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  • I predict there will be more wars in the future sometime. I also predict it's going to rain next week in Victoria BC. If I'm right let it be known I am the new God.

  • I would have asked Clifton how long it's been since he's been taking his bible classes, and then asked him why he hasn't managed to find this in the bible yet. Hard to invent a moral context where none exists, so better to avoid, I suppose.

  • the reason atheist and Christianity argue so much (it's not just Christianity but they seem to be the most common in this offense) is because they say that they are the only ones that are right, all gods are false except ours, everyone must adhere to our beliefs, etc.

    I know a lot of atheist (I am not one) and NONE of them have said I am wrong, they have their thoughts and I have mine

    I also know a lot of Christians (also not one) and they have all tried to make me follow their thoughts

    yeah....

  • When you hear them say "y'all", you know it's a theist.

  • LOL poor clifton

  • I predicted that there would be a funeral after my auntys death

    I WAS RIGHT!

  • Someone needs to give god a cookie :P

  • I like the part where their voices are synced up with the video.

  • How many times does Clifton need to call in and have his same arguments refuted again and again and again...

  • Caller is living proof: you can't cure stupid.

  • When I hear this I see them hitting this man over the head with a hammer and saying that he doesn’t like it because he’s taking it out of context.

  • And I predict my dog is going to have a crap tomorrow. LOL!!!

  • "Darn those words" LMAO

  • MORE WARS!!!!

  • WATS DAT WURD CHRISTEENA

  • I predict that in the year 2012 there will be earthquakes and hurricanes.

    Now bow before me and give me all your money!!!

  • ? theirs always will be war even before jesus was around their was war

  • God predicted wars, well duh according to the bible he ordered half of them.

  • ",,,what's that word Kristina?"

  • this shit is a lost cause

    think about this

    we live in a country where an untalented douchbag like tebow is an american hero

    and no one has a clue who pat tillman is

  • @coltsrule5150 Pat Tillman: The truest American hero of the last 15 years.

  • "so i must be divine, right?" salkjaklsdjlaskdjlkasjdlkasjd

  • I swear the caller was starting to remind me of Kanye West for a second. "Imma let you finish, but the bible was da truthest of all time. OF ALL TIME!"

  • @swygster baleeeee' in jesus. why does such a douche like kanye, make some incredible music with spot on social commentary while still being so wrong about some of the big questions

  • This guy obviously hasn't read any crime fiction if he thinks that murder is killing someone unintentionally...

  • It's scary that there are people with brains like this. What a rude, pathetic young man. He talks over people and thinks that raising his voice adds credence to what he is saying. Ubelievable.

  • @MrDevilstreaker what does the scouter say about his stupidity level!?

  • @Th3D4nny Doesn't look like anyone else did it, so I guess it's down to me:  "It's over 9,000!!!!!"

  • @MrDevilstreaker He may be rude, but you're the pathetic one; talking badly about a man behind his back when he probably doesn't even have a chance to reply. I rather hear a rude, pathetic man talk then talk to one who can't even type a coherent sentence. 'Unbelievable'.

  • @ALLDAYERRYDAYLEGIT Sorry didn't realize his mother was on Youtube.

  • Holy shit! Incredible. Did he also predict there would be sand in the desert?

  • The guy doesnt know what "secular" means.

    Why arguing with him..

  • YO, WUZ DAT WERD, KRYSTYNA?

  • He's only listened to them for a MINUTE? That's not very long to generalize a summary about them.

  • I cant believe how braindead this fuckstick was on the phone. The way he arrived at his conclusions absolutely dumbfounded me

  • Jesus was suicidal. Suicidal charaters are incredible. Luke 24:7 Matt 16:21 etc.

  • It will rain periodically at my house, and will do so at the same location 1000 years from now.

    By this dipshit's standard I am now a prophet. Give me money.

  • The people that call into this show are so fucking stupid it's unbearable.

  • IS THIS FUCKER KIDDING?! Wars have existed since Ancient Greece, the bronze age, and so on -____-.

