Criminal Minds - 7x04 - Painless [Full Episode]

[oreocookiemilkshakes]

Reid...is just brilliant. I don't know what it is but there seems to be a lot more of the characters in this season, if that makes sense. I think it may be one of the better seasons for sure.

[rachel7418]

oh my gosh reid was like "son of a bitch..." i couldnt get off the floor from laughing so hard

[MojoPanda77]

The two people that disliked this must have had a bomb go off next to them. xD

[MojoPanda77]

Whoa what happened to Hotch's wife?

[HSM12121]

@MojoPanda77 she got shot in season 5 episode 9 by the reaper

[TheJasmineDreams]

Reid at the end was sooo funny xD i couldn't stop laughing! "now sit back, relax and listen to the sound of my screaming...AAAaaaAAaaaaaaAaaa­AAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhHhhhhhhhhHHHHh­" LMAO

[Atlanta346]

Reid: "Son of a bitch!"

[crystal20ak]

29;24 and 39;26 LOL so funny

[pinky97ful]

does anybody know the song at the begining?

[fartalilly]

REID AND MORGAN ARE SO CUTE!!!!!

[TheAniak1]

Whahahahahaha

That just proves that spence is indeed a genieus although morgans little prank was also amusing a constantly ringing phone could be a stresser in my opinion

Now my friend wants an mit graduate for herself I'm worried :-)

[EllyBellyBoo123]

'Now you get to listen to the dulcet sound of me s reaming! AAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Morgan: Hey babyg- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hhahaaaa i have to do that one day!

[nm3jb]

And the bit where Reid is like "yea like a bomb going of next to him" LOL

[nm3jb]

Omg I love Reid. That was A+ revenge right there Hahahaha. I couldn't stop laughing :)

[coleishot14]

Hotch is such an amazing dad, he tries so hard. I love Hotch.

[mgobluegrl93]

hahaha i love how morgan gave the reporters reid's name and number :D

[Brynnabeth15]

Hotch is such a good dad. :)

[jacobjacobpenguins]

I love Reid, he is soooo HAWT!!!!!

[TheFanFan11]

anybody else think of the episode of Friends at the beginning when the guy couldn't get the alarm to shut off ?

[CylonReidel]

Isn't it weird that every time something happens to Reid it's funny? 

[Sasu123456789x1]

This show is addictive! XD

[yunlee3]

"i don't want to make you sad." jack is the cutest kid ever!!

[zoonzeny4]

O M G laughed so hard: boiling ray son of a bitch, hi this is doctor spencer raid i actually can come to the phone right now with a very special message that your mother is a d.. !!!! lmfoao i love you reid!!! <3

[born2betalented]

What joke did morgan play on reid? I love this show! Also that part about the cheeto breath! and Jack saying Why We Doing This? THe cutest thing I have ever heard!

[perrine407]

@born2betalented he gave all da reporters his name and numbers dats why his phone kept ringing

[ayamekai1]

10:28 Morgan: It's Dr. Spencer Reid. R-E-I-D.

MEAN! LOL

[yesiamagenius]

what song is it at the beginning of it 

[23treylover]

MATTHEW GRAY GUBLER <3 <3 <3

[plumster80]

thanks so much for putting these up :)

[Hunch89Productions]

39:10 LOL

[jadoremaunier]

"...boiling ra-Son of a BITCH! HI, this is dr Spencer Reid and I actually CAN come to the phone right now with a very special message that your mother is a d-" hahahahahahahahahah

[DisneyGirlCA]

Oh my god, I just laughed my ass off at the end, that was hilarious to the nines!

[PeopleShouldSmile]

Now if only Hotch and Emily would get together and raise Jack <3

[lenasibreancatdog]

I broke laughed so hard

Reid is do funny

[EmoKingxUlquiorra]

@18:27 is that Beaver from Greek? XD

[PunkLiss]

Please stay tuned for the next 20 minutes listening to me scream WAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[allicat3321]

Reid just made my freakin day!! Love that guy! <33

[MasterHiruma01]

LOL

Reid: now sit back and enjoy while you hear me scream.. AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

Morgan: ok kid is that the best you got?

(Morgan's phone rings)

Morgan: hey baby girl..

