Taylorem and Dill: Dragonball: Evolution (Part 1)

[gruntguy007]

Wait, oozaru was Picollo's partner?

oozaru, the giant monkey in which all sayains can turn into?

So, Picollo, who was just split from kami, who knew nothing about anythign over than Earth itself, somehow came into contact with a sayain? And a few pathetic humans who couldn't kill Picollo managed to hold themselves against an almighty sayain?

Wow. When the introduction pisses you off, you know it's a bad movie. Thank God I didn't watch it.

[harry426]

The only good thing about this DB:E is the girl playing Chichi. She's one of the bustiest asian girls I've seen in a movie.

[MrXGLWalker]

@harry426 Hitomi Tanaka. Google her.

[harry426]

@MrXGLWalker I know their are plenty of busty asians, but this is the first time I see one in a movie.

[kingatowning]

Wow your shitty commentary is actually worse than this movie. And i mustve missed the part where you reviewed this movie

[Ambiefyer]

I didn't like this film at all the cartoons are always the best

[2BCBattlefield]

This movie is so bad, I walked out of the theather with 10 other dudes cursing and crying

[Evokes213]

Bulma is HOT!!! Vegeta: LUCKY!

By the ways, goku goes to school.....(LMAO!)

[jubadog123]

funiest part at 7:34 to 7:43

[mritizwatitiz]

goku didnt even go to school that why he so stupid

[JVcrow44]

The chicks in this movie r FUCKING HOT, that all that is good in this movie.

[MrHmongRooster]

a dbz 1 on 1 fight takes a year.

[mariomo2000]

EPIC GOING TO SCHOOL MUSIC!!!!!!!!

[foxking39]

oh my scrotom! oh it tickles

[Cal2289]

@DrewAce35 well that just shows your a retard! This movie was shit it could have been epic.

[DrewAce35]

i mean make character change to yamcha and master roshi

[DrewAce35]

i thought the movie was pretty good but they could make a change to master roshi and yamcha other than that i thought it was pretty good

[XxsilentpersonxX11]

And btw u got all my points acrossed

[XxsilentpersonxX11]

Y tf is goku in school chi chi is Asian Chinese or Japanese master roshi is not like that (at least that's wat I think I haven t seen dragon ball Juss z and bout half of gt) bulma had blue hair and doesn't do anything but help help the z fighters wit info and stuff and bulma is not that much older than chi chi and y doesn't he fly and why is he grown up if this is DRAGON BALL and which piccolo Is it king piccolo or piccolo in dbz *calms down* this is all way to bad. They rly made db and dbz l

[mikethedevil10]

What's the music 00:28 - 00:46?

[ppshchik]

They should make a sequel aka Saiyan saga next :D

[Bielak999]

Fuck you all, fuck me, fuck my familly, fuck yours familly and most of all FUCK THIS DAMN MOVIE !!

[StandbySeattle]

dragonball evolution was horrible, they completely ruined everything. just everything..

[EltBerserker]

thanks for showing that even if this movie was unrelated to dragonball, it'd still be mega fucking terrible

[MrDarkcap]

yeah i just cant argue with that the DBZ movie was a huge rip off and it was just a waste of money + time. If you are a DBZ fan dont waste your time with this movie and watch the animated cartoon instead.

[MasterAveryD]

LOL 00:46 - 01:07

[wolf1231000]

GOKU IS ASIAN!!!!!! in my opinion

[RVuuccak]

@wolf1231000 he isn't asian, he's a sayian, fact. :D

[wolf1231000]

@RVuuccak Ok u corrected me xD

[Myvideos2211]

Fuck.u Mosters u making fun of it u should upload the normal movie so we all can see. It. And me happy I hate. U gut.

[aandrewwggilchristt]

YAY GO 3 NINJAS

[jh0ac1m]

my most favorite part 0:00 - 10:12

[barcakid101]

this is some funny stuff

[gurlzrool]

lol when comparing evolution goku to cartoon goku

i've seen cosplayers do a better job >.>

[docilona1]

HOW DARE THEY MAKE FUN OF DRAGON BALL!!!!!!!!! F**K THEM!!

