Whose Line: Vending Machine Hoedown

[JakeWearsJeans94]

I used a vending machine that's like no other,

It scared my siblings, my father and my mother,

They were all apalled at the very sight,

It was a vending machine for a fairly-priced fleshlight.

[TheOliver99000]

stupidly <3

[NerdfighterneverFTBA]

French <3

[HanoNano13]

my attempt of translating colin's "French":

the chocolate, the chips and yes,

and put it in the machine

put the coin, where you want,

where did the cash go?

I'm in French immersion at my school (Y)

[ItzShelby1]

@HanoNano13 That's about what I got too xD I'm only in French 2 though, so I didn't get all of it xD

[emittdavis]

I'm a vending machine, and boy i love my life.

I make lots of money that i give all to my wife

Most of my cash comes from all the guys that you see

Because instead of having food i give them all some cheap handies.

[Xeiners]

Colin pulled out an old trick from this one /watch?v=QnOu70TQjpw

[theoffkeydiva]

Colin honey, what did you do to your hair?

[RegineNoelle23]

Soooo... Who speaks French?

[shittyfagg]

@RegineNoelle23 I do. It's gibberish, but it's still pretty effin funny

[HufflepuffTheGreat]

My favorite hoedown ever. Colin's verse makes me pee my pants! XD

[TailsDoll478]

19 people are the dumbest people Drew knows. XD

[cobrafangz]

i love this thing i got its really a machine

i insert money and i get a little treat

i tell it my selection and it tells me the price

maybe i will make this hooker my wife.....

[CalVersion1]

I wanted something tasty, so I went to a machine

It had a lot of food, and its body had a sheen

I stuck a quarter in it, but then it tried to shoot

Cause where I come from, "machine" means "prostitute".

[NESDragon20]

The 19 dislikes had their money eaten by the vending machine.

[alexsam1718]

i love the way that wayne says "horny" at 1:16 .

[shadowstorm1989]

Who else had their brain fill in the ending with "He'll slit his f***ing wrists!"

[JeSuisFrancis36]

@emperornguyen im a french canadian and no, nobody understand him...

[princesnemo123]

what he said was i am awesome chip chocoolate lol i dont know

[emperornguyen]

I've noticed people who are french speaker not understanding Colin. Being a Canadian, I believe he's speaking in Canadian French. Which is much different from European French. Mind you, I don't understand either :P

[ziadn27]

I started my own business but it didn't go to well

Robbed by my employees Maya, Sandra and Michelle

Pimping isn't easy, especially when their teens

The only solution is to shove them in vending machines

[CdL3o]

hoedown throwdown

hahaha

[Metabadd]

I used to like vending machines, they were pretty damn great,

I was going to buy some candy but it was getting late.

So I put my quarter in it but then my treat got stuck.

I shook the machine it fell on my foot and then I yelled "OH FUCK!"

[mellymonster234]

lol this is my fav hoedown lol:D

[tellezbm89]

I love seeing them talking in the end. They seem to really like each other. I love it

[KaxemaruNara]

Vending machines are awesome, they are not a drag

But i used a quarter, to try and get a bag

I don't really hate them, i don't make a fuss

Except that one time, i got a rubber penis

[Evnted]

Let's do another hoedown so we can see Ryan slit his f*ckin' wrists.

[THEmGt97]

Brad was awesome this round.

[solar464]

i am rather hated, despite being free.

i'll have you know theres no joy, for this machine.

my group always wants snacks, and drinks right NOW.

yes, you guessed it, im a mage on WoW!

[Crakkerz]

@solar464 WIN!

[solar464]

@Crakkerz i know. XD

[ScLeprae]

I see Ryan likes hoedowns.

[Michaelthekiwi]

Me and Vending machines don't seem to fit

Using them I've given up,yes I have quit

To buy a some candy and soda I cannot arrange

I didn't get my treats and didn't get my change

[SonNightwing9]

i'll sigh

[Dragodemon000]

Vending machines ensure life is simpler for you and me.

Taking cash or credit, using them is real easy.

You can get chips or soda, condoms or the like,

You can even get pre-used pantied if you think Japan is worth the hike.

[MrJayel27]

@Dragodemon000 Yes very good,except Colin and Ryan and Co have mere seconds to think of theirs.

[TheScatteredThoughts]

Did this really air? Coool! I wanna see it on TV.

[PlottedFate]

im at work and need a quick snack

i pass by the vending machine and say "hey what the crack?"

all i wanted was a decent bag of chips

but the machine ate my dollar this fucking piece of shit

[Devilishbritt]

I spent all my money on a vending machine,

I just wanted a cup of caffeine,

I was so parched that I began to drool,

I couldn't help but think I was in a swimming pool.

