Aries Spears - Toddlers and Tiaras

[petrosbball7]

so its ok to say i was smoking weed the other day, but when he says shit or fuck theres got to be censorship..........something is terribly fucked up in this world

[mradamhowell]

chunky or smooth

[blocker444]

rofl starting a comedy bit with "so i was smoking weed..."

[mrcydonia]

He's beginning to look like Redd Foxx.

[EnjoiiLifee]

that was a deadly punchline haha

[lildondill]

@EnjoiiLifee LOL! it was! he risked it, but it was funny as hell. haha idont care what anyone else thinks. lol

[NoLimitzSB]

Do you guys have laugh factory's in Canada? By the way, respect for responding to comments!

[TheLaughFactory]

@NoLimitzSB Not yet. The closest one would be in Chicago.

[Carbon762]

@TheLaughFactory Hell yeah! Chicago is the best.

[Trigunflame]

slimfast. there, i said it.

[nikolavgeorgiev]

"These are middle-age B... women."

AHAHAHAHAHA

[uassafssinc]

when he said "Daisy Duke", i knew what he was talking about busted out laughing. the reason for that is that one of classmates showed that in my personal finance class. her name is alana and she is six years old. look her up "Six year old beauty pagent". i think it has her name in it

[QuestionmarkX3]

I once heard that 1 out of 2 of your neighbors is a pedophile. Unfortunately, Aries lives next to 2 beautiful 5 year olds.

[QuadA195]

god damnit I was eating a peanut butter sandwich halfway through this video. Now I am not.

[McFlyWorldENT]

Swear!!! I smoked and watched that shit 2 days ago!!!! LMAO

[m33lad]

this guy is extremely talented!!! You should watch him rap in famous rappers voice. IS AMAZING!!!

[shook919]

Mah nigguh eating good! :)

[Lvl60Slayer]

man i gotta tell ya laugh factory the guys like this on ur show nd the other comics really inspire me im 13 nd i recently decided i wanted to be a comedian cuz i like to make ppl happy nd well these guys inspire my material!

[TheLaughFactory]

@Lvl60Slayer Aw, thank you. Good luck to you. Watch our Laugh Factory Backstage videos on our channel with advice for comedians. The main thing to remember is to perform as much as you can in as many places as you can, not just comedy clubs (talent shows, open mic nights, coffee shops, etc).

[hrbeeli]

anyone else asking themselves: "chunky or creamy"?

[TheLaughFactory]

@hrbeeli LOL!

[hrbeeli]

@TheLaughFactory I'll remind you you thought that was funny when I knock on your door to get on stage ;-)

[TheActiveAssault]

@hrbeeli

I did. The peanuts would cause more harm than good.

[hollowtipholster187]

Shit! Look at him from when he was 16, and look at him now.. Damn!..

I mean, he's still funny...but damn!

[BlackBile13]

DAMN he chunked up since MadTV

[BatALash]

@BlackBile13 I was just thinking that! It happens....

[BlackBile13]

@BatALash Yeah, I'd rather see him this way than starved and out of work!

[SLOTloven]

Yeah, it's sad because that's true

[saucy05]

It's weird to see people you watched in your young days aging.

[MegaJoshin]

@saucy05.. or getting really fat.

[CRBjeep]

LOL,he's awesome. That took balls.

[Trackstar800m204]

Clever sir.

[sesamigirl]

i have to aggre with him

[TheOJDrinker]

I was wondering why 'peanut butter'... I wonder no longer.

[elmj8505]

LMAO!!!!!!I was NOT expecting that shit at the end smh

[timhyer1]

FINALLY!! A black comedian doing some stand up, that's not about race or racism. BTW I love lamp

[TheKj1434]

@timhyer1 Most "newschool" black comedians don't.

[DavKellar]

@timhyer1 Yep

[RZ4HED23Q]

if i go to america one day , my first place to visit shall be the laugh factory :D

[imashortdude]

haha you know it's about to be funny when it starts, "haveyougah, ibaduh i was smokin week..."

[MegaTina75]

He looks like he has diabetes

hope he gets well!!!

