I'm a Merv (Mac vs. PC parody)

[AustralianBlueMage]

Mac.vs PC - we had a lan at work. One of the players was using a mac. We had to stick to q3a. Even then, his avatar was choppy.

Problem mac users?

[ignacioctc]

Mac is better than windows

[duffmanbegins]

So are you Australian? Where did you get the Knights jersey from?

[Zigzag956303]

WHY DOES HE OWN MANIQUINS ?!?!

[unfamouschris]

@Zigzag956303 lol. I work for a marketing company & we have mannequins for when we work with clothing companies. I don't own randomly own mannequins.

[Radicaldanny]

I clicked for the girl.... I am disappoint... :(

[ivan26XDead]

Windows 7 or 8 can suck mi b@lls

[summer20105707]

Hey Mac don't worry. I bet Linux can turn her on. LOL

[Fuzzidio]

Bluetooth Butt Loving Sex Doll...from there it got good

[Lacktardo]

Mighty mustache.

[valdas0]

Google my twitter...

[kindAhumaNbeinG]

yay for mustaches!

[Mcode3996]

I'm going to make a mu-stash mouse just for pc!

[coooper0909YT]

i like macs for school and pc's for home and main use.

[danielcarmi305]

You know what, I really don't give a shit about all these Mac vs PC arguments anymore. I have a mac, play plenty of games on it, and love it compared to my PC. If you prefer PC, so be it. No one computer is "better" than any other. I might like one kind, that doesn't mean everybody has to agree. Let's just get whichever computer WE like, not what idiots on youtube tell us to like.

[whitetrash091]

there is more gay guys on a PC

[Kingddd333]

@whitetrash091 there's more people in general on microsoft os computers

[astrialkil]

Merv? it should be Perv !

[21fretsalute]

@astrialkil That's the idea Mr. Obvious.

[Skyclad330]

@manishrana51 Well I'm a PC user but I also have snow leopard in my PC (dual-boot). So I own a Mac without paying for it. Mac users on the other hand can't accept that they paid more money to get something that everyone can get for less money.

[GeoNeilUK]

@manishrana51 The thing about Windows (Macs ARE PCs and some PCs run neither operating system) is that it can do pretty much everything a Mac can do, just as flawlessly AND play Crysis 2 in ultra high graphics! That seems like a good argument to me...!

[MalliganTheUFO]

The Knights are shit!! ;)

[carefulwiththat]

I'm a merv.

[overlord848]

@manishrana51 lol yh yh yh

[overlord848]

@manishrana51 lol yh

[jvONplay]

totaly lame...

[DevinTheNumberEleven]

"Is it a horse or a couch?"

xD

[armorfid]

Thumbs up if you control everything with your mustache

[overlord848]

people that are saying mac sucks those people never yoused a mac and think you can play games on a mac wel i have a mac and i can download windows on my mac and stil have my mac softwere so wen i play a game i play it windows retards

[PiefaceclownPrdctns]

@overlord848

Oh god.....you're spelling is awful. You have no room to be calling people "retards" or questioning their intelligence. I knew people who defend macs are dumb, but you really take the cake. It's no wonder you prefer a pre-packaged, black box of a computer; you wouldn't know how to use a PC.

[overlord848]

@PiefaceclownPrdctns k so you are a retard im not englishe oh and pc sucks i made my point good and so pc sucks and mac is good yu just cant afford a mac

[PiefaceclownPrdctns]

@overlord848

You made no points whatsoever; you simply said that "PC's suck and macs are good'. That's not an argument and it only serves to diminish any resemblance of intelligence you had. The cost isn't the issue (though they are outlandishly overpriced), it's the value vs. money issue. You could buy a $3,000 mac that wouldn't be half as good as an average $500 PC. My sister and mom have macs; they paid over twice as much as my PC cost and it's no where near as powerful.

[HoshaSei1]

@PiefaceclownPrdctns Hey man, as tempting as it is you probably shouldn't feed the trolls. I totally agree with you though, my PC has shown up my friend's macs time and time again.