[WLIIAcjb]

this is my favorite hoedown because of what Ryan says

[WLIIAcjb]

this is my favorite hoedown with Brad in it

[XSVDarkArmy]

I'm french, and I have no idea what Colin said...well no logical idea of what he said. Just bits and pieces but it sounded funny!

[LoyalJules]

walked down the street to see the vending machine, pressed the button, then y'know what I seen? I saw a little critter munching on some stuff..damn ill tell you right now, I didn't give a fuck....(gave up at the end.)

[wthomas1995]

I went to a vending machine to get 7up

It just ate my money, and it wouldn't cough it up

I went to get my money back and wound up in the slammer

I guess that's what happens when you hit it with a sledge hammer.

[ianferrell08]

Rainbow!

[CanadaMuthafukka]

Vending machine songs are really really lame

So I'm gonna comment on this stupid game

Colin Wayne drew and Brad might as well of hid.

Because no one beats Ryan when he's on his period

[SCO23]

Vending machine's they really are the best.

But there's just one kind that I really don't want to test

I went to one in Japan one day to buy lots of candies

But to my shock they sell used schoolgirls' panties.

[Minimus1989]

They're comics u idiot course their comedy isn't exactly family aimed.

[SuperTwixter]

if the show was on after a family hour then why was it censored?

[chelioshit]

@SuperTwixter Some of the stuff is not family oriented. Like if you saw the outtakes/bloopers. They say things like fuck me up the ass.

[Thegamedude10]

did u know colin was from kilmarnock in scotland if u dont belive me check wiki

[mayface117]

He didnt say anything in french, he added "le" in front of the words and then spoke gibberish lol

[theskatergirl23]

@mayface117 how do you figure? he french.........

[narutorox123456]

@theskatergirl23 No, he's canadian. But you are right if you are trying to say he speaks french.

[mayface117]

@narutorox123456 nahh he dosent speak french either, I'm positive he's heard french people speak so he was an idea but he for sure dosen't speak french :) And yeahh he's Canadian.

@theskatergirl23 and btw I'm actually french so I would know if what he's sayin is french :)

[leedonaldt]

"no one is funnier than ryan when he's in a bad mood"

[NatCat301]

Colin pulled a Colin. :3

[3dgisawesom3]

@NatCat301 You pulled a roach out of your vagina.

[NatCat301]

@3dgisawesom3 Can you go shut the fuck up.? Seriously.

[3dgisawesom3]

@NatCat301 Nope.

[Cazz814]

Oh how I hate vending machines like when they eat your money

It is such a nuisance I do not find it funny

So now I found a way to rid myself of the trouble

I got myself a bat and reduced the machine to rubble.

Meh...I kind of suck.

[567hurricane]

When I go to a vending machine i usually dont look for a monster

Because when it wore off I'd look like a drugster

But the thing that I would really please

Is a copy of season 1-7 Whose Line DVDS

[WingedVampireAngel]

Do you think Shizuo Heiwajima would approve of this song?

[TheEpolistic]

Now i gotta go find the comment from R3birthX.....

[MovieMonster13]

Hey does anyone know what Colin said in French?

[TheJbhater45]

translation for colin

[steveforprez03]

18 people kept track of the points

[wonderfulworldofwill]

It would have been great if Drew was like "We are going to have Ryan do the closing cedits while he slits his fucking wrists."

[Daan892]

Was Colin's French really French or just gibberish? I read that he used to live in Quebec, Canada's French-speaking province.

[gunnerone]

@Daan892 It's real french

[Daan892]

@gunnerone What did he say?

[ovaderify]

I love how Ryan gets so mad about the hoedowns... hahaha.

[ThatGirlWithTheFlip]

One day I got hungry, I went to buy a snack.

I hopped in my car and told my boyfriend I'd be right back.

I got to the store and searched the whole way through,

But all the candy had been eaten by fat Drew.

[NarutorRasengan]

When I get the munchies, I go for some snacks.

Snacks are the one thing this vending machine lacks.

All are missing, from Pay Day to Musketeer.

You then see me looking at Drew Carey with a sneer.

[Beastmaster135]

they went on to do another hoedown

[TheKorrea1000]

Brad Always Makes The Hoedowns Better. :) ♥

[burberrycap13]

i'd well fuck laura hall up the arse

[tsukune007]

1500 point to wane

[pearlism92]

RAINBOW SHIRTS!!!! :D

[monsterboy31]

My suggestion would have been DVD players.

[monkeywizard93]

this is my . . . Oh Crap, I forgot how many of these I've watched!

[evandavis7]

1000 points to Ryan for giving the censor something to think about.

[whitesxfan]

this is what Colin said in french:

the chocolate, the chips, yes, in the machine, and but the coin, wheres the crescent roll?

its not perfect thats just what i could hear and what was actually french

[dummydummerson2]

@whitesxfan You got most of it right- but it's not "and but the coin," it's "and put in the coin." You confused the words "met" and "mais." Mais means but. Met means to put something in/on something else.

