Absolutely brilliant! It's like they deliberately put up this faux-cerebral blockade of fantasy terminology to intimidate "the great unwashed" from applying. I think it would help level the playing field if they made a job seeker key word analysis program to filter those job ads as well as ones written by staffing agencies...Just like they use key word filters to filter resume's.
1. Based on your video, you could be a voice on "Alvin and the Chipmunks". I'm not sure that's a real career path.
2. Companies with indistinct, obscure job descriptions already have an "inside favorite candidate" with a rigged evaluation group. That way when the preferred candidate is hired, they can say, "We had 200 applicants and "XXX" was the best qualified.
Job interviews are the worst thing I have had to go through in life, and that includes broken bones an dislocated knees! I loathe interviews with a passion. Good video btw.
Hey Bob, I think this series could be more prolific than one of those jobs. You look great but not genuinely happy. I'd elaborate on how you could achieve genuine happiness but I just got off work and have to prepare a gourmet meal for the significant other.
I think you are missing the point, if you work with customer service, some customer are real ass (sorry), so maybe she just want to see how you react with high pressure situation :/
start your own business! darn it! i am tired of the complainers! make it happen! you are american you have all the privileges as anyone else! make it happen!
0;55 "and implements successful improvement ideas." As opposed to what? Improvement ideas that are a total failure? How will you know that improvement ideas are successful before you implement them? What, are they expecting us to do industrial espionage? I don't have the boobs to seduce the competition's management.
Here in Sweden the companies has started to list drivers license as a requirement for all kinds of jobs. It can be like this: "You are going to answer the phone at this company that's right next to the bus and train stations and of course you need to have a drivers license since it's much better to drive than take the bus/train". Ok, maybe they don't say that last part, but it's what it looks like when you read it...
@amvbob Maybe the blue background "swallows" the green? If you still have the original randamity video you can try making a video with the blue background and see what it looks like. Of course you don't have to put it up on youtube, just to test it yourself.
Not that it matters that much in my opinion. Randamity is randamity no matter what background you use and no matter what your hair colour is. It was just that I noticed the green glow in it ;)
I love this
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Absolutely brilliant! It's like they deliberately put up this faux-cerebral blockade of fantasy terminology to intimidate "the great unwashed" from applying. I think it would help level the playing field if they made a job seeker key word analysis program to filter those job ads as well as ones written by staffing agencies...Just like they use key word filters to filter resume's.
itowedin 1 year ago
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markhurvitz 1 year ago
Sound like government job listings.
onviant 1 year ago
Two thoughts:
1. Based on your video, you could be a voice on "Alvin and the Chipmunks". I'm not sure that's a real career path.
2. Companies with indistinct, obscure job descriptions already have an "inside favorite candidate" with a rigged evaluation group. That way when the preferred candidate is hired, they can say, "We had 200 applicants and "XXX" was the best qualified.
Most high-level jobs go to buddies of he boss.
trime1851 1 year ago
Job interviews are the worst thing I have had to go through in life, and that includes broken bones an dislocated knees! I loathe interviews with a passion. Good video btw.
underpathunderpath 1 year ago
Hey Bob, I think this series could be more prolific than one of those jobs. You look great but not genuinely happy. I'd elaborate on how you could achieve genuine happiness but I just got off work and have to prepare a gourmet meal for the significant other.
MidiPunk 1 year ago
lmao omg that speedy voice is amazing
scottmhoward 1 year ago
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard lol
beckamichelle 1 year ago
It makes people sound more important to use big words.
DudeX01 1 year ago
I think you are missing the point, if you work with customer service, some customer are real ass (sorry), so maybe she just want to see how you react with high pressure situation :/
Pandor25 1 year ago
HR persons have to have something to do
theflorgeormix 1 year ago
@theflorgeormix Good point. NEXT idea...work for HR?
amvbob 1 year ago
start your own business! darn it! i am tired of the complainers! make it happen! you are american you have all the privileges as anyone else! make it happen!
ncbookz 1 year ago
@ncbookz I have. My main export is videos.
amvbob 1 year ago
@amvbob ok! give ebay a try also
ncbookz 1 year ago
0;55 "and implements successful improvement ideas." As opposed to what? Improvement ideas that are a total failure? How will you know that improvement ideas are successful before you implement them? What, are they expecting us to do industrial espionage? I don't have the boobs to seduce the competition's management.
/ But you do.
CommentorX 1 year ago
love the milkshake bit - Jargon Babble AJ was fun :)
and agreed
grimtok 1 year ago
Here in Sweden the companies has started to list drivers license as a requirement for all kinds of jobs. It can be like this: "You are going to answer the phone at this company that's right next to the bus and train stations and of course you need to have a drivers license since it's much better to drive than take the bus/train". Ok, maybe they don't say that last part, but it's what it looks like when you read it...
Ps. Your hair has no green highlights today ;)
Pps. Hope you find a job soon!
Awonnuriel 1 year ago
@Awonnuriel What's weird is, I recorded this the same day I recorded the last randamity! Maybe it has something to do with what I wear...who knows?
amvbob 1 year ago
@amvbob Maybe the blue background "swallows" the green? If you still have the original randamity video you can try making a video with the blue background and see what it looks like. Of course you don't have to put it up on youtube, just to test it yourself.
Not that it matters that much in my opinion. Randamity is randamity no matter what background you use and no matter what your hair colour is. It was just that I noticed the green glow in it ;)
Awonnuriel 1 year ago
@amvbob You going about this whole " Job " thing WRONG !
Please write me, Thanks.
ART1975CZ 1 year ago