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  • Thanks for shaving 10 years off my lifespan, asshole >.>

  • @SirPwnsalotz No Way Jose Not even if you paid me! I prefer women thank you very much!

  • @SirPwnsalotz No Thanks! XP

  • Is it just me, or does this music actually make this 10x more epic?

  • Those lyrics are beyond disgusting; they're socially, morally, and ultimately, musically unacceptable

  • @thehoosierfortheUK shut up about lyrics if we like it and you don't the don't watch plus stop being a A hole

  • @thehoosierfortheUK I agree with you. Don't listen to supergameoholic. The music is absolutely repulsive.

  • Dude, watch your language my mom is in the kitchen.

  • Wesely Willis FTW!!!

  • I want this song played at my dog's funeral.

  • Why didn't the universe combust into flames when this fight occured?

  • @beardwood2k8 because the song lowered the epicness JUST enough fr that event not to happen

  • FAIL..... this is not chuck norris.. he has no beard that inhabits a tribe of Amazonian natives

  • constipated goat's dick ROFL

  • It's actually really fitting.

  • Pootie hole?

    Really?

  • This is exactly what the apocalypse will look like.

  • The part about snow leopards and dogs almost makes me think he's criticizing furries

  • I thought this video featured unfitting music.

  • @SteffeBNL Maybe it's the message of the song :P.

  • and that my friend was the point! lol

  • was that suck a constipated goat's dick he said? just curious.. i want to know the correct lyrics

  • Haha, I don't know, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was.

  • Yeah.. he did say that. Funny shit.

  • Suck my dog's dick... some people ^ need to learn to read the descriptions before asking questions..

  • @ATimmeh33

    lulz for

    1. replying to a comment that's nearly a year old.

    2. not fully reading the comment, assuming he asked what the song was, when he was really asking what he said in the song.

  • this music makes the fight scene more epic!! lol

  • Wtf lol... 5/5 for amazingness.

  • oooh you mean bad ass right?

  • I want this song played at my funeral

    Westley Willis FTW

  • Thing is, this music fits, rofl

  • Dude Im telling you now, this is the best video ever created.

  • 1:31 - "Hey guys, you don't have to fight over who gets to pet me first, I just want some food."

  • lol, suck my dogs dick, that was some funny shit!

  • lol

  • nice job... where can i download this video? the music i could live without. i mean, its no suck a cheeta's dick but hey, what can you do?

  • lol this was used in a vent harassment video.

  • Hilarious!

  • So who ended up sucking whose dog's dick?

  • You sucked your mom's dick.

  • suck a llama's balls....suck a jackasses dick

  • So I'm lost. Is Sarah Palin represented by Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris? And who ended up winning? I don't get it.

    Also, Doct"e"r Muffin, you really should get to know spell check before you embarrass yourself or your "hero" Sarah Palin anymore than you already have.

    Btw. In case you hadn't heard... She lost. Yeah. She's back in Alaska now so she can guard us from those scary Russian fishermen.

  • Doctermuffin won because whereas I attempted to outline why Governor Palin is less than qualified at her own job, much less V.P., Doctermuffin made the above video as a reply, in essence to show me the error of my ways. I concede because it confused me -- and confusion, as anyone familiar with Robert's Rules of Order knows, is always the trump card;this is why W won twice. As for the video, I believe Norris wins because he's still alive. Is that right, Doctermuffin?

  • yes

  • Your laconic response speaks volumes.

  • i no rite xD

  • suck my dog dick rassevi7 im number 1 baby :D 4-0

  • did not make it i needed away to convince you to go to this video for laugh's O.o because i love ya so much it's my hamburger now :D

  • ^_____________________________­__________^

  • this  prove it Rassevi7 i win pwnd

  • Absolutely! I concede. You are obviously my superior. Your use of a nuanced rhetorical strategy and careful analysis of Palin versus the Jew-run media is all but clearly manifest (and doing so through the guise of a kung fu movie was, I must admit, stunning). I bow my head in shame and leave with my intellectual tail between my legs.

  • you lose but it's ok

  • By the way, what's you doggie's name? I don't want to presume too much on the first date.

  • it's name is doctermuffin wins

  • LOL suck a honey badgers ass thats so funny

  • LMAO!! yeah ahahahha its like WTF?!

  • Wesley Willis was an underrated musical artist, Cut That Mullett is by far the funniest song ever. RIP Wesley!!!

  • 1:24, yarn ball action.

  • lick a camel's ass lick a moose's dick suck my doggie's cock suck a honey badger's ass suck a racehorse's booty-hole suck a snow leaopard's ass suck a costapenago's dick suck my doberman pincher's cock suck a cliffsprenger's dick suck a llama's balls suck a jackass's dick suck a buffalo's ass fucking jerk!
  • OMG LOL HAHAHAHA suck my dogs DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIICK

  • LMFAO

  • love this shit

  • chuck norris jokes are the bread and butter of the inbred mongoloid tranny

  • you are

  • pretty funny

  • XDDDDD

  • SUCK MY DOG'S DIIIICK!

  • Chuck Norris' dick is so large, when he had a wet dream, he struck oil.

    Jesus walks on water. Chuck Norris walks on Jesus.

    Just jokes that you can find in the Barrens on WoW! :)

  • too bad they're shit.

