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  • That was funny. Haha

  • Such a stupid video. Maybe these students were jobless so they made a stupid video. Better luck next time.

  • Sick my duck acpatel. Crap.

  • #4 GAY

  • ALL DAT FORIEGN EDUCATION AND DIS IS WAT THEY COME UP WID.. DAYUMM.. PAPA WUD NEED TO GET HIS MONEY BACK LOLS..

  • 1:47

    What kind of Indian guy would randomly give his card to a friend? XD

  • nothing in pan "I love home made cooking" LOL

  • hahaha 3:46 "the guy's fall" ....and the next minute "the slap" :D

  • Indian girls hate indian men ask any 1 of;em?

  • @123mrtarzan Disagree :P

  • acting aside.. this was pretty funny

  • This shit sux. Keep Indian and non Indian bitches in check. That's the only rule you need to follow as a man.

  • LOL that's like saying don't be indian around an indian girl !

  • I enjoyed this. Awesome job

  • I am Mescalero Apache and seen the title dating an Indian girls but wow beautiful women. and funny video good job.

  • Idea is great, actors are horrible...

  • sorry to say but man fuddu actors...:P

  • hahaha good job! lolz

  • This video was so funny

  • Good stuff. Great JOB

  • HOW CAN SHE SLAP? hahahaha

  • I'm coming to UB just so I can fuck a girl from every continent.. except Antarctica obviously.

  • lol cute.

  • lol at #5

    You're supposed to tuck in those kind of shirts. Only the wannabe thugs don't.

  • some of this is true for desi girls too. why is desi male bashing so accepted but if someone says one lil thing about the cooky desi girls, everyone is up in arms. ya dont smell curry, have your hair done, get waxed, quit acting so nerdy, quit acting like a lesbian feminist butch, quit bitching about desi guys constantly, and most of all, quit acting soo greedy like a gold digger in 3rd world poverty. you have your own money, go spend that. quit acting stuck up and actually talk to desi guys.

  • Bhangra moves? Wtf? Not every Indian is freaking Punjabi. Most people in my family aren't even aware of what Bhangra is.

  • @Dzongka but Punjabi's are the only Indians that matter =)

  • @dakulol Oh, and if that were the case, I suggest you form your own Punjabi country, but of course, since India doesn't matter, go ahead and create your Punju homeland in Canada. I'm sure they'll allow you some swathes of boreal forest up North; lots of room for your crazy Bhangra moves.

  • @Dzongka In fact I do not hate Hindu's. Its only when people insult my faith that I will retaliate. I know many Hindu's that are Punjabi. I <3 Hindu's. We get along fine. It's people like you that cause so much divide in the country. If you don't like Bhangra, don't do it. Only 40% of my Uni's bhangra team is Punjabi. Many are gujju, bangali and theres a tamil girl. I'm not a fan of that stick dance some Indians do, but I don't say "I fukn hate it, gtfo of India"

  • @Dzongka hey, dont be hating on punjabi's

    btw: punjabi's are the ONLY indians that can dance

    the southerners act like godesses and connect fingers to gether and move them around

    and the wierd gujrati people bang eachother with sticks!

  • the punch so fake

  • Every fob has an innate affinity for #7. SO DUMB! haha

  • Dont Even give her a Curry.

  • @squishyc9 What the hell is "a curry"?

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  • Worst video ever! Typical Indians!

  • Rubbish..lol

  • Cute but most of these rules apply to all types of CyberDating. I just found this by searching google for "Indian CyberDating" ... not what I was looking for :(

  • 1 rule to date a desi man know how to cook:)

  • ahah you lot are funaii

  • this is a really kool video amateur most definetly but wicked and safe i laughed all the way through

  • Main rule for dating a indian girl, HAVE BIG DICKKK..heheheh most indians and asians are not capable of making their women screeaaammm like crazy in bed. BUT they are good at computer science. hehehe

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  • @patriottomahawk ad men with tiny dicks are lonely or need money

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  • crap

  • @mynahification Your name is so retarded I spelled it wrong.

  • @myanafication Fuck you. Stop blowing shit out of your mouth. If you have nothing good to say, don't say it. Asshole.

  • patels are gujrati indian is know more in next gen

  • damn that's a fuckable ass

  • rules #1 to #10 to date Indian:

    keep the bitch in check

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  • you american born indians are the biggest faggots in the world...

