a list of THINGS THAT MAKE ME ANGRY!!!

[leakthesound]

your impression of a baby looks more like an impression of a tramp xD

[QueenBetch11]

i laughed my ass off about people repeating themself. big pet peeve i hate repeating myself more than twice & i will do that shit if i get asked more than twice to repeat it hahaha

[destinydesilu94]

push 2 an 3 over n over lol :D

[pyronfamous]

yo that was so fucking funny man your awsome funny tihng is you remind me of me and my name is andrew thats fucked up

[wvboarder2005]

OMFG ok ppl who is he like-youtuber-acted like him- really skinny kid- made youtube videos for a long time-was on youtube live one year(the year when bo burnham was) but ppl were never sure whether it was an act or not. Seriously just like him(He's ^ funnier) but I cant remember what to look up to find him. But anyway your pretty funny man. lol

[sssSaramikeyzzz]

i like omnivores. i think they're funny! :D

[MetalHospital92]

5:15

FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TOLD ME

\m/ RATM \m/

[Ant15307]

@MetalHospital92 IKR I WOULDENT LISTEN 2 THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT!

[firecrackers761]

PLEASE SUSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL

[firecrackers761]

SCABBIES



[lewjdude]

Press 3 for weird deep voice song

LOL

[lewjdude]

@lewjdude WHOOPS Mean PRESS 4

[GreenSight201]

D: I almost chokerted

[bleedingblue000]

ah! "whats the deal with this pop life and when is it gonna fade out" ah! *N-sync

[killcube213]

Hey my parents are from Bangladesh

[bamababy4913]

Wokka wokka! THAT is my favorite pickup line! :)

[CharmCityAirsoft]

press 5 then 3 for his moves.

[k001guy777]

u and fluffie talks should do a 2 in 1 talk video 0.o

[gggrinz]

@k001guy777 That would be epic!

[totalwombatfan]

The thesaurus is my favorite dinosaur too! :D

[charlotteism21]

your soo cool

[Socialistsuccess]

What the fuck are scabies?

[97Trendkill]

@Socialistsuccess Your on a computer, google it.

[ManyAwsomeNoodles]

there are no ugly people. just pretty people and the people that arent them.

[bakersfieldmusicnow]

i finnally fiquired out my ex's name should have been ellie short for elevator cause ..come to find out ...all she liked to do is ride other people up and down all day...geeez...yeah

[bakersfieldmusicnow]

there are no 'ugly' people just some who are "faceually" challenged...thats all

i made that up and you can use it..lol

[ifthisisthelife]

I was not expecting to like this. subscribed!

[blackcrayons11]

My best friend and I think you're freaking brilliant, amazing, witty, clever, fantastic, and quite attractive ;)

love from Maine. USA. 

[specterseal999]

LMFAO!!! :D

[badassshadows12]

I think I've watched all your videos at least 8 times each... but I still somehow find all of them hilarious.

[Goldenfur12698]

Nice flex there.

[Mcglovin727]

I hate when you're trying to be seriuos about something and your friend says "thats waht she said" when you weren't trying to make a joke o_o

[britnye1]

this guy is frickin hilarious

[742617044427]

your videos make me so happy

...happy to hate everyone and everything except for unhealthy food :D

[jeffstarz]

what are they attached to?

[dkkris1]

i wonder what his suspeners are attatched to...

[FloViolet00]

@Harlisle I know!!! Same here. He is just hilarious!! I have laughed so hard today it's unreal:)

[minicyrie]

we pronounce Karatééé that way in french

[jerricatheelf]

NSYNC!



[RamLyfe]

Is hey gay ?

[Harlisle]

HOW DO YOU ONLY HAVE 8 000 VIEWS? I JUST DISCOVERED YOU AND I ALREADY LOVE YOU, YOUR FRICKIN HILARIOUS <3

[OFTheLight202]

haha biggie smalls reference

[bobwatters]

i hate when you dont hear what someone says so you say what then they say the same thing just quieter! UGH i didnt hear you why would you say it quieter!