[sylar3743]

this movie had to just be a joke... they shudda just stuck to what dragonball z is fighting and filler :L lots and lots of filler... not made this piece of shit

[2Durr]

tHE STUPIDIEST mOVIE eVER MADE a dISGRACE TO dRAGONBALL Z

[RPGchallenger]

*cough*it's dragon ball*cough*

[2Durr]

@RPGchallenger Fuck you faggot

shoot you pointblacnk hahaha

[RPGchallenger]

I ment it like i was hiding 'it's dragon ball' under the coughs. Because this is a disgrace to dragon ball because it's based off of that series.

[megaorges]

lol your vids are hilarious.

[Ballonotic]

they are right ... they should think before they make tis film... cmon its DRAGONBALL for god sake... its not a joke

[Jamesfiarito12345678]

THE SPICY DUMPLING MASTER!

[1LittleMermaidFan]

wow thry F@cked up this movie

[juliedrill]

This has NOTHING to do with dragonball z goku is NOT a teenage boy, he does NOT go to school and his grampa died when he was like 6. oozaru is NOT a monster controlled by piccolo it is something that saiyins who have tails transform into when they see the moon.

[kymc2009]

5:00 EPIC, I said the same thing not 2 seconds before he did lmao

[davheromany]

LMAO MY DRAGONBALLS ARE TINGLING LMAO BEST LINE EVER

[sodiumX100]

It wud take BALLS to make a real dragonBALL movie !!

[MrHmongRooster]

grandpa gohan have died when goku was a 3 year old kid.

[MrMatthewUnger]

How fucking retarded was this movie? Honestly?

[GameStation3]

At 6:05 - Who's Alfalfa?

[GameStation3]

What do you mean Al Gore "invented" global warming???!!! It is NOT a myth!!! .V.

[GameStation3]

Will you please review "The Last Airbender"?

[Fatality0217]

lol at this video, and the fight club reference :)

[hawanja]

God damn this looks horrible.

[MaccinMax]

Lmfao To FUNNY 

[dragonslayer9936]

Squished grandpa....Yum!!!

[SwedishNatureFan]

(7:19)

If you have seen the movie, there is an awesome song playing in the background at Chi Chi's party. Anyone knows the name of it???

[XRaVenX41]

they would have done better by just basing this movie on a teeneager gohan, thumbs up if you agree

[PikachuJackskeling94]

watching dragonball Z kia right now.:D

[Vote1Jimmy]

The only resion i can see that they would go for that type of goku is that its dragon ball is when goku is younger, and he getts betten up by old guys coz he hasnt done his training with master roshie(2nd old guy), goku and his grandfather arnt related coz the grandfather or his son finds goku in a capsle, ball, space ship thingy when he was a baby. and with the girl with the quad bike the bike thing is in the cartoon, the cartoon one it just blows up in smoke not transforme, what shit actngoku

[Hellborndelux]

EPIC GOING TO SCHOOL MUSIC!!!!!!!

[AzEvanz]

There were only minor things I liked (even though the movie I waited so long for killed me because it didn't live up. I have alot of hate but I have to stay honest and not show unnecessary hate because thats uncool and I, myself, would feel as bad as the movie if I did that)

Minor Things I liked:

1- The look of the dragonballs

2- Yamchas Voice

3- Credits

Anyone agree or not?

[ArsenalDave04]

goku: my grandfather is dead

roshi: Lolwut?

[lonewulfyamcha]

2:45.....best part. lol

[ToastGhost96]

"OH MY SCROTUM!! and now back to stanley......"

[crispykid09]

OH MY GOD THE HORROR I CAN"T TAKE IT!!!!!!! 