[dstein111]

He got pretty fat

[jeremiahjacksoncomic]

Subscribe to me!

[brooklynchild66]

This joke went to far

[churromio]

@brooklynchild66 No its fuckin true...

[fglp666]

LMAO, Aries really walks the edge!!!

[lecifbaby]

This is so wrong LMAO

[TheSuirad]

doesnt he have a new stand up this saturday?

[juancarrillo001]

patrice oneal is gone.. i hope this nigga stay with us.

[khujo78]

damn...aries looks like he's about to die in like 3 months

[OTKP]

hahahaha

[TheZoelzer2]

do u go to school.

little girl-whats school?

me-its where u learn things, like the word exploitation

lol

[threadysparrow]

@TheZoelzer2

girl - im just trying to be a dumb blonde like they want me to be, but i just started making sense out of string theory and how scientists didnt include gravity in the equation. i told my mom that i might have something with this and i showed her my graphs and equations, but she just tore them up and put a whore uniform on me and clear heels and took me to the studio. i lost years of work when she tore it up but i can easily do it again, just GET ME OUT OF HERE!

[TheZoelzer2]

@threadysparrow  lol

[burningphoneix]

Aries is one of the rare comedians who can time a joke to perfection, he can talk for 10 minutes before delivering the punchline and you'd still not get bored.

[RZ4HED23Q]

more videos of aries!!!! i love him lol

[Shrubbs]

Haha lmao

[mystery1015]

haha i wasat that show! great night

[TheLaughFactory]

@mystery1015 Come LOL again soon! :D

[mystery1015]

@TheLaughFactory do i hear free VIP tickets? haha

[mrsirlukasko]

@TheLaughFactory

come LOL again soon...

wtf kind of respond is that hahahaaha!

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[CJBombaYe]

Aries Spears rules!

[rocklesson86]

He is right though.

[GreatCalmness]

mad tv <3

[Phantatian]

that shit damn nearly killed me! I've got a heartcondition dude, I can't take this shit.

[TheLaughFactory]

@Phantatian We cannot be held responsible for YouTube related deaths.

[TrblDogfish]

@TheLaughFactory ive always wanted to go there because its like a half hour drive for me to get there but im only eleven so i cant go :(

[ThomasDMatthewsno2]

@TheLaughFactory

L.O.L.

[AllThingsKen]

@TheLaughFactory funny reply to that guy lol. covering tracks

[morphine1203]

Lol

[DeFy18]

hes gotten bigger since the last time he was on here lol

[chefawkes]

@GL0w69

so are most great comedians. no ones askin you to fuck him he's just tellin jokes. AND you're a dude too why you paying attention to his sex appeal? lol

[k5lta]

@chefawkes Exactly!! if you are a dude and you are constantly commenting on another dudes looks then you are raising serious questions about your sexuality lol

[rush112]

i slapped my face when he got to "all over my shirt"

[mafiaosobob]

hahahahaa

[shylildude]

what does smoking weed have to do w/ this?

[lifehatesmespll9]

@shylildude Cuz he was high enough to sit and watch it.

[melojordans23]

@shylildude that show is horrible, that's the only way to sit through it.

[D2theARIUS]

0.15.. you wanted to say bitches didn't ya?! XD

[7Rafe7]

great twist

[maltelundell]

Funny joke but the description gave it away.

[YeeSoest]

take this as my comment but don´t think about me as one of these flaming people cause that was so funny i can´t come up with more then "moooooooooooooooohaaaaaaawwha­awwww!!!"

[americanu197]

that was good but he has a good point ...so many people complaining about pedophiles you cant look at a kid on the street without someone getting suspicious and these whores put their daughters through shit like that

[GigglingShroomz]

why peanut butter????

[MrDARKxNATI0N]

i just like shit my pants laughing xDD

[pseudoword]

"These are like middle-aged b-... women"

[Smilekrieg]

Didn't expect dat dere punchline. Very nice.

[BuddhaBot]

Man, Aries Spears is so fat, when he masturbates he passes out.

