Re: I AM NOT THE FATHER! W00t

[pissmissile]

good man seth

[apocobring]

Although this was made a year ago, Seth, it is every bit as relevant now (especially since it IS that time of year)

[bEaZzy89]

take the beanie off asshole.. i never seen someone where something so many times in different videos.. ill send you 2 dollars, buy yourself a new hat you broke bastard

[battleaxe903]

who was that other guy, the one with the baseball cap

[primus567]

shaycarl/shaytards

[TheEnglishBlokey]

Nice responce to sxephil :) I am a big fan of him also, you mind checking my vids out and subbing if you like them, if not no worries thanks

[alexvollrathsmith]

More videos man! Good stuff!

[seekyefirst]

Very good man, I like the video, u seem like a nice guy.

[curtisjurgens90]

Ya man, that was a wonderful video. I really feel inspired after seeing that

[donttasemebro92]

hahah D+D FAIL!!!!! BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN !! roflmao. god i love you Seth

[thecolormaria]

cute :)

i like you.

[XboxLiveSpartan001]

if your a chick i get why you called him cute (not really but ok)

if your a dude im gonna have to say die fag die

oh and who hits a guys over the internet? you must be really fat and desparate

[thecolormaria]

ha yeah because maria is such a guy name.

and who uses incoherent sentences in a comment they had time to proof read? nice.

[tbones5271]

Pretty sure she didn't hit him. Because you can hit people over the internet?

Oh right. You hit everything over the internet because all you're doing is playing Halo and trolling youtube comments.

And my other question to you, you've said nothing about the comment below that says 'i love you Seth.'

Or can you not read?

[bunnydrumming]

lol - love this vid!!!! and love your hat!

[ukuleleko]

nice vid mate!

[DuvalJags95]

nice

[ZoeToots]

YOU are a great speaker. You speak the truth in a funny way! I love the Notebook. lol

You gave yourself! AWESOME!

[brokenbitsoflove]

Nice video. What you said you were giving your friends and family sounded perfect to me.. Well, and you know baking goods are the perfect gift. Good way to show you love and care for them in something sweet.

Happy new years.

[oOISLEEPAHIOo]

lol you look stoned!

[metaphysikz101]

haha great video =)

[Grimmbock]

1:05 :D

[ScarletSkies]

I know what I can give YOU for Christmas! *wink nudge sexual harassment*

[blowupdoll817]

either way, hope you enjoyed your christmas.

[astounded85]

dungeons and dragons. baha

[bigwhiteseth]

Quiet newfie.  Glad to see you're still alive. Merry Christmas.

[kpkost]

D+D is awesome

[katilette]

Merry christmas seth!

[bigwhiteseth]

Merry christmas ma'am!  Hope you guys had a good one!

[SnyperBytch]

Ditto.

Most of my family and friends are getting a card, or just a hug and a smile. It's all I can afford, and we've all agreed that we don't need anything to be happy at christmas.

[bigwhiteseth]

Truth. Glad to see another like minded individual. Merry Christmas!

[pepsiracer]

Hay! You stole Brokeback Mountain from Shay. He was crying the other day! Give it back. LOL

[bigwhiteseth]

I did no such thing!

[GBoots9]

I never noticed it till now but I swear your delivery and timing is fucking AWESOME! Happy holidays, Chum!

[bigwhiteseth]

Thank you, I try :P

Happy holidays to you too

[cameronm82]

does shay have food on his shirt?

[bigwhiteseth]

I think it's the shirt design, but to be honest, I thought the same thing.

[cameronm82]

the "oh haaiii!" cracks me up every time

[bigwhiteseth]

Like that? It's an homage to one of shays vids.

[pickles2626]

If only more people thought the way u do Seth. Merry Christmas!!

[bigwhiteseth]

I don't know that the world would want that...hahaah merry christmas my favorite milf!

[pickles2626]

aww Seth:)

[EmptysAwesome]

If more people thought the way he did, this would be a scary world.

[bigwhiteseth]

That's what I'm sayin. Who wants more than one of me around? Jeez.

[EmptysAwesome]

Pickles2626 is so hawt!

[bigwhiteseth]

I'm tellin ya, pickles is smokin'.

[cameronm82]

hey... how bout you stfu.

[cameronm82]

STFU. damn hillbilly.

