Nostalgia Critic - Home Alone 3

[Ozztastic57]

The movie sux, but you have to admit, Alex is pretty smart.

[Ozztastic57]

@livelaughlovelearn08 no contest. Old wins. Go grandpa

[Zazgar07]

Want a bad screw up, try Home Alone 4. They tried an (sequel? Interquel?) for Home Alone 1 and 2, and they just failed in every sense. Different cast, cheesy acting, continuity confusion, and character/story elements has been tinkered and clusterfucked.

To quote the original Marv Daniel Stern, "An insult, total garbage".

[dftbawolf]

home a lone 3 was my fav!

[GuerreBrigadier]

5:47 Janitor.........

[Psycho3418]

Home Alone 4 is almost 10 years old so it can count as nostalgic right?

[ImprovmanZero]

No the toy-chest is where they keep their weed silly.

[livelaughlovelearn08]

Anybody think he should do for Christmas 2012, a Old vs. New of Miracle of 34th Street.

[TheNOTchosen1]

He needs to review Home Alone 4.

[62Goji]

@TheNOTchosen1 There's a fourth one?

[Zazgar07]

@62Goji Unfortunately there is.

[jetfa9]

this movie looks like it was filmed in lake forest, il... lol

[Skittles0whoa]

@pariastabendesa COWAF**KIN PEICE OF DOG SHIT

[ImSpidey2]

9:12

I think the Critic's wrong. I think they meant to send her after they leave THE HOUSE, not when they come back.

[ayan528]

To me Home Alone 3 was still watchable, but the fourth movie was just horrible

[dxmania2012]

Home Alone 1&2 are too awesome for words

[lawsturner]

12:55 i hear a little ray romano as well

[chocolatecookie118]

i haven't seen home alone 4 someone tell me the plot of it so i know to stay well away from it

[MrKoiking1]

for some reason my mom told me there were 3 home alone films called home alone, home alone 5 and home alone 7. can someone explain ?

[bamboosa]

Once again, critic, you have mistaken "banal coincidence" for "irony". What? Were you born in the 80s? Irony implies contrariness, antithesis, and opposite. How is a toy race car the antithesis of a toy race car? I-raw-knee. 3 syllables, big word.

[minsecous]

@bamboosa actually he was right.

[MrGameboyStar]

Agred home alone 4 just a boredem not much action but the others bit dramatic but its good

[CeruleanFilms]

Just Visiting was one of the funniest movies ever.

[paulalane100]

Home Alone 2 was just as funny as number 1. And as for the worst Home Alone script, Home Alone 4: Taking back the house was worse.

[Jspyster]

(pariastabendesa: there's a forth one?!)

ugh i hate this.

[BabyPaulaPolestar]

01:36

Deus Ex: HR?

[UncleSpankification]

@BabyPaulaPolestar The year.. is 2027. It's a time of great innovation.

It's also a time of slapstick, and horrible plots.

[VitoPossilipo]

Well John Huston already wrote "Some kind of beautiful" which has- sorry- a very weak, predictable script.

[DrTheKay]

Tbh, nostalgia critic was clearly nitpicking too hard in this one

[Robi2009]

6:58 Wait a minute... If he had a video camera all along, why didn't he just film the spies the first time, so he had a proof to show the Police...?

[fruitikay]

lol the first time I saw this movie was in theaters...it was also the last time.

[krazyzark]

all the times i've seen this film, I never realized that the mother is played by the same actress as the snobby blonde chick who Anthony Michael Hall's nerd character ends up with in Sixteen Candles.

[DarkMarc9001]

Man...he didn't comment on the rat biting that one guy's balls scene. I bet it's cuz the only funny thing I remember from this movie..

[diaperkitten4ever]

looove the reference to hitchcock's "rear window" at 5:06

[MrDevilsbrood1012]

i admit it i vomited when i finished watching home alone 4

[Karatenerd5]

I like Home Alone 3...

[FilmFTW1]

I've never seen "Home Alone 3", but had seen "Home Alone 4"... OH GOD, IS THE LATTER BAD. VERY, VERY BAD. REVIEW THIS! (oh wait, I have to go to his website to request this!)

[LumPeyCusTerEd]

NC fuckup detected: Alex is eight years old, not five years old

[df2guy12]

Just so everyone knows, Just Visiting was a remake of a French movie: Les Visiteurs

[ed2point0]

As much as Home Alone 3 sucked, it was better than Home Alone 4.