[overlord848]

@PiefaceclownPrdctns i have a mac on my room it was 2000 and my brother has a pc on hise room it was 500 he is olwase on my mac becose its way better a mac can do everything that a pc can do bet better yes even games

[PiefaceclownPrdctns]

@overlord848

You clearly know nothing about computers at all. If you want to continue to use inferior, overpriced products for the name value alone, go ahead; I can't stop you. But using a Mac is the equivalent of a tricycle vs. the pc's motorcycle. Sure, on a tricycle you'll never crash, but you'll never get above 10 MPH either. Also, in this example, the tricycle costs 3 times as much as the motorcycle.

[overlord848]

@PiefaceclownPrdctns you just dont nothing about a mac just commit it you dont have a mac

[PiefaceclownPrdctns]

@overlord848

Dude, I don't know how I can make this any clearer. I've used macs all my life, along with PC's; I've researched their prices, processing power, graphics cards, etc. I know what I'm talking about, you don't. There is nothing a mac can do that a PC can't do better and cheaper; but there are plenty of things that macs can't do that PC's can. Macs have a different structure and language; developers don't like wasting time creating for macs.

[overlord848]

@PiefaceclownPrdctns k bet what caint of mac you used oh and btw if you give 400 for pc whit viruses craked you know you can play games for mac more and more people buy a mac and wen they mike a movie they yous a mac in my school you need to have a mac k you need a mac you can uptade your pc my brother thos it bet my mac is still faster and better

[OoWhiteChocolateoO]

@overlord848 God help your grammar, spelling, and punctuation. @PiefaceclownPrdctns why are you even arguing with such an ignorant person?

[TH3F1L18U573R]

@overlord848 Do you make all of those spelling and grammar mistakes on purpose?

[overlord848]

@TH3F1L18U573R yes its fun you shut tray it

[1316randomgirl]

Lmao!!

[aspong97]

:o Do u watch wwe?

[unfamouschris]

@aspong97 Yes, yes I do. 

[aspong97]

@unfamouschris your more awesome for that  :)

[ewartjohn11]

LOL "later breeder" thats funny!



[Shansitan]

this was lame

[stinkyhamster111]

Does it say anything about Linux mint 10?

[thatguy0810]

lmao while your at home giving yourself a steve jobs, imma let him google my twitter

[SuperDiasFlac]

oh well the NUMBER SEVEN U NEVER SERVER TO ANY SHIT JUST THIS

AND WINDOWS SEVEN ULTIMATE ROCKS

[t1czer]

Mac Snowballs xD

[Legofreak3007]

thumbs up for mustage mouse

[kingofqwerty]

Thumbs up for "later breeder!" xD

[dubstepgamer]

"I control everything with my moustache!"

Best line ever!

[LordQuixote]

Haha, that's funny. All Merv's says is true not that there's Kinect.

[LordQuixote]

Er...typo. "not" -> "now".

It's a little hard typing with a moustache.

[majeta8]

I get drunk off his jokes. I get high off his voice. I love this! Either it is him or what I am using. jk it is him.

[majeta8]

I get drunk off his jokes. I get high off his voice. I love this!

[spideyjiri]

@harley22x i know thats what i've said to the apple fans i know! apple always has outdated hardware on their devices anyway...

[duminicad]

awesome!! ((:

[spideyjiri]

this proves that pc's are better than mac's! how?, you ask, well they have to resort to stupid made-up arguments cus' they cant think of any proper ones....

[harley22x]

@spideyjiri Hahahahah Windows 7 is better than any Mac OSX, and comparing a "Mac" with a "PC" is a very indirect, unspecific comparision. PC's range from $300, to $10 000 ... from Basic use to extreme gamer. There is "PC" hardware that can kick any apple computers ass, and, many OS's can run on a PC. xD

[naraku578]

meh I need a computer that can handle several things at once and can play high quality games (I have not heard of a mac with that potential).

