JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE: You Complete Me. - King Hell Report - funny videos de risa loco

[MrThegun1911]

justin timberlake on micheal jackson you my good sir deserve a medal

[laallaal75]

Im crying....from laughing. Im crying.

[XxNeonxTearsxX]

You sir are one fucked up soul and I must thank you for that because it is people like you that keep me from blowing my own head off so thank you for not acting like you give a damn about what anybody thinks.

[TheWoldInMyHead]

howwwwwww fuck nooooooooooo im siresly mised the like buton :O

[betat3ster]

you got a way with words

[Iopax7]

Genetically enhanced unicorn bear rapists for the win

[SquirrelyLilBugger]

Dude, those goggles suit you, because you sir, are a genius.

[kinghellmetal]

@SquirrelyLilBugger

You are too kind, my good friend!

CHEERS TO A GOOD PAIR OF GOGGLES!!!!

-doc

[themunkrikt]

Jesus fkn Christ, 12 tracks? King Hell come to Atl?

[kinghellmetal]

@themunkrikt

Hey, if you can get enough people together to pack a club, we'll be there!

CHEERS!!!!

-doc

[LobeliaM72]

@kinghellmetal

I'll hold you up on this, Doc. I know at least three people that would come to your show, and if need be, I'll clone myself!

[warpedwiselegoman]

0:20

you look kind of like Arnold Schwarzenegger there....from "Kindergarten Cop",i think

"bring your toys back to the cahhpet!"

[kinghellmetal]

@warpedwiselegoman

ITS NOT A TUMAAAHHHH!!!!

....Cheers!

-doc

[HorazioZan]

haha ure smart&fun, nice performace, ill suscribe XD

[kinghellmetal]

@HorazioZan

Thanks for joining the MADNESS, my friend!

YOU ROCK FOR COMMENTING!!!

....Cheers!

-doc

[TheMrSchwansen]

i agree with you

[kinghellmetal]

@TheMrSchwansen

Good!!!

The ranks of the Righteous grow by the day!

CHEERS TO GOOD TASTE!!!

-doc

[warpedwiselegoman]

Genetically modified Kodiak Bears combined with unicorns...i havent seen anything like that since i last listened to Meatloaf album (guilty pleasure,i can assure you ;D)

[kinghellmetal]

@warpedwiselegoman

YEAH!

I'm going to get that shit airbrushed onto the side of my conversion van!

CHEERS!!!!

-doc

[heythisrocks]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

bro do u got a show out man u need one if not

[kinghellmetal]

@heythisrocks

Thanks for saying so, my friend!

For now, all I have is a rock and roll band!!!

CHEERS!!!!

-doc

[linhvienthai]

Oh, you've just got fans here in Japan now. Rock on Doc and you savages from hell...

Tokyo Storming

[kinghellmetal]

@linhvienthai

FINALLY!!!!

I would KILL to come to Japan someday - Its number one on my dream vacation list!

CHEERS TO JAPAN - DOC THOMPSON SALUTES YOU!!!

-doc

[Psykomancer]

Eat Justin! Whatever you shit out will be better!

[kinghellmetal]

@Psykomancer

I bet thats some seriously tough meat... lets feed him to the circus animals!!!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[jackhammer316]

i'd like to bet that a rather large gun, flame thrower, grenade launcher, chainsaw and indeed a cross could very well be a cure for justin timberlake..... and let's not miss out the 48hrs of constant physical torture he would have to recieve beforehand

;p

[kinghellmetal]

jackhammer316,

I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK!!!!

Cheers!

-doc

[jackhammer316]

heh heh so do i bro :p now where did that skinny lil freak go.... fuckin n*sync his ass with a machete.....

[kinghellmetal]

@jackhammer316

Sounds good to me, my friend!

CHEERS!!!!

-doc

[jackhammer316]

@kinghellmetal Hmmm come to think of it.... lets torture the anoying fucktard with scoulding hot wax.... for about 2hrs.... then hot motor oil... ooh and then light a match... wow... jeez that should be filmed and put on youtube :p better yet pay per view.... there's money to be made here bro :p

[kinghellmetal]

@jackhammer316

We could make a MINT on all the rock/metal fans that would pay to watch that!

