: First Meeting Of The Card Cult : Foamy The Squirrel

[kiljadaen]

13 people are the weakest links

[TheGODZILLA48]

@ everyone wers da hatta

[gilygirl12342]

Pil-e is so funny and cute



[thetruenosferatu]

Oh lord foamy please administer me to card cult to banish all stupidness THE POWER OF FOAMY COMPELS ME

[gloria9983]

Pilz-e's spazz moment always makes me smile :)

[WolfAnge23]

i have add two people to the cult of foamy

[hitomioneechan]

... set it to transcribe audio... its hilarious! its so inaccurate!

[TraustiGeir]

This episode is so completely random and yet so incredibly funny.

[Tauro2297]

It's sure a hella good think they don't have mouths, 'cause Pillz-E's woulda made my screen freeze.

[HWM60]

WHO'S TALKING!!!!!!



[Spazman100]

Foamy, I am on several medications for Crohn's Disease and Thayssemia Minor. It keeps my inflammation and anemia down, and prevents me from throwing up after every meal. So yes, you can call me a "pill popper," but I will always remain a proud member of the Foamidian Cult!

[TheHarlequinLady]

what ever happened to the card cult? i cant seem to find the link to get one.

[Seriiko]

@TheHarlequinLady illwillpress . com / cardcult

You're welcome :)

[TheLokikotomi]

foamy card cult....the FCC??? LAWLZ

[faylinameir]

#3

omg i hate the naked people with the flabbiness of the naked ladies with those fancy things of the fatty substances of the fleshy nothing that all ends up dead flesh as if it was slaughtered embryo on the bathroom floor with the cookie cutter smile and a fat stem cell so you dont have a side effect, some people see it as a side effect to the medication

[faylinameir]

translations:

#1 omg everythings going good on my part with the cards but one day i gots a paper cut so so large dat dat i had to go to the hospital and den get my tonsils removed before get an appendix exploded and splattered my enards on the wall like a dead baby from satan's crip #2 ooo eh da good good lil satan

[InuyashaFanatic13]

Pilz-e translation for you mere mortals!

Oh my god I hate the naked people with the flabbiness of the naked ladies with those fat things that are fatty substances of flesh and nothing dead only it ends up dead flesh as if it was a slaughtered embryo on a bathroom floor with a cookie cutter smile and the fat can still you know have a side effect. Some say that's a side effect of medication. *spazz moment*

[InuyashaFanatic13]

*Pilz-e spazz moment*

Begley: "I'll say."

[heatblast996]

Thumbs up if you were able to understand everything Pills-z said.......

[linkkopervos]

@heatblast996 all ill say is that involves his appendix 

[faylinameir]

@heatblast996 yes I do, and I posted translation for those with less spazzy brains then myself LOL

[219fallenangel]

"something something little sation" XD

[mckat2247]

you are the weakest link

[LordKazuzu]

@faylinameir It takes me to watch it a few times to understand him o3o

[MrPuddlesTheDog]

Does anyone else wonder what pill-z will be like on weed?

[BeautyMarkedDiamond]

@MrPuddlesTheDog He'd probably talk at a normal speed lol.

[scenekid633]

Germaine: O.o go lick you own damn stamps ya psycho .

Foamy: YOU ARE ,THE WEAKEST LINK !!!

hahahahaha !!!! XD

[anais6731]

pillz-E is really high this time

[littlebeast666]

i wander how to join the foamy card cult

[karlfalkenstein]

@littlebeast666 type it in on google, you actually send your adress to this one place and they send you a foamy card. its very interesting

[littlebeast666]

@karlfalkenstein thank u. i'll try it

[bchscomedygirl]

I think I understood about 2% of the words in this video.

[DeathRavenOmen]

Wtf did Pillz-E say the second time?! I got the first thing but the second time he spoke I went blank, damn he talks fast!

[danzie96]

all hail foamy all bagels and cream cheese belong to you ! lol

[ShukketsuNiUmareta]

yet again...top two comments are just quotes from the video..humanity, you fail.

[masters1488]

@ShukketsuNiUmareta

The same quote too...I voted your comment up though

[Toko81393]

@ShukketsuNiUmareta If you think that's an issue you should pay a bit more attention, man.