  • your shit

  • "your"

  • wow i have herd this song over a hundred times and i still laugh my fuking ass off it dosent make sense i played it to my gf in her car and she just got all pissed off for no reason haha but good vid

  • my uncle played this song as loud as he could when i was at my grandma's and we were all eating breakfast lol

  • very pimp

  • lol

  • hahaha. this is incredibly uncomfortable and humorous at the same time

  • This video is bloody fantastic! Those five minutes were well spent ;)

  • chuck norris , bruce lee and doggy dick sucking , doesnt get any awesomer then that.

  • Bruce: "Suck my dog's dick!"

    Chuck: "No."

    *Bruce kills chuck*

  • GO BRUCE LEEE!!!!!

  • wat does having to suk a dogs dick have anything to do with intense kung-fu fighting :D

  • everything lol

  • :DDDDDDDD!

  • Epic!

  • i love the begining, the sound makes saw this like a game of Nintendo.

  • i love this song its so much better than trooper by black massacre

  • thats actually pretty fitting music >.>

    but it was still awesome

  • I'm not sure if I should be amazed or horrified. I'll leave it at that.

  • ur not the only one....

  • thats wut i said to ur dog in bed

  • This song is so fucking awesome! RIP Wesley Willis...

  • everyone thinks chuck norris is a god

    but in real life he's a hoe who kicks his assed kicked by chinese pepes

  • yeah but he's white, so that makes him a god!

  • dog dick

  • Suck my dogs dick

  • such action would be uncomfortable for both your dog and i

  • this rocks!!!

  • lol

  • He was a paranoid schizophrenic.

  • I wouldn't categorize Willis as a rapper... I actually don't know how to categorize him...

  • Poet

  • dog dick

  • ballz dog

  • suckee fucken buffalo's arse jerk brilliant

  • chuck norris sucks that guys dick and bruce kickes his ass

  • You didnt even show the end where Bruce breaks his arm and leg and then chokes him to death/snaps his neck...

    gg Chuck..I mean "Colt"...Bruce covered him up with his Gi and Belt...lolz pwnt

  • Wow, you didnt even show the end

  • I had to cut the video to fit with the song.

  • lol whatever, at least Wesley Willis owns.

  • THE SONG IS AWESOME.

  • You and a few others may like the song but, a few others don't like the song...lol

  • Dog dick

  • You guys should know that guy is not Chuck Norris.

  • Actually, yes it is.

  • Xardalar, you fail for saying that's not Chuck Norris. You may now throw yourself off a cliff.

  • Epic win.

  • hhha nice lmao wats the name of the music

  • lol read the description pal he says it in there :P

  • wtf and chuck norris sucks balls compared to bruce lee

  • ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

  • You owe me your eternal soul because I died laughing.

  • the beat of "Suck My Dog's Dick" rocks :P

    great video 5 stars :P

  • GermanicPanic  YOU SUCK...LOL!

  • i laughed for a while over this this is amazing

  • ROFLMAO

  • you noob... stupid noob... lollololololol!!!

  • u shudnt call people tupid or noob, u shud respect wat they did, whether u like it or not, u shud apologize

  • One of the best unfitting music pieces. Bravo!

  • Ha ha wesley willis rules

  • WTF

  • if bruce lee spoke english properly, this is what he'd be saying to chuck during this battle

  • He could speak English fairly well, actually. Check out an interview with him on Youtube.

  • lol i was just kidding

  • Oh, lol.

  • Suck my dog's dick!

  • respond this to the main video...

  • A swell idea!

  • Ok, thx

    Sry, my mother-language is german xD

  • Wie heisst dieser Song? How is the name of this song?

  • Wesley Willis - "Suck My Dog's Dick"

    Just a little English tip: You should have said 'What' is the name of this song.

  • your a fucking disapointment chuck norris would die in a fight against bruce o.0

  • BEST

    VIDEO

    EVER

  • i love the kitty lol

  • And we now know that there is only another fist under chuck norris' chest hair....

  • bruce lee wroks

  • Not a good mix. use that music on something else and remake this with some cool music that fits this classic. Just my 2 cents.

  • funny music but it doesnt fit an epic battle

  • 'Tis the point.

  • mike tyson vs bruce lee?

  • omg it is a good song but why the choice of music?

  • Because it's unfitting, or it's supposed to be anyway.

  • and bruce lee would kill him

  • wtf kind of music suck my dogs dick

  • WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!! nobody can beat bruce lee

  • lol the music sucked :P

  • this is a travesty and awesome all at the same time. Im not sure if I should kill you or hug you.

  • This masterpiece is awesome on so many levels.

  • I Love This SOng You Rock lol

  • I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!!

  • whoops

    disregard that last comment.

    Thats what I was listening to

    XD

  • Song- Burn In Hell By Dimmu Borgir

    Very nice choice

  • Chuck norri sucks big balls

  • bruce lee is wooping chuck norris's ugly ass

  • chuck norris sucks dick

  • too bad bruce lee could kick Chuck Norris' ass by only punching him like once

  • yeah chuck norris sucks dick

  • he needs to show when chuck norris got his arm broken, his leg broken and then Bruce Lee did the finishing move and broke his neck

    now thats how you punt a cunt

  • that is the stupidist song ive ever heard

  • fuck off that's the greatest song the world has ever known