So I'm lost. Is Sarah Palin represented by Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris? And who ended up winning? I don't get it.
Also, Doct"e"r Muffin, you really should get to know spell check before you embarrass yourself or your "hero" Sarah Palin anymore than you already have.
Btw. In case you hadn't heard... She lost. Yeah. She's back in Alaska now so she can guard us from those scary Russian fishermen.
Doctermuffin won because whereas I attempted to outline why Governor Palin is less than qualified at her own job, much less V.P., Doctermuffin made the above video as a reply, in essence to show me the error of my ways. I concede because it confused me -- and confusion, as anyone familiar with Robert's Rules of Order knows, is always the trump card;this is why W won twice. As for the video, I believe Norris wins because he's still alive. Is that right, Doctermuffin?
Absolutely! I concede. You are obviously my superior. Your use of a nuanced rhetorical strategy and careful analysis of Palin versus the Jew-run media is all but clearly manifest (and doing so through the guise of a kung fu movie was, I must admit, stunning). I bow my head in shame and leave with my intellectual tail between my legs.
lick a camel's ass lick a moose's dick suck my doggie's cock suck a honey badger's ass suck a racehorse's booty-hole suck a snow leaopard's ass suck a costapenago's dick suck my doberman pincher's cock suck a cliffsprenger's dick suck a llama's balls suck a jackass's dick suck a buffalo's ass fucking jerk!
wow i have herd this song over a hundred times and i still laugh my fuking ass off it dosent make sense i played it to my gf in her car and she just got all pissed off for no reason haha but good vid
Thanks for shaving 10 years off my lifespan, asshole >.>
MGrim88 6 months ago
@SirPwnsalotz No Way Jose Not even if you paid me! I prefer women thank you very much!
thehoosierfortheUK 7 months ago
@SirPwnsalotz No Thanks! XP
thehoosierfortheUK 7 months ago
Is it just me, or does this music actually make this 10x more epic?
myochi 8 months ago
Those lyrics are beyond disgusting; they're socially, morally, and ultimately, musically unacceptable
thehoosierfortheUK 8 months ago
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@thehoosierfortheUK suck my dog's dick
SirPwnsalotz 8 months ago
@thehoosierfortheUK shut up about lyrics if we like it and you don't the don't watch plus stop being a A hole
supergameoholic 7 months ago
@thehoosierfortheUK I agree with you. Don't listen to supergameoholic. The music is absolutely repulsive.
Volvicasaurusalan 1 month ago
Dude, watch your language my mom is in the kitchen.
mrgoukimaster 8 months ago
Wesely Willis FTW!!!
ibjtslagle 9 months ago
I want this song played at my dog's funeral.
WMackbd 10 months ago
Why didn't the universe combust into flames when this fight occured?
beardwood2k8 1 year ago
@beardwood2k8 because the song lowered the epicness JUST enough fr that event not to happen
joshofsouls1993 10 months ago
FAIL..... this is not chuck norris.. he has no beard that inhabits a tribe of Amazonian natives
TheFrigginAwesome 1 year ago
constipated goat's dick ROFL
breynolds1337 1 year ago
It's actually really fitting.
Sly2Boy1 1 year ago
Pootie hole?
Really?
TLRtheory 1 year ago
This is exactly what the apocalypse will look like.
Adam19822000 1 year ago
The part about snow leopards and dogs almost makes me think he's criticizing furries
bigdaddydean1234 1 year ago
I thought this video featured unfitting music.
SteffeBNL 2 years ago 4
@SteffeBNL Maybe it's the message of the song :P.
RockXStarEvan 2 years ago
and that my friend was the point! lol
dirtyjew1974 2 years ago
was that suck a constipated goat's dick he said? just curious.. i want to know the correct lyrics
malbolgiah 2 years ago 11
Haha, I don't know, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was.
http69ing 2 years ago 2
Yeah.. he did say that. Funny shit.
CenturyGamer 2 years ago 3
Suck my dog's dick... some people ^ need to learn to read the descriptions before asking questions..
ATimmeh33 2 years ago
@ATimmeh33
lulz for
1. replying to a comment that's nearly a year old.
2. not fully reading the comment, assuming he asked what the song was, when he was really asking what he said in the song.