  • Wow the caller was right! I read the whole thing for context and right after god says "go and kill everybody" it says "..... NOT!!!"

  • so what you sayin doh?

  • I find this whole thing so amusing. one group of people to logical disprove a badly muddled mistranslated 600 year old book to make the idea of God look stupid and another group trying to defend the same book trying to make God look great.

  • they ate the women and kept the animals for sex..what it is an interpretation so by this guys logic im safe to say that

  • So amusing when these dumb asses are soooooo convinced they know whats up.

  • Hear this my sons, IN THE FUTURE PEOPLE WILL DIE. I exist. I rest my case.

  • @sephizinho Pretty dark prediction right there

  • Oh - I also wonder how many of those wars were caused by Xianity...

  • Predicting that there will be more wars in the future is like predicting six o'clock at five-thirty.

    Biblical "prophecies" fall into one of two categories: "fulfilled", and "not fulfilled YET". We know about the ones that were fulfilled because the Bible says they were fulfilled, and we know the not-yet-fulfilled ones will come to pass because of all the fulfilled ones.

    This isn't circular logic; this is fucking Spirograph logic.

  • Wussat Ward Krussina?

  • niggers...

  • @2naruto1 Thats not scoialy acceptable to say anymore, the correct insult is theists Or christians / muslims / immoral facists.

  • "Maybe if you slowed down you could make a coherent sentence." Kudos.

  • Well. Another coward internet troll dispatched. I do know what I am doing :)

  • @699backstab We shall see.

  • @moopism Im still waiting for your doom to arrive......you sir are a very powerful, very charismatic person. Understand that you choose to reside on the side that is against free speech. You seek to quell it and undermine it. I understand that the right that you are against has been paid for by hundreds of thousands of Human lives in wars fought against tyranny. For which you are a supporter. They wont ban anything because they know I am right. If I choose to use nigger or faggot,I may do so.

  • If you are a brain dead, shitskin, jigaboo ebonics monkey nigger with no education, no integrity, no critical thinking skills that thinks that a dead Jew zombie carpenter pulls the strings of the universe, you should be denied phone service so I am not disturbed from my Atheist thoughts.

  • @699backstab If you continue to use racist invective, you can find your account closed for hate language. Fair warning.

  • @moopism Ok nigger gook wetback faggot sampon jigaboo, beaner heeb spic kyke slope shitskin ape. Nice try with the internet toughguy act. I have many accounts and since they cost nothing to make. I dare you coward. XD

  • @moopism Buddy. You're a joke :) I have wished terminal cancer on all of your family members, the youngest will die last so they have no one to comfort them. Im waiting son

  • I love these little kids that think they can wield a power they do not have. Typical American. Thinking its got pull. Go back son and log onto World of Warcraft and do 5 mans LOLOLOL dont play with the big boys or we'll eat you up XD. I call em out...and they all cower from the Backstab. It what happens.

  • @moopism wow, his account was closed!!! just as you predicted!! you are the messiah!!

  • @gen77c Unfortunately, no. He's just a coward hiding behind the 'channel not available' feature, which renders the user unblockable unless they contact you directly. It's a troll tactic. People who get repeatedly blocked receive higher levels of scrutiny from YouTube when complaints of community guidelines violations are made.

    It's a way to boost anonymity and avoid responsibility for the shit they start. You can find the feature in your channel options.

    But thanks for the sentiment!

  • @moopism really? so you're not the messiah? now what do I do with this apostle costume I just bought?

  • @gen77c Ok,Ok, I'll be your prophet:

    I predict that tomorrow a turd will fly out of my ass. Tell the world. Send money.

  • @gen77c Oh, and baptist them all in the name of The Juicy, the Smelly, and The High Fiber.

  • I predict tomorrow a turd will fly out of my ass. Send money.

  • @nuckchorrisrex Oh my f*cking SH*T!! You are holy and divine! Praise NuckChorrisRex!

  • Prophecy: Tomorrow will never come.