Reid's voice: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Lol 😜😝

[EMMY095]

@MasterHiruma01 I always play that bit back when I am feeling down

[4everYGOTAS]

When Rossi was talking to Brandon at 13:03 I knew something great was coming. Then he said "Did he have a list?!" and I immediately yelled "DEATH NOTE!!! HE HAD A DEATH NOTEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[saramusicentral]

Reid is so fuckinh HOOTTT but Reid's prank was much better

and he's so cute when he smiles

[MissLongroad]

Even though this is a sad episode, I love it! Mostly because the Reid/Morgan pranks...

[SophieConnelly167]

@lulu30003 Morgan started the prank war because he was hustling Morgan in fantasy basketball. They had a betting pool (with other agents too) and Morgan didn't realise that Reid knew all about coaching and was just taking all his money :)

[grashalm196]

@SophieConnelly167 wich episode?

[lulu30003]

Hotch: So, how`d u get by in Paris?

Emily: I played a lot of online scrabble. With some girl named Cheeto Breath.

*JJ eating Cheeto`s.*

LOL

[lulu30003]

Did Morgan start the prank war because Reid beat him in basketball? LOL i loved this episode!

[DontWorryImHereNow]

And this is why Reid is my favorite character on this show. :)

[cocopopseyya]

LMFAO at the ending REID:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :DDD

[HannahIsTheShitMane]

Man , i wish they had this kinda FBI group in our state, cause in the end , they always find the killer.

[soleanna50]

All the unsub wanted was some recognition. He was the only one who looked the bomber in the eye and no one thanked him for his bravery. No wonder he's so pissed.

[soleanna50]

I feel bad for the unsub here, he just wanted some gratitude and he was the one who saved those kids. He would of appreciated a simple thank you.

[96maclovin]

thank you so much for uploading.. ahhh

[mathandsciencerocks]

REID-"i'm gonna crush you"

MORGAN-"what?"

REID-"what?"

:D i love reid

and he's so hot.

[VampireXSadist]

<3 the end with Reid and Morgan.... :')

[blacksuite1]

Why are all of you talking about Spencer? The ep was more than just that one moment. I was kinda hopeing the "bad guy" would win.

[15Positron]

That didn't hurt. LOL!!!!!!!!

[evernetherall]

For Crying Out LOUD @28:35-29:00 How fekkin FAST do these guys HAFFTA TALK?Plus include the gratuitous planting of every 6-syllable technic-lexicon reference available to throw into this mulligan stew! & also, can we pul-leeze knock-off the tiresome then-new 'paradigm' ref, "UN-sub??" {Sry sry but these kinds of production trix'n'skips really 'fly' with very few people. I know~it's an older movie & now I'm older too ... hahaha ... maybe crankier.} Happy New Year y'all, lol.

[vanessalola89]

@tequillababe123 Maybe he hav a FBI phone or sumthin!

[nlm1993]

Dude...I live in Boise....rather strange.

[raew25]

i think i may have just tore something from laughing so damn hard at how unmanly matthew's screaming was.

[evernetherall]

@raew25

no kiddin' lol echoes ^_^

[Zic0997]

I just wanna know how many people called that number

[Zic0997]

Never let it be said that Spencer Reid doesn't gave the single manliest scream on the planet

[mrkaelan1]

Totally freaken funny with the pranks and the mp3 and cell gets me every time

[tequillababe123]

How many people noticed this plot fail?

Morgan answering his phone on an airplane! Hmm no cell service at 35000 feet Morgan!

[698Shelly]

I know Jack is a character and not a real kid so to speak but he has to be one of the sweetest little people I have ever seen.....WANT!!

[miniricardo7]

The MP3 and phone scene was so funny. I'm still chuckling about it.

[41stgaming]

"marijuana addiction" - fuck you reid! ur supposed to know stuff! D:

[Pansy401]

"SON OF A BITCH!!!" LOL oh Reid you're so funny ^.^

[Pansy401]

LOL Reid and Morgan's little prank competition is hilarious xD

[alsomecommenter]

This episode is sooooo sad

[drone561]

Agreed..this was one of the times reid had me lol

[DarthBismarck]

Okay, the mp3 player had me chuckling, but the phone damn near put me on the floor.

[horsek1]

This reminds me of the COlumbine shooting, 13 people dead, bombs and guns, etc.