[ShukketsuNiUmareta]

@Toko81393 It's a lot easier to pick at the little issues without starting World War 3. Best to start from the top and work your way down the the bigger issues yeah?

[yummygummybear222]

@ShukketsuNiUmareta

Once again, one of the top comments is some fucker complaining about the previous top comments being a quote from the video. Guess you couldn't think of anything sarcastic, or whatever, to say either.

[thosekids420]

i  cool+ oooo

[DigitalGhost94]

beagly is coool!

[InvaderAsh1]

0:23 LOL

[canadiananim8r]

damn this human body and its distractive qualities!

[artistwithouttalent]

I want baby satan!

[assassintwinat8]

@artistwithouttalent go to party city

[artistwithouttalent]

@assassintwinat8 what u mean?

[assassintwinat8]

@artistwithouttalent Just a joke, sorry. there's a commercial for Party City with a baby dressed up like Satan

[AkatsukiLoverX3]

0:21

[rsbcjester]

press 6 for the best part



[rsbcjester]

0:50 best part

[BowJish44]

and 12 people don't get little baby Satan's

[TheNemmit]

"Oh my GOD! Everything is going good on my part with the cards, except for one day I got a paper cut so large that I had to go to the hospital and have my tonsils removed before my appendix exploded and splattered my innards on the wall like a dead baby from Satan's Crib!"

[XximaPirateMonkeyxX]

YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK! XD lol foamy

[MrLtPancakes]

You Are The Weakest Link!!hahahahah

[BowJish44]

@MrLtPancakes i forgot what that show was called, but i loved to watch it, do you know it?

[MissGeeky1]

i can actually understand Pilz-e :D

[Okamoto691]

Lol he just threw Satan lol

[ShadowofAbbys]

hey no bands on the pill poppin freaks whats wrong with you

[KennyKilledU4aChange]

You are the weakest link!

[wawabooty]

Am I the only one who is reminded of Gir by Pilz-E?

[extremelibrary1]

rerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[TheMrSexyLover]

Does anyone what Pilz-E said? LOL XD

[HimesInu]

I've started my own card cult, not as epic as Foamy's but nonetheless, and it has grown to over two hundred in a week.

[BethShanFan]

@HimesInu Hahaha did you start a Pokemon team at your school or something? :-P

[HimesInu]

@BethShanFan No, I took the Foamy idea. Besides, I haven't been in school for two years.

[BethShanFan]

@HimesInu Well, I was just kidding anyway.

[Darthzim950]

Baby Satan.

[lennon2able]

Now if it was only possible to slow this down so I could understand pillsy!

[wolfgirl657]

I love pillsy :D

[wakablam]

whwhwhwhwhwait........Germaine­ was getting PAID!!!!!!!

[teenteamcomics]

lord and master is the squirrel of foam

[delilurm45]

@MultiOsterman It reminds me of that scene from the movie Addams Family values when Wednesday was talking to one of the babysitter she was interviewing.

[dakonsuruchi]

i want a card cult card!!!! >.< damn it!!!! all hail foamy

[BishYouWish]

YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK! D:<

[FailsongTheBand]

@MultiOsterman That's like my friend...when the Jehovah's witnesses come to her door and give her those pamphlets, she says "hold on a sec", takes a page out of a satanic bible, hands it to em and says "I'll read yours if you read mine"

[SWATDRUMMUH]

...i cannot speak squirrel

[iSUPEREMO123]

OMG i know what Pill-Z is saying

[GreenScotsman]

They talks Damn fast. All I heard was something about Satan and stamped envelopes. Haha

[Yashaboy117]

BABY SATAN! NOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[InvaderAddict]

YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK!

[Countdown1230]

@MultiOsterman i'm very religious but i laughed at the satan crib. Is that what Rosemary's baby looked like?

[amitamaru]

.....Did anyone catch anything Pill-Z said?

[prussell66]

@amitamaru Hell no!

[redneckcowboy7100]

i cant understand a damn word pilz-e says

[Mileyfan17034]

omg there needs to be a line of dolls for Foamy the Squirrel. I would buy a Begly and Pilz-e and, of course, Foamy.

[serviceman613]

you are... the weakest link! lol

[TGL7238]

translation of pilz-e starting at 0:42: oh my god i hate the naked people with the flabbiness and the naked ladies with the frantic that their fatty substance is oppressing then, that they're always on dead flesh thats always going swirly or back and forth with a kooky head smile on the back and some say of them, had a side effect, they had a side effect of medication.

