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  • im 12 and i masturebate every 2 days and it dosent work at all

  • Hey... I need some people to asnwer this please. There is my Gf at school and everything, And EVERYSINGLETIME I make out with her, or hold her close I get an Erection... We are both 16, and it feels extremely Embaressing. I need help please.

  • @M3nt0s619 then just make out with the chick when you hangout with her alone so she can rub it off

  • I think it'll probably make it worst.

  • @RussX5Z how...

  • To all guys: random erections are rarely caused by arousal. It's generally due to the fact that there is a surge of hormones in the body (which is common during puberty) and this is one of the reactions of the body to this surge. There are other videos that show how to conceal them.

    Morning erections are not arousal either. It's usually due to a change in dream and brain patterns during the night and sometimes because of the urge to urinate and a full bladder.

  • it works for me but like do it in the morning as many times as you can before you go somewhere

  • The guy must have had an erection just reading the question lol you can hear it in his voice ROTFL

  • @VivienForum, ugh tell me about it. I hate it too.

  • i wake up every single morning with a Boner.. like EVERYDAY!! HOW CAN I STOP THIS?

  • Helpo Mega Size oil is a very popular oil for penis enlargement.It worked for me.

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  • why hide your erection??

  • i have an erection now and i don't know how to stop it , should i just masturbate or should i calm myself , i'll go for maturbate lol

  • @bleachfan178 lol!

  • I have given up for nearly 2 years- I see it as a good test of self control.

  • you'r getting bold.. well, Im just saying.... hihih

  • in my experience it does help - for about the next 3 to 5 minutes.

  • how to lose unwanted erection? just cut your dick off!

  • It does not work, It just enforces in your mind the fact that whenever you get an erection, you will make yourself cum. Therefore i imagine you just get a lot more erections...

  • at movies suck 

  • Whoever heard of an unwanted erection?

  • its realy annoying, i havent been caught with one yet but i keep on getting them, in school, when i cuddle into my girlfriend, even when im just sitting there. sometimes i just want to chop my dick off cos i and fed up with my hands getting realy hot cos i always have them in my pockets so i can hide my boner. i realy hope this works

  • Ty so much I masturbate just 5 times a day now!!

  • @Aragiss to much info

  • @Aragiss dont hurt yourself :)

  • WOW this is so heterosexism its disgusting...not all guys like women, some like men and its N-O-R-M-A-L which is supported by science and general common sense. the gay kids out there need to know they will be okay, and these questions pertain to them. they're people too.

  • NOT IN THE POOL. a girl could get pregnant from sperm in a pool. in the news once.

  • Uh, hard NOT to get a stiff-on from the blonde there...but that was obviously the point!

  • morning wood goes when i piss lol

  • lol... something like 80% of guys jackit, and surprisingly enough 40% of women masterbate, 19% of which are addicted to it....

  • @HotNoob

    Wrong... 100% of guys do it. If they say they aren't, they're not telling the truth.

  • @leadhead69 true story, I didnt jack off till I was 24, I didnt know how or even know you could cum from playing with yourself, I didnt have sex till 23

  • you guys r sick

  • Oi Oi If your a teen ager when it happens on a date with a girl just be like ' ahh shit mans got a boner' (in a jokey voice) worked for me :P  She just laughed and we carried on with our date.

  • Masturbation and masturbating to porn are TOTALLY DIFFERENT THINGS. IF YOU MASTURBATE TO PORN U WILL HAVEUNWANTED ERECTION.

  • @mx740 what do i masturbate to if it's not to porn?

    Pokemon?the food channel?The people in the living room (family)

  • I have to agree with MissBiitchB. While masturbation will relieve your sexual interest for a refractory period (20 minutes or so), I've found that masturbation has conditioned me to get aroused more often than I'd like. There's some stuff that I really don't think is that exciting, but it's probably a Pavlovian response now.

