Final Sacrifice 2 of 9

[ChaoticYak]

WATER ME!

[ChrisandAmie]

I'm glad I don't have any friends cause then I wouldn't be able to do this.

[elricmb]

@ChrisandAmie Tell me about it

[Imawizardbro]

"I want to know what happened to you"

Mike: "I died.."

Lmfao!

[thefaboloussob]

7:50 7 Years After People: While Canada remains desolate & devoid of man, one truck makes a last gasp for survival.

[soURfunnyYOUthink]

Bigjplay for president!!

[kftc88]

You know, if Troy was like his farther, then the cult probably didn't even need a gun to kill him, they could have just taken him out with a noogie to the cranium.

[TheGreekMan1981]

Thumbs Up to BRING BACK MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000!!!!!!

[TheJinxrr]

@TheGreekMan1981 Or google rifftrax.



[dethbeams]

Larry Csonka!;p

[ayerjake]

"Someones hitting a fryingpan, must be 8 o clock"



[KingSnarf]

You're never too old for Batman pajamas.

[ShrugMeSilly245]

I don't know what happened to you...

He died!

[silentnight99999]

thumbs up if you've watched this more than 3 times !!

[DamianWayne777]

@silentnight99999 I watch this particular episode (first I'd ever seen of the show) at least once a week.

[thefaboloussob]

@silentnight99999 Even better; I got the DVD.(Volume XVII)

[ThePRIMEMINISTRY]

This series, and this episode in particular, is perfect excellence exemplified.

BigJplay for president!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bigjplay]

@ThePRIMEMINISTRY You are too kind

[DickieAnginson]

"Seven years later..."

[shmood3000]

3 people never should have filed that sandwich.

[OzzyFan87]

Ok, so i'm playing a drinking game. Everytime Canada, Larry Csonka, Rowsdower, or any kind of alcohol is mentioned, I take a drink. Also, if the guys use a Canadian accent at anytime, I take a drink. Ohh, and I have to drink through the entire Canada song by the guys. lol I'm pretty sure i'll be smashed at the end of this haha. If not, i'll have to make one up to Space Munity....

[dcbandnerd]

So many 1970s Dolphins jokes..

[TheMerlinOfAR]

I forgot just how many things the crew said that I dont understand. Did Mike say "Apparently Aunti never got laid off after the war"? Who is Aunti? Which war? I only understand about a third of what they are talking about but I still love this show.

[vampirehunter42]

@TheMerlinOfAR Don't know if it were a real question or not. But I think Aunti is the old woman caring for him, at least that is what I think that letter is signed. (hard to read in this format). But I think the war is WWII, the joke being she was working in an airplane plant or something and is still doing so. With a woman of that age working the night shift somewhere.

But yea, even with google working out some of their jokes is a little hard.

[shiftyjake]

@TheMerlinOfAR I know how you feel. I started watching this during the SciFi Channel years when I was in middle school, so you can guess how many jokes I didn't get. On the other hand, I feel like I get a new joke every time I watch an ep, so that's pretty cool :)

[Jessability]

Too bad his mother didn't live to see lip injections.

[jekblom123]

I love all of these csonka jokes.

[ChaoticYak]

Oh, I'm a caution!

[Assissan1232]

AH! Sex: male, see I am! XD

[Kendorager]

On those days when I miss being a nerd in high school, i just look to troy mcgregor for renewed inspiration.

[erinfrigginsena]

Man, I'm 25! I hope I hit puberty SOON!

[UpSky2]

Should've asked for the number for 'Man Vs. Wild' Channel too while I was at it.  Darn!

[P2000Camaro]

No he was masculine and likeable..

[MichRockHop81108]

servos song about larry zonka is so funny. XPPP

[myyaoibetch3]

This is where I've secreted away all my red sweaters <3

[Theburn77]

Mrs. Costanza!

[kkarls1]

"Boy it's a good thing I don't have any friends, cuz then I wouldn't be able to do this!"

[DAVIDInitiative]

"This scene was lit by an itty-bitty book light."

"Ugh, shouldn't have filed that sandwich."

"Let's see... cheerleaders... classmates... teachers I didn't like."

"Delayed Puberty Awareness programs, here!"

"Hey, get this caterpillar off my lip!"

Yes, you're very much like him... "if I'm thinking of the right guy." LOL

[johnnyfive22]

I have always wondered why this particular episode is the most remembered by fans when you have classics like Screaming skull and Time chasers, Space mutiny and soul taker. Then watching this movie i think that it was one of actually good bad movies that was on the show lol.