CHEERS TO FREE ENTERPRISE!!!

-doc

[RealCandyRayne]

That guy was hot!!!

[kinghellmetal]

RealCandyRayne,

Wait - which guy...?

Justin, or me?

The last time I got called 'hot', it was because I had a syphilitic fever...

God bless penicillin!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[RealCandyRayne]

you!!!

[kinghellmetal]

@RealCandyRayne

YOU ROCK FOR COMMENTING, MY FRIEND!!!!

....Cheers!

-doc

[denvernuggets1]

lol this is the funniest thing ive ever watched. keep it up!

[kinghellmetal]

denvernuggets1,

THANKS!

Working on a new one as we speak... should be out next week!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[buttheadbuck]

FutureSex LoveSounds* get it right

[kinghellmetal]

buttheadbuck,

Aha!

Thanks for correcting me... listening to the album must have caused brain damage!

CHEERS!

-doc

[NakedAngryFlamingo]

I GOT FUCKIN EAR HERPIES!! T-T

[kinghellmetal]

NakedAngryFlamingo,

Ain't they a bitch?

Unlike genital herpes, though, EAR herpes have a cure...

...KING HELL!!!!

...cheers!

-doc

[CalifornyaRIP]

This one still makes me LMAO

[kinghellmetal]

CalifornyaRIP,

Glad it still works for ya, my friend!

Hope to have a new vid out in the next few weeks - STAY TUNED!!!

Cheers!

-doc

[zXdestroyXz]

4:07-4:30 man..what can i say...LOOOOL=)))))) good one there, keep it up:)) thx for the video

[kinghellmetal]

zXdestroyXz,

Glad you enjoyed it, my friend!

We're working on a music video as we speak, but we'll be back soon!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[randomwootahhhhh]

justin is a fag....

thanks 4 makin this vid, man

[kinghellmetal]

randomwootahhhhh,

Anytime, my friend!

YOU ARE A GOD AMONGST MEN for commenting!!!

CHEERS!

-doc

[ryeb1]

lol, I would have thrown up those pepperoni hot pockets within 10 seconds of that song.. I can't stand it.

[kinghellmetal]

ryeb1,

Its BRUTAL, isn't it???

What the HELL happened to GOOD MUSIC???

...Cheers!

-doc

[retroglide2000]

Hey Doc

Am seeing some GOOD (not great - that's you guys!) music soon:

STATUS QUO - in July (open air festival in South Wales)

QUEEN & PAUL RODGERS (October, Cardiff)

LEVEL 42 (I will get stick off the headbangers, but I love them!) - October, Cardiff.

[kinghellmetal]

retroglide2000,

NICE!!!

You have some hot-ass tickets there!!!

Wish I could join you, but we have yet to book our European tour...

...Next time!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[sanctorum]

Dear Doc, would it be safe to say that Elton John's latest release is all over Justin Timberlake's back? Please respond, thank you.

[kinghellmetal]

sanctorum,

HAAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

You, my friend, just made my day!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[kinghellmetal]

woodsey1776,

Hahah!

I'd like to give Nixon a piece of my mind!!!

But... well... he's dead, so... I guess I leave him alone.

But HOOVER on the other hand, that ole' sombitch...!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[serjfan13]

I HEART DOC THOMPSON!!!

fill out at least the entire first page of the comment board of any vid at all and mabe he'll get more subscribers

[kinghellmetal]

serjfan13,

Thanks for all the comments, my friend!!!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[serjfan13]

I HEART DOC THOMPSON!!!

[serjfan13]

I HEART DOC THOMPSON!!!

[serjfan13]

I HEART DOC THOMPSON!!!

[serjfan13]

I HEART DOC THOMPSON!!!

[serjfan13]

I HEART DOC THOMPSON!!!

[serjfan13]

I HEART DOC THOMPSON!!!

[maccactm]

SPEAK THE TRUTH!!!!

[kinghellmetal]

maccactm,

Thank you for bearing witness, my friend!

