STRIPPER POLE(ar bear)

[sexykatie90]

MarkDayComedy my msn in profile! STRIPPER POLE(ar bear)



[ZergSpawnSC2Armory]

I don't agree with any of this guy's politics. None of them. But he is hilarious. :P

[twilightssoider]

U ROCK SCOTTY!

[Godzilla2000X]

LMAO a planet that has had all the gay knocked out of it. LOL flawless

[whokilledreno]

5 Coke induced rockstars that seem to never overdose.

[croknaw]

5 polar bear stripper poles on there meltion ice/5polar bear stripper poles

[shasla1]

i rate this 5 why the hell does this guy have hairsprays out of 5

[jonwon17]

5 skanky polar bears with guitars out of 5

[Zariack]

5 Shouts at the Devil/5 Shouts at the Devil

[UraharaKiaske]

Five snakes showing the polar bears their tits to get back stage.

XD

[jimmythehat25]

i personally thot jupiter was pretty gay...

[dardo1201]

Knock some sense into it

[yearealsmrt]

i give it 5 criminally insane polar bear strippers playing power chords out of 5

[mechanicalmind496]

5 hairsprays out of fiiiiivee

[KirukiSama]

I give you 5 pooflinging monkeys out of 5.

[pNUT208]

HAHA

FUCK YEAH!!!

If I had tits, I would show them to all 5 polar bears!

[nirvana95themodder]

5 gay stars that had sex with saturn

[DubaiVol]

Mark, you couldn't be more wrong. Everyone knows that URANUS is the gayest planet!

[scottkemper]

i give it five recently tattooed polar bears stuck inside a rusting oil pipeline with George W Bush

[ourconstits]

brilliant

[forebona]

5 nascar racing chickens of 5

[Arcwyn]

Five ignorant North Americans for this video.

[jeishiikanzaki]

I give this 5 overused guitar riffs, that's 5 overused guitar riffs.

[Latman2k]

I gave it five lines of cocaine

[Starlord1999]

Mark, where ya at brother? You haven't posted in over a month? Hope you're doing well.

[myworldispink]

Hahaha!!! Gay planets, Broken Ozone! GREAT!

[Sandman250]

I give it... 5 overpaid old rock stars that will let you back stage if you bring them a fresh pack of "senior" diapers.

[violetsxinxroses]

Your cuts to different seating positions after each sentence make me very dizzy.

[whitefloweret]

I LOVE to play Rock Band....though I don't know many of the songs to sing.

[alextheromanian]

what an idiot...you are? you mean...

[BigWillieStyles1212]

Flava Flav fixing the mortgage crisis... That will be the day.

[tomzo13]

omfg i love ur accent XD

[Unusuallyhappy]

i give it,

0 out of five George W Bushes,

which is actually a surprising 11 out of five stars on the youtube rating system

[buraiallanstarforce]

not surprising

[jcrist]

"Look at me? every sentence I say sounds like a question?"

[EmzoXxXrawrXxX]

motley crue's new album is out today! XD

i was listening to it right before i decided to catch up on youtubeness....*goes back to SOLA* x x <3

[sirzap]

5 potley bear crew

[wkrepelin]

It's been said that the intellectual difference between "true genius" like Mozart or Newton and the rest of humanity is greater than the difference between an average human and a chimpanzee. I am your furry little ape, sir. Bloody brilliant, cheers.

[enomarekim]

Go do you own research about global warming, and you will find that man is not causing it. Temperature of the earth is the driving factor of co2 parts per million in the atmosphere. This is because as the ocean heats up, it looses it's ability to store dissolved co2, and as it cools, it gains ability to store dissolved co2, just like a soda in your refrigerator. This is simple chemistry, and explains why there is a correlation between average temp on earth, and co2 parts per million.

[mythmanjay]

5 enharmonics to the 3 Motley Crords.

[hikuro14]

5 heavily tattooed polar bears for you. Funny video!