[PooPoo2U]

@johnnyfive22: those are good but the thing is that some of the older ones are just harder to watch cause they're a bit wordy and drawn out, but final sacrifice just seems to be perfect for the idea.

it's like a perfect canvas for riffing.

[NYG4LIFE123]

If you lived here, you'd be in hell by now!

[captainhowdy01]

"How many geeks does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

"He's going to find out his dad was a rodeo clown."

[johnnyhorror92182]

"I gotta find the warranty on this sweater!"

[Raithious]

Seven years later and the kid is just now wanting to find out about his dad? He takes procrastination to a whole new level.

[LonewolfSojourner]

@Raithious Meh, Auntie/Grandma/House keeper or what ever the hell her relation to the kid may have just done a better job Stone Walling him when he he was younger.

[ChaoticYak]

...and the investigation comes to a close!

[clemmyjohnson]

Well, if I'm going to be a ventriloquist dummy...

[changyimei]

He's gonna find out his dad was a Rodeo Clown!

[cshern]

look at that f'ing hipster!!

[Dragmack]

how the hell is this kid's mom british?

[Kinemacolour]

@Dragmack Mine is.

[lad420]

Can I have the number for Mike Pipper......No

[watda74]

8:13 Our hero, ladies and gentlemen! Behold the legend! lol

-If you lived here, you'd be in Hell by now.

[glass0bees]

" 'Sex: Male.' See, I am!"

[marie1w]

"MVP Superbowl VIII.Miami" LOL..."Morning Larry"..lol....."and the investigation comes to a close" lol....."i'm a caution" lol

[Gigrantula58]

Holy Cow! 1:49! It is! Larry Csonka!

[COIVIIVI0DOR364]

I looove the Larry Csonka jokes.

[jcReno19]

I wonder where "Eagle pant," Canada is located? Pipper must love it out there!

[Dragmack]

@jcReno19 i never knew eagles wore them in the first place!

[Cassavius]

Uh oh, the town's alternator is shot XD

[Tareltonlives]

"MVP. Superbowl VIII. For Miami" Before this episode, I had no idea who Larry Csonka is.

"Canada is for lovers!"

[IrishAmericana]

"no, he was masculine and likeable" hahahhaha

[jcReno19]

"...and I will be the on the one, to hold Larry Csonka down,...

kiss him so hard...

I'll take Larry Csonka's breath away..." xD

[CarolinaOcelot]

Mrs. Costanza!

[21after2]

"No wonder dad lost his money, he invested in a lemon mine..."

[fledermaus81]

How anyone can keep up with this movie's lightning-fast pacing is beyond me...

[watda74]

-Check out the Linc Hayes Topiary.

-Cool!

'The Mod Squad', classic cop show from late 60s-early 70s; before most of you all's time, of course. lol

[TheRj713]

"He was a Good Hamster" (sniff)

[ChaoticYak]

This scene was lit by an itty-bitty book light.

I'm glad I don't have any friends cause then I wouldn't be able to do this.

[joemomma46]

"Seven Years Later"

"Aw it's the 'came with the frame' family"

[InterEDGE]

"when its above 50 or below 40 IT NEVER STARTS!!!"

[LSUTigers712]

"Yes, you are very much like him"

"If I am thinking of the right guy..."

[Firesidetalker]

UHHH this movie's pacing!

[sweetmother2406]

Mrs. Costanza!

[ChaoticYak]

He was made in the image of an egg noodle!

Well, if I"m going to be a ventriloquist dummy, I'd better get used to living in this trunk.

[gndn47]

My grandpa knew Larry Csonka, he used to talk about him all the time. If you don't know, he was a football player for the Miami Dolphins and he looked exactly like that guy in the movie.

[OzzyFan87]

"P.S. theres weight gain powder in the fridge."

[LaDracul]

That kid looks like Nick Stahl...

[psycher7]

@LaDracul Actually I think he looks like Gilligan. Although that might just be the outfit.

[SgtHydra]

Delayed puberty awareness program XD

[ronvins]

"Someone's hitting a frying pan which means it's 8:00"

[Freebleeper]

It's says "DO NOT WRINKLE!"

[Melchiorsmith]

Who the heck is Larry Zonka?