[darthkarr]

its like the last airbender..instead of trying to find ppl who actually looked the part and were the same ethnicity...they just went with some white douchebags who couldnt find a normal job

[Turkiyec]

@darthkarr

lol

yeah pick some iranians

they look like manga characters

[kalvincha11]

@darthkarr I know right? the part when goku go to school what came to my mind is, who ever did this movie should go back to school!!! cuz this is a F!!!

[TMNTPIZZA]

@YoungMoneyvsDisco2 naruto was inspired by Dbz Masashi kishimoto said so and one piece is also based of Dbz @harry426

[SketchySkater420]

you guys are fags. anything about dragon ball z is awesome. the magic begins is retarded

[flashablecards]

"You want to get a coffee?"

"...YESSSSS."

[ayanel15]

cool



[BLACKJACKY009]

Great review, but what is the name of that song that starts ar at 05:01?

[Neonorman2]

get off your lazy ass and find a girlfriend with a job and there's something called exercise.........you should try it..........and you are retarted

[Dragonballzsports123]

you guys are funny!!!!!!

[DengekiTube]

so thats what happened to alfelpha LOL!

[FVCommunity]

They didn't do the story right at all!

[alyspugh]

Omg, you guys are epic. I laughed throughout that! x

[SammySpeaksUp]

Well it might be drawn out a bit, but its still not as much as Naruto. narotu sucks.

[YoungMoneyvsDisco2]

@SammySpeaksUp u suck for saying naruto sucks naruto is the best anime there is and ever will be so deal with it peace

[SammySpeaksUp]

@YoungMoneyvsDisco2 ¨that is just not true.

[YoungMoneyvsDisco2]

@SammySpeaksUp um actually it is

[SammySpeaksUp]

@YoungMoneyvsDisco2 nope it isnt

[YoungMoneyvsDisco2]

@SammySpeaksUp well im sorry to tell u but it is

[xtheangelx]

@YoungMoneyvsDisco2 Actually, Naruto is just a rip off of DBZ, Yu-Yu Hakusho, Ninja Scroll and any stereotypical fighting anime. Naruto fails.

[YoungMoneyvsDisco2]

@xtheangelx um naruto does not fail naruto is the best anime there was and ever will be any way naruto is nothing like dbz

[xtheangelx]

@YoungMoneyvsDisco2 It's a rip off. It's exactly the same. Just different names.

[YoungMoneyvsDisco2]

@xtheangelx how is it the same i dont remember naruto characters going super saiyan and they are no bigg and muscular as dbz characters naruto is nuthing like dbz naruto characters do not come from SPACE

[xtheangelx]

@YoungMoneyvsDisco2 I remember them having a super form though, having large animals come from within them. Kind of like when the saiyans turn into giant monkeys. Naruto is a complete rip off. It might not have the exact story, but it's still a complete rip off. Throwing energy balls? Having auras that show when they 'charge them up'? Yeah. DBZ rip off all the way. Naruto is an unoriginal piece of shit. Naruto is a ripoff.

[YoungMoneyvsDisco2]

@xtheangelx naruto is nothing like dbz n thats a fact energy balls seriously "energy balls" rasengan is a energy ball wow naruto can throw rasengan the only one he can throw is rasenshuriken so energy balls lie now aura that shows when they charge up false only when there demon unlocks or enrages so thats a lie so u have no proof naruto is nuttin like dbz

[xtheangelx]

@YoungMoneyvsDisco2 Nope. It's exactly the same concept. Charging ki > Charging chakra. It's simply a ripoff. That's all. It's a lot like Dragonball z. In fact, it's a complete rip off. Naruto really sucks. Unoriginal piece of crap.

[YoungMoneyvsDisco2]

@xtheangelx um i remember inbleach u gotta charge u reatsu and in most anime u got charge up power so that point does not count and i dont remember goku jumping on trees and using hand signs by the way naruto is way more awesome than dbz thats a FACT :D

[xtheangelx]

@YoungMoneyvsDisco2 That's not a fact at all. That's a fanboy statement. Naruto is a rip off. That is all. Unoriginal, shitty, boring anime.

