my tortoise sex with a stone

[CherryLeigh4]

I caught my turtles doing it one day when I went to feed them...Animals have NO shame! XD

[xINVISIGOTHx]

watching all these shoe and rock videos makes me wonder... how are tortoises not extinct in the wild?

[freiheitsalv]

the happiest rock ever

[FieldMarchall]

I've just had the most awkward boner ever.

[buffilowangxD]

hes like tap dancing fucking and moaning, i give him props for multitasking

[BlackV4You]

@buffilowangxD LMFAO! This is crazy!

[MenaceInReality667]

The most awkward part was the camera guy zooming in on the rock afterward for over 20 seconds...

[NoraInuUzumaki666]

Drilling ..yeah baby!! drilling LOL

[hgs1337]

what a big orgasm !

[stanleyp101]

i guess hes praticing for the real thing

[IanVorster97]

Ewwwww it's going to get crushed nuts it's just grinding then away by the second lol that is why e was going ehe ehe lol want a turtle there better

[minwoochoful]

theres a smaller tortoise in the background

[mandrgalvan]

EHHH....EHHHH...

[blueshifter]

that rocks

[kassie1071]

I want a tortoise

[adz12345678910adz]

all u can see is this little tortoise in the corner getting crushed by a Female Tortoise"rock"

[haydoodz]

no wonder I haven't seen a turtle in the wild

[HakaLa09]

omg that looks like raping, so violent! jajajaj and the water jajaja very funny

[ratgirl1111]

Omg that's some serious turtle jizz

[sasusakuforever23]

0:51 eww theres uh...water? on the floor hes...doing..some..."things" XD

[nibauAntunes]

lol wow man!

[tastyryan]

oww fk off thats a nice voice over right there!

[JONSKATEVIDS]

dear god, why did i watch the whole thing?

[xiaoboy222]

lets hope this stone will be fertilized and hatch into a baby tortoise ^^

[itsthelolocaust]

i guess you could say that this turtle is

*puts on shades*

Romancing the stone?

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bitcheznhos]

reminds me of my first day in prison

[DarkHunter601]

Talk about trying to penetrate....

[DorianMdbs]

hahaha thats so wrong!!!! lol 

[jaeT2]

lol! wtf?

[TANHAMM]

did anyone else get horny?

[ellziiMEOWx]

@TANHAMM LMAO xDDDDD

[tydees]

Rock...turtle...what does it matter :))

[MINDxWORM]

now that's taking hardcore to a whole new level.

[insme]

Ehh, ehh, ehh....

[kikiluver952]

jeese he has a lot of stamina

[BboyJovi]

"call me Mr.Flinstone, i can make your bedrock"

"AND...... WERE DONE"

[olgafigz]

hahahahhahah

[IGoToCostco]

his dick probably looks like a roll of sandpaper now

[SmartAceHole82]

He's just getting his rocks off, sorry someone had to say it.

[cmwsirtel]

dam look him pal drive that rock

..............i need a cigarrette

[SkyletSnow]

..... wow

[tzlouis]

I hope he used a condom that stone looks duurrty...

[Konvict10000]

that has to hurt..

[jv0507]

this is fucked up.... and very funy

[AMountainGoat]

hahahahahahahaha!!!

[pamela77889]

thats like the saddest thing ever

[verticalsmurf]

Poor darling, he just wants to make baby tortoises.

[heartofmyocean]

omg look at the end... liquid on the ground.. beside the rock..

[mekdessie123]

damn, hes using some real force.

[paulboy2006]

its just like watching a human couple have sex after marriage

[SpiritualAlchemist]

This burns the soul,stings like the wasp.

[Lynsah]

Stone sex sounds quite painful

[shaoiliu]

LMFAO!!

[jasonisthejason28]

BANG BANG

[matavan99]

i never thought about using a rock, nice

[twitchcoe]

He's almost as hard as that rock.

[cryptex220]

damn.

[cherrie945]

Hehe he's like our tortoise. He tries sometimes to mate with my legs (socks xDD) but I don't have to run away fast :'''D And he keeps different voice when making love with rock etc. /o\

[sleeplaptop]

lol sounds like a human

[TechPepsi]

tortoise in the stone

[COOLMAFIAKID]

sounds like squirtle

[JULIAN88S]

Hard rock porn!

[jackno234]

ha ha

[cheesesisgood87]

TORTOISE CUM!!

[steelekilla101]

I think that actually hurt the rock more than the turtle 0.o

[Nerokidkill]

looks like he's stoned

[JucyJuiiceMGO]

dosent his cockk hurt?!?!!?

[DorianMdbs]

@JucyJuiiceMGO haha if he even has one by the time he's done lol

[reptiletc]

@JucyJuiiceMGO i was thinking the same thing!.... hurts every time i try.....

[TheKingOfRuckus]

That turtle busted HARD.

[devinpuruganan]

DAMN, so did!!!!!!!!!!!!

him to the rock. " get it gurl, I'll make you moan, you like that?" Damn you're good, gurl, i'm gonna GOOOO!!" damn, oh ya, it's all over you, yeah

[VaderWS6]

I want hatchlings

[carolroxmysox229]

damn give me that stones number that thing is hhhhooootttt i want to bang it all night long

[vizzerman]

must be one sexy stone ;)

[Reazero]

thats a sexy stome ; )

[BrAnZ100]

its not having sex with the stone its simply trying to get to its tank

[Bf2FlyBoy]

This is quite disturbing...