  • ii can answer this

    NO! it doesnt often work because the brain is subconciously focusing on a sexual issue to stimulate the blood flow to yoor penis =)

    you can try it but in most cases it doesnt work... masterbating only, usually, further stimulates sexual thoughts only making it harder to get rid of an unwanted erection =)

  • He did not handle the question well at all, he actually seemed a little off balance by it, if sex education makes you nervous or ashamed then stick to teaching Math or English.

  • omg i was doing speaking and listening at school and i got a boner half way through it was so embarising next time im taping my dick to my leggs

  • it hurts....especially if u dont shave..

    (PERSONAL EXPERIENCE)

  • wtf

  • ey...nigga ive tried it...and da worst thing is...i was high..

  • lol getting a boner at the wrong time..?

  • yup....

  • Yea, that hair on the shaft means it hurts her too. I use Magic Shave powder (red can extra strength)

  • cool

  • @mcraregreat234543 do you prefer embarresement or torturing yoursel

  • So.. technically you didn't answer the question (you answered a question about masturbating before a date).

    Further more, while attempting to answer the question about masturbation the male 'expert' made a glib comment that of course he doesn't masturbate... probably now making the person who asked the question inferior.

    Sex ed is great + important, but by putting yourselves up as experts there comes some responsibility as to how you offer the advice.

  • Nail your penis to a wooden plank in three places

  • it does not, i masturebate every day but it simply does not work...

  • @dksftwpwned sometimes , it gets even worse!...

  • EGO MUCH

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  • nope it wont stop.I fcking hate random boners.morning wood is worst though.xD

  • @313c7r0idPu153 Especially if you're not in your home , and you're waking up fucking late! fucking embarrassment -_-

  • @313c7r0idPu153 I turn in my sleep, and then the sheering pain starts >..>

  • this is gold i better take some notes xD.....

  • Either this was a really stupid question or there is no real right answer for this one ^^

    Random boners aren't necessarily a bad thing :) Sometimes you want to keep all that tension inside of you so that you can let it out at the right times for your hot date

    And if all else fails, just flip up the boner into your waistband ^^ it's basically hidden that way, unless your dick is too short

  • then were fucked anyways lol

  • heres another great tip guys when ur done remember to wish ur hands before that hot date xD

  • heres word of advive frm a girl:

    some girls thinks its cute if it happens once in a while

  • i think its adorable when my babe gets a random boner lmaoo :D

  • I agree. Random boners are cute. xD

  • Random boner control...i wear pants that easily show if i get a boner...so i started to pin it down with the top of my pants whenever i felt it starting go up....and this will normaly make the boner go down and hide it. Also i wear shirts that are to big and my spine is bent at all times so that helps also.

  • dude random boners are so annoying!!!! especially when you're on a date that you don't want to fuck up

  • and when your in gym class :(

  • with all the boy's! :(

  • lol

  • Random erections suck, like when nobody's around and you just get an erection.

  • ROFLMAO

  • lol, I found these videos by coincidence and have been watching some of them since they where really funny and informing ;) I think all guys can rely to the whole thing. The worst is if you're sitting at a buss on a bumping road, in your own thoughts (not nessesarily sexual thoughs, thats the weird thing) and you know you have to go off on the next buss stop ;)

  • "Back in the day we used to call it Stroking the Salami" - American Pie

  • jenny is banging behind your back dick weed..... trust me ive seen the video with the animals

  • damn thats a big azz bald spot in the center of his head 1:12

  • hahahahha daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!! xD!

  • BAHAHAHHAHA so true!! XD

  • Good Question...

  • pffft hate that boner thing my gf tends to notice and then makes fun of me for it (haha anthony has a boner!)

  • Wrong! If you are going to a hot date, DON'T MASTURBATE BEFORE. Better to go with an appetite than going with none. Better to come sooner with the girl, than sooner without the girl.

  • i do it 1-2 times a day, but i still always get hard in school and its embarrasing :/

  • lol me too

  • do u have an belt? then push it under it an no one will notice it

  • that also happens to me, but it is weird, it happens with no reason, is like my penis has a mind of his own!