[pickles2626]

EmptysAwesome is so hawt too!

[bigwhiteseth]

It's all good, we'll have a merry christmas anyway.

[amanda141516]

i feel exactly the same way :(

[choaxstah]

Dude I've been giving my family my support and compassion for everything they do and my shoulder to lean on for YEARS now LOL Guess I've been broke-ass for years too then?

Merry Christmas Seth. I'm am sure your family and friends will appreciate your gifts more than you've appreciated your Dungeons & Dragons game =D

xO

[bigwhiteseth]

SHHH! Don't remind me I own it!

Merry Christmas!

[fordracin02]

merry christmas seth, im the same way, poor as hell, and nothing to give, so i give my family the support they need when they are down and out.

[bigwhiteseth]

That's the way to be man. Merry Christmas!

[Narrator007]

If I didn't have any money for gifts, I'd probably make a coupon book which gives them a few hours of manual labor (stuff like raking the leaves, vacuuming, etc.)

Another idea would be to use the one resource you can still afford (the interwebs!) to search for stuff you think they'd like and either print stuff out or send them links. I printed out some funny cat and dog pictures with captions for everyone this year.

[bigwhiteseth]

I don't try to sound like anyone but myself. If it happens to sound like Phil, that's purely a coincidence.

[AllmightyKeim]

Do you try to sound like sxephil or does he sound like you or is it just strange?

[TH3PANDA8094]

murray christmas seth hopefully i can get some oxygen from u dungeons and dragons we played last night are you crazy lol

[bigwhiteseth]

hahaha, merry christmas

[Narrator007]

Unless Seth's body works in a very weird way compared to the rest of us, I doubt he can give you any oxygen. I'm sure he could provide you with some carbon dioxide, however!

[magicoA]

yeah i usually save my money for christmas i had like 200 somthin somtin dollars bought shit for the fam and now im broke again and the cycle starts all over haha at lease ill be 16 in feb. and can get a job so mabye next time i can buy shit then not be imediatly flat broke afterwards

[bigwhiteseth]

Merry xmas dude.

[magicoA]

u too! i hope shay likes his macaroni masterpiece!

[EmptysAwesome]

I'm sure Shay will cherish it

[bigwhiteseth]

He damn well better.

[EmptysAwesome]

He is from Idaho, they sorta are like a 3rd world country up there. So I'm sure he will cherish it.

[bigwhiteseth]

I think he'll probably eat it rather than cherish it.

[PaulThaAsian]

HEY I MADE THAT SPACE HEATER ... It was in a sweat shop...i dont wanna talk bout it

[bigwhiteseth]

BACK TO WORK!

[EmptysAwesome]

Yeah like Seth said, get back to work Paul!!! You don't have permission to be on YouTube!

[PaulThaAsian]

yes sir son me go bac to the work line son

[bigwhiteseth]

Make me some Nikes damn it!

[LankindJaxson]

Merry xmas bro.. I know the broke feeling...

[bigwhiteseth]

Yeah, never a good feeling, but it's christmas so fuck it.

[psushgirl]

lol great vid seth and good point.

merry xmas! :D

<3

[bigwhiteseth]

Thanks ma'am! Merry christmas.

[TheTypeRTheory]

Merry Christmas man.

[bigwhiteseth]

Same to you.

[insurrektion]

Well said. I bet I'm poorer than you.

[bigwhiteseth]

Possibly, but I doubt degrees of poorness need to be argued.

[warlock66613666]

lol i have that same heater heating my basment/bedroom

[bigwhiteseth]

It works wonders.

[angeleyes3124]

I want maccaroni art, that's the best stuff ever. Merry Christmas!... *SUBSCRIBES*

[bigwhiteseth]

*hands you a macaroni mona lisa* Merry Christmas!

[celerystick007]

Merry Christmas Seth!

ill take the D&D

[bigwhiteseth]

Merry christmas, it's all yours!

[julieannsky321]

Merry Christmas to you! You know, alot people could use a shoulder to lean on. You could be a Secret Santa, but with your shoulder.

[bigwhiteseth]

New fad incoming, the secret shoulder! Merry christmas!

[remadeyoga]

Haha my dad still thinks the 2 gig flash drives cost like $50 but now they only cost like 5$ so I got him one of those... Merry Christmas!!