[TheNamelessAccount]

@whitesxfan You actually came up with something much more coherent than what he acutally saud

[xXechoXx712]

i wonder what colin said

[tanaciousninjanikki]

i had a fight with a vending machine at my school

i kicked it and i punched it like a crazy fool

then it fell upon me if your thinking "IS SHE DEAD" Yes, your right

now i go back to school, and haunt that bitch every night.

:P

[vampirichild]

@tanaciousninjanikki lol that was pretty good

[Aerodil]

Colin owned them with the French...if it was actually French...

[thewatcher22492]

"A thousand points to Ryan, for giving the censor something to think about!"

[PrayingMantiz]

what is Colin singing in French?

[jr0014]

@PrayingMantiz the only real french word he said is "oui" near the beginning

[dingdongditch1000]

Why didn't the crowd clap with the music.

[nowhammies10]

Alright, now we get to see Ryan slit his f***in' wrists!

[MrSean24601]

Did they really have to censor "ass"????

[TheLastLevel999]

@MrSean24601 its the way he said it

[GoingToHogwarts]

singing a song about a vending machine,

don't you know that it's really not my scene?

trying to think of something clever with a little twist,

if we do another hoedown i'll slit my f***ing wrists!

best part of the whole thing :D

[BriWags42]

Real French, but all I caught was the end, "where is all the change"

[PhoenixFlare1]

All I caught was "chocolate chip". Anyone know what Colin said?

[triplek809]

@boy638 yes yes it is

[boy638]

is that real french?

[lacrossemaster31]

ok....so when colin started goin french....does anyone no what the hell he was saying??

[cappydawg]

i just realised, ryan is herb from two and a half men haha

[HarryPotterAddict11]

Singing a song, about a vending machine.

Dont you know that its really not my scene!

Trying to think of something clever with a little twist!

If we do another hoedown, I'll slit my F*cking wrist!

LMAO

[CadoIots]

@HarryPotterAddict11 it really not my things not SCENE

[HarryPotterAddict11]

@CadoIots really? I'm sure he says scene... oh well...

[TheJacob98]

Best hoedowns here:

1.Ryan

2.Brad

3.Wayne

4.Colin.

[Kittycatlurver25]

Can anybody translate what colin was saying? Cracked me up. Hahaha.

Also, brad sounds deeper than usual in this hoedown. :o

Well, whatever. Colin will always win.

[kmyres14]

LOL Colin's fake french didn't even rhyme.

[sugarhigh10]

@kmyres14 It's not fake. He was using real french! Gros means to get fatter. I couldn't translate all of it, but that was the last word he said

[xXxXBleedPurpleXxXx]

@kmyres14 im pretty sure it was really french... they do speak french in canada... lol

[JustBeingAnthony]

Thumbs up if Drew Carey called you the dumbest person he knows.

[GmodPlusWoW]

0:06, "What a timewaster you are". Too true, too bloody true.

[Moviewatchnmake]

18 people have candy shoved up there Ass wtf...

[shittyfagg]

@MisterN617 what the hell? it doesn't?

[CarolJean65]

Im sick of Ryan whining about hoedowns.

his stupid little rhymes now really make me frown.

for singing these howdowns he's being paid very well. so quit your damn whining Ry, or just go straight to hell.

[R3birthX]

@CarolJean65 You're such an idiot. First of all, it's not like he's only paid to do hoedowns. Second, just because you get paid for something doesn't mean you have to like it. Thirdly, why the fuck would you tell him to go to hell just because he doesn't like hoedowns? If that's your logic, stop whining about Ryan whining or go straight to hell.

[CarolJean65]

@R3birthX sorry for having an opinion. my bad.

[R3birthX]

@CarolJean65 Well you don't respect Ryan's opinion about hoedowns.

[alyssamichele2]

@CarolJean65 i know you thought that was all clever but it doesnt even work properly. you could have pulled it off but you failed and this makes me smile :)

[CarolJean65]

@alyssamichele2 Thanks for the critique. everyone is intitled to their opinion. I love Ryan. The whinning about hoedowns just got old fast.

[deathrockangel]

Ryan absolutely hates hoedowns! I loved his one about Hallowe'en

[xBigetto]

I am so proud to be Canadian just like Colin

[123654butters]

@xBigetto im so jealous that im not Canadian like colin

[connormain1]

@xBigetto Colin isnt canadian, he was born in Scotland, he is only a canadian citizen

[xBigetto]

@connormain1 who gives a shit! I'm proud to be of the same country he is a part of! The same country he and his family chose!

[abacacus]

@xBigetto

You and me both brotha :)

[ShayDeLuca]

Ryan was pissed, lol

[oklahomagal09]

hahahaha it comes in handy to be canadian!