[commiedeer]

I like this, I give it at least three out of five stars. However, it's only a matter of time before JonThm comes along and tries to stop the momentum. It's like magic, everytime someone complains about the environment he comes along with his wack-assed theory about why global warming is a good thing.

ANYWAY, good job Mark, not as good as some of your previous rants but not bad.

[yesjaide]

Tommy Lee and Pammy are together...AGAIN. (short round of snickering and eyeball rolling)

Just thought I'd update that tidbit!

xox J.

[freakshow1945]

5 as always

[Lagwagon555]

haha this guy's the man.

[ShamrockerIRA]

going downhill on this one mark _cheers

[hamsterpoop]

wow you suck mark...

[kermit3305]

check out COB... 'You Suck' is genius

[kermit3305]

sorry, the title is 'You tube is my life'

[SpiritOfAHero]

nice use of rock band equipment XD

[kyoskei]

5 reptative gitar rifts

[derrikdavid]

I want to rock n roll all night, and solve complex geo-political problems every day!"

[Jig1123]

Ahahahahahahaha.  Love it.

[angusai]

hehe! not your best ever but definitely still had me chuckling for a good we while :)

good to see you still posting videos. superb.

[kartook]

5 STARS???

[ExterminatorElite]

5 coke-covered rocker noses!

[thetubemeister]

I wanted to rate you 3 galaxies but they only had stars :) I came in cold, I'll check out more of your stuff ,

Grant :)

Where in Glsgow are ya?

[angeltroea]

i thought uranus was the gay one

[noodledoodle96]

If he had an american accent we wouldn't watch his videos.

[sirzap]

5 rings for Captain Planet

[WindKinStormborn]

5 gay planet marriages!

[Nic33rd]

Oh Mark Day, always nice to see another video!

Great commentary!

[outsider45]

5 marijuana snorting, overly agressive bouncers

[danielhayles]

5 Powdered dope-covered stripper tits for you Mark

[choirgrrl]

I went to rate it 5, but it registered as 1!

This was damn funny, and I'll have words with anyone who says otherwise. :)

[gunnerfan69]

About 45 seconds too long as the joke, whilst funny, was starting to get a bit tired about then. Still nice to see doing a video again. I mean something other than home video of the burning man. ;}

[darkflighter100]

Cinqo Skanky Strippa's!

[Sm0keAndAPancake]

5 Pissed off rockers out of five, enjoy the angry mail.

[ritcheyz]

I voted 5 used needles filled with compost out of 5.

[ReikoSpazz]

Noice~!

It's been a while since I've seen a new vid from ya so this was nice refresher.

Glad ta have your particular brand of comedy back.

*~t3h C.

[SNOOOPEY]

m8 you really piss me off! your voice gets on my tits!!

[uprockbiddy]

hahhaa..Gaza Strip...a strip club=)))

[miarena111]

that makes 5 mark days

couse one intelligent person on earth is just not enough

great job again mark

[reggad239]

Great job, as always, Mark! 5 Guitar Hero props with real drumsticks and power chords out of 5:)

[marshvernet]

one of the best ever. cheers!

[graysongman]

Uranus is so much gayer than saturn!

[notkoosh]

ahahaha going green is snorting marijuana. ahaha epic lulz.

[thecapnmonmon]

bret michaels band live in my hometown - that song ref is worth 5 out of 5 aging glam rockers.

[sol319]

5 nipple pierced polar bears out of 5

[myxfinalxrequiem]

5 giant lines of problem solving cocaine out of 5.

That's right.

4 more than should ever be need, unless of course, people start actually going to the polar bear strip clubs, in which case, we'll need more cocaine.

[buminberkeley]

meah...

[henrynzidane24an]

I rate this video 5 skanky girlfriends on golden porches

[AnthroVlog]

Shall we say five glafarbles, then? Hmm. But I haven't explained if glafarbles are good or bad, or neither.