[coscientology]

@Melchiorsmith football player. looks like the guy in the picture. pretty funny.

[SundaraKapasalathi]

@Melchiorsmith Larry Csonka is a retired football fullback. He used to play for the Miami Dolphins, I think.

[marie1w]

"ive gotta find the warranty on this sweater" "some guys really can pull off leggings" "transcripts from the Patski Kaverov Match" lol too funny.

[mejasond]

Every time I watch a MST3K, I always imagine what the movie would be like if the characters actually said what Mike, and the bots say when they mock the characters.

[changyimei]

@mejasond I'm sure if you look you can find the movies without the necessary commentary. Horrifying! Track of the Moon Beast is just one example! :P

[wewenono77]

I wonder if there's BEER on the Sun????

[yaywhewclips242]

All these wimpy heroes: "Squirm" "Time Trackers" "boggy creek II" ("will U do some push-ups kid?!".

[xLordOfTheFliesx]

"The time is six four..."

"Mrs. Costanza!"

"Don't work too late..." "...I'll lock you in as usual."

[theSuperMetroid]

am i like him?

No he was masculine and likable

LMFAO

[Iwuznothere]

Why is there a wind tunnel in this house?

[johnnui]

I'n sure glad that I don't have any friends otherwise I wouldn't be able to do this. XD

[ChaoticYak]

I don't care if I'm too old. I'm going to get my Batman pajamas back out of here.

[InterEDGE]

"no wonder dad lost all his money, he invested in lemon mines."

[OzzyFan87]

"Its Larry Csonka"

[snikt2k10]

This kid looks like justing Long with down-syndrome.

Alright all you nay-sayers. Bring it on.

[ElveeKaye]

They sure have a tiny fridge in that kitchen!

[gigantor59]

aw finally, grandma's head. thats really funny!!!

[lmerr]

Gah, those Larry Csonka references never get old. Haha

[ChaoticYak]

I've got to find the warranty on this sweater.

[theatr1cal]

"Man, I'm 25, I hope I hit puberty soon."

[kyeran441]

Carry on with your own life, once you get one

[crowTserling]

He was made in the image of an egg noodle.

[leech2008]

"if you lived here you'd be in hell by now" LOL

[tagginos]

Say hello to Jim Kcick for me.

[jlambertstl]

"Mrs. Costanza!" lol Why does she have a British accent?

[PubliusAfricanus]

What would the world be like without Canadians?

[Amciel17]

I dunno...we probably wouldn't notice. (kidding!)

[modchic720]

"I don't care if I'm too old, I'm getting my Batman pajamas back outta here."

[joemomma46]

"Am i like him?"

"No, he was masculine and likable."

[olivemike81]

@joemomma46 If I'm thinking of the right guy.

[DDRPaladin356]

Larry Czonka! Cracks me up every time.

[Victoria0is0awesome]

"im gonna color it!"

[MustangSheilaK]

"Man, he's just poured into that sweater!"

HAHAHAHhahahahahaha!!!

[kkarls1]

Haha, "I'll lock you in as usual"

When I first saw this, i was laughing so hard I was literally crying.

[bgfilms]

It says "do not wrinkle".

[angelsnlullabies]

"Ha! Sex: Male. See, I am!"

[weareknown]

"I want to know what happened to you...

"I died."

HAHHAHA

[PooPoo2U]

@weareknown: "you farmas' son?" "yea, did you know him?"

"know him? HE WAS DELICIOUS!" XD

[weatherman15]

"It's Mrs. Costanza!" lol

[somonesetusupthebomb]

i hate this movie, nothing ever happens

[cmurphy2826]

"I want to know what happened to you."

"...I died."

[brecheisen1]

LOL.. I LOVED THAT PART!!!

[CarlosMcMaximus]

"Ah, Finally! Grandma's Head...."

[ManaAdvent]

"He was a good hamster."

"Oh, this is where they get all the stuff for TGI Fridays."

"He's gonna find out his dad was a rodeo clown."

"I got to find the warranty on this sweater!"

"I'm gonna color it!"

"And who says there aren't any nice homes in Canada?"

"If you lived here, you'd be in hell by now."

[slothbp]

"Was I like him?"

"No he was masculine and likable."

Too Funny

[Servocaster]

Now we know where Gilligans shirt went.

[gamegod195]

"no wonder dad lost all his money. he invested in lemon mines."