  • acting is retarded but the music is sick...real talk

  • #6 is definitely true!! dont smell like curry!!!

  • Wow... I think most of these rules apply to any woman.

  • Gawd who's the douchebag who wrote the comment below? Gawd what an ass.

  • Its always the turban wearing sikhs that make these sort of videos. I dont know why the turban head sikhs are so proud to be indian cause they make me cringe, they an an embarassment to india. they have this diarrhoea punjabi language and they dance like a a dog urinating with arms bouncing up n down at the same time

  • @mynahification Are you really that dumb or just pretending?

  • @mynahification lol @ sikhs are an embarasment to India. Stop drinking cow piss you fukn hindu slum dog

  • @dakulol Wow, wtf is wrong with you? Wtf have Hindus done to you? Also, to be honest, I find most Punjabis extremely arrogant. It's as if all of them inherently are born with a stick up their ass, trying to show that they're superior or something. Sikhs are fine, it's just stupid nationalistic Punjabis like yourself who are an embarrassment to not only India, but the idea of unity, and humanity as a whole.

    I suggest you perhaps shave from time to time. You might look a little less barbaric.

  • @Dzongka lol @ the Canada joke. Good one. If Punjabi's were to leave India. You fukn cousin marrying inbred cunts would run the country into the ground. Fact remains many of India's martyr's were Ounjabi. The founder of India was Punjabi. The majority of Bollywood is either Punjabi or is mixed with Punjabi's. Punjabi's are very active in politics. All this from 5% of the population. Why do you hate? We're bringing you monkeys out of the stone age.

  • @dakulol Eh? Most of India's great civilizations have been centered outside of Punjab. Most of the great scientists (like C.V. Raman, and Venkataraman Ramakrishnan) from India aren't Punjabi. In fact, all of the Nobel Laureates from India have been non-Punjabis. I dgaf about Bollywood. (Continued)...

  • @dakulol The founder of India? There is no single founder of India. The best state in India currently is Kerala. Punjab is experiencing economic stagnation. Seeing as you're so arrogant, (and for no reason at that), I say fuck off. Currently, the best states in India are the four Southern states, in terms of literacy, agricultural efficiency, globalization, and industrialization. It's funny you would refer to us as being of the Stone Age, when it is your people who look like fucking cavemen.

  • @Dzongka South India and Gujarat are the places that are keeping India up. Punjab is great - thanks for your agricultural output. Apart from that...meh.

  • @Dzongka sure, whatever . ..some ppl get jelous over what they dont have

    LIKE DANCING ABILITIES

    and music: pujabis have imran khan and honey singh, and wht do southerners have? kolaveri di? some song that is only popular b/c its sooo bad

  • @pmahay15 I don't give a fuck about Kolaveri Di. Bhangra sounds very apish - it lacks class and sophistication like Bharatanatyam, which is revered for its grace and difficulty.

  • @Dzongka yeah, whatever

    im pretty sure most indians will agree with me when i say that any music is good as long asyou can dance to it

  • @pmahay15 Some people become envious of what they don't have...

    Like intelligence. Silly Punju, what great brains has your region produced in science and math?

  • @pmahay15 Here's a wiki page on Indian scientists:

    /wiki/Indian_scientists

    See any Punjabis? Any Sikhs? I'll show you how many Southies there are. The ratio of Southies to Punjus is huge.

  • @Dzongka yeah, thats punjabis that actually live in india

    here there isnt a single punjabi person i know that isnt going to college and getting a life worth living

  • @pmahay15 Idiot, I live in the U.S.

  • @Dzongka ur not the only one

  • @Dzongka notice how a patel made this video that ur getting all arrogant about

    see, if u were punjabi ud be smart enough to see that

  • @pmahay15 Actually, you're the slow one here. I've already addressed the issue of obsession with Punjabi culture among other regions, including Gujarat. You're an ignorant one.

  • @Dzongka I'm the one thats arrogant lol. Nehru and Singh (only PM's to be re-elected). Punjab is well off. You have clearly never been. Chandigarh is a booming city and is ranked numerously for its cleanliness and appeal. Punjab and Haryana's highest population is the middle class. Both states have lowest poverty rate (3.5%). It just suffers from lack of infastructure which is due to change with the plans for high speed transportations to big cities like Delhi.