[xxciv]

mark, why do you have hairspray?

[macon8bacon]

not that bad, but your mono tone voice with that accent gets annoying after a while

[UndeadUser]

"that accent" happens to be his real accent.

And you don't seem to know what monotone sounds like.

I give this video 5 Sexually Ambiguous Jovian Planets out of five.

[macon8bacon]

i know, is it okay for me still to find it annoying?

maybe monotone was the wrong word, i meant that he uses the same inflection and tones over and over in all of his videos- but he's still pretty funny

[emorotica]

I rate it five burnt-out self-important rock stars!

[ReverendSoma]

5 Heterohomosexual glam rockers out of 5

[ajbrito]

5 planetary powerchords XD

[jenaeames85]

Five plastic fender stratocasters out of five.

[mandymac33]

how about 5 rockin environmentalists out of 5

[Sarcosuchas]

Five gay planet marriages out of five.

[aluisious]

Have you seen all the rings it wears?

[drunkenwoodelf]

five hairspray cans out of five

[wildrover74]

five five five five five

[Dave9309]

everyone who believes they can "Fix" the enviorment needs an Ayahuasca trip. they would quickly discover that "we" are trying to change the tree when we are but mere cells of its tissue. its time to stop hammering the wiggling busseling confusion that is nature into strait lines of text and numbers but instead just accept it as it is in its whole, incomprehensible and unknowing.

i wonder what Alan watts would say to that.

[Tomcatadam]

Five fantastic Foobies out of Four.

[indieabby88]

Yeah, Tommy Lee can tattoo the polar bears all he wants, but you know that when it comes to saving the environment, Ludacris is really the man to look to. After all, what's tattoos and nipple rings when you can have escalades, a house in the hills and a bottle of kristal? ; )

[markapsolon]

lol "saturn is the gayist of the planets"..lol

sorry that was the funniest line but its the one that got me laughing and I could not stop..lol

[KitDivine]

5 golden grill toting skanky girlfriends. Great job as always man!!

[SocialFallout]

loved it!

[l1b67]

5 Saturn rings to engage in gay government greenies..

[psycoticsinginchick]

5 green reusable shopping bags full of ozone killing hairspray.

[Orangutangz]

5 Other gay planets wanting to screw saturn

[dafttool]

Saturn? I always thought Uranus was the gayest of all the planets. :-/

[Zeraninator]

HAHAH. how original.

5 heavily tattooed polar bears

I R ORIGINAL

[DeathStrok]

ya me too lol

[Kittenskickyourass]

5 Bicurios Asteroid Belts

I've always seen Jupiter as the butch and Saturn as the femme.

[gagli010]

Planetary power chords.

[link55557]

5 Homosexual saturns...

[myspaceisforsex]

5 effeminate plants thats 5 effeminate planets!

[rivertam00]

5 Planetary Gay Marriages

[Melaisis]

Rock Band guitar FTW. ;)

[Mage4444]

4 miles of cocaine for you today

[ooglebydoogleby]

a stripper shaped swimming pool full of drugs priceless. maybe they can write keep on rocking in the free of cfc's world or something.

[throatkickerr]

FIVE PLANETARY POWER CHORDS for this one... excellent work.

[112rhavin3581321]

ya know i gave it 5 stars for the first 30 seconds that was brilliant!!! effeminate planet haha

[MidnightChimes]

people who think that humans have no impact on the environment have never used a public restroom.

[Paxmax]

Haha, I have missed the "real show" but your recap probably covers all points!

fabulos Mark!

[usayamirules]

you never fail to disappoint

[newbsauce11]

I thought Uranus was the gayest planet. Huh, guess I was wrong.

[pyrokitsune1]

no, that's the stinky one.

[tripleHBKane]

'bout three out of five tattooed bears for me. It was good but a bit too preachy for my tastes, thus 'worth watching'.