[xTincT117]

oh yeah baby.. all mustache!

[ACDCISCOOLNESS]

well it beats getting aids off of GAGA

[SadeTheSwiss]

where in the hell is the greens screen?

[fallenassassin1]

windows 7 better than snow leopard

[XxMuRD3RFaCExX]

I pooped on this video.

[mathew9r]

Green-screen failure =p

Oh Wait... It was a mac

[unfamouschris]

@mathew9r where exactly was the failure?

[kapasky123]

@unfamouschris Green Screen lol

[nitewalker1111]

@unfamouschris The failure was when the quality sucked ass.

[Fmirc1]

@unfamouschris "where exactly was the failure?"

Pretty sad if you can't see that if 17 people gave his comment a thumbs up #LOL

[CaptainBubblezXx]

@unfamouschris everywhere?



[coooper0909YT]

@unfamouschris i think the blur is too high. do you have to little lighting?

[BarryDong]

@mathew9r Aw yeah, if only I was poor like you and used Windows. Bless you.

[mathew9r]

Green-screen failure =p

[pivotwwe2421]

That comes in the next 6month update!

[pivotwwe2421]

And Linux is incompatible with sex, let alone sex dolls.

[UnixBoy75]

oh fuck that made my day!!! LOL

[bludclone]

u like macs.....?

[merkur32123]

@justmevlad1994 That's the same reason i am a Debianer

[NightRider2013]

when did PC come gay the dolls should be switched

[Stingshot1]

Acutally with a webcam and the right tool you can control left and right click with your moustache :P

[DemonAMVs]

Wow way to stereo type 92+% of the world. 

[douchebagandpie]

@DemonAMVs ?

[MBP6705]

Where can I download the mustache drivers?

[MrHidiki]

This was made on IMovie

[unfamouschris]

@MrHidiki no, it was made on Final Cut Pro.

[bhavvv]

@unfamouschris

Lol, but you could have done it for free on Windows Movie Maker :p

[roarcheese]

@unfamouschris what are the advantages of Final Cut Pro???? It dosnt look diffrent from iMovie... please tell me.

[unfamouschris]

@roarcheese I haven't used the more recent versions of iMovie. It's a powerful program, but FCP is definitely more intricate. If it wasn't, why would they make both?

[i9incher]

@unfamouschris for something like this, it doesn't look like you would really need final cut pro... hell, i think i could have done this in windows movie maker to be honest. final cut is the standard for movie editing yes, but it is expensive as fuck (assuming you don't know how to pirate things) and for your general purposes it is better to edit video on something that is cheap or free as apposed to buying an expensive program where you won't use all the features anyways.

[MrDavidHarrison]

@roarcheese - With the new release it seems that Apple are slowly bringing the two software suites closer & closer together - eventually they'll probably merge & you'll end-up with iMovie for home users & Movie Pro (or something like that) for use by production companies, with the only difference between them being the scale of hardware they're optimised to run on (i.e. a home-user's iPad / Mac Mini / iMac vs. a production company's network of Mac Pros).

[catoftheshadow]

@roarcheese slightly more fancy title 4 times the price and nothing bonus from what i hear

[Daniel55556]

@unfamouschris Seriously?!?!

[joshuatree1001]

Lol, let him google my twitter...

[merkur32123]

@justmevlad1994 Pirating is a bad thing to do.

[GregoryF1919]

im not into zoos too

[merkur32123]

MacOS=Good OS but you need to pay some money to get it =D=D

Windows= BallSucking os with BSoDs and viruses, and you also need to pay for it

Ubuntu=Linux for human beings.

Debian=The universal operating system

Debian is the best OS of all times!

[marNLL]

@merkur32123

Haha! When I read your comment, I immediately thought of this comic: mostly-harmful[DOT]net/page/9.­2010

[astronivo20XX]

Mac = Internet, music, video, some software for artists, college kids, and morons

Windows = everything for everyone

[hackallgames]

This would be funny if it wasn't so bad.