[newyy1]

@TGL7238 *British accent* I'll say

[ImDiffrentSoWhat]

Begley is my faviort.

[begleyfoamysbrother]

ello i am begley for those who dont kno i hate the cult i just joined cuz in foamys brother but he hates me so im not in his shows so yea alright bye then

[ShadowACS]

@begleyfoamysbrother this is what happens when people take their fanboy-ness too far. XD

[AlphaWolf211]

*Pill-ze has spazz attack*

Begley- I'll say.

[AlphaWolf211]

I want a Begley.

[gothmandy6]

awww Begley and baby satan is soo cute

[1152793]

MY GOD they talk so freaking fast ... so awesome

[MysticDragonPrincess]

@1152793

Thats why I love the episodes that have all the squirrils in them

[JBthatguy00]

Pill-Z: "Ohmahgawd, everything's going good on my part with the cards, but one day I gots a papercut so large that that I had to go to the hospital and then have my tonsils removed before an appendix exploaded and splattered my innerds on the wall like a dead baby from Satan's crib." ~~ "Ohmahgawd, I hate the naked people with the flatness and the naked ladies with those fancy things that are fatty substances of flesh and nothing..." Gah youtube comment limit too short! Can't post it all!

[aperson84]

Awwwwwwwww it's baby satin

[evilshedragon]

aww... poor little saitan

[exammaster]

"YOU ARE, THE WEAKEST LINK!!"

"No pay-raise for you... Jackass!"

[system7564]

"lick your own stamps u psycho"

"you are the weakest link!!!!"

[dxfan18]

11 jackasses will not get pay raises

[amberwolf12]

lick your own dam stamp

[urdoomed3]

the game

[KairiYajuuBckUp]

@urdoomed3 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU DX 3 WEEKS MAN! 3 WEEKS!!!!!

[exammaster]

@urdoomed3 I LOST! D:

[JBthatguy00]

@urdoomed3 you, sir, are evil... I too, just lost The Game :(

[jak00091]

I would like a card id be a squirl in a heart beat fuck white fuck blacks fuck asians fuck gays fuck straight i wanna be a squirl

[YashaProductions]

@jak00091 squirrel

[Blacklabowner]

Haha! Pilze was talking so fast but I love him. Begley is cool too!

[InvaderRek]

Can a ferret join this squirrely card club? :3

[oilfighter21]

@MultiOsterman walk in to a resturaunt during the after church crowd, fall to the floor, fake a sezuir, and yell all hail satan.

[KenshinZ121]

YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK!!!

[JinAsias]

I think this episode is so underrated

[jiggymonkey88]

i love begley - he needs to be in more episodes!

[Postwarchives]

i wana baby satan!!

[geradwaylover11]

lol poor satin

[geradwaylover11]

lol

[alexbcoolness]

Foamy:Begely!

*Begely throws Satan*

[BaccoraSenpai]

Dude, pilz-E slow down no one can understand u.

[EvanescenceXKISS]

begly, foamy and pilz-e rule! Pilz-E's my favorite squirrel :3

[Wraith3097]

no pay raise for you jack ass. XD

[VXXVXXXxXXxXXXXVXXV]

pilz-E FTW

[EmoYaoiFangirl]

wow. faomy leads the FCC....?

[SamChopping336]

I love how pilz-ee's eyes are drawn. The iris's are massive cos hes always spaced out and hes got bags cos he barely sleeps due to all the pills LOL xD

[corkscrewfork]

Can we have some Pilz-E subtitles? Please?

[KachuaOnWoW]

@corkscrewfork

0:42 I'm pretty sure he said "Oh my god, I hate the naked people with the flabbyness and the naked ladies with those panty-things that are fatty substances of fleshy nothing that all ends up dead flesh as if it were a slaughtered embryo on a bathroom floor with the cookie cutter smile on a fat tooth, some say it'll have a side-effect. Some say there's a side-effect of medication. *spazzy gibberish*"

Oh god, I understand the squirrel! WTF IS WRONG WITH ME!?

