Scrubs Best Rant Ever

[sadlfgsfdhfd]

KNIIFE WREENCH pratical and safe

[AndraeOneX4Life]

this was the first time i noticed the ink on top of Ted's head

[Th4tXbox360N3wb]

practicul and safe :) WAOH! :O

[SKALiber1]

Thank god for netflix.

[thesephantomeyes]

Idk why but I completely lose it when the janitor says I made shoes for my rabbit! XD

[pendragonshall]

Well to bad they felt the need like every other show to put in an anti-God message. All shows seem to at some point if not regularly do that. Yep I know, all you atheists will balk but its true. And if it doesn't bother you , great. Lets see if we could get a pro God message in EVERY show and sometimes a lot. aethists would cry themselves into hysterics.

[sugarpunch18]

@pendragonshall I don't think it's an anti-god message, I think they're just stating what Dr. Cox believes himself. I can imagine that after seeing as much as he has as a doctor that it was hard for him to still believe in god.

[Roccersc]

@pendragonshall You clearly haven't watched all episodes of Scrubs. This is not an 'anti-god message'. It's a joke coming from a character who doesn't believe in anything. Watch the episode where Laverne dies.

[D4NNY1990]

am i the only one that laughed at " its so good its like crack" lol or maybe it was just Carla's laugh

[Hubertinho1]

awwwwwwhhh..

awwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhh!

[TotalImplosion]

If you find this funny or amusing or entertaining or in any way feel like having a similar experience; stand in front of the mirror and slap yourself in the face, until the inclination leaves you and do it that way, for the rest of your life. You too, can overcome pathetic.

[sniperassult100]

no the song they play when they do the snoop dogg flash back in this video

[sniperassult100]

whats the song?

[Biggniels]

@sniperassult100 u mean this one /watch?v=C7d-qdQ893o

[coxeroney]

3:36 lool carla trying not to laugh

[CaptainAlias]

Dr. Kelso is really funny...Now that I think about it, I almost always laugh at the scenes with him.

[pocketsfullofnothing]

Knife-WREEEEEEEENCH! Practical and safe :D

[rainbowmuppet]

"I'm not a sad-sack, am I?"

"Ted, your pen exploded."

"Aaaaaaaawh....AAAAAAAAAWH."

[123461017]

"yeah well you know i do what i do, when i do what i do" hahaha

[albinoindian200k]

carla you rascal i cant help but notice you love making jokes. LOOL

[n00bAvengerftw]

KNIFE-WREEEEEEEEEEEEENCH! >:D

[Drummer24seven]

Dr Cox disliked 5,721 people who liked this video. I wanted to do that, because I may of broke one of my rules about posting comments like these, but I could not resist. Personally those people who liked the videohave good taste.

[sexypotterhead]

my name's alice xD

[nani0san]

what episode was the (main) rant from??

[lillady07]

@nani0san My goldfish bowl

[nani0san]

@lillady07 okay thanks :3

[Dallas8844]

Knife-wreeennnch!

For kids!

[olearyciara]

Knife-Rench!!! :D

[KingHarkinian]

3:11 HAHAHA xD

I've never seen that before xD xD

[BoredDudeProduction]

@KingHarkinian It's from the Musical Episode.

[2naruto1]

ha believing in god

[l28l28]

i want a knife wrench!! SAFE!! (apparently)

[AbnormalAstronauts]

Knife WRENCHHH! <3

[TrinHetalian]

FFFFFFFFFFF--- THE MUSICAL EPISODE. I CAN'T FIND THAT ONE'S NUMBER.. ; _;

[BookwormishBecca]

"KNIIIFE-WREEEEEENCH!"

[sutkama]

"Carla you rascal!" LOL

[narcisistichater]

"Ted, your pen exploded."

" Aww....

AWWWWWW!"

[marrowthebeast]

THUMBS UP FOR SCRUBS :)

[SpavnOvHel]

Practical and safe! -stab- Woohoooa!