[prozacpimpster]

I'm pretty much in love with you.. Marry me?? I don't see how It couldn't work out.. ;)

[NBgoodgirl]

@ 1:53, that's your jizz face. xD

[honey3575]

haha i like your poem! "the world if full of dumbshits" that is sooooo freaking true! lol

[ThePoison56]

You're just like me. I'm always cynical. :D

[TheWhatever7777]

omg .. everybody hatest racists but racists only hate a few people.. poor racists.. i laughed so hard !!!!! .....and that actually made sense

[ihave90days]

they some sexy suspenders ;) love your vidoes xxx

[mbledy]

bangladesh! ahahah



[Nondiagonlizable]

I also hate it when people expect you to know why they're upset. But what I REALLY hate is when people pronounce my last name wrong. Not when it sounds like they are genuinely trying, but when they add in "ehks" and "ooggs" and "grahs" just because it looks "foreign." And then even after you tell them the proper way to say it they continue to say it the other way...

Yeah, I get quite peeved when that happens.

[yourstrulyxo69]

You are so funny Andrew. You seem like one of the best people to hangout with.(: I'd love to meet you in real life.

[WonderlessAlice]

I hate it when I ask someone what they said cuz I wasn't listening and they say 'never mind ' ):

[XxXlauchaXxX]

"here is my impression of new born baby" LOL

[kittenmiesters]

This has got to be one of your best!! Soooo funny!!!!

[mandygracerox101]

im an omnivore

[TheHambrickChannel]

I've literally never commented on a YouTube video ever in my entire life. I am commenting because I think you are a hilarious undiscovered talent and deserve to have more views. I am not a YouTube expert, but I think sharing a name with a popular cartoon makes it nigh impossible for people to casually come across your videos via the search tool. I'm not sure if that actually makes any difference, but dammit man, you deserve the world! THE WORLD!!!

[paix219]

I've just started watching your videos & holy crap...im gonna have awesome abs in no time if I keep watching your videos :D

Anyways i love you & your suspenders & your Dirty Pop reference...loved that song :)

[SKIINGisLOVE]

ending was great!! by the way, my favorite insult is "dipshit," could you use it in your next video please?? (buck sent me) oh and also you are so funny and I wish I lived in Canada<33

[mandygracerox101]

buck sent me! congrats, your funny!

[wgrahamify]

hahahahaha oh my god i love you



[xxjuulxxx]

"where are al the good men hiding? they're ugly, thats where" lol

[EvelynVanderhoof]

You actually make me laugh sooo much

[princesspink1234]

LOL @ side effects may include chilling out to the max

[samyboy280]

didn't think you would even know Biggie lol

[truexbluexox]

U could make a sick beat by repeatedly pushing 5 on the keyboard bahah :)

[kevoslilmama]

@truexbluexox lmfao! that was so cool!

[katuastaink]

would go gay for this guy

[icecreamOWL]

poor racists :(

[buddiie14]

I Subcribedd to You A While Back &Were Still Nott Married :(

[my4trackmachine]

0:55 - 1:08 = the truest / best lines evar!!!!!

[snowman5443]

One of your best ones Broski!!!

[TheTuppy1]

Skeet Skeet Skeet

[TheTuppy1]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!­!

[my4trackmachine]

just keeps getting better and better. keep up the good work andy.

[TUCKERZONE]

lol hahahaha

[xTosseNxDx]

Haha, i totally <3 u Andy...:D U are so random...:D And that was the funniest baby imprecion ever...xD Maybe that's how are baby are gonna Look like...:i :D BTW nice vid' man! ;)

[KimblesxAndxBits]

Always making me laugh, Andy! Love you! :D

[nicoleisthenewblack]

your biggie impression actually sounded like cameron from ferris bueller :)

[kittiecatification]

loveitloveloveit



[hopelesslyxxhopefulx]

Oddly enough I had a pleasant conversation with a telemarketer yesterday. It so enjoyable in fact that she said she'll be calling me everyday for the rest of the month. Isn't that lovely? Hahaha....

Also! I saw a shirt that said "Disregarded females acquire currency." and it made me think of you b/c it seems like something you might say lol....

[Seleniterose91]

*pcha pcha*

[MoniKaTina01]

haha , You are, so awesome, I admire you. :)

[Mrfrancisfierce]

I can't get enough of your videos, please please never stop! :)

[JJ0TT641]

Your better than most stand up comedians on Comedy Central

[RachelJayx3]

It makes me angry when my conversations go like this...

Other Person: Hi! How are you!

Me: I'm good how are you?

Other Person:I'm doing well.

Screw you and your good grammar!! Its like a b*tch slap to the face.