[CarolinaRedd]

@BuddhaBot lmaooo

[ir0ckfartz]

@BuddhaBot i remember that lmao

[BuddhaBot]

@ir0ckfartz The second I posted that, I tried looking for that sketch ... sigh, can't find it. <_<

[TheLaughFactory]

@BuddhaBot We have one where he talks about it titled "The Orgasm."

[BuddhaBot]

@TheLaughFactory ... Okay.

[MrLuperDuper]

@BuddhaBot If you don't, you aren't doing it right.

[LucidDream]

@BuddhaBot Omg, I wish I could find that skit again...

[BliksemSP]

Butter works really well, actually.

[GraveyardSouljah]

17 mothers are trying to live their lives threw their daughters.

[taekwonico]

Haha great ending!

[SonOfCyrusTheGreat]

Fuckin beeps!

[unbound12345]

god damn he got big

[GreenGearMood]

I did not see that one coming.

[bittybrittie]

why peanut butter?

[EverydayAlex]

@bittybrittie cause it's funny, he just forgot to say it was chunky.

[bittybrittie]

@EverydayAlex i still dont get it

[forbomb1]

I always toddlers and tiaras while high

[Jrocka7x]

I have to ask my mother where my booty shorts when I get a camera. 

[MrROTD]

it is the worst show ever, it sexualizes little girls wtf? how can you do that to your kid?

[mel577]

@MrROTD Dude, it's fucking crazy. Sometimes it goes beyond what Mr. Spears is describing here. It's the American way, brother. We're running out of thirsty sluts that we're resorting to whore out even little girls. Who knows where this is going to go.

A couple of decades from now we'll have competition shows such as Dancing With The Stars but instead of dancing, underage girl will be blowing old men off to score points.

[Laythmc]

hahahahha i didnt see that coming how he made up all that story and make it about him hahahaha nice one

[DillyDallyDay]

Fing A Man. That Was PRICELESS. Thank You Laugh Factory For Bringing Us All These Wonderful Clips. Too Bad You Couldn't Write Me A Note Explaining To My Professor That When I Watch These I Get A Bad Case Of OCD And Have To Turn Each Suggestion To The Right A Shade Of "Already Clicked Purple". I Somehow Lose Time When It Gets Into Full Swing.

[PlushPuddles]

Comedy isn't the same with censorship! >_< C'mon @TheLaughFactory

[Nootson08]

I'm sorry LF, but you guys have GOT to stop censoring this.

[AngryFollower]

Censorship again?! C'mon LaughFactory, you use to rock guys...

[severed321]

lol

[poopiedeloopie]

Is the laugh factory always this quiet, or was there a carbon monoxide leak that night?

[robertwillmer]

One of the funniest dudes in comedy ever!

[DrinkSkateSleep]

"Erase all lines!"

- Bill Hicks

[ikodru]

here is what people don't get he is describing himself high watching the show and at the end he has peanut butter all over his chest because he's eating like a fat ass, we all been there. There was no "edge" to it. you'll understand more if u been high and having mad crums on ur shirt

[DrinkSkateSleep]

@ikodru Dude, you obviously didn't get it lol.

[MANWORKER1]

@ikodru He was the guy masturbating with peanut butter, I guess that went right over your head.

[BeiberTheseBalls]

Some ppl are so fucking stupid in the comments section :S

[0FredEx]

@ikodru uhhh interesting how you got that. i argue that he implied that he was masturbating to toddlers and tiaras.

a. he described the perverts jacking off to the show may use peanut butter for lubricant.

b. he got some on his shirt

therefore he was jacking off with peanut butter.

[kathymlo]

LOLOLOL.

[kesemack12]

Aries gettin big ....

[ssjTeXas]

Never heard that joke before lmao original and hella funny!

[ValkyrieDude7070]

i wanna be a comedian and i was planning to do a joke about toddlers and tiaras. but since aries did it, im gonna get accused of stealing jokes now.

[WAKEUPshift111]

Aries packing on the weight booyy

[RainierWolcastle]

OMG so unexpected....dude is hilarious!

