Happy Gilmore - Pieces of Shit for Breakfast

[life4215]

LMMFAO...  When Shooter says NO with the head turn... CLASSIC

[JJtoob]

Aww I remembered it more funny... I thought they said "little pieces" I think that would have sounded better, like cute, yet still really gross and insulting.

[2k7johnnyboy]

classic...

[thechipmunkschannel1]

shooter: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast

happy: you eat pieces of shit for breakfast

shooter: NO!

[glottis5]

......yes

[tothedevilnow]

0:01

KEEP REWINDING IT TO HERE ITS FUNNY

[tothedevilnow]

BEAT ME AT GOLF?

BEAST SCENE IN THE MOVIE LOL

[TheAlia918]

LOL!

[XxK47YxX]

......No...

[juancho179]

4 people eat pieces of shit for breakfast.

[Gazbo123]

Best part of any film! so funny

[MysweetCharmander]

Am I the only one that came here from PONIES the Anthology?

[DadaistTheater]

@MysweetCharmander Not at all.

[BeastlyFerret]

Hit 4 then 6

[gregblosser82]

When I was in jail for a few months, I got into an argument with a dude in my cell block and he said "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast" and I just quoted Happy Gilmore. I coulda gotten Oz'd but then some peeps starting laughing and one dude is like "Okay Happy Gilmore!" lol

[XtremeSaltyness]

@gregblosser82 Cool story. Shame it's fake.

[mmm4466]

Four pieces of shit disliked this video...(it couldn't be helped)

[dherkadubs]

Press 7 for instant shame

[LazySmi]

first film as a kid from the 90's i watched with swearing lol

[rockinrosen913]

@Iwuvyoo27 ive watched it 20 times in a row and im still laughing

[pcgouty]

3 people eat pieces of shit for breakfast

[Iwuvyoo27]

Lmao this is my absolute FAVORITE scene of this movie!! :D it never gets old:):)

[pokefan2009]

WIN

[Noremorse10]

Classic.

[hjoermungand]

could tell they had to shoot this scene a couple of dozen times haha

[Andreus]

Insult backfire.

[LelouchCommandsYou]

you eat pieces of shit for breakfast? i rofled like crazy.

[GoBuckeyes86]

The way he says "NO" is downright hilarious!

[FeceMcGee]

LOL!!!!

[pdt1981]

3 people eat shit for breakfast

[sikokiller12]

why is this guy an asshole in every movie that hes in? lol

[jayNicks10]

@sikokiller12 what his role in "Leave it to Beaver?" he was the dad. I'm not talking about the old original one.

[csphilli2]

must've been so many outtakes for this scene. They just barely got this one. If you listen close (turn it up) right at 10 seconds after Shooter leaves the scene, you can hear him laughing and in response...Adam almost loses it as well.

[SJMJ91]

haha! "I stamp on pieces of shit like you on the golf course" would have been better than something as hilarious as "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast" XD

[spencerduhbarrett]

HAHAHHAHAHA

[hisoj]

3 people are proud that they eat pieces of shit for breakfast

[ionowatnametochoose]

0:03 looks like Adam Sandler took a mighty dose of Viagra

[6r36123]

lmfaooo still gets me

[sekich]

......NOO! *walks away* hahahah

[mbenzsl2000]

can you think of a funnier movie made since this? happy gilmore and billy madison fukin own

[casinobowling]

@mbenzsl2000 DUMB AND DUMBER WITH JIM CARREY AND JEFF DANIELS WAS FUNNIER THAN THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mbenzsl2000]

@casinobowling lol ok i forgot write down EXCEPT dumb and dumber, lol

nah but ur right that movie is beyond hillarious...

the mid 90s had the best comedies....happy , billy madison, tommy boy, dumb and dumber..

[BrokenClocks08]

LOL

[MrPedrovic]

awesome

[gimly222]

FUCKING DISSED

[ActaNonVerba71]

the dude who played Shooter deserves a medal.

[tudythegangster]

Adam Sandler ftw.

[nmk537]

Best mixed metaphor ever.

[TacoCookiez]

.... NO. That would be your mother

[stormdumb]

@TacoCookiez Spy from TF2 says that lol!

[makeupjunkie43]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHA omg classssicc line

[liamnwotboii]

well moron good for happy gilmo my god!

