Mass Effect 2 - Mordin's Quarian Sex Advice

[kabuto310]

Alcohol and music? Doesn't that sound like something more for Garrus? lmao.

[malichi912]

wow mordin gives sheppard all his porn and lube? what a wingman!

[ParadoxVoid08]

We will be hear to provide treatment here as necessary...0_o, what are you planning Shephard??

[55JJMin55]

The scriptwriters must have had a ball writing these

[halo3isme1]

your shepard looks like maurice chevallier.

[disturbed2994]

I wish you could actually see this shit Mordin gives you in game

[Bobubobme]

Wait demo vids? HAND IT OVER SALARIAN!

[Left4Lulz2]

It was -totally- worth it. I agree.

[lordoftrolling]

DAT STACHE

[thequesogrande]

Asian Shep! Ethnic Sheps for the win! (Mine's Native American, so, yeah.) Also, Mordin would make an awesome bio professor.

[kunven]

mordin is the boss of "comfortable" positions

[OperatorTibbs]

if Mordin was my teacher for since i would have learned a lot more

[superrueben]

Asian Shepard-san is hilarious.

[KnightRaymund]

Man I love Mordin. And Tali.

[ColonelCommissar]

Omg, look at that mustache. Grrr baby, very grrr hahahahaha

[Markis2bi4]

"Oral contact with tissue"? Anyone else picturing the same thing I am? Not that I'm complaining, but...

[7graywolf7]

@Markis2bi4 Something tells me Tali was requisitioning the doctor prior to this conversation for some advice on "oral contact with tissue". ;3

[spade749]

You're Shepard looks like an out-of-work 70s porn star.

Awesome...

[acamp1995]

Mordin is a boss...

[Thongger]

Mordin, my supplier of porn and lube.

*brofist*

[MegasZet]

I don't think high schools in the future teach sex ed anymore.

[zaxophne]

@MegasZet Not between Quarians and humans anyway...

[UniversalVision]

Why Mordin was acting like a Troll, Tali was totally worth it (>_o)-b

[7megaboy7]

thumbs up if u romance taly first!

[zorak950]

Mordin seemed kind of flakey up front, but damn that guy grows on you fast.

[LightStreak567]

Mass Erect 2: The Sex Adventures of Commander Carlos Shepard

[prattle128]

Such an honorable doctor

[roronoapedro]

Okay, I'm going to be the one to make the question:

HOW CAN THEY HAVE SEX?

[cyclopsdias]

@roronoapedro Tali takes off suit,they proceed like humans do :)

[SlyNos]

Damn that guy knows WAY to much info...TMIX10! :O

[Thathalonerd084]

4 people romanced Miranda.

[skaterboi568]

yo it looks like colonel telford from SGU

[cyclopsdias]

Mordin could make a chemistry class WAY more intresting ;)

[Raynor9X9]

@cyclopsdias yeah but good luck taking any notes.

[cyclopsdias]

@Raynor9X9 No notes,just record him secretly and then listen to it repeatedly at home.I am sure u ll learna thing or two >:)

[woodlefoof2]

@cyclopsdias that may be in part to him being an alien, but whatever

[LTWpwn]

Would be cool to have sex with a collecter in ME3. xD

[LinleyTheBestMan]

XD I love Mordin so much. Best salarian ever.

[wmoonknight]

Tali: my sinesus are filled with something I can't even describe.

Shepard: Uh Oh...

Mordin: WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU!!!!!

[MrIlive4metal]

Thanks for sharing what you learned Mordin

[AlanHaskayne]

Mordin really just has videos like that laying around huh?

[faultyassassin004]

Quarians are probably hotter than any species in the galaxy that's why the weir suits hotness comes with a price

[ArcKing01]

4 people are Collectors

[Caratenboy45]

*shepard starts to leave*

Mordin:Oh! And one more thing, it is recommended that you ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL

[Sgt410]

Actually Tali's face are almost like human face

[Sgt410]

3 people are Parents of children who playe ME2

[Khran1505]

Oh christ, Mordin! You are a freaking genius. If my Shepard were to have a designated doctor, I'd definately mark down this salarian every time! XD

[DangerIncFilms]

Advice Booklet, Demonstration Vids... He just want's to dump his porn on you.