[23luckyno]

KNIGHTS !

[kronicmunchies]

left click *click click*, right click *click click*, scroll down <3

[EmoticonMayhem]

I need to get one of those moustaches, imagine gaming with one, lol

[SwollenCranium]

Wow .. FAIL.

[mrmjordan]

google my twitter LOL

[kalosanin]

this guy looks like David Blaine

[sirfaryad1]

hahahhahahahahha giving yourself a steve jobs beast of a joke omg hahahahahahaha

[fakiekickflip69]

I'm from Newcastle. The place where that jersey comes from ahaha

[DarkRavenHackers]

PC make a big fuss about the drag windows feature, so what, u can do that with mac with a simple app! big wooop!

[IlersichProductions]

@DarkRavenHackers did you only watch one ad and assume that was the whole deal?

[DarkRavenHackers]

@IlersichProductions what? no i've watched loads of ads, but they make a lot of fuss over rubbish things

[IlersichProductions]

@DarkRavenHackers to me, there are only three big leaps with 7. speed, reliability, and the taskbar. everything else, including snap, is pretty minor. hbu?

[DarkRavenHackers]

@IlersichProductions exactly! if they put that in adverts more people would be interested dont u think

[IlersichProductions]

@DarkRavenHackers yes. its still a very good os

[DarkRavenHackers]

@IlersichProductions its alrite i guess, i prefer Snow Leopard tbf, and mac os x hahaha

[mada1241]

@DarkRavenHackers Your the most sane person ive heard comment about make, you can have a normal conversation. It not the end of the world to you when someone says "OSX IS A OVERPRICED VERSION OF UNIX!!!" Im unbelievably happy.

[MsEdwardcullenlover4]

I LOVE IT when people make fun of that commercial. ur's is at the top though! Nice tattos btw

[thuis007]

LOL

[lammatt]

1:20 "get yourself a steve jobs"

[southpark2night]

is that mustache fake?

[remzai]

lels about zoo:D

[viital199]

Im goin to let this thing google my twitter if u know what i mean. hahahhaha

[BestofChicanoRap]

is it a horse is it a cow i dont know hahaha lol

[cutthrout333]

@BestofChicanoRap he said couch lol

[BestofChicanoRap]

@cutthrout333 haha yea i barely noticed it

[Renax111]

no u did it wrong

[posty92]

not seeing why this is funny

[oklahomagay]

ok comeing frome a gay guy i thank i rhake the butt hole blue tooth thang lol great vid omg later breeder that was great

[bullettomy7thheart]

LOL giving yourself a steve jobs :P

[MrKillerKlown21]

this sucks!

[mda40000]

some people have more incompatibilities with 7 than Vista (i still proudly use vista because i know it works with everything and there's no need to waste money on another OS). Windows 8 is already in pre production.

[dmckoy91]

dude windows 7 is off the scrote

[lovesmusic123100]

He shoud be PERV instead of Merv

[schmookle]

wow an american accent and a seven year old newcastle knights jersey, unexpected

[achillesled]

@schmookle Hahaha yeah i thought he was a funny sounding australian

[FritzHD]

@schmookle thats not an american accent, that is a redneck accent

[schmookle]

@FritzHD last time i checked rednecks still resided primarily in the usa and are as such american hence this would be considered an american accent, but i see your point........ i guess :S

[schmookle]

@FritzHD last time i checked rednecks reside primarily in the usa making them american which in turn would make this an american accent would it not?

[FritzHD]

@schmookle no the American accent is not rednecks...thats a stereotype....only a few uneducated Americans talk like that

[God670]

@schmookle No there are rednecks, boston, chicago, western, and west coast accents. So yeah, and no siuation.

[Xaviersama016]

MAC is a really bad actor :p

[lovelangel]

windows 7 totally eat mac....especially for graphic and games...

fuck vista and xp..........win7 for ever..