[bigwhiteseth]

Nice! Merry christmas to you

[bredsox93]

I'm poor too so don't feel bad.

But this Christmas I want an Chinese man to cook food for me.

Merry Christmas

[bigwhiteseth]

I'll see what I can do. I know a few asians.

Merry Christmas!

[zQWASZX]

We all know nigahiga and kevjumba can't cook damn it!!!

[bigwhiteseth]

WHAT?! Damn it, there goes my new youtube channel idea.

[froman46992]

ehh i usually find stuff in my closet XD put great point about Christmas its better to have something like family and friends which is priceless then label it with a dollar sign

[bigwhiteseth]

Yay, closet gifts have pulled people out of many a frying pan. Merry christmas

[Narrator007]

LOL, that's so funny because it's true! This year I used the stuff-in-the-closet trick for the first time to supplement my total giftage.

In my case though, I also have a 2nd option for getting stuff for free, by using reward points earned at my usual online poker site (kind of like frequent flier miles for the degenerate gambler).

[bigwhiteseth]

Mmmm...online poker. Full Tilt?

[SFxKyle]

Merry Christmas! :)

You look sexy in high quality.

[bigwhiteseth]

...are you high? Merry christmas!

[SFxKyle]

Nope, just tired.

[zQWASZX]

lmao. "Just tired"

[intensity1024]

Great video.Have a Merry Christmas!

[bigwhiteseth]

Thanks, same to you

[aoampm]

wow the intro was hilarious. great video and merry christmas to ya!

[bigwhiteseth]

Merry christ to you as well

[amyboo178]

Love your videos. Merry Christmas!

[bigwhiteseth]

Thanks! Merry christmas to you amy

[TeddyBcool2000]

You are so poor, you are faking all that stuff to get out from buying stuff. My friend quoted your exact statement last year. BTW where do you get one of those heaters? Never FAP below 40degrees.

[bigwhiteseth]

The only problem with that statement is that I can't buy anything anyway. Why would I be trying to get out of buying something? I realize you were probably joking, but I assure you everything i've said in this video I truly believe.

And no.  Never fap below 40. Any hardware store has those heaters.

[YooberUser]

LOL @ Brokeback Mountain and Notebook. Sorry I won't be taking those off your hands. Give them to good will or something. I am sure they would make a great gift for someone else. Merry Christmas Seth.

[bigwhiteseth]

Goodwill it is! merry christmas yoober

[OJuggernautO]

Nice vid Seth, you are right dude.

Merry Christmas.

[bigwhiteseth]

thanks dude, merry christmas to you too

[hurleyskater411]

haha, merry christmas seth!!! your my favorite subscription, your point of view on things is pretty interesting. :D

[bigwhiteseth]

Glad you enjoy, merry christmas!

[realbutthole123]

Merry christmas Seth! :)

[bigwhiteseth]

Merry christmas asshole! See what i did there? Cause your username is...yeah...okay, i'm done now.

[Castsurved]

There's always getting a pet rock for them...

[bigwhiteseth]

Hey...thats true.

[NoInnerKind]

Merry Christmas Seth. Have good one.

[bigwhiteseth]

You too, merry christmas

[morganw18]

best present like ever...

[bigwhiteseth]

:P glad you enjoyed it

[EmptysAwesome]

HAHA! That video turned out awesome!

[bigwhiteseth]

Damn straight it did!

[JoshSource]

I WILL TAKE THAT COPPY OF THE NOTEBOOK OFF YOUR HANDS...being a homo i already own bareback mountain...wait...BROKEBACK? what's that? maybe i DON'T own that movie.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU JOLLY MAN, YOU.

ps. shay's mullet looks tres fab! not really, i thought maybe my comment wasn't gay enough so i had "fag it up a bit".

[bigwhiteseth]

Merry christmas, and for the record, it was definitely gay enough ;)

[NuMb3r1PuNjAbI94]

Merry Christmas!

[bigwhiteseth]

Same to ya!

[shaycarl]

WOW! I am an AMAZING actor. I never realised how good I am. Simply amazing...Do you wanna smack me yet? LOL Great job.

[bigwhiteseth]

Ohh you silly bastard. Thanks for the clips, you nailed exactly what I wanted.

And yes, that's what she said.