  • This guy's a smart cookie

  • Ignorant black people. Woo!

  • They live among us.

    They vote.

    I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

  • @MrGoDuck LMAO So true!

  • @MrGoDuck Black people?

  • @lasoogneypubes Retarded people. The hell is wrong with you?

  • @MrGoDuck Lmao

  • @MrGoDuck Thats why most scientists are working hard to perfect space travel :D

  • No one should be scared of something they don't believe. I believe in theocracy.

  • I like how he doesn't understand what freedoms is, another stupid fuckwit bigot

  • blackie mc blackerson.

  • In 200 years, there will be more humans living on earth than today. There's my prophecy, see you in 200 years. :)

  • @antiHUMANDesigns By the caller's logic, now we should start worshipping you.

  • @mimikawaii7386 My point exactly. I am attempting to be a prophet by making vague and obvious prophecies.

  • @antiHUMANDesigns You are our Messiah returned to us! 

  • @Bromopar Hell yes I am!

  • @antiHUMANDesigns (in best Darth Vader voice) What is thy bidding my master?

  • @Bromopar Go out into the world and collect underwear. That is the first step in my grand plan.

  • @antiHUMANDesigns (again in best Darth Vader voice) They will give us their underwear or DIE my master.

  • @Bromopar Good... goooood... 

  • Is the caller Chris Rock??

  • There is a bible verse that makes the rest of the bible okay. The last verse was removed. It said "and then I woke up and realized it was all some fucked up dream. The end"

  • It's people like this man that are capable of committing atrocities and genocide in the name of their God. 

  • I am not a parent; I have no sons or daughters. The proof? Their absence. Someone says I have kids. It's up to them to prove it. My proof is the fact that they aren't there.

  • These clips are a blast. How many theist callers to this show are actually intelligent and can at least put up a reasonably strong philosophical argument? Not many. Certainly none that I've heard yet.

    Makes one think that the more intelligent and educated you are, the less likely you are to believe in Santa Cla- er - God.

  • "Woss dat word, Christina...?"

    I laughed heartily, and then again at the assertion that there is some way to interpret "go and kill everybody in that town, and slice the pregnant women's bellies open" as not morally repugnant. Clifton is my favourite behind JR... and Mark/Mike/Bob from Austin Stone.

  • Unless they had other plans for the Sheep and the Cattle. LMAO.

  • Damn, what's that word Christina?? Mircocephaly??

  • @CntrBrdr Oh damn.....that hurt my gut.

  • Religion is formalized insanity.

  • This caller didn't read the whole bible.. this is embarrassing. Just what you read is just what it is.

  • *Have a good time. LMAO

  • As usual atheists know more about the bible than the so called believers.

  • I always liked the Archie Bunker quote "faith is believing in something that nobody in their right mind would believe in".

  • This caller is totally awesome.  They should have him on every week.

  • The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.

  • @tuck5649 Hmm, never thought of it that way. still not convinced!

  • @tuck5649

    Actually, yes it is. If nothing can be found that would at least indicate that *something* might exist, it's reasonable to assume that it doesn't. We haven't found any evidence for the existence of dragons except tales from various cultures, so we assume dragons don't exist.

  • @narutofan9999 A reasonable assumption isn't hard evidence through. There are accounts of dragons in the past. There is almost no proof Jesus was divine or even existed (5 anonymous, at least second hand accounts is no proof at all). However that is no proof proves nothing. It is just up to the reasonable people to not believe in dragons or Jesus.

  • @tuck5649

    That's why I said "evidence" not "proof". If no sufficient evidence for the existence for the existence of something can be gathered, you can take that as evidence that that something probably doesn't exist. That is no "hard proof" as you just said, but running around believing in dragons and unicorns just because you can't prove their nonexistence is just silly.

  • @narutofan9999 I use the words evidence and proof interchangeably, but other than that it seems we're on the same page.

  • *tails.