[standupsp3ak0ut]

I love your videos. The world really is full of dumbsh*ts. I work in the pizza biz, I deal with those people every single day.

[CreativeZingTV]

do you respond to all your comments?

[andypandy311]

@CreativeZingTV I try to! It's easiest to do when people comment on my newest video because comments sometimes get lost on older ones & I never see them.

[CreativeZingTV]

@andypandy311 your amazing! :)

[TasteMyVideos]

Brilliant!

[andypandy311]

@TasteMyVideos Thanks so much for watching! :)

[lotrfan8]

You want to see weird hats? Visit the Philip Treacy website, or type it into Google Images. Seriously man, people buy this stuff?

[andypandy311]

@lotrfan8 haha Those are awesome! They're like sculptures for your head!

[WattsDanny]

@lotrfan8 Reminds me of Lady Gaga

[evmoneyTV]

I love your suspenders! I like holding onto them like reins..... that wasn't creepy....

[andypandy311]

@evmoneyTV LOL. I like wearing them. But they always hike my pants up a bit too high.

[HelloTwerp]

I bet you are a total blast to hang out with ! You always make me laugh!

[andypandy311]

@HelloTwerp haha Thanks! I like bringing a positive attitude to any social situation. I know I seem a little cynical in my vids. But in real life, I'm all about the positive. :)

I'm fun on a dance floor!

haha

[Kenneth0947]

@andypandy311 This might freak you out... but I think I'm your son O.o

[hertrix]

@andypandy311 well in that case i'll be more than happy to spam your email with youtube's mailing system telling you there is a million more comments on your videos!

[andypandy311]

@BooBooandSis haha TRUE! Hmmm. You make a good point.

[KarlaNotCarla]

hahahahah i kept on pressing 5 on my keyboard

[andypandy311]

@KarlaNotCarla pahahaha Amazing! That's crazy how that works.

[Alfons91]

Thumbs up if you recognize yourself in everything Andy says... Poor us... AND Andy!

[andypandy311]

@Alfons91 haha :) At least we're not alone.

[andypandy311]

@ElisesReview haha That's because I film it early in the week. But I don't have time to edit it until the weekend. :) I could stop posting them, to keep it a surprise. But I'm the type of guy to eat chocolate from a box before I give it to a girl, as a present, ya know?

[saywhat92]

Impression of a newborn baby... lol

[andypandy311]

@saywhat92 haha I actually had to Google 'newborn baby' for inspiration

[Flapjack1908]

I already love the weekend, thank you Andy for makin it even better.

[andypandy311]

@Flapjack1908 Thank YOU for watching my videos! :)

[ShakerTheBaker]

Sorry what? I didn't hear you the second time...

[andypandy311]

@ShakerTheBaker haha. In that case, the person usually loses it, completely.

[maplenorth]

you remind me of the guy with the Red Wings jersey in Ferris Bulers Day Off!

[andypandy311]

@maplenorth haha awesome. Someone else said that recently! haha I love that dude!

[Rajendrasinghlabana]

For the last 2 hours, I am trying to make the sound you made in the last 3 seconds, but unsuccessful. U HAVE REAL TALENTS DUDE ;)

[andypandy311]

@Rajendrasinghlabana haha. That's amazing. I don't know if I could ever repeat it. It was an off-the-cuff noise.

[Sketirl]

think you should do a personal shout out to me in your next video j/s

[andypandy311]

@Sketirl I made a promise that if I ever get to 20,000 subs, I'll do shout outs every month!

[Sketirl]

@andypandy311 if i could sub you 20,000 times, i would.

[CrazyFozzy]

Day = made :D x

[andypandy311]

@CrazyFozzy haha nice! Thanks so much for watching! :)

[SleepyAngel1225]

lol, poor racists

[andypandy311]

@SleepyAngel1225 haha :) Sometimes I fear people will think I'm serious. It's awesome to see people with good senses of humor. :)

[joannerryan]

sooo funny!!!!

[andypandy311]

@joannerryan Thanks Joanne. You rock!

[xxXtwilightaddictXx1]

haha lol

love u

ur f*ckin hilarious :D

[andypandy311]

@xxXtwilightaddictXx1 haha Thanks! I love you for loving me!

[KoolIsKeith]

LOL at everything. "...when I'm trying to be a gentleman and court a ho."

