Alan could say, "Hey, I killed Chef Boy-Ar- Dee- what are you going to do about it?", and make THAT sound creepy...that's why he's so funny! {And then "someone in the audience" rushes up to him and says, "You bastard! I LOVED his Beefaroni!", and proceeds to punch his face out- what IS "real" on the Letterman show, eh?}
No, you humorless geek is the asshole. Me being very closely tied to Wakko Warner, Don Knott's biggest fan, I loved Don, too. I was shocked to hear about his death three months after it actually happened. Now I still find it hard to believe that he's gone and in one of the most horrible ways. With a crappy Disney Digital movie being his last. Still you know he was just kidding. Where's your sense of humor?
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There's nothing funny here. It's very disrespectful to joke about someone's passing. I heard about Don's passing the day after he died. 3 months later?? You don't get out much do you?? This was morbid and tasteless! Of course David Letterman is a waste of time too! I have the greatest sense of humor in the world!! Nothing funny about this video or Alan Kalter! Don't reply to my post until you get an education and learn how to type!
You take this too seriously for someone who has "the greatest sense of humor in the world!!". Alan said it was something funny. You know he didn't kill Don. You wouldn't luagh at something that wasn't funny and if you heard someone REALLY confessed to murder, that ain't exactly funny. German country housing is where I live so I can't get american TV. Of course, material like this is direspectful. Just becuase he is dead doesn't mean his laughs both old and new are, too.
NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :(
Thriftshoplifters 9 months ago
This is in bad taste. But if it makes people laugh, then it's not necessarily a bad thing. After all, that's what Don Knotts did for a living.
bachkirche 2 years ago
This is fantastic.
chesterdouglas 2 years ago
Kalter is genius. More Kalter!!!
TheLotusMantis 2 years ago
Damn...if you would have just left this a surprise instead of giving away the joke in the title, it would have been 5 times funnier
myunclesnephew 2 years ago 7
I honestly thought Don Knotts was already dead.
wright2k 2 years ago
he is
bencw05 2 years ago
I LOVE Alan's expression! Ha,ha!
youlittlemonkey 2 years ago
I love his creepy grin!
pgy002 3 years ago
Alan Kalter makes it so creepy and funny.
lilI102084 3 years ago 3
I love this, it's so random. Especially funny is the extended smile at the end.
TomPiltoff 4 years ago 7
Alan could say, "Hey, I killed Chef Boy-Ar- Dee- what are you going to do about it?", and make THAT sound creepy...that's why he's so funny! {And then "someone in the audience" rushes up to him and says, "You bastard! I LOVED his Beefaroni!", and proceeds to punch his face out- what IS "real" on the Letterman show, eh?}
fromthesidelines 4 years ago
Fuck this is creepy. Scares the shit out of me.
dirtius 4 years ago
shut up
lilI102084 3 years ago
fuck ilaugh everytime at this MORE BIG RED PLZZPLZPZL
brn8 4 years ago 15
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Very disrespectful! He's a stupid asshole!
sproutgerkin 4 years ago
No, you humorless geek is the asshole. Me being very closely tied to Wakko Warner, Don Knott's biggest fan, I loved Don, too. I was shocked to hear about his death three months after it actually happened. Now I still find it hard to believe that he's gone and in one of the most horrible ways. With a crappy Disney Digital movie being his last. Still you know he was just kidding. Where's your sense of humor?
bpCodes2u 4 years ago 5
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There's nothing funny here. It's very disrespectful to joke about someone's passing. I heard about Don's passing the day after he died. 3 months later?? You don't get out much do you?? This was morbid and tasteless! Of course David Letterman is a waste of time too! I have the greatest sense of humor in the world!! Nothing funny about this video or Alan Kalter! Don't reply to my post until you get an education and learn how to type!
sproutgerkin 4 years ago
You take this too seriously for someone who has "the greatest sense of humor in the world!!". Alan said it was something funny. You know he didn't kill Don. You wouldn't luagh at something that wasn't funny and if you heard someone REALLY confessed to murder, that ain't exactly funny. German country housing is where I live so I can't get american TV. Of course, material like this is direspectful. Just becuase he is dead doesn't mean his laughs both old and new are, too.
bpCodes2u 4 years ago 5
Hey, wanna hear something crazy? I killed Jesus Christ. Whatta you gonna do about it?
ActionSchmuck 4 years ago 3
Anyone who claims to have the "best sense of humor in the world", does not have the best sense of humor in the world.
slap1328 4 years ago 4
Go buy a sense of humor.
davidnc76 4 years ago 2
...LOL
whymfrost 4 years ago 2
I love this man. Him and Biff, both from Letterman. Amazing.
PolysaturatedFat 4 years ago 7
LOL, Alan is grade A CLASSIC GENIUS. I don't know why he isn't featured more.
sniper479 4 years ago 7
ROTFLMAO!!! Nobody does creepy like Alan 'Big Red' Kalter!
terjer01 4 years ago 10