  • i do have to say at 3:53 the only answer is something undeny able like aliens coming to earth and admitting they made us but even then religious people wouldnt belive them

  • 2000 years from now dude on the left is going to have his own religion.

    "Oh wise one who predicted that we would be eating lunch. We praise your holy name!"

  • I actually think 2000 years from now that if we make it, we won't be eating any lunches and will be unrecognizable from our current forms, but I understand his point tho haha.

  • hell ya it poisons the mind like crazy

  • I am the Son of God and I will prove it by making a prediction.

    I predict that in the year 2012, people will eat food and drink water. When 2012 comes, and you see this happen, know that I am the Son of God. I command all females between the ages of 18 and 25 to meet me privately for a "special" revelation.

    

  • Why isn't this a national channel?

  • Whenever anyone says "Who'd a thunk it" I envision a fat island woman in a grass skirt . . . her name is "Huda Thunckit"

  • the bible predicts that there will be more wars, therefore god exists. Thats so stupid it actually hurts my brain

  • war guy was hilarious :)

  • Yeah, other verses essentially offer the mentality that God is always right... so?

    What's his point? Just because it says that doesn't mean we should pretend God saying it's okay to murder little boys and take little girls for... well, yeah, is perfectly okay. No no no, not how it's gonna work dumbass.

  • @edreese1977 Yes they are.

  • Guck Fod.

  • @699backstab

    You are such a bigot. You might as well be a neo nazi with that kind of white nationalist bullshit. Yes, religion is sick, and it makes people stupid, but that's no reason to be a nazi racist scumbag.

  • Would it be immoral to euthanize Clifton?

  • ist religious people cute when they think they know something ? : )

  • darn those words! lol

  • Mayans... are god then.

  • Do we need anymore proof of evolution than listening to these monkeys on the phone?

    (lol I say this and I'm a Christian)

  • @BasilFawlty4444 I bet eventually someone is gonna call the show and be like "I a-speak English, I learrrrn it from a book!"

  • @BasilFawlty4444 You're an ugly racist.

  • @moopism That's a little harsh.

    When you hear phrases like "evidence... like if you read the Bible", I can't help but feel that my statement was justified.

    I personally cannot tell whether the person over the phone is black, white or purple. So if there's one thing that my statement is NOT, it's racist.

    Call it intellectual snobbery if you like (sorry, it comes with being English), but it is NOT racism.

  • @BasilFawlty4444 "listening to these monkeys on the phone?"

    "I personally cannot tell whether the person over the phone is black, white or purple. So if there's one thing that my statement is NOT, it's racist.

    Call it intellectual snobbery if you like (sorry, it comes with being English), but it is NOT racism."

    If you're half the intellectual you claim to be, you cannot possibly have missed that 'monkey' is used as an invective term against non whites (even in your colonial days)....

  • @moopism And in case you hadn't noticed, it was simply a reference to Darwinism.

    Besides, what makes you think the person on the phone is non-white?

    And I hardly see how the Empire is relevant to this discussion. Racism in British history is scarce (though xenophobia is rife - just look at Wyatt's rebellion), and nonetheless a pointless addition to the conversation.

    Btw, "intellectual snobbery" isn't an indication of intelligence, just something that we do to pass the time... aka "slagging off."

  • @BasilFawlty4444" And in case you hadn't noticed, it was simply a reference to Darwinism."

    And in case you hadn't noticed, the comments section is filled to overflowing with racially charged invective directed at this caller.

    "Besides, what makes you think the person on the phone is non-white?"

    I'm from the US, how can you tell if someone in your country is from somewhere with a regional dialect?

    Don't play stupid.

  • @moopism You can tell by his accent?

    Well, let me tell you something -- Brits can't even tell the difference between American and Canadian accents. How do you expect me to distinguish between a caucasian person and a black person - over a fuzzy telephone line?

    I have an American friend who can't tell the difference between a Scottish accent, a northerner and a Cornish. It's a little like that, huh?

    To me, the man on the phone sounds a little like Cletus from the Simpsons.