  • @dakulol Anyway, all I'm saying is that your arrogance is unwarranted. You call us monkeys, yet the vast majority of the scientific, and cultural advancements have been outside of the Punjab region.

  • @dakulol And you're wrong about Haryana and Punjab - it's Kerala:

    /wiki/Poverty_in_India

    Scroll down, look at the stats for Indian states. After Kerala, it's Goa, then Himachal.

  • @Dzongka Your insulted an entire religion by their looks? Your funny. Which ethnicity do you belong to? A fukn dalit? is that why your spite Northerners so much? I support the affirmative action plan. I'm all for equality bro. Don't hate. Your hilarious when you say "ALL great civilizations existed outside the North West India. What about the Indus river civilizations? The Gupta's? The Kushans? The Scythians? The Rajputs? The Mughals? The Sikh Empire?

    Get over yourself.

  • @dakulol Eh? Actually, I'm an Iyer Brahmin, if you care. I hate affirmative action, it's stupid. The Gupta Empire was centered in Pataliputra, or modern-day Patna. This argument is about Punjab.

  • @dakulol And since it is about Punjab, I will reiterate that all those civilizations you have mentioned had centers outside Punjab. The IVC was centered in Sindh, Mughals - UP, Kushans - Central Asia.

  • @dakulol Thus, you have the Sikh Empire and the Indo-Scythians. Congrats. *Clap, clap*. Oh, buddy, you also read my statement wrong. I said, "MOST", not "ALL" of India's civilizations.

  • @dakulol The fact that you would assume South Indians are "Dalits" displays your immense ignorance and arrogance.

  • @dakulol Nehru? Nehru was a Kashmiri Pandit who was born in Allahabad. He wasn't very great either, so I don't see how he would be a source of pride, even if he was Punjabi, which he wasn't.

  • @dakulol You seem to forget about Gandhi, who obviously wasn't Punjabi. And what about Netaji Subas Chandra Bose? The great Tagore, who wrote the national anthem in addition to other things.

  • @dakulol I <3 North Indians, is that who I'm addressing now? No. I'm talking about Punjabis. Do I <3 Punjabis? Yes. Do I like Punjabis who are self-important and have a false sense of superiority? No.

  • @dakulol Let me also make clear to you that the Chola Empire of the South was the only Indian Empire to have stretched overseas, spreading Indian culture to Southeast Asia and elsewhere.

  • @dakulol Good day, and stop being an ass to your own people. I recognize the weaknesses of my own region (some casteism and other such problems), and I suggest you recognize your own weaknesses.

  • This is retarded.

  • "Don't Bring Your Friends on a Date"

    "How can she slap?"

    LOL

  • What is the name of the song? i listened to it before but cannot remember the name of it, hahahah #6 is so funny

  • @MrBleep42 lean back

  • HOw can she slap. lol

  • WOW, that was FUNNNNNYYY hahahahaaaaa...i like the part when the girl slapped him HAHHAA LOL...and yes, # 5, is sooo true....you better pull your pants down cuz girls don't like it all up on your chest loll

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  • Rule 5 is the best. That guy flopped himself with that style of dress.

  • Rule 5 is the best.

  • University of Buffalo huh? i wonder if the majority of Indian there study mechanical engineering like at my school.

  • I know it was just for laughs and props to you guys for trying. But cast better actors next time. Hint: from CAS,Theatre program students.

  • @ruler999 we literally did this in one night randomly, it was mostly suppose to be funny for the people who knew us and we (Delta Epsilon Sigma Iota) usually do a skit with the brothers and friends every year, it's not suppose to be a professional video

  • @ruler999 whend i fucked da mother a few nites ago was she acting?

  • Rofl at teh Bhangra on the first date one.

  • You girls are beautiful. Let'S date :D

  • hahaha, loved it

    I'm an european expatriate in India. And I don't think that would work lol

  • lol how can she slap

  • HOW CAN SHE SLAP

  • i will do no:5.

    i don't care if some girls don't like my style.

  • lol #6 is so true for fobs

  • @azdesi16 a fag like you..love from UK...

  • omg rule number 5 is wrong

    i like it sometimes

    depends on the way u wear it though

    not completely true !

  • bahahahaha

  • OMG Its hilaaaarious!!!!!!!

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