[RpGfreak901]

@ed2point0 John Hughes never worked on the fourth one. That's why he won't review it.

[Chariloe]

"I wrote the worst Home Alone screenplay EVER!" I'm assuming this was before Home Alone 4 was conceived...

[Ardamess]

Does anyone think he should review the Live Action 101 Dalmations?

[xLucyWeasleyx]

Home Alone one and two were AWESOME

As soon as Culkin got to old to play little Kevin, they tried to replace and it didn't work. THEY ARE NOT THE HOME ALONE KIDS. ONLY MACAULAY CULKIN CAN BE THE HOME ALONE KID.

That's what ruined it for me :/

[EpicDubTime23]

you should review Home Alone 4, even worse

[DizzyDarlin29]

I actually liked home alone 3. srry ro say

[TheFirstBroBIB]

I love "Home Alone 2..." This movie sucks, though.

[thatasiankid45]

Home alone 4...

[45678ret]

anyone else wanted to bang the girl spy in this movie?

[92soothsayer]

oh yea, i do have nostalgia to Home Alone 3, actually i used to watch it live every other day like age 6-8 and sang the soundtrack along with it. but ttteeeehhhh, when i watched at about 13, i realized... u know... actually, come to think of it now, i can't help but remember disney's Blank Check

not to push matters EVEN WORSE, but, HOME ALONE FUCKING 4?!!

[TheLuigiMario113]

How the heck was Home Alone 2 bad?

[FightThroughFaith]

Dude. Home Alone 3 was awesome. And Flubber.

[mrkoolman23]

@FightThroughFaith can you tell me why they were good?

[TheForbiddenNerd]

3:55 CAAAAAT!!!!!!!!

[doom7ish]

Your going to lightning and your going to crappy tonder.

[pariastabendesa]

Home Alone 1 = Awesome!

Home Alone 2 = Good, but not great

Home Alone 3 = Meh.. Okay

Home Alone 4 = HORRIBLE ABOMINATION OF MANKIND!

[AJPcrosser]

@pariastabendesa There's a FOURTH ONE!?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Tokumastu1]

@pariastabendesa Wait they actualy made a 4th one... what the fuck

[RevolutioPersonatus]

@pariastabendesa home alone = okay? NO FUCKING WAY IT SUCKS SHIT

[pariastabendesa]

@RevolutioPersonatus your opinion....

[Robi2009]

@pariastabendesa THERE IS HOME ALONE 4 :O ?!

[Jose23Newgrounds]

@Robi2009 Yep. It was a TV movie.

[chosentonessournotes]

@Robi2009 It's sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooo bad.

[Narol33]

@pariastabendesa cowafuckin piece of dog shit?

[22mrstarwars]

@pariastabendesa there was a 4?

[Ryusuta]

@22mrstarwars Oh, god. There was. And it made THIS movie seem like fucking Citizen Kane!!! Home Alone 4 takes place in a high-tech super house and... well, fuck. I just told you all you need to know there.

No, wait. I haven't. French Stewart is one of the bad guys. THAT'S enough.

No, no. Wait. It's not. The kid in the story is a dark-haired brat that they actually call KEVIN MCCALISTER!!! They actually try to make this part of the original storyline!!!

Fuck. That. Film.

[pariastabendesa]

@Ryusuta Very well said sir...

[deathman1021]

@pariastabendesa they made a 4th one?

[pariastabendesa]

@deathman1021 Yup they did.... It sucks ass

[Thunderbirds1001]

@pariastabendesa How dare you insult Home Alone 3? I WILL HAVE YOUR ASS

[pariastabendesa]

@Thunderbirds1001 I said Home Alone 3 was Okay, I didn't give a single fuck to it like the Critic does.

[Skittles0whoa]

@pariastabendesa It made me so mad I could spit!

[pariastabendesa]

@Skittles0whoa ....or say cowabunga. :D :D :D

[tthomaselli2]

@pariastabendesa

Correction: 'Batman & Robin' is the horrible abomination of mankind.

[pariastabendesa]

@tthomaselli2 but I don't think Batman and Robin is the part of the Home Alone series.... OR DOES IT????

[tthomaselli2]

@pariastabendesa

Even still, 'Batman & Robin' is the epitome of 'Abomination of mankind' & 'Epic failure'.