[raykoNerD]

Colin is such a badass, starts improving in French!

[metzdawg3000]

I have myself a nicotine addiction, I needed me some tobacco.

If I don't get to smoke a cig I'll turn into a wacko.

I was so desperate to get something, I feel just like a joker

because all I got from that machine was a pole smoker!

[gosushi55]

@Whattheflyingturtles was this supposed to be about about vending machines?

[Gleek215]

Go Colin! French speaking little guy!

[4BraveHart]

For those who make their own hoedowns, it is not as impressive, although some can be funny. You aren't on the spot making them up as you go along.

[RyuuStyle]

Just for the record: "trojan" is condom, right ?

[Battlefield2Pilot]

I love vending machines, they're certainly no joke

I always smile ear to ear, when I get my coke

My love for it is so strong, this next line you'll have to censor

When nobody's around I stick my p*nis in the dispenser

[Gleek215]

18 people can go slit their f*cking wrists

[elvarge0]

@Gleek215 i slit my wrist...not funny dude. it was funny on whoes line is it anyway. but when it comes 2 the dislike button...go fuck ur self

[Gleek215]

@elvarge0 Whoa dude, calm down. You know I didn't mean it like that. Just messing around, sorry

[elvarge0]

@Gleek215 appology accepted

[ITSOVER9000ish]

When I use vending machine, it always takes my money

every single time, it really isn't funny

finally when I couldn't take it aymore

i stole the keys and just opened up the door

[MrPotterboi]

Unfortunatly Ryan didn't do what he said he do if they did another hoedown

[MrPotterboi]

Love this video

[TheKorrea1000]

i like da first guy's hoedown that was funny lmao!

[xXxXBleedPurpleXxXx]

anybody here speak french and actually know what he said haha i'm dying to know

[MorganxxMacabre]

@xXxXBleedPurpleXxXx He's not really saying anything, I got chocolate and money out of some parts but other than that it's gibberish.

[XavyWin7]

18 people don't have enough quarters for a vending machine

[KrAnKpRaNkEr]

@XavyWin7 18 people who are actually keeping score at home haha

[CadoIots]

Everytime i go vending machine,

I cant find something that I LIKE

This make me really mad,

it make me wanna egg Drew Carrey

[musicbox193]

do any of the episodes include both the Hoedown and the Irish Drinking Song?

[Courtneyjen2010]

lol whenever wayne leans to the right (my right) the honestech thing turns blue :)

[CompSarge]

I had a sudden craving for a candy bar today

but when I saw the vending machine, I just said "oi vey!"

I'll say this about Japan, they really up the ante

Instead of vending chocolate, it sold me soiled panties

[MrAndrewLB]

@CompSarge well... your timing was just great

[TheXeeman]

@CompSarge you are fucking amazing

[CompSarge]

@TheXeeman Thank you, thank you...*bows*

[nowhammies10]

@CompSarge SOLD ME SOILED PANTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IES!!

[brightonrock74]

@CompSarge Sold me soi-oiiled pantieeeeeees~

[TedKrusty]

After Brads Verse, I Thought Nobody Would Beat It... But I Spoke too Soon. RYAN FTW

[AlexTRem38]

I'm french Canadian and let me tell you that Colin said nothing. Just a few randow words and for the rest it was all nothing. But Still funny anyway. I love that show!

[Signe151]

GOOO Colin!!! :D:P

[redheadgirlforever]

it sounded like colin said,"who let kesha through!!!!" XD

[donnieaveryfan17]

Haha Colin and Ryan ruled this hoedown and Wayne took his hoedown to a whole new level ryhming Trojan with Theologian. All in all it = greatness.

[DairyBastardGOW1]

owwwwwwwch, ryan DUZ hate hoedowns....

[MrWahaha97]

Here, let me try to translate what colin said,

"I saw a chocolate in a vending machine, i put a coin and wait for it to sink,

but the chocolate didnt even drop,

hey what the hell! where did my penny go!"

[ToledoBuffVids]

I just saw this on ABC Fam.

[lilgantz251]

@ToledoBuffVids at like 12 right

[gamequeen2006]

He did speak French, technically, but it was French jibberish so he could skip the 2nd rhyme. Like myself, for those who speak fluent French, it wasn't very funny. It didn't make a lot of sense. I still laughed anyway. Can't help it, it's him, and the look he had afterwards and shaking his head. He knew it was French jibberish. Oh well Colin, we know you're great.

[Phyrespark]

boo to vcensors

[Enlight3nd]

As a Canadian, you can usually get by with just knowing the french word Tabarnak

[allnamesaretooken]

does anybody know what colin said

[calebkid75]

Suicide and being horny are not offensive, but candy shooting out a dudes ass is? The world has failed. HA

[AwwwShucks32]

So, did Colin actually say anything in french or was he just messing around to halfway get out of a hoedown?