[potheadpickle]

@lovelangel Can't really say screw XP kuz it was one of the longest running OS ever. 01 till now? That's a really really long time. There are still a lot of people that still use XP. Yes, Win7 is great, I have XP and 7, had a vista, threw that a way. But XP is one of the best. Win7= Power of XP-Style of Vista.

[lovelangel]

@potheadpickle you are absolutely right, but win windows7 came I bought it right away and I forget every thing else......... "that's just me"..cuz it do every thing what every os out there do... even better..

what else do I need....all in one os

[earthstick]

Mac user interface is medieval.

[tilulu73]

@earthstick : Loooool have you ever tried Mac OS X snow leopard ? It's far well thought than every windows i've ever tested !

[earthstick]

@tilulu73

I'm using it now.

Why can't I create a text document from a single mouse click? Cos I'm on OSX.

Why can I only scale a window from the bottom right corner? Cos I'm on OSX.

Why can't I delete files, move files, create folders from any Save requester? Cos I'm on OSX.

Why can't I scale every font on the screen to a size that's readable from one single config setting? Cos I'm on OSX.

[tilulu73]

@earthstick Touché. But :

Why can you access to all your apps in the dock in one click ( including a text editor to create a text document ) ? cause you're on OS X.

Why can you access to anything important in your mac with less than 2 clicks ? cause you're on OS X.

Why can you acces to all your music, all your movies and all your photos with Front Row, cause you have Ilife on OS X.

Why can you get an instant view of all that your running on your mac ? cause you have exposé.

[plasma404]

@tilulu73 7 has all of that

[tilulu73]

@plasma404 Yeah, indeed, i've been testing it, and with windows 7 microsoft made a great evolution ! But dont forget that almost everything cool on Windows 7 was on Mac OS X long before even Vista appeared. Apple search, find great features for its OS , microsoft just copy it. Now I think windows and Mac OS X are on the same page, and the next version of thoses OS will make the difference.

[Blivia]

@tilulu73

I can access my text editors, my favorite programs, and my files/folders with one click if I set my computer up to do so. That is, if I feel the need to personalize my pc, which I have done already. To make a computer effective for you, you must customize it to fit Your needs and that's what Windows allows you to do. It doesn't do everything for you, because some people don't want things the way they're setup by default. It's just not enough for them. I hope this offered some insight.

[Ammo1174]

haha this video was epic haha, i control everything with ma mustache and ima let him google my twitter if ya know what I mean

[TehWingman69]

Knights Supporter? o:

[picklejar20]

shit didn't know you were aussie

[Halconandino]

lol giving yourself a steve jobs XD

[TheIhatecreatinguser]

Omg I love your stuff, great material, actually funny..... ahhhh!!! Merv, I love it!

[matthew65536]

I think merv is just old dumbass MS-DOS.

[mattador1313]

@matthew65536 i think your a fan boy :D

[1986wumpscut]

Lol good work.

[TheMieseMuschel]

Not compatible with Macintosh...Great 400$ down the drain ^^^^^^^^

[ReallyRealityTC]

Ha ha! Nice job!

[XforeverlongingX]

lol the mustache command thing is so cute

[werdoman2]

i had to like it for magicly lame :D

[GeorgeBrooks09]

Love it - Apple loop in the background!

[harleykman]

Windows 7 is just Vista with a new name

.

Vista = NT 6.0

seven = NT 6.1

.



[DjKingzy]

This is the best parody ever.

[roniellio]

lol WTF?!?!

[thatguydpang]

dude this is some funny shit

[YummyBananaFish]

Is that what I think it is? Thundercats tat there? Very awesome.

[ez45]

jesus. 2 minutes wasted. i never laughed.

[tommycontrattosvids]

hey pc is suppost to be on macs side its on the right when needed to be on the left

[xetlive]

I will deviate from my usual "Harass the Chris" comment because I just realized I'm late for my prostate exam... the footage @ 1:33 reminded me.

[MEGABOINK65]

i crap, lol