[999museftw]

@pariastabendesa I didn't know there was a fourth. Thats not a good sign

[MrStrongashtosh]

every kids movie has dumb people that want the kids

[XOPAUXO]

i think that macaulay is way better than this kid

[dragonforks93]

I never understood why police cars have sirens, fair enough when chasing cars it's a signal for everybody else to move out the way, but are they actually stupid enough to blare their sirens when coming up to a house raid? They might as well have a megaphone and shout "Even though we are giving you ample time to hide or escape by broadcasting our approach, we still expect you to put your hands behind your back, are you ready? Are you sure? Ok here we come ready or not!"

[maiwork6666666]

Lol the nostalgia critic proves that kids will eat up anything. Frexample, i used to LOVE this movie, Kazam, and flubber

[ThomasVeggieDramaFan]

I LOVE "Home Alone 2", "101 Dalmatians", and "Flubber"!

[serpico89]

good to see they used scarlet johansson's talent so effectively.

[Mustlovemusic21]

HOME ALONE 2 DID NOT SUCK!!!!!!

[openmindedatheist]

@Mustlovemusic21 Thats right! Home alone 2 had the best accidents and a much bigger, dilapidated house to do them in.

[thereturnofflorence]

5:48 JANITOR

[datalal624]

I went to the store last month to replace my old VHS copy of "Home Alone", and to finally get a copy of "Home Alone: 2". After searching through the WHOLE store trying to find these films (only to watch a sales clerk pick it out instantly in the least obvious location ever---and this is at CHRISTMAS time, "Home Alone" should have been easy to find), it turns out the only thing they had was a box set of all FOUR films. *sigh* Oh well. Maybe some hapless child won't mind these "slapshit" sequels.

[MTTT19]

Home Alone 2 did NOT suck! It's not as good as the first but it still lived up to expectations! Plus, it had Tim Curry in it!

[solesweeper87]

Dude.....I loved Home Alone 2. That shit was funny. It was one of the first films where I laughed at dark humor when Marv was electricuted. lol

[imdb88]

Two fart jokes in two John Hughes films that were oddly enough released the same year.

[killer92173]

I dare the critic to review Home Alone 4!!!

[MrSnakearter]

Wait! There a 4 Home Alone. I just post 3 suck and now I here there a 4th. What wrong with this wourld

[DragonMasterMack]

@MrSnakearter Apparently your spelling and grammar.

[MrSnakearter]

Home Alone was a good movie but your right. Three was bad

[meirintao]

um......>_> I hate to say this, there's another home alone after this one. LOL

[rebeccapq]

I looooove baby's day out and home alone 3. The kid is sooooo cute!!!!

[HyWire20]

Anyone else get the Twighlight Zone reference at 6:30?

[supersentai1975]

@HyWire20 Not to be rude or anything but I think you meant Sherlock Holmes.

[HyWire20]

@supersentai1975 Oh sorry I put the wrong time down. I meant at 6:20 when he says "But there was some thing on the wing"

[dumbassmoron]

HOW!?

[AlienPatch]

11:12 Lawnmower Man? No really, the harold death scene...

[super17a]

(al G in DA house) please

[Disneythievesrock]

Wait until he sees Home Alone 4.

[lilflynn99]

I'M HAVING DE'JU!

[satmandoo]

Ok the traps are there again, but they are different and more ingenious. To think the kid could pull off what he did at home but miles away in New York where he is in an unfamiliar surrounding and do it even better!!! Plus Home Alone 2 had some emotional scenes that the first film couldn't even get close to...and the christmas spirit is way bigger as well. God dammit Home Alone 2 was not just the first film made all over again, there was so much more to it than that....

[aceorduece]

@satmandoo part two: also, you say this as if I said that was a bad thing. i actually like Home Alone 2, but 3 was not really as clever as 1 and 2, even if 3 was the most strategic, or plot controlled, trap layout sequence of the series, and 4 is just absolutely weak entirely.

[theflowerpotpeople]

@satmandoo Dude, Chill. Its YouTube, just YouTube...,not the academy awards

THEY ARE JUST MOVIES PEOPLE!! First was memorable, second more of the same in a different setting, third...well less said about that the better.as for 4, Im gonna continue believing its an urban myth...My mind cant conceive it as 'real'

Wow I summed it up in 3 lines as opposed to 3 paragraphs, yeah you raise a few good points but doesnt justify an essay on it...