[harry426]

@YoungMoneyvsDisco2 hum... no. Naruto might be the worst animated manga adaptation to date, and that's not saying much when you take a look at the source material: retarded characters, insipid dialogues, boring fight scenes, atrociously over-used flashbacks and explanation sequences. There is a lot of badly animated mangas, including big names like One Piece (which is the best, despite its numerous flaws), Bleach, or Shaman King, but Naruto really takes the cake. It is unwatchable.

[YoungMoneyvsDisco2]

@harry426 um no i agree about the flashbacks but boring fight scenes now ujust plain crazy

[DJman601]

George Lopez at 9:44

[Jinxxed0]

ha haaa...bish bash indeed old boy! hahahaaaaa! good show good shoooow. jolly good!

[bonds911]

lol wtf fuck this movie and the show is the best dragonball z rules fucke evolution

[MrRupert12345678]

hay guys i just watched the worst horror film ever, wrong turn 3 you guys will love it

[Anthony8766]

how do know this cade u tell me wher did u find tis

[GojyotheFeared]

Goku: and back to standing around some more.

Vegeta: Want to get some coffee?

Goku: -epic- Yeeesss!!

[lmfaoiyt]

this was incredible.

[blitzkriegdragon013]

dragon ball kai is a lot less drawn out.

[liamiiiiii]

wtf the monkey is bardock it made no sense i would rather watch sex in the city thats how bad it is

[pillowpantsforlife2]

Do you guys plan on doing any more m night films like the village or lady in the water

[freshlemonvideos]

@pillowpantsforlife2: Actually, we plan on doing Lady in the Water in a few reviews. It's better than The Happening, but that's not saying much.

[Kataang102]

ok the hair gel thing was funny but the movie was awful the worst movie ever

[Kataang102]

epic going to school music

[arbitoras]

@bird661 actually no it was never said that goku never fought piccolo as a teenage all was said was "goku was a boy when he fought piccolo" which he was when he fought this piccolo, and in fact going anime wise he actually never did fight this piccolo as a teenager as it was his son, besides a probably wouldnt have even said anything if your comment hadnt sounded so arrogant, after reading it i just had to mimic it witha correction of my own

[GamingEdge]

@arbitoras During the first tournament that was seen in dragonball, wasn't it stated that goku was like 12 or 13 and krillin was making fun of goku for the fact that he couldn't count? so wouldn't that make him a young teen? so didn't he actually fight him as a teenager? But the anime basically describes goku as a "Boy" not a teenager.

[arbitoras]

@GamingEdge well yh but i didnt explain myself clearlly enough by boy i just meant as he is seen in the earlier seasons where he is about as big as krillin and by teenager i meant like in season 5 when he shows up at the tournament much taller and grown up.

[arbitoras]

@bird661 actually qua0012 is right as the piccolo in this movie has escaped from the containment jar and is seeking the dragonballs and thus is based off king piccolo and the fourth season when goku first encounters piccolo and is just a young boy, maybe you didnt notice those significant factors FAIL!

[SF01Pro]

this beats street fighter with van damme as one of the gayiest movies ever...period

[Guyverhoeven]

This movie was made to appeal for crappy teenage americans with all the schoolbully bullshit the guys sucks at acting and goku looks emo.

[TheActingPrinceS]

this is the worst fucking movie ever

and an abomination to the dragon ball franchise

thumbs up if you agree

[reppingAiEa]

@bird661 yup. i remember that.

[silenceofthehills]

Thank god for Kai...

[lulu83402]

what i ahev come to realize is that you can not compare this to the anime or you will be majorly disapointed . you cant compare it to theanime because the anime is ANIME . of course they had to change a couple things because if they hadnt it would have been bad. if they made the charcter the same as the anime then it would have been corney hair. he isnt gonna be ripped because its mot dragonball z its dragon ball. goku was a kid.nnot an adult. i love the series and your hilarious. i lov you guys

[shamwow56]

This had so much potential to be awesome, I still can't believe this was written and directed by an asian! The only thing I liked about it was how they retained some of that corny humor from the series

[cepippg]

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[Oua0012]

and  the old man is a pervert in anime-goku doesn't know what school is-he kan use the mind thing-etc... bad movie

[Oua0012]

its weird goku was a boy in anime against piccolo FAIL

[wert019]

lol bish bash bish bash oh my scrotum want to get a coffee? yeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

[HeartbrokenDreamerX3]

I am acting. it is hard!