  • hahah dont think I cant see that bald spot on ur head

  • LOL huge bald spot at 1:13.

  • just flick your testicles ,like the guy says in 40 year old virgin...

  • lol my gf asks me if i have a boner all the time, and if i say yes she gets turned on

  • lol lucky

  • id rather masterbate to men

  • i'm sorry but it doesn't usually work, i've tried, i let the load befor a hot date but i still got a stiffy on the date.

  • a gurl asked how often i get "horny" i said randomly through out the day and she freaked and started calling me bonereno lol but then i told my best frnd (a gurl) about it then she freaked and asked y she never sees guys with a stiffy

    next day we got about 10 more guys telling her all the info

    lol we tlked bout that all day!

    o btw no it doesnt work

  • I have a question...im currently in school and i get urges to jack off, how do i push it off in school...i know the bathrooms are a gross unhealthy place so ive never gone in school but how do you do it in school or what would you recomend....i am young by the way, teens younge.

  • hold it in until you get home trust me its way better to do at home

  • i love to wank all the time but i still get hard! i am hard now

  • yeah. my bf used to masturbate before school so he wouldn't get a hard on sometimes later in the day with me. but he always gets horny very easily still lol

  • i always masturbate onto my girls face in the morning. that always stops unwanted erections

  • i used to do this before i went to school in the morning

  • It would seem like doing it that much would harm the organ or something. I also have experienced reduced sexual tension after releasing my load, but I never did it for that reason. I remember getting a hardon in class and just used my binder. The more I told it to "get small!!!!", the bigger it got. Eventually went away, but I can understand why someone would do this... especially if you're in swim class or you have no way to hide it.

  • Popping a tent is natural. It is nature's way of signaling "this is about more than puppy love".

  • When I was 17 I took a life guarding class that was once every day in the morning and I would have hot girls with there hands all over me to do the training(I also wore a Jammer which is tight like a speedo). So in the morning before my morning shower I would masturbate. It was almost a chore.

    I was the only guy who didn't get a hard on during class. :p

  • Jennifer will you help me masturbate ? ?

  • LOL I'm on the swim team and that happened to me once

  • Yeah, frequent masturbation releases sexual tension so it lessens the urging..just ain't sure if excess of it would cause early baldness.

  • doesnt milk increases your stemina as well? (last longer and get an erection faster) if not...how can i last longer and get an erection faster?? cause i lack of that just recently :(

  • Practice dude. Practice.

    Or just slow down. You don't need to go as fast as you can man, its not just about coming fast, its about fun.

  • wow, these people realy have no qualms about anything sexual do they? (barring life risking activities) i can sum up their advice to every question. "if you are both concenting adults then go for whatever"

  • you guys suck

  • Casio do you realise that masturbation PREVENTS prostate cancer ... you have it all the wrong way!

  • idiot. Thats just some dumbass myth used 2 scare kids out of masturbation. once again. IDIOT!

  • wow.... I'm sorry but this was kinda cheesy by only focusing on one aspect/benefit of masturbation.....

  • it does form me

  • just wear a belt and tuck it srsly

  • baldness = excess testosterone !

  • k im like 13 and i masterbait alot. i enjoy it. :D is it bad for me? or is it ok?

  • lmao!

  • lol

  • i no alot of girls! that masterbate .... should that be considerd bad or good ... shes 13 .... is that bad .. well my question is is it normal for a girl to get urges to or is that just being a slut

  • This is not where you ask questions... k?>

  • If you dont mastubate for like 3 weeks, then do it after 3 weeks... You will "OverCum"

    Meaning you'll... "Shoot" it out. Wich may be better, or actiually during Sex.

  • u kno wen u dont masturbate for like 2 or 3 days do u get a bigger orgasm? n ppl are sayin that masturbatin too much can lead to crappy incomplete erections, is that tru...coz i masturbate a lot n i get really good erections so i dont really kno wat to think. kick some facts somebody!