TESTIFY!!!

-doc

[serjfan13]

having a live squid blown up yer ass... wow...

[kinghellmetal]

serjfan13,

Believe me, my friend, I have no intention of going through THAT again!

BEWARE THE TIMBERLAKE!!!

Cheers!

-doc

[serjfan13]

havin a flacid cock in yer ear..... wow.

[kinghellmetal]

serjfan13,

I know, I know... its troubling to say the least!

-doc

[bernicky13]

HAHAHAHA!!!

wow that was great =)

u have a gift mate ;P

[kinghellmetal]

bernicky13,

So glad you enjoyed it, my friend!!!

THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AND COMMENTING!!!!

Cheers!

-doc

[PrunkBytch]

ROFL I've only seen two of your videos (so far) This and the celeb pussy ones, and though I love Christina and Justin, I'm subscribing because unlike other fans of artists I can actually laugh at videos that make fun of them. Thanks for the laughs! You're funny as hell ;)

[kinghellmetal]

PrunkBytch,

Thats a good trait, to be able to laugh as much as possible - I'll bet you'll have a long and healthy life!

I'm really glad to hear that you enjoy the vids!!!

THANK YOU for joining the madness!!!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[jakekenneth]

hope you wore a condom that shit can give you aids!

[kinghellmetal]

jakekenneth,

Believe me, I took every precaution!

I'm too young to die listening to that crap!!!

[jakekenneth]

to true,to true

[matthew8131981]

lol, funny shit. i think track nine made me gay lol..."full-on vagina"

[kinghellmetal]

matthew8131981,

Ah, yes, the perils of listening to crappy pop music are vast and horrifying!

BEWARE!!!

Cheers!

-doc

[fleshraker123]

dude thnx for the invite u rock

[kinghellmetal]

fleshraker123,

YOU ROCK for watching and commenting!

THANKS FOR JOINING THE MADNESS!!!

Cheers!

-doc

[kinkypooh1019]

Holy shit the Unicorn bear hybrid horn fucking gut clawing freak of nature had me on the floor laughing. Love it.

[kinghellmetal]

kinkypooh1019,

Glad you dug it, my friend!

Come back on Friday for a NEW VID!!!

Cheers!

-doc

[CrazyGaminFilip]

it only made me shit blood lol

[kinghellmetal]

CrazyGaminFilip,

Well, it was certainly a relief after all of the other indignities I suffered listening to that nonsense!

CHEERS!

-doc

[Nic33rd]

You're very good with words.

[kinghellmetal]

Nic33rd,

Thanks!

I don't understand what most of them mean, but they sure sound good!!!

[N8iveNik]

I have to hear Justin Timberlake songs on the radio station that my coworkers listen to. I thought it was a woman singing with both ends of a double donger stuck in her ass. Then I found out it was a woman who you call Justin.

[kinghellmetal]

N8iveNik,

Indeed... he's essentially a lesbian who sings love songs to teenage girls... not really my cup of tea!

[muthafukkr]

Ahh! Motherfucker cannot post comment! Motherfucker smash internet!

[kinghellmetal]

simplynobody123,

HELLS yeah!

Nothing like some PROPER rock and roll to purge the Timberlake!

GOD (Satan?) BLESS THE STONES!!!

Cheers!

-doc

[simplynobody123]

After watching this, I had to hear how bad this is, my sister has the album and I only lasted for 3 tracks. It gave me a dirty-please-make-this-stop feeling. After that I listened to the Rolling Stones.

The Rolling Stones

My anti-Timberlake

[CorpseDahlia]

lmao..nice

[kinghellmetal]

CorpseDahlia,

Glad you enjoyed it my friend!

NEW VIDEO COMING OUT IN AN HOUR!!!

Cheers!

-doc

[craponyourface]

hahahahah "It only made be shit blood" god damn (just scrolled down to find this posted before)

[kinghellmetal]

craponyourface,

Hey, after all the torture I had endured 'only' shitting blood was like a warm summer breeze in comparison!

Its all about context...

CHEERS!

