if dying in 2012 means a globally massive orgy like this where u can pretty much bang girls from all over the world for 2 years, i think im down for it. I mean dude, there will be like 3 billion naked girls all open to fuck, think about it.
Aside from the fact that this is hilarious...and count me in :p ...OK...hate to be the spoilsport. Maybe I haven't read enough...I get the whole solstice time, but has anyone taken into account the fact that the Christian calendar is based on a completely different event from the Mayan calendar? Just a thought. Or has there been time differential crap included? Cause we follow the Christian calendar...even if we aren't Christian lol. Once again...just a thought...and again...count me in lol
First of all How the hell can the sun align with the Milky Way when it's in the Milky Way? lol But I would do somehting like this just to see if it would work
I kinda want the world to end... I don't wanna sound stupid but it's pretty cool how that guy predicted the other stuff right and the Mayan calendar... We're all gonna burn on this god forsaken planet.
You see, Sun is not the center of the Milky Way, the true center is a supermassive black hole, what the dude said is that the Sun will align with that Blackhole, creating a gravitational effect, drawing the sun to the Black Hole, and the planets on the Milky Way.
In case the comments of these videos are used in the future to study the details of human social life: MOST OF US DIDN'T BELIEVE THiS. WE WEREN'T *THIS* DUMB.
because of some guy who lived a few hundred years back who also predicted nazi up rising and the atomic bombings in japan as well as a few other things said so
WE DID IT
kylemajor98 2 weeks ago
The world didn't end. Had the orgy anyways...
MOHOJO12 2 months ago
I really hope 2012 doesn't happen; there's no way I could make it in time for this massive orgy. Too busy. ;)
HunterWillie 3 months ago
seems legit
cronon94 4 months ago
2013... eating HIV medication.
TheFinlandnator 4 months ago 3
commencing GOOGLE MAPS
gffrycole 4 months ago
Anyone up for the conga?
mikeyspikey123456789 4 months ago
occupying your moms house.
TheGonzaPoker 4 months ago
OH MY GOD!!! THE TOP TWO COMMENTS ARE BOTH AT 81 LIKES! THIS THE ORGY IS GOING TO HAPPEN!
chrisblum123 4 months ago
i exactly paused at same time when he paused coz my mom came in my room :P
mohit1224 4 months ago 5
Everyone must orgy now!!
ok2431 4 months ago
lmaoo and i really live 2 blocks from donkin donuts!!! >.<
babykellz07 4 months ago
ok im in :)
sky1husser01 4 months ago
You know, the sculptures at 0:30 are actually from an Indian temple.
jmarrvin 4 months ago
Can't wait for 2012
misterStevePikk 4 months ago
its kinda funny cus, my name is gabe......
ORGY AT MY PLACE!!!! :)
SuperDuperTacos 4 months ago
...my name is Gabe :(
Fghwads 6 months ago
I guess this is what doomsday prophets call a Happy Ending. ;D
MasterAsra 6 months ago
Fuck it's almost Judgement Day. Anyone down to fuck?
martziano619 9 months ago
@martziano619 you a woman?
Shadowtheheartbroken 8 months ago
@Shadowtheheartbroken LOL thats fukn sad
Caleb192837465 5 months ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
That would be a really great idea....It would be great to end with a bang...
afms93 11 months ago 5
@afms93 and then another and another and another .....
Shadowtheheartbroken 8 months ago
I 4 1 am going
Sharperagon1 11 months ago
Ehh fuck the mayans if they were smart they wouldn't have disappeared by disease and be out witted and conquered
privatedelta9 1 year ago
@privatedelta9 and they would predicted it too
TheColynSlayer 11 months ago
@TheColynSlayer true man true
privatedelta9 11 months ago
to bad 2012 is not true...
nucca35 1 year ago
i will still die a virgin,i'm 11 now,and by that time i'm JUST 12.I"M GONNA DIE A VIRGIN!!!
TheColynSlayer 1 year ago 6
@TheColynSlayer freak
gubban2 1 year ago
@TheColynSlayer hey little boy this shit doesn't concern your age !
ferrywizz1995 11 months ago
@ferrywizz1995 yes it does!! im too young to die!!!
TheColynSlayer 11 months ago
@TheColynSlayer No one dies a virgin, life always fucks you in the end.