[corkscrewfork]

@KachuaOnWoW THANK YOUS!!!! And don't worry, you're just a better cult member than me ;)

[KachuaOnWoW]

@corkscrewfork

0:12 "Oh my god, everything's going good on my part with the cards but one day I gots a paper cut so large that-that I had to go to the hospital and then have my tonsils removed before an appendix exploded and splattered my innards on the wall like a dead baby from satan's crib"

[LordKazuzu]

I can never understand what Pilz-E is saying D:

[ChaosRuler86]

@LordKazuzu if you can understand Pilz-E, i means you're not listening

[faylinameir]

@LordKazuzu sadly I always understand him LOL

[RedMalice25]

I seriously want to see a part 2. of this.

[dnaivnae]

pil-Z rulezXD

[Nachoguy1523]

"Lick your own damn stamps you psycho." XD

[Kidsownyou1]

10 people are not in the foamy card cult.

[Streetracer2209]

Foamy reminds me of me Pilz-e of my friend james and Begley of my friend Hoff

[tatulover6602]

Could anyone understand what the one with the glasses said?

[fuertesara]

@tatulover6602 the 1 with glasses is pillz-e his name tells u wat his prob is (HINT:hes a pill-popper)

[tisvana18]

@tatulover6602 The first time was something about a papercut then an appendix exploding all over the wall.

I have no clue what Pillz-e said the second time.

[Emoanimegirls101]

Begely:*rocks Satin and makes humming noises*

Foamy:BEGELY!

XD

[RandomMindz]

@Emoanimegirls101

Begely: RIGHT (tosses the satan baby) um...it appears that overseas....

[haloguy09]

@Emoanimegirls101 Yes, post something, We JUST SAW, real original. You're SOOO funny.

[zachpkmn]

@haloguy09 really was that necessary...no it wasnt ok they were saying what their favorite part was and you had to come up and be a dick to them so shut up and leave people alone. ok it really pisses me off when someone has the nerve to pick on someone they dont even know but in real life they wouldnt dare say it for fear of getting their ass kicked. see its people like you that make me want to kill people like you...stupid, cocky, ass holes that hide behind a computer...fuck off.

[haloguy09]

@zachpkmn Lol, douche bag, I'm not hiding behind a computer, faggit, Bring it, I'll bring my Winchester bolt action.

[zachpkmn]

@haloguy09 ok tell me where to meet u ill kick ur ass u cocky little dickhead

[assassintwinat8]

@zachpkmn Yay, kick his ass? Can I come and watch?

[zachpkmn]

@assassintwinat8 yeah if u promise to bring a bodybag cause i dont have one

[LordDIORadio]

@haloguy09

Dude.

What the fuck?

OH IM NOT HIDING BEHIND A COMPUTER I'M MAKING MYSELF LOOK COOL BECAUSE IM A FUCKING INTERNET TOUGH GUY.

Dude, what the fuck do you mean Winchester bolt action?

[haloguy09]

@haloguy09 its a gun dirt bag

[TeaForMyLov]

@haloguy09 NERD RAGE AAAAHHHHHHHH

[goldtaills]

@haloguy09 .......

okay, well if its completely redone to death, why cant you rip on everyone else who does it?

just sayin.

[8285878984]

@jimmaytonner u are now an official pilze translator O.O

[jImmiejoe209]

@8285878984 thank you thank you... meth..

[allhailfoamy1]

m rather saddened by the fact that on every video meantioning the foamilian cult some ass wipe cock knocker brain washed to perfection by the most popular cult religion start getting pissy if you even jokingly mention worshiping another idiol.

it's a fucking cartoon and no sane person takes it to heart nor truely and i mean tryuely seriously fuck these fucking assholes who are so empty they fill thier time with trying to "convert the non believers" i hope they all die a horrid flaming death.

[8285878984]

@allhailfoamy1 =D yeah i agree! and besides this is realy a 'cult' per say XD it's more like a glorified club realy.

[ConHolio33]

does anyone know the name of the squirrel with the purple mohawk??

[JennyTHM]

@ConHolio33 Begly. ^^

[Spyrogirl95]

Where can I get a baby Satan doll? :D

[WolfPackLeaderMoon]

who's the squirrel with the purple mohawk?

[MsButters8]

@WolfPackLeaderMoon Begley!!!!

[switcharound]

is it bad that i can understand pill-ze now?

[ConHolio33]

@switcharound nope that can be a good thing

[lover1toph]

10 people didnt get accepted to the cult