[satmandoo]

and in the second film..he's actually going out of his way to save a toy store and subsequently a children's hospice of being robbed out of god knows how much money. It's not just, must defend me and my home, it's about doing a good deed and saving christmas for all these kids...and that's the SAME DAM MOVIE????

[MrRiseAboveitall]

This movie is the biggest insult to secret agents in the history of cinema. Thumbs up if you agree.

[hobohaymaker13]

Olek Krupa, who plays the head bad guy in this actually lives near where i live in NY, cool guy actually. Got a autographed pic from him.

Also, "If you want your kid to be "milk carton of the week", that's your problem!"

[MineGroundX]

Review Home Alone 4

[RandomCommenterful]

@MineGroundX Very funny.

[MineGroundX]

Review home alone 4

[DatRandomEngie64]

I actually found, in certain ways, Home Alone 2 to be better than the first...

[OurGangFan]

I hope he reviews Miracle On 34th Street. Shitty remake.

[bionicdragon5]

Did anyone else get the Young Frankenstein reference with the violin?

[Fallout262]

I actually liked 101 dalmatians, I guess it's my guilty pleasure :P

[aceorduece]

Hmm. Something tells me he has never seen Home Alone 4. He's so lucky.

[xFHTz]

Could someone explain what he ment on 06:45 - 06:56 ? My clue that he's trying to make a joke about him been a smarty kid. Yh, i know, i sound abit stupid right there.

[xFHTz]

''Dorris, fetch me my violin'' ''violin music'' xD.

[RemCycleDN]

I actually enjoyed Home Alone II and Baby's Day Out, but mostly because they were thoughtless yet meaningful movies. It was...just okay enough to find enjoyment. But Home Alone 3? OMG looking at the COVER made me wanna just...barf...and a fourth one? OMG! =shoots self in head= WHY?!

[satmandoo]

OK listen up! Those of you who like Home Alone 2 more than the first one all click like on this comment!!!

[aceorduece]

@satmandoo it was practically the same movie. though 3 isnt that good. 4 was horrible. it made this movie look like the first Home Alone (it's that awful)

[satmandoo]

@aceorduece Yeah I know, I saw Home Alone 4. But you just said exactly what I hate about when people describe Home Alone 2. It wasn't practically the same dam movie. A kid lost in NEW YORK CITY, ONE OF THE LARGEST IN THE WORLD is a much bigger and more frightening situation for the kid to be in. That is a dam sight different to being left at home. And plus there's all the stuff in the hotel (the concierge being like a secondary antagonist) and the whole thing with the toy store...

[aceorduece]

@satmandoo im sorry you feel that way, but from what i can see, the villians are the same, the plot is the same, the reason Kevin was left is the same, n the conclusion. the only difference that I should have included in my comment was that is had more of a Christmas based plot to it. but even then he was trying to save the neighborhood in the 1st one, not just himself, just as he did in the 2nd one. when it come to trap layout, 2 was more painful, but 1 had better probability. it was the same.

[6000NoobTube]

I would arm myself with my rifle. Not a sniper rifle, but if you must kill killers, you could hit them with a tank of nitrogen inside a fridge and let their blood drip on strawberries for all I care.

[6000NoobTube]

@6000NoobTube I'm 12

[bushbasher85]

I want to see him review Home Alone 2 so I can find out what  the hell hes talking about.

[seanpatrickcain2]

@bushbasher85 That will be the 200th episode.

[missdeathknight13579]

@Schachmills Home Alone 4..... a dark time in the history of cinema (if you can call it a part of cinema)  Dear God, what did we do to deserve Home Alone 4?? (SHUDDER)

[Anosplicer]

@missdeathknight13579 there's a FOUR??? good fuck god almighty it's just like bugs bunny crazy castle why can't they stop making fucking sequels?!

[Noizemaze4]

lol slapshit ~

[mega48man]

HEY WHOA...i loved this movie to death when i was a kid.i remember this so well i could play the whole thing in my head in my sleep, because that's where i rewatch most of my favorite movies anyway. the best part of this movie was the parrot, he was, by textbook definition, a 'magnificent bastard' for all the right reasons

"oooh, you wanna buy a little silence? double or nothing"

i've only got one!

*immeadiately lights match*

[HawaiiKnut]

@Schachmills

I like Home Alone 2 too, but it's very much the first film over again. That's what many critics don't like about it.