MeMbErOfZiT 6 months ago
it will end with a bang allright
LethalAxis 1 year ago 4
Just 2 more years.... CMONN@@@
TheDuke00000 1 year ago
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@DXSXDXSXD in other words you don't have any sense of humor...
Aquamaryann 1 year ago
Why's it show an aztec calender instead of a mayan one?
x3DUARDO 1 year ago
Is it strange that i actually tried to find the address?
DarkEgg5 1 year ago
i knew they left out something in the Movie '2012'
if this was included, i'm sure billions would beilieve in '2012'
nodinitiative 1 year ago
the end is coming, but I'll be coming at the end
simpsonsrock1818 1 year ago 10
@simpsonsrock1818 hahahahahhahaha xD
NlkOlVy 1 year ago
OH MY F***ING GOD! I didn't see that ending coming!
AEMoreira81 1 year ago
I'm a 2012 beliver and I digg that! 8D
Aquamaryann 1 year ago
@Aquamaryann ....you have to be joking.2012 is fake
gamerguycod 1 year ago
@gamerguycod ... wellwell, the only way you can know is, when it comes to the end of the year 2012 and you're still alive ;D
-if that happens, then congratulations ; )
but if you missed the orgy: your loss. XD
Aquamaryann 1 year ago
208 people couldn't make it to the orgy.
punkinandbatso 1 year ago
I'm pretty sure the guy was Sam and the girl was Sarah.
hiker699 1 year ago
dude, ill be at the perfect age for a 2012 hookup..
yoshiguy5 1 year ago
@yoshiguy5 i will still be underage but fuck it LOL
jacksonia182 1 year ago
if dying in 2012 means a globally massive orgy like this where u can pretty much bang girls from all over the world for 2 years, i think im down for it. I mean dude, there will be like 3 billion naked girls all open to fuck, think about it.
ProjectILT 1 year ago
@ProjectILT
Except survival instincts will take over so the fat chicks would kill the skinny chicks.
thebiggestfgfan 1 year ago
I'm psyched...
Hughes24thMEU 1 year ago
If we have an orgy everyone will just die of aids or some shit std.
rreewwad 1 year ago
lol interesting way to see the end of the world
Azrael666Azazel 1 year ago
loved this xD btw, doesent it make u wanna just facepalm when u think that some1 is stupid enuff to believe in 2012? :)
KRIITIKK0 1 year ago
guys: this is TOTALY true! we MUST do this omega orgy!
girls: oh f*** no.
raterthegamer 2 years ago 108
@raterthegamer you are stupid
grizem3 1 year ago
what the hell?! that was NOT the mayan calendar.. that's the Aztec calendar...
This vhideo is HILARIOUS! :X love the turtles! hahaha
schreiberspence 2 years ago
we all know it will happen should the end of the world come
SuperDawgE 2 years ago
just go berserk on each other!!! LOL!!!
lueszu 2 years ago
HAHAHA
jedikkeovergrootoma 2 years ago
"when the sun lines up with the milky way." so does that mean andromeda is actually our galaxy?
Finchspielberg 2 years ago
Aside from the fact that this is hilarious...and count me in :p ...OK...hate to be the spoilsport. Maybe I haven't read enough...I get the whole solstice time, but has anyone taken into account the fact that the Christian calendar is based on a completely different event from the Mayan calendar? Just a thought. Or has there been time differential crap included? Cause we follow the Christian calendar...even if we aren't Christian lol. Once again...just a thought...and again...count me in lol
panathenia 2 years ago
I don't know why this video isnt suitible for minors? Its teaching us how to prevent the end of the world! I think thats pretty helpful lol
awsomeking5 2 years ago
Now that is an ending worth waiting for ;)
someb0dy2 2 years ago 104
I want the world to end! D:
BSREA5 2 years ago
ROTFFL!
mannetiss 2 years ago
OMFG we are all going to die one day before my birthday D:
elina2010 2 years ago
ROFLMAOBBQSOSCOPTER
Neoblitzer 2 years ago
i am SOOOOOOOOOO there!
cyberkid111 2 years ago
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fake fake fake fake fake fake fake
ricoulquiorra 2 years ago
did you pass elementary school?
gali32731 2 years ago 4
@ricoulquiorra are you 3 minutes old
satchelllucy 2 years ago
i guess im have to open my presents early
HangoverElmo 2 years ago
Maybe they just got bored of making the calendar.