Frostbite249 2 years ago
this music makes the fight scene more epic!! lol
dirtyjew1974 2 years ago 7
Wtf lol... 5/5 for amazingness.
RaverGuy2009 2 years ago 8
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bad music
machros22 2 years ago
oooh you mean bad ass right?
ThatBrownFella 2 years ago 12
I want this song played at my funeral
Westley Willis FTW
JonCore11 3 years ago 47
Thing is, this music fits, rofl
MrFlylice 3 years ago 12
Dude Im telling you now, this is the best video ever created.
Snaggl3 3 years ago 31
1:31 - "Hey guys, you don't have to fight over who gets to pet me first, I just want some food."
ryangfilm 3 years ago 3
lol, suck my dogs dick, that was some funny shit!
LichKingIsBack 3 years ago 4
lol
fatness66 3 years ago
nice job... where can i download this video? the music i could live without. i mean, its no suck a cheeta's dick but hey, what can you do?
fucahill 3 years ago 2
lol this was used in a vent harassment video.
rotate1991 3 years ago
Hilarious!
DarthRevan317 3 years ago
So who ended up sucking whose dog's dick?
Aurasword90 3 years ago
You sucked your mom's dick.
electrobussterr 3 years ago
suck a llama's balls....suck a jackasses dick
halosinfire 3 years ago
So I'm lost. Is Sarah Palin represented by Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris? And who ended up winning? I don't get it.
Also, Doct"e"r Muffin, you really should get to know spell check before you embarrass yourself or your "hero" Sarah Palin anymore than you already have.
Btw. In case you hadn't heard... She lost. Yeah. She's back in Alaska now so she can guard us from those scary Russian fishermen.
erical3londe 3 years ago
Doctermuffin won because whereas I attempted to outline why Governor Palin is less than qualified at her own job, much less V.P., Doctermuffin made the above video as a reply, in essence to show me the error of my ways. I concede because it confused me -- and confusion, as anyone familiar with Robert's Rules of Order knows, is always the trump card;this is why W won twice. As for the video, I believe Norris wins because he's still alive. Is that right, Doctermuffin?
Rassevi7 3 years ago
yes
doctermuffin 3 years ago
Your laconic response speaks volumes.
Rassevi7 3 years ago
i no rite xD
doctermuffin 3 years ago
suck my dog dick rassevi7 im number 1 baby :D 4-0
doctermuffin 3 years ago
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doctermuffin 3 years ago
did not make it i needed away to convince you to go to this video for laugh's O.o because i love ya so much it's my hamburger now :D
doctermuffin 3 years ago
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doctermuffin 3 years ago
this prove it Rassevi7 i win pwnd
doctermuffin 3 years ago
Absolutely! I concede. You are obviously my superior. Your use of a nuanced rhetorical strategy and careful analysis of Palin versus the Jew-run media is all but clearly manifest (and doing so through the guise of a kung fu movie was, I must admit, stunning). I bow my head in shame and leave with my intellectual tail between my legs.
Rassevi7 3 years ago
you lose but it's ok
doctermuffin 3 years ago
By the way, what's you doggie's name? I don't want to presume too much on the first date.
Rassevi7 3 years ago
it's name is doctermuffin wins
doctermuffin 3 years ago
LOL suck a honey badgers ass thats so funny
prodigypops 3 years ago
LMAO!! yeah ahahahha its like WTF?!
BlackVen0m 3 years ago
Wesley Willis was an underrated musical artist, Cut That Mullett is by far the funniest song ever. RIP Wesley!!!
sinatrachairman 3 years ago
1:24, yarn ball action.
wolfgar45 3 years ago
ZamaneeJinn 3 years ago 10
OMG LOL HAHAHAHA suck my dogs DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
EvilKorbinDallas 3 years ago 2
LMFAO
zakutei 3 years ago
love this shit
bombarie18 3 years ago
chuck norris jokes are the bread and butter of the inbred mongoloid tranny
FunkyLobstah 3 years ago 2
you are
1000010002 3 years ago
pretty funny
Slance1Himself 3 years ago
XDDDDD
activatedwaffle 3 years ago
SUCK MY DOG'S DIIIICK!
kingnic17 3 years ago
Chuck Norris' dick is so large, when he had a wet dream, he struck oil.
Jesus walks on water. Chuck Norris walks on Jesus.