[Angrytatertot1]

LOL at the end with the%2Proxy-Connection: keep-alive

Cache-Control: max-age=0

reepy clear turtle juice.

[whoo689]

LOL. That turtle sounded just like a human having really rough sex.

[Bf2FlyBoy]

Rofl...

[bg99106]

what kinda turtle is that?

[U3X6785]

He sounds like my cousin Sherman!

[KANDAM808]

im soooo not cleaning that up

[Cloverkitty]

GO GRANDPA!

[BonerPirate]

God I wish that turtle sloopge had landed on my tongue instead of that rock.

[theseat]

LOL

[IPxFreelyx]

HAHA !

[AXVulkon]

the turtle jizzed on the stone

[FightTheTide]

turtle jizz....ew

[mrboyman1]

turtles have needs too you know...

[mikespl]

Ja pierdolę.

[notjake1]

i wonder if the camra man stuck his nose in it afterwords.. no! no! ..bad mikie! NO!

haha

[eduvangogh]

he needs to work on his rhythm.

[blueblazer52]

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH look at the turtle SKEET

[Inaneen]

some like it hard xD

[LueyShoeLaces]

Haha.

[LadyOfDaGame]

@Inaneen I guess



[zpotek]

FAIL!!

[HidianaPlaysCs]

HAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA

HILARIOUS!

[JasperProductions]

swaffelen xD

[emanuele]

well thats aggressive

[FreezeFoster]

why is he slamming his dick into a rock sad...

[DMP3G]

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[drodope]

ouch

[Xxfancythat79xX]

nasty turtle jizz!

[FlimzyKimzy]

I wish I was that stone. ;D

[Xxfancythat79xX]

tortoise pedo lol

[LILLYohBABY]

i didnt kno turtle grunted likes that !

lmfaoooo

[lifesuxlifesrulz]

ur tortoise shoots blanks

[ComboFtvv]

Omg, he's a fast one.. and mayby you drill the hole into the stone, would get mroe pleasure. Lol.

[wesleyfilms]

That turtle had a bad childhood...

[SoftheadProductions]

That's the same as my tortise only he died 30 minutes ago

[ComboFtvv]

Did he die while on the act? XD

[yeaduh4]

turtle porn star lmao

[catfishking1996]

wuts with the grunting

[50599]

did u have to clean up his baby batter???

[WoWsuckes]

LOL!!!!

[falaip2008]

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA Xddddddddd

[mrpregnant24]

lmfao thats funny shit rite there

[wolfalb]

He needs to get married! Buy a female for him.

[Italianiceisnice]

OMG vigorous little guy...

[gsxrkidd]

damn you KNOW your desprate when you be tryin to get with stones

[DMP3G]

AHAHHAHA

[brandie501]

LOL!!!

[BigTimpsHellzBellz]

lol

[lolcopterz]

fake tortoise

[animalman442]

that rocks such a slut but id skull fuck it

[nineinchpinktool]

This is so great on so many levels until you get to the end of the video...

[perraru]

hmm I didn't know they made noises.

[MNjuggalo420]

That is one hot rock, cant really blame your tortise, Ide hit it.

[goathairrug]

Looks like he was having a hard time...

[skok65]

HA! He stuck it between a rock and a hard place. . .

[gomez722]

id tap that rock... again!

[paintthetwndead]

Damn, that rock is fine as hell. No wonder that turtle hit that shit.

[Drallop]

that rock was asking for it, the way it was dressed

[kibbleznblitz]

he must have smelled what the rock was cookin

[fcrnnngbck25]

lmao!!

[geeknow]

safe sex.

[MrHippie]

TEENAGE MUTANT PERVERT TUTRLES. A turtle and a half shell!

It'd be cool to have like 200 of them hump you at once. I just dont get why his pathetic dry humping sounds like pnuematic springs being compressed and decompressed!?!?!?

[JeepRuby101]

Looks more like it just had a really really good piss...the kind that makes your entire body shake! lol

[SirRobertLudlum]

that was awesome... how did that stupid turtle not break his wang. and the amount of turtle jizz is really impressive, if rocks could breathe it would have drowned.

[Jester4802]

Not TOO stupid... he's obviously enjoying the hell out of this.

[meric33]

That is the dumbest fucking turtle i have ever seen.

[shottasballin]

since an asian filmed this, they probably cooked the turtle and drank its load

[koleke415]

hahahahhahah, thats fuckign awsome.. entensity pwns

[losersserver]

wrongness

[LaCooper]

now that's how you get your rocks off!

[ZOGMACHINE88]

HAHAHHAHAH

[andydeee]

bone a stone

[BlackValkyire]

LOL did he need penis replacement after that? ouch

[Jester4802]

prob not idiot

[Smarkflea]

Man, he really gave it to that rock...

[patrickharvey]

finally, something i can get off to.

[JFordJr]

HAHAHA

[Madhijz]

Sucker probally has a sore penis.

[FinalChapterXz]

I hope that was just pee.

[CassndCourteney]

Omg. That is seriously sick

I really hope that was just pee he left on the rock...

[Raiden47]

"What happen?"

"my tortoise sex with a stone"

"All your base..."

[uYaSouL]

lmfao.. nice

ayb ftw

[predictableXstorm]

thats a fucked up turtle.... poor rock... the turtle is probably blind thinking he was giving it to some hott babe haha... kinda nasty/funny