Spelunky Evil

[pokeman135]

right, if i had a shotgun handy and you picked up MY machete and stabbed me in the face with it, i wouldn't shoot you. really though, im with you. i just wanted to point that out

[RedBatNicholas]

You know i wouldn't be suprised if he was a boss in IWBTG...

[mama123890]

Id say the game "man" your looking for is in the game "I wanna be the guy!"

[bowser5200]

lol bowser thats me! >:[)

[Shika511]

I think if anyone is evil it's the spelunky guy. Who sacrifices numerous women for the ability to drink to life of your enemies and then steals from old shopkeepers and makes a massacre of it? And of course this guy will be remembered as a hero XD

[Pikawil64]

Someone pit this shotgun shopkeeper against the Link's Awakening shopkeeper who kills thiefs with lightning beams. It'd be the clash of the century.

[ESFAndy011]

@Pikawil64 MMMMMMMmmmm.... interesting. As long as you have enough rubies.

[werotus]

You know all you have to do is DROP one of his items too close to him and you are toast

[RagnaThePig]

Stealing, mercyless killing of shopkeepers, sacrificing women to ancien gods... Yeah, I'm fairly sure the Spelunker is the evil one here...

[theufua]

Best shop is the gun shop. If it has a shotgun in it. You win. You take the shotgun, one or two blasts from it will kill the Shopkeeper. And the first blast will stun him, allowing you to kill him and rob his shop. BUT! You won't be able to enter any other shop from henceforth. They will be jumping around with their uber-shotgun.

[Antifrost]

Perfect song choice.

[frosty689]

haha "terrorist". After a bomb, too soon, too soon.

[UberNiftyMan]

The best thing about the shopkeeper is that if you enter his Kissing Booth and whip the damsel, he'll shoot you and say "Only I'm allowed to do that!" XD

[snowyowl0]

He carries a shotgun at all times and is afraid of terrorists. Must be from the Deep South.

(No offence meant to sane Southerners.)

[DarkSlayerJ]

Also, if you get him eaten by a plant on the 5th floor and such, he will BUST OUT OF IT AND GO AFTER YOU!!! lol If you see a plant in his shop and you don't want to piss him off and die, KILL IT! lol.

[uneventom]

This one time I was being chased by a boulder and it shat all over his shop. Needless to say he did not take it well.

[PyroTomas]

its easy to take them out. *SPOILER BELOW*

take an item run out of the shop jump on a ledge to dodge the angry lead. jump on thier heads take the gun and fire into them.

[Weegee905]

Well, my idea did work sometimes.

Good point.

[Weegee905]

Hey, i got an idea!

What if you use a rope in the store, to get higher than the shopkeeper, then BLAST him to death with a bomb or a stolen weapon!

[Zenkuro]

@Weegee905 Shopkeepers jump...pretty high

[Weegee905]

Yeah. but sometimes shopkeepers run out of the shop and fall down a pit, allowing to take his stuff.

Doesnt work always.

[ThaRealElTigra]

He jumps high... and THEN he shoots your ass open

Good idea, but it ain't working.

[layla12212]

Indiana Jones guy(Spelunky): *brings an UNARMED bomb into the shop*

Shopkeeper:TERRORIST! *Shoots Spelunky with shotgun*

Spelunky:X_X

[chem88nguyen]

I only play this game to try to kill as many shopkeepers as possible. It makes the game more interesting ;)

[NoxVulpes]

sorry, but the shopkeeper is the second most evil character. The most evil character is also from spelunky. It's the goddamn walrus dressed up as the damsel that you meet at the end of custom levels...

[Doomside]

Ever try picking up a die you already threw when gambling? He doesn't like that :)

[MCSuire]

Yeah I once got killed for doing that. It was an accident really.

[kruskev]

that motherfucker has problems.

[joeyheadset]

@kruskev yeah, he's got NO sense of humor :(

[jokeromni]

well you did kinda throw a live bomb in his shop...

[Xsaii]

God I hate the shopkeeper. I tried picking up an item once and accidentally whipped him. I tried blowing up a hold in the back of his store as an alternative to using ropes back up, he promptly called me a vandal and killed me. The ones with the girls are evil too, picked up the girl and set her down, she ran out of the store and I was called a thief, shot, and killed again. Ugh.

[verarticus]

lol perfect music for this game XD (the shop keeper blame you foreverything even a rolling rock O.o)

[subject153]

Im am goning to get this game just for the shop keeper! :D

[number999999999]

its free

[subject153]

I know I meant downloading it! :D

[number999999999]

kk ill guiive you link

[Cmeimhere]

1:56 talk about overkill

[Dreznin]

I love it when you find a shop that sells guns... I go in, pick up one, and kill the shopkeeper. Then you get whatever else he had, plus about 3k in money.

[Enicmon]

If you've ever killed one (most likely with bombs or shotguns), all shopkeepers from later levels will shoot at you.