[VR24]

NEVER USED PEANUT BUTTER AS A LUBRICANT. CAN YOU IMAGINE EATING A PEANUT BUTTER/JELLY SANDWICH AFTER THAT???

[bojanks15]

fuckin mad tv

[DJBludLust]

My GAWD that was the funniest joke I have ever heard from him, absolutely perfect timing and structure.

[Gabriel1o1]

@DJBludLust TIMING AND STRUCTURE who do you think you are Professor Hahahahahahaha HA

[kurtismg]

Aries is getting big

[hotkarlisgood]

after watching this i watched all of Aries other videos on your channel, why is this censored but the other ones arent? freedom of speech yo..

[msmindspeak]

At 0:14 I thought he was going to end that sentence "...as a baby."

[Danshro]

haha great ending

[benjafflolz]

Love it.

Laugh Factory you make my day:

Come home, busy day, shit got real at work

Computer on E-mails checked

AHH YEA ITS A NEW UPLOAD

[TheLaughFactory]

@benjafflolz Be sure to make some time to get out to your local comedy club for a live show & thank you for being a LF fan!

[ItSyAbOiIsSa]

I knew he had something coming at the end when nothing was funny in the beginning.

[EstoyLigado]

@ItSyAbOiIsSa Duh..

[crustykarma]

LOL XDDD

i got peanut butter all over my shirt. =/

[ppullz]

Aries STEP AWAYYYY FROM THE SNACK TRAY, STEP AWAYYY FROM THE SNACK TRAY

[Nopiw]

MOAR

[glaxglax]

haha holy shit that was funny. glad to see a new aries clip this is gold right here.

[yafafly]

Aries Spears is one of those comedians who seem naturally funny. I bet if you met him on the street he would still be saying some funny shit!

[lucky44124]

Aries is a GREAT stand up! He is one of the best underrated comics :)

[kingsteve55]

ProstitTOTS

[rickriddle]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[Jebus495]

Anyone else keeping a running tally of Laugh Factory videos that begin with a confession to cannabis use? xD

[christon0123]

I love Spears but I'm concerned about weight.

[utubesqueeze]

Just re-watched this second time. Did this just start bleeping or did I miss it the first time (I don't see how that's possible since I hate bleeping).

Does Youtube have a technology that can process videos after they are uploaded to add bleeps? Is it something to do with being a "Youtube Partner" because it has started happening like crazy on TLF recently?

[camero220]

aries really let himself go, but he is still fucking hilarious

[akuma4u]

LOL HAHA didnt see that one coming..

[thewarrior195]

sooooo good.

[kaichrono]

Damn

[mcp893]

bring back mad tv, aries has gotten super fat, still funny though

[excusemygangster]

he is one of my favorite comedians

[zachfresh]

Iknoowww that's what I was thinking ah!!!

[teletubby92]

Some comedians can pull off the weird funny, but not this guy.

[ikodru]

@teletubby92 u got teletubby on ur name he pulled it off its just pedophiles like u that can't

[pdlpictures]

only shit! aries got a bit... yeah

[DragoSteelers]

Guess he forgot his Jay-Z impression.

[Stananalol]

Awesome as usual, but why all the beeping? Come on LF...

[Trippze]

the ending style he did has been used to much.

[whayes8084]

@Trippze Can you suggest somebody with a new style oh great one?

[DissentingDogLevi]

I didn't know he was that good.

[BrandonProm]

Great set up

[crazyjake29]

the ol' peanut butter peadophile mastabation joke, classic! never gets old

[qaesar09]

haahahha fucking awesome.

[CrackThoseClaws]

Fucking shit, the ending was so awesome and risky. I love this wave of comedy that doesn't afraid of anything - Jimmy Carr style!!

[utubesqueeze]

lol, risque ending, but worth it to make the point!

[dustybeijing]

This was great, Aries is always funny, but didn't I hear someone say that Dave Chappelle was playing TLF this week? Where's THAT video??

[LesterDaMolester15]

@dustybeijing dude...i heard that dave and chris rock were doing a tour together.

[Om0plata1]

Didnt see that coming, and its just a joke guys relax, funny bit