  • Something tells me that if it's embarrassing to stand to attention in some situation then it's going to be even more embarrassing to start masturbating in that situation. Just a thought."

    LOL, best comment yet.

    That man is bald!!!!!! lol

  • well i say...um masterbating actually...for me if i do it..the next day ill be having an erection way easier...and actually when i didn't do it for about 3 weeks i learned how to control my erections...so try not to masterbate to much...but we all guys have are urges...add me if u got questions..myspace{.}com/wider­cver08...although this is a strange topic to add me for...

  • my friend is 14 and masturbating. is that healthy for her?

  • I'm no expert, but I know that a lot of people start masturbating when they're very young. Some may start as young as 4 or 5. I really don't think it's unhealthy, though. It's a natural thing--humans did it far before there was a name for it. In fact, I'm the same age and I masturbate. This might be a good question for Dan and Jenn, though.

  • 4 or 5 wow....

  • Something tells me that if it's embarrassing to stand to attention in some situation then it's going to be even more embarrassing to start masturbating in that situation. Just a thought.

  • you talking about me? no, seriously, its my friend.

  • yeah jenna =)

  • is there something wrong with that?... is it bad?...I mean sometimes I do it over 20 times..is it bad for the health? o.0 I love masturbating, every time I get hard and notice I do it. doesn't matter where I am. I just go into the RR and do it =} it's just awesome lol

  • umm my record was like...6 and I was abnormally happy that day i dunno though, ive never actually dedicated an entire day to masturbating. There is nothing wrong with doing it 20 times a day but slow it down a little. Don't let it consume your day

  • I love masturbating as well!! LOL ^_^

  • 20 times in a day? You deserve medal for that bro!

  • Wankers!

  • i masturbate about 20 times a day =D

  • Dude haha, 20 X a day? how do u manage to do so?

  • 20 times a day? Wow, how do you even get a hard on?

  • my dick wud hurt if i masturbate more than 5 times a day lol

  • O_O' wow dude

  • masturbation is my favorite hobby

  • Unwanted Erection is that the same thing as having a hard on with nothing to start on?

  • No, once you have a new hard on you have to start all over again with wanking till you got cramps in your third leg, just to make sure it won't get up again. If it DOES get up again I'm afraid 'the fucker' is immortal.

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  • well it is really funny do... I had the same problem when I discovered I could do a lot more with it then pie-ing. Actually it was erect all day no matter what I was doing about it. Still till this day my erection is permanent and I pass out sometimes because there's not enough blood in my head...

  • permanent erections must draw you the wrong kind of attention, when passing childrens playgrounds etc...

  • Oh no, I see myself as an entertainer, everybody is laughing at me when I sit there with an hard on.... masturbation won't help, i can't chill 'the fucker' down. Imagine me with Viagra, hold that horse....

  • When I was younger (20's), I was up to masturbating 4-5 times per day to "get rid" of hard ons, plus sex with my GF. I say, Enjoy what you have, when you have it, and let it be known, because age & nature will take it away soon enough, and you'll be wishing you could still have 50 erections per day, or 10 really good ones.

  • nicely said!

  • dude i dont think masturbatin helps you get rid of frequent erections because the more i masturbate, the more erections i get..

  • that is exactly the same with me, too...

  • get a buzzed i guarantee you cant get a hard on maybe that just me. i get hard easy but when i drink it dead. instill you suck it.

  • No it doesn't. AIDS is a sexually transmited disease. You can only get AIDS by having sex with someone who already has it or by having AIDS infected blood enter your body. You can't give it to yourself.

  • Oh really...

  • i have that movie "Theres Something About MAry"

  • not to be rude but shipoopi

  • penis

  • Pick up your light sabre young man and give it a damn good thrashing and dont join the darkside

  • LOL I like the picture "i have to release this" with the geek

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