[liamnwotboii]

HAHA :L hilarious that :)

[thalizyist]

kanye west said those lines in a song once hehe

[allierzeznik95]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[TurtleToi]

.........NO...er.

[TurtleToi]

you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

.......no.

[michaelangelo323]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

[jmjcjudojack]

................NO............­ehr.

[ukhistorian]

"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"

[SayWhatoO]

Man down. Man down. Ali. XD

[skribboth]

I fucking LOVE that "no".

[LucidDream]

I always loved that line. It still makes me laugh just as much. "....No!"

[Coralulu182]

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[0xindependent23x0]

.....no!

[miseenplus]

you eat Pieces of Shit for Breakfast????!!!!!

[supergman1234]

dude what a dumbass

[peshinc]

soooo funny

[s07006]

i can never stop seeing this duude he got ooowneedd sooo hard!!!!

[spadgm]

One of the funniest movies ive seen!

This part is priceless!!

[jesseabrown1993]

LMAO priceless!

Shooter: I pieces of shit like you for breakfast!

Billy: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast!?

Shooter: no!.......

[Psposer]

@jesseabrown1993

I think you mean Happy not Billy. lol both good movies

[JMVEntertainment]

shooter = owned

[Derppi]

best

[knasty827]

What makes this movie even better is Sandler wearing Bruins gear throughout the movie. (hat, jersey)

[Ereina]

hahahahhaha I lol'd so much at this scene.

[wackojacko19]

epic win for happy

[PlacentaPudding]

"YES!"

[23wishesfromsexy]

".... NO!" =|

[darthcertde]

...................... NO

[cabarzo]

So funny scene! Best clip in the movie xD

[MarkFartman]

While this scene is funny, I would have to say the fight with Bob Barker is the highlight of the movie.

[mustangdrvr]

Great comeback if you hadn't used PWN... what a lame word

[gamevirus01]

ROFL..shooter mcgavin FAIL :D

[Fluffypancakes09]

NO! lol

[Me00irule]

lol

"...no..."

[phillysportz3]

....NO!...(cant think of anything else to say in his comeback)....

[Malldemolisher101]

roflmfao!!!

[bigdefense777]

Such a classic line. Don't think I'll ever forget it.

[JoshReading]

hahahahahahahaha. what bolostar08 and puppyskiss101 said.lol!!

[PuppysKiss101]

hahahahahahahahahahaha.. what bolostar08 said. lol!!

[BoloStar08]

hahahahahahahahaha....

[Malldemolisher101]

Oh wow you better not fuck with me because I eat pieces of shit for breakfast and mmm mmm mmm it sure taste good and it comes with corn and penuts.

IM UNBEATABLE!!!

[internationalnineone]

My dog is pieces of shit for breakfast.

[danecook321]

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? ....... NO.

[lapierresucks]

Bruins suck

[Bruins90210]

they do?IDIOT

[lapierresucks]

oK fine! I WROTE THAT B4 GAME 1 RETARD!

[Bruins90210]

thats fine,jump on the bandwagon then Dipshit!

[lapierresucks]

What the hell are you saying? YOu have nothing to say! I said something wrong b4 te game even started and now you insult me! GO FUCK YOURSELF!

[elementking95]

best movie with Adam sandler

[Kryptkypr]

NO!!... ...ngh..

(damn im an idiot)

[xXTheWhiteSheepXx]

Fucking Shit

[Magicianxox]

lmfao :)

[cliftonator]

lmao pwnt  NOOO! rofl

[ObamUHH]

0:15

[BrutalAsHell]

HAHA...NOOOO!!!!!!

[halfblooddutchprince]

NOOOO!

lol

[castles456]

owned!

[Carlos848]

agree:

+1

[anklepantsmagazine]

Pieces of scum.

Gotta love TV editing.

[Wallij15]

I enjoyed this film thoroughly.

But he didn't get revenge on the man being horrible to his grandma! What was with that?

[WhatsAscope]

Yes he did, he threw him out the window down 30-40 feet to the ground.

[Wallij15]

I'm not even kidding, they cut that out of the version I saw...

[Wallij15]

Wait a second, I just remembered. CHUBS was the guy who fell out the window. Re-watch the film.

[WhatsAscope]

I know he did, 2 people in the movie fell out the window.Watch it again.

[Wallij15]

Ah sorry, I saw it on tv...On the DVD are several unshown scenes. One shows Happy returning to the old age home to confront the evil orderly, throwing him out of a window.