In addition, if you annoyed one (i.e. if he yelled at you), an extra angry shopkeeper will spawn at the exit for the next 3 levels.

[psychologicalshock]

Not true nowadays at least, if you avoid the first one there wont be any spawns but shops wont be friendly for a level after that or two. Just making him mad from say a stray shotgun bullet, doesn't spawn any shop keeper next round in fact it seems to have no effect beyond that level.

[LoLhaha25]

to knock him out and get his shot gun....jump on top of his head...

[BigNickontheDrum]

"get ready to die" haha nice music choice

from the title, that should be the spelunky theme song

[ARUCARDFTEPES]

It's funny once or twice he's smart enough to get out of the shop with a bomb inside. Then sometimes he just doesn't. I remember throwing a rock or something just to see if he did anything, yeah, won't be doing that again.

[DragonLordG]

you actually won!

[russellchamp]

Haha! Awesome!  I hate that guy, too. He killed me so many times when I accidently threw an item instead of dropping it. Grrr!

[33joshie33]

haha epic Ending

[scrumpleberry]

How do you put something down? I pick things up and realise I can't afford or don't want them, and can't get rid of them!

[chanx7245]

x thats how i think

[DMIIvid]

duck and x. That's how you put them down.

[ValisFan1]

Its really easy to kill him in the weapons store. If he is selling a pistol or shotgun, just pick it up and blast him!

[DimJim12]

But then you're wanted.

[ProfessaD]

use a rope in his shop followed by a bomb, he never jumps up and kills me and half the time runs out of his shop if not getting blown up. If you do this though the next shopkeep you see stay clear of cause he'll have a wanted sign with you on it and instantly try to kill you :<

[BredrinJ]

One time the bolder ran through his store and killed him. I got a bunch of awsome stuff for free :)

[boothesquirrel]

I made his run through his store once by accident but he just called me a vandal and chased after me

[Goatmon]

Yeah, and even if you do it on accident, you become a wanted murderer and shopkeepers will kill you8 on sight for the rest of that game.

It's not really worth it, for the most part.

[Fakename013]

I tried to kill him directing to his shop the Indiana Jones rock. Just to make him say "DIE YOU VANDAL!!1".

[evenmorebetter]

You missed one! If you bomb your way through a wall to go to the shop (the wall opposite the shop entrance), he'll call you a vandal and shoot you. That one's probably the worst, because you don't expect it at all.

[landshark666]

Excellent music choice.

[squarepusherjohn]

You can sell the dice. If you steal one, manage to survive, end the level then bring it to the one on the next one (if there is a shop, if not unlucky). The shopkeeper will give you $20,000

[leafbarrett]

@squarepusherjohn o.o Really? WOW. I never knew that. I thought the dice were worthless outside of the gambling.

[RandomName4]

That's right, zero tolerance for trying to blow him and his shop up. How evil of him!

Shopkeepers are pretty easy to kill in their shops once you get the hang of it, anyway.

[Raycaster7]

In the shopkeeper's defense, you are acting a teensy bit homicidal.

[qrrbrbirlbel5150]

it's worse when you dont even do it on purpose. Like if you bomb something that's not even in his shop, but behind the back wall ( an arrow launcher or something)

the fact that he's such a dick makes you want to kill him more.

asshole.. >:(

[Rellow2]

He was selling a damsel once.... Which might explain why he's in a cave. Obviously he doesn't want the police to find out what he's selling.

[Goatmon]

He doesn't sell damsels, he sells kisses. Basically, if you got the cash you can get some free health back.

For fun, I once bought a kiss and then shot the shopkeeper. I got an extra kiss after taking the damsel with me. :D

[LittlestJuggalo]

so does saving a damsel recover or add a point of health at the end of the level? i always wondered what the point was

[Goatmon]

Yes, it does. Bringing a damsel to the level exit gives you one bonus hit point on top of whatever else you accomplished in the level.

It's one of the only ways to get HP in the game. That, buying a kiss from a shop, and sacrificing dead/unconscious creatures on a bloody altar are the only ways I know of to recover HP in the game.

[LittlestJuggalo]

sweet

just a few minutes ago i got past the jungle stage to the ice stage, i only had one rope and no bombs left and i got pretty close to finishing it but i died

lucky i took screenshots of me getting there

[CaptainCarrion]

He also runs the "Kissing Booth" brothel.

[KaShuto]

I find it odd that he chooses a cave to set up shop, is he expecting any other customers?

[cowofdoom78963]

"he has zero tolerance for ANYTHING."

You threw a freaken BOMB INTO HIS SHOP, What did you expect?!

[MustBe18YearsOrOlder]

Nice steal at the last part :)

[ytscreenname]

Funny thing is first time I saw this guy he was selling a shotgun and I accidentally shot him

[TrueSoreThumb]

You became a great thief :D

[theyoshine]

you know that guy is only like that because you can steal all of his items if you bomb his shop correctly

[SolidSnakeAC]

Sure. It has nothing to do with LIGHTING A GODDAMN BOMB in his shop.