[Vieles]

I'm Commander Shepard and Mordin is my favourite sex-ed teacher.

[slicknik18]

durex nuff said

[BShadowEight]

looks like mario

[ElectromagNick]

Mordin. I wish he was my docter. And that I could see Tali's face. I'm gonna assume Quarians are hotter than Asari by 200 fold. Give or take.

[str8Jonesing]

@ElectromagNick Tali's voice just sounds hot...I hope that the face isn't a total let down...and that Mass Effect 3 atleast shows her face.

[consigliere94]

LOL! mordin's awesome.. XD

[irishguy1494]

o_O

[Arrakeen10191]

At least there is use for Doc Murder, mean, Doc Mordin

[chowman29]

Although it might just be the glare, you can see that Tali winks when she turns her head and says "It was totally worth it." :D

[failurbanik]

@chowman29 holy shit you are right

[Tridda21]

Well, Oral contact with tissue could be dangerous...STILL ORAL SEX WTF

[failurbanik]

@Tridda21 hmm seeing how they eat eachothers face i persum this warning was ignored giving tali the nose cum effect and me the grin laughing about it

[Tridda21]

Oral contact with nerves could be harmful....WAIT WAIT WAIT, did mordin just make a joke about oral sex?

[lektrum]

"Demonstration vids".. Is that what they call porn in the future? How little class, as if porn was representative of real sex anyways. Kind of destroys this cute image I have of Tali, knowing by now she probably takes it up the ass like a champ, cumshots and all :P

[Verkili]

@lektrum "she probably takes it up the ass like a champ, cumshots and all :P"

LOL I dunno, I always figured she was a bit of a perv under that mask... maybe it was just the chirpy innocence and the old saying of you know what the nice girls are like, lol...

[Joeyg143]

My Mordin died :(

[Billycrash4]

@Joeyg143 I saved him and I sent him with a horribe crew

[Karnwiell]

Who doesn't love Mordin?

[TDA792]

"also forwarding advice booklet to your quarters, valuable diagrams, positions comfortable for both species, erogenous zone overviews; can supply oils or ointments to reduce discomfort. Gave EDI electronic relationship aid demonstration vids" - basically, Mordin is giving you free porn and lube, and uploading hardcore human-quarian porn to EDI to show you if you get bored.

[blargers123]

DAMN, Mordin's your wingman XD

[TDA792]

0:33 - 0:55 ---- Awkward to explain when my parents walked in and heard that!

[zjc92]

Lesbian Tali in ME3. Thumbs up if you plan on going Al-Queda on Bioware if it doesn't happen.

[TommyDombek]

@zjc92 Go TALI-Ban



[failurbanik]

@TommyDombek LOL

just with that comment and listening to rucka rucak alis jihad me song

[normallyerratic]

"Last alcohol and mood music required!"

Lmfao! The professor has such a way of dealing with sex education.

[smile95y]

i think mordin is quite awesome. my fav character

[nick46907]

mordin would be the bes sex ed teacher thumbs up i you agree

[BLooDWoLF07]

LOL

[nickinvader]

Mordin HAS to be recuitable in ME3.

[mrprimeproductions]

Your Shepperd looks like a cheap porno actor!!!! LOL

[Ballistic106]

@mrprimeproductions You laugh now, but I promise you that within a couple thousand years, the galaxy will be saved by a descendant of Ron Jeremy.

Bet you.

[mrprimeproductions]

@Ballistic106 ill take that bet

[ForgotteMemories101]

@Ballistic106 I LOVE YOU! XD LMAO!!! 

[wowyersmart]

@Ballistic106 rofl if a descendant of Ron Jeremy that looks like that saves the galaxy you sir are a genius

[joshp9690]

@Ballistic106 well said, well said

[justinlax39]

@Ballistic106 na huh a desecendant of my shep wioll save the galaxy, uh huh

[Idolores]

@mrprimeproductions Oh God! That cheap teen moustache!

[flaetsbnort]

I played ME2 with a female Shepard (female Shepard is canon Shepard if you ask me) and now I'm looking over scenes I'm missed, and every male Shepard has a grizzly mustache. It's uncanny.

[XxXGunMonkeyXxX]

hmmmmm, intergalactic space chick with weak immune system but rockin body with a tight one-piece latex suit but could die cuz of a blow-job........i'd tap that.