Just jokes that you can find in the Barrens on WoW! :)
BlankShadowz 3 years ago
too bad they're shit.
TheKoosalagoopagoop 3 years ago 6
your shit
1000010002 3 years ago
"your"
TheKoosalagoopagoop 3 years ago 3
wow i have herd this song over a hundred times and i still laugh my fuking ass off it dosent make sense i played it to my gf in her car and she just got all pissed off for no reason haha but good vid
travgpeters 3 years ago
my uncle played this song as loud as he could when i was at my grandma's and we were all eating breakfast lol
w00terz2 3 years ago 5
very pimp
drunkfux1 3 years ago
lol
browneyedgodes 3 years ago
hahaha. this is incredibly uncomfortable and humorous at the same time
one2345shutup 3 years ago
This video is bloody fantastic! Those five minutes were well spent ;)
MalevolentLyricist 3 years ago
chuck norris , bruce lee and doggy dick sucking , doesnt get any awesomer then that.
faceheadman 3 years ago 3
Bruce: "Suck my dog's dick!"
Chuck: "No."
*Bruce kills chuck*
amig90 3 years ago 4
GO BRUCE LEEE!!!!!
JoyceyJC 3 years ago
wat does having to suk a dogs dick have anything to do with intense kung-fu fighting :D
lukitsalvin 3 years ago 2
everything lol
bradwilk 3 years ago
:DDDDDDDD!
slimshadysback 3 years ago
Epic!
mattwilson187 3 years ago
i love the begining, the sound makes saw this like a game of Nintendo.
allkike 3 years ago
i love this song its so much better than trooper by black massacre
gaygehotty 3 years ago
thats actually pretty fitting music >.>
but it was still awesome
ZoloGenesis 3 years ago 2
I'm not sure if I should be amazed or horrified. I'll leave it at that.
shorttempered69 3 years ago
ur not the only one....
emoasianboy 3 years ago
thats wut i said to ur dog in bed
emoasianboy 3 years ago 2
This song is so fucking awesome! RIP Wesley Willis...
Ncjpr1993 3 years ago
everyone thinks chuck norris is a god
but in real life he's a hoe who kicks his assed kicked by chinese pepes
azndarkflame 3 years ago
yeah but he's white, so that makes him a god!
hiebsch21 3 years ago
dog dick
TaYLOR182MEST 3 years ago 5
Suck my dogs dick
ownagedotnet 3 years ago 4
such action would be uncomfortable for both your dog and i
emoasianboy 3 years ago
this rocks!!!
Dullbedsitblogger 3 years ago 4
lol
hello924 3 years ago 3
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It's obvious that this "rapper" did not do
so well in English class
cinemaphiliac 3 years ago
He was a paranoid schizophrenic.
itachi705 3 years ago 5
I wouldn't categorize Willis as a rapper... I actually don't know how to categorize him...
livardo 3 years ago 8
Poet
slyster12 3 years ago
dog dick
coolcat33333 4 years ago
ballz dog
coolcat33333 4 years ago
suckee fucken buffalo's arse jerk brilliant
xXFortyTillFiveXx 4 years ago
chuck norris sucks that guys dick and bruce kickes his ass
zagery5 4 years ago
You didnt even show the end where Bruce breaks his arm and leg and then chokes him to death/snaps his neck...
gg Chuck..I mean "Colt"...Bruce covered him up with his Gi and Belt...lolz pwnt
orlyrabbit 4 years ago 2
Wow, you didnt even show the end
orlyrabbit 4 years ago
I had to cut the video to fit with the song.
itachi705 4 years ago
lol whatever, at least Wesley Willis owns.
orlyrabbit 4 years ago
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Sorry but, the song sucks...lol
lovelynee1 4 years ago
THE SONG IS AWESOME.
TaYLOR182MEST 4 years ago
You and a few others may like the song but, a few others don't like the song...lol
lovelynee1 4 years ago
Dog dick
coolcat33333 4 years ago
You guys should know that guy is not Chuck Norris.
Xardalar 4 years ago
Actually, yes it is.
itachi705 4 years ago
Xardalar, you fail for saying that's not Chuck Norris. You may now throw yourself off a cliff.
OmegaXMK2 4 years ago
Epic win.