-doc

[johngkeir]

this guy sounds like peter griffin off of family guy LOL

[kinghellmetal]

johngkeir,

Thanks!!!

Rhode Island and Boston share a very similar accent, and I'm proud to sound like someone from my FAVORITE SHOW EVER!!!

Cheers!

-doc

[liljetad]

was king hell a band or something nd if not how r u famous from 6 videos

[kinghellmetal]

liljetad,

King Hell IS still a band my friend - we play up and down the East Coast - come and see a show!

I WISH I could say that we were famous, but hopefully soon!

CHEERS!

-doc

[numberonesellout]

LMAO.

Track 10 was my far the best track on the album, it only made me shit blood.

HAHAHAHA

Doc I adore you!!

[kinghellmetal]

numberonesellout,

Thanks for EVEN MORE kind words, my numberone friend!

Thanks for making your way through the entire King Hell Report series!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[steffen010]

So awsome :D you rule Doc!

[kinghellmetal]

steffen010,

Thanks, my friend!

YOU ROCK ABOVE ALL OTHERS!!!

Cheers!

-doc

[jezzyen]

Well after "The Popsicle" everything was a odd mesh of colors and things where done....i'd rather not have to repeat*shudder*.( I cant unsee). I RE listened to the CD and it was almost kinda o.k..... but all in all its still 70+ min I can never get back.....

[kinghellmetal]

jezzyen,

I'm so, so sorry for your ordeal... we should start a support group for "Survivors of Justin Timberlake"!

[jezzyen]

LOLOL!!! oh! so funny! I wish i could see the CD like that.. i just saw it as music.... Grape Popsicles anyone?

[kinghellmetal]

jezzyen,

Thanks for checkin' it out! Oh god, you didn't eat that Popsicle did you? Even I haven't tried "The Popsicle"! You're gonna be seeing ALL KINDS of shit now. Write back and report on your trip when your tentacles turn back into fingers.

-Doc

[KapytonFigzbee]

u sir are a funny mutha fuka!!

[kinghellmetal]

KapytonFigzbee,

Thanks for watching, my friend!

Come on back for a new video every Friday!!!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[Faiaarashi999]

Hey, awesome video! Your voice is really cool, and I like your style.

[deltatrevor]

HAHAHA omg dude great job this was so hilarious im subscribing.

[kinghellmetal]

deltatrevor,

Thanks for joining the MADNESS, my friend!

Good to have you along for the ride!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[djernith]

lol, I love the sound effect ofter doc, doctor/name and ur glasses xD

[kinghellmetal]

djernith,

Glad you enjoyed the video, my friend!

Friday is officially "New King Hell Report Day", so come back on Friday evening for more madness!!!

Cheers!

-doc

[djernith]

sounds great, btw ur voice is damn awsome, sounds like one of those cool metal heads that likes to swear, you should have ur own show, going on 2 in the night.

[kinghellmetal]

djernith,

Some day, my friend... until then YouTube will have to suffice!

CHEERS!

-doc

[djernith]

I guess xD ur funny (posetive way!)

[kinghellmetal]

djernith,

Thanks for watching and commenting, my friend!

Can't wait to hear what you think of our new video coming out this Friday!

Cheers!

-doc

[Thefablemaster]

i understand your pain, my sister is a Justin Timberlake-fan. She listen to that album WAY to often, wich means that she's listining to it at all. It makes me sad that she is abusing an innocent cd-player that way.

Great Job Doc and I hope you find your sexy Daarvsven elf.

[kinghellmetal]

Thefablemaster,

Ouch, thats tough to have a TimberFan in your very home...

...just drown it out with a healthy dose of KING HELL!!!

I keep you posted on my search for Lolitheraxx!!!

Cheers!

-doc

[charles1matt]

Your crazy man,

Pretty funny!

[kinghellmetal]

charles1matt,

Glad you enjoyed it, my friend!

Another new video coming out next Friday - please come back and check it out!!!

Cheers!

-doc

[popkornflake]

are you even in a real band? coz your the only one i see in the videos

[kinghellmetal]

popkornflake,

Oh yeah, King Hell is a real band, I promise!

