Skyrim Songs Ragnar the Red

[XroXas1997X]

and the bragger did swagger, the bragger did swagger, the bragger did SWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAgger.

[GameTastiks]

You guys, your realize ragnar the red is the headless horseman

[Denmonari]

Ha ha, "-when his ugly red head rolled around on the floor!" *clap clap loud yawn*

[fitchisawsomes]

love the slow clap at the end

[biggumballfritos]

lol



[Diogomac]

A fine but bloody tale



[cobalion91016]

it's like the end is a rickroll

[VHSfightclub]

so a drunk named ragnar who had swagger came in to town and started raiding this bitches kitchen so she cut his head off

[WillRennar]

I always get a chuckle out of this song.

[RaxusCarnelli]

I kicked this sorry prick's ass. Even on a fictional fantasy planet, sexual harassment does not go unpunished.

[MrSideliner]

I always make a request to hear this when I return home from a quest :D

[rousseaube1]

such a bad song...



[mr0scary]

@rousseaube1 thats why you searched it.

[zJustCallMeJeffz]

Ragnor The Red is a real warrior in the game, with no head. If you follow him he'll take you somewhere for a surprise.

[heroicman03]

@zJustCallMeJeffz what surprise what surprise what surprise what surprise what surprise what surprise ?

[zJustCallMeJeffz]

@heroicman03 his weapon and armor.

[heroicman03]

@zJustCallMeJeffz and are they good ?

cuz meh...i have daedric armour so...

[RClybeck]

Weird that all the bards sound the same

[2Skan]

Не в русском лучше!!

[darkguitarfish]

clap...clap...clap

this is the best song ever made

[thesplashattackmur]

I am offended considering im a ginger

[ragiohead]

@thesplashattackmur i am offended considering my name is ragnar

[andrewGhini]

at the end: "yaaawn" LOL

[Lauterbrunnen]

He charged the ranks of the goblins of Mount Gram in the Battle of The Green Fields, and knocked their king Golfimbul's head clean off with a wooden club. It sailed a hundred yards through the air and went down a rabbit hole, and in this way the battle was won, and the game of Golf invented at the same moment.

[csimmeri]

EXIT! Stage left!

[InfernooEagles]

Ragnar the Red is HEADLESS HORSE MAN GUYS!!!!! now go find his head or something

[11LoopyJr]

This makes me look like a complete nerd but i fucking love this song!

[PivotSkyllz]

There once was a Ragnar YVON was his name looooooool thats the first thing that popped up to me.

[Golemoid]

the ending hahaha

[boog286]

clap clap clap (yawn)

10 minutes later

your goin to hollywood

[WAProductions2011]

where did the guitar come from? It just appears from nowhere

[KasperKutt]

@WAProductions2011 ...Obvious...It came from he's pocket...

[WAProductions2011]

@KasperKutt - Ah, of course!! How did I miss that?

[Ratch3tHacker]

@WAProductions2011 Its skyrim... he obviously got the conjure guitar spell tome.

[Tanksareforcowards]

My name is Ragnar. I hate this song. One day I was cooking a stag at the inn when this man began to sing to me. I did not ask him to. When he called me a braggart I drew my weapon. She is a warhammer as long as a man is tall. He ignored my warning, and kept singing. Then he sang about my death. I squished his tiny almond-head with one swing of my hammer. I payed the guards his puny life-price and walked out of the inn, chewing on my deer meat.

My name is Ragnar. I hate this song.

[weeblairnumber1]

Yvon of the Yukon! 

[wiblue1996]

Best song ever...

[Cosuin]

Better when the bard girl in Solitude sings it, though.

[Cosuin]

Best bard song in TES, bar none.

[jokeslayer999999]

Guys question whats the big deal with the begger who once was an adventurer like us till he took an arrow in the knee?

[Muznakh121]

@jokeslayer999999 Its a guard joke '' I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee ''

[TheRichard1997]

He was my follower once, then he took an arrow to the knee.

He really did and that was the arrow that actually killed him.

[TheHappiestFerret]

Mikael

Y U PAUSE DURING SONG?!

[Thingamajigs]

0:06

"There once was a frenchman Yvon was his name

Exploring new worlds he dreamed was his fame

But reading a map was not his forte

So poor Yvon was soon cast away.."

Wut? not right?

[NonSkiid]

@Thingamajigs Hell yes, fellow Canadian.

[elshando12]

@Thingamajigs my thoughts exactly

[Mapleopian]

I'd give him gold. He deserves more appreciation.

[w4rr10r11]

Wow. Tough crowd.