NilfaAlphaOmega 4 years ago
hhha nice lmao wats the name of the music
xh4x0rx 4 years ago
lol read the description pal he says it in there :P
Solidus2221 4 years ago
wtf and chuck norris sucks balls compared to bruce lee
Lifeiscrazy55 4 years ago
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
muskaman33 4 years ago
You owe me your eternal soul because I died laughing.
neolink458 4 years ago 2
the beat of "Suck My Dog's Dick" rocks :P
great video 5 stars :P
V3rbat1m 4 years ago 3
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LOL.
Black people suck.
GermanicPanic 4 years ago
GermanicPanic YOU SUCK...LOL!
lovelynee1 4 years ago
i laughed for a while over this this is amazing
sonicx51 4 years ago
ROFLMAO
ckwasi2006 4 years ago 3
you noob... stupid noob... lollololololol!!!
urton64 4 years ago
u shudnt call people tupid or noob, u shud respect wat they did, whether u like it or not, u shud apologize
badassboy99 4 years ago 2
One of the best unfitting music pieces. Bravo!
Dysfunctional126 4 years ago 2
Ha ha wesley willis rules
JonCore11 4 years ago
WTF
oxidide2 4 years ago
if bruce lee spoke english properly, this is what he'd be saying to chuck during this battle
flyskyairflair 4 years ago
He could speak English fairly well, actually. Check out an interview with him on Youtube.
itachi705 4 years ago
lol i was just kidding
flyskyairflair 4 years ago
Oh, lol.
itachi705 4 years ago
Suck my dog's dick!
hanuri12 4 years ago 2
respond this to the main video...
RetardedAnimeParodyX 4 years ago
A swell idea!
itachi705 4 years ago
Ok, thx
Sry, my mother-language is german xD
NICOLAY999 4 years ago
Wie heisst dieser Song? How is the name of this song?
NICOLAY999 4 years ago
Wesley Willis - "Suck My Dog's Dick"
Just a little English tip: You should have said 'What' is the name of this song.
itachi705 4 years ago
your a fucking disapointment chuck norris would die in a fight against bruce o.0
mrchickenman 4 years ago 2
BEST
VIDEO
EVER
nameless1093 4 years ago
i love the kitty lol
kenneth58525 4 years ago
And we now know that there is only another fist under chuck norris' chest hair....
sacregreen 4 years ago
bruce lee wroks
davegrohlissick 4 years ago
Not a good mix. use that music on something else and remake this with some cool music that fits this classic. Just my 2 cents.
kenVHYT 4 years ago
funny music but it doesnt fit an epic battle
qbprince23 4 years ago
'Tis the point.
itachi705 4 years ago
mike tyson vs bruce lee?
tghetto5 4 years ago
omg it is a good song but why the choice of music?
Dreadpiraterobbers 4 years ago
Because it's unfitting, or it's supposed to be anyway.
itachi705 4 years ago
and bruce lee would kill him
likr0me 4 years ago
wtf kind of music suck my dogs dick
likr0me 4 years ago
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!! nobody can beat bruce lee
zagery5 4 years ago
lol the music sucked :P
Derlino1 4 years ago
this is a travesty and awesome all at the same time. Im not sure if I should kill you or hug you.
decepticon37 4 years ago 3
This masterpiece is awesome on so many levels.
phlegmuffin 4 years ago 2
I Love This SOng You Rock lol
Red9670 4 years ago
I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!!
jei13 4 years ago
whoops
disregard that last comment.
Thats what I was listening to
XD
Chaz1727 4 years ago
Song- Burn In Hell By Dimmu Borgir
Very nice choice
Chaz1727 4 years ago
Chuck norri sucks big balls
dishbowlspoon 4 years ago
bruce lee is wooping chuck norris's ugly ass
85639 4 years ago 2
chuck norris sucks dick
pqaws 4 years ago
too bad bruce lee could kick Chuck Norris' ass by only punching him like once
sweatt5715 4 years ago
yeah chuck norris sucks dick
pqaws 4 years ago
he needs to show when chuck norris got his arm broken, his leg broken and then Bruce Lee did the finishing move and broke his neck
now thats how you punt a cunt
sweatt5715 4 years ago
that is the stupidist song ive ever heard
EyeMason 4 years ago 2
fuck off that's the greatest song the world has ever known
brooksieb1988 4 years ago 2