[andypandy311]

@KoolIsKeith haha Thanks Keith. You always catch the hidden jokes. :)

[larsbrian82]

The Terminator? What the fuck? Can someone explain that one for me? :)

[andypandy311]

@larsbrian82 haha. I was basically just saying that I watched the movie The Terminator. And mistook it for a documentary on cyber bullying - because it's a bunch of robots killing people.

haha I need to work on the wording of that joke for the stage.

:)

[sprea2]

Funny as always.

[andypandy311]

@sprea2 Thanks! I love making them. It's the most fun part of my week!

[lennertmets]

andy, about Karate, In my country they actually say Karaté .. No kidding.

[stephyrdrgz]

@lennertmets i think he was joking

[andypandy311]

@lennertmets haha awesome. In North America it's viewed as awkward if you use the correct accent. That's cool though. What country?

[lennertmets]

@andypandy311 Belgium ofcourse! hehe! The small land with the shitty gouvernment.. That's where I live in! :P

[OleVIEW]

love your videos, youre spot on like always!

[andypandy311]

@OleVIEW Thanks so much. I have so much fun making them. It's a nice opportunity to practice my stuff! :)

[SaraSchenstrom]

I'm guessing your suspenders are attached to your socks.

[andypandy311]

@SaraSchenstrom haha. That would be amazing.

[UshRough91]

hahaha .. i just love your videos :D

[andypandy311]

@UshRough91 Thanks so much! I love that people love them. I just started making them as practice for standup shows. And it's so cool that people actually watch them every week!

[theworldisnotmine]

Every Saturday Rap Attack!!!

[andypandy311]

@theworldisnotmine haha. I love uploading on weekends.  Everyone seems to be in such good spirits on Saturdays!

[robioz]

you are hilarious! hahah keep up the funny videos

[andypandy311]

@robioz Thanks so much! I love making comedy-based videos!  :)

[BuchwaldxD]

WHY DONT U GET MORE FKING VIEWS...sceet sceet sceet

[andypandy311]

@BuchwaldxD haha I'd love more views. But it's kinda nice where I'm at now. I can respond to every comment!

[quadadvance]

ANDY!!! you get better with the longer videos, make them as long as you can, you did really really good. your sir are epic. KEEP IT UP

[andypandy311]

@quadadvance Thanks so much! I love making them! I plan on doing it every week for a year, then maybe applying for some writing jobs with the videos. :)

[lauraaXo935]

your eyes are staring into my soulll o.O

[andypandy311]

@lauraaXo935 haha Nice. :)

[MeaganHarman]

omg my newborn baby looked just like that O_O so anyway who are your comedic influences? #andypandy311

[andypandy311]

@MeaganHarman haha awesome! :) I'll answer your question in the Q&A vid this week :)

[fxxkinbitxx]

BOOTAY-ism = BEST RELIGIOUS EVER!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[andypandy311]

@fxxkinbitxx haha. In Buddhism they often reference 'finding the middle way'. I suppose the booty is mid way down the body. So Buddhism and BOOTAY-ism have a lot of similarities. ;)

[fxxkinbitxx]

@andypandy311 omg thats so true~ i didnt notice it until u mention~

awesome baby impression btw~ totally love ur videos~ keep it up~ ;D

[David20931]

girl your name must be la desh LOL

[andypandy311]

@David20931 haha I'm going to use that line for real, some day!

[thehumanbirdie]

I just subscribed because of this video xD

[andypandy311]

@thehumanbirdie NICE! Thanks so much for subbing! I sincerely appreciate it!

[dftbaful]

i totally saw the dirty pop thing coming :) i kind of still love that song...

[andypandy311]

@dftbaful haha You rock for watching my vids, Sarah. I love N'Sync. "Something Like You" is the best song ever. It has such cheesy harmonica parts in it.

[dftbaful]

@andypandy311 haha love the song digital get down...because as a child it is a fun song about long distance friends...and as an adult it is about skype sex :p

[hertrix]

lol andy you make my day whenever i see a video in my sub box.

[andypandy311]

@hertrix Nice! My day is made eveytime YouTube sends me an e-mail saying there's a new comment!

[shelaughs]

Hey Mister Andy. I am always excited to see your vids in my subscription que! I'm pretty tough to make LOL, but you manage to accomplish it on a regular basis. I like your funny observances, but specifically, you have some pretty amazing comedic timing. You rock. Thanks for making my day.