[WhatsAscope]

ya lol

[knasty827]

lmao. "NO!"

[BittenMitten]

thanks dick tracey

[livardo]

I like to use the same reasoning when dudes say shit like "suck my dick" ... So you like suck dudes dicks? ... *silence*, well, "suck my balls, asshole".

[crazybaseballdude12]

haha shooter looks and feels like such an ass after happy says 'you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?'

lmao great movie xD

[westcoastnigga23]

haha lmfao, pissing myself laughing at something as simple as this.

[beallhigh26]

the no at the end sells it haha

[ShepherdCody]

NOOO! lol

[jamespic]

Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

[allierzeznik95]

that was perfect XD

[DevilsAbove]

And why should we care how old you were when you saw it? Dude, take your finger off the Shift key next time you post a comment. Makes you look so unintelligent. Wait, you already are. Nevermind.

[racosphinx]

America doesn't have balls. America is referred to as female.

[ZEROEVILDARKCOOL]

I SAW THIS SHIT WHEN I WAS 6 IN 1996

[txllym]

thats my uncle!

[StickManThePan]

"...........NO!!"

[exif5]

before i saw your comment on this video i seen your exact comment on another 2 video's you dipshit spammer

[sqh1988]

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? lol! I like when shooter ran out of words.

[KaraLovieex3]

hahah love this partt!!

[dpsantos1994]

lol ^^

[CHIHU140]

lol cant stop laughing

[lolypopsicle]

lol!!!!!

[nick83man]

haha, very funny stuff

[santinocolunga]

hahahahahahahahahaha!!!

NO!

hahahaha

so funny!

[IAMJENNIx]

HAHAHAH

[narutoismine88]

"NO!"

XDDDDDDD

[LegendKillingChain]

He always plays the bad guy for some movies

[narutoismine88]

in a way, your sentence kinda canceled itself out cause you said he always does, then you say some movies. ;-) haha just messing with you

[thedude5000]

On USA it's actually just as funny because of the dubbing.

"You eat pieces of SCUM for breakfast?

Now I have a new reason: kicking your HEAD.

How about a golfer with an arm growing out of his FACE?"

That's good stuff.

[dragonlord951]

about the last one

"He's going to attract attention."

"So would a golfer with an arm growing out of his face."

[Cedric2Hockey9]

This swearing version is way better than the one i recorded lol.. on mine it says : Pieces of skunks for breakfast.. Like, WTF!?! XD

[ghostbuster56]

HAHA Why does Michael Macdonald always play assholes in movies?

[VideoSuperMaster]

Maybe because he looks like one.

[ghostbuster56]

haha true

[BenJabituya]

ghostbuster56, that's Christopher McDonald.

[ghostbuster56]

yeah i know that now i got his name mixed up with a singers name

[ghostbuster56]

NO! HAHA

[DudeImStoned]

I eat peices of shit for breakfest... high in protein.. tastes good..

[KissTheHacker]

stupid noob

[DudeImStoned]

Youre in big trouble bitch, I eat peices of shit like you for breakfast..

[usf123456789]

never watch this movie on USA

[phabion]

ya because the movie isnt as funny when they cut out the cuss words and some scenes

[mattjones969]

I doubt they would see the funny side

[orvibusa]

"No" XD

lol

[Chevypower265]

I think thats so funny. I always want another racer to say that to me and then I'm going to say Happys line to him. lol

[llikover]

Classic

[DantheNorseman]

NO haha

[Gyanzak]

Best comeback EVER.

[23D1998]

nice comeback happy

[BOOMxxBOOM92]

i heard jesus walks on the radio the other day, like. an hour after i watched this and i heard the part where kanye says this, but in his song. do you think he purposely quoted it?

[rayking05]

yeah, because kanye is a no talent, thief and loser

[VideoSuperMaster]

Thanks for pointing out the obvious.

[BOOMxxBOOM92]

quoting a pretty popular movie doesnt make him a theif. has anyone ever heard of alluding?

[VideoSuperMaster]

He still has no talent.

[Membrane556]

Excellent comeback.

[Winsfordsubwayarmy]

Great scene, I pray for the day when the boss acts like mccgavin

[LOVErOSESandSMILES]

LOLZ

[VelvetKevorkian]

".........NO?"

[celshader]

2 men 1 cup.

[CuteShippo1]

that's memeroble! People use that scene everywhere!