[TheAztecFilms]

At the end you can tell she got dogged out ;)

[MrJ567isback]

"Oral contact with tissue dangerous." Translation: It is dangerous for Tali to give Shepard a blowjob.

Mordin, you are almost too awesome.

[Obito1600]

@MrJ567isback or shepard eating tali out

[MrJ567isback]

@Obito1600 *scratches chin* Something to think about...

[Verkili]

@MrJ567isback Yeah, he outright says that to female Shepard when talking about Garrus. Well, he tells her not to swallow, lol.

[Chayraz2]

Mordin would make the best sex ed teacher ever.

[dannypfan007]

lol Mordin is awesome XD

[XVBellerophonVX]

asian shepard! lmao

[GreenShark4]

God I want him as my doctor.

[GreenShark4]

Shepard you handsome devil you still got it.

[Inkrunner12]

hahaha, love what Tali says at the end.

[joeratti]

fuckin love mordin

[dsniper17]

miranda, jack, and kelly see this vid and hit the dislike button

[Digiwario]

I love how he says "mockery" in disgust. lol

[siramaury12]

lmao quarians have so many STDs

[DEATHBYFLYINGCDS]

@siramaury12 No, they just don't have much of an immune system. Everyday, every breath we take contain countless bacteria that could kill us if we didn't have an immune system that filtered it, an immune system that has been developing over generations and throughout our individual lives. Quarians however constantly breath filtered, completely sterile air due to their suits and the sterile conditions of their ships, so they have no chance to develop an immune system.

[xinlo]

Tali should look ~ night elf

[mycatislisa]

and..it was totally worth it

[RagnaRok852]

Today on: Advice With Mordin!

We talk about sex with different species and STDs contracted from them!

[7graywolf7]

@RagnaRok852 I'd totally watch that show

[Pokerface1337]

Mordin is ... ah damn I don't know what to call him... the best doctor ever :)

[hanwud]

I hope bioware takes all the time they need to finish mass effect 3, and also, since ME3 is the finale, they may as well show tali's face somewhere near the very end (provided having romanced her or something) so we feel like we earned it. After all, after playing ME1 and ME2 and wondering how she looks like and building up the mystery and suspense, ME3 would be a great time to release it. Even if bioware decides not to show, tali's still my fav character. Thumbs up if you agree :)

[Sideswipe881]

LOL. Mordin should have his own life advice show.

[Ironfistofchaos]

0:02 I lol'd

[leoaeris6789]

Mordin must have all those advice booklets just sitting on his desktop, it takes like 2 seconds to forward them to shep

[qwqwqw129]

@leoaeris6789 So that's what Shepard was looking at when Tali walked into his cabin. =]

[theQuestion626]

gotta love Mordin. always with a helpful tip.

[chris200830]

The Sexual Adventures of Paco Shepard!

[KingKiddKoopa]

@chris200830 roflmfao he does look like a mescan

[Titanomacky]

What the fuck did I just watch?

[TehLeek]

I can imagine, Tali. ;D

[deedeeke1991]

I love Mordin just for this scene alone, and he has so many more like it

[FistFullOfDavid]

the closest thing to an asian that i thought ever existed in mass effect 2 was mordin until seeing this video

[tankturtle7]

i always imagine tali looking like predator.

[ionthegravity]

@tankturtle7 They did say that their mouth looks like a pussy....more of an incentive to get head

[orgixvi3]

Kung Pow Shepard

[joethehero2]

Your shepard looks like Benzaie.

[LookieHippie]

@joethehero2 I don't think he looks that much like Benzaie.

[KuroiKarite]

1:18 was one of my favourite moments of the game.

[Bluegear93]

It would be funny if when you get to your cabin and there is an advice booklet...

is there?

[SgtAndrewM]

i remember dr mordin said he believed i was in a sexual relationship with jack.....WTF!

[SgtAndrewM]

i bet tali look like dr manhattan under her mask.

[RyouuichiKun15]

Personally, i don't want Tali to look "Really attractive", or have a human rounded face like Asari, it would blow away her geeky image. I'm good if she has a Thane-Garrus-Like-looking face but not too ugly, (Vorcha, eeeurgh)

(it'd be awesome if she has a kinky face ^///^)

[TimelordRick]

Asian Shepard is pretty epic.