[zQWASZX]

Did Katielette just chip in or was she supposed to say that? lol

[AshhhFTW]

Haha, Another awesome video, seth =]

Merry Christmas! =D

[bigwhiteseth]

Thanks ash, merry christmas to you too

[LilCaGirlinOK72]

You rock Seth! Merry Christmas! ~Jaime

[bigwhiteseth]

Thanks Jaime!  Merry christmas to you!

[FF8Forever]

really good video seth merry christmas

[bigwhiteseth]

Thanks alot, merry christmas.

[WhiteaglePT]

Nice Video Seth!

Really Awsome speech ^^

Merry Christmas!

[bigwhiteseth]

Thanks, merry christmas to you too.

[CustomMadness]

you're awesome, you're like Christmas past rolled up into a person, you know Christmas past, like when we were kids and most homes weren't about the presents, sure, we were excited to open the gifts, but it was the experience not the gift that is what I remember from my youth....rock on Seth and have a Merry Freakin' Christmas Man

...ps this is my longest text response to date lol

[bigwhiteseth]

Agreed. Sometimes it'd be nice to feel that way again.

[bigac88]

Is it bad if I all of a sudden want to make a macaroni picture, just for the good holy hell of it now?

Good holy hell? Holy contradictions Batman!

[bigwhiteseth]

Make sure you throw some glitter in there somewhere.

[bigac88]

Of course, that would completely take away from the mystique of the picture if there was no glitter to compliment the macaroni.

[bigwhiteseth]

Exactly.

Chiaroscuro macaroni pictures ftw.

[bigac88]

FTMFW if you wanna get into specifics.

[bigwhiteseth]

Truth. Makes me wonder if there's a macaroni picture museum somewhere...

[bigac88]

If there isn't, then my question is: Why not? But, realistically, it's probably one of those rarely talked about museums in France. A vast collection of only the finest macaroni art from the greatest macaroni artists. Including the famous "Mommy and Daddy Wrestling" by Bobby Jr. from his Kindergarten Art Class. It's the same picture that got him recognized the world over.

[bigwhiteseth]

Hah! Well, the search will continue until we find it.

[bigac88]

Count me in...but after the holidays. I'll have more time to devote to this search then.

[bigwhiteseth]

Sounds like a plan.

[Mierda142]

Oo. Can I have random macaroni item as well?

[bigwhiteseth]

*hands you a macaroni house arrest anklet*

[Mierda142]

Wooh...wait what? crap. *goes back to sitting in the corner*

[bigwhiteseth]

It's okay...we can't alway get what we want :p

[lilkyttiekat]

wow great vedio serious and funny at the same time

[bigwhiteseth]

Thanks ya.

[MRBASEBALLPRODUCTION]

seth you know you played dungeon nd dragons 24/7 when you where a kid

[bigwhiteseth]

You caught me damn it.

[Muffler241]

You deserve a lot more than 122 views,

you're hilarious.

Anyway, I totally agree with you completely.

Sometimes giving presents isn't needed.

Unless it's to me. Because then, you know, it's needed.

[bigwhiteseth]

*gives you macaroni necklace*

[kicken123456789]

Also its nice to see you reply to peoples comments.

[bigwhiteseth]

I try from time to time.

[kicken123456789]

I totally agree with it being the 'Thought' that counts but yes it is nice to show someone that you do care with the 'materialistic' world we live in today.

[bigwhiteseth]

Yep, thats exactly the point i was trying to make. It's a bonus really, and i do feel bad sometimes not being able to give the gifts I could be giving.

[RandomShadowMan]

Seth you are the man. I agree with everything you said in this video.

- x0redhat0x

[bigwhiteseth]

Thanks sir, glad you agree.

[EmptysAwesome]

Hey, I agreed and you didn't thank me!

[bigwhiteseth]

I sent you nudes, that's thanks enough.

[rickythrills]

Nice hat, Seth...

Say, do you work part time directing traffic at the airport?...

[bigwhiteseth]

Yes.  Yes I do.

[Flanlord]

I don't get the bit with the badger in it, but I love the video. Very much true, and I can definatly relate, as I am also broke.

[bigwhiteseth]

Whaaat? How does it not make sense?

[Flanlord]

Was kidding. Cameron's "Shaycarl? Who is that." comment was staring me in the face.

[pogue36]

white elephant gifts