[nsp22]

Dr. Cox rant-song, which episode is that?!

[Akazury]

@nsp22 The rant song is from the season 6 episode My Musical

[Defenseman619]

bad edit for emotional trainwreck.

[HoodwinkedbyanAngel]

The following video has been rated as the greatest rant on the Internet and yet Google and YouTube censored it to where it doesn't even show up for the first 35 pages starting with the words Bellybutton Horror so Google the following video title for the laughable lifetime!

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[[[BELLY BUTTON HORROR & FLUORIDE / RADIATION IS MURDERING THE PEOPLES OF THE WORLD by Michael Fazio ]]

[misermania]

kniiiiife wreeeeench

[DCUniverse43]

comitttttttttttttttt!!!!



[XoNicolehedgieoX]

KNIFE WRENCH!

[TemplarLucas]

@XoNicolehedgieoX For kids!

[GamerKitty45]

"And Ted is the hospital sad-sack."

"I am?"

"Yes."

"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwh..."

[sayyeddy]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[theguywhoannoysme]

'Colonel Doctor'. I love the way he says that.

Hell, I loved this whole thing.

[IIemzyII]

"Well ya know I do what I do when I do what I do." Hahahaaaaa

[Thenarutouzamiky]

224 people dont have shoes for their rabbit

[MrBuch169169]

Laverne believes in 'God', which is hilarious to me...

I love Dr Cox. xD

[loopy1ist]

"You would here crickets chirping but they were too uncomfortable about just how unfunny that actually was..."

[donut33333]

RUINED WITH ALL THE GAY CLIP SPLICING

[jakecr997]

ma hoe's r gonna love this

[jakecr997]

ma hoe's r gonna love this

[Ellie72127]

"and Ted is the hospital sad sack"

"I am?"

"Yes"

"aaaaawwwwww"

Ted is so cute!

[mslisa6824]

"You'd hear crickets chirping, but they were too uncomfortable just how unfunny that was" sooooo gonna use that one:p

[paramoregirly]

"Holy hell are my boxers made of wool? 'Cause my weasel's getting heat stroke." Best Bob line ever!

[markgunking1]

committttttttttt.........t best part in the whole video

[SteveMND]

This would've been a hundred times better if it were just the actual clip itself, and didn't have all those extra bits awkwardly shoehorned in.

[TEdoubleGZ]

Ted, your pen exploded.

Awwwww-?Ohhhhh!

funniest part in the whole video XD

[CanaryKeeper]

lol Ted XD

[DarkprinceCs]

Practical and safe, Slash... WHOOOEAAAAh

[Wolfaura95]

xD ted at the end

[tkbrainslug]

brilliant

[TheZilberberg]

nice work

[SCarsonSOAD]

You know I do what I do when I do what I do!

[Dawnraider13]

this is why Dr. Cox is the man, his rant's are funny

[hmm0991]

this is sooo cool ! :P

[burnthewitchXD]

you know a fun way to find a name for your daughter is to watch any episode of scrubs and use the first name jd is called by dr cox

[xwhinstonx]

5 for urmm keep pressing it and 7 for hey jd get me some shoes

[xwhinstonx]

5 for urmm

[chancestreak]

KNIFE-WRENCH!

Practical and safe.

Best. Line. Ever.

I've never seen Scrubs, except for some clips on Youtube, but the janitor guy is my favorite character. Because there was also "keeping a globe on his janitor cart in case he gets lost" LOL!

[MCB400100]

@chancestreak dr cox is the funniest trust me

[chancestreak]

@MCB400100 I like Janitor more though. :3

IMO Cox = cocks. so. xD

[mmmoviefreak]

@chancestreak Did you ever notice Matthew PERRY+Courtney COX= PERRY COX!!!

I don't know if that's how they gave him his name! but could be

[illjoni]

what's that music when snoop dogg intern...resident...walks by with the snake at 2:38?