I just have the biggest mouth in the band, so I do the yappin'!

[fill10000]

lol, got lots of respect for you i would have probubly killed myself if i had to listen to justin timberlake....?

[kinghellmetal]

fill10000,

Thanks, friend... there were certainly times when I thought I wasn't going to make it myself, but just as I headed towards the light I realized - KING HELL'S WORK IS NOT DONE!

THERE IS STILL ROCK AND ROLL LEFT TO BE MADE!!!

...and I survived... thanks to good ole' rock and roll!

Cheers!

-doc

[yoox8]

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[kinghellmetal]

yoox8,

Your comment cracked me up, my friend!

Soooooo glad you enjoyed it!!!

Cheers!

-doc

[xXDEATHLYEMOXx]

you scare me... i will NOT accept your invatation... youre not that funny and you smile weird.

[kinghellmetal]

xXDEATHLYEMOXx,

And I drink too much and smell funny, so... you're probably better off not coming along for the ride.

Cheers!

-doc

[SilverfangxXx]

track 11.

i had the same dream with the unicorns..

best dream i had that week.

the rest was mainly timbul-ass ear fucking me...

i tried the penicillin.

but.

no dice.

hows your justing baby shaped turd.

i honestly would of sued Justin for child support and raping me making me give birth to that thing.

bloody gay ass bitch.

[kinghellmetal]

SilverfangxXx,

I put the turd-baby up for adoption, and he's now living comfortably in a Home-For-The-Bastard-Turd-Chil­dren-Of-Talentless-Douchebags.­..

...its best for everyone involved.

Thanks for watching and commenting!

YOU ROCK!!!

Cheers!

-doc

[SilverfangxXx]

no worries i just feel sorry for the shit

but i'm sorry i posted the same shitty fucking comment thing koz i'm thick as dog shit.

sometimes.

hope justin gets adopted.

[kinghellmetal]

SilverfangxXx,

No worries, I double-post things all the time...

And anyways, the more comments the merrier!

[SilverfangxXx]

track 11.

i had the same dream with the unicorns..

best dream i had that week.

the rest was mainly timbul-ass ear fucking me...

i tried the penicillin.

but.

no dice.

hows your justing baby shaped turd.

i honestly would of sued Justin for child support and raping me making me give birth to that thing.

bloody gay ass bitch.

[sirald66]

fuckable lips

[kinghellmetal]

sirald66,

Er... me or Timberlake?

[kinghellmetal]

sirald66,

I can't say as I've ever been lip-fucked...

...although there was that one time in Thailand...

[sapphiraaaa]

justin is so gay.

[kinghellmetal]

sapphiraaaa,

We are definitely of the same mind there...

Looking AND sounding like a complete DOUCHE is no way to go through life!

[sapphiraaaa]

AMEN!

[kinghellmetal]

sapphiraaaa,

CAN I GET A WITNESS?!?!?!?

HALLELUJAH!!!!

[sapphiraaaa]

LOL,you're funny good sir!

[kinghellmetal]

sapphiraaaa,

And you, my dear, ROCK!!!

[sapphiraaaa]

And roll baby, 24/7!

[kinghellmetal]

sapphiraaaa,

Hot DAMN!

You got it like THAT...?

Hot damn...

[sapphiraaaa]

you should be a frickin comedian dude

[lloukiclovurr]

i luv ur prspective!!! it is awsome ...and ur great use of a leaf blower????

[kinghellmetal]

lloukiclovurr,

Glad you dug this vid too, my friend!

THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AND COMMENTING!!!

YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheers!

-doc

[ChannyUNICORN]

I laughed my ass off, mhm. :D

I loved your amazing descriptions!

[kinghellmetal]

ChannyUNICORN,

Glad you dig my somewhat surreal ramblings!

Thats good news for both of us, as thats pretty much my whole schtick!

MORE VIDS ON THE WAY!!!

Cheers!

-doc

[CaptainComicbook]

unicorn bears raping and mauling justin :-)

[kinghellmetal]

CaptainComicbook,

Thats what life's about, my friend!