  • @BasilFawlty4444 Sorry, I'm not buying your excuses. There is no way you could possibly be so insensitive or tone deaf or unable to read the comments posted here. If you want to distance yourself from the racial implications of your post, then delete it. There's no dishonor in that, but there's plenty in defending the indefensible.

  • @moopism Look, you arsehole, nothing is being deleted.

    I've rarely ever heard the term "monkey" used in a racial context, and I think it's pretty clear that the comment I left was a purely satirical Darwinist gibe. If you look at the comments prior to mine, there don't appear to be an racist ones at all, and I wouldn't be swayed by them if there were.

    Who are you, the thought police? Go to hell.

  • @BasilFawlty4444 "Who are you, the thought police? Go to hell."

    Nope, just someone that would prefer to live in a less hateful world. If you want to go through life making statement with obvious racist overtones and refusing to view your conduct objectively, so be it, but from my point of view, you have serious antisocial personality issues.

    I don't buy your line of deflection here. Your statement never struck anyone here as a 'Darwinist' pun.

  • @moopism I am not going to be lectured on racism from a country that enforced the Jim Crow laws until the 1960s and didn't abolish slavery until nearly a century after Britain.

    Clearly racism continues to be prevalent in American society, as evidenced in your interpretation of my comment.

    The statement I made was exactly this: “Do we need anymore proof of evolution than listening to these monkeys on the phone?” That doesn’t seem at all racist to me. You're scraping the botton of the barrel.

  • @BasilFawlty4444 "I am not going to be lectured on racism"

    I think we've already established that.

    "That doesn’t seem at all racist to me. "

    We've also already established that.

    So you are a tone deaf individual who goes to great lengths to defend a very poor choice of words because you cannot admit a mistake.

    I think you've CLEARLY established that.

  • @BasilFawlty4444 Context:

    Brisbane Lions footballer Jason Akermanis has had his radio programme axed and, worse, been accused of racism for calling the show’s producers “monkeys” for cutting back the time he had on air.

    Aboriginal activist Sam Watson called for Akermanis to be sacked, saying:

    He’s made a racist comment, he’s denigrated Aboriginal people and he also should be asked to acknowledge the fact that the Brisbane Lions has a huge membership amongst the Aboriginal community.

  • @moopism Another we have established:

    I did not know the person on the phone was black. I cannot tell such a thing from an accent. This in itself invalidates your entire argument.

    The comment was innocent and stated quite clearly "Do we need anymore proof of evolution..." clearly showing it to be a scientific comment. You are building a mountain out of a molehill. Don't group me with the other bigoted imerciles who have posted on this video.

    I have no time for this political correctness idiocy.

  • @BasilFawlty4444 "I have no time for this political correctness idiocy."

    Political correctness is the term racists use when they're called on their racist bullshit. All you're doing is digging a nice deep hole for yourself- in public- no less.

  • @moopism You are a real dick. Seriously, what did I ever do to you?

    We've established that I'm not a racist, but you persist in going over ground that has already been gone over.

    You really are starting to seem like the Thought Police.

    Don't post anything else. I'm not interested in pursuing this conversation any more. It's rare that I ever say this, but I genuinely don't like you.

  • @BasilFawlty4444 "You are a real dick"

    Sure am. Doesn't change the facts, though.

    "Don't post anything else."

    The day you own YouTube is the day you can dictate that. If you don't like public humiliation, then demonstrate the intelligence needed to learn from your mistakes.

    "Seriously, what did I ever do to you?"

    You employed,intentionally or not, a racially charged epithet, then compounded it rather than correct it. That's what you did.

    Good people shouldn't stand silent.

  • @moopism Who are you to judge? You are not a good person. You believe that you have the right to accuse and pass judgement on someone, who, in this case, was perfectly innocent. You were confused by the racial comments posted by other bigoted commenters.

    You are an irritating and bad person, who appears to get off on driving through false accusations.

    As Orwell predicted, "If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stomping on a human face - forever."

    THE COMMENT STAYS. Bite me.