[100percentgamer]

I thought Home Alone 2 pretty good.

[LukeMM95]

I grew up watching this film so I could never hate it. It's not as good as the first two but it's still a decent family flick in my book.

[DjHamHam411]

The psycho guy from Twin Peaks that says "HoW?" like Christopher Walken FTW!

[tricksterhuaun]

@Schachmills It was just as enjoyable because it was the same thing, just...not in home anymore.

[tricksterhuaun]

This plot is so overly done.

In Home Alone 1 it was just two good for nothing thiefs that wanted to rob a house, simple, practical, and seriously a lot more fun.

[Kingofcorrect]

He's using the logic that the general public used towards Halloween three. Granted, this movie is poor.

[Kingofcorrect]

mmmm ScarJo, she's always in my top 5

[chappy]

He should review Home Alone 4 .

I would like to see his reaction to that horrible sequel.

[superjchamma]

@chappy Yeah, he should. Home Alone 4 was a living hell for me to watch. I cried after seeing that movie, because they really ran that series down down to the ground. :(

[Ontarioku77]

3 is bad but its gold compared to 4

[Beanoz4]

Home Alone 2 was just as good as the first!

[nintendo917]

Did you know theres a home alone 4?

[mephisto40]

The most pointless film ever

[stropeice]

Omg Home Alone 2 Dose not Suck.

[Agentsmithisbuff]

@stropeice Agreed, it's actually my fav of the franchise. But it's the Nostalgia Critic so we gotta forgive him for that xD

[happyfa5]

Fox has milked the Home Alone liscense and I don't know how long Warner Bros. is going to keep on milking the Scooby Doo liscense as well. Entertainment is gone for good.

[nanalinda4]

@happyfa5 i know what you mean and how you feel if you ask me . the best embodiment of scooby doo was the original 60's series . and second is a pup named scooby doo .

[vadarman9906]

0:32 what's wrong with home alone 2, I personally think it is just as good as the first.

[DrsJacksonn]

@vadarman9906 He's a critic, you know, not just a fan. The fans liked Home Alone 2 for being more of the same, but a little tad more. The critics hated the movie for being a clone of the first one and possibly too cartoony.

[SinnFein4ever]

@ifyoucatchmydriftbud

You WATCHED it?

What kind of parents did you HAVE?

Parents are supposed to protect their kids from things like sticking their fingers in electrical sockets, drinking bleach, running out in the street, and watching Disney sequels.

[FishlipsMalone]

Home alone 1: CLASSIC slapstick comedy , can watch it anyday :)

Home alone 2: seen that the most as a kid, lovely movie, still wild good ol' little culkin :)

Home alone 3:WHO THE FUCK IS THAT KID, THE HELL WITH HIS PARENTS,

soo horrible, it killed the francise

Home alone 4: GOD!!!!!relieve me plz, the pain

saying this movie sucks is equal to give credit to it, its BELOW THAT

[DrsJacksonn]

@FishlipsMalone I do have to admit that Home Alone 3 didn't fit the franchise, but I like the different turn they took. Instead of two burglars these are meant to be spies with a bit of self-respect getting all humiliated repeatedly by a kid.

I didn't see Home Alone 4, but as far as I know it sucked so bad and they made so many mistakes in the movie it was almost as if they did it on purpose.

[UncleSpankification]

@DrsJacksonn Home alone 4 sucks so bad it's actually funny. But I wouldn't even bother watching it if I were you.

[scaryguy004]

i haven't watched this movie or the 4th one in a long time,i liked those last time because i was little,so they are probably terrible now

[Darkendemic]

2:46 "All done Mrs. Sus!"

[maiwork6666666]

I liked Home Alone 3....

[tyronewashington1]

OH NO the movie features an all white cast!, the horrors

[TheMarylandDude]

Actually, Home Alone 2 was actually good. I see how the franchise is dying off when watching the third one, but the fourth one you should review, it is god awful and killed the franchise completely.

[NelsonStJames]

What happened to John Hughes? Simple the 80's ended.

[Xir109]

@CultureCrasher it's battlefield earth look it up

[CowardlyCat]

if he thinks home alone 3 is bad he should watch home alone 4. i mean home alone 3 is at least watchable, home alone 4 on the other hand sucks ass,

and i personally love home alone 1 and 2 but thats just me lol