[trekfreak007]

Why the fuck are you guys complaing about what the bully was drinking at the party and what the cup was made of?

[MrAramesis]

goku- bulma i need u to find my balls !!!!, and my magical red stick

[rudyg323]

Worst Episode Ever...

I boycotted this stupid movie. Goku is a teen white boy!!?? WTF!

[fightboxing4545]

@rudyg323 exactly, i know they could have found a buff jap actor out there to play goku

[Gum2Gum]

yea dbz did have long boring stand off episodes, and this movie should of never been.

[rudyg323]

I hope we all can forget that this movie ever happened.

[Gum2Gum]

@rudyg323 this movie is bad, nothing is good about this movie. and epic going to school is sweet.lol

[ashrole]

the gift shouldn't be a dragonballk it should be the power pole

[MarkMoon936]

@ashrole the "nyobi staff" right? the one that can stretch and shrink as long as goku wants? yeah what the f*ck happened to it? and his tail, i guess they thought it was ok to just pull that out too? ima murder the idiot at fox who decided to put goku in high school too

[ashrole]

@MarkMoon936 yep and goku's grandpa wasn't killed by piccolo and piccolo nvr had assistance from ozaru and he nvr had a woman assistant

this movie is ultimate fail just like airbender

[MarkMoon936]

@ashrole what the hell did he need her for anyway? he can destroy f*cking planets. they never mentioned the whole thing with Kame, im pretty sure mr. popo doesnt appear, goku becomes oozaru by the eclipse and not the full moon (what good what that do to the saiyans) and speaking of which, did they mention that?

[ashrole]

@MarkMoon936 exactly my point this goes in no way according to story and when goku beat king piccolo he wasn't an almost freaking adult he was still about a kid this movie is so out of story...this doesn't even deserve to be called dragonball....and don't let me even get started on the cast ,.geesh these guys f@%ked up this bad!!

[reaper2811]

didnt know chow yung fat was going to be a pervert

[AquaB1u3]

Holly crap! This whole time I've never even seen the movie because everyone hated it so much, but now just from a few clips I can tell that this is one of the worst movies ever made!

[Natural8o9Reborn]

Thats such bullshit, Piccolo had nothing to do with Kakarot or his Oozaru transformation.

[robinclank2]

after watching this i have to watch this movie

[Axxidous]

Hmm, Bulma's name, having a gun, the Dragonballs themselves, Bulma's bike are all correct in this movie. (In the series her bike came out of a tiny capsul or something lol)

I know the movie sucked, but out of all the things made fun of in this video, technically you can mock ANY film good or bad. I know cuz I've mocked epic things that I actually liked just for the fun of getting laughs. XD

[The91stallion]

There are no words to truly describe it, but the closest ones are infuriating and pathetic.

[SSCaero]

well its not gonna get any better from here, well it could, but thats a big could, since dragon ball 2 reborn is comming out next year

[Axxidous]

@SSCaero Don't spit out lies. You might get people confused. That movie is a RUMOR first off based on an interview saying they had the the go on making the sequel. Never said it started being made or gave it a year release date.

Even if it does come out, this movie was based on Dragonball, and equally corny anime. If the second one is based on Dragonball Z, it should at least be better. (SHOULD that is)

[SSCaero]

@Axxidous well imdb said the movie is slated for next year man

[GOFLOinc]

@SSCaero imdb is just wikipedia for movies. Anybody put what ever information they want there nomatter how incorrect it is.

[skatskat1213]

They just took the dragon ball series and took a bog shit on it.

