol.

  • this is fake they would have cuffed him right off the bat if they thought he was drunk

  • @PurpleMountainDew91 ...No... They have to do the test or it's unlawful to arrest him.

  • @ryderamthor123 i said cuff him not arrest him. They can cuff you without you being under arrest, its called being detained dipshit

  • What's a Physical Maformance test..?? "She giving you some pussy or something...." I couldn't stop laughing!!!

  • I wish he would have at least socked that lady cop she was muthafuckin anyoying, and this muthafucka wudent even muthafuckin drivin' muthafucka!hahaha...that guy rules!

  • they probly fucked up that black guy at the end of the video

  • you close your motherfucking eyes! :o

  • 31 People were driving.

    

  • Dude this is fucking me they said it would only

    Been seen by police

  • they should have shot his stupid drunk ass

  • "DONT TOUCH ME!!! right that concludes the video" (time to beat the shit out of this fucking guy)

    POLICE BRUTALITY FTW!!!

    fucking police...

  • I love this drunk guy. I love his protesting. I'd be saying the same fucking thing. This video really makes me angry haha. Cause he told them flat out that he was drunk. OBVIOUSLY HE WAS DRUNK! This is sad. And sometimes cops are dicks. They are doing their job I'll give them that. But this is annoying cause he told them he was drunk

  • lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lolololololololololololollolol­olololololololololollololololo­lolololollololoollolololololol­olololol....ha ha

  • fuck the god damn shit i'm tired of this mother fuckin shit ya'll fuckin with me i dont wanna hear this shit rofl!

  • Dont touch me again lol if she don,t wanna be touched don,t B a cop cus you might get slap lol if it was you drunk my nigger !! lol lol

  • she must b given him some pussy or some idont even wanna hear that shit

  • LMAO I WAS DIEING IN SIDE

  • this is the funniest shit ever, she must be giving him some pussy or something lmao

  • what motherfucking breath test? Hell noooo hahahahaha

  • wow i was 3 months old lol

  • Close your eyes. 'You close your motherfucking eyes!'

  • 3:57 "i refuse to answer any questions on the grounds that it may incriminate me." LOL

    i wonder what happened to that dude when they cut the video camera off?

    i wonder how long they kept up the videotape dui investigations?

  • Long ass arms almost touch his knees !

  • I understand I drove underthemotherfuckinginfluence but I understand iwouldnt drivin', i wouldnt drivin'

  • you close your eyes, is you drunk!!!! cop ask, are you refusing this test,, Yeah i'm mutherfucking refusing this test lmao

  • LMFAO THAT NIGGAS FUNNY AS FUCK

  • Funniest shit ever IMO!!

  • awesome

    

  • cops were fuking around with him lol... that's messed up!

  • 1 word "high"

  • he said he was fucking drunk why do they need a breath test.

  • i believe him

  • I like this dude. He wasn't driving.

  • "Shocking new video surfaces" Obamas "The lost years" before they polished him up at charm school and decided the name "Turner" was much too normal and decided to go with a his current name that conjures up much more of an International image.

  • I wasnt motha fuckn drivin'

  • Just beat that fucker down and be done with it.

  • eddy murphy?

  • He's more logical & lucid than most sober people :-)

  • He's more logical & lucid than most sober people :-)

  • @jasonkaykl TRUE THAT lmfao

  • THUMBS UP You do realize when the lady says tilt your head back and close your eyes is from the song Anti Matter by N.E.R.D

  • "this concludes this video" .... then they proceed to whoop his ass