[TheEsperanza243]

I love Ted. I'm so glad he met Gooch. They are so good together.

[mmmoviefreak]

@TheEsperanza243 actually they broke up! Bill Lawrence, the producer of Scrubs is also the producer of Cougar Town. And in the last ep. of Cougar Town season 2, the cast went to Hawaii and they met Ted! He was the same character and he was really sad and said his girlfriend left him!

sorry to ruin it for you! haha

[mmmoviefreak]

@TheEsperanza243 actually here's a link to his scenes: watch?v=kuPr5lvCOzk

[TheEsperanza243]

@mmmoviefreak Thanks. I'll watch it when I actually get to the episode of him and Gooch.

[LukeRegWebster]

if you keep pressing 8 dr cox is saying teddy :)

[ninjafighter]

This is pure genious rant

[CresentSanctuary]

her hair looks great like that

[MasterJediV]

LOL Dr. Cox as Alice from the brady bunch!

[MisterNinjaPineapple]

keep clicking 5 for a nervous JD

[CEALofDeath]

XD IT'S ON HIS HEAD!!!

[albusfr]

T-t-ttt--t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t....­T

[batmonibat]

Knife-wrench. Practical and safe. Whoooaaaaaaa!

[Bluesummers89]

KNIIIFE WREEEEENCH; for kids.

[dillweed04]

Bob Kelso made 219 accounts just to hate on Dr. Cox.

[jakecr997]

my weasles gettin heat stroke

Can't stand up

[89sweetsweet]

"i made shoes for my rabbit" XD

[Superboss1]

Holy hell are my boxer made of wool? Cause my weasel is getting a heat stroke. LMAO, gotta love Kelso.

[CODblackandWhite]

i like dr.cox's face when he said nerdy sex

[nato2357]

Turk is the best god damn shuffler in the world TURK FTW!!!!!!

[PhenomonalStudios]

Knife-wrench!!!!!

[Sc33n3]

"I made shoes for my rabbit."

I fell off my chair. :D

[BBryan1987]

*insert quote from video here for thumbs ups*

[yogurst666]

carla is funny because she isnt :D

[javierjiggles]

He was...

[madhat1979]

It's funny cause we all know a sad sack like Ted or a perv like Todd

[Mrcoolization]

the todd: i need suction

female surgeon: the patient isnt here yet

the todd: exactly

[nathanielweiss87]

Oh no carla's not funny!!

Shocker!!!

[KBxFlare]

I actually made shoes for my rabbit

[luvdarats]

What episode 1:02

[Keihzaru]

Lavernne believes in god, wich is hillarious to me.

XD best line in the whoel video XD

[shaddowmoses91]

@Keihzaru we gotta make your comment top rated lol

[BMSMisFits]

crickets lolol

[reillyboy100]

yeah some people may not agree with me but

i'd bang carla...

[alanmelder16]

@reillyboy100 after ted's "Hey ya" song who wouldnt?

[KesserCFC4eva]

At 3:07 I had to pause the video coz I was laughing so hard at Dr.Cox's 'T'-ing XD

God I love this show

[xXxXxEulexXxXx]

1:16 why is Turk pointing to his right arm when he has a watch on his left arm he could point at? xD

[Kido336]

Press 2 for anal

[weinerkat]

Just to be clear...what does Turk do?

[reillyboy100]

@weinerkat he's a surgeon

[NicoliLT]

"And Ted is the hospital sad sack" - "I am?" - "Yes" - "Awwww"... Ted is so awesome.

[Kido336]

The end is the best!!! xD

[kendal231]

216 people dont have shoes for their rabbit

[deadaleta]

@kendal231 and any more that dislike this had their pens explode, got it on their hands, and then their heads. Sad sacks.

[Emily11111111]

I like this more than the real one that Scrubs made 

[SkateGeek231]

press 6 for funny cox

[TheKobe125]

best part is ted ur pen is leaking arrhhhhh!!