Who knows.
rsman169 2 years ago 6
@rsman169 or the europeons came and killed them.
rreewwad 1 year ago
i cant wait for dec 22
RyoSanadaOfWildfire 2 years ago 3
ROFL!!!!
crystyxn 2 years ago
best.....idea......ever
evildogheretic 2 years ago 3
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XD fucking hilarious
PlebeBVR 2 years ago
hmmm so u don't believe in spirits
4marchbaby12 2 years ago
well sense heaven is supposed to be awesome i say...FUCK YEA U CAN lol
4marchbaby12 2 years ago
eat m33 owt bitches!
Via61507 2 years ago
This clip is so good it deserves a sequel!
ozonatedman 2 years ago 3
are those statues real ? the orgy ones ?
Soetman 2 years ago
yes.
BrooneyH2V 2 years ago
2012 is the end of the FUCKING WORLD not
PreNormalNoodles 2 years ago 3
1212 is bullshit but i want a massive orgy
Pacu89 2 years ago 2
1212 WHAT
crystyxn 2 years ago
srry meant 2012
Pacu89 2 years ago
shocking massive orgy wtf hahhaha
Zcored 2 years ago
i will definetely be there i love to fuck i am right now oooooooooh that felt good
gothgoogirl 2 years ago 3
ill be there JK
gothgoogirl 2 years ago
you kno what would be messed up...if in 2012 everything starts going right and all diseases r cured,no more wars,blah blah blah
but a lot of people commited sucide or sumthin
that would really suck..kind of
4marchbaby12 2 years ago
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wouldnt suk if all the jesus freaks died in tht mass suicide :3
toloverufan2 2 years ago
lol i agree
4marchbaby12 2 years ago
First of all How the hell can the sun align with the Milky Way when it's in the Milky Way? lol But I would do somehting like this just to see if it would work
TomPMelanson 2 years ago
way to go smartass, you win :P
Ish55 2 years ago
lol :))))
selearemus 2 years ago
dude the mayans just got bored. How would you like to have to write a calender for the world for 2000 years?
WoWforme23 2 years ago 5
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I kinda want the world to end... I don't wanna sound stupid but it's pretty cool how that guy predicted the other stuff right and the Mayan calendar... We're all gonna burn on this god forsaken planet.
daivv 2 years ago
your fucked
fu2yda 2 years ago
You see, Sun is not the center of the Milky Way, the true center is a supermassive black hole, what the dude said is that the Sun will align with that Blackhole, creating a gravitational effect, drawing the sun to the Black Hole, and the planets on the Milky Way.
Tho that's just theory
ThallesNinja 2 years ago
i thought it was the poles would shift completely...not get sucked in...you can double check if you want...but discovery channel knows their shit
crandalltziegel 2 years ago
Actually, there's lots of theories
ThallesNinja 2 years ago
0:32 ?!?!!?! lol
LertEdith 2 years ago
i'm ucla 2012, if the world end there i won't have to worry about gradschool~ yea
zelda0521 2 years ago
Neither will I have to worry about a job :D
ThallesNinja 2 years ago
In case the comments of these videos are used in the future to study the details of human social life: MOST OF US DIDN'T BELIEVE THiS. WE WEREN'T *THIS* DUMB.
jacknttroughton 2 years ago 7
@jacknttroughton Thank you I agree
WhiteDevil006 1 year ago
lol
gooses745 2 years ago
hilarious
TroyRawlings 2 years ago
Ахуенная)) скорей бы 2012!!
BukvaD 2 years ago
хаха смешно...
starw0lf 2 years ago
oh shuckss i graduate high school '13.
claratheburger12 2 years ago
why does every one think 2012 is doomsday..