[horsek1]

This reminds me of the COlumbine shooting



[Lupefuckhat3rz]

Love the end love yuh reid jajajaja morgan

[Lupefuckhat3rz]

What the fuck crazy asz unsub

[Lupefuckhat3rz]

Lol mean morgan giving fake phone number lol saying he is reid love yhu

[LoveThrillerMJ]

HAHAHAHA I LOVE WHEN REID GETS MAD- "Son of a bitch!! Hi this is Spencer Reid....." ...HAHHAHAHAHA i play it over and over again.

[xemokid03x]

does anyone know the song from the beginning? please??

[NoMxAwKwaRdCuPcAkE]

haha Spencer is so funny in this episode :')

[blacksuite1]

I was going for the "bad guy" on this one.

[TheEpicSingers1]

hotch: how did u get by in paris?

prentiss: i played a lot of online scrable... with a girl named cheetoh breath.

(hotch looks back at jj eating cheetohs and smiles)

[TheEpicSingers1]

i am so happy aj cook is back :) ....but i will miss rachel nichols a little bit :(

[Wierdperson31]

Oh, boo fucking hoo. You didn't get your ten seconds of fame, so you decided to kill everyone else there. Little bitch.

[MissStargirl9]

Reid's so badass when he cusses... xD Love this episode...!-3

[TheDreamingMaya]

Yeah, what Ried did with Morgan's tunes was funny - but was JJ eating Malteasers in the back there - oh, no, Cheetos ....

[Glichtwich247]

Reid said son of a bitch. It was cute. :')

[Midnightwolf72]

I love you Jack.... sooooo much. Its so sad what happened to him, and it fills me with joy on how he deals with situations. Hes like my own son, except hes not. considering i am 14.

[TheDreamingMaya]

@Midnightwolf72 I get what you mean - he's almost too endearing ...

[149impala]

Morgan gave the media Reid's cell number....Straight hilarious :D

[funkmonker1000]

If u want to see Matthew say more bad words he's says fuck like 12 times in "how to be a serial killer"

[funkmonker1000]

I love Reid he is so sexy

[spiceymusic]

needsmoreprentissandreidscenes­>:|

[wweenn1000]

jajajaj Spencer es increible! XD

[GreenDayDudette2010]

The end with jack and hotch was sooooo cute :) I loved all the plane scene when Reid screamed in Morgan's ear through his headphones and then through his phone GO REID <3

[KFremling]

"Wait, were you one of the mean girls?" Haha. I like this convo between JJ and Reid!

"Feel free to call me if you have any other questions.."

"Ugh, what's your name sir?"

"It's Dr.Spencer Reid. R-E-I-D." Morgan SO did NOT know what he was getting himself into! But Haha I LOVE Reid's reaction! "Son of a b****! Hi, this is Dr. Spencer Reid, I actually can come to the phone right now with a very special message that your mother is a d-"

And of course, any bits of Jack..<3

[Animalsrule007]

Awesome and thank you for takig the time to put this on you tube. I love Criminal Minds. I am in the Dominican Republic right now an season 7 is not here yet. I left off on Season 6 so again thank U.

[MrEdouard123]

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[outsider903]

Hearing Reid yell son of a bitch was so damn funny.

[ksonification]

Hotch and Prentiss are so cute together. But then I like how she interacts with Morgan and Reid too. I think I just love Emily. She's so grounded and yet bada** at the same time. I am soooooo glad she is back!

[italianprincess1993]

what happened to Hotch's wife?

[ksonification]

@italianprincess1993 She was killed by The Reaper in the 100th episode.

[LoveThrillerMJ]

hey baby girl--- AHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHH AHHH!!!!!

hahahha lol.

[LoveThrillerMJ]

hahahahahaha. i love reid.

[charlescutchlow]

da best:)

[Sims3lover2010]

Lol, Reid and Morgan. Epic prank war, hope it lasts the rest of the season. Go Reid & Morgan!

[JessieJ980]

Is the first episode of this online???

[LoveFreakzLikeMe]

@JessieJ980 yep its under MrSupremeGenius 's videos

[JessieJ980]

Hahaha at 29:23 !!!

[libralice95]

who played the unsub? he's cute :)

[funkmonker1000]

I love Reid he's sooo sexy

[EcnelOvelam]

Anyone else think Slade was one of the most interesting antagonist?