Looking forward to your next video Mark. :)

[xboxus3r]

this is a 5 star bear tits video! lol

[missdivinestalls]

I rate this 5 ozone destroying jumbo family size cans of Aqua Net. Awesome.

[izgotskillz]

5 polar bears selling a house on the polar ice caps with flava flav as their real estate agent

[dannye60]

y a  g

[nestorrfortuna]

you are getting fat and you are aging like milk.

get in shape dude.

you look like alice mourns scottish clone.

[punkslashhippy]

uranus is gayer then satern

[gretchengrumblefrob]

I agree.

[ckwasi2006]

ROFL snort marijuana xD

[Rama1118]

Heh, Nice job

[theokid2000]

We all know Uranus is the gayest planet....

[RobnDaHood]

5 hard to get to gaza strippers

[emmvsn]

I rated it 5 skanky girlfriends with grillz made of solid gold chocolate.

[cristoinhumano]

This one, every second is worth gold i liked a lot great jokes man keep it up. cheers.

[AlannaEatsChildren]

5 venereal diseased stripper poles up.

[angrost]

thats 5 snortable tits of marijuana

[djben1977]

Saturn, the gayest of all the planets. I give you five, that's five Gay Saturn Stars *****

[Guernicaman]

Saturn's not gay. It's just metrosexual.

[AussieKanga89]

5 yamums

[rhondaanthonytanner]

Aww I like Saturn, stripper bears? This I got to see LOL!♥--Hugz and Cupcakes--♥ Brittani aka Rhonda Anthony Tanner/R.A.T. Coaching aka B-RAT :)

[cookgoddess23]

YAY a new video!! I missed your light comedy and pecant wit Mark! So of course i gave you

5 Hippys smoking off of strippers Nipples, Yes 5 Hippys smoking off of stripper Nipples!

~Question, I drive a saturn, does that mean i have the gayest car ever?? heheh

Hope your gonna have some more free time again soon to make another entertaining video :D!

[JustA11en]

I'm glad Tommy is taking care of the Polar bears.

[xlucifer666]

5 feminine flower filled planets

[JeeprzCreepers56]

Yea thats the spirit blame Motley Crew for the bad environment!*sarcasm* lol.

[anotherelvis]

My flash plugin stopped working again, so I vote in the blind *****.

[jloiterer]

I rate it 5 long-missed fake-scottish-accent-having bastards. That's 5 long-missed fake-scottish-accent-having bastards!

[dubaiedge]

5 midwest fat fuck stars

[disasterpastor45]

I'll give it 5 Witness Protected environmentalists.

[misfitsmainiac]

....snort........marijuana....­.right

[sahuy]

I give it five Gary Glitter "save the children" .jpg's

[creegirl9]

hey I thought Uranus was they gay planet

[mlooshka]

"I want to rock and roll all night and solve complex geo-political problems every day"

Pure brilliance. I rate it five desperate attempts at regaining 80s fame. Cheers.

[OldPat17]

5 emmmm... stars lol

[Yorgelayheehoo]

5 flashing polar bears

[bumhedshawt102]

5 homosexual Saturns

[01hdav]

lol Mark you are a nutter!

[TheSuperSimmer]

5 Cellophane stripper poles used by tatooed lesbians

[LightbulbJack]

I'll give you 5 Gaza stripper strips.

[Marshallsg]

5 kickstart my hearts out of 5

[artlab]

I guess Uranus was too obvious as the "gay" planet. 5stars!!!

[haji727]

5 fresh, marinated chicken tits.

[nick4634]

lol awesome

[ct1600]

5 new guitar chords (for Crue to learn.)

:)

[AndrewBean90]

5 sniffs of cocanie out of 5

[tmafkap]

5/5 Paul Stanley eyes...

[daswiftarrow]

5 lines of marijuana

[gabrielized]

5 cans of AquaNet hair spray for this one, this is a classic!

[Lilith0Belial]

5 used-up stripp poles