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  • @BasilFawlty4444 "I'm not interested in pursuing this conversation any more. "

    So much for that promise. You're not a quick study, are you?

    P.S., If you were 'perfectly innocent', as you put it, I fail to see why it would be so distasteful, given the context that has been elucidated, for you to edit what is obviously a poor choice of words. Are you that enamored by your imaginary cleverness that you prefer to appear to defend racist language?

    So now you challenge out of pride? In what?

  • @moopism your very intelligent thanks!

  • @BasilFawlty4444 "It's rare that I ever say this, but I genuinely don't like you."

    If you're imagining me in tears, biting my pillow over your opinion of me, you are sadly deluded.

  • @BasilFawlty4444 From Urban Dictionary:

    thesaurus for porch monkey:

    nigger coon black nigga spook negro jigaboo monkey jungle bunny yard ape spear chucker jiggaboo moon cricket nig niglet spade african american darkie

    Do you really need to be schooled in this?

  • @BasilFawlty4444 Wikipedia:

    According to Robert Edgerton, in the Belgian Congo, colonial whites called Africans macaques. The term sale macaque (filthy monkey) was occasionally used as an insult.[5]

    "Macaca" is a direct translation for "female monkey" in Portuguese language... In Portugal and Portuguese speaking countries, racists often call black people "macaco" or "macacos" (plural form) as an insult, because their african origins.

  • @moopism Oh for Christ's sake!

    Take a look at my Channel. There are a number of videos on Darwinism and the rejection of Creationism in my favourites. I am no racist, and I don't see why I should be subjected to this shit. You have no right to assert any form of moral authority over me.

  • @BasilFawlty4444 From 'Origins of Racist Terms':

    Monkey Blacks Derived from their appearance, which sometimes can be simian-like (or more so than other races).

    Monkeyboy Blacks People once believed, because of their high cranium, blacks were close cousins to primates.

  • @BasilFawlty4444 Wikipedia again:

    Sambo is a racial term for a person with African heritage ...The word "sambo" probably came into English from the Latin American Spanish word zambo[citation needed], which in turn may have come from one of three African language sources. Webster's (Third International Dictionary) holds that it may have come from the Kongo word nzambu (monkey).

    I can do this indefinitely.

  • @moopism And the point you are making? In the modern context, who uses the term "monkey" if they are trying to be racist? British racism doesn't particularly extend beyond this:

    watch?v=kjuNuqIev8M

    or this:

    watch?v=4iKfrY9l2kY

    As you can see - rejected idiots! Nobody mentions "monkeys."

    When I was a child, my grandmother gave me a doll called "Sambo." That's what I associate that word with, not racism!

  • @BasilFawlty4444 The Guardian(UK) 11/23/09:

    Haifa Wehbe, a popular Lebanese pop singer, has always been a controversial figure....in objection to allegedly racially insulting lyrics from this album that a group of Nubian lawyers submitted an official complaint to Egypt's public prosecutor calling for one of the songs to be banned.

    The offending track, Baba Feen, a children's ditty...mother trying to cajole her young son into going back to bed... [by fetching his]..."Nubian monkey".

  • @BasilFawlty4444 Huffington Post 7/29/09:

    "The fallout from the Henry Louis Gates Jr. arrest continues: the Boston Police Department has suspended an officer named Justin Barrett for using a racial slur in reference to the Harvard professor in an email...

    The AP omits the phrase Barrett used from its article, but the Boston Globe reports that the phrase was "jungle monkey," and that the officer used it while reacting to the media coverage of the arrest."

    You cannot defend the indefensible.

  • @BasilFawlty4444 A scholarly article on Thomas Middleton's prose, in this instance 'Father Hubbard'

    "Returning to the text of Hubburd, there are further traces of modern racism in the repeated uses of the words 'monkey' and 'marmoset' to describe those who are not English. To give a few examples: Hubburd 326-331 (or Nightingale 233-239), the profligate heir "was attended only by a monkey and a marmoset…."