-doc

[Barthek]

So... you loved that cd. lol

[kinghellmetal]

Barthek,

Exactly!

[gkostre1]

I take back what i said. XD you have a lot subs.

[kinghellmetal]

gkostre1,

Its a small but vocal group!

I've been really surprised and gratified at the number of people that take the time to comment...

[gkostre1]

Its sad a small group is watching you. :(

[2oKjo7]

Haha omg all ur videos are amazing =O i find the advice very helpfull XD

thank you so much =P

[kinghellmetal]

2oKjo7,

Absolutely!

I'm a humble servant of the common good!

CHEERS!

-doc

[BLUEPHAN7OM]

jumble ass lmao

[kinghellmetal]

BLUEPHAN7OM,

Hah!

I think you're the only one who likes that joke!

Kudos to you - that was one of my favorites, for some weird reason...

...thanks for noticing!!!

Cheers!!!

-doc

[ten4prod]

another funny vid. oh no...i have justin timberlake herpes!!

[kinghellmetal]

ten4prod,

Quick!!!

10cc's of Penicillin Ear Douche!!!

Can't be too careful nowadays...

[MeanMissC]

Good GAWD, thanks for the warning... I so dont want a wet JTimberlake cawk in my ear. UNLESSSSSS I get a free T shirt in the process. I'll do anything for a free T

[kinghellmetal]

MeanMissC,

You and me both, Miss C... you and me both.

I'm a frikken' whore for free duds...

[cayaedora2]

haha thannks for the advice,keep making vedios im learning so much

[kinghellmetal]

cayaedora2,

Happy to help out, my friend!

Cheers,

-doc "Public Service" thompson

[another1shortdaymore]

at least it was a GRAPE popsicle. mmm, delicious.

[kinghellmetal]

another1shortdaymore,

I couldn't agree with you more...

...if it had been, say, an entire pint of Red Wine Sorbet, I would have been FAR more upset...

[cayaedora2]

heheh i saw half of it but my friend got me out of the way just in time , but now i cant see colors its really terrible

[kinghellmetal]

cayaedora2,

Its a disturbing affliction, is it not?

Just make sure not to smoke/drink/snort anything Ziggy gives you, and I'm sure your malady will clear up in a couple of weeks!

Cheers,

-doc

[michael7d7]

your obsession with being anally penetrated is disturbing, to say the least. XD

[kinghellmetal]

michael7d7,

Thats very true!

After listening to this shitstorm of an "album" I was afraid my ass was in great peril...

[Shmako1]

Frickin awesome video. KeepItUP!!11

[kinghellmetal]

Shmako1,

Thanks, friend!

Check out our new vid and see what you think!

Cheers,

-doc

[Gemeines]

Yea Doc!

but still have symptoms...

Do you also still suffer from flash backs and now enter epileptic seizure when certain vocalizations are made? - after each episode suffer from random paralysis and dreams of Dildo Seated Circus Clown Unicycle rides and

gun rape?

To me its all OK..its just how to get rid of this dirty feeling...there isnt a shower hot enough...So cold..and numb.

Doctor,

I think I urgently need 50 mm shots of Kinghellmetal at 5 min intervals. stat!

Thanks Doc!

[Gemeines]

Despite your deadly accuracy in describing the album, I went against my better judgment and your well documented example of what happens and tried to listen to track 1..I suddenly tasted what appeared to be Crystallized urine caked on the rim of a public toilet- I began to realize I could smell what could only be described as a yeast infected gang-raped stabwound. I proceeded to die a little inside as any shred of masculinity I had left began to dissolve.

I only made it through 30 seconds.

[kinghellmetal]

Gemeines,

You're my hero!

YOU'RE LUCKY TO BE ALIVE, MY FRIEND!!!

I feel like you're my War Buddy, you know?

We both stared death in the face and survived...

...I feel like I'm back in 'Nam!

I love the smell of Dead Timberlake in the morning...

[CheeezMaster]

fuck yeah fuck that fucking justin timberpond. corporate slut he is.