[Hal0Sux]

Best song in skyrim :)

[diezombie66]

"But then he went quiet, did Ragnar the Red, when he met the shieldmaiden Matilda who said..."

Me: "FUS RO DAH!" and sent the bard flying.

[SteelCityIndustries]

There once was a frenchman yvon was his name

[TheCIScommander]

@SteelCityIndustries You got that reference too? OMG someone else remembers that show!

[orthipox]

Better than anything Justin Beiber has put out.

[StraightUpBadass]

I feel sorry for the sods who buy Skyrim to see what the 'arrow in the knee' jokes come from.

[Caldnar]

"This is a local favorite, and one of the first songs I ever learned.

Not to mention it's one of the only four or five songs that exist."

[RaxusCarnelli]

@Caldnar And 2 of them are the same thing.

[susliq]

A fine but bloody tale.

[AsakuraAvan]

only a true imperial would take an arrow to the knee

[rockboy365987826]

"And the braggart did swagger" LIKE A BOSS!

[isingtomyself]

I love the slow clap and yawn at the end



[maximilian8mile]

Hey Lydia, stop yawning and listen to the song!

[DannySmith300]

Alteration Spell: Magically Appearing Lute: Activated

[VikkehKitteh]

I love the applause he gets.

[F41LWhaleXD]

Tabs...?

[Knvkl]

After over a hundred hours in the game.... I now hate this song so much, I went to YouTube to dislike it.

[MrToftheL]

I used to play the lute. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

[splinterblade02]

I love this song, i lol'd heartily when i actually listened to the lyrics XD

[MrUgartePinochet]

Ragnar the Red press dislike button

[Bazatage]

I was once a hero named Ragnar the Red, then i got arrow to the knee

[Zer0Dimensi0n]

I will now summon a lute! 0:05 Bam!

[Drummeric1989]

I believe the chords are F, C, D, A

[slayerdark0]

its a pitty they only made 3 songs avaible

[brewill23]

@slayerdark0 im sure with the coming of DLC there will be more

[darthvadr2341]

Best. Story. Ever!

[F41LWhaleXD]

tabs anyone? ;)

[rankaratar]

Oh, there once was a hero named Ragnar the Red, who came riding to Whiterun from ole Rorikstend... but then he took an arrow to the knee.

[mnopxs2]

I can't stand this song anymore! Sometimes I kill the bards for fun now!

[elvesarebeast]

I killed Mikael. Not on accident, he pissed me off. I chopped off his head with my Skyforge Steel Greatsword, screaming, "SUCK MY BLADE, BITCH!!!!!!"

[Ryuuken117]

THE LADIES OF SKYRIM OFTEN ASK ME IF THERE'S A MRS. SKYRIM. OF COURSE THERE IS; YOU'RE HER. AND YOU'RE JUST AS BEAUTIFUL AS THE DAY WE MET.

HERE'S MIKAEL WITH ONE OF MY PERSONAL FAVORITES, 'RAGNAR THE RED.'

[xChrisGrizz]

@Ryuuken117 New vegas? :)

[an0my]

@Ryuuken117 lol nice

[nickoh666]

:P i did this as a quality test for skyrim vids and as a joke never real expected it to get over 100 or so views :P

[thepleasework09]

@nickoh666 fuck yeah

[903harman]

i hate that fucking long ass pause when they sing!

[janidabig]

BOOOOOO sven does it better

[Luckyrob72]

what is that instrument called lol?

[editexel]

@Luckyrob72 lute :)

[whatryuu]

@Luckyrob72 It's a lute.

[MrUnevenLlama]

There once was a man named Ragnar the Retard, who came riding to Whiterun from ole Rorikstead! And the braggart did much so show off his swagger, as he told of bold battles and gold he had made. But then he went home, did Ragnar the Retard, when he met the old hag who said nope.avi...

[tuerkek]

sup rosh penin

[s1phor]

A fine bloody tale !

[ValeV008]

This song is so great to sing along, being drunk. :D

[Asscheex]

I like the golf clap and the yawn afterward. Man, what assholes.

[TheMadMontageUS]

@Asscheex man he shoulda smashed that bitch that yawned with the lute.

[shamWTF]

@Asscheex Dude haven't you talked to Mikael? he's a huge douche!

[LemkeSweet]

Freeze him and watch him fall over, save first.

[mattyy101]

i got into a brawl with that guy

[thepleasework09]

@mattyy101 fuck yeah!

[GroundHOG20101]

@mattyy101 I killed him.

[HotheadHoncho]

That was freaking awesome :P

[blacklord360]

first

[Wouter10123]

@blacklord360 *sigh*

[blacklord360]

@Wouter10123 I'm racing nickoh for first