[finalchidori2]

they could have done a little better wit the character i mean look at the last air bender movie

[kedrick06]

dragonball isn't based on dragonball z... the goku in dragonball isn't very buff at all.. not trying to justify the shitty movie.. but if you're going to review something.. get it right..

[TyFox333]

R U PICKAHLOH! d1d U k33L My Grand Fatha!!!!

[surfconc]

fuck movi 

[A86]

This movie was the most wack shit I've ever seen in my entire life. I'm hard-pressed to think of any movies I hated worse than this. Maybe "Way of the Vampire" but it's a toss-up.

Goddamn I hate this movie. SO glad I didn't pay to see it. This review was FAR, FAR more entertaining to watch than the movie itself. I'd rather pay to see this review.

[Xplosion6464]

Epic going to school music lol

[NekoJay1]

My dragonballs are tingling XD

[BigDaddy6065]

Man, FUCK DIS WACK ASS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!! Shit was terrible

[jorgelunaalvarez]

hahaha

6:02

[converseshoeboy]

how the fuck is that goku? n this film looks stupidly bad already, i was gonna buy this aswell cuz i loved dbz, looks like fuckin shit!

[SquishyRainbow]

holy shit I can't stop laughing at this

[jcescan]

this is a great review, very entertaining my friends

[5Richyomega]

well well well. what do we have here. dumb shit dragon ball movie. great(sarcasticly(cant spell for crap))now, i feel stupid to watch the movie. now how would u people feel if they used your money u bought for the tickets to make part two of this bullshit. pissed hu. there is a high possibility that they arent going to make it. but they thinking about it. so if it do come out, ask yourself,"will this shit be worth watching like the first one"?

My answer to almost everyone: HELL NO!!

[dustyarabian]

#1. Goku was a KID when he met Bulma

#2. Goku NEVER went to highschool

#3. Bulma has ALL blue hair!!!!!!

[soulextracter]

@dustyarabian

#4 Piccolo should be 3 meters high and old and scary

#5 Gokus hair should be longer and funnier

#6 Master Roshi should be living in the Kame house in the middle of the ocean

#7 Goku should have a tail and at all times be transformed into a giant WereApe when looking at the fullmoon :P

The list goes (as everyone is painfully aware of) On! =/ They killed it, hope some sane person makes a Remake some day!

[dustyarabian]

@soulextracter yeah!

[stuart1503zoop]

lool gd video man i havent even seen it and i dnt want to lol

[str8n8ivenigga]

the only way they can redeem this is with a reboot, start over and stay true to the manga and at least make the movies over a couple hours long, keep the cast asian and get a good action director

[TheAuzzieKid]

I remember watching this movie, the moment they showed goku arriving at school was the moment I said "okay this movie sucks, I don't have to watch the entire film to say that this movie sucks"

[greyskirt]

goku was already kick ass when he wasn´t even 10 years old...making him that old in the movie so he could get a girl and SAVE PROM is just another shitty American thing -.- I loved watching Dragonball!! I even read the manga (yeah ther IS a manga before the anime...what a surprise)...and yes goku IS an idiot...which makes him adorable in the Anime =)

[greyskirt]

@greyskirt AND DAMN IT he killed his grandpa HIMSELF!! and the old guy later said it was ok :P f*** this movie it´s compleat bullshit..

[havock202]

you guys are awsome! oh my scrotem! XD

[mar10ssj1]

"With such a large fan base Dragonball Movie has to be awsome.......73 minutes later. Well that was just stupid" So so so so so so true. I honestly wish you sir would be wrong. But your not.

[fate45678]

shitties db movie ever created

[nomercy8989]

goku in school thinking about girls? lol i think they fucked up the movie title

[tnpan]

"Want to get a coffee?

"YEEEEEEEEES!"

[Haruchan2010]

Haters gonna hate; I fucking love DragonBall Evolution. That's right. And I'm a long-time fan of DragonBall, Z, and GT as well.

Suck it.

[DJWildy]

@Haruchan2010: Each to his own.