[morgoth199]

when is this available? do i need to finish every mission or something?

[nakrato]

@morgoth199 THE MORDIN THING:Well you need to start a romance with tali and get to the point where shes comited and willing, then simply talk to mordin.

TALIS LINE: Start the last mission and have sex with her, finish the mission, then talk to her after you have beaten the game.

[morgoth199]

@nakrato uh oh, i already nailed her w/o talking to mordin :P dont spoil the ending or anything, and when i tried talking to him he started singing gilbert and sullivan

[morgoth199]

as soon as i met tali in the first game i knew there had to be some romantic option available. y else give her that skintight armor, curvy hips and cute ass :) plus her accent is kinda cute too

[Sorenthaz]

It's funny how he just sort of casually/cheerfully blabs about giving Shephard a bunch of information on how to boink her xD

[etherealfrog112]

Youtube's closed caption renders Tali's "and it was totally worth it" as "fine and was or something like that."

I'm pretty sure it's actually a mind reader.

[shadownemmy]

mordin,you dirty old dog. Giving the commander sex advice indirectly. :D

[aerandir117]

mexican Shepard FTW XD

[totalanthony]

Oral contact with tissues dangerous. For him or for tali?

[shadownemmy]

@totalanthony i think for tali.

[SupportShotgun]

Mordin should be my SexEd teacher in high school. That would be fucking awesome.

[WalterStudiosPro]

I can barley see her face it's like an asari's from what i've picked up. And shepard seems to also so go for Jack just fine so not telling if shes hot or not.

[NightlightPro]

I didn't know you could talk to Mordin about Tali.

[poblo234]

Did the doc just subscribe a Porno?

[souske25]

i fucking love mordin xD

[FinalGamerJames]

So Mordin DOES give you advice on sex with Tali, I could never get him to tell me it.

[BradandBitches]

the pussy professor

[J0ukk15]

Damn i havent unlocked this one! Have to try this one

[crazyfulla]

when i first saw Tali in mass effect 1 i was like " I can haz?"

[Predalienabomination]

through out the entire video my eye was doing that disturbing twitch thing. when the vid was over i was like " Mordin.......... you are the shit :D" from now on im using Mordin in my party.

[MasterODisaster100]

Am I the only person that DOESN'T want to see what Tali looks like? Imagination is way better! Show it, and everyone's still going to bitch just as much anyway over her revealed appearance!

[nakrato]

@MasterODisaster100 You do have a point on that, there are many people that prefer imagening and it does create a kind of secret and ecsiting( didnt know how to spell that) aura around her. Personally i'll be okay with either ways that bioware chooses in ME3, show it, dont show it, im cool.

[SmileAndError]

To-tali worth it.

[HollowHeadMask]

Why is he not MY doctor?

[Theplaymaker127]

Mordin is awesome!

[ilikepikles5]

i would never think that after high school biology anyone could make sex sound more unappealing, but Mordin did it.

[TheArbiter10]

Mexican shepard is Mexican.

[MrMatt1512]

Tali is sure pretty Lol i think

[lillsebz]

nice mustasch xD

[mathern333]

Asian Shep

[binderfind]

I would love for Joker to be a romantic option just to hear Mordin explain how to go about it without breaking him in two.

[DanDood11]

@binderfind

Screw that, I want Mordin as an LI and see him giving advice WHILE doing it.

[gagants]

@binderfind that made my day lol

[zOMGaGrizzly2OBear]

@binderfind ROFL

[halomaster78]

so basically all he said was

"if you're not careful she can get an std and die, oh and no blowjobs too.

also im fowarding some porn and im loading EDI with a secret camera disguised as more porn in case you guys dont know what to do.

oh one more thing heres some lube just in case tali changes her mind.

now if youll excuse me back to some porn

[GarmaZabi]

@halomaster78 Your comment made my day. Just thought you should know my stomach still hurts from laughing. Thanks

[xxEdwardTeachxx]

I heard in mass effect 3 you get to bone an elcor.

[XXGDUBSXX]

@xxEdwardTeachxx From who? Is it just your imagination.

[victorsglp]

sinuses?....like vagina? lol XD

[RIGENSTEIN]

Mexican sheppard