[xXAlbinoCrowXx]

215 people have heat-struck weasles

[KittyKatKute]

"awwwwwwww- AWWWWWWWWWWWW!"

[mashmusic11235]

Knife wrench! Practical and safe!

Waahh...

[alverniagolfer]

The JD part did not make sense at all with how he is

[gatin9015]

Knife-Wrench. For kids! Regards from Argentina!!

[engLshn]

In which season /episode is that?

[calcephony]

This is why Scrubs is the best. :D

[cadvan6]

That dance part with Turk is one of my favourite moments in scrubs.

[Jallorn]

You know, that clip really isn't Elliot being an "anal-retentive train wreck," that's Julie being klutzy and Elliot getting in the way.

[TheMeezProductions]

1:19

Activate! Form of an ice manora!

[IIIIZenoIIII]

"KNIFEWRENCH!! Practical and safe...."

-Slit-

"WAHHH!" XDDD

[12123bubbles]

press 2 for anal

[19igotdonuts93]

Ted your pen exploded

awwww...... AWWW!

[kellark12]

1:16 he's wearing a watch, yet he point to the other wrist

[venci16]

isn't the aprt it's so good, it's like crack,if i'm not mistaking dr cox did that line before

[xjedijonx]

@toontownsrs For kids!

[toontownsrs]

@xjedijonx

ofc;-)

[silverinferno67]

Ted found a clue a blues clue

[yugiohinsanity]

"The hell, are my new boxers made of wool? 'Cause my weasel's gettng heat stroke"

[MrBombastic9001]

3, nuff said :P

[AwesomePlzInc]

"And Ted is the hospital SAD sack."

"I am?"

"Yes."

"Awwww."

LOLZA.

[indiff86]

8 for ET

[dabone7]

i cant beleave turk died in the movie Skyline. i stopped watching that movie from then on.

[torchwoody58]

My weasel's gettin' heat stroke!

[massakatoni]

press 6 & 8

[myhappyfunkyworld]

It's so good, it's like crack hahahaha

[myhappyfunkyworld]

It's so good, it's like crack hahahah

[MilitiaMackMusic]

JANITOR & DR COX

[MaxZimsBeats]

press 2 for anal.

[DrLeoable]

Which episode is it at 2:17 ?

[ItsColdInNorway]

Press 8 many times and laugh

[AllUpOns13]

Long live Kelso.

[EK916pitbull]

PMSFL kelso is classic well the whole cast is just kelso makes me laugh most

[schredder12]

Ted you pen exploded.

whaaaa

whaaaaw

[vampyreakura]

@schredder12 lmao!!! im a scrubs fan for life = D

[sam5248]

i can't believe dr cox dressed up as a maid

[jessiecool007]

@sam5248

LOL I'd imagined JD saying: Who's the girl now? 8D

[slamshrk31]

what has 2 thumbs and doesnt give a crap....bob kelso pleased to meet you

what has 2 thumbs and still doesnt give a crap...bob kelso

[TheRandomfanboy]

@slamshrk31

I thought we met?

[Slame333]

"Well you know ido what i do what i do what i do"

[aidakensuke]

oh ted...:) i'm so sorry for you

[TELFORD88]

i love snoop dogg resident lol

[ElGeecho]

Really could have done without the interludes. They took away from the rant.

[Jimmo777]

how does she know what crack is like? :P

[sycghost]

SOLD! BEST...SCRUBS CLIP...EVER!

[retwegtggeg]

This video is the first Scrubs video. That made me laugh out loud. Well done sir!

[jenafizzle13]

DRILL FORK! ITS A DRILL! AND A FORK!

[mtaylor1933]

carla looks BANGTIDY in this video

[mastercooly7]

i love how unfunny carlas jokes are loool

[collio1215]

Knife-wrench FOR KIDS

[monkeyandmoose]

if you press 8 it sounds like he's saying E.T

[SuicideOrSurvive]

this is soooo goood it's like Crack