[pewpewee]

i kinda want read's screaming in morgan's ears part my ringtone LOL

[MDKmyfav]

@pewpewee LOL I just recorded it and set it as my alarm

[imaeatchu5]

SON OF A BITCH

LMFAO never thought id hear that from reid, hes too innocent (L)

[crazymanganerd6]

Did anybody else notice how strange sounding Reid's voice was at 28:24ish?

[JessieJ980]

@crazymanganerd6

In the first few words he sound like Rossi!

[LNboboshow]

Wow. I mean like wow. Reid, remind me to NEVER get into a pranking war with you!

[Elizabeth111Music]

OMG Reid I freaking love you! xDDD I can totally see him screaming in Morgan's ear! What happened to the kid who was being teased for trick candles? xD And Jack is growing up! He doesn't even call Hotch "daddy" anymore! ♫ Oh darling don't you ever grow up, don't you ever grow up, just stay this little ♫

[totaltwinconnection2]

Where is my virgin Reid??? It's funny... but sooo out of character. Even going for a "your mother" insult.

[MrSupremeGenius]

So everyone doesn't keep asking, Rossi pulls out the white napkin to make it seem like a white flag, as in asking if either Reid or Morgan give up.

[KitsuneFreak]

whoa dang. Just last night the views were in the hundreds...

ANYWAY, Reid is the best <3 <3 <3

[PrincessSydney09]

Hotch is the best dad ever!

[ilikegreenthings96]

i think i like the second scream the best, but they're both so incredibly adorable!

[tigerlili97]

god, mgg is even sexy when he's yelling. and snoring :D

[chineyy141]

i love how reid said " son abitch" ahah

[kairiangel0331]

Reid screaming MUST be my new ringtone.

[Elizabeth111Music]

@kairiangel0331 Wow you are a genius! That is the best idea EVER! xD

[Natalie92883]

what did he say at 29:57-30:00? and it was funny when he said SON-OF-A-BITCH!he was going off! :)

[MoonlightMaven]

I love Reid! He's so awesome. If anybody makes a ringtone or something of him screaming, anything downloadable please give a link. I'll probably be watching this about five more times...today.

[ps7556]

Hahaha! Such a cute episode! Except for the serial killer part, but with the team... :)

[geekyclaire]

The prinicpal in the beginning looks a lot like my vice principal...weird...

Reid wins my Epic Win Award today! XD

Again, thanks so much for the upload! :D

[deeemm1234]

@MrSupremeGenius THANK YOU! You are awesome.

[deeemm1234]

I just LOVE criminal minds....

[Othelie]

Why the frack do they never wait for their lawyer? WHen will they learn?

[yaoi2lover]

XD LMAO REID!!!! ROFL RN EPIC WIN. I need that as a ring tone or something.

[71ajp]

What would i do without you, once again THANK YOU so so much for uploading :) god i love CM, and you for making it posible for me to keep up here in Denmark... Thank you, you rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Blenderluver88]

"SON OF A BITCH! HI!"

[TheHappyDaisy1]

@Blenderluver88 I woould have never expected that from Reid

[TheHappyDaisy1]

"Son of a bitch! Hi! This is Dr. Spencer Reid! I actually can come to the phone now with a very special message that you mother-" I wonder what would happen if you were on the other side of the conversation.

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

@TheHappyDaisy1 I'd be very happy to have Reid's cell #.

[plumster80]

@TheHappyDaisy1 classic

[brienisme]

40:55 love it! emily & jj!



[lovetvshows]

thank you thank you =) i woke up at 7 am to watch this =D thank you!! u made my birthday ;) lol sad ik xD

[MrSupremeGenius]

@lovetvshows Happy Birthday!! x

[lovetvshows]

@MrSupremeGenius lol thanks =D

[SarahSaharahaha]

ooooh anyone else thought of dialling Reid's phone number? :p

[HMC4ever12]

@SarahSaharahaha got a mass text the night that the episode ran, I was still at work. "555 code: not a legit number. don't even bother." didn't figure it out until I saw this now. LOVE!

[tittyboy16]

I didn't like this one. There wasn't enough Morgan and it was a little TOO Hotch overboard.

Hopefully next week's will be decent enough to watch.

[trplmmm]

hahahaah ahhhhh Reid and Morgan! I love them both! Yaaay!! I hope a prank war starts and lasts at least half of this season!!