Bxc443 2 years ago
because of some guy who lived a few hundred years back who also predicted nazi up rising and the atomic bombings in japan as well as a few other things said so
Necrodermis 2 years ago
It's the end of the mayan calendar. They explain it at the very beginning. Nostradamus also had several predictions
only1padgie 2 years ago
The aztec and mayan calendar ends 2012
RebelForce8 2 years ago
:O i know. thats when i graduate high skool
like i wus nervuss wehn i first heard that
piece of BS. smh sobs theese days
BooBear10 2 years ago 4
shoot man i no how u feel thats when i get out of college looks like the best years of my life will also b my last
mavrick195 2 years ago
silly rabbits were not gonna all die
being a zombie is technically living
men are like nazis!!! cause they both aused the haulacost
UncheckedIrony 2 years ago
jajaa me too
MindOutrage 2 years ago
haha "BYOB Sangria"
FibreOpticLlama 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
wat are orgies
BobFaulise 2 years ago
haha. ahh people make me smile :]
xscarletxbegoniax 2 years ago
i think the vid explains itself
chocolatechezze 2 years ago
God be with the innocent days..
Richierua 2 years ago
whats the song 1:28
underodth 2 years ago
1:38 sry
underodth 2 years ago
well a big orgie sounds like fun then. what better way to die than having sex
TheAlphaPom 2 years ago
12/21 is my bday!!! no joke...
trianglegang1 2 years ago
then that must suck for you..............suggestion:have a little bday/end of the world party on 12/20/2012...the last party..EVER!
wweman456 2 years ago
good luck if we ever make it
happy birthday lols
crystyxn 2 years ago
i love how 2012 wont happen but they make it so it will be fun if it did
metroidkid1992 2 years ago
it could very well happen
cargin23boy 2 years ago
right after finishing high school and having my 19th birthday......awesome
nshl8 2 years ago
1:27
"oh christ.. can you even imagine
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ColouredPenguins 2 years ago
tis is natural......la!
janejessielupi 2 years ago
Damn those Mayans were freaks in bed! lmao those were some weird positions
MrAnelll 2 years ago
lol ok
namelesslol 2 years ago
Looks like 2012 is gonna be the year for me XP
glukkglukk 2 years ago
Its saterday ;)
Im guna rock out with my cock out
and girl your guna jam out with your wam out ;)
PaeKerZz 2 years ago
Thats Jam out with your Clam out!
DonJuanStudios 2 years ago
haha wow just go berserke on eachother
alfredoowns12 2 years ago
1:39
That's tomorrow!! :D
yearofthe 2 years ago 3
lets go. Ladies get in line.
thelegendarypaki 2 years ago
Lol i wish this were true
frogslegsonfire 2 years ago
ya cant get laid on ur own i guess.
HilltopEric 2 years ago
the guys supposed to be married.
tuscanyiscol 2 years ago
LOL, be there next saturday then.
therambo220 2 years ago 4
Class of '09.
AkuSan10 2 years ago
rofl
blacknite21589 2 years ago 2
Class of 2010!!
Naruto25298 2 years ago 5
Class of 2009!!
TonyKnockOff 2 years ago
see u guys december 22 2012
olrdix 2 years ago
same here. dude, this isnt gonna happen
lpfann 2 years ago
yea srsly lol
olrdix 2 years ago
count me in
idonotsuckeggs 2 years ago 2
Hahaha omg he has the same name as me :O
icypenguin11 2 years ago
allow flagging
MrPhoenix1995 2 years ago
this has popped up on my subscription list every day since in was uploaded. wtf youtube D<
zombiedansen 2 years ago
same here
cmonskippy 2 years ago
happens to me all the time
SpunkyMcNuggets 2 years ago
The only real explanation about the end of the maya calendar is cuz they didnt have enough paper to write it on.
Im in though
kluijpen 2 years ago 5
i'm 1 !!! how am i watching this!
lmao
this was funny!
rymeryme 2 years ago
no, there is no way you could even type that at the age of one! why would you lie?
WillTheGamer101 2 years ago
fuck thats my birthday :)
mrjakerainbow 2 years ago 4
you stupid fucker :)
triplehfan13071 2 years ago
why is this flagged :P
japp111 2 years ago
im 16 and i make an oath to use my dick as much as i can before 2012
mustangm626 2 years ago
Only way to go
shogo13 2 years ago
he he he ALL RIGHT!!!
bjj4ever86 2 years ago
why is like everyone watching this under age? .... Why oh why...
tmeis12 2 years ago 3
because college humor is boss =[)
drzoidberg120 2 years ago
Because their parents don't pay attention enough to what they are doing. or don't care.
reapersalice 2 years ago