ROFLMAO

[Scaltt]

"It says do not wrinkle"

[pisschrist557]

lmao 8:20 "someone is scratching his belly"

[aMANnamedW]

"The time is 6 4"

rofl

[BloodylocksBathory]

He's working on his Bud Cort scrapbook.

[KaristaSwiss]

hes a Pipper wouldnt you like to be a

NOOOOOOO

[johnnui]

Man, he is just poured into that sweater. XD

[sillygrl23]

"And I want to be the one to hold Larry Zonka down and kiss him...so hmm hmmm hmmm." lol, love the Larry Zonka jokes

[xMandyVx]

"Dad, I want to know what happen to you."

"I died"

Priceless.

x3

[buffypython]

"I want to know what happened to you." "I died!"

"Uh-oh! The town's alternator is shot!"

[9r9t3]

"And i will be the one to hold Larry Csonka down, kiss him so hard, i'll take Larry Csonka's breath away . . ."

[CrackerJack06]

YAWWN "Morning Larry"

[PhantomPatriotZero]

Has this episode ever shown up on an official dvd?

[showerandbath]

Your local time is 6:4.

[Tareltonlives]

This has to be one of my favorite episodes.

"I'm glad I don't have any friends. Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to do this"

[johnnui]

See, sex male. There, I am.

[StoneColdSergio]

The guy in the picture looks like the "GARBAGE DAY" guy with a moustache.

[SpiritoftheEmperor]

that chick does look like a brit version of george castanza's mom

[FreeAbortionsForAll]

A brit version? Does that mean she has bad teeth and reeks of warm beer and boiled stomach?

[yogerthead]

ah sex male see I am lol funny shit. hahaha

[Katiedid724]

and the picture of his dad looks like Tom Selleck

[GoblinXXX]

Nope, it's Larry Csonka. Definately.

[86thPatriot]

"Hey, get this caterpillar of my lip"

[happypranksgiving]

I can't remember if they make a joke that this kid looks like Gilligan, but if they don't, then shame on them.

[Katiedid724]

HAHAHA i was totally thinking the same thing.

[happypranksgiving]

They don't make a joke about it, I'm surprised.

[kanyehater99]

There are somethings that they do miss every once in a while. For example, in Prince of Space, several of the characters kept mispronouncing one of the main characters names and they never said anything about it, but it didn't stop it from being one of my favorite episodes.

[happypranksgiving]

I wasn't picking on it or trying to say it sucked because they didn't make a joke i thought they should have, it just surprised me that they didn't because it was the first thing I though of.

[StoneColdSergio]

In "Space Mutiny" they also didn't mention the fact that the shots of the space ship were recycled from old Battlestar Galactica episodes.

[PdubthePatriot]

"Am I like hmi?"

"No he was masculine and likable"

lmao

[johnnui]

i dont care if im too old im getting my bat pajamas back out of here

XD

[roadhouseroddie]

"o sex male, so i am" lol

[jrny20]

i'm 25, i hope i hit puberty soon.

[634devil]

Canada is for lover's!

[RusselBertrand]

I'm gonna color it

[suppichan27]

Space Mutiny is one for me.

[hollyhuffstutler]

"So its near a Ponderosa Steakhouse?" Why did he have to bring that up, now I want their salad bar!

[watda74]

And I want some of those wings! None here anymore but they still show that damn commercial!!!

[hollyhuffstutler]

I feel compelled to quote another riff (troll 2) to comment on this one: "Mike, you know movies? Sould things happen in them?"

[difdrummer]

Is it just me, or is there hardly any dialog in this movie? Imagine have to watch it without the MST3K guys - torture!

[nut126]

"that looks more like World War II" - - is there supposed to be any sort of significance to that line?

Why am I even asking, this movie spends 10 minutes on Troy looking through a chest...

[vixensox]

Troy (standing over grave): I wish I knew I what happened to you.

Mike: Uh, I DIED.

This show is brilliant! I really wish they would bring it back.

[chearlc]

i never seen this before,until my brother show me this!!!! It's so funny!!!!I like the part when he said I died.I will never forget this show!!!! I watch this all the time because of my brother and if he see's this i want to say think you for showing me this!! love you!!

[twohazeleyes]

Mike: "Hey, it's the Came with the Frame family."

[solocitizen]

God I loved this show soo much. Thank you for putting it on Youtube.

[doomfeather]

He's working on his Bud Cort scrapbook!

[StLennyBruce]

The town's alternator is shot!